S1 E12 Airwolf: Rad Vlad, Scientist Dad, Part 1
In this episode, the girls pitch Airwolf spinoffs and give us some Dick Van Dyke facts.
Transcript
glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Okay.
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:Oh my god, guys, this like, it was painful
and not because I watched half of the
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:second part and then had to go back.
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:That was painful too.
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:But this was so bad.
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Sure, sure.
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:Yeah.
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
I like, I am, you know, very ill at
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:the moment and had a very hard time
staying awake for this episode, and I'm
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:feeling very validated that everyone
else who's not ill was also struggling
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:to stay awake for this episode.
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: I think
Aaron might have fallen asleep.
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:I didn't fall asleep 'cause I was
taking notes, but I think he might have,
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Oh my goodness.
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:Alright.
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:This is Glow and this is cool
Girls don't look at explosions.
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:A place where we watch dude television,
but quickly because we have naps to take
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:and sometimes during an episode because
these episodes were boring as shit.
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Boom.
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Anyway, I'm glow
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
I'm Beth.
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: And I'm Laura
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: and um,
so I accidentally watched part of
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:part two of this, which I assume
we'll watch part two as well please.
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:So it wasn't a waste of time or we
could skip it 'cause I can already
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:tell you it's not interesting.
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: I really
wondered if we should have a debate at
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:the end on whether we were gonna watch it.
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:And I, as I like, went into the episode,
I thought, I'm gonna be team watch part
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:two Right
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Yeah,
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Because I'm a
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Mm-hmm.
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: this
is the thing that I'm gonna
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:need, I'm gonna need closure on
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Mm-hmm.
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: And I
was like, hopefully someone will
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:take up the like counter argument
of no, we shouldn't do this.
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:Uh, so we kind have like a little
tension in the episode now I'm
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:like, oh, but do I have to,
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yeah,
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: I
have to be a completionist about
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: because,
because like this, it's so boring
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:that I can't believe that they stretch
out the boring for two episodes.
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Right.
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:And like un to the actor's credit
though, they really, they tried,
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:they took what they were given
Barry Van Dyke does some fun like
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:gymnastics and just hops up on a desk.
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:My knees could never,
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: right.
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
and like, yeah.
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: younger Van
Dyke here, after you guys pointed
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:that out to me, it is really fun
watching him because he does have so
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:much of his dad and his mannerisms.
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:It's really fun to watch.
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: his
face, his face just looks like Van
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:I'm like, eh,
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:I'm having trouble with him as
like macho man lead, though.
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:I keep seeing like musical theater
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:Maybe
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:I'm just too too poisoned by a
childhood with Mary Poppins in it.
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:But
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Guys, can I just tell
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
I mean
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:
thing about Dick Van Dyke?
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:And I'm like, I know
he's still alive, guys.
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:Do you know how old he
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:
one amazing thing.
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Do you know how old
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
he like is?
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:he
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: He is 99.
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:If he makes it to, if he makes it to
December 13th of this year, he will
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:have lived to be a hundred years old.
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
OMG.
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:Of course he's a Sagittarius.
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:That makes so much sense.
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Wow.
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:Let's hope, uh, I mean, Betty
White got really close, didn't she?
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:But
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
She did
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: get to take
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:home there,
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Can
I also put in that, uh, do you
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:guys know how old his wife is?
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:
please don't say 30.
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Not that weird.
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Okay, good.
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: wife
is almost half his age at 53.
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Still weird.
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yeah.
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:But
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:watch, like they made some really
wholesome videos back during the pandemic
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:and like they are so cute together.
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:Like she could be his kid.
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:Actually, I wonder if she's like
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:
She could be like his grandkid
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:technically Yeah
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: I wonder.
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:So, okay.
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:So his children, Barry Van
Dyke is, is uh, gin, right?
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:Uh, yeah, he's exactly 20 years
older than his dad's wife.
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Oh
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yeah.
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:He's, he
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
a little weird
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:
years old right now.
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Hysterical.
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:Okay.
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Oh.
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:And there's pictures
of him with the family.
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:Aw.
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:Anyway, I'll stop looking at
my phone, but it's so sweet.
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Well,
yeah, I mean, looking up Dick Van
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:Dyke's, like Family Tree is more
interesting than most of the stuff
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:that happens in, of grad part one.
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:Unfortunately.
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Uh
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Truly.
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:And another interesting fact.
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:So right?
