Episode 8

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27th Feb 2025

S1 E8 Airwolf: Borgnine Bullshit

Today the girls discuss fake national forests and Beth learns the finer points of meat care.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Welcome to Cool

Girls Don't Look at Explosions, where

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we watch DudeTV quickly because we're

still mourning the election and we're not

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going to watch a show all the way through

with toxic masculinity, let's be real.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

this, this show is actually going to be

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more important come January, isn't it?

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

Yeah, I think so.

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Did we just become like

culturally significant?

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

We are the change we want to

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see.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

Well, I'm Laura.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

I'm Glo.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: It's great to

be here, even, even, now in these times.

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Uh

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: And,

uh, we want you to know we are

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here for you and we love you.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: huh.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

And men are still pulling their bullshit.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: And men

are still pulling their bullshit.

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Like, seriously, fuck them.

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Um,

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: What

bullshit do we get up to in this episode

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of Airwolf is what I want to know.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Borg 9 bullshit.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

always part nine bullshit,

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

hmm.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: with terrorists,

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anyway,

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this episode was called In at the End of

the Road, and, uh, the theme song goes

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so fucking hard that every member of my

household assembles in the living room

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when they hear it, just so they can dance.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: I, I, the

theme song has really grown on me guys.

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I hate to admit it.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

Schafer's in the background

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

It's really good.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: and he

just threw up devil horns, so.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Guys, that remix that we found, though,

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: everyone.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Trek,

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yes.

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So was that in a, in a, one of our.

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Us only chats or was that in the

discord where all the listeners are?

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Because if it was not, we, when

this episode goes up, we should

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just throw it up again if it

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was in there, because everyone

needs to hear Star Trek, The Next

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Generation mashed up with Airwolf.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: hell

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

goes so hard,

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guys.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.

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I had a great time.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Me too.

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I

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Two

great tastes that I did not

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know would taste great together.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: mac and

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

It's a, it's a,

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: sauce.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

yep.

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That does sound amazing.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: It is.

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You get the smoky with the cheesy.

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You kind of feel like maybe

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your mac and cheese has like gouda in it.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Mm hmm.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

Elevate that shit.

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I love cheese.

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Cheese does not love me.

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So this episode was called In at the End

of the Road, which I think I already said.

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Shit, I have had three glasses of wine.

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Um.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

I blamed you fair

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: I kind of

want to do that now, but I shouldn't.

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I shouldn't.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: This

wine is disgusting, Laura.

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I think I'm, I've sworn off wine now.

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It's gross.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

Yeah, yeah, that's

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it.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

Does that, mean, yeah.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: I definitely

won't see you sipping any more

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of it while we're recording this.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Yeah, she dick dips off

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: listeners, uh,

Beth just dipped completely out of screen.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah,

but it wasn't, it wasn't for wine.

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It was for,

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: dropped

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: do people,

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: on the floor.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: what

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do, cool people do?

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Drugs?

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It was for drugs?

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

cool girls drink wine off camera.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Cool

girls don't do drugs, guys.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yes, because

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

that is

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correct That is

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correct

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: how to do them.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

Just in case our children ever

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get a hold of this podcast.

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Cool girls don't do drugs.

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Anyway.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

window cleaners.

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We we start in media window.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: yeah.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: And

then, they're like, bad at it.

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And you're like, Ah, these

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might be thieves.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

This, this could be, uh,

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Because

then, you know, it pushes into a

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conference room where a bunch of people

are like, This is top secret super

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intense equipment that would be really

bad if bad guys got a hold of it.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: This is

the most wood paneled office room.

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Like, entirely wood.

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This, this conference room.

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Wood, every single wall is wood,

every single floor is wood.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

Was that what the 80s were

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

I didn't

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: I don't know.

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I just, I know definitely the walls were

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wood.

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I might be exaggerating at the floor, but.

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Yeah, this is what we considered

fancy in the 70s and 80s.

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Yeah.

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You

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: made me

rethink everything I knew about

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80s interior design because I just

thought, like, it was white everything.

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White couch, white carpeting,

white walls, white art.

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Everything is a disaster

waiting to happen.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: know how

I can tell that this boardroom is

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completely a work of fiction, everyone?

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There is one woman at the table

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in

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Oh yeah,

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

We had a woman at the table?

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No.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

That would never happen.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Did anybody notice if she

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had very big shoulder pads?

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I did not

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

I think it's safe to assume.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yes.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: I'm gonna go

out on a limb and guess there were some

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very big shoulder pads and, like, heels.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Mm hmm.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Mm.

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Mm hmm.

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Well, we're looking at Loki.

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That is a It makes aircrafts and gives

them or gives them, like, biofeedback or

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: It

makes them deadly, somehow.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Yeah,

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: by giving them

biofeedback, and then that way they learn

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how to breathe and handle their stress.

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And when they handle their stress,

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it's over for you hoes.

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Tom Hiddleston

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stars as Loki.

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In Airwolf.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.

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Yeah.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Oh, God.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: I shortcutted

Loki in my mind to, like, the, the AIs.

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So we've basically created

the AIs for helicopters slash

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planes, and they're going to

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destroy us all because we did that.

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Yeah.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: If

they can get the hands right.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.

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Who knows?

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Mm.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: But

airplanes don't need hands,

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so these ones are extra deadly.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: That's

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

guys, now I'm just imagining airplanes

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with ha with hands, and it's not

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: spoken it

into the universe and now we're gonna

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get that photoshopped, so congrats.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Hey!

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

you know what?

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You know what could make you know,

we're making fun of AI, but you

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know what could make that for us?

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AI.

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Mm hmm.

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Or fan art!

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If you are a fan of our podcast

and would like to make, uh, a

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airplane with hands for us, we

will proudly display it somewhere.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: We

might even put it on a shirt.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Who knows?

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Yep, we might put it on

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Maybe.

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We'll see.

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But anyway!

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Guys, this, this, uh, this,

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this footage that they have of

Loki in action is hilarious.

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So, listener, so they say, here we

are, here is a picture of a Loki

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manned craft fighting a vintage

Korean war fighter versus an F4.

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And it's just like, first

of all, I was so random.

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And then I'm like, Oh my God, all

they did was just take vintage stock

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footage of a Korean war battle and

say that, that this was Loki fighting.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: And that's why

it was a retired Korean fighter plane.

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Because that is the footage

that they could get for free.

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Guarantee

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Mm hmm.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah, yeah.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Mhm.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: But anyway,

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

You know what?

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They need, they need to make

their airwolf look like it has the

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zoomies, so that takes up all their

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: yes.

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And I don't think we

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forgot to green screen anything this time.

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Like, was it the last

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episode?

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It's been a while since we

recorded, but we recently had

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an episode where they forgot the

green screen for like two seconds.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Oh no!

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: right!

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

We talked about it.

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Don't worry about it.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Okay.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: we

talked about it and then I went

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to Albania for a month, so, eh.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.

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Therein

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lies the problem.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Right, Albania.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: But anyway,

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Sorry, Albania.

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We don't have a problem with you Albania.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: your fruits

and vegetables are genuinely delicious

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and your arugula is comparable to none.

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Truly.

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Whoa.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

beautiful from what I saw.

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Yeah.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

mm

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: like peppery

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

So, uh, Albanian arugula if

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you would like to sponsor Cool

girls, don't look at explosions.

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We will be in contact

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah.

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We'll visit Albania.

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I

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: As many

times as you want, I'm happy to

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go.

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Let's do it.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Hell

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yeah.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

is mean.

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We're in the, the pocket

of, uh, big arugula.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

I'm okay with that pocket.

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She got iron.

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Like

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: I

need the fibers and the greens.

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I'm

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

Mama's anemic, bring it.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

so the window cleaners.

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They blow up the window.

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They have like the

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Oh, yeah.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

strips or whatever.

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I don't know

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my explosives, everyone.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: It's like,

it's like a wire, like they took

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it, they clipped it off a computer,

and then they made it explode.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yep.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

but I'm here for it.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

And they've, they've got guns.

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So I think they shoot a couple people.

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Maybe they don't shoot anybody.

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I don't know.

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They shoot somebody when

they're escaping for sure.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Mm hmm, mm

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

I put down gas.

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Did they gas

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: they

gassed them in the conference room.

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That's what they

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

There was like tear

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gas, but it was also coughing gas.

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It was, I don't know what, and

then it made them pass out.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Uh huh.

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Yes.

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And then they took off their jumpsuits

and I was very impressed with how

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wrinkle free the lady burglar's

suit beneath her jumpsuit stayed.

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Like, how?

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

Especially in the 80s.

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I know,

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we love that for her.

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We don't, yeah.

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.Thank

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you.

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Polyester?

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: guess

not her career choice, but,

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Mm

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: um, and anyway.

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They probably, this plan that they have

to just walk out the front door would

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have probably gone really, really well,

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except their, um, Getaway

driver, whose name is Lucas,

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I believe, uh, fucking Lucas,

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Mm hmm.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: is

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all like, is all getting the car

ready, and then a cop's like,

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Hey man, can you move your car?

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

It's like loading zone here.

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Like, you need to move.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

Like, it was all very polite.

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I appreciate it.

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Um, and Lucas decides,

I'm gonna shoot this guy.

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That makes the most

amount of sense right now.

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And then

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it starts a fire fight.

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And so then they're all

running out of the building.

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And then another dude gets

shot in the fucking leg.

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And all of this could have been

avoided if Lucas wasn't an idiot.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: They have

to steal some, like, carjack somebody

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else's car because they've messed up

their own car in the attempt to escape.

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Lucas is bad at that.

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forgot that.

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That like adorable guy.

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Like he's just driving his,

his car and he is like, what?

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: or whatever

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: And he's

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Yeah.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: what the

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his Lincoln?

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: they're like,

ooh, that's a cute burgundy color.

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I'm gonna take that.

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Which is very

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rude.

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Um, and then, like, they,

steal off Nindanite, right?

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And then, like, yeah.

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Oh yeah, I thought they

shot the dude in the dick.

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The other thief in the dick.

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And I was

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like, yes, I'm here for this.

347

:

I'm fueled by feminine

rage right now, let's go.

348

:

Um, but it was just his leg, so.

349

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah,

350

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Clearly

they missed the artery in there,

351

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

they're they're really missing an

352

:

opportunity by not shooting more

people in the dick that would

353

:

be pretty funny

354

:

But you know what else

355

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

release the shootin the dick cut.

356

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: you know

what else they're really missing

357

:

out on an opportunity for they

358

:

should be changing Archangels eyepatch.

359

:

I like Like every other scene, right?

360

:

They should be just

flipping it back and forth.

361

:

I would laugh so hard.

362

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: I'm honestly

surprised with all the green screen

363

:

shenanigans of like the last episode

that they haven't just like fucked up

364

:

and given him the wrong eyepatch on the

365

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

mean, that's, that's just in the

366

:

episodes we've missed, right?

