S1 E5 Airwolf: Weird Kids Unite!
In this episode, the girls welcome back Caitlyn, talk about those cool Air Force jumpsuits, and rename helicopter parts.
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Transcript
Welcome to Cool Girls Don't Look at Explosions, where we
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:watch macho TV from the 80s, 90s,
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:and other time periods.
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:That's not our intro.
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:Laura: I really thought you were
gonna say 80s, 90s, and today, like
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:those now that's what I call music.
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:Beth: I really thought about it.
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:I should've.
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:Welcome to Cool Girls Don't Look at
Explosions, where we watch DudeTV quickly.
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:Because Henry starts school tomorrow.
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:And Laura's a PhD candidate.
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:So,
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:Laura: don't
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:think I'm a candidate
till I've passed comps.
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:I'm not sure how that works.
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:Beth: Oh,
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:yeah, I
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:Glo: Beth you're in school too.
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:So we're just all busy ladies
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:Laura: hmm.
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:Mm
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:Beth: in school too, it's
just not as cool, so.
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:Yeah,
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:Glo: Beth is gonna be saving animals.
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:So I don't know how that's not cool
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:Laura: Yeah,
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:yeah.
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:There's
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:very little animal saving
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:in any sort of accounting.
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:I'm so sorry, guys.
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:Beth: Yeah, but it's cool, if I need
math doing, I am going to call you.
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:Laura: Well, I'm not feeling
so great at the math doing with
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:the first class that I'm
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:taking, but we'll see.
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:Beth: is behind me, and uh, He just gave
me the, what am I, chopped liver look?
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:So,
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:uh,
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:Glo: a slow
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:Beth: will call Jaffer.
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:And if Jaffer is not available for
math problems, then I will call Laura.
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:Laura: I mean, you could
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:just call me so We can hang.
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:Beth: We can also just hang.
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:I'm okay with that.
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:Okay, well, we're watching Airwolf still.
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:Laura: still.
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:yeah.
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:Glo: Season two
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:Beth: Season 2.
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:Because the nightmare
persists, but so do we.
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:Glo: This episode was not
as bad as the last episode.
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:I actually kind of enjoyed this one.
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:Beth: Yeah, this one was
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:Laura: much, much much less gang rape.
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:Beth: Yeah, I think this is
our first non rapey episode.
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:Like, I don't, there's not
really a trigger, I don't know.
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:Warning, probably
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:maybe mentions of a dv, um,
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:Glo: but, yeah, but,
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:Beth: a spider,
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:Glo: want to, yeah, spider warning.
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:Beth: that's it.
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:Laura: I have thoughts about the spider.
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:I can't
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:wait.
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:Glo: yeah, because I don't
want to give away there's a
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:Beth: the spider
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:Glo: twist in this episode,
guys, so stay tuned.
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:Beth: My god.
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:Ah, no.
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:Laura: Mm hmm.
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:Yeah,
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:and we kind of open in media like
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:something else, as Glo was saying.
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:Glo: Yeah, so I was, I was talking and
saying that I thought that this was
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:maybe the second half of a two parter,
but the other ladies think that this
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:just kind of opens and we're supposed
to piece together what's been happening.
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:Laura: yeah.
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:that's kind of what I thought,
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:Beth: Cause like, everything
kind of like, is explained
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:throughout the episode, you know?
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:You're not left like, oh crap, I
feel like I missed half the story,
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:you know?
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:Laura: yeah, the only thing I didn't
really get just from this episode
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:is, in the, , what do they call that?
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:Like the teaser, the tagline,
whatever it is we read before
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:we actually watch the episode,
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:Beth: Oh, I don't read that, I just
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:Glo: Yeah, I don't do that
because isn't that cheating?
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:Am I wrong?
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:Laura: oh, I don't know,
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:but they
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:referred to like
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:That Santini niece was being rescued
from a drug kingpin and I didn't really
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:get like anything, drugs from this guy.
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:Did we talk about any drugs at any point?
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:Glo: You get the idea that he
is like ambiguously a white
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:dude down in the southern
hemisphere doing baddie guy stuff.
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:Beth: And at some point, a
detective, talks to them,
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:and is like, , we can get this guy on
drug charges, we can get this guy on,
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:racketeering, we know, we suspect him of
all of these things, but we can't do it.
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:So it's kind of like an Al Capone
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:thing, if we can catch him on
this, small potatoes thing,
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:Laura: Tax fraud.
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:Glo: Tax fraud.
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:Beth: Follow the taxes.
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:Laura, but Yeah, Actually, Funny story,
so my mom is a tax lawyer So every
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:single year since I started doing taxes
I have called her And we've had the
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:same conversation Mom, I'm pretty sure
I've accidentally committed tax fraud.
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:Beth, you can't accidentally
commit tax fraud.
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:Intent has to be in there.
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:You know this.
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:It's so fun.
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:It's like, you know, a holiday.
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:Glo: Hmm.
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:Laura: as long as you filed that return
and got that Statute of Limitations
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:rolling, that's all I care about.
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:Is
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:Beth: 13th, 1984.
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:She's a Scorpio, I think.
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:I don't know.
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:And, It was directed by
our old friend Alan J.
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:Levy, who also directed last
week's episode of Airwolf, and
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:something called She Spies.
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:I don't know what it is, but
it looks like it involves spies
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:whose pronouns are she, her.
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:Laura: it the knockoff
Charlie's Angels, perhaps?
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:Beth: Perhaps.
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:It did have a Charlie's Angels feel to it.
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:Yes, yes.
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:It was written by Phil Combest,
who also wrote a bunch of Magnum P.
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:I.
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:episodes, and is notably not a
woman, which I think is important,
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:considering what we're about to
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:dive into.
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:So the episode opens on our string fellow.
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:Hiding in some bushes in the dark.
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:Glo: He's makeuped.
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:Beth: yeah, I said he did something
different with his foundation.
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:It's giving covert ops or
I'm being a weirdo stalker,
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:depending.
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:Laura: I called it camo face.
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:Beth: Camo face!
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:Yeah!
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:Laura: But
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:ladies, he has on his camo face, right?
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:But he's wearing a gray suit.
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:What does this do for you then?
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:Glo: And did you guys notice he
just goes through the front door?
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:Laura: Yeah, he like lock
picks the front door.
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:Glo: Yeah.
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:Beth: you can't see him!
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:You can only see disembodied clothes!
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:Laura: listener, it's not a dark gray,
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:even.
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:It's like a light gray suit.
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:Beth: that shit is like, we're
going on safari, don't forget
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:your camo face in case we run into
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:predator.
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:Glo: Come on, Stringfellow.
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:Laura: Weird choices.
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:After he lock picks the front door,
he goes around in the mansion
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:and overhears this American guy
in a suit bribing the mayor, I
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:Glo: Yep.
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:I put mayor and shady deals going down.
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:Beth: Oh, I just put, he almost walks
in on some dudes doing quotation
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:marks, business, end quotes, nefarious
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:Glo: Nefarious.
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:Yes.
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:Very nefarious.
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:Beth: And then, he hides in a closet,
Stringfellow, not the mayor, and scares
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:the shit out of this poor elderly servant
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:Glo: The Spanish speaking,
adorable little man.
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:Beth: Right, who's just trying to
do his job, getting bullied by his
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:boss, and then he gets, yanked
into this, like, hostage situation.
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:Glo: And Stringfellow is
like, donde esta la seƱorita?
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:Laura: I thought.
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:As this janitor is, taking Stringfellow
to her room, that he seemed weirdly
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:calm all of a sudden about this.
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:And I also watch this with subtitles on.
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:I watch pretty much everything
with subtitles on, because I don't
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:process very quickly sometimes
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:when it's just audio.
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:Beth: Same.
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:Laura: And I really wanted the
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:Spanish stuff to be, like, translated,
but it just said, Speaking Spanish.
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:Glo: I can translate for you because they
were doing super, super simple Spanish.
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:Laura: okay.
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:What did they say?
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:Beth: I know that he said, where's
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:the
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:Glo: He says, where's the girl?
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:And like, he says, the lady's over here.
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:And then when they find the lady,
she's happy to see string fellow.
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:And then the guy says, and
that's like, go with God.
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:Laura: Yeah, okay.
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:So nothing giveaway
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:here, but he seemed weirdly calm, which
we kind of understand at the end of
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:this episode.
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:Beth: Yeah, like I feel like an idiot.
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:Cause I saw that he was weirdly
calm and I just thought, well, I
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:mean, I guess he works for that guy.
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:So maybe he just gets taken hostage
once a week and he's, it's just old
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:hat
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:Glo: no, don't take her,
please, please don't,
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:Beth: No, don't.
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:Or he was like, pulling
for her to make it
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:out or something, you know?
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:Laura: Yeah.
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:I really quibble with Stringfellow's
choice of words when he sees
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:Holly and says, Don't be
afraid, I came to take you out.
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:Glo: ah, mm,
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:Laura: the phrase that
we would use these days.
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:I don't know, maybe it
was different in the
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:Beth: Anyway, this old guy who's maybe
been holding her hostage chases after
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:them as they, like, run away and across
the beach and think the beach might
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:be rigged with explosives because when
have guns ever exploded like that?
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:Glo: yeah.
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:There's like jeeps chasing
them and they trip an alarm
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:Beth: and everything blows up,
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:Laura: We see Dom in the
helicopter, in the Airwolf, and he
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:is anxious.
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:He's ready to get these
people on board and go.
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:Glo: It's also, I think, really important
that , to gain her trust, Stringfellow
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:says, I'm a friend of Dominic Santini
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:Laura: Mm.
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:Glo: we, because that's important
once we find out who this lady is.
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:Beth: And, I did think it was weird
that when they all flew off in Airwolf,
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:old dude, goes, Ah, well, shucks.
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:You know, and then just kind of puts
his hands on his hips and shakes those
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:crazy kids in their crazy helicopter
doing shenanigans on my beach.
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:Like,
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:Laura: lawn.
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:Beth: yeah.
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:Yeah,
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:Laura: Mm hmm.
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:Beth: where Irwulf flies off, we
cut to the next day when the girl
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:is being questioned by the police.
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:And Dom's a little spicy.
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:Laura: He's protective
of his little niece.
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:Yeah.
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:Glo: His acting here
is really fun, I think.
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:Laura: Mm hmm.
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:Beth: Cause he does
angry but also comedic.
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:Which is interesting.
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:Cause she's like
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:20, right?
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:Maybe at
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:most 19.
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:Like she's
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:she's a youngster.
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:Yeah.
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:And then we find out that the dude
on the beach who's doing nefarious
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:business dealings and who's A million,
compared to her, was her lover.