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:The dude who's a, like you are
the ladies, so you all going
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:to go take care of people.
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:Um, that guy looked really familiar to me.
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Oh no
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
place him.
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:So I went to his IMDB and that
guy like, he's like the guy.
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:In an episode of Supernatural, where
the boys go to prison, it's the Folsom
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:Prison episode to anyone else who spent
a very long time watching Supernatural.
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: I feel like
you're either all in for Supernatural
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:or you just haven't watched it.
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:And I've, I watched the first
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:
There's no in between
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: I watched
the first episode where like the
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:people are crawling on the ceiling
and it's like burning, and I'm
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:like, this is too intense for me.
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:And everybody's like, oh, it's so funny.
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:Those two are so hilarious.
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:And I'm just like, this is traumatizing.
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:What am I watching?
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
My sister, uh, she watched the
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:first episode as well and then
quit for a while 'cause she
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:found, uh Jensen Kels character.
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:So repulsive in that first
episode that she could not deal
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:with it cause he really, he really
sucked in that first episode.
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:Thank you.
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: It
just seems like one of those shows
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:there's probably a lot of seasons, right?
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Yeah.
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:Yeah.
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:He definitely grows and,
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah.
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:Yeah.
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:But the, the like volume of
seasons is what keeps me away.
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:It's like I
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:many things to watch and I
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
that's fair.
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: I just can't.
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:Maybe we should last time on
Supernatural with me, just
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Okay.
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:I'd be okay with that.
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: I'll go
back and guest for a season over there.
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:That'd be great.
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Yeah
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:
be in on some of the stuff.
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Honestly though, boys,
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
You could skip full seasons of that at
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: LTO
Pod, supernatural, we're throwing
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:it on the spreadsheet for you.
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:Okay.
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Yeah.
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:Yeah.
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:'cause it's, there are some,
there are some episodes that
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:are genuinely really fun.
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:Um.
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:And, uh, there's a episode that
actually is, I'm gonna tell this story.
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:Uh I hope I'm not sealing Ferris Thunder,
but, um, there's a supernatural episode
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:
oh, so this is the beef.
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:This is the beef he
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
This is the be.
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: tells me.
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Yeah.
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:Yeah.
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:one of the first stories he told
me when we first started dating.
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:It was like
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:flirt.
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: that's a
good story to tell as a flirt though,
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:because you're gonna get Right?
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:And if you, uh, uh are just wanting
to like litmus test somebody
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:really quick, like, are you cool?
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Right?
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:
you'll find out, you'll find out.
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: So I just
dropped it in our, our Pod fam
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:Discord and Jair has already watched
Supernatural, so they cannot do it on LTO.
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
that's, I was thinking
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:he had already watched it
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Oh yeah, that makes sense.
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah.
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:Well, we could kick Jair off for
a season and Laura could replace
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: There you go.
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Laura could replace Jair.
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:Yeah,
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: I think if
Jeff Fair could have a podcast with
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:his name on it and not actually do
anything, he would probably be so happy.
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: he would
be like, yeah, this is the dream.
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
I would totally edit that too.
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:I could totally like give Erin
a break and edit that and it
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:would just be supernatural drops.
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:It's fine.
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:But
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:um
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: we've avoided
talking about this episode for about
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
literally talking about another show.
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:But the other thing I
found out about Archive,
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:So Archive, um, also was
in an episode of Viper.