367

:

That, that

368

:

they've put it on the wrong eye.

369

:

I sure hope they have at least once.

370

:

It would be so funny.

371

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: I like

it slipping off at some point.

372

:

That would be great, like,

373

:

oh,

374

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

It reminds me of Robin Hood

375

:

Men in Tights where King John,

they just move the mole around

376

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Mmm, yes.

377

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

And, and he, and he is

378

:

like, I have a mole.

379

:

So

380

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

What a classic, truly.

381

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Mm-Hmm.

382

:

. Mm-Hmm.

383

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah, so

Archangel calls up, uh, String and Dom.

384

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Mm hmm.

385

:

Mm

386

:

hmm.

387

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: they're the

only ones who can get this Loki back.

388

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Yep.

389

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

They have the special plane.

390

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Our boys.

391

:

But air wolf's communication

board is offline.

392

:

Dun dun, dun.

393

:

And it makes me wonder what, what hap what

hoppa here, but like, like, seriously?

394

:

Did it happen in the last episode?

395

:

Did we miss it?

396

:

Like, or is this just a

one-off Where the episode

397

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: It

totally happened during sex.

398

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Oh, Beth, we'll hopper her.

399

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: You

know what happened to her?

400

:

Stringfellow was all like, I'm broody.

401

:

And then some lady was like,

oh yeah, I can fix him.

402

:

Cause we've all been there.

403

:

And like, she couldn't fix him.

404

:

And then she died, but not her.

405

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

She died.

406

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: they had sex.

407

:

and then she died tragically because they

always die tragically and that's why he's

408

:

so broody and it's totally fine.

409

:

And the communications board

got screwed up from the sex.

410

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Mm, I'm so

411

:

boring.

412

:

I was gonna say that Dom spilled, like Dom

had like a really, really saucy sandwich.

413

:

Like a meatball sub, you know

414

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: I mean there is

415

:

that stand right by like the plane place

416

:

they work.

417

:

What's that called?

418

:

The, you know, the closet for the planes.

419

:

The plane

420

:

closet.

421

:

The

422

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: hanger

423

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

The hanger?

424

:

Guys, we're already an all female show,

putting our voices on the internet, and

425

:

we just called it the airplane closet.

426

:

Come on!

427

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

Yeah, but think about it!

428

:

Dom has like, the movie montage

from the beginning of Clueless.

429

:

And he just, he mixes and

matches different airplane parts.

430

:

Until he gets an all plaid airplane.

431

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: I need

432

:

the plaid

433

:

airplane.

434

:

Somebody put that in the show.

435

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

have I just set back?

436

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

With hands.

437

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yes.

438

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Play that airplane with hands,

439

:

guys, we've upped the ante.

440

:

If you really love us.

441

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

if you can also make it look

442

:

like Alicia Silverstone, like,

443

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah, good.

444

:

Good on you.

445

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

cool, cool, cool.

446

:

Then we will definitely put it on a shirt.

447

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.

448

:

No, I, I could see Dom with the

meatball sub that he knocks out.

449

:

Some part of the, um,

450

:

some important part of the airwolf.

451

:

For sure.

452

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

That feels right.

453

:

Like a meatball.

454

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

You know, you know who is knocked up?

455

:

Mrs.

456

:

Tarwater.

457

:

Ha ha ha.

458

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

her name really Tarwater?

459

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Her name is Mrs.

460

:

Tarwater, guys.

461

:

So we, we, we go to a cabin in the

middle of the winter, and a woman

462

:

is in labor, and his name is Mr.

463

:

Tarwater, and she is Mr.

464

:

Tarwater.

465

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: They're both

466

:

Mr.

467

:

Tirewater.

468

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

They're both Mr.

469

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

Everyone's got an 80s mustache.

470

:

Even the baby.

471

:

Um, Like, yeah, I completely miss

that, because I was so stressed

472

:

out for her, like, the whole

473

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: same, big same.

474

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: they're going,

she's going, oh, the baby's two weeks

475

:

early, and then he's all like, and the

dad's all like, yo, uh, thank you, doc,

476

:

and he's all like, Don't call me doc.

477

:

And like, I'm like,

478

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

I'm not a doctor!

479

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

so I'll call you doc.

480

:

And then the dad's all like, and

then the mom's all like, Oh, you've

481

:

totally done this before, right?

482

:

And he's all like, yeah, in a way that

you're like, Oh, no, he's never done this

483

:

before.

484

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: We

find out later that he's an army

485

:

medic, or was an army medic.

486

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Which,

487

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah, I can't

imagine that in the 70s when he was proud,

488

:

because, you know, it's early 80s, right?

489

:

So he's probably army

490

:

medic in the 70s that they were

teaching army medics anything

491

:

about delivering babies.

492

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Nope.

493

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: you know, I

don't, yeah, because I am thinking back

494

:

to all the episodes of MASH I've watched.

495

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: I do love MASH.

496

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: It's so good.

497

:

Um, and I do not remember a single

episode where anyone delivered a baby.

498

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: even

in MASH, famously, if we do have

499

:

a baby delivery episode, like

the doctors were real doctors.

500

:

I'm just like

501

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah.

502

:

They, they

503

:

let people

504

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

and like,

505

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah.

506

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Also, in a town where they just

507

:

sit around at the bar all day

because we really don't see them

508

:

doing much

509

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: yeah.

510

:

It's like the

511

:

hotel bar, isn't it?

512

:

Like, that's like a bed and breakfast

or something, it seems like.

513

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Right.

514

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: I think

I called it a tavern in my notes.

515

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: it's the

516

:

inn.

517

:

It's the inn at the end of the

518

:

road.

519

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: That's

why this episode is called

520

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

Guys, we did it.

521

:

we

522

:

solved it.

523

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

we so we, we solved Airwolf guys.

524

:

No need to tune in.

525

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: In our

defense, we never saw the end part.

526

:

We just saw that meat locker, baby.

527

:

It's got all the meat.

528

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Yeah, we'll, uh, we'll, get back to that.

529

:

Yeah, there's a meat locker

downstairs, like an old school one.

530

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: I don't know

531

:

why I'm making this weird.

532

:

I'm so sorry.

533

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

it's okay.

534

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah, and

then they also talk about how like,

535

:

they're cut off from civilization and

536

:

and

537

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

hmm.

538

:

Mm

539

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: it takes a

day to get down the mountain and I'm

540

:

sitting there like, oh my god, please

don't let the terrorists come in and

541

:

like, take the baby hostage or something.

542

:

Like, that's where I thought this episode

was going and I was very stressed out

543

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: yeah.

544

:

No, this was just establishing

how important the NotDoc

545

:

is to the town, I guess.

546

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah,

547

:

because in the next scene he's uh,

because he's all like, I got other

548

:

appointments and then he's just Bonin.

549

:

His other appointment

was a dick appointment.

550

:

I know!

551

:

And

552

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.

553

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: try

554

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: I'm so

stressed out for Lady Tarrwater, like,

555

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: to make it sexy

in the next scene and I'm like, I am not!

556

:

This is

557

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: no, I'm not

558

:

there, guys.

559

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: I would

like to emotionally adjust, please.

560

:

My god.

561

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah, so I

guess he, he is boning the, the owner

562

:

of the inn at the end of the road, it

563

:

seems like.

564

:

And so at the, the, hanging out at the

bar for breakfast the next morning, it

565

:

seems like we have the town sheriff.

566

:

And some guy, who I think is in a

wheelchair, but I don't think he's, like,

567

:

established, like, what he is in the town.

568

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Yeah.

569

:

He's like the local, we love

him and he is a person with a

570

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Mm hmm.

571

:

Yeah.

572

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Which is cool.

573

:

I mean, we get a little bit

of a representation here

574

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Mhm.

575

:

Mhm.

576

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

and he's not framed as somebody who is

577

:

not able to like do things for himself.

578

:

You know, he's, he's, he's

a pretty fun character.

579

:

I don't remember what his name

580

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

And then some other lady.

581

:

Some

582

:

older lady.

583

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

now I thought that the older lady and the

584

:

older man were the owners, but I might be

585

:

wrong

586

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: I think

the older man was the sheriff.

587

:

Yes.

588

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: are you guys

talking about the quirky fisherman?

589

:

Okay.

590

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Oh.

591

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: though.

592

:

Like, they, they show

593

:

his badge, and they're like, Oh, he

never, in this small town, he never dealt

594

:

with a real criminal in his whole life.

595

:

Like, yeah.

596

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Oh,

597

:

yeah, he did.

598

:

Well, his name was Frank.

599

:

Uh,

600

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Mm hmm.

601

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: and I

don't know, it kind of seems like

602

:

him and the older lady were like,

603

:

you

604

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Yeah, like they, like she cared about

605

:

him, but we're also getting ahead

606

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: we should, we

607

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Sorry.

608

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: the story

609

:

going.

610

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

But one thing that we did skip

611

:

ahead of is we did get the robbers.

612

:

There are four, and one is a lady,

so thank you for one lady again,

613

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: of them are like

white, which is kind of like prescient

614

:

of them considering how the largest.

615

:

Terrorist threat to the U.

616

:

S.

617

:

is domestic terrorism

618

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Yeah,

619

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

white supremacist groups?

620

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

One of them is shot, and we

621

:

know that they are gunning for

a ten million dollar payout.

622

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.

623

:

We don't know exactly what, who

they're like bargaining Loki to, right?

624

:

Like,

625

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: No.

626

:

We do know

627

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: said.

628

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah.

629

:

We do however know that Dom feels like

Loki looks like a can of sardines uh,

630

:

Archangel says that this is one can

of sardines he wouldn't want to open.

631

:

And I'm sure that the writers at the

time were thinking this is the funniest

632

:

thing I've ever fucking written.

633

:

Oh my god, I'm

634

:

so funny.

635

:

Um, I told this to a girl I was

on a date with last night and she

636

:

laughed so hard and then went to

the bathroom and never came back.

637

:

I hope she's okay.

638

:

I should check on her.

639

:

And,

640

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

She just laughed too hard.

641

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: She

laughed too hard, she's still peeing.

642

:

Um, yeah, and so like, I don't know.

643

:

I feel like most people would not

want to open a single can of sardines.

644

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: gonna make

that joke, But I was letting it play out.

645

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Oh, sorry!

646

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Aww.

647

:

We're starting to finish

each other's jokes

648

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

We're in a throuple!

649

:

Don't tell the men.

650

:

I

651

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

I know we talk about

652

:

men and stuff like that.

653

:

We actually, all of us have

great men in our lives.

654

:

So not all men.

655

:

Am I allowed to say not all men?

656

:

Oh, wait, that's not, um, can't, right?

657

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: It's

658

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Sorry guys.

659

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: It's

660

:

complicated.

661

:

I don't know how to

662

:

make this joke anymore.

663

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: don't know.

664

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

I know.

