Episode 12

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27th Mar 2025

S1 E12 Airwolf: Rad Vlad, Scientist Dad, Part 1

In this episode, the girls pitch Airwolf spinoffs and give us some Dick Van Dyke facts.

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Okay.

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Oh my god, guys, this like, it was painful

and not because I watched half of the

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second part and then had to go back.

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That was painful too.

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But this was so bad.

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Sure, sure.

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Yeah.

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

I like, I am, you know, very ill at

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the moment and had a very hard time

staying awake for this episode, and I'm

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feeling very validated that everyone

else who's not ill was also struggling

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to stay awake for this episode.

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: I think

Aaron might have fallen asleep.

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I didn't fall asleep 'cause I was

taking notes, but I think he might have,

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Oh my goodness.

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Alright.

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This is Glow and this is cool

Girls don't look at explosions.

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A place where we watch dude television,

but quickly because we have naps to take

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and sometimes during an episode because

these episodes were boring as shit.

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Boom.

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Anyway, I'm glow

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

I'm Beth.

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: And I'm Laura

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: and um,

so I accidentally watched part of

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part two of this, which I assume

we'll watch part two as well please.

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So it wasn't a waste of time or we

could skip it 'cause I can already

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tell you it's not interesting.

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: I really

wondered if we should have a debate at

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the end on whether we were gonna watch it.

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And I, as I like, went into the episode,

I thought, I'm gonna be team watch part

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two Right

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Yeah,

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Because I'm a

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Mm-hmm.

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: this

is the thing that I'm gonna

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need, I'm gonna need closure on

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Mm-hmm.

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: And I

was like, hopefully someone will

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take up the like counter argument

of no, we shouldn't do this.

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Uh, so we kind have like a little

tension in the episode now I'm

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like, oh, but do I have to,

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yeah,

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: I

have to be a completionist about

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: because,

because like this, it's so boring

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that I can't believe that they stretch

out the boring for two episodes.

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Right.

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And like un to the actor's credit

though, they really, they tried,

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they took what they were given

Barry Van Dyke does some fun like

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gymnastics and just hops up on a desk.

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My knees could never,

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: right.

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

and like, yeah.

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: younger Van

Dyke here, after you guys pointed

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that out to me, it is really fun

watching him because he does have so

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much of his dad and his mannerisms.

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It's really fun to watch.

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: his

face, his face just looks like Van

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I'm like, eh,

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I'm having trouble with him as

like macho man lead, though.

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I keep seeing like musical theater

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Maybe

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I'm just too too poisoned by a

childhood with Mary Poppins in it.

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But

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Guys, can I just tell

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

I mean

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:

thing about Dick Van Dyke?

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And I'm like, I know

he's still alive, guys.

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Do you know how old he

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:

one amazing thing.

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Do you know how old

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

he like is?

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he

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: He is 99.

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If he makes it to, if he makes it to

December 13th of this year, he will

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have lived to be a hundred years old.

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

OMG.

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Of course he's a Sagittarius.

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That makes so much sense.

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Wow.

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Let's hope, uh, I mean, Betty

White got really close, didn't she?

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But

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

She did

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: get to take

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home there,

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Can

I also put in that, uh, do you

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guys know how old his wife is?

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:

please don't say 30.

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Not that weird.

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Okay, good.

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: wife

is almost half his age at 53.

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Still weird.

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yeah.

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But

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watch, like they made some really

wholesome videos back during the pandemic

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and like they are so cute together.

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Like she could be his kid.

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Actually, I wonder if she's like

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She could be like his grandkid

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technically Yeah

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: I wonder.

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So, okay.

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So his children, Barry Van

Dyke is, is uh, gin, right?

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Uh, yeah, he's exactly 20 years

older than his dad's wife.

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Oh

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yeah.

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He's, he

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

a little weird

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:

years old right now.

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Hysterical.

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Okay.

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Oh.

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And there's pictures

of him with the family.

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Aw.

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Anyway, I'll stop looking at

my phone, but it's so sweet.

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Well,

yeah, I mean, looking up Dick Van

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Dyke's, like Family Tree is more

interesting than most of the stuff

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that happens in, of grad part one.

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Unfortunately.

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Uh

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Truly.

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And another interesting fact.

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So right?

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The dude who's a, like you are

the ladies, so you all going

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to go take care of people.

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Um, that guy looked really familiar to me.

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Oh no

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

place him.

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So I went to his IMDB and that

guy like, he's like the guy.

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In an episode of Supernatural, where

the boys go to prison, it's the Folsom

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Prison episode to anyone else who spent

a very long time watching Supernatural.

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: I feel like

you're either all in for Supernatural

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or you just haven't watched it.

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And I've, I watched the first

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There's no in between

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: I watched

the first episode where like the

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people are crawling on the ceiling

and it's like burning, and I'm

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like, this is too intense for me.

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And everybody's like, oh, it's so funny.

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Those two are so hilarious.

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And I'm just like, this is traumatizing.

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What am I watching?

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

My sister, uh, she watched the

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first episode as well and then

quit for a while 'cause she

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found, uh Jensen Kels character.

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So repulsive in that first

episode that she could not deal

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with it cause he really, he really

sucked in that first episode.

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Thank you.

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: It

just seems like one of those shows

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there's probably a lot of seasons, right?

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Yeah.

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Yeah.

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He definitely grows and,

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah.

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Yeah.

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But the, the like volume of

seasons is what keeps me away.

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It's like I

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many things to watch and I

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

that's fair.

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: I just can't.

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Maybe we should last time on

Supernatural with me, just

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Okay.

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I'd be okay with that.

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: I'll go

back and guest for a season over there.

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That'd be great.

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Yeah

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:

be in on some of the stuff.

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Honestly though, boys,

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

You could skip full seasons of that at

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: LTO

Pod, supernatural, we're throwing

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it on the spreadsheet for you.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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'cause it's, there are some,

there are some episodes that

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are genuinely really fun.

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Um.

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And, uh, there's a episode that

actually is, I'm gonna tell this story.

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Uh I hope I'm not sealing Ferris Thunder,

but, um, there's a supernatural episode

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:

oh, so this is the beef.

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This is the beef he

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

This is the be.

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: tells me.

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Yeah.

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Yeah.

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one of the first stories he told

me when we first started dating.

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It was like

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flirt.

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: that's a

good story to tell as a flirt though,

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because you're gonna get Right?

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And if you, uh, uh are just wanting

to like litmus test somebody

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really quick, like, are you cool?

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Right?

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:

you'll find out, you'll find out.

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: So I just

dropped it in our, our Pod fam

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Discord and Jair has already watched

Supernatural, so they cannot do it on LTO.

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

that's, I was thinking

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he had already watched it

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Oh yeah, that makes sense.

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah.

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Well, we could kick Jair off for

a season and Laura could replace

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: There you go.

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Laura could replace Jair.

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Yeah,

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: I think if

Jeff Fair could have a podcast with

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his name on it and not actually do

anything, he would probably be so happy.

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: he would

be like, yeah, this is the dream.

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

I would totally edit that too.