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:Laura: Yeah.
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:Ugh.
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:Glo: And she's like, no, I wasn't forced
against my will to go there, and they're
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:trying to build a case against the guy
who we find out his name is Aarons.
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:His last name, at least.
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:Beth: And
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:Laura: she went willingly, that
totally negates the fact that
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:she was forced to stay there.
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:Beth: Yeah, dude, that's
what I was about to say.
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:The fact that, the cop is just
like, What you're describing
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:is a lover's quarrel, sir.
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:What?
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:Laura: right off
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:with that.
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:Beth: What the fuck kind of lovely
quarrel has that guy been in?
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:Please therapy, please go to
therapy, and then to jail.
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:Maybe therapy in jail, I don't
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:Glo: Airwolf, colon, police therapy.
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:Laura: Holly gets done being questioned by
the lady cop and, comes in in a jumpsuit.
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:I guess they gave her one of the airwolf
jumpsuits and Dom is going to take her off
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:to buy clothes because women be shopping.
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:Beth: And they totally aren't gonna
think about asking dudes who are
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:actually in the Air Force at the Star
Trek convention they happen to be at,
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:where they got their cute costume.
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:That
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:Glo: we have to explain
this for the audience, guys.
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:Beth: didn't happen.
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:Laura: I mean, so I don't know,
did we figure out what was
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:going on at the
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:Glo: did.
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:So, at the beginning of Star Trek
Las Vegas, where Laura, Beth, and
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:myself, Glow, went, we, at the
beginning of the conference, saw
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:these guys in just amazing jumpsuits.
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:And being in jumpsuits are,
is not out of Star Trek canon.
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:Laura: Right,
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:like, Enterprise is all
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:Glo: Right.
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:Beth: I thought they were like dudes
who were cosplaying as Enterprise.
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:And the first guy I saw was very
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:handsome.
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:Glo: were good looking
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:Beth: thought he was I thought they were
the paid cosplayers who take the actors
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:out on stage during their panels, right?
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:Glo: The vibe was just off enough
where you're like, no, these guys
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:seem like they mean business.
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:Yes.
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:Laura: Yeah, they
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:Beth: and then I saw one putting a
gun into a safe at the front desk
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:And I was just like, oh no.
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:Glo: I did see, because they were
good looking men, I did recognize one
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:that was out of the outfit and in, an
army shirt, so they were definitely in
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:sort, some sort of army or air force
or something like that, and It was
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:just funny because, you never know
who's cosplaying and who has their
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:actual big boy work pants on that day.
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:Beth, what was the coolest
part about their jumpsuits?
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:Please tell our audience.
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:Beth: Listen to me right now.
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:Come here.
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:Come closer to the mic.
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:This is so exciting.
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:Okay, so on their jumpsuits they
had these giant ass cargo pants.
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:You could fit like three
books in there a piece, right?
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:And they were mid calf
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:and they zipped up.
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:They were gorgeous.
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:Gorgeous.
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:Glo: Why was there a cargo
pocket on, like, their ankle?
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:Who knows?
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:But it looked really cool.
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:Beth: On both
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:sides too.
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:I mean, it was like dual pockets.
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:Glo: I'm sure somebody is pushing
up their glasses right now and
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:being like, um, actually that's the
pocket for their dispatch manual
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:Beth: yes.
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:Which is totally cute and fun.
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:Honestly it's probably Vic.
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:Vic probably
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:knows.
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:But,
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:Laura: though.
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:Beth: yeah, he'd say it in a nice way.
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:And you know what?
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:We can pretend they put manuals in there.
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:But we all know, we all know that
they put at least like five or six
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:Batman comics in one of those pockets.
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:You
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:never know You never know when you're
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:Glo: in a monster and I don't
know fluffy blanket for later.
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:I don't know.
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:Laura: some snacks.
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:Yeah,
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:Glo: snack pocket
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:Beth: mini Squishmallow.
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:long flights and cuddles
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:Glo: to Airwolf, though.
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:Beth: Then, let's see, I got so
distracted by the jumpsuit's cargo
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:pockets that I forgot where we
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:Glo: As one does.
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:Laura: So, Caitlyn shows
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:up.
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:Well.
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:String
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:is doing some maintenance, and she
hassles him about his maintenance skills.
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:I thought, I
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:got so excited, I thought she
was doing the Javert, because she
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:says that, she took her FMLA leave
to go find Airwolf, basically.
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:Beth: Yeah, I believe her exact
words were, Since you shot up the
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:town, , I took a leave of absence.
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:Laura: Mhm.
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:Beth: And she's so chill about it,
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:Glo: And it also shows us, too,
that for the last couple of
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:episodes, she's not been in them.
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:Laura: Mhm.
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:Glo: So I wonder
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:Beth: Yeah, and that we just
Shot back in to Aerowulf.
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:We shot out of Aerowulf at the first
episode, Shot back in when she happens to
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:return, Which I think is very fun.
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:Laura: Mhm.
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:Glo: don't really want
Airwolf without her anymore.
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:She is lovely.
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:Laura: Yeah.
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:Beth: Yeah, she handles
this whole episode very
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:chilly, considering what
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:happens.
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:Laura: Did you notice the,
super melancholy, sad music that
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:immediately cuts in when she tells
him that they found the plot device
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:friend dead in the desert and they
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:brought back his remains?
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:Beth: Yeah, that was so
intense, especially because
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:right before that, right?
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:He recognizes who she is, and his
face fucking lights up, dude.
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:He is hype.
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:He looks like me every time Jafar comes
through the door at the end of the day.
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:Like, Hell yeah, dude!
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:Glo: So his friend has been
most dangerous gamed, I assume.
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:yeah,
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:Beth: yeah,
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:Laura: makes me
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:Beth: Yeah, his friend dead.
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:But she brought back the body for
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:him.
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:, then the melancholy music comes in.
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:Glo: She says, I don't want to
be a flying meter maid anymore.
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:That stupid sheriff got to her head.
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:Beth: yep.
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:Glo: Mm hmm.
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:Laura: ceilinged in
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:Texas, but I'm not surprised.
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:For
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:Beth: Yeah, seriously,
especially in that town.
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:My
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:god.
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:Laura: sure.
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:For
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:Beth: So then she changes the subject
and is just like, So, where's that
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:black battleship with the rotors?
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:And he's like, I don't know
what you're talking about.
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:And she's like, Wink!
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:I got it.
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:Okay.
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:And they drop it.
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:Laura: She's just great.
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:Beth: Dom and his niece are having lunch.
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:And, I think this is a
secret feminism a little bit.
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:Laura: Oh.
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:Oh.
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:Do tell.
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:Beth: well, I was pleasantly surprised
by how this conversation went.
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:Because,
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:Laura: Yes.
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:Mm hmm.
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:Mm
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:Beth: so her uncle's like, Well,
how'd you get into that situation?
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:And I'm sitting there like, Oh, I'm
so ready to hate this fucker for
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:the victim blaming that's totally
about to come out of his mouth.
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:And instead she's just like, Well, you
know, at the beginning he was super
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:charming, and he was really nice, and
he seemed really put together, and
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:then once, he had me basically in his
clutches and I was under his control,
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:he switched up and turned abusive,
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:and, , I feel dirty, and he was just
like, you're not dirty, You're young
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:and you didn't know any better and it's
your fault and we're still in:
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:So I think that that
was pretty progressive
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:Laura: Mm hmm.
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:Beth: the time period Yeah, especially
because we've seen him go i'm
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:old fashioned and ladies cook and
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:Glo: Mm
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:Laura: Mm hmm.
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:Yes.
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:No.
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:I did.
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:I was pleasantly surprised there.
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:Mm
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:Beth: Yeah
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:Glo: she was aggressively eating a salad.
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:So I'm not sure if women in this
universe only eat vegetables.
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:Going back to Gabrielle, right?
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:So we might want to watch for that.
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:Are women allowed to eat anything
but vegetables in this universe?
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:Laura: Great
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:Beth: Although, like, we don't we It might
have been like a chicken caesar situation.
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:We don't know.
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:Glo: Man, such progress in one scene.
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:Beth: Yeah, dude.
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:Laura: She bolts when she
sees somebody enter the
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:restaurant, that she thinks is Aaron's.
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:Glo: response.
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:Beth: Yeah.
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:Hello, PTSD, it's me, Holly.
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:But, yeah.
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:She runs out of there, and then she
says how, she thought she saw him, and
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:her uncle's like, No, it wasn't him,
and you're safe, and she's like, I feel
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:like I'm living this nightmare over and
over, and I want to know when it ends,
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:and Dom says, Little by little, in time.
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:Glo: Ooh.
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:Who hurt you, Dom?
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:Beth: Well, the war,
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:probably.
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:Laura: Yeah.
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:Beth: in like five
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:wars, you know, Cause it's 1980s,
and he's kind of older, and
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:yeah.
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:Laura: But it's also very
progressive of him at
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:this point in the 80s to, acknowledge
that and say little by little and
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:not just oh, you're going to be
fine, honey, pat, pat, pat, pat.
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:Beth: Yeah, or hey, have you
tried electroshock therapy?
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:Bite down on this popsicle stick , and
jam this knife into the outlet.
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:Let's go.
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:Laura: Yeah.
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:At this point, after this scene,
I wrote, she's doing some first
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:class, , repression, because when we
see Holly, like, when she greets Dom
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:and they're about to go get clothes
and they're here in this restaurant.
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:She has a very, happy go lucky thing going
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:on, like, hee hee hee.
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:Oh, I'm so happy to be free.
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:I'm happy to be back in America.
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:Or,
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:I don't even know if she's
back in America, because she's
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:supposedly from Argentina.
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:But,
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:Beth: Yeah, that's a
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:Laura: she's like, oh,
everything's so great, but then
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:she has her little freak out.
499
:And I was like, okay, so
she's just, doing a real.
500
:I'm fine
501
:act, I guess, you know, but,
502
:we'll, we'll see about that.
503
:Mm
504
:Beth: Caesar salads are fucking bomb?
505
:I don't know.
506
:Also it's kind of dancing
around PTSD, not just from war.
507
:Which I think is pretty
progressive for:
508
:Laura: Yeah.
509
:That a woman could experience it
from her situation with a man.
510
:Maybe not the most widely
acknowledged idea at this time.
511
:Beth: Yeah, because I think that
they just stopped calling PTSD
512
:not too long before the 80s.
513
:It used to be shell shock and
514
:Laura: Mm hmm.
515
:Mm hmm.
516
:Beth: so, I think it's pretty
cool that they put that in there.
517
:But anyway, This is Airwolf, so of
course we go from PTSD to a funeral.