665

:

I

666

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: the,

the, like, 50 ish percent of the U.

667

:

S.

668

:

ruined it for me.

669

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Yeah, sorry guys.

670

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: But

yeah, our menfolk know that

671

:

out of all the menfolk,

we hate them the least.

672

:

And that's,

673

:

that's important.

674

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

If you're menfolk and you're

675

:

here, you probably get it.

676

:

Like,

677

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah.

678

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

you probably get it, right?

679

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Yeah, if they haven't

680

:

turned us off by now,

681

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: you

682

:

get

683

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

they're rage listening, which,

684

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Get a hobby.

685

:

Go

686

:

outside.

687

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

just like.

688

:

These women be yappin but I love Airwolf.

689

:

Heh

690

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: would be,

that is such a specific demographic.

691

:

If we

692

:

ever hit that demographic, we have won the

693

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: I

hope all two of you are happy.

694

:

Yeah.

695

:

Yeah,

696

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

I just, I just want to say, so as the

697

:

person who is the ambassador between Gen

Z slang and the millennials in this group,

698

:

because I'm a high school teacher, yappin

is now a Gen Z word that is used A lot,

699

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: okay.

700

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

just, just, just yappin.

701

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

that one though.

702

:

I'm

703

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

too.

704

:

I'm, I actually kind of

want to use it all the time.

705

:

So good job, Gen Z.

706

:

This

707

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: keeping

Yappin and I'm keeping Riz.

708

:

I really

709

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah,

710

:

I love

711

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.

712

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

I like Riz.

713

:

I liked Bougie.

714

:

I thought Bougie was a

715

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

Oh, was that theirs?

716

:

I thought it was ours.

717

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

No, no, that's ours.

718

:

But like, you know, as far as

slang goes, that was a top, top

719

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yes.

720

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: sure.

721

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Oh, shit.

722

:

Speaking of bougie, so we

bought Ja'far's sister.

723

:

She likes cashmere, right?

724

:

And we bought her,

725

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Mm hmm.

726

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: um, cashmere

sweatpants, which you can get.

727

:

I know.

728

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

holy crap.

729

:

What?

730

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

And cashmere socks.

731

:

So now she can be head to toe cashmere.

732

:

And I have to wait just under 24

hours for her to open it and I'm like

733

:

seriously thinking about driving to

their place, knocking on the door

734

:

and making her open it now because

I'm like so fucking excited and I

735

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: No, you have to

record an episode about Airwolf right now.

736

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Should I tell you guys that

737

:

I like cashmere things?

738

:

No, I'm just kidding.

739

:

I mean, who doesn't though?

740

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

I do, but I also have an

741

:

18 month old, so that's

just not happening.

742

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Yeah.

743

:

I don't think I own any cashmere.

744

:

I'm just going to be

745

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: I don't,

I think you have to be more of an

746

:

adult than I am to own cashmere.

747

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: how I feel.

748

:

Yeah.

749

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Yeah.

750

:

That's fair.

751

:

The baby is born guys.

752

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: fuck the baby.

753

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: The

754

:

baby's okay.

755

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

And it's the cleanest

756

:

birth I've ever seen.

757

:

She's like fully quaffed in

bed with her makeup and her

758

:

beautiful little quaint cabin.

759

:

Nothing went wrong.

760

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

blood shot anywhere.

761

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

No bloodshot anywhere.

762

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: fainted,

no one was crying, everything was

763

:

fine.

764

:

She didn't

765

:

poop.

766

:

I hear that's a thing that

767

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

No.

768

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah, I hear

769

:

that.

770

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

That bed is, that bed is shit

771

:

free.

772

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: I

famously, shamelessly really love

773

:

the show Call the Midwife, and

774

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Call the Midwife?

775

:

I love

776

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: love

777

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: I just

started it and it's lovely, dude!

778

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: love

779

:

it.

780

:

They do at least attempt to make

the actresses, like, look like

781

:

they're having a time of it.

782

:

Like,

783

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yes.

784

:

Everybody's sweaty!

785

:

It's great!

786

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: yes, yes.

787

:

Very sweaty.

788

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Every time I watch Call the Midwife,

789

:

Ben comes in and makes the quip,

The midwife hasn't come yet.

790

:

How many episodes are you in?

791

:

Just like sit and watch my dude.

792

:

This is, this is gripping

British television.

793

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: there was

794

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

Yeah, I kind of a

795

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: in one of

the later seasons where I was like, Oh

796

:

this show has jumped the shark.

797

:

Am

798

:

I still going to watch it?

799

:

Yes.

800

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Okay!

801

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

what part was

802

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

Um, there's a certain event

803

:

involving, involving a train.

804

:

That I was

805

:

like, we've jumped the shark, guys.

806

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Yeah.

807

:

It kind of goes, it kind of goes

back to normal again though.

808

:

Cause like I'm in the new season

right now and there's nothing jump,

809

:

no Jar Sharp jumping, but yeah, that

810

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.

811

:

No, I'm just a couple episodes

into the new season and I'm like,

812

:

it feels a little better, but yeah.

813

:

Yeah.

814

:

Yeah.

815

:

Sorry.

816

:

We started talking about a

different show on our podcast about.

817

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

to, um, Cool Girls Don't

818

:

Look at Explosions, where we talk

about birth explosions, because we're

819

:

talking about Call of the Midwife now.

820

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Cool girls watch Call the Midwife.

821

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: It's true.

822

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Yeah.

823

:

Mm hmm.

824

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: girls talk

about the importance of obstetrics.

825

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

Maternal health.

826

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah.

827

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

Maternal and infant health.

828

:

Sure.

829

:

Yeah.

830

:

Okay,

831

:

so we've, we've had a fine

832

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

whatever you want.

833

:

Yeah, sorry.

834

:

Okay, yeah.

835

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

We had, we had a fine birth.

836

:

Mrs.

837

:

Tarwater is going to be fine and baby's

going to be fine because we're never

838

:

going to see them through the rest

of the episode and if they weren't

839

:

fine, they would have told us, right?

840

:

So what next?

841

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Not to spoil

anything, but I do believe that this

842

:

is the first episode we got, we've

watched so far, where no lady died.

843

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

hmm.

844

:

What?

845

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

do the robbers die?

846

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: No.

847

:

No.

848

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: they don't?

849

:

We're sure they don't explode?

850

:

They don't?

851

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yes,

852

:

and I will tell you why.

853

:

I don't think we explode them.

854

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Well, let's

855

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: keep going.

856

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: let's, let's,

let's discuss it in later minutes.

857

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.

858

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

guys, I do want to point out,

859

:

so we, we go, we Get a on TV.

860

:

There's Lord Kularu, Kularu, right?

861

:

And

862

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Killebrew.

863

:

It's Killebrew.

864

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Killebrew.

865

:

Killebrew.

866

:

Sorry.

867

:

Ularu?

868

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: with

subtitles on, so if you don't, I can

869

:

see where you get something weird out of

870

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah, cause

that's what every frat boy wants to be

871

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: But even

872

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Oh,

this is my buddy, uh, Jane,

873

:

but we call him Lord Killebrew.

874

:

ha

875

:

ha!

876

:

ha!

877

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

it was a weird name.

878

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

so Good at bare bongs.

879

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Guys, guys,

guys, you know that I am like on a college

880

:

campus like most days of the week now.

881

:

And when I'm driving home, I'm

driving past like college houses.

882

:

Literally yesterday, I'm driving

down Jenkins Avenue in Norman,

883

:

you know, close to the college.

884

:

And there's these guys out on the lawn

with a beer pong table playing beer pong

885

:

three o'clock in the afternoon on Friday.

886

:

And I was like, yeah, that's cool.

887

:

Cool guys.

888

:

Yeah.

889

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: in there.

890

:

Experience college joy again.

891

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.

892

:

It's fun to, like, observe and

be like, Oh, I remember that.

893

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah.

894

:

I would not want to do any of it now.

895

:

Honestly, that sounds so exhausting.

896

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.

897

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Um,

I do want to point out that we

898

:

are in Hellinan National Forest.

899

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Mm

900

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Um,

and we know that because they

901

:

say it so many fucking times?

902

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: You

know why they say it so many times?

903

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: I assume

it's because it's sponsored.

904

:

This episode is sponsored

by Hellinan National Forest.

905

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

It's not a real place.

906

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Is

that really why they say it

907

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Oh, did you look it

908

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: up?

909

:

He's a National Forest

910

:

nerd.

911

:

So.

912

:

He looked it

913

:

up, it's not real.

914

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: I

915

:

love that for him.

916

:

Honestly, I feel like if you, if you

want to get with a cool girl, you

917

:

must have a weird special interest.

918

:

You know?

919

:

You know?

920

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

mean, going back to Lord Killebrew,

921

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yo!

922

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

working,

923

:

he's working on peace in the Middle

East and guy is like, I'm just really

924

:

glad that we finished, you know, the

Middle East peace process back then.

925

:

And we're living in a world

where we've solved war.

926

:

Um, you know, That, that really, you

know, stuck, and it's really interesting

927

:

looking at this as a historical

928

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Uh huh.

929

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Wait, Beth, why are you

930

:

looking at me like that?

931

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: I don't like

it when this podcast gets too real.

932

:

Ha ha ha

933

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah,

it's especially good that that is,

934

:

like, off the plate, considering

the upcoming ramifications of the

935

:

election that, you know, when our

936

:

next president takes office glad

the Middle East is all cool now.

937

:

Yeah.

938

:

Yeah.

939

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Yeah, totally fine.

940

:

Moving on to fun, shooty, pew pew time.

941

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

Shooty pew pews, what do we got?

942

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Um, so wheelchair guy who I don't,

943

:

I don't know when we got his name,

but he, the thieves, the, the four

944

:

robbers come out of their hidey hole

because they have to get help for their

945

:

friend that got shot and they hold,

they hold us, hold up everybody at

946

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Well,

yeah, because their car, well,

947

:

the car that they sold from that

very nice man, that burgundy,

948

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Mm hmm.

949

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: uh, deal, um,

it breaks down in Halinan National Forest.

950

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Mm hmm.

951

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

one and only sponsor.

952

:

Um, Be, yeah, because like, I don't

know, they smacked into it earlier.

953

:

Um, and then Lucas is all

like, oh, it's broken.

954

:

And everyone's like, hey, Lucas, we

wouldn't be in this mess if you didn't

955

:

do something stupid, you stupid.

956

:

And then, uh,

957

:

yeah.

958

:

And then you're kind of like,

are they gonna kill Lucas?

959

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: They really put

960

:

up with Lucas's bullshit a lot longer

than you think they're going to.

961

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah.

962

:

I would think if ten million dollars

were on the line and you were, you know,

963

:

prone to violence, Lucas would not be

964

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Mm hmm.

965

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

sticking around for a long time.

966

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: he

makes like a bunch of mistakes.

967

:

Yeah.