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I could totally like give Erin

a break and edit that and it

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would just be supernatural drops.

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It's fine.

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But

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um

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: we've avoided

talking about this episode for about

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

literally talking about another show.

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But the other thing I

found out about Archive,

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So Archive, um, also was

in an episode of Viper.

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Oh,

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time on,

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so

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: thing

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: him

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: go Even in

our household guys he'll he'll hold up

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listener I have my two fingers held up

and he'll go what Every time he says Viper

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

and he didn't do it once all last night

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I should have I should have said Viper

So we had to do it in front of my folks

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Ben back on

over it Who are you So we can talk about

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the Battlestar Galactica Vipers some more

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Oh that's so smart

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: it

every time he says the word viper

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Uh don't let him listen to this

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Okay do do do

it Have him do the bit He'll love it

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Do you wanna know What

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Wanna know what's as rad as

our podcast the rads that are

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registering on the Airwolf sensors

going over the Soviet Union

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Oh

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no

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: with

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Air Horns

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: radiation

puns We need to just like fill this

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up with radiation puns or something

because you know for an episode that was

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very very very very clearly like being

topical about the Chernobyl disaster

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Yeah

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:

Not terribly interesting

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

right And that was like a pretty

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intense moment of time period

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:

th:

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do we know when this aired

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:

I think we talked about

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I think this was a year

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: A year after

Okay that makes sense So there was

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a little bit of time for hindsight

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah

Yeah And the writers to be like

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oh we wanna write about current

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Mm-hmm

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:

Everybody's over Vietnam now

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we all wanna talk about this

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: no

Right because they don't really

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even talk about Syn J and

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Yeah

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Vietnam

anymore It's the Soviets and Libya and

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah

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all Syngen spent as a

prisoner of war Right

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

yeah And like okay hear me out Um that

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would be a very good series wouldn't

it Like maybe it wouldn't have been

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for the time but having like syn j just

kind of like go on these missions while

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dealing with his trauma like confronting

his trauma and kind of like facing it

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um and working through it would Really

have added some depth to the show

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and also would've kind of helped them

skirt their budget issues cause like

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it would be more about the characters

and less about the action adventure

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yes

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some tension without like

dangling a guy from a helicopter

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cause we can't afford the helicopter you

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: But as as

far as um budget went for this one

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I was actually surprised on how much

air wolves zoomies were in this one

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Mm-hmm

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

yeah And not

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yeah So they they

put a little bit of money in this and I

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wondered about the set as well um because

it sure does look at least industrial

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If not you know a an actual nuclear site

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Yeah

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Uh the the

most distracting thing about the like

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budget problems with the show listener

if you're not you know seeking it out

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on Roku or whatever to watch it with us

is that they have like one camera that's

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recording on film and they have like other

POV shots that are shot on uh VHS and the

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quality is different Like within scenes

you'll have like a shot uh angled at one

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person in this way and then they'll cut

to the VHS and it is so distractingly bad

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: even

notice that You notice that too Beth

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: the quality but

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

I did notice that but on so much

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I am taking so many cold medicine

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that I just kind of thought

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: No

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

my brain was being a woo like

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:

no Not your brain Aaron

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of those technical details like you

do and he pointed it out to me He

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was like this is just hideously bad

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Yeah

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: And

it might've been fine on TVs

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of the day I suppose You know

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

well yeah That's true cause the TVs

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were dinky back in the day Not like

these big ass ones we've got now

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Okay so

we're registering high Rads They

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decide okay this is bad enough to

cross international space to go into

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the Soviet Union and try to help out

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: yeah Uh

even though Soviet Union probably

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really doesn't want our help and

actually says so several times

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

y'all I'm pretty sure I

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watched part two and not part

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one

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: I told you

Did yours did yours Did yours start

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with them in a uh room quarantined off

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Mm-hmm

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Oh

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Barry Van Dyke hopped on the table And

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: So I didn't

I didn't miss something I really didn't

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

no

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yeah

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So I suggest we just keep

going and you add quippy

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Beth about this

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Beth

let's tell her all about it

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Laura and she

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did how did they

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: yeah

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What happened here The

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episode

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: So just just so

you guys know we're we are watching and

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um I I caught that they were not labeled

correctly And I did tell Beth but I'm

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gonna be honest that's why I had to ask

Laura who had already watched it you know

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cause they could have just been in media

res but that was really and I thought I'm

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like mm this is giving these writers a

little bit too much credit Um because and

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you know and it's not how Airwolf has been

told you know what I mean Like there's

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nothing like cool and artsy about it So I

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: me that

eagle is not cool and artsy come

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: I mean string

Fellow is cool and artsy He literally

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has a cabin full of priceless art

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Right

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Which I assume he's retreat

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: is gone

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yeah I

assume this is he's retreated there

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: I

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hope yeah

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

I think he is now friends with the

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Okay

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

and the Eagle goes on missions with

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Okay

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

and um uh not Syngen Stringfellow

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now can ride the Eagle

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: mm

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

uh as well That would also be a very much

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more entertaining show than the show we're

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: That's fair

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Uh so

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: So the sci

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

tell me more

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: are chatting

about the core and that things are

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going wrong and I like how they show

us that we are in Russia by it was

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literally one second of Red Square

like I don't know if you guys caught

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that you could literally blink and how

quickly they went from Red Square back

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to back to scientists It was really

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah Yeah

gosh I should have looked up the actors

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I you know as far as like The Russian

actors We had the only one that I believed

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might be Russian was our main scientist

here who is talking about like it seems

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like there's three reactors at this

nuclear plant Right we have one that's

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not cooling down which I think is what

happened to the Chernobyl disaster How it

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started was one reactor was going out of

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control and uh then it caught

to the other two eventually but

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: I actually

I haven't I I know the the touchstone

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right now is the Cher Noble series

Beth you watch that right Am I crazy

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Um

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I

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did not watch that I I had

a I really wanna watch it Um

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it's one of those where like

I don't know if I'm gonna be

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able to handle the stress level

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Yeah Or the rad level

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

yeah Ha Like I really I love horror movies

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because it's kind of this place where

I can you know because like a monster's

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not gonna come out of a lake and stab a

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bunch of people you know So it's like

this it's this it's this place where I

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can safely explore my anxiety without

um Having to deal with any real world

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Mm

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:

Yeah It's not too real right

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

yeah It's like it's a fantastical

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world where I can ex you know feel

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Get

out of the actual horror of

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the real world Yeah Fair enough

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: That's

that's the thing about a like Chernobyl

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documentary is you have to confront as

you're watching it Oh well you don't have

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to I suppose But people like us confront

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while we're

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it that this happened

to real people and real

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not survive this

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Right

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah Yeah

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

it's yeah and it's just one of those where

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like it's very catastrophic Something

like that is just so catastrophic and

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it it when it starts happening you can't

really do Much to stop it And so it's

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that kind of thing that stresses me out

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a lot Um so I'm basically I haven't

watched it cause I'm big baby Um

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: I I feel

you I understand uh this this guy

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that we're confronting it with that

I think might actually be so pseudo

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Russians his name is Vladimir of course

