Episode 7

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Published on:

20th Feb 2025

S1 E7 Airwolf-Sexy Car Batman Bonding Time

In this episode, the cool girls celebrate the triumphant return of America! The Jeep, pitch some spinoff ideas, and ponder Italian vampires eating garlic.

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: HEllo?

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

I think so?

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117:

Is it me you're looking for?

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Please don't be me you're looking

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

I think I think we're good.

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117:

hate being perceived.

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the opposite of Lionel Richie.

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118:

hate being perceived.

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That's why we have a podcast.

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Oh, God.

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We are women on the internet.

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117:

Hell yeah, brother!

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Fuck!

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: It's great.

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Have AI fill in the rest.

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We'll be, we'll see you later.

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: We

don't have to do fingers, AI.

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It's fine.

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Rootin tootin good time.

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Welcome to Cool Girls Don't Look at

Explosions, where we watch DudeTV quickly.

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Because, well, I have two

jobs, Lori's getting a Ph.

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D.,

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and Glo just got her Master's, so,

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

I'm

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Hey,

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117:

and I'm also going to school.

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I'm back!

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: we love school.

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Glow!

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: And I'm Laura.

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: We have a

complicated relationship with school.

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

We're all kind of in interesting phases

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right now, so Beth is going into, like, a

new career, I literally teach school, and

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Laura is getting her Smarty Pants degree.

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Yeah,

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just doing school like all day, every day,

sometimes even when I should be asleep.

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Yeah.

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All right.

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Glow, I

think you said earlier today that

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you had some stuff to tell us about

the writer's vision on Airwolf.

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Yeah,

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so I did a little bit of

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a IMDb dive here, and you know

how there's Weirdly feminist parts

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of this show, but then you're

just like, nah, there's no way.

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Right.

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So I just looked up on IMDB, who

are the writers of this show?

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So I have things to reveal, but

first I'm going to talk to you guys

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about the the guy who made most of

the episodes or wrote most of the

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episodes, his name is Donald P.

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Bellisario.

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And

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he is prolific.

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he came up with this show.

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And he wrote 467 NCIS episodes.

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He wrote,

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: I

didn't know there were that

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

ah, pfft, , he wrote 97

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Quantum Leap episodes.

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Oh,

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Got bacula,

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

He wrote 227 JAG episodes.

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He wrote 158 Magnum PI episodes.

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: wow.

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

a lovely tie in to Who Are You, Laura,

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is, he also wrote a couple, or he wrote

eleven Battlestar Galactica episodes.

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Oh, neat.

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Ooh,

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: That'll be fun.

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I'll have to point those out when they

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Yeah.

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So, I don't know exactly which ones,

but I thought that was interesting.

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118:

That is very interesting.

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: So wait, are

you guys doing OG Battlestar, or new

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: new

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Battlestar.

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Did you write new Battlestar or

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

I don't know.

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I'll have to go back and check that.

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Okay.

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119: So

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: be either

really, I don't know how old this man

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is, but it seems like it could be either.

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

yeah,

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: fuck it.

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I mean, some of these directors

directed episodes of Buffy, which

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

well, so I have a quiz for you guys.

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Are you ready for this?

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Okay.

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So on IMDB, there are 60 people with

writer writing credits on this show.

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Okay.

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And so they're not necessarily

writers, but you know,

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storyboarders, things like that.

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Right.

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So out of the 60, how many

do you think are women?

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There are women.

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: I know

it's gonna be higher than this,

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but I'm guessing like three.

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I

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Laura.

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: 60, huh?

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I'm going to be a little more generous

to the writer's room and say like, 10.

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Okay.

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Are you guys ready?

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: I'm ready.

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

What

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one of you is correct?

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Yes.

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And the person who is correct is Beth

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Oh, no,

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

three.

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guys, each one of these three has

one episode as their writing credit.

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So I don't think there was

a writer's room per se.

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It seems like there were just

writers for each of the episodes,

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but each of these women is actually

kind of interesting and has, other.

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Writing credits to their name.

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I'm going to start with the

first one who has the fewest,

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Things that she did afterward.

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Her name is Dorothy Robinson.

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She wrote season two, episode 22 of

air Wolf called short walk to freedom.

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: mm.

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We could still potentially

hit that, right?

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

could

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Yes, we

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

of these, we

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could still hit.

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So she.

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Doesn't have very much else

on her record, so I'm going to

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move on to, Catherine Powers.

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She wrote season three, episode

eight called Jenny, and she

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has some, sci fi bona fides.

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So she has, , she wrote

15 episodes of SG1.

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She wrote one episode of Deep Space Nine,

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and she wrote one episode of

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Next Gen.

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: ooh.

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Like pop off girly.

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So that was Catherine Powers.

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And then the last one that I have is

Deborah Pratt, who also was an actress on

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this show, a character named Marilla, who

is in, A lot of episodes, apparently.

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118:

Oh, so she doesn't die right

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away.

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Good for

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Yeah, and so she wrote Season 2,

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Episode 7, which we have skipped

at this point, called Fallen Angel.

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And I would assume that she must

have had a connection with Donald

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Bellisario because she also wrote

a lot of episodes of Quantum Leap.

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And she also has, writing

credit for Grey's Anatomy.

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Ah,

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Oh.

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I love Grey's Anatomy.

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

So, so those are our three writers

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who each wrote one episode of Airwolf.

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And it looks like those

episodes were later on.

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So, they, brought some ladies to get

their perspective after season one.

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Yeah.

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I wonder if there was any reflection

that went into that, or it was

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just like, oh, hey, I know this

lady, you know, let's bring her in

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Yeah.

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Hmm.

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Yeah,

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: watched, I

don't know if there was a whole lot

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of reflection, on how women feel.

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Dom

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Dead lady body count.

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117:

is gross in this one.

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That's not a hashtag.

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I'm very sleepy.

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I'm sorry.

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118:

Yeah, so we did Airwolf Season

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2, Episode 11, Random Target.

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Guys, I kind of like the theme.

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Yeah?

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: I do too.

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: it.

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: I've been

sitting here, fist pumping to it.

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When it comes Cause it's

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

so Ben and I could jam out to

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it while he was playing Fallout.

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I was watching Airwolf.

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Wonderful.

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Yeah.

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

but one thing I am sad about, looking at

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the episode before this, I really wish

we would have seen the Sinjin episode.

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Yes, I too would

like to see the Saint John character.

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: I'm

sorry I ruined it with my technical

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correctness.

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We could, we could go back

to it later as a treat.

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Yeah,

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: It could

be, oh, our, our as a treat episode.

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That's what we're

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118:

Yeah, we need one.

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As a treat.

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: As a treat.

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we could ask ourselves,

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wahapa her, what do we think

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Why not both?

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117:

What I think happened.

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I'm gonna give you a realistic

version and then a crazy version.

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Okay, realistically, I think what

had happened was they spent all this

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time searching and we're thinking,

oh shit, yeah, we're gonna see St.

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John.

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I'm not calling him St.

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John.

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No one can make me.

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So anyway, Stringfellow sees St.

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John's, , the back of his head, right?

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And that's it.

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That's all we get.

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

And that's the episode.

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117:

That's the episode.

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He spends the whole episode

searching for him, sees him, and,

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just misses him, or whatever.

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Right?