968

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yes.

969

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Lucas the

970

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Lucas

the Doofus, and not one time did

971

:

they call him Lucas the doofus.

972

:

Everyone kind of screwed up here, really.

973

:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but anyway.

974

:

So, they're all like, well, shoot, our

buddies got shot in the dick, and Lucas is

975

:

dumb, and we're in the middle of nowhere.

976

:

And then, the lady goes Hello.

977

:

There's a bar.

978

:

There's a settlement up ahead.

979

:

And they're all like, cool,

let's mosey on down the road.

980

:

Except for the one dude

who got shot in the dick.

981

:

He's being carried.

982

:

Because

983

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: hmm.

984

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: you

famously need your penis to walk.

985

:

And so, they end up in a bar.

986

:

And they hold everybody hostage.

987

:

And they've somehow heard about Doc,

988

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Yeah.

989

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.

990

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Okay.

991

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: right?

992

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Or at least they, they figure that

993

:

there is some sort of medical help

994

:

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Well,

no, because they like bust in and

995

:

they're like, who here is named Doc?

996

:

Who is the one they call

997

:

Doc?

998

:

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Oh, forgot that.

999

:

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.

:

00:34:08,295 --> 00:34:08,775

I don't know.

:

00:34:08,784 --> 00:34:10,385

Maybe they have a radio or something.

:

00:34:10,385 --> 00:34:10,455

Mm hmm.

:

00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:11,960

-:

:

00:34:12,675 --> 00:34:14,025

-:

they do, shoot a radio.

:

00:34:14,395 --> 00:34:14,725

We see

:

00:34:14,725 --> 00:34:15,145

that.

:

00:34:15,195 --> 00:34:16,344

-:

no, they shoot the radios

:

00:34:16,409 --> 00:34:19,199

-:

then, everyone's like, Oh no, how is

:

00:34:19,199 --> 00:34:21,659

anyone gonna know we need stuff up here?

:

00:34:22,065 --> 00:34:22,675

-:

Mm hmm.

:

00:34:23,090 --> 00:34:24,380

-:

and then that's when we find

:

00:34:24,380 --> 00:34:26,530

out that he's not a real doctor.

:

00:34:26,540 --> 00:34:28,270

He just is an army medic.

:

00:34:28,270 --> 00:34:30,960

And then, uh, they shoot No?

:

00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:31,340

Yeah.

:

00:34:32,190 --> 00:34:35,389

And so then they're like, We're

gonna knock Doc unconscious.

:

00:34:35,995 --> 00:34:41,844

And then, cause, nothing says medical

expertise, like A severe concussion.

:

00:34:42,315 --> 00:34:46,554

And, um, then they're all like,

everybody else get in the meat locker

:

00:34:46,995 --> 00:34:52,235

and Frank, the plucky fisherman slash

sheriff, goes, I don't think so.

:

00:34:52,574 --> 00:34:54,955

We're gonna die, cause it's a meat locker.

:

00:34:55,335 --> 00:34:57,535

Um, which, is that a thing?

:

00:34:57,995 --> 00:34:58,305

Can

:

00:34:58,305 --> 00:34:59,835

-:

I would assume, I mean it makes

:

00:34:59,835 --> 00:35:03,335

sense to have a situation where

it's in the basement and there's

:

00:35:03,335 --> 00:35:05,565

no oxygen so it's not oxidizing.

:

00:35:06,055 --> 00:35:06,605

-:

:

00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:07,805

Yeah.

:

00:35:07,805 --> 00:35:09,004

I

:

00:35:09,795 --> 00:35:10,205

-:

:

00:35:10,395 --> 00:35:11,495

-:

so, I mean,

:

00:35:11,665 --> 00:35:13,805

-:

from civilization that you just like

:

00:35:13,805 --> 00:35:15,585

buy up a whole bunch of meat at once.

:

00:35:15,585 --> 00:35:16,235

-:

yeah,

:

00:35:16,315 --> 00:35:18,605

-:

are hunting game or something.

:

00:35:18,605 --> 00:35:20,315

That's why we have a meat locker, I guess.

:

00:35:20,445 --> 00:35:20,815

Yeah.

:

00:35:21,425 --> 00:35:22,255

-:

quite possible.

:

00:35:22,275 --> 00:35:22,685

-:

:

00:35:23,265 --> 00:35:26,795

-:

to the entire world of meat, that

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00:35:26,975 --> 00:35:29,185

anything you say I will probably believe.

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00:35:29,980 --> 00:35:30,730

To be honest, like,

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00:35:30,730 --> 00:35:30,930

-:

:

00:35:30,965 --> 00:35:31,285

-:

:

00:35:31,310 --> 00:35:32,100

-:

I could think on the

:

00:35:32,110 --> 00:35:35,030

spot and give you some really

wild meat facts or something.

:

00:35:35,060 --> 00:35:35,380

But

:

00:35:35,380 --> 00:35:35,760

-:

:

00:35:36,245 --> 00:35:37,915

-:

This has been Meat Facts with Laura.

:

00:35:37,940 --> 00:35:39,990

-:

day, like, Javert and I were talking

:

00:35:39,990 --> 00:35:41,350

about it because he grew up hunting.

:

00:35:41,430 --> 00:35:45,160

And I, I said something about how

like, you know, when he went on

:

00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:49,440

trips with his dad, he must have just

killed the thing and then, and then

:

00:35:49,470 --> 00:35:52,200

chopped it up and then put it on a

fire and that's how you get a meal.

:

00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:53,360

And he was like, no.

:

00:35:54,020 --> 00:35:56,970

Because like, in my head, it's like Zelda.

:

00:35:57,295 --> 00:35:58,455

You shoot the bird.

:

00:35:58,555 --> 00:36:00,055

The bird turns into a drumstick.

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00:36:00,075 --> 00:36:01,065

You cook the drumstick.

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00:36:01,625 --> 00:36:01,695

Yay!

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00:36:02,805 --> 00:36:05,045

Um, you get all your hearts back.

:

00:36:05,495 --> 00:36:09,985

And, uh, yeah, he was like, I'm not

gonna go into it, but meat processing

:

00:36:09,995 --> 00:36:14,945

is quite a lengthy period of time.

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00:36:15,585 --> 00:36:17,105

And, that is all I know.

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00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:17,790

-:

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00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:19,490

Yeah, that seems, seems legit.

:

00:36:19,490 --> 00:36:22,300

-:

So guys, you know, we have, uh, I

:

00:36:22,300 --> 00:36:25,440

don't know if Laura, Laura probably

doesn't know Seth, but Beth knows

:

00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:28,320

Seth, and Seth raised turkeys one year.

:

00:36:28,330 --> 00:36:33,835

He's our friend that has a like farming

homestead kind of deal and I got to

:

00:36:33,835 --> 00:36:38,845

like slaughter and prepare my own turkey

for Thanksgiving which was like the

:

00:36:38,845 --> 00:36:42,735

coolest thing ever and I know people

are probably like what you think that's

:

00:36:42,735 --> 00:36:46,915

cool yes it is really cool and I'm sorry

Beth but there is a lot that goes into

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00:36:46,915 --> 00:36:50,315

it though like you have to like pluck

it the right way and scald it and like

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00:36:50,315 --> 00:36:58,380

get the Different things out and so

what you do is they set up a big pot of

:

00:36:58,380 --> 00:37:03,540

boiling water It or like like blanch it

basically you dip it down into the water.

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00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:08,240

So all the pores open up so you

can pull out the the pinions

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00:37:08,250 --> 00:37:10,655

like the The feathers are

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00:37:10,945 --> 00:37:11,595

-:

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00:37:11,595 --> 00:37:12,085

-:

Mm hmm.

:

00:37:12,235 --> 00:37:12,735

It was really an

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00:37:13,105 --> 00:37:14,885

-:

used to be a lot of work, and that's

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00:37:14,885 --> 00:37:16,335

why we didn't eat as much, guys.

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00:37:16,335 --> 00:37:17,845

-:

Yeah, dude, it was all day!

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00:37:17,865 --> 00:37:22,025

Like, you know, I could understand

like, wanting to get, you know, the,

:

00:37:22,035 --> 00:37:25,865

the, the barn raisin folk over to

help, you know, pluck the turkeys.

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00:37:25,865 --> 00:37:26,285

Yep.

:

00:37:26,955 --> 00:37:28,335

-:

used to eat a lot less meat

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00:37:28,375 --> 00:37:29,555

because it was so much work.

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00:37:29,555 --> 00:37:32,035

-:

I still eat a lot less

:

00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:33,410

-:

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00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:35,530

we, the meat eaters,

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00:37:35,550 --> 00:37:36,710

used to eat a lot

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00:37:36,930 --> 00:37:37,490

-:

Mm hmm.

:

00:37:37,490 --> 00:37:37,840

Mm

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00:37:37,930 --> 00:37:39,150

-:

about it, for half a

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00:37:39,150 --> 00:37:39,500

minute.

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00:37:40,365 --> 00:37:40,775

-:

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00:37:40,775 --> 00:37:46,205

and that's probably why you didn't have

things like colon cancer as much because

:

00:37:46,415 --> 00:37:49,975

it's kind of tied to red meat and stuff Is

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00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:50,410

-:

hmm.

:

00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:53,610

Do you know who is gonna

die because of meat?

:

00:37:54,210 --> 00:37:55,750

The people in the meat locker,

:

00:37:56,155 --> 00:37:57,595

-:

Frank cuz he got shot?

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00:37:57,595 --> 00:37:58,145

-:

:

00:37:58,145 --> 00:37:58,955

also got shot.

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00:37:58,965 --> 00:37:59,725

That was sad.

:

00:37:59,735 --> 00:37:59,885

Why

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00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,060

-:

Yeah, Frank got shot

:

00:38:01,245 --> 00:38:02,545

-:

Was it, was Frank just giving

:

00:38:02,545 --> 00:38:04,055

him lip and that's why they did it?

:

00:38:04,570 --> 00:38:06,220

-:

want to go on the meat locker cuz he

:

00:38:06,220 --> 00:38:09,770

knew they were gonna suffocate and he

was like the sheriff and you know He's

:

00:38:09,900 --> 00:38:13,020

like I'm a fisherman and I don't think

you should do this and they were like

:

00:38:13,020 --> 00:38:14,830

we hate fishermen and then they shot him

:

00:38:15,035 --> 00:38:15,345

-:

:

00:38:15,625 --> 00:38:15,875

Yeah.

:

00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:18,695

-:

terrorists are You Prejudice

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00:38:18,735 --> 00:38:21,145

against fishermen as well.

:

00:38:21,375 --> 00:38:21,725

-:

Yep.

:

00:38:21,725 --> 00:38:22,815

Then we go to Airwolf,

:

00:38:23,475 --> 00:38:23,685

-:

:

00:38:24,475 --> 00:38:26,805

-:

who is doing thermal scans and they

:

00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:33,825

find a stolen car and a bush chopper

and I love A, I'm pretty sure that

:

00:38:33,825 --> 00:38:36,065

this was Dom who said this very folksy.