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Vladimir

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:

a a handful of Russian names

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

I did cross reference the people in

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I guess part two um with the cast

of Miracle cause I was really hoping

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that one of them would've been in it

like on the Russian hockey team so

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we could I could make everybody watch

Miracle We could talk about it but no

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Oh damn Damn

Uh so Vlad wants us to vent reactor

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number one open the water link Um

but his hot lady colleague objects

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and he says there's no choice Okay

About hot lady colleague for a second

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Yes

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: is hot lady

colleague's relationship to Dr Brosky

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: So

they seem they seem not Not that

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they're in love but definitely

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: I hope

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yeah And definite

I think it's just a um very competent

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younger female scientist working under

a very competent older scientist And

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I it I think as far as I'm reading it

is that they have affection for each

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other in that that they respect each

other for how brilliant each other are

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: I really

hoped it was like mentor mentee

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:

things that it was like oh wait

this guy said it gotta be like

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her dad or something They're

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: They're

really close with each other Yeah

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:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: And then

I was like I God I hope it's not

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like romantic relationship cause

I couldn't tell It's very scary

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Oh

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: I dunno maybe

they were trying to add sexy into

433

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a very unsexy episode I don't know

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: unsexy

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Yeah They have no choice They've got a

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to open this water link and all that stuff

437

:

All I know the science of Chernobyl

uh is that graphite cooled reactors

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are not a great idea And that's what

Chernobyl was I don't know if any of

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the science that applies to Chernobyl

actually applies to this episode No idea

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half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

But we do have some very smart listeners

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who probably somebody's I would

guess knowing uh The brilliance of

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a lot of our listeners Um somebody's

special interest was Chernobyl

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Right

We wanna hear from you in the

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:

is your call Come tell us

everything you know about Chernobyl

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: And

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:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

we are

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:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: follow us on

Discord We have such interesting people

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:

with interesting interests and specialties

and you know um of our listeners mark

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:

told us about his uh uh Relationship with

older TV shows and that you know we had

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talked about a couple weeks ago that uh

you know why do we see Libya again here

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as the big bad And then you know he kind

of schooled us on you know well it didn't

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:

matter There's they weren't serialized

therefore you know Libya just was a big

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:

bad so you could just insert it just

like you could insert Russia anywhere

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: okay so

Airwolf is almost a Soviet space

455

:

and they've been calling home to

Jason in the cave He's just in the

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cave and he can just talk to Airwolf

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:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Hold up There's a dude in a cave

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:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Jason

our new like not archangel guy

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:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yeah

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:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

guys didn't see part two

461

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: did I saw half

of it So Jason this is I not spoiling

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:

a ton because this episode says it

he does make it to Russia and like

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:

is is hitchhiking to stove abroad

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:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

hitchhiking and gets

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:

confused for Bill Cosby Uh

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: my God

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:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

might which I that's a racism

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:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Well no I think like

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:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:

you to look out for

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:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Yeah And I was like ah yes

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I must be watching the right

episode because this is a racism

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:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: damn

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:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

And he like rubs his

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the rubs his fingers Like like it was

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Um

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: the scientist

is talking to bureaucrat guy I don't

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:

know who he is but um he basically

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Demitri

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Dmitri

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laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: We

get a Some kind of Dmitri level

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:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

course of course His name is Dmitri

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:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: And Bronski

basically is like didn't you read my

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report And he says I didn't read the

report And then later you see him like

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reading the report that he didn't read

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Yeah

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:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: he like takes

it was like a sealed envelope and he looks

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:

at it and then he just shreds it He's like

no one ever sent me a report blah blah

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:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: yep

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:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Bureaucracy and

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: It said

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:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Baby

492

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: on it So

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:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah

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:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Right

495

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: the rad count

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:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: full of oh yeah

497

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Oh I'm sorry

498

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Oh I

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: the rad count

So there's a rad counter and it kind of

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builds the tension and it jumps up to

20 Yeah Kind of right Yeah It jumps up

501

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to 20 and sometimes it goes up by fives

but because the uh the counter is really

502

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poorly done it looks like it jumps by 10

and it stays the same It's really weird

503

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah Uh Mike

gets in a good crack here as the he wolf

504

:

is like detecting the rads and says that

the Rads are bouncing off them like the

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:

check like his own checks that he writes

And I was like boom Mike no check fraud

506

:

do check fraud here

507

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Now Okay so which one's Mike again Help

508

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: He's the

Dave Coulier looking character

509

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Word Okay Wow

510

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Uncle Joey I

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glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yes Yes

512

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Yes Him Yeah Yeah He would have

513

:

bounced checks He looks like

he looks like a check fraudster

514

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: yep Yeah So

Syngen really wants to to go into Russian

515

:

airspace He's really hard for that Uh and

516

:

The Airwolf has figured out

that the massive radiation

517

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is coming from Staava grad

518

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

So what you're saying is the only thing

519

:

harder than gin's boner for Russian

airspace is the ice Russian airspace

520

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah

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:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Amen Air horns

522

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Woo I'd be such a menace with an

523

:

horn

524

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: So the

containment team arrives these poor

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:

guys and they're like yellow plastic

526

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: mm-hmm

527

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: and uh Vlad

has informed them like they need to

528

:

close this valve and leave and then

they're turning the valve the wrong way

529

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yeah we

see it We see him watching these

530

:

guys turn the valve more open and

531

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

they not have righty tidy lefty

532

:

Lucy in

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:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: don't know man I

534

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: question Yeah

535

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: And we see that

the pressure was building There's a broken

536

:

pipe that that little piece of footage

gets a lot of airtime lots of steam They

537

:

definitely did a steam budget for this

because there's lots of steam everywhere

538

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah Uh

Jason calls Airwolf and tells them

539

:

like Nope Washington got through

to the Kremlin and the Kremlin said

540

:

nothing's wrong and you need to go

away and gin just doesn't listen

541

:

like nah me and my magic helicopter

we can do some stuff here got Zoomies

542

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: You know they

make a really good point later but I think

543

:

it's a good one to put in Now if you know

this is definitely American or you know

544

:

uh uh United States hubris here because

if a Russian helicopter landed on Three

545

:

Mile Island which is a reference that

they make we would not be okay with this

546

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Right

Yeah So I I mean I think there is

547

:

a real context of like I I believe

it was Poland started detecting

548

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Oh

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:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: one of

one of the nearby countries And and

550

:

Chernobyl is in Ukraine by the way It is

551

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Mm-hmm

552

:

Yep

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:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Uh yeah

554

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Huh

555

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

It's there's I think there's

556

:

weird like ownership though

557

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: there's some

there's issues with Russia and Ukraine

558

:

Ownership I hadn't heard about that

559

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

I think I think with Chernobyl where

560

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Oh

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:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

is concerned but I

562

:

remember

563

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:

uh this Soviet Russia at

564

:

though

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:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Yeah I had to write a

566

:

screenplay um about it It was very

funny and much more entertaining than

567

:

to toot

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:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah

569

:

Yeah

570

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Chernobyl the comedy

571

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

well it was called 10 days

572

:

This was this was long

573

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:

it was an explosive hit

574

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

like in:

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:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Good

576

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Alright But like it basically Gorbachev

577

:

leaves a large sum of treasure

somewhere int wool and gives Putin

578

:

uh and his bestie who plays the

cello but is also an assassin uh like

579

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:

string fill of hawk Are you back

580

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

basically um tells them uh you know

581

:

gives them a map to follow and then

they have to like go on this treasure

582

:

hunt in Chernobyl and he rides a

bear at some point It's ridiculous So

583

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah yeah yeah

584

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

not Not important but

585

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:

historical context

586

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Yeah Yeah

587

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: believe

that the United States was actually

588

:

calling like in the days up to

total disaster and saying like Hey

589

:

hey you guys okay okay up there

590

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

And they were all like

591

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah

592

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

don't worry

593

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:

So Chernobyl you I

594

:

just I just you know just zoomed in

on Google It is just north of Kyiv

595

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and you're right you know uh modern

Ukraine it is there and it's you

596

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know modern day actually closer to

Belarus um than actual Russia Yep

597

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: maybe it was

that was like freaking out But there

598

:

there was a country that was like Hey

um uh getting a lot of weird stuff

599

:

floating around so you know the United

States was like Hey everything Okay

600

:

And

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:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Vibe check

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:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: if uh

if the Soviet government had like

603

:

admitted earlier that hey something's

going wrong like it it is possible

604

:

that other countries could have

helped But don't know that Airwolf

605

:

is the show that can solve that for

606

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: So I just looked

it up because I know that um there are

607

:

probably some history nerds especially

in our discord um putting their finger

608

:

on their glasses um and pushing it up

at the moment Um and I knew that I knew

609

:

this uh had to have been uh so Belarus

did not get independence from the Soviet

610

:

Union until 1991 So Belarus would've been

part of the Soviet Union at that point

611

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

that Okay Yeah that that that's right That

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:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: was not

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:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

somebody nearby said the vibe

614

:

is off and Ukraine was like

don't even worry about it babe

615

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah

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:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

What vibe

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:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Uh

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:

yeah What vibes It's Russia

where there are no vibes

619

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Soviet Russia vibe Check you

620

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: I I really

think that we just need to make

621

:

those jokes the rest of this episode

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:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Oh for sure

623

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah

624

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: And a

very quick check It was Sweden

625

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: ah

626

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Fact checking ourselves

627

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Thank

you for doing that cause I was

628

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Mm-hmm

629

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

I was not either

630

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: check me in the

631

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Fair enough

632

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

was abba See Abba called

633

:

and was like the vibe is

634

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Chickita tell me what's wrong

635

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: would know

636

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Exactly And Soviet Union

637

:

was like is Chickita not me

638

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Cher Noble

639

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

the and the other half of Russia

640

:

it was just like ah it's Abba

And they were too starstruck to

641

:

talk And and Chernobyl happened

642

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Um

643

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Abba tried to save the world but it's

644

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: we see Airwolf

Zoomies and the Soviets shoot at

645

:

Airwolf and they're like what the heck

Why does this thing why is this thing

646

:

impervious to what we're doing to it

647

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Mm-hmm

648

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

I assume there's the

649

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: And I will say

you know on top of you know this being a

650

:

very boring episode every time that banger

comes on man it just you know shoots

651

:

you up a few points in my ratings so

652

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:

At least there's

653

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: yep

654

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah Yeah

655

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

It is It is Pump Up

656

:

for sure

657

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah So at

the plant the team gets rushed to medical

658

:

help Uh Vlad calls the Kremlin again Um

659

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Kremlin says what is an ow wolf

660

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: I know

that was that was funny I did have a

661

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: That was cute

662

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:

doesn't understand

663

:

neither

664

:

guy

665

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: we've

been trying to figure it out

666

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Russia airwolf you

667

:

This is my contribution

to the show this week

668

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:

You're just here to

669

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: That's plenty

670

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Well I am very clammy so

671

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Oh my gosh

672

:

so sorry

673

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

it's okay

674

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Uh

675

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Sorry Fault

676

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Syngen requests

permission to land but doesn't get it

677

:

Uh the Kremlin since they're military

guy I wrote military guy I think he's a

678

:

I don't

679

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: I just

called him in general as well I don't

680

:

even know if we got a name for him

681

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: I don't

682

:

He was boring

683

:

them

684

:

Uh and

685

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Soviet guy

686

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: yeah for some

reason there's a hanger for airwolf to

687

:

land inside of which it does And this

makes me laugh so hard We all just stand

688

:

around in this hangar Airwolf which

has supposedly been like flying through

689

:

bunches of radiation and had rads just

pinging off of it and we're all just

690

:

standing around outside it like it's

691

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yep You can

be inside of Airwolf and be safe but

692

:

you're also safe being outside of Airwolf

693

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

it's got a force field y'all Do you

694

:

not know about the Airwolf force field

The anti radiation Airwolf Force Field

695

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: If they

just had American super helicopter

696

:

technology everybody in the

Chernobyl accident um would be fine

697

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Would be Yeah

698

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Airwolf built Ford Tough

699

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: This

show is sponsored by Jeep Gosh

700

:

Well

701

:

maybe not

702

:

anymore

703

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

back to me so

704

:

Ford to give me a

705

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: guys Our

last sponsor was Albanian Arugula So

706

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Albania Arugula built

707

:

Ford tough It still works

708

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: a Jeep

709

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

in a Jeep Wrangler

710

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: picture of a

Jeep Wrangler Albanian Arugula built

711

:

Ford Chuff That's our next shirt

712

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yes Yes So

this is where we meet while we're all

713

:

standing around the helicopter and it is

clear there is some previous beef here

714

:

What did IV do to our current Airwolf crew

715

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: I assume

he has been in other episodes

716

:

because they made it seem like we

717

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Mm-hmm

718

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:

should know who this guy is

719

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah Yeah

720

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

has been in one other episode cause when

721

:

I was I-O-D-I-M-D bing him and trying to

figure out I knew him from um which is

722

:

disappointingly not miracle Um it said

that he had been in one previous episode

723

:

but I didn't read the like anything about

the previous episode cause I was like

724

:

that feels like a that feels like a bad so

725

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: I think they

caught him in America right Because

726

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

probably

727

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: think

they mentioned at some point

728

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Yeah

729

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: cause the

the general and him seem to also have

730

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Mm-hmm

731

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: and KGB I guess

and military don't always get along But

732

:

maybe maybe Airwolf caught him doing

something in America like in op

733

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

was he doing an op back up I'm

734

:

doing an op He's very bad at his job

735

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Does

736

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

announces it to

737

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: does your

um late elementary school son call

738

:

you an ops Sometimes Laura Okay

739

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: one hasn't

740

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

What that A

741

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yeah it's

it's like an operative like basically

742

:

like you spying on me You an op Yeah

743

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: All right

744

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: My students

are a little bit too old to use

745

:

that seriously but my 6-year-old

son does know what AOP means so

746

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: How

747

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: yeah

748

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

That's

749

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: good I'm gonna

750

:

if that's

751

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

I

752

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Maybe

he can bring a new slang to the

753

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Ooh

754

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:

so cool when you bring a

755

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: there you go

756

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

yeah that's true

757

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Uh so

758

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

concerned about the children calling

759

:

people ops though That just feels a little

760

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: oh

a little dystopian Like like

761

:

the dystopia that we live in

762

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Yeah

763

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: oh too

764

:

real

765

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: the fact that

we're siding with the literal bad guy in

766

:

this show again not again No we've never

really been on their side except for maybe

767

:

World War ii I think a little bit and then

768

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: but

Vladimir in this show seems like a good

769

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:

That's true That's fair

770

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:

I don't know about part

771

:

he seemed

772

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:

This is a good of Vladimir

773

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:

Yeah is the Vladimir you

774

:

the Vladimir you

775

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yeah Oh

776

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

and Soviets Russia I don't

777

:

even know where to go with that

778

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Okay

779

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

the red me familiar

780

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: oh God

781

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: just get

that one in there Yeah Uh so back in

782

:

America someone from the company is

yelling at Jason about this whole thing

783

:

He's definitely let his team get too

crazy company man seems to me like

784

:

he is trying to do an archangel voice

785

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Mm

786

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Glow

Did you feel that way I was like oh

787

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: He definitely

he has archangel energy for sure

788

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:

but he's doing a bad

789

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yeah

790

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: it I

guess Aaron tells me this actor is

791

:

also the cigarette smoking man in

792

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: No way

793

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: is a

794

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:

The smoking man no way

795

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

he's a smoking

796

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Whoa

797

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: never

seen X-Files but with a name like

798

:

that I was like oh that has to be

like significant in some way Surely

799

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

could one could argue the X-Files is

800

:

a masculine TV show from the nineties

801

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: You

just wanna watch the X-Files Dana

802

:

Scully I think is a female icon

803

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah I think

if we need a break maybe we can do that

804

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

she could correct she could

805

:

just my back Bain did to Batman

and I would say thank you

806

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: I want

to point out in this next scene

807

:

our general got from Moscow to the

Arctic Circle in like 30 minutes I don't

808

:

know geography but that seems wrong

809

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: That was pretty

fast And the rad count is up to 30 guys

810

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Do we think

811

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Mm-hmm

812

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Union has their own airwolf

813

:

Is it called Air Tiger Siberian Tiger

814

:

Air Wolf yeah

815

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Uh at

some point somebody says the word

816

:

I think it's the lady I think

it's hot lady colleague that

817

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Yes

818

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Airwolf

is an impressive vessel and she

819

:

does not say it as whistle Just so

820

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Oh check off

821

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

That's that's so sad wanted some

822

:

Dude

823

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:

whistle in this one

824

:

Uh so the general wants to take

Airwolf to the reactor but we are

825

:

gonna do it the Russians US guys and

uh they refuse Obviously no one else

826

:

is getting inside of Airwolf Uh but

the general asks Ivv if they can be

827

:

trusted with this whole thing and he

says yes or kind of vouches for them

828

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yep Yeah

829

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

archive built Ford

830

:

in a Jeep Wolf

831

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: We also see

Bronski with the patients um and one

832

:

of them dies and this sparks him to

suit up get into you know a casual

833

:

tank He just like I don't I don't know

834

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: tank

835

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: light Yeah

You know it's the tank for the weekends

836

:

Um and then he's on camera and Dr

Rostov who is the lady um I think

837

:

they call her Katerina later Um

838

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: thought it was

839

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: was it

oh Alexandra Yep You're right

840

:

Um and she's watching this

on camera um happen and

841

:

you know he he's a very

selfless character I think

842

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: His suit looks

a little better than the containment

843

:

team that had like the yellow plastic

suit He's got like a foil looking

844

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yep

845

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: uh with a

very silly hatch But uh Probably more

846

:

protective than the little yellow

847

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Mm-hmm

848

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Uh oh So Beth

849

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Yes

850

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: you the wrong

thing you missed the really misogyny

851

:

grade A misogyny that I wanted you to see

852

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Yeah because I was like you said that

853

:

and I was like waiting for the misogyny

I was like racism check but misogyny

854

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Glow

Did you catch the grade A misogyny

855

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:

that Joe was kept back

856

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: No

857

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Oh okay nevermind

858

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: This is Mike

As they like come into their the control

859

:

center or whatever for the nuclear

power plant and they meet Alexandria Uh

860

:

Mike makes a joke that he thought all

Russian women were built like trucks

861

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: right I

forgot about that And he puffs himself

862

:

up to look like like a bodybuilder

863

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Uncle Joey you dumb bitch

864

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: And then gin is

865

:

like well you should see their

track team or whatever And just like

866

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

oh

867

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: the

listener since you're not watching

868

:

this episode because why would

you waste your time this way

869

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

okay listener I didn't watch

870

:

this episode either We could

we could go over it together

871

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yes Yes So like

they meet Alexandria and she like turns to

872

:

lead them and they're making these jokes

right behind her back Like it's horrific

873

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

She heard every single one of them and

874

:

it's sitting there like I feel unsafe

875

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah

876

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

because probably I mean I'm gonna guess

877

:

that there's been a lot of like propaganda

you know on either side right Uh telling

878

:

Americans not to trust Russians and

Russians not to trust Americans And then

879

:

there are these two Americans like being

gross and lecherous at her while she's

880

:

trying to do her job Like that's Ugh

881

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:

Yeah Does it help

882

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

no that's

883

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: so they're

trying to you know go in and get uh

884

:

Vladimir because he's gonna damage himself

trying to take care of everything by

885

:

himself in this reactor And at Air Wolf

decide to swap the women as hostages for

886

:

each other Basically like they're gonna

keep Lady Airwolf and send Dr Alexandria

887

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Jesus

888

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yep

889

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:

to rescue Vladimir because uh

890

:

lady Airwolf is insurance Guys

I can't remember her name Was

891

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Her name is Joe Santini

892

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Joe Yeah

Joe San or Joanna Santini Yep

893

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:

That's it That's it Okay

894

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Um after this

happens the rad count turns up to 40

895

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Uh

896

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: or 35 I I can't

tell And then it cuts to broski turning

897

:

the valve the correct way this time

898

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Ah

899

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Mm-hmm

900

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:

in Soviet Russia Valve turns

901

:

you I

902

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: and

903

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

But really listener righty

904

:

tidy lefty Lucy It's very

905

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: but maybe

not in Soviet Russia We're not sure

906

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Yeah that's true I have no idea

907

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Alright

Airwolf is up in the air and they

908

:

end up calling Jason from Airwolf and

sending pictures um of what's going on

909

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yes

Uh so Vlad gets the pipe shut uh

910

:

but the Russians overheard the

911

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yeah

912

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: a steam

explosion causes Vlad to fall

913

:

over the ledge Aaron paused here

because he was laughing really

914

:

hard Uh Glow Did you see the helmet

fall off the actor as he went over

915

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: I saw something

and I wasn't quite sure what was going on

916

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: don't know

if this was supposed to happen because

917

:

the way they cut to it he still had his

helmet on on the ground So it wasn't like

918

:

oh no he went over and he lost his helmet

Now he is gonna die It was just like

919

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yikes

920

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: still had

it on So it was like they didn't cut

921

:

the scene well enough that you didn't

922

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: And they were

they were just like yeah our budget

923

:

already sucks We we're not gonna pay

this guy to fall over a ledge again

924

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah

925

:

So now we've got dark cloud of

926

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yep

927

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: The reactors

melting down begs gin to land and rescue

928

:

flat but they're like no there's like so

much radiation we can't open this door

929

:

And so they just have the little there's

a harness button I guess and they drop a

930

:

harness just like a a yellow rope uh thing

931

:

To

932

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

legit Totally totally legit.