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Cause that's trope y as hell.

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Two, the batshit version.

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He realizes that St.

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John is an actual saint.

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And he performs a miracle.

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Oasis in the middle of the desert.

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Shit, that's not water, that's wine.

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Saint John, baby.

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And then he's gotta go,

like, do stuff for Jesus.

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I don't know.

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Did I get it right?

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Is that how

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

I, we,

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Help.

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

as, as a, as,

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Somebody, oh, don't say

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nailed it when you're

talking about Christianity.

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Hell yeah!

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okay, guys.

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I have a degree in religion.

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I'm allowed to make religion jokes.

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I don't know, guys.

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Sinjin, he, I assume that

he's still in Vietnam.

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I don't know.

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Maybe they find him somewhere else, but

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: There's

no way they got him back yet, right?

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How could you just go from, like, we got

the purpose of this whole show back and

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now we're just gonna do another thing?

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

right.

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And then Stringfellow,

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117:

that carrot forever.

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

like not mentioning it at all in

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the literally the next episode.

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Yeah.

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No.

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Can't.

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

I don't know about that guys.

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Or

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: we did get

the, there's some conclusive evidence

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he's somewhere seeing the back

of his head, but we didn't get it.

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

maybe Sinjin is the cooler brother

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and Stringfellow's like, oh, but

I'm the cool deep broody one.

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Why is everybody paying

attention to Sinjin?

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Maybe I can just leave

him in Vietnam again.

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: What if,

what if he wants to be in Vietnam?

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What if we did have him and he's like,

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Yeah.

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: He's

suddenly taking care of some

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village or something and he's like,

no, this is my mission in life.

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

there you go.

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He's settled down with

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a local lady and

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There you go.

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I like that for Sinjin.

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: and it's

not a Madame Butterfly situation.

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He's all like, you're my number one lady

and my only lady, unless you wanna be

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polyamorous, that's fine, but everybody's

gotta consent to that, you know?

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

What we're asking for is

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the Sinjin spinoff, really.

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So,

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Donald P.

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Bellisario, if you are still alive,

which I should have probably figured

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that out when I was doing my deep

dive, could you please work on

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the Sinjin spinoff of Airwolf?

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: I mean,

you cranked out 400 episodes of NCIS,

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just give us 20 of this, we'll be

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fine.

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117:

and You know, call him St.

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John, because when you name a

character like Elon Musk and

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Grimes name their children,

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you should have to live with it, Donald P.

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

My dudes, he is still, he is still

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kicking and he is 89 years old.

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Perfect!

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He can answer for his crimes

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: got

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the time to write us 20

episodes of this spinoff.

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That's what I'm hearing.

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: You

wanna, you wanna do that, buddy?

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

There you go.

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117:

Maybe have more women involved?

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Just asking

for three nice ladies on the internet.

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Well,

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Do we want to dive into the episode, my

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: it

might be a little too spicy.

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118:

we probably should,

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20 minutes.

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Yeah,

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Oh,

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: go.

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Get it.

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: can I tell

you something about this opening?

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Yes.

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Don't

know if you guys noticed this.

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On your TVs, I didn't notice it till

Aaron pointed it out, but we open on air

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Wolf, like, flying through the desert

and, it's a whole Caitlin learning from

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Dom about how to fly the helicopter jet,

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whatever there are a couple of moments.

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Where they're showing the inside

of the jet and they forgot to put

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the background and it's just blue

screen outside out the window.

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

No!

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118:

Totally, totally.

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You could go, go back and rewatch it.

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Just it's right at the very beginning

and just scrutinize every second.

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They're showing out the window.

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Cause man, there's a couple of

spots where they just missed it.

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

man.

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I thought

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nothing could be worse than the fake

car ride later we see in the definitely

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on the soundstage, with the fake

background going and the car rumbling.

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We can get to

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118:

Yeah, I was like, yeah.

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yeah, we'll get to it

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Yep.

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: I have thoughts.

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Yeah,

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laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: So,

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beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: But yeah.

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sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Did you guys like the

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airwolf zoomies though?

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We started with a lot of zoomies.

335

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: I did.

336

:

And, psh.

337

:

Caitlyn's.

338

:

Okay.

339

:

So.

340

:

This.

341

:

Episode of Airwolf is the highest

resolution episode of Airwolf I've seen.

342

:

So, I got to see the cute little

freckles on Caitlyn's nose.

343

:

Adorable.

344

:

And also her watch.

345

:

Psh.

346

:

Very cute.

347

:

Stylish.

348

:

Magnificent.

349

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

a wonderful, wonderful character.

350

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Yeah.

351

:

And on top of all that, she's just

nailing it in this helicopter.

352

:

I keep wanting to call it a plane

because I don't know the difference.

353

:

Apparently.

354

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

And Caitlyn

355

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118:

Well, neither does

356

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Yeah, really though, with the zoomies.

357

:

It still gets me every time they try to

358

:

make it look like he's,

like, rocket boosting around.

359

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Mm hmm.

360

:

Mm

361

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117:

I love the little pew noise

362

:

right before they take off.

363

:

Yes,

364

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

like, so Caitlyn's learning to be the

365

:

backup pilot, and Dom is just like,

yeah, you're never gonna actually fly

366

:

unless, like, me and Stringfellow die.

367

:

And then, did you guys notice

she, like, passively threatens

368

:

to murder both of them?

369

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Yes.

370

:

Yes,

371

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: it was, I

believe I wrote Caitlyn is queen here.

372

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Yeah.

373

:

Good point,

374

:

girl.

375

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: yeah, because

he says the only way that you can

376

:

fly airwolf is if Stringfellow and

I are both gone and she's basically

377

:

like, oh yeah, what does that

378

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Yeah, it's like,

379

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Cause that

380

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

she's like,

381

:

bet.

382

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Yeah, exactly.

383

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118:

The Black Widow.

384

:

Yeah.

385

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Yeah,

386

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: huh.

387

:

Uh

388

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117:

it's a really cool helicopter.

389

:

Like, who could

390

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Okay, Donald P.

391

:

Bellisario, we have another question.

392

:

Will you please make Dark

Caitlin into a show for

393

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Oh,

she could be like Dark Betty.

394

:

Hear me out.

395

:

She just gets a dark wig, puts it on.

396

:

Dark Caitlyn.

397

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

And her bangs are still going

398

:

to be fluffy and beautiful.

399

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Yes.

400

:

It's got to be a feathered black wig.

401

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

And so we, we have this picture of,

402

:

I don't know how they got it guys,

but actual footage of me in a garden,

403

:

you know, just bopping around.

404

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Yes.

405

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: but you

know better than to take arrowheads

406

:

from where they're at, right?

407

:

Because that's like archaeological

stuff and you need to leave

408

:

it there.

409

:

That's a, that's a site.

410

:

Yes.

411

:

Actually, it is true.

412

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Yeah.

413

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Interesting.

414

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Yeah.

415

:

You can't.

416

:

It's,

417

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

I just always hear anecdotes of we're

418

:

going to go looking for arrowheads.

419

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Yeah,

that used to be a thing, and I'm

420

:

sure it still is a thing, but

421

:

like, culturally, you're

supposed to leave.

422

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Interesting.

423

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: I

just find shiny rocks, and

424

:

then I keep them in my pockets.