518
:Glo: Diagnosis was first given in 1980.
519
:Beth: yeah, so super new.
520
:Super new.
521
:Laura: Yeah, good to
522
:know.
523
:Mm hmm.
524
:Beth: So of course we're
immediately going to a funeral.
525
:It's the funeral for, Stringfellow's
friend o who got shot by the sheriff.
526
:Laura: Who we haven't even
mentioned his name in this
527
:episode, have we?
528
:Beth: know.
529
:Yeah.
530
:Glo: I have to go back to my old notes.
531
:Laura: I think it's
Blake, James, James Blake.
532
:Beth: Jimmy
533
:Blake.
534
:Yeah, James Blake.
535
:Mm
536
:Laura: Yeah, we
537
:put it together.
538
:But they never actually say
that in this episode, guys.
539
:Beth: No, they don't.
540
:And then Holly kinda This
is I feel like, the first red
541
:flag with Holly a little bit.
542
:Laura: Yeah.
543
:Beth: That she's like,
sorry your friend's dead.
544
:You want to come out and party me?
545
:Laura: You should keep on living.
546
:With me.
547
:Beth: Yeah, and it was one of those
where I ignored it as a red flag
548
:because I was like, maybe she's just
being like a weird, she's like 20
549
:and maybe she's just sheltered and
doesn't know what to do other than,
550
:hey, maybe we go hang out or something,
551
:Laura: Yeah.
552
:No, I was like, mm, she's not okay.
553
:This is a not okay person, but I mean,
554
:Beth: Yeah.
555
:Laura: as far as we know, PTSD,
556
:she's motivated by weird things at this
time, so I didn't think anything of it.
557
:I did get kind of mad at Dom for getting
mad at Caitlin calling a spade a spade.
558
:Beth: Yeah, she wasn't being a
dick and he acted like she said
559
:the most offensive thing ever
560
:Laura: basically all she said
about Holly was like, Oh,
561
:she's clearly hitting on him.
562
:And Dom got pretty mad about it.
563
:Beth: Yeah.
564
:And Tom's just like, How dare you
insinuate what's happening is happening?
565
:Ah!
566
:Laura: Exactly.
567
:How dare you have eyes that can see?
568
:Beth: How dare you be perceptive
and use critical thinking skills?
569
:Laura: Women aren't supposed to do that.
570
:That's upsetting to Dom.
571
:Beth: that's true.
572
:I don't know.
573
:I feel like he's growing in this episode.
574
:Maybe not.
575
:Laura: do.
576
:No,
577
:I think, , growth is
an incremental process.
578
:For
579
:Beth: It is.
580
:And it's not linear, I think.
581
:Laura: Right, right.
582
:So Caitlyn and Holly talk for a bit while
Caitlyn is setting up to do a stunt.
583
:Her
584
:first stunt.
585
:Holly uses this time to make sure
that Caitlyn and String aren't dating.
586
:Uh
587
:Glo: thing that I put down for this too,
is does this, episode or honestly the
588
:entire show past the Bechdel test at all.
589
:And I don't think this
episode does at all.
590
:I don't think this episode does because
they're only talking about Stringfellow.
591
:Beth: Yeah.
592
:Laura: I don't think
that's Caitlyn's choice.
593
:I think Holly keeps
594
:doing it
595
:Holly is the reason it fails.
596
:Beth: I think Caitlyn would
pass the Bechdel test.
597
:I think Holly will never.
598
:Glo: You heard it here, guys.
599
:Let's wait for Caitlin to break through
and pass the Bechdel test for us.
600
:Laura: Alright, we're
601
:Beth: But then
602
:Laura: a watch.
603
:Beth: Yes, but then Dom rolls
up in the most iconic yellow
604
:jumpsuit I have ever witnessed.
605
:It's shiny and gold.
606
:Laura: Still not clear
why he's wearing it.
607
:It doesn't get a mention
of being part of the
608
:movie or the Yeah.
609
:Beth: and he's not even the one flying the
610
:copter.
611
:Laura: Nope.
612
:Yeah.
613
:Beth: I do want one though.
614
:I need it.
615
:And then Caitlin and Stringfellow
are taking a set to prep
616
:for Caitlin's first stunt.
617
:They want it done in one take.
618
:and then, this worker bee who was
questioned by Aaron's henchmen earlier,
619
:gets to set and wants to talk to
Dom urgently, but Dom waves him off.
620
:Laura: Mm hmm.
621
:Of course.
622
:Dom is busy.
623
:Beth: Yes.
624
:But then, my favorite trope of
all time, like one of my very
625
:favorite tropes, happens.
626
:Caitlin and Stringfellow are forced
to make out for the sake of the movie
627
:TM.
628
:Laura: It's still not totally clear.
629
:Why
630
:Beth: I,
631
:Glo: Because I don't think
632
:Beth: you know what?
633
:I love it so much.
634
:Glo: Like
635
:Beth: No.
636
:No, they're
637
:Laura: guys.
638
:Beth: And they're like, oh, really, sell
it, and then, oh, god, my favorite part.
639
:When, in the trope, they're kissing
and then they realize, they really
640
:enjoy kissing each other and then,
the music swells and the director's
641
:yelling cut and they don't hear it
because they're just so into each other.
642
:Oh,
643
:Glo: and Holly be creepin
644
:Beth: Holly.
645
:Be creepin
646
:yeah, there's some scrote face,
647
:you know, she, she looks
sprinkled and angry.
648
:Then, Caitlin, gets in her
helicopter and takes off, and
649
:the director's all like, Dive!
650
:Dive!
651
:Yeah.
652
:Laura: What does she call
653
:it?
654
:She calls it cyclic.
655
:Glo: that
656
:Beth: I was just referring to it
657
:as a
658
:stick
659
:Glo: like
660
:Laura: Yeah, the stick
661
:shift.
662
:I mean, we can
663
:call it that for sure.
664
:The stick shift doesn't, it,
she says when she gets in it,
665
:Oh, it feels a little tight,
666
:And then,
667
:Beth: Let me see, yeah.
668
:Which, you know, I'm no mechanic,
but I thought that the stick
669
:thingy would
670
:jam
671
:if the
672
:bolt was
673
:Glo: We kind of see
674
:the
675
:bolt.
676
:Beth: loose.
677
:Laura: The, the
678
:Beth: But I don't know
anything about helicopters.
679
:Cause they scare me.
680
:Laura: Yeah,
681
:same.
682
:But the director is loving it.
683
:He is loving her mortal
684
:peril.
685
:Glo: cuz it looks good It's
looking really good.
686
:Laura: She manages to get the chopper down
687
:Beth: Anything for the shot, baby!
688
:Laura: like
689
:Glo: like a, a Roman period piece
or something, cause there's,
690
:being, you know, servants,
691
:Laura: yeah, fun.
692
:Exactly.
693
:Beth: Yeah.
694
:and who are, you know, flee.
695
:Uh.
696
:Yeah, and then she kinda, And
then she gets out, and she's
697
:like, upset, and know, she
698
:And Dom and Stringfellow come like,
what the fuck are you like, you know,
699
:well, This was clearly, tampered
And he's like, you're wrong.
700
:of
701
:him.
702
:Glo: But then they find
703
:wrench
704
:Beth: you know, I'm, I'm perfect and
nothing I do is, can ever be wrong.
705
:How dare you?
706
:Um, and so on this.
707
:tampered Um, you know, then
the henchmen, of course, show
708
:up, so you're like, Ah, yeah.
709
:It was the errands guy.
710
:Of course it was the errands guy.
711
:Shady cryptkeeper.
712
:Always the Um,
713
:But yeah, and uh, yeah, so then, you know,
714
:Laura: It was a good through
the, through the sets.
715
:Beth: they hop in their car
716
:and they zoom off
717
:Laura: Um, so,
718
:Dominic go
719
:to like, known business?
720
:He has, like, a
721
:known business in
722
:town.
723
:Glo: It was so weird.
724
:why are they at, like, these docks or or
725
:Laura: Right?
726
:Beth: Which is weird,
727
:right?
728
:Yeah, especially because like
the detective was like, yeah that
729
:dude's shady and we a single like
plainclothes officer anywhere
730
:like
731
:Laura: Uh huh.
732
:Yeah, yeah, and so they just
733
:tell him,
734
:Beth: I'm an associate!
735
:I'm an associate of
736
:Laura: to do
737
:Beth: You can talk to me!
738
:Glo: Yeah, and it just so happens that
they, the second person they talk to is
739
:somebody who can directly talk to Aaron's.
740
:I don't
741
:Beth: yeah, for somebody with a large
corporation, or a large nefarious business
742
:dude is very close with
a lot of his people.
743
:Which is like, good for him, I guess.
744
:Like,
745
:Glo: Mm
746
:Laura: I guess.
747
:I don't know.
748
:It's not clear what this business
749
:does.
750
:It's just some
751
:Beth: Yeah.
752
:Are they?
753
:We don't know.
754
:Swallow this balloon.
755
:Laura: So,
756
:Holly,
757
:Beth: balloon, you get
a pizza party on me.
758
:Laura: Caitlin on her ability
to play it cool in front of
759
:Holly's obvious superiority.
760
:She's just like, Oh, you know,
you're taking it so well that
761
:I'm
762
:here.
763
:Yeah.
764
:Yeah.
765
:Beth: Like, Even?
766
:And Caitlyn
767
:She really, yeah, she does give pick
768
:me.
769
:and Caitlyn is girl.
770
:Like, to the end, you know?
771
:Um, yeah, and like, you know, that
772
:Glo: and because
773
:Beth: I don't like that trope.
774
:The women themselves
775
:against each for a man thing.
776
:That's my
777
:Glo: just like, I met him like a
778
:week ago.
779
:clear that.
780
:Like even at
781
:this point, you know, even after the kiss
782
:and whatever she's still
like, I don't know.
783
:I just met the
784
:dude
785
:Laura: and Holly, sorry, and Holly is so
young that Caitlin's just kind of like,
786
:I've been a state trooper,
787
:like I don't, I don't need this man,
why are you, what, what are you doing?
788
:Beth: Holly is just focused
on this man and nothing
789
:else.
790
:And yeah, and Caitlin almost like hyper
focuses on their professional relationship
791
:in a so hard that, she can't even figure
out what Holly's trying to say half
792
:the time,
793
:Glo: Mm
794
:Laura: Dom and Strain get back
just the same time about as a
795
:mysterious delivery arrives.
796
:And it's so funny to me that
Holly and Dom both, we know why
797
:Holly
798
:doesn't, but Dom
799
:does not clock this as a bad
800
:thing.