933

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yeah,

934

:

wanna open the door so they

wouldn't get radiation.

935

:

And it, I mean, it's a cool scene,

you know, as far as action, you

936

:

know, the action movie quality of

this is, you know, somebody dangling

937

:

from a helicopter is pretty sweet.

938

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:

Yeah That's a classic action

939

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Mm-hmm.

940

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Uh, the

reactor explode as they fly him away

941

:

and Vlad gets rushed to medical.

942

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:

And the rads are up to 45.

943

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

I.

944

:

And then Vlad gets, uh,

emerges a superhero they call

945

:

Rad Vlad or Vlad the Impaler.

946

:

Whichever you dear

947

:

feel is

948

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:

That, that, that one's taken.

949

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Well,

950

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: What

951

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

maybe we're repurposing.

952

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Rad.

953

:

Vlad

954

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

I like that because he, he does

955

:

an, he does a kick flip on the

skateboard and then he stabs somebody.

956

:

It's a good, a good time,

957

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Rad.

958

:

Vlad Scientist, dad.

959

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Yeah.

960

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah.

961

:

That's

962

:

That's, that's

963

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Although

964

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: a

965

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: There you go.

966

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

and in Soviet Russia, kick

967

:

you?

968

:

Okay.

969

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: so IV

calls Syngen out on being a dick

970

:

back at the headquarters for calling

home and sending pictures, and

971

:

I honestly, guys, I'm kind of on

972

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yeah

973

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:

here, like, what are you doing

974

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yep.

975

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:

That was stupid.

976

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: B's pissed.

977

:

Yep.

978

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Mm-hmm.

979

:

Uh, the company guy and Jason

are yelling at each other.

980

:

The company is washing

their hands of werewolf, but

981

:

Jason's PTO has been approved.

982

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yeah.

983

:

So Jason says, Hey, send me in there.

984

:

Um, not Archangel guy is saying,

sorry, Airwolf doesn't exist anymore

985

:

as far as we are concerned since this

happened, and Jason is going to take

986

:

his vacation days to go to Russia.

987

:

And we know that this happened

because Beth and I, uh, I at least

988

:

watched half of the second part

and Beth watched the whole thing.

989

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

Yeah, he, uh, he pretends to run a

990

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yep.

991

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

or

992

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yep.

993

:

half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:

I think.

994

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Get ready guys.

995

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: I think we

might need to see part two for hijinks.

996

:

That sounds like some hijinks jinx.

997

:

glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: You would

think it would be funnier, honestly.

998

:

Yeah.

999

:

laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah.

:

00:49:29,987 --> 00:49:30,207

For

:

00:49:30,287 --> 00:49:31,577

-:

making it sound way

:

00:49:31,577 --> 00:49:33,047

more entertaining than,

:

00:49:33,407 --> 00:49:33,767

was.

:

00:49:34,127 --> 00:49:36,857

-:

episode with nuclear accidents, it

:

00:49:36,857 --> 00:49:38,477

should have been way more exciting.

:

00:49:39,347 --> 00:49:39,737

-:

Yeah.

:

00:49:40,637 --> 00:49:42,467

superhero came out of this.

:

00:49:42,677 --> 00:49:46,517

We didn't actually get red

flag, and I'm upset about it.

:

00:49:47,312 --> 00:49:50,972

-:

is that the RAD count is now up to 55.

:

00:49:51,947 --> 00:49:53,027

-:

:

00:49:54,347 --> 00:49:57,437

that sounds like a lot of rads,

but I don't know anything about

:

00:49:57,557 --> 00:49:57,847

-:

:

00:49:59,177 --> 00:50:02,627

-:

general locks up the air wolf team.

:

00:50:02,927 --> 00:50:08,447

It's gonna turn him over to KGB,

uh, then he IV a little bit of

:

00:50:08,447 --> 00:50:10,367

shit about trusting these guys.

:

00:50:10,847 --> 00:50:12,827

So I don't know if he trusts them.

:

00:50:12,827 --> 00:50:16,937

There must have been some

other, like hijinks when he,

:

00:50:16,937 --> 00:50:18,287

he was discovered in America.

:

00:50:18,377 --> 00:50:18,887

I don't know.

:

00:50:19,817 --> 00:50:21,557

Uh, but

:

00:50:22,622 --> 00:50:22,982

-:

:

00:50:23,177 --> 00:50:24,077

-:

I'm kind of with

:

00:50:24,617 --> 00:50:25,157

-:

:

00:50:25,307 --> 00:50:30,947

-:

from here on out because like uh.

:

00:50:31,277 --> 00:50:33,707

They don't stay locked up very long.

:

00:50:33,857 --> 00:50:38,957

They like blow the locks and Jim just

has like in his pockets, some like lint

:

00:50:39,437 --> 00:50:42,407

and like shoves it in there and lights

it on fire and boom blows the lock.

:

00:50:43,247 --> 00:50:46,727

-:

these ladies, and I wanna admit it

:

00:50:46,787 --> 00:50:51,917

to the, the listener at the moment,

after they clap for Bronski, when he

:

00:50:51,917 --> 00:50:54,017

comes back in and they say, stop it.

:

00:50:54,737 --> 00:50:59,087

I watched the last five minutes

of this show three times,

:

00:50:59,417 --> 00:51:00,017

-:

:

00:51:00,317 --> 00:51:03,857

-:

got distracted by something else.

:

00:51:04,457 --> 00:51:08,747

And because I, my brain just

would not focus in it, I,

:

00:51:08,747 --> 00:51:10,577

it was done with this stuff.

:

00:51:10,577 --> 00:51:12,557

So, Laura, you are on your own.

:

00:51:13,562 --> 00:51:14,492

-:

:

00:51:14,507 --> 00:51:14,957

-:

:

00:51:15,182 --> 00:51:18,932

-:

everybody is like, oh, Vlad is so brave.

:

00:51:18,932 --> 00:51:19,892

Clap, clap, clap, clap.

:

00:51:19,892 --> 00:51:21,272

And he is not into it.

:

00:51:21,272 --> 00:51:24,452

He is like, this is really bad, you guys.

:

00:51:24,992 --> 00:51:26,492

We've gotta fix this.

:

00:51:27,092 --> 00:51:30,362

Um Alexandria wants to

take over so he can rest.

:

00:51:30,362 --> 00:51:31,532

And he says, no.