425

:

And then sometimes I give one to Ja'far

so that he knows that I love him.

426

:

Am a

427

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Hmm.

428

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Yeah,

no, that's, that should work, right?

429

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Did we pick, did we pick up

430

:

that this lady's name is Annie?

431

:

Because

432

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118:

Oh, I never got her

433

:

name.

434

:

I just

435

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: no,

I've just been calling her

436

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

so in her car, there was something

437

:

that was cut off, but it looked

like it said Annie's Rock Shop.

438

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Yeah, I saw

439

:

there definitely was

like a rock shop sign.

440

:

She was like an actual little

purveyor of curiosities.

441

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

like, and she was

442

:

just minding her own business.

443

:

Yeah, seriously, she's so cute.

444

:

Just little old lady in her overalls,

looking for stuff, looking for

445

:

rocks, and then the helicopters come.

446

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Mm

447

:

hmm.

448

:

Yeah, she sees

449

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: She

gets in her coolest fuck Jeep

450

:

Wrangler, which, gimme it.

451

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: The show had

to be like sponsored by Jeep, right?

452

:

I

453

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: I would

also like to be sponsored by Jeep.

454

:

Jeep, please sponsor me.

455

:

I'm a delight and I need a Wrangler.

456

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

She is and

457

:

she does.

458

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: think

we get a Chrysler later and Aaron

459

:

looked up to see if the two companies

were affiliated at that time.

460

:

And they were,

461

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Oh,

462

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

actually, that is true.

463

:

And my dad actually worked for

Chrysler Jeep back in the day, so.

464

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: way.

465

:

Word.

466

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Yeah.

467

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117:

Wait, So that was the town car.

468

:

The town car was a

Lincoln town car though,

469

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Mm, yeah.

470

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: there was

definitely, somebody had a Chrysler.

471

:

I don't

472

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117:

I think the detective has a

473

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118:

That might be it.

474

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: seems

like a sensible detective car.

475

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Yeah,

476

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117:

Detectives, weigh in.

477

:

Give us a

478

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Yeah, all of our detective

479

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117:

Do you drive a Chrysler?

480

:

Yeah.

481

:

, laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: so she

sees the helicopters and a plane, I

482

:

think, that all come in and she was

minding her own business up until this

483

:

point when she decides to go see what's

up with these helicopters and planes.

484

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

But like charges her

485

:

Jeep into the situation.

486

:

Like, lady.

487

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Yeah,

488

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: That was

489

:

not very smart.

490

:

Mm

491

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Yeah, because

this like cool as fuck Lincoln town.

492

:

So these two helicopters land and this

plane lands and this shady as fuck

493

:

Dude gets out and this sweet ass, old

timey Lincoln town car rolls up one

494

:

of the cool ones that takes up like

five parking spots because it's just

495

:

like Um, and then she, charges into it,

and then the helicopters blow her up?

496

:

Which,

497

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

they got to, to play Annie

498

:

was like a stunt driver.

499

:

Cause I, you know, or they got

a stunt driver to drive away and

500

:

these helicopter, the helicopter

circling the Jeep was so cool.

501

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Yeah.

502

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118:

were pretty neat.

503

:

And I got to admit in the show

in general, like the stunts

504

:

pretty good.

505

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Yeah,

506

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: But

507

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: the explosions.

508

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Annie just gets nuked, they just

509

:

shoot a legit rocket at her car.

510

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Which is a

little bit of an overreaction in my

511

:

opinion, but I'm not a shady bad guy,

512

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

I mean, overreaction seems to be the M.

513

:

O.

514

:

of these guys, these weird

corporate mafia dudes.

515

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Do we

think that's secret feminism?

516

:

Like, Men can't control

their emotions, perhaps.

517

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

I don't know, could Annie

518

:

control her emotions?

519

:

She's just like, Oh, cool,

look at this thing, and rams

520

:

her jeep into the situation.

521

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: sure feel

pretty threatened by one little old

522

:

lady, don't they?

523

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Yeah.

524

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: and to be

fair, the amount of times I have

525

:

had to argue with someone, who's

older about whether or not they can

526

:

legally drive with their one good eye,

527

:

Yeah, you can legally drive

with one good eye, but I just

528

:

cannot be over 2040, I believe.

529

:

And, I've literally had to explain

to people, your eye is:

530

:

You cannot drive.

531

:

And I'm just going, well,

I'm gonna drive anyway.

532

:

And, like,

533

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Yikes.

534

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: so maybe

she was driving with her one good eye

535

:

and it was 2060 is all I'm saying.

536

:

Yes.

537

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: But she

is a spunky little old lady that a

538

:

bunch of grown ass men in suits with

guns are just, they just can't handle.

539

:

So.

540

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Really, Annie.

541

:

Annie is the queen of this episode.

542

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Annie

is the queen of this episode.

543

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Rip, Annie.

544

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: And

then we cut to some, I wrote,

545

:

Some dipshit wants Dom and String

to shoot desert footage for him.

546

:

String agrees for

547

:

some reason.

548

:

I guess they're friends.

549

:

I

550

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: think

because he's distracted by the hot

551

:

lady in the convertible who rolls

552

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: think he's

like, bros gotta look out for each other,

553

:

man.

554

:

Like,

555

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Well, we do find out later

556

:

that they are friends.

557

:

Stringfellow, and we find out later

this guy's name is Sam Kowal, and

558

:

he owns Kowal, Air, Aeronautics, or

something, Air, and it seems like they

559

:

do the same thing as Dom and String,

they just, undercut each other.

560

:

For a job.

561

:

And then he's just like,

Hey, can you do this job?

562

:

And they're super pissed because

they're not only did we not get this

563

:

job, but you don't want to do it.

564

:

And now you're going

to pay us less for it.

565

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Yeah.

566

:

Yep.

567

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Also, I guess

to be a helicopter film person, you

568

:

just need to get a hangar, a couple

of copters, and slap your last name

569

:

on that

570

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Hmm.

571

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: hmm.

572

:

Yep.

573

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Profit.

574

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Yep.

575

:

And it seems like Sam,

he's giving away this job.

576

:

Cause he really just wants to go

spend time with his hottie girlfriend.

577

:

Who's just like sitting with legs

out in the car ready for action.

578

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Yeah.

579

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: the cutest

580

:

boots.

581

:

She is gorge.

582

:

Yeah.

583

:

Genuinely gorgeous.

584

:

Hot lady body count.

585

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

So, they take the job, and we get to,

586

:

, Dom and String, but not an air wolf.

587

:

They're just in a regular

job, air, helicopter.

588

:

they find

589

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: But

they're in Sam's helicopter,

590

:

aren't

591

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

yep, they're in Sam's

592

:

helicopter, cause he's

like, Oh, it's gassed up!

593

:

I got everything in there,

594

:

can you just do it for me?

595

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: And then

they talk about Sam, and then Dom

596

:

says he'd really like to, that Sam

gets all the babes, oh sorry, all the

597

:

dolls, and that he would just, quote,

love to have his rejects, quote.

598

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Gross.