:

00:38:36,485 --> 00:38:39,925

That car is hotter than

a 2 pistol on a Saturday

:

00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:43,070

-:

that was Dom for sure.

:

00:38:43,295 --> 00:38:44,035

-:

:

00:38:44,045 --> 00:38:46,985

still don't understand what I

literally wrote that down too,

:

00:38:46,995 --> 00:38:52,945

cause I I need someone to explain

to me what the fuck that is means.

:

00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:56,240

-:

we shoot our 2 pistol on Saturday night?

:

00:38:56,250 --> 00:38:57,310

Because we're drunk I guess?

:

00:38:57,350 --> 00:38:58,030

I don't know.

:

00:38:58,685 --> 00:38:58,935

-:

:

00:38:59,375 --> 00:39:00,275

-:

It has to be.

:

00:39:00,410 --> 00:39:02,370

-:

does your pistol cost two dollars?

:

00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,110

Did you get it out of one of those like,

:

00:39:04,110 --> 00:39:04,330

put

:

00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:05,050

-:

:

00:39:05,340 --> 00:39:07,380

-:

and then twist the dial and then

:

00:39:07,380 --> 00:39:08,480

it comes in a little bubble?

:

00:39:09,510 --> 00:39:09,720

-:

:

00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:10,930

Maybe it's just inflation guys.

:

00:39:10,930 --> 00:39:12,640

Maybe pistols were 2 back in

:

00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:13,080

the 80s.

:

00:39:13,150 --> 00:39:13,670

I don't know.

:

00:39:15,275 --> 00:39:17,075

-:

I wonder, I wonder if Mr.

:

00:39:17,075 --> 00:39:20,625

Tarwater could tell us what

the folksy colloquialism means.

:

00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:21,210

-:

:

00:39:21,490 --> 00:39:24,520

-:

busy being super sleep deprived because

:

00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:26,300

he's got a giant, a brand new baby.

:

00:39:26,550 --> 00:39:27,280

He's not talking

:

00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,100

to anyone for two years.

:

00:39:29,305 --> 00:39:29,735

-:

Yeah.

:

00:39:30,245 --> 00:39:30,815

Mm hmm.

:

00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:33,965

-:

the bush chopper, I called the

:

00:39:33,975 --> 00:39:35,645

pontoon chopper the whole time.

:

00:39:37,170 --> 00:39:38,410

-:

Oh, it is a pontoon

:

00:39:38,410 --> 00:39:39,370

chopper!

:

00:39:39,835 --> 00:39:40,305

-:

:

00:39:40,305 --> 00:39:40,895

this baby on the

:

00:39:40,895 --> 00:39:41,525

water.

:

00:39:41,585 --> 00:39:42,415

Yeah.

:

00:39:43,085 --> 00:39:43,675

I like it.

:

00:39:43,675 --> 00:39:45,885

-:

honestly would have been way more

:

00:39:45,885 --> 00:39:47,765

cinematic for what's coming up.

:

00:39:47,935 --> 00:39:48,635

Cause, okay,

:

00:39:48,915 --> 00:39:52,565

Okay, first of all, I just want to say,

so when Airwolf rolls up, right, they

:

00:39:52,565 --> 00:39:54,525

mention bears, like a pack of bears.

:

00:39:54,925 --> 00:40:00,225

And like, earlier, they talk about

bears raiding the trash in the tavern.

:

00:40:00,695 --> 00:40:05,875

And like, I kept thinking, okay,

one of these terrorists is totally

:

00:40:05,875 --> 00:40:09,615

gonna get mauled by a bear, but the

bear's never fucking come up again.

:

00:40:10,050 --> 00:40:10,950

-:

They did not use

:

00:40:10,950 --> 00:40:12,640

Chekhov's Bears properly.

:

00:40:12,705 --> 00:40:13,625

-:

:

00:40:14,890 --> 00:40:15,480

-:

You're right

:

00:40:15,585 --> 00:40:19,815

-:

bear me, and then not Chekhov's bear me.

:

00:40:20,270 --> 00:40:20,610

-:

:

00:40:20,610 --> 00:40:20,920

-:

:

00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:21,260

shirt,

:

00:40:21,525 --> 00:40:23,815

-:

writing all over the place.

:

00:40:23,910 --> 00:40:24,970

-:

Terrible writing.

:

00:40:25,130 --> 00:40:29,530

Cause yeah, cause the whole

reason that they're out in Halinan

:

00:40:32,010 --> 00:40:36,850

National Forest, I forgot what it

was called for Um, is because, like,

:

00:40:36,910 --> 00:40:40,630

they're there to kill, um, Professor

:

00:40:40,630 --> 00:40:41,010

-:

:

00:40:41,010 --> 00:40:41,430

Yeah.

:

00:40:41,595 --> 00:40:41,675

-:

:

00:40:42,510 --> 00:40:44,315

-:

Lord Crusherbrew.

:

00:40:44,315 --> 00:40:45,900

Yeah,

:

00:40:46,090 --> 00:40:46,620

-:

a brew,

:

00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:47,000

-:

:

00:40:47,145 --> 00:40:51,345

-:

:

00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:53,180

-:

to you by Crush A Brew.

:

00:40:57,185 --> 00:41:00,665

-:

so off the rails and I'm loving it

:

00:41:01,030 --> 00:41:02,700

-:

and he's out there because he

:

00:41:02,700 --> 00:41:04,800

likes to go hunting, is that right?

:

00:41:04,830 --> 00:41:09,130

So he's got his little British plane

that's brought him out there to go hunt?

:

00:41:09,865 --> 00:41:11,315

-:

:

00:41:11,625 --> 00:41:12,075

I think they

:

00:41:12,180 --> 00:41:14,630

-:

it's fishing, yeah, I don't know.

:

00:41:14,630 --> 00:41:15,940

Yeah,

:

00:41:16,255 --> 00:41:19,195

-:

so that's why the terrorists are there

:

00:41:19,545 --> 00:41:22,870

Cause they're not just terrorists,

they're assassins for hire They're

:

00:41:22,870 --> 00:41:29,805

terror assassins And, and, so,

like, they're all like, Hey, Doc!

:

00:41:29,955 --> 00:41:31,985

Somehow we know your entire backstory.

:

00:41:32,975 --> 00:41:34,095

That you fly a thing.

:

00:41:34,575 --> 00:41:36,865

So, you're gonna fly us to the thing.

:

00:41:37,385 --> 00:41:42,815

And, at this point, what they could

have done was take their pontoon, right?

:

00:41:42,815 --> 00:41:45,625

Wait for the dude to be

fishing all calmly and shit.

:

00:41:46,005 --> 00:41:48,235

Everybody's guards down at

this point, it's very quiet.

:

00:41:49,125 --> 00:41:51,825

The pontoon boat lands.

:

00:41:52,350 --> 00:41:53,830

They whip out a gun.

:

00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:54,800

BAM BAM.

:

00:41:54,950 --> 00:41:57,880

Everybody's dead, but it's super

dramatic and then they take off.

:

00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:01,080

But they don't do that because

that would be too streamlined.

:

00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:01,660

-:

Awesome.

:

00:42:01,770 --> 00:42:02,420

-:

:

00:42:02,420 --> 00:42:04,040

Should I keep going?

:

00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:04,290

Okay

:

00:42:04,310 --> 00:42:04,820

-:

:

00:42:04,870 --> 00:42:05,470

Yeah.

:

00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:06,690

-:

I'm wrapped.

:

00:42:07,305 --> 00:42:09,225

-:

instead they're all like, Hey Doc,

:

00:42:09,345 --> 00:42:12,535

we know your entire backstory, and

that you're also a pilot somehow.

:

00:42:12,805 --> 00:42:19,725

So, YOU are gonna, cause we friended you,

we catfished you on Hinge for a while.

:

00:42:20,065 --> 00:42:22,785

Um, and, so, uh, yeah.

:

00:42:22,795 --> 00:42:26,290

They kidnap Doc, and, uh, And they're

all like, you're gonna fly this

:

00:42:26,290 --> 00:42:30,280

plane, um, or all of your friends

are gonna suffocate in a meat locker.

:

00:42:30,950 --> 00:42:33,960

You know, which, pfft,

Thursdays, am I right?

:

00:42:34,290 --> 00:42:34,980

And, like,

:

00:42:35,890 --> 00:42:41,700

so, they, you know, he takes off in the

plane with all the terror assassins.

:

00:42:41,700 --> 00:42:46,265

And, um, And they're flying to

another location, and Airwolf is

:

00:42:46,265 --> 00:42:48,695

like, Oh, yeah, I see you bitches!

:

00:42:49,105 --> 00:42:50,625

And takes off after them.

:

00:42:51,125 --> 00:42:57,635

And, like, then they, he's too

good at flying, so he evades

:

00:42:57,875 --> 00:43:01,365

Airwolf, which is supposed to be a

super helicopter, so explain that

:

00:43:01,690 --> 00:43:03,560

-:

the pontoon chopper, right.

:

00:43:03,835 --> 00:43:04,025

-:

:

00:43:04,025 --> 00:43:07,055

Um, And, and, and then Airwolf crashes.

:

00:43:07,055 --> 00:43:08,465

-:

Oh, yeah, because we like,

:

00:43:08,835 --> 00:43:12,565

is this where we fly the, the pontoon

chopper like through a tunnel?

:

00:43:13,155 --> 00:43:13,975

And airwolf

:

00:43:13,995 --> 00:43:16,185

can't go through the

tunnel because airwolf is

:

00:43:16,185 --> 00:43:16,965

too big.

:

00:43:17,075 --> 00:43:17,795

So

:

00:43:18,145 --> 00:43:18,405

-:

:

00:43:19,185 --> 00:43:19,795

-:

:

00:43:19,885 --> 00:43:20,375

Yeah.

:

00:43:21,220 --> 00:43:22,500

-:

And that's the end of Airwolf.

:

00:43:22,870 --> 00:43:24,110

No more episodes.

:

00:43:24,150 --> 00:43:24,880

Airwolf has

:

00:43:24,945 --> 00:43:25,955

-:

Airwolf is over.

:

00:43:26,230 --> 00:43:26,730

-:

guys.

:

00:43:26,885 --> 00:43:30,005

-:

then the sequel comes out in 1986.

:

00:43:30,425 --> 00:43:32,355

Honey, I Shrunk the Airwolf.

:

00:43:34,895 --> 00:43:38,245

Which is famously where

Rick Moranis got his start.

:

00:43:38,745 --> 00:43:39,175

-:

Yes.

:

00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:40,860

-:

:

00:43:41,150 --> 00:43:42,440

-:

with Middle Eastern peace.

:

00:43:42,740 --> 00:43:43,730

-:

:

00:43:43,740 --> 00:43:44,880

John Hawk.