801
:You know, Holly's supposed to
802
:be like in hiding, who's sending her
803
:packages,
804
:like,
805
:Glo: was only Stringfellow who was
like, mm, hold back, don't open
806
:Laura: uh huh.
807
:Glo: from someone we don't know, and
Dom's like, oh, let me sign for it.
808
:Beth: And like, yeah, Strickfellow's
like shaking it around and stuff and
809
:I was like, oh my god, give me it.
810
:And she opens it and it's this
poor little tarantula who's been
811
:shipped from Mexico in a dark ass box
812
:Laura: Mm hmm.
813
:is a beautiful tarantula.
814
:This is the Mexican red kneed tarantula.
815
:It is They're actually endangered now.
816
:I don't know if they were in the 80s,
but they've become endangered because
817
:of, uh, they're so pretty, right?
818
:That people take them from the
wild and try to raise them and
819
:stuff, and now they're endangered.
820
:So It hurt my feelings when
Dom stomped the spider.
821
:Hehehehe
822
:Glo: are you a tarantula
person or did you just
823
:look that up for us?
824
:Laura: no, my son
825
:was hyper fixated on spiders
at a very young age, so I know
826
:a lot about various spiders.
827
:Glo: Wow That's so
828
:Beth: on surviving my nightmare.
829
:That is also very cool.
830
:though.
831
:Laura: I mean, it's really pretty
cool when your four year old is
832
:like telling you the parts of the
spider and can say cephalothorax like
833
:with
834
:very understandably.
835
:Glo: That is really cool.
836
:Laura: So you kind of lean
into it, you let them have the
837
:thing, you know?
838
:Glo: So he was a spider kid.
839
:All
840
:Laura: Mm hmm.
841
:He's the weird kid a little bit.
842
:Glo: it's okay.
843
:Laura: All right.
844
:Somebody's gotta do it.
845
:Beth: We love the weird kid.
846
:I think all of us were the weird kid.
847
:Laura: Yeah.
848
:Yeah, yeah.
849
:Beth: So,
850
:Laura: This podcast loves the weird kid.
851
:Beth: yeah.
852
:Glo: Thank you weird kids for listening in
853
:Beth: Yeah,
854
:Glo: Stringfellow says,
I'll take her to the
855
:cabin.
856
:Laura: Yeah.
857
:Let's go to the eagle cabin.
858
:Glo: Oh.
859
:my gosh guys, I literally put
in my notes this effing eagle.
860
:Like we know they're back at the
cabin because that stupid eagle
861
:is flying overhead, wondering
where his cello is or whatever.
862
:Yeah.
863
:Beth: who is now a main character.
864
:I don't make the rules, man.
865
:Laura: You know who else is there?
866
:Tet.
867
:Tet.
868
:we don't see anywhere but the
869
:cabin.
870
:Beth: the f does he just live at the
871
:cap well, we do yeah, cause
he can make his own dinner or
872
:whatever.
873
:Glo: yeah, I literally put in my notes.
874
:Oh, look the neglected
875
:dog.
876
:Laura: He
877
:looks pretty good for all the neglect.
878
:Beth: steak.
879
:Yeah.
880
:He's no longer looking up women's
881
:skirts, so, there's been
growth for Tet as well.
882
:Glo: They're at a romantic fire.
883
:Laura: Yeah, why
884
:Beth: And they're like, real close.
885
:Laura: Why are
886
:we sitting on pillows by the fire, Hawk?
887
:what are you doing?
888
:What are you doing?
889
:Uh
890
:Beth: a little around her,
891
:Laura: huh, uh huh.
892
:Mm
893
:Glo: Right and like she's in he
like she goes in for a kiss and
894
:he's like, what are you doing?
895
:Beth: Well before, though, before
we get there, they have an exchange
896
:where he says something about, Dom or
something like completely unrelated to
897
:Caitlin and she says you have nice
friends and he says I do you know
898
:and it's kind of like hell yeah my
899
:life's pretty cool
900
:Laura: mm hmm.
901
:Beth: and she's just like especially
Caitlin and he's like yeah she's
902
:very nice you know and she's
like well she's not for you
903
:Laura: huh.
904
:Glo: Yeah.
905
:And he's like, I wasn't
even thinking that, my dude.
906
:Beth: yeah and then she leans
in for the kiss like what
907
:Laura: Yeah, yeah, all of Hawk's,
alarm bells should be going off here.
908
:Doo doo doo doo doo
909
:Glo: Because our alarm bells
are going off now, right?
910
:Laura: Mm
911
:Beth: Now, at this point, I'm
sitting here like, Holly, you wild!
912
:Glo: Yeah.
913
:What's going on with this girl?
914
:Beth: Um, and he does kind of like,
handle it very classily, especially
915
:for him.
916
:Laura: hmm.
917
:Glo: hmm.
918
:Laura: But I do feel like he led her on a
little bit with this whole setup in here.
919
:Like, she is,
920
:Glo: by the fire?
921
:Laura: yes.
922
:And she's like half his age, because
Stringfell is in his 40s, right?
923
:Right?
924
:Like, he's gotta
925
:be, right?
926
:And
927
:Glo: up while we talk.
928
:At least what, what the main what
the main character or the actor's
929
:Laura: Yeah.
930
:That'll be fine for me.
931
:I
932
:just I feel like he's supposed to
be in his 40s, but you never know.
933
:Sometimes, they aged differently
back then, it felt like, you know?
934
:Beth: Yeah, everyone, everyone
who's in their 20s look like they
935
:were in their 40s, so I just don't
936
:Laura: Mm
937
:Glo: Okay, Airwolf went on the air when?
938
:Beth: 84.
939
:Glo: so he's, he's exactly 40 in
940
:this show.
941
:Beth: Okay.
942
:Laura: So, she is about
half his age, like,
943
:if she's having wine, she's
probably at least 21, right?
944
:But, he's been,
945
:, keeping her a tiny bit at arm's
length throughout the show.
946
:So, why would you set this up in
this cabin this way, unless you were,
947
:keeping your options open, you know?
948
:Glo: Mm
949
:Beth: Yeah.
950
:And like, he, okay, and when they kiss,
951
:Laura: Mm hmm.
952
:Beth: it's not like he
blows away immediately.
953
:He's clearly, seeing where
it goes for a minute there.
954
:Laura: He doesn't immediately push
her away, like he should have.
955
:Ha, ha.
956
:Glo: Mm hmm.
957
:Beth: Yeah, he gets into it a
958
:little.
959
:And then he
960
:pushes her
961
:away.
962
:And then she
963
:Says, Okay, uh,
964
:Let's not do this.
965
:And she, goes, Oh, it's
because of Caitlin, isn't it?
966
:And then she storms off.
967
:Laura: Yeah, she just , runs into the
woods, but he follows and tries to
968
:apologize.
969
:Kind of.
970
:Glo: Yeah.
971
:Laura: But she just walks away and we cut
to Dom and Caitlin starting to head out.
972
:Beth: And he's going, hey, this is
a no fly zone, so like, don't fly in
973
:there.
974
:And then she's like, cool, I forgot this
thing, can you start the helicopter up?
975
:And, she runs inside for whatever,
and he starts it up, and it's
976
:clear that it's been tampered with
977
:again?
978
:Glo: Mm hmm.
979
:Beth: We think.
980
:Glo: It's like gasoline or oil
dripping somewhere that's hot
981
:and then it starts smoking.
982
:Beth: And then FIGA.
983
:Yeah.
984
:And then
985
:she just comes out just in time
and is all like, Dom, get the
986
:fuck out of there, whatcha doin?
987
:And he's like, oh no!
988
:Apparently I can't spell anything!
989
:COVID was alive in 1984!
990
:And he gets out just in time
for, the helicopter to explode.
991
:So you're running a helicopter business.
992
:Laura: Oh, sure.
993
:Beth: Those are expensive,
994
:one
995
:would think.
996
:And, you're now down two
helicopters, essentially, right?
997
:Glo: And, I mean, side note as well, in a
998
:meta sense, they must have had a
decent budget for this show because
999
:that was a really cool explosion
and there was at least a helicopter
:
00:38:57,865 --> 00:38:59,845
shell on fire, which was pretty
:
00:38:59,845 --> 00:39:00,385
sweet.
:
00:39:01,390 --> 00:39:11,150
Beth: One could say in this episode that
cool girls do in fact look at explosions.
:
00:39:12,809 --> 00:39:14,629
Laura: And analyze them in detail.
:
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:16,410
Beth: Yes.
:
00:39:17,100 --> 00:39:18,260
Over and over again.
:
00:39:18,310 --> 00:39:22,760
We cut to Dom and Stringfellow
yelling at the same detective as
:
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:26,620
they were yelling at before, saying
that he should arrest Aarons for the
:
00:39:26,620 --> 00:39:29,060
helicopter tampering, part one and two.
:
00:39:29,060 --> 00:39:34,140
So, detectives says they have no
proof that he did this, and so he
:
00:39:34,140 --> 00:39:39,070
can't, you know, and the detective's
whole thing is, he's, this dude's
:
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:40,760
doing like nefarious gangster
:
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:41,650
things, right?
:
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:47,360
And so, he needs an airtight case
on something this guy has done.
:
00:39:47,430 --> 00:39:51,865
And it has to be airtight because
he's slithery and he's got a
:
00:39:51,865 --> 00:39:54,655
ton of people who will get him
out of the bind if he needs it.
:
00:39:55,355 --> 00:39:58,835
So he can't just go on, oh I
suspect this dude blew up a couple
:
00:39:58,835 --> 00:40:02,755
helicopters, it's got to be like
there was murderous intent here.
:
00:40:03,104 --> 00:40:04,004
Laura: I'm just saying.
:
00:40:04,944 --> 00:40:05,724
Taxes.
:
00:40:05,724 --> 00:40:07,444
Somebody Look at the taxes!
:
00:40:08,550 --> 00:40:10,150
Beth: Look at this man's text.
:
00:40:10,460 --> 00:40:12,260
Follow the numbers.
:
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:16,730
Glo: Follow Laura's new
podcast, Look at the Taxes.
:
00:40:17,110 --> 00:40:17,490
Beth: Yes.
:
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:19,240
Forensic accounting with
:
00:40:19,260 --> 00:40:20,030
Laura.
:
00:40:20,184 --> 00:40:22,704
Laura: there's probably, that podcast
is probably already out there.
:
00:40:22,714 --> 00:40:23,834
Go, just go find that one.
:
00:40:24,097 --> 00:40:25,490
Glo: Mm hmm.
:
00:40:25,610 --> 00:40:26,680
Beth: I kind of want to find it.
:
00:40:26,690 --> 00:40:27,790
This is really interesting.