:

00:51:32,102 --> 00:51:34,292

Uh reactor one is in total meltdown.

:

00:51:34,292 --> 00:51:38,792

If they can't stop it in 24 hours,

reactors two and three will also blow.

:

00:51:39,212 --> 00:51:39,422

-:

:

00:51:39,812 --> 00:51:42,452

-:

a 24 hour clock on this thing, which

:

00:51:42,452 --> 00:51:44,252

I assume happens in the next episode.

:

00:51:45,722 --> 00:51:46,382

Uh,

:

00:51:47,357 --> 00:51:49,037

-:

A lot of stuff is now making sense

:

00:51:49,037 --> 00:51:53,027

because I didn't realize that

there was like a recap happening.

:

00:51:53,987 --> 00:51:58,517

Uh, 'cause again, there was a lot

of cold medication involved in my

:

00:51:58,517 --> 00:52:02,987

watching, um, and a fever and um, like.

:

00:52:02,987 --> 00:52:06,227

I wasn't sure what was happening, 'cause

it kind of seemed like a recap, but then

:

00:52:06,227 --> 00:52:10,187

they immediately dove into the episode

and there was no, like, it was after

:

00:52:10,187 --> 00:52:14,747

the opening credits and so I was wildly

confused and now I'm less confused.

:

00:52:15,632 --> 00:52:16,442

-:

I am glad we're filling

:

00:52:17,312 --> 00:52:17,492

in

:

00:52:17,972 --> 00:52:18,842

gaps for you.

:

00:52:19,562 --> 00:52:24,392

Uh, so they're stuck in that room,

but syngen like, blows the locks and

:

00:52:24,392 --> 00:52:28,052

then they go like running through

the, like servers and stuff that

:

00:52:28,052 --> 00:52:29,582

are in this nuclear power plant.

:

00:52:30,347 --> 00:52:31,007

-:

yes.

:

00:52:31,472 --> 00:52:38,012

-:

go left into a room and it's the medical

:

00:52:38,012 --> 00:52:43,352

area and they're just kind of staring at

the, the people who are hurt, you know,

:

00:52:43,352 --> 00:52:45,422

the patients and the nurses and whatever.

:

00:52:45,482 --> 00:52:48,752

And then we cut to the Russians

realizing they're gone and they're

:

00:52:48,752 --> 00:52:52,952

running through the servers and they're

looking everywhere and they turn left.

:

00:52:53,672 --> 00:52:59,162

They come into the medical room and

like Mike and Syngen are like hooked up,

:

00:52:59,162 --> 00:53:01,502

giving blood transfusions to these guys.

:

00:53:01,772 --> 00:53:05,852

So like psych, the Americans

weren't leaving and being jerks,

:

00:53:05,852 --> 00:53:08,432

they were doing blood transfusions.

:

00:53:08,432 --> 00:53:09,272

Ha ha ha.

:

00:53:09,272 --> 00:53:12,152

It seemed like jokes and I

was like, I don't know guys.

:

00:53:12,962 --> 00:53:17,042

-:

so, uh, how off base am I here?

:

00:53:17,072 --> 00:53:23,762

Um, in my head, uh, it is literally

the chase scene through the Mattel,

:

00:53:24,272 --> 00:53:26,702

um hallways in the Barbie movie.

:

00:53:27,617 --> 00:53:28,982

-:

:

00:53:28,982 --> 00:53:29,432

-:

yeah.

:

00:53:29,912 --> 00:53:30,662

Okay, cool.

:

00:53:31,922 --> 00:53:35,612

I didn't know Margot Robbie was

also in Airwolf, but that is very

:

00:53:35,642 --> 00:53:37,742

-:

:

00:53:39,152 --> 00:53:42,002

-:

and my God, she's not aging a day still.

:

00:53:42,002 --> 00:53:43,412

Looks like she's in her twenties.

:

00:53:43,412 --> 00:53:43,892

Wow.

:

00:53:45,452 --> 00:53:46,232

-:

:

00:53:47,762 --> 00:53:50,102

begs the general to let

these Americans help.

:

00:53:50,492 --> 00:53:52,772

She begs our cough, but it's all futile.

:

00:53:52,772 --> 00:53:53,762

Nobody cares.

:

00:53:54,602 --> 00:54:00,122

Um, the Kremlin calls the general

to fire him 'cause he is like not

:

00:54:00,122 --> 00:54:02,222

wrapping this up fast enough, you know.

:

00:54:03,362 --> 00:54:09,962

And then, uh well the general is on the

phone with the Kremlin, the American team.

:

00:54:09,962 --> 00:54:12,512

Airwolf is locked in

this other room, right?

:

00:54:12,662 --> 00:54:16,592

And Mike pulls up the other

phone and starts sassing the

:

00:54:16,592 --> 00:54:18,152

Kremlin about the whole thing.

:

00:54:20,882 --> 00:54:26,192

And then, uh, uh, makes a dated

joke about all their phones in

:

00:54:26,192 --> 00:54:28,202

this facility are party lines.

:

00:54:32,612 --> 00:54:40,592

and then we cut to Jason looking

for running or Russian sports yells

:

00:54:40,592 --> 00:54:43,022

at our company, man and leaves.

:

00:54:43,862 --> 00:54:45,872

that's part one.

:

00:54:47,972 --> 00:54:50,012

-:

was definitely an episode.

:

00:54:50,012 --> 00:54:50,432

-:

:

00:54:50,577 --> 00:54:51,507

-:

It did happen.

:

00:54:52,437 --> 00:54:56,312

did happen on television that that episode

:

00:54:57,807 --> 00:55:00,537

-:

how we wanted this engine spinoff?

:

00:55:00,972 --> 00:55:01,602

-:

:

00:55:01,632 --> 00:55:05,712

Now, listening back, you know, you

know, obviously we're recording

:

00:55:05,712 --> 00:55:10,542

ahead and we're listening to things

come out as we're still recording.

:

00:55:10,812 --> 00:55:14,142

And we asked for a Syngen spinoff, guys.

:

00:55:14,202 --> 00:55:17,742

It was like prescient, visions of Airwolf.

:

00:55:18,132 --> 00:55:24,882

And now that we have it, now,

I wanna say though, if we had.

:

00:55:25,242 --> 00:55:30,822

This show, but with like better writing

and a better, you know, a better budget,

:

00:55:31,272 --> 00:55:34,932

like Baby Van Dyke could definitely do it.

:

00:55:36,152 --> 00:55:36,442

-:

:

00:55:36,597 --> 00:55:37,737

-:

Yeah, like that's the thing.

:

00:55:37,737 --> 00:55:43,197

It's like, I don't like the

dude Jason, you know, also a

:

00:55:43,197 --> 00:55:46,767

very fine actor Um Yeah.

:

00:55:47,007 --> 00:55:49,407

And you know, he was

spooky in the X-Files,

:

00:55:50,217 --> 00:55:50,727

correctly.

:

00:55:51,247 --> 00:55:54,097

You know, there is good

acting in the show.