:

00:43:45,260 --> 00:43:45,840

-:

Oh god.

:

00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:49,430

Oh, Sinjin.

:

00:43:50,180 --> 00:43:51,250

-:

I will not be saying that.

:

00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,140

-:

didn't, we didn't hear anything

:

00:43:53,140 --> 00:43:54,930

about Sinjin in this episode either.

:

00:43:54,930 --> 00:43:55,680

No Caitlyn

:

00:43:55,690 --> 00:43:56,170

either.

:

00:43:56,550 --> 00:43:58,780

-:

that we, we, yeah, know Caitlyn

:

00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:02,400

and we missed the Sinjin

episode, like, a while back.

:

00:44:02,410 --> 00:44:04,020

So I'm still sad about that.

:

00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:04,290

-:

:

00:44:04,290 --> 00:44:07,380

might have to be our episode that we

go back and watch after we're done.

:

00:44:07,415 --> 00:44:08,275

-:

:

00:44:08,285 --> 00:44:08,695

yeah.

:

00:44:08,735 --> 00:44:09,105

yeah.

:

00:44:09,105 --> 00:44:12,865

-:

so, then, I don't even know where

:

00:44:13,725 --> 00:44:14,305

I am right now

:

00:44:14,380 --> 00:44:18,240

-:

terrorists go to this place where

:

00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:20,150

their, their buddy is, right?

:

00:44:20,260 --> 00:44:23,000

So he's got a different aircraft waiting

:

00:44:23,870 --> 00:44:24,160

-:

:

00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:28,840

-:

they're gonna put Loki in that

:

00:44:28,950 --> 00:44:32,430

and Lukas, Lukas, fucking Lukas,

:

00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:33,640

-:

:

00:44:33,830 --> 00:44:36,130

-:

go deal with the doc, right?

:

00:44:36,130 --> 00:44:37,140

But he's bad at it.

:

00:44:37,140 --> 00:44:40,410

-:

cause the doc is does a Snow White, you

:

00:44:40,410 --> 00:44:42,450

know, and is all like Oh, please, Mr.

:

00:44:42,450 --> 00:44:48,950

Hunter Please let me go And Lucas

is all like Yeah, that seems legit.

:

00:44:48,950 --> 00:44:49,470

Not really.

:

00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:54,510

Um, doc is all like Please let me go,

and Lucas is like Fuck, no, I'm not

:

00:44:54,510 --> 00:44:59,360

gonna do that And then, um, the doc like

clocks him, and makes a break for it

:

00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:00,560

-:

He falls in some water

:

00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:01,420

-:

:

00:45:01,420 --> 00:45:05,540

and then Lucas is a dumbass,

shoots the water, and doesn't

:

00:45:05,550 --> 00:45:07,620

wait for the body to resurface.

:

00:45:07,780 --> 00:45:08,820

-:

like, this seems fine.

:

00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:10,590

This is fine, right?

:

00:45:10,590 --> 00:45:15,450

And so that's how Doc gets away.

:

00:45:15,470 --> 00:45:21,680

And he manages to find Hawk and

Dom trying to work on the airwolf.

:

00:45:22,590 --> 00:45:25,440

-:

you know it, it's up and running just in

:

00:45:25,450 --> 00:45:31,670

time after Doc explains that he wasn't

in on it, and he was kidnapped, and

:

00:45:31,670 --> 00:45:33,140

all his friends are in a meat locker.

:

00:45:33,540 --> 00:45:33,870

-:

:

00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:34,340

So

:

00:45:34,340 --> 00:45:36,760

they go deal with the friends

in the meat locker first.

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00:45:37,060 --> 00:45:37,480

-:

:

00:45:38,010 --> 00:45:41,490

And then Frank dies.

:

00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:42,830

Plot twist.

:

00:45:43,270 --> 00:45:43,590

It's

:

00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:44,870

not a hot babe.

:

00:45:44,870 --> 00:45:45,490

It's a hot

:

00:45:45,690 --> 00:45:47,940

-:

yeah, yeah, man.

:

00:45:47,940 --> 00:45:49,020

Well, you're right.

:

00:45:49,020 --> 00:45:49,350

-:

:

00:45:49,350 --> 00:45:49,920

Um.

:

00:45:49,925 --> 00:45:53,095

-:

the doc villain arc begins.

:

00:45:53,525 --> 00:45:53,855

-:

Mm-Hmm?

:

00:45:54,350 --> 00:45:54,730

-:

:

00:45:56,440 --> 00:46:00,120

We didn't kill Doc's girlfriend, we

killed his fishing buddy and that's how he

:

00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:01,620

went dark and brooding.

:

00:46:02,165 --> 00:46:03,065

-:

Yeah.

:

00:46:03,095 --> 00:46:04,645

-:

breakups are so much worse.

:

00:46:05,470 --> 00:46:05,890

-:

:

00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:11,040

Yeah, so, uh, also when he was

like wrenching the meat locker

:

00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:13,460

open, Hawk hurts himself.

:

00:46:13,460 --> 00:46:16,300

He like dislocates his

shoulder or something.

:

00:46:16,310 --> 00:46:16,330

Yeah.

:

00:46:16,330 --> 00:46:16,364

Yeah.

:

00:46:16,365 --> 00:46:18,634

Well,

:

00:46:18,795 --> 00:46:23,155

-:

masculinity causes shoulder dislocation.

:

00:46:23,155 --> 00:46:26,085

-:

wondered, I kind of wondered in

:

00:46:26,085 --> 00:46:30,875

this episode when we did that, so

just to run that through to the end.

:

00:46:30,885 --> 00:46:37,895

So like, we dislocate Hawk's shoulder,

and then Hawk, Dom, and Doc have to go.

:

00:46:38,105 --> 00:46:41,665

Isn't it weird how Doc's name

is a mashup of Hawk and Dom?

:

00:46:42,424 --> 00:46:43,224

-:

it is a little bit

:

00:46:46,065 --> 00:46:50,715

-:

could just call Hawk and Dominic Doc and

:

00:46:50,715 --> 00:46:52,965

that would be pretty funny to me now.

:

00:46:53,124 --> 00:46:54,594

-:

Yeah.

:

00:46:54,844 --> 00:46:55,204

-:

:

00:46:55,445 --> 00:46:55,865

-:

:

00:46:55,985 --> 00:46:58,225

Anyway, that was not where

I was going with that.

:

00:46:58,715 --> 00:47:00,775

I just had a thought

as I was saying words.

:

00:47:01,684 --> 00:47:03,064

-:

I love your thought though.

:

00:47:03,074 --> 00:47:03,874

That was good.

:

00:47:04,515 --> 00:47:09,165

-:

to the site where we're hooking Loki up

:

00:47:09,165 --> 00:47:10,975

to stuff because we got to get Loki back.

:

00:47:10,975 --> 00:47:13,525

That was a whole thing for Hawk and Dom.

:

00:47:14,255 --> 00:47:20,045

And, uh, Hawk like can't fly at

one point because of his injury.

:

00:47:20,105 --> 00:47:23,785

And so Doc takes over and

does the fancy flying.

:

00:47:24,234 --> 00:47:27,879

-:

because like Cuz, wait, cuz, cuz,

:

00:47:27,999 --> 00:47:30,369

yeah, he passes out from his shoulder

:

00:47:30,415 --> 00:47:32,005

-:

:

00:47:32,585 --> 00:47:33,205

So.

:

00:47:33,205 --> 00:47:37,665

Like, later Dom is like, hey, you're

pretty good, like, you want a job?

:

00:47:37,665 --> 00:47:43,925

And I was like, are we setting

up to like, maybe replace John

:

00:47:43,925 --> 00:47:47,495

Michael Vincent if his, cause we, I

:

00:47:47,495 --> 00:47:50,275

believe we discussed in one of

our last episodes that he was like

:

00:47:50,275 --> 00:47:52,315

having some problems, like personal,

:

00:47:52,405 --> 00:47:55,055

personal alcoholism problems

throughout the filming

:

00:47:55,055 --> 00:47:55,785

of Werewolf.

:

00:47:56,284 --> 00:47:57,644

-:

Jan had alcoholism?

:

00:47:58,475 --> 00:47:59,265

-:

:

00:47:59,445 --> 00:47:59,975

Yeah.

:

00:48:00,055 --> 00:48:00,245

We

:

00:48:00,245 --> 00:48:00,855

can talk that.

:

00:48:00,865 --> 00:48:03,545

Well, we can like recap that

when we get through this show.

:

00:48:03,855 --> 00:48:09,755

But I did read some sad things about

him and his problems and I was like,

:

00:48:09,795 --> 00:48:16,075

are we like Teeing up a line, just in

case, like, we need to pull in a new

:

00:48:16,095 --> 00:48:17,665

guy for some episodes.

:

00:48:18,165 --> 00:48:18,705

Like,

:

00:48:18,834 --> 00:48:21,374

-:

Doc would be an interesting character.

:

00:48:21,425 --> 00:48:24,425

-:

I was curious, like, if we need to,

:

00:48:24,445 --> 00:48:26,895

like, make the show go on, like,

:

00:48:26,985 --> 00:48:29,145

are we setting up some

:

00:48:29,364 --> 00:48:30,004

-:

You're right, though.

:

00:48:30,444 --> 00:48:30,854

-:

:

00:48:30,854 --> 00:48:31,394

sense.

:

00:48:31,784 --> 00:48:33,674

-:

in bed with a sexy lady.

:

00:48:33,684 --> 00:48:37,044

He has, uh, he has military ties.

:

00:48:37,709 --> 00:48:40,229

Yeah, yeah, he's got the hair, man.

:

00:48:40,259 --> 00:48:41,539

Yeah, you're right, though.

:

00:48:41,554 --> 00:48:44,534

-:

guy will do nicely, he has hair.

:

00:48:45,429 --> 00:48:46,322

-:

mm hmm,

:

00:48:46,815 --> 00:48:47,325

-:

:

00:48:47,954 --> 00:48:50,604

-:

kind of foils for each other too, cuz

:

00:48:50,605 --> 00:48:57,099

like, Doc is very like bright and sunny

and kind of perky and string is very like

:

00:48:57,620 --> 00:48:58,610

-:

Dark and broody.

:

00:48:58,880 --> 00:48:59,410

Bleh.

:

00:48:59,440 --> 00:48:59,730

Yeah.

:

00:49:00,599 --> 00:49:01,549

-:

mm hmm, hmm.

:

00:49:01,749 --> 00:49:02,449

-:

That's how you brood

:

00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:03,380

-:

:

00:49:03,510 --> 00:49:06,910

So just a, just a food for

thought, but that kind of skipped

:

00:49:06,910 --> 00:49:08,720

over some, some deets, right?

:

00:49:08,730 --> 00:49:13,550

So they, they head off, uh, they're

trying to catch the terrorists as they're

:

00:49:13,550 --> 00:49:16,150

like chasing down Lord Killebrew, right?