:
00:40:27,790 --> 00:40:30,100
Laura: So they get a call from Mr.
:
00:40:30,140 --> 00:40:36,040
Aarons and just decide to accept
it and he wants to meet them, which
:
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:38,110
they also accept for some reason.
:
00:40:38,110 --> 00:40:40,960
Beth: Yeah, everyone's real chill about
this whole, , Oh, you've been trying to
:
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:41,530
kill us?
:
00:40:42,130 --> 00:40:45,990
Yes, so come meet me at
this undisclosed, isolated
:
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:46,650
location.
:
00:40:46,650 --> 00:40:47,200
And They're like,
:
00:40:47,205 --> 00:40:47,955
Glo: police!
:
00:40:48,660 --> 00:40:51,210
Beth: They're like, Okay, what
kind of coffee you want, girl?
:
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:54,540
Like, we're gonna stop for fraps, so
:
00:40:57,754 --> 00:40:58,154
Laura: Yeah?
:
00:40:58,204 --> 00:41:03,064
we're just going to take our super
secret military grade helicopter to this
:
00:41:03,074 --> 00:41:06,204
meeting with a drug kingpin bad guy.
:
00:41:06,224 --> 00:41:07,024
What could go wrong?
:
00:41:07,894 --> 00:41:09,584
In a
:
00:41:09,730 --> 00:41:13,800
Beth: installed, , a gel light, so if
you want mani pedi time, while we discuss
:
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:17,555
how you keep trying to kill us and
we'd really appreciate it if you didn't
:
00:41:17,555 --> 00:41:18,005
anymore.
:
00:41:18,255 --> 00:41:19,395
That's totally doable!
:
00:41:19,395 --> 00:41:24,405
They go to meet and Holly's like, where
everybody go, and then the assistant
:
00:41:24,405 --> 00:41:28,895
guy tells her and Caitlyn that they
went to meet with Aaron's and she
:
00:41:28,955 --> 00:41:32,575
kind of overreacts in a weird shady
:
00:41:32,575 --> 00:41:33,075
way.
:
00:41:33,304 --> 00:41:33,954
Laura: weird way.
:
00:41:33,954 --> 00:41:36,164
Beth: And Caitlyn's like, no,
it'll be fine, don't worry.
:
00:41:36,474 --> 00:41:40,394
And she turns around and she's
Stringfellow and I got busy last
:
00:41:40,394 --> 00:41:42,574
night, and now he wants to marry
:
00:41:42,574 --> 00:41:43,114
me.
:
00:41:43,379 --> 00:41:44,699
Glo: Yeah.
:
00:41:45,694 --> 00:41:48,364
Beth: And
:
00:41:49,928 --> 00:41:54,198
Laura: Yeah, Katelyn is just like,
I don't think that's my business.
:
00:41:54,238 --> 00:41:56,018
Why are you telling me your business?
:
00:41:56,018 --> 00:42:03,178
Yeah,
:
00:42:03,374 --> 00:42:05,234
Beth: known each other for a day.
:
00:42:05,274 --> 00:42:07,304
This is so weird.
:
00:42:07,509 --> 00:42:09,019
Glo: like me and Stringfellowhawk.
:
00:42:09,914 --> 00:42:10,504
Beth: Yeah.
:
00:42:12,984 --> 00:42:14,114
And just like you and Strickfellowhawk.
:
00:42:14,994 --> 00:42:16,304
So like, why is he trying to
:
00:42:16,304 --> 00:42:16,804
marry you?
:
00:42:16,979 --> 00:42:17,549
Glo: Yep.
:
00:42:18,798 --> 00:42:22,978
Laura: It's a wonder that Katelyn chooses
to stay and work with these people.
:
00:42:23,038 --> 00:42:23,428
What?
:
00:42:24,424 --> 00:42:26,624
Beth: Yeah, this is wild.
:
00:42:26,624 --> 00:42:29,544
This is a wild first week of work.
:
00:42:29,594 --> 00:42:30,664
Glo: For part time.
:
00:42:30,664 --> 00:42:32,094
She doesn't even get a full time
:
00:42:32,268 --> 00:42:32,828
Laura: Uh huh.
:
00:42:33,028 --> 00:42:33,408
Uh huh.
:
00:42:34,128 --> 00:42:37,808
Oh, and, Holly's like, oh, we
didn't, you and I didn't like each
:
00:42:37,808 --> 00:42:39,228
other at first, and it's like,
:
00:42:39,258 --> 00:42:41,918
I'm pretty sure that was
just one sided, girlfriend.
:
00:42:41,988 --> 00:42:43,598
I'm pretty sure that was just you.
:
00:42:44,574 --> 00:42:45,104
Glo: Yep.
:
00:42:45,489 --> 00:42:47,139
Beth: was neutral
:
00:42:47,378 --> 00:42:47,848
Laura: Uh huh.
:
00:42:48,348 --> 00:42:48,679
Yeah.
:
00:42:48,679 --> 00:42:50,999
Glo: Wasn't even thinking
about Holly, let's just be
:
00:42:51,342 --> 00:42:51,762
Laura: yeah,
:
00:42:51,833 --> 00:42:53,683
Beth: yeah, she was not a blip on the
:
00:42:53,683 --> 00:42:54,303
radar.
:
00:42:54,359 --> 00:42:57,259
She was transporting a body back to his
:
00:42:57,269 --> 00:42:57,889
friend,
:
00:42:59,749 --> 00:43:01,059
Glo: Very romantic.
:
00:43:01,188 --> 00:43:01,738
Laura: Yeah.
:
00:43:01,829 --> 00:43:02,289
Glo: friend.
:
00:43:02,868 --> 00:43:03,128
Laura: Yeah,
:
00:43:03,128 --> 00:43:06,518
Glo: but I also love that Caitlin,
when she shows up for Stringfellow,
:
00:43:06,528 --> 00:43:09,898
he's underneath the helicopter, right?
:
00:43:10,218 --> 00:43:14,548
And she makes fun of him, and she's
definitely not dressed up or anything.
:
00:43:14,548 --> 00:43:18,258
She has a Dallas Cowboys
hat on, and she's just her.
:
00:43:19,387 --> 00:43:21,577
Beth: And he doesn't even
recognize her at first.
:
00:43:21,587 --> 00:43:24,047
That's how little interaction they had.
:
00:43:24,047 --> 00:43:26,157
Ha Ha ha ha ha
:
00:43:26,258 --> 00:43:30,028
Glo: that, or maybe that's how many
hot girls he saves every couple of
:
00:43:30,028 --> 00:43:30,568
weeks.
:
00:43:30,621 --> 00:43:34,091
Laura: It's going through the mental
Rolodex of Oh crap, which one are you?
:
00:43:34,091 --> 00:43:44,581
So
:
00:43:44,778 --> 00:43:49,788
Glo: he, like, just turn around
and be like, eh, not this week.
:
00:43:49,788 --> 00:43:54,738
Oh,
:
00:43:54,757 --> 00:43:57,167
Beth: one of her eyes is
slightly off kilter.
:
00:44:00,017 --> 00:44:04,027
Caitlyn's, again, super classy about
it, and then she's like, I gotta go
:
00:44:04,027 --> 00:44:08,607
home, but first, I wanna say goodbye to
Stringfellow at his cabin, and Caitlyn,
:
00:44:08,617 --> 00:44:15,007
being a girl's girl, is like, sure babe,
hop in, I'll get you there, and then,
:
00:44:15,041 --> 00:44:16,071
Laura: also makes sense,
:
00:44:16,121 --> 00:44:17,501
to take her back to the cabin,
:
00:44:17,521 --> 00:44:17,941
right?
:
00:44:17,971 --> 00:44:24,106
That's where There's relative safety, so
I could see just being like, Okay, well,
:
00:44:24,276 --> 00:44:25,596
while they're figuring shit out,
:
00:44:25,606 --> 00:44:27,376
let's just go hide for a minute.
:
00:44:27,376 --> 00:44:30,536
Beth: And probably, were I
Caitlyn, and I'd heard all these
:
00:44:30,546 --> 00:44:31,686
tales about this really cool
:
00:44:31,686 --> 00:44:32,166
cabin,
:
00:44:32,305 --> 00:44:32,645
Laura: Mm hmm.
:
00:44:32,846 --> 00:44:34,426
Beth: and this coo and this dog.
:
00:44:35,097 --> 00:44:36,267
Glo: yeah, Caitlin hasn't been to the
:
00:44:36,267 --> 00:44:37,017
cabin.
:
00:44:37,235 --> 00:44:37,675
Laura: yet.
:
00:44:38,106 --> 00:44:41,466
Beth: I kinda, wanna go out
of curiosity to meet that
:
00:44:41,466 --> 00:44:42,086
dog.
:
00:44:42,146 --> 00:44:44,236
There's a lot of foliage and a dog to
:
00:44:44,236 --> 00:44:44,626
pet.
:
00:44:44,826 --> 00:44:45,866
Like, yeah.
:
00:44:46,025 --> 00:44:47,205
Laura: Mm hmm, mm hmm.
:
00:44:47,256 --> 00:44:47,756
Beth: But anyway.
:
00:44:47,756 --> 00:44:49,666
So they hop in, and take off.
:
00:44:49,666 --> 00:44:50,546
While they're doing that,
:
00:44:50,596 --> 00:44:52,416
We find out the story.
:
00:44:52,916 --> 00:44:57,866
, cause at this point, Stringfellow and Dom
have flown Airwolf out to meet Aaron's.
:
00:44:57,866 --> 00:45:00,476
And, to figure out what he wants.
:
00:45:00,506 --> 00:45:02,496
And he's like, listen,
this is what I want.
:
00:45:02,506 --> 00:45:07,596
I want my accounts book, and I
want to never see Holly ever again.
:
00:45:08,066 --> 00:45:09,226
Like, ever again.
:
00:45:09,236 --> 00:45:09,866
She cray.
:
00:45:09,866 --> 00:45:10,411
Okay.
:
00:45:10,442 --> 00:45:11,052
Glo: hmm.
:
00:45:11,801 --> 00:45:15,321
Beth: And they're like,
record scratch, hold on, what?
:
00:45:16,011 --> 00:45:16,221
Yeah.
:
00:45:16,392 --> 00:45:18,612
Glo: You're not obsessed with
her and trying to get her
:
00:45:18,612 --> 00:45:18,852
back?
:
00:45:19,531 --> 00:45:21,231
Beth: Yeah, and he's like, no!
:
00:45:21,261 --> 00:45:23,651
She cut the brake line on my car!
:
00:45:23,811 --> 00:45:25,161
You keep her!