599

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: And then he

digs a hole deeper for himself after he,

600

:

they film a bunch of stuff, discover a

bunch of hot babes by a swimming pool,

601

:

and Dom proceeds to act like some sort

of sex crazed idiot with no boundaries

602

:

or self control and just starts filming

603

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

and they are babes, like absolute

604

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: They

605

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

babes, but it's like, hey, we're supposed

606

:

to be taking this b roll footage of the

desert, but here's, you know, 15 minutes

607

:

of these chicks in bathing suits in a

compound in the middle of the desert.

608

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Now

609

:

we, we know Airwolf does not go

in for technological accuracy,

610

:

uh, but I do not believe for a second

that that camera has that much zoom on it.

611

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

No!

612

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: I have handled

very nice cameras in one of my past

613

:

careers, and, yeah, they don't go in

that, there's no way, like, ones now,

614

:

to get that level of zoom, you have

to spend hella, you couldn't have done

615

:

that with one of those fucking cameras.

616

:

Also, he wasted, like,

actual film being a perv,

617

:

like, literal film, that

shit was so expensive, bro.

618

:

And he's just dangling

out of a, like, a wooga!

619

:

First of all, 1980s.

620

:

Get on the consent train, ya bitches.

621

:

Like, damn.

622

:

I'm dead now.

623

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: I also don't

believe for a second that the rich guy at

624

:

the pool who freaks out about the camera

could actually see that camera up there.

625

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Yeah.

626

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

with, with how far

627

:

away the footage was of that train

that they were taking, it's just

628

:

like, are you, you're, you're

not serious right now, my dudes.

629

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Yeah,

and you're like, half in the bag.

630

:

Cause pretty ladies have been

serving you drinks all day.

631

:

Come on.

632

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: I also want to

say, That they do show around the pool and

633

:

that's the hot pretty ladies and stuff.

634

:

They're all wearing their heels and their

635

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Mm hmm.

636

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118:

and it is a very wet around

637

:

that pool and that is unsafe.

638

:

On those

639

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: I know,

kept thinking somebody was gonna

640

:

slip and crack their head right

641

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: For sure.

642

:

Be

643

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Although those

bathing suits were all so cute, man.

644

:

There was one that was like, what was it?

645

:

It was like, zebra print.

646

:

It was very cute.

647

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: I

do love me an animal print.

648

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: And they have

like cute little belts on them, like.

649

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: I

650

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117:

Bring back the belts.

651

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118:

the belted swimsuit.

652

:

Yeah.

653

:

No, it'll be

654

:

back.

655

:

Don't you worry.

656

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117:

Hell yeah hopefully, I will.

657

:

Yeah, you know what?

658

:

Everybody should just get to

wear whatever swimsuit they want.

659

:

I don't care how old I

am, I'm gonna put that on.

660

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Did anybody

get what these rich people were about?

661

:

Did they call them the syndicate?

662

:

I don't remember what was going on.

663

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Honestly, I wrote down gray

664

:

suit was talking to black suit

because, , there was really no name.

665

:

We find out that black suit guy

later on that his name is Langhorne.

666

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: That's the

667

:

only one we

668

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

yeah, and gray suit guy is basically

669

:

like, welcome to my compound.

670

:

We're going to pretend like

you're dead here for some

671

:

reason to let things blow over.

672

:

And there was like money involved,

but I'm not exactly sure what

673

:

the actual plot was here.

674

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Mm hmm.

675

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: I was

guessing there was some mob ties

676

:

because dude, , mentions Chicago, and

he mentions Detroit, and he mentions

677

:

Italy, and those are all places where

the mob was, pretty heavy and, and

678

:

New York I think is also mentioned and

those are all places that were pretty

679

:

heavy into the mob scene, in the 80s.

680

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Okay.

681

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: So I

guess I just assumed and also

682

:

I'm re watching Mob Lives.

683

:

So,

684

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118:

It seemed very generic, , we

685

:

are rich and bad, and we have

686

:

goons, so,

687

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

And let me prove it with

688

:

big briefcase of money.

689

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Yeah.

690

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: and the

big briefcase and I think the double

691

:

breasted suit just screamed mob to me, I

692

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Yep.

693

:

So obviously Langhorne, black suit guy,

is just really on edge about his safety

694

:

and he is not okay with seeing any

kind of film being taken of the area.

695

:

And this is our inciting incident

for, . The action that will come

696

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Yes, which

is the goons breaking in to Sam's

697

:

hangar to try to find the film, and

ambushing him after his pretty lady

698

:

drops him off, and then punching him to

699

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

punched him so hard.

700

:

It broke his neck.

701

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Yeah.

702

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Yeah, because they saw that it was a

703

:

coal wall, helicopter, which was really

important and Langhorne was get that film

704

:

and they go and the, the flunky punches

him hard enough to break his neck and

705

:

then, and he's facedown on the floor.

706

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: And then

the other Flanky, seemingly oblivious

707

:

to the fact that he's partners

with Evil Hulk, just is upset that

708

:

they don't know where the film

709

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Yeah.

710

:

He's like, you

711

:

killed him before we found

out where the film is.

712

:

Mm.

713

:

Mm

714

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: me

think this has happened before?

715

:

Because he does not seem fazed.

716

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Not in the slightest.

717

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: I just

want to know how many times this

718

:

dude has punched somebody to death.

719

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Yeah.

720

:

The next day, String and Dom

go to see what happened to Sam.

721

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: They

722

:

roll up in America the

723

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Yeah, we need a drop for America the Jeep.

724

:

I don't know, we need to like

725

:

stop and like salute.

726

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: I really

want our first t shirt to be The

727

:

eagle, riding shotgun, and the iguana

728

:

driving America the Jeep.

729

:

That,

730

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

there's no airwolf, it's just America the

731

:

Jeep with with the

732

:

iguana

733

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Yeah.

734

:

and

735

:

it says, it's gotta say Santini Air on

736

:

the side so that it's

737

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Yes.

738

:

Absolutely.

739

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Yeah.

740

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

that shirt.

741

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Me too.

742

:

Like three people in the

whole world will ever get it,

743

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

it's us.

744

:

We are the three.

745

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117:

We are the three people.

746

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Because who,

747

:

who remembers the iguana

from season one of Airwolf?

748

:

Just us.

749

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Just us!

750

:

At Bridge Farm!

751

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

752

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: We're

gonna put that shirt on some bread!

753

:

Let's go!

754

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: The

great thing I loved in this scene,

755

:

they talked to Lady Detective.

756

:

She gets a name later, but I

keep calling her Lady Detective

757

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

detective.

758

:

Sergeant Brennan.

759

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: you.

760

:

Detective Sergeant Brennan,

asks them, do you have any leads

761

:

on who could have done this?

762

:

Did he have any enemies?

763

:

And they're like, no, no,

Sam is loved by everyone.

764

:

And then she's like, well,

fuck, I'm out of ideas.

765

:

And then they're like, well, actually,

766

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

And, she's just like.

767

:

I guess it's junkies and Stringfellow

is like, I'm not okay with this because

768

:

I mean, and they make a good point

later or if Stringfellow does like

769

:

you come and you break a dude's neck,

but you don't take like thousands of

770

:

dollars worth of recording equipment.

771

:

, that's not what junkies do.

772

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: a

773

:

pawn shop in California probably can

do something with recording equipment.

774

:

Like, yeah.

775

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: like I was

totally ready to write him off as this

776

:

just being him being misogynistic to

a woman in power, but he had some good

777

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Oh yeah.