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Oh,
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
time on,
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:so
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: thing
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: him
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: go Even in
our household guys he'll he'll hold up
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:listener I have my two fingers held up
and he'll go what Every time he says Viper
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
and he didn't do it once all last night
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:I should have I should have said Viper
So we had to do it in front of my folks
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Ben back on
over it Who are you So we can talk about
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:the Battlestar Galactica Vipers some more
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Oh that's so smart
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: it
every time he says the word viper
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:Uh don't let him listen to this
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Okay do do do
it Have him do the bit He'll love it
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:Do you wanna know What
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:Wanna know what's as rad as
our podcast the rads that are
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:registering on the Airwolf sensors
going over the Soviet Union
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Oh
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:no
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: with
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Air Horns
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: radiation
puns We need to just like fill this
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:up with radiation puns or something
because you know for an episode that was
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:very very very very clearly like being
topical about the Chernobyl disaster
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Yeah
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:
Not terribly interesting
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
right And that was like a pretty
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:intense moment of time period
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:
th:
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:do we know when this aired
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:
I think we talked about
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:I think this was a year
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: A year after
Okay that makes sense So there was
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:a little bit of time for hindsight
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah
Yeah And the writers to be like
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:oh we wanna write about current
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Mm-hmm
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:
Everybody's over Vietnam now
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:we all wanna talk about this
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: no
Right because they don't really
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:even talk about Syn J and
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Yeah
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Vietnam
anymore It's the Soviets and Libya and
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah
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:all Syngen spent as a
prisoner of war Right
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:Right
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
yeah And like okay hear me out Um that
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:would be a very good series wouldn't
it Like maybe it wouldn't have been
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:for the time but having like syn j just
kind of like go on these missions while
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:dealing with his trauma like confronting
his trauma and kind of like facing it
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:um and working through it would Really
have added some depth to the show
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:and also would've kind of helped them
skirt their budget issues cause like
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:it would be more about the characters
and less about the action adventure
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yes
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:Like add
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:some tension without like
dangling a guy from a helicopter
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:like
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
cause we can't afford the helicopter you
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: But as as
far as um budget went for this one
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:I was actually surprised on how much
air wolves zoomies were in this one
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Mm-hmm
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
yeah And not
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yeah So they they
put a little bit of money in this and I
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:wondered about the set as well um because
it sure does look at least industrial
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:If not you know a an actual nuclear site
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Yeah
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Uh the the
most distracting thing about the like
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:budget problems with the show listener
if you're not you know seeking it out
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:on Roku or whatever to watch it with us
is that they have like one camera that's
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:recording on film and they have like other
POV shots that are shot on uh VHS and the
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:quality is different Like within scenes
you'll have like a shot uh angled at one
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:person in this way and then they'll cut
to the VHS and it is so distractingly bad
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Yeah
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: even
notice that You notice that too Beth
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: the quality but
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
I did notice that but on so much
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:I am taking so many cold medicine
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:that I just kind of thought
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: No
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
my brain was being a woo like
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:
no Not your brain Aaron
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:of those technical details like you
do and he pointed it out to me He
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:was like this is just hideously bad
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Yeah
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: And
it might've been fine on TVs
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:of the day I suppose You know
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
well yeah That's true cause the TVs
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:were dinky back in the day Not like
these big ass ones we've got now
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Okay so
we're registering high Rads They
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:decide okay this is bad enough to
cross international space to go into
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:the Soviet Union and try to help out
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: yeah Uh
even though Soviet Union probably
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:really doesn't want our help and
actually says so several times
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
y'all I'm pretty sure I
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:watched part two and not part
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:one
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: I told you
Did yours did yours Did yours start
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:with them in a uh room quarantined off
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Mm-hmm
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Oh
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Barry Van Dyke hopped on the table And
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: So I didn't
I didn't miss something I really didn't
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
no
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yeah