:
00:45:25,211 --> 00:45:28,621
Laura: I wish they had shown this
accounts book that apparently she
:
00:45:28,621 --> 00:45:33,551
stole, I guess the idea is that,
because she makes Stringfellow wait
:
00:45:33,571 --> 00:45:39,771
while she grabs her coat when they're
leaving the Mexican mansion, and I guess
:
00:45:39,771 --> 00:45:40,771
it was in the coat.
:
00:45:41,091 --> 00:45:41,711
I don't know.
:
00:45:41,818 --> 00:45:43,998
Beth: I would think,
because she probably at
:
00:45:43,998 --> 00:45:46,478
that point, knew that she
was going to be rescued or
:
00:45:46,478 --> 00:45:47,028
whatever.
:
00:45:47,618 --> 00:45:50,728
I went through this, because, , at
first I was picturing, a ledger.
:
00:45:51,162 --> 00:45:51,502
Laura: Mm
:
00:45:51,948 --> 00:45:54,438
Beth: But those are, big guys, you know?
:
00:45:54,788 --> 00:45:57,568
And then I was thinking, maybe he
means, different, like, , a little
:
00:45:57,568 --> 00:45:59,828
black book, of other nefarious
:
00:45:59,858 --> 00:46:00,548
business
:
00:46:00,558 --> 00:46:01,398
dudes
:
00:46:01,462 --> 00:46:01,942
Laura: It's all his
:
00:46:01,942 --> 00:46:02,812
passwords.
:
00:46:04,428 --> 00:46:08,488
Glo: did say his coded account
book, so I wonder if it was like the
:
00:46:08,488 --> 00:46:10,728
code breaking for his account book?
:
00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:11,038
I don't
:
00:46:11,038 --> 00:46:11,338
know.
:
00:46:11,572 --> 00:46:12,522
Laura: Yeah, okay.
:
00:46:12,812 --> 00:46:13,752
Yeah, maybe it's that.
:
00:46:15,048 --> 00:46:18,258
Beth: Maybe he has to have a password
if he wants to buy a lot of cocaine.
:
00:46:18,748 --> 00:46:21,288
I
:
00:46:21,558 --> 00:46:22,668
Glo: like an okay dude.
:
00:46:22,668 --> 00:46:23,028
Laura: Yeah.
:
00:46:23,864 --> 00:46:25,474
Beth: I feel like he's still a bad
:
00:46:25,474 --> 00:46:25,864
guy.
:
00:46:25,874 --> 00:46:27,634
He's just not trying to kill
:
00:46:27,634 --> 00:46:28,114
them.
:
00:46:28,134 --> 00:46:33,354
So he's less bad than we originally,
and he's not, hitting women.
:
00:46:33,454 --> 00:46:35,584
He's not going around
kidnapping and hitting women.
:
00:46:35,584 --> 00:46:36,734
So he's not as bad as he could
:
00:46:36,744 --> 00:46:38,044
be, maybe,
:
00:46:38,408 --> 00:46:38,848
Laura: Yeah.
:
00:46:38,948 --> 00:46:40,268
He tells us that
:
00:46:40,738 --> 00:46:42,278
Holly has always brought all the
:
00:46:42,278 --> 00:46:49,958
trouble upon herself, faked every threat
against her life, and uh oh, that doesn't
:
00:46:49,978 --> 00:46:51,938
seem good for what's happening right now.
:
00:46:52,498 --> 00:46:52,978
Uh,
:
00:46:53,224 --> 00:46:58,919
Beth: And that she tried to knife a
girl that he happened to, like, murder.
:
00:46:59,919 --> 00:47:04,469
Probably just make eye contact
with for five seconds or something.
:
00:47:05,308 --> 00:47:06,898
Laura: like a waitress or something.
:
00:47:07,574 --> 00:47:08,614
Glo: Yeah, a waitress.
:
00:47:08,634 --> 00:47:09,064
Yep.
:
00:47:09,694 --> 00:47:14,124
And sent herself fake
messages through mail.
:
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:16,769
Beth: And a dead cat through the
:
00:47:16,994 --> 00:47:17,544
Glo: cat.
:
00:47:17,544 --> 00:47:17,624
Yeah.
:
00:47:17,624 --> 00:47:18,224
Yeah.
:
00:47:18,244 --> 00:47:22,434
So we now know, if we piece this together.
:
00:47:23,009 --> 00:47:26,119
that she probably sent
herself that tarantula.
:
00:47:26,119 --> 00:47:26,749
Still
:
00:47:26,749 --> 00:47:27,379
not
:
00:47:27,379 --> 00:47:28,009
passing
:
00:47:28,023 --> 00:47:28,353
Laura: Very
:
00:47:28,353 --> 00:47:29,093
possible.
:
00:47:29,229 --> 00:47:31,759
Beth: rude because it
didn't have to die like
:
00:47:31,883 --> 00:47:32,083
Laura: Nope.
:
00:47:32,133 --> 00:47:35,843
Dom gets one punch in on
Aaron's, on his way out.
:
00:47:35,843 --> 00:47:37,013
Beth: But , eh, fair.
:
00:47:37,223 --> 00:47:37,643
I mean,
:
00:47:38,383 --> 00:47:40,193
not fair, but you're a boomer in the
:
00:47:40,213 --> 00:47:41,003
80s.
:
00:47:41,003 --> 00:47:42,943
Talking to another boomer in the 80s.
:
00:47:42,943 --> 00:47:45,353
You probably, that's how,
like, they express feelings.
:
00:47:45,383 --> 00:47:45,713
I don't
:
00:47:45,857 --> 00:47:46,217
Laura: Sure.
:
00:47:46,357 --> 00:47:46,647
Yeah.
:
00:47:46,957 --> 00:47:47,187
Yeah.
:
00:47:47,237 --> 00:47:49,937
Beth: So then we cut to Caitlin
flying Holly to the cabin.
:
00:47:49,937 --> 00:47:52,977
And then Holly says some truly crazy shit.
:
00:47:53,027 --> 00:47:55,007
Glo: Bechdel test.
:
00:47:55,537 --> 00:47:55,797
Beth: No.
:
00:47:55,971 --> 00:47:58,131
Laura: about how men always leave her
:
00:47:58,171 --> 00:48:01,761
and worrying about Stringfellow too, so.
:
00:48:02,032 --> 00:48:07,162
Beth: Yeah, and how men always leave her
because of GIRLS LIKE you to Caitlyn.
:
00:48:07,361 --> 00:48:07,681
Laura: huh.
:
00:48:07,691 --> 00:48:10,971
Glo: I have a direct quote,
I've had a lot of men close to
:
00:48:10,971 --> 00:48:13,011
me, but they never stay close.
:
00:48:13,011 --> 00:48:13,291
Laura: Yeah.
:
00:48:14,131 --> 00:48:15,971
Caitlin has bigger fish to fry.
:
00:48:16,191 --> 00:48:19,231
She's talking to the military
about where their restricted
:
00:48:19,231 --> 00:48:21,251
airspace is and getting out of it.
:
00:48:21,251 --> 00:48:25,611
Beth: Yes, and , the guy she's
talking to, very condescendingly
:
00:48:25,611 --> 00:48:27,741
tells her that it's a no no zone.
:
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:28,870
Laura: Yeah.
:
00:48:29,150 --> 00:48:29,440
Yeah.
:
00:48:30,061 --> 00:48:34,031
Beth: and then she has some,
very reasonable response to that.
:
00:48:34,541 --> 00:48:37,291
Like, oh, sorry, we'll,
head out or whatever.
:
00:48:37,531 --> 00:48:39,591
And he's like, you girls will never learn!
:
00:48:39,991 --> 00:48:41,781
And so then she calls him a chauvinist.
:
00:48:41,791 --> 00:48:43,311
She's like, chauvinist!
:
00:48:43,431 --> 00:48:43,781
Over and out!
:
00:48:45,710 --> 00:48:46,080
Laura: yeah
:
00:48:46,170 --> 00:48:47,290
I do like that.
:
00:48:47,941 --> 00:48:51,631
Beth: yeah, that pretty much
solidified my love for Caitlyn.
:
00:48:51,631 --> 00:48:54,941
Laura: But Holly's busy pulling
a gun out of her handbag.
:
00:48:55,777 --> 00:48:56,897
Glo: yeah
:
00:48:58,122 --> 00:49:00,782
Beth: you know Holly's
got a fuckin revolver.
:
00:49:00,782 --> 00:49:03,502
Like
:
00:49:03,502 --> 00:49:07,612
Glo: and meanwhile the guys at the air
control are like should we shoot him
:
00:49:07,612 --> 00:49:13,062
down should we not and the guy He says
quote what if it's not just a woman
:
00:49:13,302 --> 00:49:15,552
and the other guy says mother of God
:
00:49:16,916 --> 00:49:18,706
Beth: Like, What does that mean?
:
00:49:19,475 --> 00:49:19,615
Laura: if
:
00:49:19,892 --> 00:49:21,222
Glo: What if it's not just a
:
00:49:21,222 --> 00:49:21,832
woman?
:
00:49:22,186 --> 00:49:25,356
Beth: What if she's,
she's secretly the Kraken?
:
00:49:25,676 --> 00:49:27,416
Mother of God.
:
00:49:28,095 --> 00:49:28,645
Laura: What if it's
:
00:49:28,645 --> 00:49:29,045
worse?
:
00:49:29,065 --> 00:49:30,925
What if it's two women?
:
00:49:34,625 --> 00:49:34,945
God
:
00:49:34,945 --> 00:49:35,695
help us all.
:
00:49:36,962 --> 00:49:39,872
Beth: And then Airwolf comes
into the space and they're like
:
00:49:39,872 --> 00:49:41,222
really confused about what it
:
00:49:41,222 --> 00:49:41,622
is.
:
00:49:41,712 --> 00:49:41,762
So like,
:
00:49:42,092 --> 00:49:49,432
Glo: And they show it, listener, So they
show Holly on the screen with the circle
:
00:49:49,442 --> 00:49:51,662
that represents, a bogey or whatever.
:
00:49:51,952 --> 00:49:57,122
And then in just zooms airwall and they're
like, it's definitely a helicopter.
:
00:49:57,252 --> 00:49:58,932
Helicopters can't go that fast.
:
00:49:59,802 --> 00:50:03,792
Beth: so they're like, oh,
confused jibbering, let's shoot
:
00:50:03,976 --> 00:50:04,996
Laura: Yeah, scramble
:
00:50:04,996 --> 00:50:05,546
the jets.
:
00:50:06,522 --> 00:50:06,972
Glo: Yep.
:
00:50:07,152 --> 00:50:08,552
They have jets coming after
:
00:50:08,552 --> 00:50:08,832
them.