778

:

she, she, she's

779

:

dumb

780

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118:

he's, he's right.

781

:

But I mean, she's also right that when

they start listing, , well, he has like

782

:

two ex wives and he has a bookie and

783

:

,

There's all these people actually who might be kind of mad at him.

784

:

I'm like, I see that's why she asked guys.

785

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Then we cut

to Caitlyn walking in the hangar and

786

:

getting thwacked over the head with a

flashlight as the goons steal the footage,

787

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

to be knocked out.

788

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: yes.

789

:

She then wakes up in the hospital

with Dom and Stringfellow

790

:

leering at her fucking legs.

791

:

Gross.

792

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

don't really get it.

793

:

Cause I know I kind of predicted that

string and Caitlin were together because

794

:

of an embrace they had a couple episodes

ago, but he flat out is like, In love

795

:

with Sergeant Brennan, you can tell, so,

796

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118:

don't know what's going on.

797

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

yeah, mm hmm, mm hmm,

798

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Okay,

so I have a theory about this.

799

:

What if, so in Game of Thrones Season

1, there's weird sexual tension between

800

:

John and Sansa and you're like this

feels fucking weird and then it turned

801

:

out later that Sophie Turner just had a

really big crush on the dude who played

802

:

Jon Snow and it just Played through

it just showed through a little bit

803

:

so what if the dude who played string

fellow and the woman who plays Caitlyn?

804

:

We're crushing on each other

and it was playing through a

805

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Ooh, maybe,

806

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117:

that a possibility?

807

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

quite possible.

808

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Actors be sexy.

809

:

They're just always

810

:

sexy.

811

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117:

actors do be sexy.

812

:

That's also gonna be a shirt.

813

:

Actors be sexy.

814

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Can I also just comment on the line of

815

:

questioning that Brennan gives to Kaitlyn?

816

:

She's like, don't you remember

how tall they were, da da

817

:

da, the shape of their heads.

818

:

Mm hmm.

819

:

What?

820

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117:

Did they smell like garlic?

821

:

Ma'am, are you looking for a

822

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Yeah, yeah.

823

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118:

Is she, is she looking for

824

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Donald P.

825

:

Bellisario.

826

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Donald P.

827

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: We have an idea.

828

:

We have an idea for another spinoff.

829

:

Italian vampires.

830

:

Get on it.

831

:

Do they eat garlic or no?

832

:

You

833

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

What is the shape of

834

:

their head?

835

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: us.

836

:

Do they, do they use an old school

pasta press or like the new one that

837

:

you can like clip on your KitchenAid?

838

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Stringfellow's having none of it.

839

:

He is baiting Brennan.

840

:

He is busting her lady balls.

841

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118:

Yeah, Caitlyn is kind of writing

842

:

to her defense a little bit.

843

:

She's like, man, she's busy.

844

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

hmm.

845

:

Yeah, for sure.

846

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Yeah.

847

:

\ laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: but

String just is having none of it.

848

:

He can't handle not being

the center of attention on

849

:

this.

850

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Again,

because men are too emotional.

851

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

and he does get emotional because

852

:

he's like I told Sam, , to straighten

up and stay in the business and

853

:

I'm the reason why he's dead.

854

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: String

having like excessive emotions about

855

:

The people around him that he's lost

that we've known for five minutes.

856

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Is Stringfellow

the character or just accidental feminism?

857

:

Or secret feminism, I'm sorry.

858

:

The Stringfellow, the

character, just secret feminism.

859

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

don't know.

860

:

He's the deepest character

alive with no depth whatsoever.

861

:

I don't, I don't understand his

character development very much.

862

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117:

Oh, I dated that guy.

863

:

That guy's a nightmare to date.

864

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

mm-Hmm.

865

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: So the goons

light some film lab on fire, while Dom

866

:

and String are checking out Kowal's place.

867

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117:

Because what episode of Airwolf

868

:

is complete without arson?

869

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Yeah.

870

:

And we got to have our own investigation

of a crime scene that should

871

:

probably be protected in some way.

872

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Yep.

873

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Were things,

were crime scenes protected in the 80s?

874

:

Does anyone

875

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Are they now?

876

:

I don't know,

877

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Mm.

878

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118:

but it feels like it

879

:

should be, right?

880

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Yeah.

881

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: I

have a friend in criminology.

882

:

We could probably get her on this

883

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

There you go.

884

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: so

suddenly a guy comes to deliver

885

:

the film that they made for Sam.

886

:

And he's like, Hey, you guys got so lucky.

887

:

The place just got torched,

but it was on my truck.

888

:

So we're all

889

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Mm-Hmm.

890

:

. Mm-Hmm.

891

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: And then

Dom, it clicks that the guys that hit

892

:

Caitlin were looking for this because

they just torched the film lab too.

893

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Which, one.

894

:

Evil Hulk just punched that guy to death

for no reason and two, I feel like They

895

:

should have put the pieces together just

a little bit sooner maybe when Caitlin

896

:

said that they were looking for a bit of

897

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Mm hmm.

898

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: because

they had literally just filmed

899

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Right.

900

:

Right.

901

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Well, so, I mean,

902

:

Stringfellow is obsessive.

903

:

It seems like they, he watches the

film over and over all night with Dom.

904

:

And Dom fell asleep, and Dom is just

like, yeah, there's nothing here.

905

:

We need to stop.

906

:

And then Brennan comes.

907

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Yeah,

908

:

the weird compound in the middle

of the desert that we filmed

909

:

definitely couldn't be it,

910

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Okay, I'm glad I'm not the only

911

:

one because you're watching

912

:

this a million times and you

913

:

don't stop on the weird compound in the

middle of the desert with lots of hot

914

:

ladies that are obviously planted there

by some sort of, they're not just lounging

915

:

there for Dom to leer at them.

916

:

They're

917

:

there for

918

:

someone.

919

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117:

for someone else to leer at.

920

:

The 80s, baby.

921

:

And they're also surrounding

a giant fancy pool that was put

922

:

in in the middle of the desert

that could not have been cheap.

923

:

So, really?

924

:

It's bright blue!

925

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118:

But none of us can get this.

926

:

And then the detective can't get it later.

927

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Nobody

in the show is good at mysteries.

928

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: I guess

the detective is feigning ignorance.

929

:

So,

930

:

okay.

931

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

cuz we do

932

:

find something out.

933

:

Yeah a little bit spoilers.

934

:

guys.

935

:

Yeah, we'll hit we'll hit that up soon

936

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Yeah, yeah.

937

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Perhaps

they're bad at crime because cocaine.

938

:

I blame the cocaine.

939

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Yeah,

so we find out that some other rich

940

:

people are coming to the compound.

941

:

This is what you're talking about,

about the like Chicago and New York

942

:

and Detroit guys are all coming

in and we're going to divide

943

:

up the United States, I guess.

944

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Yep.

945

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Oh,

yes, what did I write for that?

946

:

Oh, wait, we missed some

947

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Oh, we did?

948

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

Yeah, Brennan

949

:

asked to go to breakfast

with string fellow.

950

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Oh,

951

:

yes.

952

:

that's true.

953

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: She's all

like, I came here after my work.

954

:

So anyway, yeah, Brendan's all

like, take me to breakfast.