:

00:49:16,150 --> 00:49:19,910

-:

they do not crush lord crushaboo, but

:

00:49:19,910 --> 00:49:25,170

they do crush lord crushaboo's buddy um

:

00:49:25,660 --> 00:49:26,620

-:

The terrorists do.

:

00:49:27,500 --> 00:49:29,610

-:

Um, and so like that plane

:

00:49:29,610 --> 00:49:32,275

blows up but Lord Crushbrews.

:

00:49:32,285 --> 00:49:32,735

Fine.

:

00:49:33,595 --> 00:49:39,005

Um, uh, cause then, like, cause then

Loki takes over and, like, knocks out the

:

00:49:39,005 --> 00:49:46,205

Terrorassassin pilot guy, um, who, like,

is flapping around in there, and I guess

:

00:49:46,205 --> 00:49:50,645

he, like, flaps around in such a way that

he, like, cuts the engine and Loki off.

:

00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:51,560

-:

:

00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:55,410

That's one of the things they said

in the conference room was like,

:

00:49:55,530 --> 00:49:57,600

uh, Loki doesn't really like.

:

00:49:58,125 --> 00:50:04,275

care about the pilot, so the Loki is

dangerous because it will accidentally

:

00:50:04,275 --> 00:50:06,755

kill people who are in the plane.

:

00:50:06,755 --> 00:50:08,255

-:

:

00:50:08,255 --> 00:50:12,884

Yeah,

:

00:50:12,910 --> 00:50:14,790

-:

Mm hmm, yeah, wow.

:

00:50:15,265 --> 00:50:18,045

-:

they see Tom Hiddleston and he's too

:

00:50:18,045 --> 00:50:20,235

pretty for the 80s and then they pass out.

:

00:50:21,125 --> 00:50:23,095

I mean, this is a Marvel

:

00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:24,580

-:

Who's Tom Hiddleston?

:

00:50:24,855 --> 00:50:25,135

-:

:

00:50:25,135 --> 00:50:25,785

-:

Oh, I'm sorry.

:

00:50:25,795 --> 00:50:31,845

I, guys, I, one of my personal,

like, character flaws is that I

:

00:50:31,845 --> 00:50:38,085

really don't enjoy superhero movies,

and I know that that's like nobody

:

00:50:38,210 --> 00:50:38,870

-:

:

00:50:38,870 --> 00:50:39,450

I just,

:

00:50:39,575 --> 00:50:40,015

-:

I don't,

:

00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:41,340

-:

just know it from like being

:

00:50:41,690 --> 00:50:43,400

in, in a, close enough to the

:

00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:45,810

spaces, but I've never actually seen

:

00:50:45,810 --> 00:50:46,600

any of those either.

:

00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:50,420

-:

spot for Spider Man and Captain America,

:

00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:53,170

but for the most part, I am a DC girl.

:

00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:53,960

So,

:

00:50:54,665 --> 00:50:55,765

-:

Hey, that's cool.

:

00:50:55,895 --> 00:51:00,225

I am, I am neither, but I do

enjoy that my boys enjoy them.

:

00:51:00,460 --> 00:51:00,720

-:

:

00:51:00,720 --> 00:51:01,250

that's fair.

:

00:51:01,300 --> 00:51:02,050

That's valid.

:

00:51:02,150 --> 00:51:04,470

We are all allowed to like

the things that we like.

:

00:51:04,470 --> 00:51:07,230

It is okay to not like superhero movies.

:

00:51:07,540 --> 00:51:12,360

It is not okay to not like

other people having rights.

:

00:51:12,450 --> 00:51:16,440

Yeah,

:

00:51:17,435 --> 00:51:17,995

-:

but it's okay.

:

00:51:17,995 --> 00:51:19,395

We solve Middle Eastern peace.

:

00:51:19,845 --> 00:51:21,365

-:

least that's done, check, check it

:

00:51:21,460 --> 00:51:22,060

-:

:

00:51:22,060 --> 00:51:23,380

it.

:

00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:30,560

He gets on, he gets on that mic and

he's all like, I just think that

:

00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:37,180

we should all be bros because it's

more fun to have a bunch of bros.

:

00:51:37,835 --> 00:51:43,365

On your beer pong team than it

is to play against a bunch of

:

00:51:43,365 --> 00:51:46,435

bros on another beer pong team.

:

00:51:46,465 --> 00:51:47,645

And then everyone cheers.

:

00:51:47,645 --> 00:51:48,845

Definitely paid attention.

:

00:51:48,845 --> 00:51:49,375

-:

:

00:51:49,475 --> 00:51:50,135

So

:

00:51:50,955 --> 00:51:51,455

-:

:

00:51:51,615 --> 00:51:57,555

So the terror assassins are hired

by some dude in Libya to kill Lord

:

00:51:57,565 --> 00:52:03,155

Crushabrew because he wants to

broker peace in the Middle East.

:

00:52:03,385 --> 00:52:04,855

That's an important detail we forgot.

:

00:52:04,855 --> 00:52:05,334

O R G!

:

00:52:05,425 --> 00:52:05,755

-:

yeah.

:

00:52:05,835 --> 00:52:07,465

So I put that down guys.

:

00:52:07,515 --> 00:52:10,445

Is it, is it the guy

from the first episode?

:

00:52:10,775 --> 00:52:11,805

-:

:

00:52:12,035 --> 00:52:12,705

-:

in Libya?

:

00:52:12,885 --> 00:52:13,295

-:

:

00:52:13,555 --> 00:52:14,955

-:

wasn't sure if it was like a,

:

00:52:15,715 --> 00:52:17,425

-:

wait, like the British guy,

:

00:52:17,445 --> 00:52:19,145

like the British bad guy, or the

:

00:52:19,145 --> 00:52:19,985

guy, oh,

:

00:52:20,245 --> 00:52:22,815

-:

guys, I just went back to my old

:

00:52:22,815 --> 00:52:27,935

notes and I'm like, Oh, wait, I

got to see my first set of notes.

:

00:52:27,945 --> 00:52:30,025

It was, it was a Viper.

:

00:52:30,055 --> 00:52:31,235

It was Viper notes, guys.

:

00:52:31,435 --> 00:52:34,385

Um, Doc, Doc, Dr.

:

00:52:34,385 --> 00:52:34,965

Moffitt

:

00:52:35,235 --> 00:52:35,605

Dr.

:

00:52:35,605 --> 00:52:36,725

Moffitt from,

:

00:52:37,295 --> 00:52:37,765

-:

:

00:52:37,795 --> 00:52:39,065

-:

yeah, do you remember Dr.

:

00:52:39,065 --> 00:52:39,535

Moffitt?

:

00:52:39,625 --> 00:52:42,455

-:

he was, he was a bad guy British dude.

:

00:52:43,205 --> 00:52:43,515

-:

:

00:52:43,625 --> 00:52:45,585

I mean, he's a bad guy

in Libya, he could be

:

00:52:45,585 --> 00:52:46,055

placing

:

00:52:46,145 --> 00:52:46,795

-:

In Libya

:

00:52:46,815 --> 00:52:47,285

-:

:

00:52:47,305 --> 00:52:47,545

That's

:

00:52:47,545 --> 00:52:48,115

true.

:

00:52:48,205 --> 00:52:49,385

-:

Chaos is a ladder,

:

00:52:49,545 --> 00:52:50,985

-:

said a Libyan bad guy.

:

00:52:51,015 --> 00:52:52,195

So like, I feel like,

:

00:52:53,180 --> 00:52:53,540

-:

:

00:52:53,540 --> 00:52:56,310

whoever he, who was hosting

him in Libya did it.

:

00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:57,040

I don't know.

:

00:52:58,010 --> 00:52:59,320

So interesting.

:

00:52:59,330 --> 00:53:01,210

I feel like they should have

spent more time on that.

:

00:53:01,590 --> 00:53:02,490

Tell me more, say

:

00:53:02,490 --> 00:53:03,160

more, Airwolf.

:

00:53:03,475 --> 00:53:03,675

-:

:

00:53:03,675 --> 00:53:05,445

-:

Or, I mean, they could just be like,

:

00:53:05,465 --> 00:53:08,645

scary Middle Eastern place, Libya, again.

:

00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:09,650

-:

I don't know if I,

:

00:53:09,710 --> 00:53:13,160

I will have to look into it at this

point because like, I feel like

:

00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:15,260

we're missing some huge context.

:

00:53:15,985 --> 00:53:22,455

Um, I feel like we're 80s out of

context right now, and so I will

:

00:53:23,505 --> 00:53:28,275

poke around and find out what

I can about Libya in the 80s, I

:

00:53:28,275 --> 00:53:28,745

guess.

:

00:53:29,055 --> 00:53:31,380

-:

:

00:53:31,425 --> 00:53:33,585

-:

gonna do that, and then I didn't.

:

00:53:33,585 --> 00:53:34,095

-:

Okay.

:

00:53:34,265 --> 00:53:37,345

We, I know, I remember we talked

about Gaddafi and stuff like that,

:

00:53:37,345 --> 00:53:39,635

but that was Arab Spring stuff, so I

:

00:53:39,875 --> 00:53:43,495

-:

a very, like, CliffsNotes version.

:

00:53:44,425 --> 00:53:45,145

Um,

:

00:53:45,205 --> 00:53:45,925

-:

:

00:53:45,965 --> 00:53:48,375

And there's a lot of

context to be had, I'm

:

00:53:48,375 --> 00:53:48,755

sure.

:

00:53:49,385 --> 00:53:50,470

-:

Yeah.

:

00:53:50,765 --> 00:53:52,635

-:

is nuanced as fuck, my

:

00:53:52,985 --> 00:53:53,765

-:

:

00:53:54,335 --> 00:54:01,325

Okay, so they have shot down

the escort plane, but Airwolf

:

00:54:01,355 --> 00:54:04,665

manages to outdo Loki, right?

:

00:54:04,665 --> 00:54:06,585

Oh wait, no, no, no,

:

00:54:06,585 --> 00:54:07,225

no, no, no.

:

00:54:07,655 --> 00:54:09,485

Loki, hmm,

:

00:54:09,715 --> 00:54:10,585

-:

:

00:54:10,985 --> 00:54:17,535

It's not that, it's that, okay, so like,

Loki passes out the pilot Tersassin,

:

00:54:17,835 --> 00:54:19,235

-:

pilot passes out

:

00:54:19,945 --> 00:54:21,995

and then that plane is shot down,

:

00:54:22,415 --> 00:54:25,835

but they go get Loki out of that

plane and put him in a chopper?