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:So I suggest we just keep
going and you add quippy
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Beth about this
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Beth
let's tell her all about it
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:Laura and she
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:
did how did they
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: yeah
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
What happened here The
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:episode
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: So just just so
you guys know we're we are watching and
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:um I I caught that they were not labeled
correctly And I did tell Beth but I'm
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:gonna be honest that's why I had to ask
Laura who had already watched it you know
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:cause they could have just been in media
res but that was really and I thought I'm
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:like mm this is giving these writers a
little bit too much credit Um because and
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:you know and it's not how Airwolf has been
told you know what I mean Like there's
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:nothing like cool and artsy about it So I
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: me that
eagle is not cool and artsy come
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: I mean string
Fellow is cool and artsy He literally
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:has a cabin full of priceless art
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Right
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Which I assume he's retreat
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: is gone
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yeah I
assume this is he's retreated there
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: I
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:hope yeah
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
I think he is now friends with the
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Okay
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
and the Eagle goes on missions with
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Okay
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
and um uh not Syngen Stringfellow
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:now can ride the Eagle
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: mm
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
uh as well That would also be a very much
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:more entertaining show than the show we're
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: That's fair
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Uh so
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: So the sci
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
tell me more
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: are chatting
about the core and that things are
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:going wrong and I like how they show
us that we are in Russia by it was
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:literally one second of Red Square
like I don't know if you guys caught
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:that you could literally blink and how
quickly they went from Red Square back
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:to back to scientists It was really
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah Yeah
gosh I should have looked up the actors
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:I you know as far as like The Russian
actors We had the only one that I believed
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:might be Russian was our main scientist
here who is talking about like it seems
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:like there's three reactors at this
nuclear plant Right we have one that's
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:not cooling down which I think is what
happened to the Chernobyl disaster How it
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:started was one reactor was going out of
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:control and uh then it caught
to the other two eventually but
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: I actually
I haven't I I know the the touchstone
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:right now is the Cher Noble series
Beth you watch that right Am I crazy
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Um
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:I
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:did not watch that I I had
a I really wanna watch it Um
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:it's one of those where like
I don't know if I'm gonna be
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:able to handle the stress level
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Yeah Or the rad level
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
yeah Ha Like I really I love horror movies
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:because it's kind of this place where
I can you know because like a monster's
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:not gonna come out of a lake and stab a
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:bunch of people you know So it's like
this it's this it's this place where I
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:can safely explore my anxiety without
um Having to deal with any real world
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Mm
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:
Yeah It's not too real right
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
yeah It's like it's a fantastical
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:world where I can ex you know feel
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Get
out of the actual horror of
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:the real world Yeah Fair enough
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: That's
that's the thing about a like Chernobyl
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:documentary is you have to confront as
you're watching it Oh well you don't have
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:to I suppose But people like us confront
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:while we're
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:it that this happened
to real people and real
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:not survive this
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Right
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah Yeah
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
it's yeah and it's just one of those where
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:like it's very catastrophic Something
like that is just so catastrophic and
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:it it when it starts happening you can't
really do Much to stop it And so it's
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:that kind of thing that stresses me out
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:a lot Um so I'm basically I haven't
watched it cause I'm big baby Um
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: I I feel
you I understand uh this this guy
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:that we're confronting it with that
I think might actually be so pseudo
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:Russians his name is Vladimir of course
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Vladimir
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:
a a handful of Russian names
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
I did cross reference the people in
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:I guess part two um with the cast
of Miracle cause I was really hoping
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:that one of them would've been in it
like on the Russian hockey team so
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:we could I could make everybody watch
Miracle We could talk about it but no
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Oh damn Damn
Uh so Vlad wants us to vent reactor
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:number one open the water link Um
but his hot lady colleague objects
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:and he says there's no choice Okay
About hot lady colleague for a second
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Yes
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: is hot lady
colleague's relationship to Dr Brosky
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: So
they seem they seem not Not that
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:they're in love but definitely
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: I hope
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yeah And definite
I think it's just a um very competent