955

:

And then, uh,

956

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

dumps

957

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Yeah, she says

we were so poor we had to go upstairs

958

:

to answer the phone, which I do not

959

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

I don't get it either

960

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Somebody explain

961

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Is that,

is that a euphemism for something?

962

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Can, can someone

out there explain what the hell that's

963

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Are

you just telling me you had a two

964

:

story house, but only one phone?

965

:

Like

966

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

I don't, I don't

967

:

really get that unless, I don't

know, was it like a community phone?

968

:

I don't, I don't know.

969

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Mm-Hmm.

970

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: I don't

971

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

But this is,

972

:

this is where we get the epic fake

car with the background on the,

973

:

Wheel or whatever.

974

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118:

I was like, what is this?

975

:

1950?

976

:

Like,

977

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

With all of the stunts and all of the

978

:

stuff that they do, they couldn't,

mount a camera to an actual car.

979

:

It just looks so bad.

980

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: That's

why they couldn't, because they

981

:

blew all their budget on the

982

:

explosions, And the

983

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

the rock hunter.

984

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117:

and America the Jeep, yes.

985

:

I don't know why, but at this

point I have written in my notes,

986

:

Sexy Car Batman Bonding Time.

987

:

laura_1_09-20-2024_210118: Oh.

988

:

'cause string trauma dumps back

989

:

at her.

990

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

hmm.

991

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: Oh yeah, because

they find out that their parents are both

992

:

dead, oh damn!

993

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

We don't know this, right?

994

:

Like, this is new

information, at least to us.

995

:

beth_1_09-20-2024_220117: I think

996

:

sexy-dead-lady--1-_1_09-20-2024_220119:

so.

997

:

we find that String's and Sinjin's parents

were killed in a boating accident when

998

:

Stringfellow was 10 and Dom raised them.

999

:

So it's daddy Dom, not just friend Dom.

:

00:37:43,737 --> 00:37:44,067

-:

:

00:37:44,302 --> 00:37:44,582

-:

:

00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:46,627

-:

:

00:37:46,787 --> 00:37:47,357

Nope.

:

00:37:47,587 --> 00:37:49,167

-:

wrong with Daddy Dom, guys?

:

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I hate this podca I quit.

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No, no notes, nothing wrong.

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It's interesting though, because,

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I don't know, For Dom, I see him as

the goofy uncle, not the dad or the

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father figure.

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So, I don't

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-:

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what?

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This is probably after

Dom lost Sally, right?

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had to have been, because unless they just

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came up with this about Stringfellow's

character, \ his ex wife would have

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known that Dom adopted two kids whose,

parents died in a boating accident, right?

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So it had to have been later on.

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So I don't know.

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It kind of makes sense.

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He kind of loses his daughter

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and then there's these two little boys

and he sort of surrogate puts all that

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affection on them and forgets about

his daughter in a way for a while.

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I mean, good.

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loses, Saint John, and then loses Sally,

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and now he's only got one kid

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a freaking

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course Stringfellow is an orphan.

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Come on.

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Adding more, like.

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Dang it.

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you're gonna brood like Batman, you

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might as well have the other shit

like Batman, including an Alfred

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man.

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So, they see the coroner at a blown up

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Jeep and some cops.

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Mm hmm.

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And, String

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can tell this was hit by rocket fire.

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guys.

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Can we talk about this sad dog for a

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second?

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That dog deserves an

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But also whenever they filmed that dog,

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which I assume might be like Annie's dog.

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I don't know um

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Yeah, it is a totally

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different time of day

when they cut to the dog.

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It's nighttime And the

investigation is during the

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day, and I'm

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Yeah, they just had breakfast.

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it, it's hilarious.

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Now they're on their way to

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They're like, we need to put the sad dog

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footage in there and timeline be damned.

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Yep.

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Yeah, we're losing daylight.

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Yeah, we don't have the film.

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Let's just, no one will notice.

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Oh, we noticed.

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I wrote, Stringfellow, Sam

and Old Lady equal foul play.

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Detective, my b my good

bitch, what the fuck?

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Is

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Stringfellow connects the

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deaths and she's like, nah.

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Rocket fire's totally random.

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I do think it is just wild to me

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that, Stringfellow was able to look

at the jeep and go ROCKET FIRE, but

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can re watch film footage over and

over and over again and go Whaaaaat

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could people have problem with?

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What?

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he's a genius when he needs to be.

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We're sorry, Donald Pete Bellisario,

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for picking apart your masterpiece.

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check out the 400 episodes of NCIS after

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this.

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So Dom goes to hit up the food

truck that just hangs around,

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orders the most Italian sandwich

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that has ever Italian sandwiched.

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And, then somebody else sees his

hanger on fire and he is distraught.

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Forgets all about his sandwich.

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No, he does not forget about his sandwich.

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Oh, no, he's got

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He holds onto that sandwich.

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He

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is losing it, but He

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will

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ONE

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will not lose that pastrami.

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Well, you're gonna need

calories to get you through

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this.

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That's smart.

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Mm hmm.

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A bitch has to eat!

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, I pointed out at this point in my

notes that the detective has the

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fliest Blazer Blouse COMBO happening!

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pretty sharp.

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She's got like this hot pink blouse

with this hot pink and black checked

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00:41:41,637 --> 00:41:44,017

blazer Situation it's pretty cute

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Detective and Stringfellow are maybe

dating but also hate each other.

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After, you know, a couple of

days of knowing each other

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and One breakfast question

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00:41:56,137 --> 00:41:58,137

mark, because I don't know if

they ever got to breakfast.

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Yeah.

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We trauma bonded in the car.

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We're both Batman let's make out

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Then we cut to Airwolf going back to

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the, area that they had filmed earlier.

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And then they go to the

cabin to go over the film.

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And for some reason this time as they

go over the film, now they can zoom

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and enhance and see the compound.

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And then Hawk calls the detective

and says he found Kenneth

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00:42:25,452 --> 00:42:28,612

Langhorne who is the shady guy.

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Meanwhile, Kenneth is counting

money and it turns out the

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detective is working with him!

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00:42:34,567 --> 00:42:35,817

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Not Brennan!

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but still has fabulous earrings.

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00:42:39,962 --> 00:42:45,482

Kachu the Mob Party, where an

almost 8 bit keyboard cover

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00:42:45,502 --> 00:42:48,272

of the Godfather theme plays.

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00:42:48,642 --> 00:42:49,452

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Aaron pointed that

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Is it?

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It's like a MIDI version

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00:42:51,577 --> 00:42:53,207

of the Godfather theme.

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00:42:53,607 --> 00:42:55,537

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but like a really cheap MIDI.

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00:42:55,657 --> 00:42:56,607

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Lovely.

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So I think there's another, if

we have a column for mob and not

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mob, I think we've got a few.

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Ticks in the mob column,

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right?

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00:43:07,127 --> 00:43:11,077

Yeah.

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And we, we hear the

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line, gentlemen, we are about to

divide up the United States, mwa ha ha.

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repelates the United States with

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00:43:19,757 --> 00:43:22,787

the world, and that's basically

what I say every time I play

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00:43:23,072 --> 00:43:23,422

-:

yeah.

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00:43:23,422 --> 00:43:27,797

-:

inevitably betrays Stringfellow.

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00:43:35,473 --> 00:43:36,393

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They meet in the desert.