:
00:50:08,832 --> 00:50:13,362
And again, we have one of those missile
shots where it's just somebody zooming
:
00:50:13,362 --> 00:50:15,992
a missile with a camera behind it
:
00:50:16,151 --> 00:50:16,811
Laura: yeah,
:
00:50:17,172 --> 00:50:17,632
Glo: with their
:
00:50:17,632 --> 00:50:18,202
hands or
:
00:50:18,392 --> 00:50:20,332
Beth: with, the music
:
00:50:20,652 --> 00:50:21,382
Glo: Oh yeah.
:
00:50:21,442 --> 00:50:22,102
Oh yeah.
:
00:50:22,131 --> 00:50:23,071
Laura: mm hmm, yeah.
:
00:50:23,101 --> 00:50:24,621
it's like the airwolf theme,
:
00:50:24,841 --> 00:50:25,271
we get
:
00:50:25,342 --> 00:50:26,612
Glo: do do, do do do do.
:
00:50:26,612 --> 00:50:26,752
do.
:
00:50:26,752 --> 00:50:28,187
do do do do do.
:
00:50:28,187 --> 00:50:28,522
Mm
:
00:50:31,391 --> 00:50:35,991
Laura: yeah, airwolf deflects like
a missile, Caitlyn struggles with
:
00:50:35,991 --> 00:50:39,071
Holly, gets her knocked out, I guess,
:
00:50:39,682 --> 00:50:40,762
Beth: I don't know how
she did that, but it
:
00:50:40,762 --> 00:50:41,422
was impressive.
:
00:50:41,541 --> 00:50:41,891
Laura: yeah,
:
00:50:42,472 --> 00:50:42,982
Beth: Um,
:
00:50:43,501 --> 00:50:47,381
Laura: loses the jets by shooting
up really high or something.
:
00:50:48,312 --> 00:50:50,652
Beth: and then shooting
out of the no, no zone.
:
00:50:50,742 --> 00:50:52,752
And then they're like, oh, okay.
:
00:50:52,752 --> 00:50:53,952
Work here is done.
:
00:50:55,231 --> 00:50:57,181
Laura: I'm pretty sure
the military doesn't just
:
00:50:57,191 --> 00:50:59,681
give up once you leave the no fly zone.
:
00:50:59,691 --> 00:51:01,801
They're just like, oh, it's
all fine now, you know?
:
00:51:02,412 --> 00:51:02,982
Beth: Yeah.
:
00:51:04,381 --> 00:51:07,801
Laura: But they definitely let Caitlin go
and I don't think that's how that works.
:
00:51:08,471 --> 00:51:09,001
But okay.
:
00:51:09,152 --> 00:51:13,472
Beth: yeah, I think usually they at least
wanna know why you were in the no-no zone.
:
00:51:13,877 --> 00:51:14,627
I don't know.
:
00:51:15,597 --> 00:51:20,357
If any of those dudes with the
really cool pants on their jumpsuits
:
00:51:20,417 --> 00:51:26,447
are listening, send us an email
and tell us what the military does
:
00:51:26,447 --> 00:51:28,117
when anybody's in the no fly zone.
:
00:51:28,547 --> 00:51:28,857
Thanks!
:
00:51:28,857 --> 00:51:29,567
Laura: So.
:
00:51:30,117 --> 00:51:33,227
We're gonna send Holly off to vacation.
:
00:51:34,078 --> 00:51:37,428
Glo: Yeah, it says the grandmother
is sending Holly on vacation
:
00:51:37,428 --> 00:51:41,928
and it's heavily implied that
this is some kind of psychiatric
:
00:51:42,547 --> 00:51:43,237
Laura: Yeah.
:
00:51:43,817 --> 00:51:48,987
Yeah, well, they say thanks doctor
as they're leaving and I'm like
:
00:51:48,987 --> 00:51:51,027
she's getting a lobotomy, right?
:
00:51:51,237 --> 00:51:52,217
They're not letting her
:
00:51:52,217 --> 00:51:57,017
out of this without a little like
zappy zap and cutty cut probably.
:
00:51:57,018 --> 00:51:57,978
Glo: I don't know.
:
00:51:58,793 --> 00:51:58,973
Beth: I
:
00:51:58,977 --> 00:51:59,837
Laura: I hope.
:
00:52:00,573 --> 00:52:03,103
Beth: were outlawed in the 70s, but
:
00:52:03,103 --> 00:52:03,703
don't quote me
:
00:52:03,808 --> 00:52:05,158
Glo: Hold on, I'm gonna look it up again.
:
00:52:05,168 --> 00:52:05,818
Keep talking.
:
00:52:06,583 --> 00:52:08,433
Beth: might have been like the 60s,
:
00:52:08,472 --> 00:52:10,652
Laura: pretty sure they can
still zappy zap someone.
:
00:52:10,652 --> 00:52:11,072
I don't know.
:
00:52:11,072 --> 00:52:11,402
They're not
:
00:52:11,402 --> 00:52:13,262
going to do pleasant things to Holly, I
:
00:52:13,282 --> 00:52:13,443
don't
:
00:52:13,443 --> 00:52:18,613
Beth: They can still electroshock therapy,
but it's not what you're thinking.
:
00:52:18,623 --> 00:52:20,773
Like there are brain scans involved,
:
00:52:20,793 --> 00:52:22,058
it's Okay.
:
00:52:22,368 --> 00:52:28,408
It's actually super great for med
resistant severe depression, apparently.
:
00:52:28,408 --> 00:52:31,348
Like, it can really help because
it just kind of resets your brain.
:
00:52:31,698 --> 00:52:33,298
But they actually know what they're doing
:
00:52:33,492 --> 00:52:33,852
Laura: Yeah.
:
00:52:33,988 --> 00:52:38,588
Beth: not like, Bite down on this
plastic spoon and let's go to town!
:
00:52:38,962 --> 00:52:39,372
Laura: sure.
:
00:52:39,718 --> 00:52:41,828
Glo: The answer is::
00:52:42,152 --> 00:52:42,702
Laura: okay.
:
00:52:42,712 --> 00:52:45,492
So it's been out of fashion a
little longer than I thought.
:
00:52:45,612 --> 00:52:46,142
All right.
:
00:52:46,812 --> 00:52:47,412
Excellent.
:
00:52:47,948 --> 00:52:48,538
Beth: As long as it
:
00:52:48,558 --> 00:52:50,038
should be, really.
:
00:52:50,038 --> 00:52:55,638
I think Kennedy was the one
who, Yeah, I think it was::
00:52:55,658 --> 00:52:57,568
that mental institutions kind of
:
00:52:57,568 --> 00:52:58,158
Laura: yeah,
:
00:52:58,408 --> 00:52:58,778
I know what
:
00:52:58,778 --> 00:52:59,218
you mean.
:
00:52:59,724 --> 00:53:01,889
Beth: less What we think
:
00:53:01,889 --> 00:53:05,189
of when we think of, horror
stories and mental institutions.
:
00:53:06,003 --> 00:53:08,323
Laura: There were a lot of
institutions that were closed, and
:
00:53:08,323 --> 00:53:08,793
Beth: yeah.
:
00:53:08,987 --> 00:53:10,177
Laura: being unethical.
:
00:53:10,597 --> 00:53:11,777
Let's be clear, yeah.
:
00:53:11,827 --> 00:53:12,937
Beth: So she probably,
:
00:53:13,647 --> 00:53:15,607
Is maybe getting help.
:
00:53:16,367 --> 00:53:19,297
They're probably just gonna
shove lithium at her and be like,
:
00:53:19,337 --> 00:53:20,737
Okay, you're all better now.
:
00:53:20,737 --> 00:53:21,607
Bye bye.
:
00:53:21,657 --> 00:53:22,007
But,
:
00:53:22,007 --> 00:53:22,387
Laura: Yeah.
:
00:53:22,597 --> 00:53:23,347
Who knows?
:
00:53:23,637 --> 00:53:26,387
Hopefully she gets real mental
health help, because it is clear
:
00:53:26,387 --> 00:53:28,217
that this character needs something.
:
00:53:29,038 --> 00:53:29,768
Beth: Yeah.
:
00:53:29,858 --> 00:53:32,638
Obviously I am not a
mental health professional,
:
00:53:33,238 --> 00:53:40,238
I have simply taken some abnormal psych
classes, and I myself am neuro spicy,
:
00:53:41,058 --> 00:53:46,378
But if I were to guess, I mean a
lot of this feels like symptoms
:
00:53:46,418 --> 00:53:48,408
of Borderline personality
:
00:53:48,622 --> 00:53:49,122
Laura: Mm hmm.
:
00:53:49,188 --> 00:53:51,088
Beth: but almost a caricature of it
:
00:53:51,572 --> 00:53:51,892
Laura: Oh yeah.
:
00:53:52,442 --> 00:53:56,352
That's probably all these writers
were capable of, is a caricature
:
00:53:56,372 --> 00:53:57,872
of a serious mental illness.
:
00:53:58,668 --> 00:54:04,028
Beth: Yeah, especially in the 80s when no
one knew shit about fuck when it came to
:
00:54:04,028 --> 00:54:04,388
that
:
00:54:04,839 --> 00:54:05,759
Glo: mean, let's be real.
:
00:54:05,759 --> 00:54:09,169
It hasn't been within the last maybe
10 years that people have been like
:
00:54:09,339 --> 00:54:14,009
making real characters or real,
stories about real mental illness.
:
00:54:14,039 --> 00:54:14,429
And even
:
00:54:14,448 --> 00:54:14,868
Beth: Yeah,
:
00:54:14,982 --> 00:54:15,322
Laura: Yeah.
:
00:54:15,822 --> 00:54:16,782
Yeah, for sure.
:
00:54:16,782 --> 00:54:22,122
So Santini gets a new helicopter.
:
00:54:22,477 --> 00:54:24,357
Cuz he needs to replace the two that
:
00:54:24,547 --> 00:54:25,227
got broked.
:
00:54:25,867 --> 00:54:28,457
And they hassle Caitlyn to the credits.
:
00:54:28,557 --> 00:54:31,037
I wrote down the line
that she's like, Oh, work
:
00:54:31,037 --> 00:54:31,697
for cheap!
:
00:54:32,027 --> 00:54:32,617
And I thought,
:
00:54:32,617 --> 00:54:34,067
yeah girl, you sure will.
:
00:54:34,077 --> 00:54:35,767
Seventy cents on the dollar.
:
00:54:36,107 --> 00:54:36,117
Tsk!
:
00:54:36,117 --> 00:54:40,607
Ahahahah.