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:younger female scientist working under
a very competent older scientist And
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:I it I think as far as I'm reading it
is that they have affection for each
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:other in that that they respect each
other for how brilliant each other are
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: I really
hoped it was like mentor mentee
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:things that it was like oh wait
this guy said it gotta be like
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:her dad or something They're
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: They're
really close with each other Yeah
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: And then
I was like I God I hope it's not
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:like romantic relationship cause
I couldn't tell It's very scary
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Oh
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: I dunno maybe
they were trying to add sexy into
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:a very unsexy episode I don't know
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: unsexy
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:Yeah They have no choice They've got a
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:to open this water link and all that stuff
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:All I know the science of Chernobyl
uh is that graphite cooled reactors
438
:are not a great idea And that's what
Chernobyl was I don't know if any of
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:the science that applies to Chernobyl
actually applies to this episode No idea
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
But we do have some very smart listeners
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:who probably somebody's I would
guess knowing uh The brilliance of
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:a lot of our listeners Um somebody's
special interest was Chernobyl
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Right
We wanna hear from you in the
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:is your call Come tell us
everything you know about Chernobyl
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: And
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
we are
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: follow us on
Discord We have such interesting people
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:with interesting interests and specialties
and you know um of our listeners mark
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:told us about his uh uh Relationship with
older TV shows and that you know we had
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:talked about a couple weeks ago that uh
you know why do we see Libya again here
451
:as the big bad And then you know he kind
of schooled us on you know well it didn't
452
:matter There's they weren't serialized
therefore you know Libya just was a big
453
:bad so you could just insert it just
like you could insert Russia anywhere
454
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: okay so
Airwolf is almost a Soviet space
455
:and they've been calling home to
Jason in the cave He's just in the
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:cave and he can just talk to Airwolf
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Hold up There's a dude in a cave
458
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Jason
our new like not archangel guy
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yeah
460
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
guys didn't see part two
461
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: did I saw half
of it So Jason this is I not spoiling
462
:a ton because this episode says it
he does make it to Russia and like
463
:is is hitchhiking to stove abroad
464
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
hitchhiking and gets
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:confused for Bill Cosby Uh
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: my God
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
might which I that's a racism
468
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Well no I think like
469
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:
you to look out for
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Yeah And I was like ah yes
471
:I must be watching the right
episode because this is a racism
472
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: damn
473
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
And he like rubs his
474
:the rubs his fingers Like like it was
475
:Um
476
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: the scientist
is talking to bureaucrat guy I don't
477
:know who he is but um he basically
478
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Demitri
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Dmitri
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: We
get a Some kind of Dmitri level
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:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
course of course His name is Dmitri
482
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: And Bronski
basically is like didn't you read my
483
:report And he says I didn't read the
report And then later you see him like
484
:reading the report that he didn't read
485
:Yeah
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: he like takes
it was like a sealed envelope and he looks
487
:at it and then he just shreds it He's like
no one ever sent me a report blah blah
488
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: yep
489
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Bureaucracy and
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: It said
491
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Baby
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:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: on it So
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:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah
494
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Right
495
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: the rad count
496
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: full of oh yeah
497
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Oh I'm sorry
498
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Oh I
499
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: the rad count
So there's a rad counter and it kind of
500
:builds the tension and it jumps up to
20 Yeah Kind of right Yeah It jumps up
501
:to 20 and sometimes it goes up by fives
but because the uh the counter is really
502
:poorly done it looks like it jumps by 10
and it stays the same It's really weird
503
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah Uh Mike
gets in a good crack here as the he wolf
504
:is like detecting the rads and says that
the Rads are bouncing off them like the
505
:check like his own checks that he writes
And I was like boom Mike no check fraud
506
:do check fraud here
507
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Now Okay so which one's Mike again Help
508
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: He's the
Dave Coulier looking character
509
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Word Okay Wow
510
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Uncle Joey I
511
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yes Yes
512
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Yes Him Yeah Yeah He would have
513
:bounced checks He looks like
he looks like a check fraudster
514
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: yep Yeah So
Syngen really wants to to go into Russian
515
:airspace He's really hard for that Uh and
516
:The Airwolf has figured out
that the massive radiation
517
:is coming from Staava grad
518
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
So what you're saying is the only thing
519
:harder than gin's boner for Russian
airspace is the ice Russian airspace
520
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah
521
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Amen Air horns
522
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Woo I'd be such a menace with an
523
:horn
524
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: So the
containment team arrives these poor
525
:guys and they're like yellow plastic
526
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: mm-hmm
527
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: and uh Vlad
has informed them like they need to
528
:close this valve and leave and then
they're turning the valve the wrong way
529
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yeah we
see it We see him watching these
530
:guys turn the valve more open and
531
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
they not have righty tidy lefty
532
:Lucy in
533
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: don't know man I
534
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: question Yeah
535
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: And we see that
the pressure was building There's a broken