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00:43:36,393 --> 00:43:37,533

She's real nervous.

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00:43:37,543 --> 00:43:40,873

She can't light her cigarette

obviously betraying him.

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00:43:40,873 --> 00:43:42,223

She pulls out like a tiny little

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00:43:42,223 --> 00:43:42,583

gun.

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00:43:42,583 --> 00:43:43,193

It's her purse

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00:43:43,203 --> 00:43:44,233

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Yeah.

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00:43:45,238 --> 00:43:47,038

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And it seems like she doesn't want

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00:43:47,048 --> 00:43:50,908

to actually kill him, she's just

trying to get him to hold back, but

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00:43:50,908 --> 00:43:54,838

then the flunkies come, and they're

like, yeah, yeah, we gon kill him.

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00:43:54,838 --> 00:43:55,128

-:

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00:43:55,178 --> 00:43:59,528

And then Hawk just roundhouse

kicks a revolver and two

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00:43:59,558 --> 00:44:02,578

machine guns out of six hands.

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assume that one of them is the guy

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00:44:04,943 --> 00:44:07,083

who broke the neck with one punch.

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00:44:07,978 --> 00:44:09,508

-:

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00:44:09,508 --> 00:44:12,138

And then he's all like, Hey,

you just betrayed me, but get

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00:44:12,168 --> 00:44:13,358

in this car, I'm gonna save you.

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00:44:13,368 --> 00:44:13,548

What?

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00:44:15,158 --> 00:44:17,988

Cause I like making out

with you over an omelette,

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00:44:17,988 --> 00:44:18,758

baby.

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00:44:18,758 --> 00:44:20,378

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And Airwolf is called,

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00:44:20,428 --> 00:44:21,838

and she's like, You knew?

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00:44:21,838 --> 00:44:22,338

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Splendid.

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-:

out in my notes that there's literally

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00:44:31,418 --> 00:44:34,828

a button on Airwolf that says guns.

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It's my

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-:

I love it.

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Wait, that's the new, that's

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00:44:40,748 --> 00:44:42,388

another piece of merch, guys.

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00:44:42,388 --> 00:44:43,408

We need, we need

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00:44:43,708 --> 00:44:45,718

a shirt that just has a

button that says guns.

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-:

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00:44:50,348 --> 00:44:51,288

It's good shit.

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00:44:51,288 --> 00:44:52,098

So anyway.

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Then the detective of course, dies.

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00:44:55,098 --> 00:44:56,118

-:

there's a shootout, right,

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00:44:56,168 --> 00:44:56,928

because there was the

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00:44:56,928 --> 00:45:02,118

shootout and then we find out that

Brennan was shot and hot lady body count.

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00:45:02,118 --> 00:45:04,418

-:

they, of course, kiss right

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before her death, and then String

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-:

that I wrote that in my notes.

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00:45:09,268 --> 00:45:10,568

We can't ignore that part.

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Yes.

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wrote, Stringfellow brood intensifies.

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-:

And she dies in Stringfellow's

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00:45:17,498 --> 00:45:19,938

arms after a deep, passionate kiss.

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00:45:19,938 --> 00:45:20,893

Mm

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00:45:21,218 --> 00:45:24,018

-:

writers only see Romeo and Juliet?

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00:45:24,028 --> 00:45:26,328

Do they know that other

Shakespeare exists?

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00:45:26,358 --> 00:45:27,128

Because, like,

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00:45:28,078 --> 00:45:31,898

they're very focused on the ending of

Romeo and Juliet, is all I'm saying.

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the compound, I guess Langhorne's

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00:45:33,978 --> 00:45:35,848

deal isn't going as planned.

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00:45:36,538 --> 00:45:40,078

He walks away and lets his

goons shoot the other goons.

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00:45:41,243 --> 00:45:44,953

-:

inevitably betrays and guns down

:

00:45:44,983 --> 00:45:48,643

the mob dudes he invites so he

can take the money for himself.

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00:45:48,878 --> 00:45:51,578

-:

he grabs a big suitcase of cash.

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00:45:51,908 --> 00:45:52,918

Very big suitcase.

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00:45:52,918 --> 00:45:54,898

Cannot stress how big this suitcase is.

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00:45:54,898 --> 00:45:57,998

-:

stereotypical, this suitcase

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00:45:58,198 --> 00:46:00,558

definitely doesn't have money in it,

:

00:46:00,613 --> 00:46:01,293

suitcase.

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00:46:01,598 --> 00:46:03,958

-:

this should be a lot harder to carry.

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00:46:03,958 --> 00:46:04,508

-:

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00:46:04,878 --> 00:46:06,258

With all those Beals.

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Yes.

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00:46:07,048 --> 00:46:09,218

-:

Airwolf flies back over the compound,

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00:46:09,238 --> 00:46:11,098

sees all of the dead bodies.

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00:46:11,188 --> 00:46:11,268

I

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00:46:11,268 --> 00:46:13,138

guess all the ladies are okay though.

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00:46:13,938 --> 00:46:14,498

-:

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00:46:14,688 --> 00:46:15,368

All the ladies are

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00:46:15,508 --> 00:46:15,988

-:

The ladies

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00:46:16,018 --> 00:46:17,868

-:

of dude goons fell in the pool,

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00:46:17,868 --> 00:46:20,788

but the ladies, they're probably

doing their nails or something.

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00:46:20,838 --> 00:46:22,298

-:

Maybe they're doing cocaine.

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00:46:22,688 --> 00:46:24,528

-:

whatever you gotta do to get through

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00:46:24,528 --> 00:46:26,658

your compound days of being leered at.

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00:46:26,658 --> 00:46:27,048

-:

:

00:46:27,048 --> 00:46:28,168

There is no shade.

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00:46:28,298 --> 00:46:29,668

You do what you must.

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00:46:29,668 --> 00:46:31,998

Also, cocaine was totally

illegal in the 80s.

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00:46:32,098 --> 00:46:38,068

If I am to believe all of the television

about the 80s, I have consumed.

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00:46:38,598 --> 00:46:41,778

Isn't that everyone why

everyone's furniture was white?

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00:46:41,898 --> 00:46:43,118

To hide the cocaine?

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00:46:43,118 --> 00:46:45,338

-:

So, Caitlyn is in the airwolf.

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00:46:45,428 --> 00:46:47,858

She's doing the support

because Stringfella

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00:46:47,868 --> 00:46:48,128

can't.

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00:46:48,793 --> 00:46:49,213

And,

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00:46:49,283 --> 00:46:51,033

she bloops up the scans.

:

00:46:51,033 --> 00:46:53,093

There were some very

satisfying bloopy sounds.

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00:46:53,468 --> 00:46:53,758

-:

Eight,

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00:46:53,758 --> 00:46:55,208

very 8 bit.

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00:46:55,208 --> 00:46:55,928

-:

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00:46:55,988 --> 00:46:57,828

-:

I loved every minute of it.

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00:46:57,878 --> 00:46:58,228

-:

:

00:46:58,328 --> 00:47:03,858

So, we've got Langhorne's gunships, and

finally, guys, finally, someone brought

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00:47:03,858 --> 00:47:06,078

a helicopter to a helicopter fight.