:
00:54:40,657 --> 00:54:43,667
Glo: Dom says you're hired
and then we get a freeze frame
:
00:54:43,667 --> 00:54:46,997
hug between Dom and Katelyn.
:
00:54:47,077 --> 00:54:49,737
Beth: I feel like is their
relationship in a nutshell.
:
00:54:49,737 --> 00:54:51,587
But yeah, I'm invested
now that Caitlin's in it.
:
00:54:51,927 --> 00:54:52,106
Laura: am
:
00:54:52,137 --> 00:54:52,777
Beth: here for the show now.
:
00:54:53,557 --> 00:54:54,717
Glo: Are we gonna like this
:
00:54:54,717 --> 00:54:55,597
show guys?
:
00:54:55,736 --> 00:54:56,476
Laura: no, don't say
:
00:54:56,476 --> 00:54:57,066
that.
:
00:54:57,396 --> 00:54:58,476
Don't go that far.
:
00:54:58,476 --> 00:54:58,836
Beth: Maybe.
:
00:54:59,206 --> 00:55:00,166
Glo: I don't know guys.
:
00:55:00,435 --> 00:55:00,875
Laura: Yeah.
:
00:55:01,215 --> 00:55:05,265
I mean, we got Secret Feminism, and then
we actually got, Caitlyn being super
:
00:55:05,265 --> 00:55:08,545
chill about everything, super cool.
:
00:55:08,545 --> 00:55:08,785
Glo: and
:
00:55:08,785 --> 00:55:10,915
Dom having a pretty cool moment
:
00:55:11,393 --> 00:55:11,883
Laura: Mm hmm.
:
00:55:12,084 --> 00:55:12,834
Beth: Yeah.
:
00:55:12,944 --> 00:55:16,404
And Stringfellow becoming
less of a weirdo.
:
00:55:16,404 --> 00:55:20,094
Glo: But still entrapping women
in weird sexual situations, so
:
00:55:20,094 --> 00:55:21,824
Don't give him too much credit yet.
:
00:55:21,983 --> 00:55:22,073
Laura: I
:
00:55:22,073 --> 00:55:23,423
don't have much about Strange.
:
00:55:23,433 --> 00:55:24,623
Don't feel great there.
:
00:55:24,623 --> 00:55:24,899
Yeah.
:
00:55:24,899 --> 00:55:25,176
Yeah.
:
00:55:25,176 --> 00:55:25,452
Yeah.
:
00:55:25,704 --> 00:55:27,184
Beth: I still don't feel great there, but
:
00:55:28,854 --> 00:55:32,584
and I cannot believe I have
to say this, listener, but
:
00:55:33,984 --> 00:55:39,244
at least his dog is no longer
looking up women's skirts.
:
00:55:39,244 --> 00:55:40,204
What is this show?
:
00:55:40,288 --> 00:55:44,028
Laura: we only saw the dog for a
second, so let's not go crazy yet.
:
00:55:44,028 --> 00:55:44,948
Beth: That's true.
:
00:55:45,402 --> 00:55:46,232
Laura: There's still time.
:
00:55:46,232 --> 00:55:50,952
Eww.
:
00:55:51,018 --> 00:55:51,848
Glo: week, guys?
:
00:55:51,953 --> 00:55:52,323
Beth: shit!
:
00:55:52,323 --> 00:55:56,863
Sorry, I got really excited because this
is my favorite part, the mash portion.
:
00:55:57,193 --> 00:56:02,463
MASH, for those of you who are not a
13 year old girl and the early aughts,
:
00:56:02,803 --> 00:56:06,223
is a game that we use to predict things.
:
00:56:06,223 --> 00:56:10,363
It's a very girly game, so of course
that's how we predict our episodes,
:
00:56:10,703 --> 00:56:11,833
because what are we going to do?
:
00:56:12,493 --> 00:56:13,753
Roll some dice?
:
00:56:13,753 --> 00:56:15,053
Glo: Like, nerds?
:
00:56:15,548 --> 00:56:15,948
Beth: nerds?
:
00:56:16,567 --> 00:56:17,737
Laura: Gross.
:
00:56:17,737 --> 00:56:21,057
Beth: I said it loud enough that I was
hoping Ja'far heard, but I don't think
:
00:56:21,057 --> 00:56:21,417
he did,
:
00:56:21,617 --> 00:56:22,047
so.
:
00:56:22,047 --> 00:56:23,297
Laura: Well, he'll hear it eventually.
:
00:56:23,347 --> 00:56:28,573
Glo: to our brother podcast
this time on, who does roll dice
:
00:56:28,667 --> 00:56:30,037
Laura: Last time on, actually.
:
00:56:30,813 --> 00:56:31,143
Glo: yeah.
:
00:56:31,213 --> 00:56:32,003
Wait, last time
:
00:56:32,107 --> 00:56:32,597
Laura: Yeah.
:
00:56:33,403 --> 00:56:33,913
Glo: Oh, what did I
:
00:56:34,107 --> 00:56:34,727
Laura: You said this
:
00:56:34,727 --> 00:56:35,147
time on,
:
00:56:35,208 --> 00:56:37,748
Glo: on, oh, sorry, last time on.
:
00:56:37,778 --> 00:56:38,548
I'm sorry.
:
00:56:39,338 --> 00:56:43,728
Guys, I've been, I have
been in a musical all
:
00:56:43,728 --> 00:56:44,508
weekend.
:
00:56:44,558 --> 00:56:47,158
And this was closing
night and I am tired.
:
00:56:47,258 --> 00:56:49,188
We did Mamma Mia as a family.
:
00:56:49,603 --> 00:56:53,773
With Ben and Henry, and it
was a really great show.
:
00:56:55,237 --> 00:56:55,727
Laura: Yeah.
:
00:56:56,108 --> 00:56:56,608
Beth: to stop.
:
00:56:56,608 --> 00:56:58,248
Laura: I feel like I need some music.
:
00:56:58,458 --> 00:56:59,188
Okay, stop.
:
00:56:59,188 --> 00:57:03,498
Beth: This is what it looks like,
cause I started drawing too early.
:
00:57:03,498 --> 00:57:04,308
3,
:
00:57:04,342 --> 00:57:05,322
Laura: how this works out.
:
00:57:05,878 --> 00:57:05,978
Beth: 10!
:
00:57:06,488 --> 00:57:09,468
10 rings around the Rosie!
:
00:57:09,468 --> 00:57:12,798
I will not explain what that means,
because I don't know what that means.
:
00:57:16,497 --> 00:57:17,277
Laura: No,
:
00:57:17,277 --> 00:57:17,807
Beth: Yes.
:
00:57:17,807 --> 00:57:18,537
Glo: that's weird.
:
00:57:18,537 --> 00:57:19,227
Laura: That is wild.
:
00:57:20,663 --> 00:57:22,323
Beth: So, episode six?
:
00:57:22,528 --> 00:57:23,098
Laura: Okay.
:
00:57:23,158 --> 00:57:24,948
This one has a really long description.
:
00:57:24,948 --> 00:57:27,238
I'm just going to read,
like, first sentence.
:
00:57:27,948 --> 00:57:31,453
It is, Sins of the past.
:
00:57:32,083 --> 00:57:35,423
Dom and String return to Dom's
birthplace, when Dom learns
:
00:57:35,423 --> 00:57:36,943
that his daughter has died of a
:
00:57:36,943 --> 00:57:38,183
drug overdose.
:
00:57:38,183 --> 00:57:41,173
Beth: So do we think this
is the mom of Holly, then?
:
00:57:41,173 --> 00:57:41,673
No.
:
00:57:41,713 --> 00:57:42,873
Laura: She would be like,
:
00:57:42,873 --> 00:57:44,523
cousin of Holly, right?
:
00:57:44,523 --> 00:57:45,633
Beth: She would be cousin of
:
00:57:45,633 --> 00:57:45,943
Holly.
:
00:57:45,943 --> 00:57:50,773
Yes, because Dom is the
uncle, so she's his sibling's
:
00:57:50,773 --> 00:57:51,593
child.
:
00:57:51,593 --> 00:57:52,053
Glo: Yes.
:
00:57:52,807 --> 00:57:53,237
Beth: yeah.
:
00:57:53,237 --> 00:57:57,127
yeah.
:
00:57:57,416 --> 00:57:58,236
Laura: family stuff.
:
00:57:58,446 --> 00:57:58,876
I don't like,
:
00:57:58,876 --> 00:57:59,956
that, even for this
:
00:57:59,956 --> 00:58:00,416
guy.
:
00:58:00,973 --> 00:58:01,633
Glo: Mm hmm.
:
00:58:01,963 --> 00:58:02,203
Poor
:
00:58:02,203 --> 00:58:02,973
mermaid man.
:
00:58:02,986 --> 00:58:03,546
Laura: Yeah,
:
00:58:04,166 --> 00:58:04,346
I feel kind of
:
00:58:04,356 --> 00:58:04,806
bad.
:
00:58:05,732 --> 00:58:07,142
Beth: Man's character explains a
:
00:58:07,242 --> 00:58:08,092
lot now.
:
00:58:08,092 --> 00:58:08,402
Like,
:
00:58:08,402 --> 00:58:09,262
his crankiness,
:
00:58:10,082 --> 00:58:10,222
his
:
00:58:10,222 --> 00:58:10,622
overall
:
00:58:10,622 --> 00:58:11,162
malaise.
:
00:58:11,162 --> 00:58:11,822
The malaise of
:
00:58:11,822 --> 00:58:12,622
Mermaid Man.
:
00:58:12,822 --> 00:58:14,192
There's the title of our episode.
:
00:58:14,782 --> 00:58:16,192
Okay, that is a joke.
:
00:58:16,192 --> 00:58:17,712
Season 2, episode 6.
:
00:58:19,212 --> 00:58:19,982
All right, cool.
:
00:58:20,032 --> 00:58:20,842
We'll do that next
:
00:58:20,842 --> 00:58:21,182
week.
:
00:58:21,486 --> 00:58:26,626
So, thanks for listening,
and, thanks to Airwolf for
:
00:58:26,626 --> 00:58:27,326
existing.
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Glo: We thinking it?
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Laura: Not, not too many
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thanks.
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Beth: know?
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It gives us a fun thing to
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do
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Laura: Maybe little thanks.
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Maybe little bit.
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Beth: The tiniest, most
begrudging thanks to Airwolf for
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existing.
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Glo: And thank you for Caitlyn for
being a character that's refreshing.
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Laura: Big props.
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Beth: Thank you to all
the girls girls out there.
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Laura: Indeed.
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Beth: Yeah, so, we'll see you next
week, take care and blast off!
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Laura: Bye.