:

00:55:54,097 --> 00:55:56,497

They're just not being given any material

:

00:55:56,917 --> 00:55:57,097

and

:

00:55:57,157 --> 00:55:58,807

-:

:

00:55:59,392 --> 00:56:00,742

-:

think it, I think the actors

:

00:56:00,742 --> 00:56:02,992

are fine for, for what it is.

:

00:56:03,247 --> 00:56:05,017

-:

exactly exactly.

:

00:56:05,137 --> 00:56:07,957

-:

they're writing sinjin, I don't like

:

00:56:08,122 --> 00:56:08,542

-:

:

00:56:08,887 --> 00:56:09,487

-:

I know,

:

00:56:09,667 --> 00:56:10,897

-:

:

00:56:11,227 --> 00:56:12,097

-:

me too.

:

00:56:12,232 --> 00:56:16,792

-:

this like guy who was worth saving for so

:

00:56:17,047 --> 00:56:17,497

-:

Yeah

:

00:56:17,872 --> 00:56:18,877

-:

and he is all right.

:

00:56:18,877 --> 00:56:20,077

-:

he's he's

:

00:56:20,197 --> 00:56:20,527

-:

:

00:56:20,562 --> 00:56:20,782

-:

:

00:56:21,907 --> 00:56:24,127

-:

you know, but he's not like heads and

:

00:56:24,127 --> 00:56:27,127

tails above the rest of the people the

:

00:56:27,127 --> 00:56:28,537

world You know?

:

00:56:29,737 --> 00:56:30,127

-:

:

00:56:30,547 --> 00:56:31,087

-:

I don't know.

:

00:56:32,542 --> 00:56:34,642

-:

go into Russian airspace, like

:

00:56:34,642 --> 00:56:37,882

with no secrecy plan or anything.

:

00:56:37,882 --> 00:56:39,532

I was just like, man, that's not smart.

:

00:56:39,982 --> 00:56:43,672

And then calling home,

man, that's not smart.

:

00:56:45,292 --> 00:56:50,752

And like making sexist remarks about a

Russian scientist right behind her back.

:

00:56:50,752 --> 00:56:51,622

That's not smart.

:

00:56:52,012 --> 00:56:52,432

Like

:

00:56:53,197 --> 00:56:53,767

-:

it's weird,

:

00:56:53,857 --> 00:56:58,387

-:

get, kept catch himself in Vietnam,

:

00:56:58,537 --> 00:57:00,847

like, because he's not so smart?

:

00:57:00,847 --> 00:57:00,907

Yeah.

:

00:57:02,137 --> 00:57:02,487

-:

right?

:

00:57:02,662 --> 00:57:03,322

-:

:

00:57:03,322 --> 00:57:03,982

Yeah

:

00:57:04,012 --> 00:57:07,912

-:

we did not watch the Syngen episode.

:

00:57:08,062 --> 00:57:11,782

You know, we had the beginning of this

one, but there was a Syngen episode

:

00:57:11,782 --> 00:57:17,632

that explained him that we, that, you

know, mash skipped over for us, so.

:

00:57:18,632 --> 00:57:21,572

-:

I just think that this spinoff

:

00:57:21,572 --> 00:57:26,012

could have been, it would've

solved their budgetary issues.

:

00:57:27,212 --> 00:57:33,302

And would've been, I think, a more

compelling watch had it been something

:

00:57:33,572 --> 00:57:42,482

more, um, serial more along the lines

of like, um, an Aaron Sorkin esque

:

00:57:43,222 --> 00:57:46,522

focus on the company kind of show.

:

00:57:47,332 --> 00:57:51,802

Like if he had kind of taken

over for Archangel, for example.

:

00:57:52,162 --> 00:57:57,562

And so we kind of were more in

the company than running missions.

:

00:57:57,562 --> 00:58:00,652

And then occasionally we run

missions when it's really important

:

00:58:01,402 --> 00:58:02,692

would've solved their budgetary

:

00:58:03,232 --> 00:58:09,802

that would've told us more about Syngen,

that would've given us more hijinks, and

:

00:58:09,802 --> 00:58:17,122

I think had, um, the potential to be a

very well written, very compelling show

:

00:58:17,872 --> 00:58:18,162

-:

:

00:58:18,262 --> 00:58:18,952

-:

personally.

:

00:58:19,677 --> 00:58:19,967

-:

:

00:58:20,562 --> 00:58:22,452

-:

Network tv Call up Beth.

:

00:58:23,062 --> 00:58:23,812

She's got ideas.

:

00:58:23,812 --> 00:58:26,512

-:

I am a 30 something year old

:

00:58:26,512 --> 00:58:31,232

woman, so I'm not exactly the

target audience, but it's fine.

:

00:58:33,242 --> 00:58:35,792

-:

so what do we do from here?

:

00:58:36,032 --> 00:58:37,232

-:

Well, we don't have to roll.

:

00:58:37,232 --> 00:58:37,522

-:

Yeah,

:

00:58:37,617 --> 00:58:38,217

-:

:

00:58:38,307 --> 00:58:39,867

-:

yeah, that's the next thing.

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Well, I'm gonna say that I was

subjected to half of the second

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episode, and since I have the notes

for it, I just wanna keep going.

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I'm gonna be honest.

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re maybe it'll redeem itself

'cause I didn't get to the end.

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But Beth, I don't think it does.

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Uh, looking at your face,

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No, but you know.

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jokes to be had, Beth, since

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you have already watched it?

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Let's like see, are we, if we

go to this well, will we pull

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something out with which to

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I

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Beth did tell us that we are what,

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the hundred and 46th rated improv.

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The hundred and

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Yes,

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in the United States

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on uh apple Podcast.

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in Canada though, so if our

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Canadian listeners can really

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us on Apple, apple podcasts.

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stand on guard for thee and Canada.

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We hate Trump too, so,

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God, keep your land glorious and

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we we do not.

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We are a funk.

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We are a fuck Trump sort of

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podcast

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haven't noticed it on any of the,

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the, uh, IP of what happened here?

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Podcasts?

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noticed it, your listening is, uh,

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do you have an auditory processing

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that we need to slow down for

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If you do let us

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Yeah.

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get it.

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all a little neuro spicy here.

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no kidding.

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Come in the water's very neuro spicy.

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so we're gonna do it.

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We're gonna do part

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part two.

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Let's electric boogaloo this

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the, the listeners.

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so it does speak to my soul.

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The listeners deserve

this, guys for us to follow

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Yeah.

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I think we can pull out, uh, some water

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the swell.

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It might be poop water,

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Yeah,

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It might be completely

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irradiated

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it's okay.

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We'll all turn into our

own version of Rad Vlad,

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the end of the day, that's

really all that matters.

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nothing else, we get one more hour

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together making Soviet Russia jokes.

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So

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That's all we can ask for.

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all anyone

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Russia, friendship choose you.

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Perfect Ending Beth.

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Goodbye listener.

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Have a lovely

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Cool Girls Don't Look at Explosions
Have you ever been curious about what men watched in the 80's and 90's, but didn't want to sit through it? Have we got a show for you! Join Beth, Glo, and Laura as they skip through dude centric TV while laughing, mocking, and maybe finding the secret feminism.