:

00:54:25,835 --> 00:54:27,105

-:

:

00:54:27,925 --> 00:54:32,645

I don't know, because like, Jude's

arm flaps over Loki, so he cuts off

:

00:54:32,645 --> 00:54:36,975

the engine and turns off Loki, and

so then the, well, he's unconscious,

:

00:54:37,015 --> 00:54:42,245

and so the plane, like, nosedives,

and then Doc blows up the plane, so I

:

00:54:42,255 --> 00:54:46,410

don't quite know how they'd be able to

retrieve Loki from it, but I I guess?

:

00:54:46,410 --> 00:54:46,780

-:

Hmm,

:

00:54:46,780 --> 00:54:48,200

-:

then you never really hear about

:

00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:50,070

the other terror assassins.

:

00:54:50,300 --> 00:54:52,140

-:

looking at a synopsis right

:

00:54:52,140 --> 00:54:54,480

now that they do get shot down.

:

00:54:54,620 --> 00:54:55,730

So it says that

:

00:54:56,200 --> 00:55:01,220

it says that the others

are guys, this is this, uh,

:

00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:02,680

-:

they were totally on the ground.

:

00:55:02,690 --> 00:55:03,520

I'm so confused.

:

00:55:03,630 --> 00:55:07,310

-:

it lists all the different types of

:

00:55:07,350 --> 00:55:12,890

aircraft that I would never have, like,

they're all, they're a helicopter or

:

00:55:12,890 --> 00:55:15,610

they're plane to me, but it's been like,

:

00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:20,400

I guess the, the, um, pontoon chopper

was a jet ranger, which I think is

:

00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:23,120

a bad name for a helicopter, right?

:

00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:24,290

Yeah.

:

00:55:24,940 --> 00:55:27,130

And then this says.

:

00:55:28,030 --> 00:55:33,820

That Lord Killebrew is in a

Cessna 195 escorted by a UH 1H.

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love when nerds write synopses.

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And, uh, there's The, the

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Hughes is attacking the Cessna.

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So Yes, Loki is in the Hughes.

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And

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Wait!

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Okay!

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So, real quick.

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The pontoon is not the same

as the plane that shoots over

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the escort, that shoots at the

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escort?

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that is a Hughes, apparently.

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Apparently.

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Okay.

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the Hughes Spiral's out of control.

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Doc shoots it.

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So, you know what?

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I think maybe you're right, and

maybe the robbers don't die.

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I thought the robbers were

all in the Hughes, but I don't

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think that's true anymore.

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See my notes say that they blew up the

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thieves and I was just gonna say that

our dead Our Hot Lady Dead body count

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was gonna go up, but that, if we saw it

differently, it's like when you have a

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show that have two characters who look

similar and you can't tell them apart.

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Hmm.

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So, they're in The

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Jet Ranger.

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The Hughes was The Hughes was The one guy.

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The other bad guys are in the Jet

Ranger, according to the synopsis.

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I'm sorry we're having to do this.

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Okay, so what happens to the Jet Ranger?

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They do shoot the Jet Ranger.

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think we do have a hot lady

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body count in this episode.

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Yes.

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Okay,

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just yes a hot lady dying glow?

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Well, no, I'm sorry.

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No, she has being right.

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Yeah, I yessed you.

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Yeah, I yessed a

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Because you know us ladies,

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we like to be right.

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Am I right,

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ladies?

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Yeah.

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Yes?

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Yeah

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And then, Mm hmm.

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We try to recruit Doc, because

also, that's an easy name to

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replace, like if we have to scoot

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Hawk out of the picture,

like, oh, everybody hears

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Doc.

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and duck.

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Whoa.

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00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:42,760

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and caitlin could have some

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like chemical stress You know

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Does he, does he say yes?

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-:

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00:57:50,670 --> 00:57:51,410

-:

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end it on a joke, a jokey

joke about, you know, Dom

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00:57:56,020 --> 00:58:01,250

pays top dollar, but Dom thinks

it's:

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All

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-:

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we look back at how much Better

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people were living in the 80s.

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Well, men were living in the 80s.

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White, white cis men were, white cis

straight men were living in the 80s.

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There we

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-:

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That's the end at the end of the

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road.

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I made a different one?

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Yes, this

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And guys,

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you know what this means, though?

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00:58:31,350 --> 00:58:33,920

Airwolf solved Middle Eastern peace.

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Since he saved Lord Killjoy, Brue.

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like, I feel like this name is

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made up by a person who doesn't

know what British people names are.

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And so he's like, I'm just gonna

put these two words together.

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Alright, are we ready to mash it up?

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Yeah, I need more Caitlyn.

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00:58:56,745 --> 00:58:58,455

This one was, this one was sad

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I know.

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I really, I wish we could talk to

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like somebody who was involved in

production of Airwolf at this time

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00:59:11,545 --> 00:59:16,415

and ask them about my theory of like,

were you guys like worried about him?

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Were you like trying to get something

else going in case you needed some

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00:59:20,955 --> 00:59:21,625

episodes?

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Like, I'm very curious.

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I know how I'm gonna do it.

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Okay.

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I don't know.

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Why don't you pick one?

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Go ahead, Laura.

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supposed to tell you when to stop.

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I could be really cruel and

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just let you keep going forever.

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You really can't.

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-:

Okay, I'll tell you to stop.

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2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11.

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Okay, 11.

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Yes.

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Sound effects of Beth just

randomly flipping pages.

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Some good Foley work there.

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We're gonna skip 13 episodes.

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01:00:06,530 --> 01:00:08,140

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wow, that's a lot of episodes.

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01:00:08,140 --> 01:00:08,530

-:

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01:00:08,550 --> 01:00:10,110

I, I, I kind of like

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01:00:10,350 --> 01:00:11,830

-:

Sorry, I just ruined something

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01:00:11,830 --> 01:00:16,420

for myself looking up whether Jan

Michael Vincent was gonna be replaced

:

01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:17,590

-:

He was not, though,

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01:00:17,590 --> 01:00:17,990

right?

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01:00:18,050 --> 01:00:18,740

I don't know.

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01:00:19,150 --> 01:00:19,440

I don't

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01:00:19,610 --> 01:00:19,850

-:

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01:00:20,210 --> 01:00:22,610

-:

So, yeah, I'm gonna stop there.

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01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:24,340

-:

Thirteen episodes.

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01:00:24,340 --> 01:00:25,340

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Thirteen?

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01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:27,000

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we weren't going through this

:

01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:30,880

fast enough and I really, really

want to get to the, uh, movie

:

01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:32,260

break that will be called

:

01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:35,220

-:

We really, we really, we really

:

01:00:35,230 --> 01:00:36,910

have been going slow through this.

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01:00:37,145 --> 01:00:37,475

-:

:

01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:40,795

-:

in Season 3 or is this still in Season 2?

:

01:00:40,795 --> 01:00:40,955

-:

That

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01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:42,170

-:

this was season 2,

:

01:00:42,180 --> 01:00:43,720

-:

spending a long time in Season 2.

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01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:45,940

Okay, so I'm pulling up my Season 2 list.

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01:00:46,290 --> 01:00:47,720

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we've been fucking too heavy

:

01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:49,540

with season 2, and I did not

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01:00:49,615 --> 01:00:49,835

-:

Mm

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01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:54,240

-:

13, which means we need 13 spaces in

:

01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:56,680

between this episode and the next one.

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01:00:56,690 --> 01:00:57,970

So I'm going to start counting.

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01:00:58,025 --> 01:00:58,405

-:

hmm.

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01:00:59,275 --> 01:00:59,655

Mm hmm.

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01:00:59,655 --> 01:01:01,965

-:

that puts us into Season 3.

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01:01:03,085 --> 01:01:03,235

-:

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01:01:03,430 --> 01:01:05,330

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This is ASMR with Laura.

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01:01:05,330 --> 01:01:06,599

-:

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13.

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01:01:07,750 --> 01:01:14,760

so the next episode would be

Season 3, Episode 6, Kingdom Come.

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01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:17,230

Do we want a little teaser taste?

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01:01:17,230 --> 01:01:18,260

-:

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01:01:18,410 --> 01:01:23,040

-:

still here, Hawk and Dominic are sent

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01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:27,700

on a special mission by the Firm to

locate stolen thermonuclear detonators.

:

01:01:27,700 --> 01:01:31,700

The man who stole them plans to use

Airwolf to transport them, and part

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01:01:31,700 --> 01:01:33,740

of his plan is to seduce Caitlyn?

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01:01:33,740 --> 01:01:35,215

-:

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01:01:35,445 --> 01:01:36,205

-:

No!

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01:01:36,865 --> 01:01:37,235

No!

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01:01:37,395 --> 01:01:37,995

Is that?

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01:01:38,565 --> 01:01:40,685

No, Laura, please don't tell

me you're making that up.

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01:01:40,685 --> 01:01:41,855

We get a Caitlyn episode?

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01:01:42,300 --> 01:01:44,900

-:

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

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01:01:44,940 --> 01:01:45,780

-:

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01:01:45,915 --> 01:01:47,065

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I'm so excited.

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01:01:47,420 --> 01:01:48,420

-:

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01:01:48,530 --> 01:01:49,260

Yay!

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01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:50,300

-:

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01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:53,570

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get Hawk being super duper jealous.

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01:01:54,615 --> 01:01:56,375

-:

Oh,

:

01:01:56,605 --> 01:01:58,555

-:

he like, grows as a person.

:

01:01:58,695 --> 01:02:00,165

He does some self reflection.

:

01:02:00,165 --> 01:02:02,060

And

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01:02:02,145 --> 01:02:02,915

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right now.

:

01:02:05,015 --> 01:02:06,405

-:

is a Caitlyn Sand podcast.

:

01:02:07,135 --> 01:02:11,655

So If you don't love Caitlyn

O'Shaughnessy Get the fuck out!

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01:02:12,115 --> 01:02:13,005

Or, or don't.

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01:02:13,015 --> 01:02:15,890

I don't, I don't know,

do, do what you want.

:

01:02:15,890 --> 01:02:16,486

Shit.

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01:02:16,486 --> 01:02:17,082

This

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01:02:17,285 --> 01:02:19,435

-:

This has been Cool Girls Love Caitlyn.

:

01:02:19,435 --> 01:02:20,003

Woo!

:

01:02:20,003 --> 01:02:20,571

Woo!

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01:02:20,571 --> 01:02:21,140

Woo!

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01:02:22,245 --> 01:02:25,485

-:

off with an I love you Caitlyn!

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01:02:27,130 --> 01:02:27,680

-:

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01:02:28,050 --> 01:02:28,870

All right, ladies.

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01:02:29,285 --> 01:02:29,635

-:

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01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:30,660

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Yep.

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01:02:30,810 --> 01:02:31,230

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01:02:31,515 --> 01:02:34,275

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see everybody next time, okay, bye.

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Bye!

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Cool Girls Don't Look at Explosions
Have you ever been curious about what men watched in the 80's and 90's, but didn't want to sit through it? Have we got a show for you! Join Beth, Glo, and Laura as they skip through dude centric TV while laughing, mocking, and maybe finding the secret feminism.