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00:47:06,713 --> 00:47:08,453

-:

it was a normal helicopter,

:

00:47:08,453 --> 00:47:10,603

and the other one is Airwolf.

:

00:47:10,753 --> 00:47:10,993

Awoo!

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00:47:11,208 --> 00:47:12,548

-:

there's a little problem right

:

00:47:12,548 --> 00:47:13,998

there, but at least we're getting

:

00:47:13,998 --> 00:47:14,558

closer.

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00:47:14,558 --> 00:47:15,548

-:

We're getting closer.

:

00:47:15,828 --> 00:47:18,508

They did blow up immediately,

:

00:47:19,088 --> 00:47:20,328

Rest in spaghetti,

:

00:47:20,808 --> 00:47:23,558

-:

And Langhorne's trying to get onto his

:

00:47:23,568 --> 00:47:25,538

private jet to get away with the money.

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00:47:25,538 --> 00:47:25,708

-:

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00:47:25,708 --> 00:47:26,458

it's not going

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because, , Airwolf is just

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swoopy swoopy all over the place.

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And playing with them.

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Do you notice he's not hitting anybody.

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He's just kind of hitting off

to the side, like, I'm not

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gonna kill you, just surrender.

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-:

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then his suitcase opens and

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all the money flies everywhere!

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-:

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There is a hurricane of singles.

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The idea also that none

of these were bundled up.

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They were just all loose bills,

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Uh huh.

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-:

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What kind of moron?

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Yeah,

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and the latch just, you know,

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comes undone on your millions

of dollars in your suitcase.

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right as the cops roll up, hell

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-:

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was, it, it's very satisfying, but

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when you think about the logistics,

it's just like, this is absurd.

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You don't

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have a very good crime syndicate,

actually, if this is all it takes.

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your crime syndicates suck.

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We just mean girl read them.

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But airwolf flying away in a

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storm of cash is very cool.

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-:

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That was pretty big ballin.

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-:

like a military helicopter, doesn't it?

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That,

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-:

Yeah, it really does.

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-:

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hey,

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Yes, we fade to eagle, guys.

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the eagle is back.

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The eagle that I

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think Is making a hawk noise.

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I

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Please just

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make that the sound

that opens this episode.

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-:

do, we think we see the eagle

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every time a sexy lady dies?

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Oh my god!

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That might be

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00:48:57,333 --> 00:48:57,473

true!

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00:48:57,608 --> 00:48:58,858

-:

that the sexy lady?

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00:48:59,018 --> 00:49:01,318

Is that the sexy lady body count noise?

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CALL!

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Send up the ego, guys.

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Another sexy lady's died.

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So we find out string lied to the

cops about Brandon's crookedness.

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He just.

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Said that she was collateral damage

and not that she had betrayed him

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and all that stuff and Caitlyn

approves to credits, I guess.

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00:49:20,588 --> 00:49:21,218

-:

Yeah.

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all like, oh, you're a good guy.

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And he's all like, don't tell anyone.

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And she's all like, oh, I won't.

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And then sexual tension

intensifies, maybe?

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I'm

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-:

Yeah, we still don't really

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00:49:34,523 --> 00:49:36,203

understand Caitlyn and String.

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-:

don't know why both of them had

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the same voice, but they did.

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So.

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-:

Kuwaiii!

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00:49:42,773 --> 00:49:45,943

-:

kawaii, and it's kawaii but

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-:

Oh God.

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00:49:48,343 --> 00:49:49,883

-:

This is sad kawaii.

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00:49:50,943 --> 00:49:53,293

-:

And everybody stops the episode.

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00:49:55,363 --> 00:49:56,563

-:

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00:49:57,123 --> 00:50:00,123

-:

when everyone rips their radio out

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00:50:00,123 --> 00:50:01,873

of their car and just throws it.

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00:50:01,873 --> 00:50:04,452

Okay, it's Lorya's

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-:

guys,

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00:50:05,283 --> 00:50:07,033

let's pick our next episode.

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And

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-:

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-:

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Okay.

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-:

It's MASH time, everybody.

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This is where I draw the spiral

and then count the things.

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00:50:18,068 --> 00:50:23,958

because we decide our next episode

based on MASH, the game that little

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00:50:23,958 --> 00:50:28,938

girls all over in the early:

had in their trapper keepers.

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00:50:29,533 --> 00:50:30,733

-:

we're girls.

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-:

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-:

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00:50:33,698 --> 00:50:34,208

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Yeah.

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00:50:34,433 --> 00:50:37,423

-:

girls who don't look at explosions.

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Roll credits.

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Okay, Laura, tell me when to stop.

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-:

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-:

We're skipping two

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00:50:43,998 --> 00:50:47,018

-:

if we want to hear a brief description.

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-:

it.

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00:50:47,988 --> 00:50:48,538

-:

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00:50:48,948 --> 00:50:49,538

Do it.

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-:

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00:50:50,418 --> 00:50:53,038

Airwolf, season 2, episode 14.

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In

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00:50:53,648 --> 00:50:55,198

at the end of the road.

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00:50:56,068 --> 00:50:58,528

In like, the place that you stay.

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00:50:58,528 --> 00:51:02,078

Hawk and Santini must locate an

electronic device stolen by a

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00:51:02,078 --> 00:51:06,618

group of international thieves that

can make any aircraft a warplane.

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00:51:06,618 --> 00:51:07,248

-:

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00:51:07,348 --> 00:51:07,898

Okay.

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00:51:07,928 --> 00:51:09,128

How about you do another one?

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00:51:11,048 --> 00:51:11,568

That's a joke.

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00:51:13,478 --> 00:51:13,858

I'm sorry.

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00:51:16,103 --> 00:51:18,473

-:

dramatic reading wasn't good enough.

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00:51:18,998 --> 00:51:19,918

-:

No, your dramatic reading

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00:51:20,153 --> 00:51:21,543

-:

No, Donald, Donald.

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00:51:21,603 --> 00:51:21,943

P.

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00:51:21,963 --> 00:51:24,603

Bellisario has to freakin step up!

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00:51:25,738 --> 00:51:27,018

-:

It's freaking Donald P.

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00:51:27,048 --> 00:51:27,868

Bellisario.

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00:51:27,908 --> 00:51:29,728

I would never blame you, Laura.

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00:51:30,098 --> 00:51:31,348

You're fabulous.

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00:51:31,873 --> 00:51:32,203

-:

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00:51:32,213 --> 00:51:32,603

Good.

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00:51:32,653 --> 00:51:32,823

-:

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00:51:32,823 --> 00:51:36,953

Well, then we're gonna watch that

and then hit you back if you're still

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00:51:36,953 --> 00:51:39,963

listening after the kawaii noises.

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00:51:39,963 --> 00:51:41,713

-:

Are we at the end of this road?

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00:51:41,713 --> 00:51:42,353

-:

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00:51:42,353 --> 00:51:46,813

Listen to the Boyz II Men song

to tide you over until next week.

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00:51:46,863 --> 00:51:47,343

Alright.

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00:51:47,753 --> 00:51:48,533

Okay, bye!

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Cool Girls Don't Look at Explosions
Have you ever been curious about what men watched in the 80's and 90's, but didn't want to sit through it? Have we got a show for you! Join Beth, Glo, and Laura as they skip through dude centric TV while laughing, mocking, and maybe finding the secret feminism.