536
:pipe that that little piece of footage
gets a lot of airtime lots of steam They
537
:definitely did a steam budget for this
because there's lots of steam everywhere
538
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah Uh
Jason calls Airwolf and tells them
539
:like Nope Washington got through
to the Kremlin and the Kremlin said
540
:nothing's wrong and you need to go
away and gin just doesn't listen
541
:like nah me and my magic helicopter
we can do some stuff here got Zoomies
542
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: You know they
make a really good point later but I think
543
:it's a good one to put in Now if you know
this is definitely American or you know
544
:uh uh United States hubris here because
if a Russian helicopter landed on Three
545
:Mile Island which is a reference that
they make we would not be okay with this
546
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Right
Yeah So I I mean I think there is
547
:a real context of like I I believe
it was Poland started detecting
548
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Oh
549
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: one of
one of the nearby countries And and
550
:Chernobyl is in Ukraine by the way It is
551
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Mm-hmm
552
:Yep
553
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Uh yeah
554
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Huh
555
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
It's there's I think there's
556
:weird like ownership though
557
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: there's some
there's issues with Russia and Ukraine
558
:Ownership I hadn't heard about that
559
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
I think I think with Chernobyl where
560
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Oh
561
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
is concerned but I
562
:remember
563
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:
uh this Soviet Russia at
564
:though
565
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Yeah I had to write a
566
:screenplay um about it It was very
funny and much more entertaining than
567
:to toot
568
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah
569
:Yeah
570
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Chernobyl the comedy
571
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
well it was called 10 days
572
:This was this was long
573
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:
it was an explosive hit
574
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
like in:
575
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Good
576
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Alright But like it basically Gorbachev
577
:leaves a large sum of treasure
somewhere int wool and gives Putin
578
:uh and his bestie who plays the
cello but is also an assassin uh like
579
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:
string fill of hawk Are you back
580
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
basically um tells them uh you know
581
:gives them a map to follow and then
they have to like go on this treasure
582
:hunt in Chernobyl and he rides a
bear at some point It's ridiculous So
583
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah yeah yeah
584
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
not Not important but
585
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:
historical context
586
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Yeah Yeah
587
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: believe
that the United States was actually
588
:calling like in the days up to
total disaster and saying like Hey
589
:hey you guys okay okay up there
590
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
And they were all like
591
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah
592
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
don't worry
593
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:
So Chernobyl you I
594
:just I just you know just zoomed in
on Google It is just north of Kyiv
595
:and you're right you know uh modern
Ukraine it is there and it's you
596
:know modern day actually closer to
Belarus um than actual Russia Yep
597
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: maybe it was
that was like freaking out But there
598
:there was a country that was like Hey
um uh getting a lot of weird stuff
599
:floating around so you know the United
States was like Hey everything Okay
600
:And
601
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Vibe check
602
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: if uh
if the Soviet government had like
603
:admitted earlier that hey something's
going wrong like it it is possible
604
:that other countries could have
helped But don't know that Airwolf
605
:is the show that can solve that for
606
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: So I just looked
it up because I know that um there are
607
:probably some history nerds especially
in our discord um putting their finger
608
:on their glasses um and pushing it up
at the moment Um and I knew that I knew
609
:this uh had to have been uh so Belarus
did not get independence from the Soviet
610
:Union until 1991 So Belarus would've been
part of the Soviet Union at that point
611
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
that Okay Yeah that that that's right That
612
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: was not
613
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
somebody nearby said the vibe
614
:is off and Ukraine was like
don't even worry about it babe
615
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah
616
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
What vibe
617
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Uh
618
:yeah What vibes It's Russia
where there are no vibes
619
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Soviet Russia vibe Check you
620
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: I I really
think that we just need to make
621
:those jokes the rest of this episode
622
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Oh for sure
623
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah
624
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: And a
very quick check It was Sweden
625
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: ah
626
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Fact checking ourselves
627
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Thank
you for doing that cause I was
628
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Mm-hmm
629
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
I was not either
630
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: check me in the
631
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Fair enough
632
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
was abba See Abba called
633
:and was like the vibe is
634
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Chickita tell me what's wrong
635
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: would know
636
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Exactly And Soviet Union
637
:was like is Chickita not me
638
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Cher Noble
639
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
the and the other half of Russia
640
:it was just like ah it's Abba
And they were too starstruck to
641
:talk And and Chernobyl happened
642
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Um
643
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Abba tried to save the world but it's
644
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: we see Airwolf
Zoomies and the Soviets shoot at
645
:Airwolf and they're like what the heck
Why does this thing why is this thing
646
:impervious to what we're doing to it
647
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Mm-hmm
648
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
I assume there's the
649
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: And I will say
you know on top of you know this being a
650
:very boring episode every time that banger
comes on man it just you know shoots
651
:you up a few points in my ratings so
652
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:
At least there's
653
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: yep
654
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah Yeah
655
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
It is It is Pump Up
656
:for sure
657
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah So at
the plant the team gets rushed to medical
658
:help Uh Vlad calls the Kremlin again Um
659
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Kremlin says what is an ow wolf
660
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: I know
that was that was funny I did have a
661
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: That was cute
662
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:
doesn't understand
663
:neither
664
:guy
665
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: we've
been trying to figure it out
666
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Russia airwolf you
667
:This is my contribution
to the show this week
668
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:
You're just here to
669
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: That's plenty
670
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Well I am very clammy so
671
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Oh my gosh
672
:so sorry
673
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
it's okay
674
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Uh
675
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Sorry Fault
676
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Syngen requests
permission to land but doesn't get it
677
:Uh the Kremlin since they're military
guy I wrote military guy I think he's a
678
:I don't
679
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: I just
called him in general as well I don't
680
:even know if we got a name for him
681
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: I don't
682
:He was boring
683
:them
684
:Uh and
685
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Soviet guy
686
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: yeah for some
reason there's a hanger for airwolf to
687
:land inside of which it does And this
makes me laugh so hard We all just stand
688
:around in this hangar Airwolf which
has supposedly been like flying through
689
:bunches of radiation and had rads just
pinging off of it and we're all just
690
:standing around outside it like it's
691
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yep You can
be inside of Airwolf and be safe but
692
:you're also safe being outside of Airwolf
693
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
it's got a force field y'all Do you
694
:not know about the Airwolf force field
The anti radiation Airwolf Force Field
695
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: If they
just had American super helicopter
696
:technology everybody in the
Chernobyl accident um would be fine
697
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Would be Yeah
698
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Airwolf built Ford Tough
699
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: This
show is sponsored by Jeep Gosh
700
:Well
701
:maybe not
702
:anymore
703
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
back to me so
704
:Ford to give me a
705
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: guys Our
last sponsor was Albanian Arugula So
706
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Albania Arugula built
707
:Ford tough It still works
708
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: a Jeep
709
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
in a Jeep Wrangler
710
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: picture of a
Jeep Wrangler Albanian Arugula built
711
:Ford Chuff That's our next shirt
712
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yes Yes So
this is where we meet while we're all
713
:standing around the helicopter and it is
clear there is some previous beef here
714
:What did IV do to our current Airwolf crew
715
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: I assume
he has been in other episodes
716
:because they made it seem like we
717
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Mm-hmm
718
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:
should know who this guy is
719
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah Yeah
720
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
has been in one other episode cause when
721
:I was I-O-D-I-M-D bing him and trying to
figure out I knew him from um which is
722
:disappointingly not miracle Um it said
that he had been in one previous episode
723
:but I didn't read the like anything about
the previous episode cause I was like
724
:that feels like a that feels like a bad so
725
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: I think they
caught him in America right Because
726
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
probably
727
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: think
they mentioned at some point
728
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Yeah
729
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: cause the
the general and him seem to also have
730
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Mm-hmm
731
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: and KGB I guess
and military don't always get along But
732
:maybe maybe Airwolf caught him doing
something in America like in op
733
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
was he doing an op back up I'm
734
:doing an op He's very bad at his job
735
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Does
736
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
announces it to
737
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: does your
um late elementary school son call
738
:you an ops Sometimes Laura Okay
739
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: one hasn't
740
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
What that A
741
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yeah it's
it's like an operative like basically
742
:like you spying on me You an op Yeah
743
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: All right
744
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: My students
are a little bit too old to use
745
:that seriously but my 6-year-old
son does know what AOP means so
746
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: How
747
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: yeah
748
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
That's
749
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: good I'm gonna
750
:if that's
751
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
I
752
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Maybe
he can bring a new slang to the
753
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Ooh
754
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:
so cool when you bring a
755
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: there you go
756
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
yeah that's true
757
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Uh so
758
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
concerned about the children calling
759
:people ops though That just feels a little
760
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: oh
a little dystopian Like like
761
:the dystopia that we live in
762
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Yeah
763
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: oh too
764
:real
765
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: the fact that
we're siding with the literal bad guy in
766
:this show again not again No we've never
really been on their side except for maybe
767
:World War ii I think a little bit and then
768
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: but
Vladimir in this show seems like a good
769
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:
That's true That's fair
770
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:
I don't know about part
771
:he seemed
772
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:
This is a good of Vladimir
773
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:
Yeah is the Vladimir you
774
:the Vladimir you
775
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yeah Oh
776
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
and Soviets Russia I don't
777
:even know where to go with that
778
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Okay
779
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
the red me familiar
780
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: oh God
781
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: just get
that one in there Yeah Uh so back in
782
:America someone from the company is
yelling at Jason about this whole thing
783
:He's definitely let his team get too
crazy company man seems to me like
784
:he is trying to do an archangel voice
785
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Mm
786
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Glow
Did you feel that way I was like oh
787
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: He definitely
he has archangel energy for sure
788
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:
but he's doing a bad
789
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yeah
790
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: it I
guess Aaron tells me this actor is
791
:also the cigarette smoking man in
792
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: No way
793
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: is a
794
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:
The smoking man no way
795
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
he's a smoking
796
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Whoa
797
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: never
seen X-Files but with a name like
798
:that I was like oh that has to be
like significant in some way Surely
799
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
could one could argue the X-Files is
800
:a masculine TV show from the nineties
801
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: You
just wanna watch the X-Files Dana
802
:Scully I think is a female icon
803
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah I think
if we need a break maybe we can do that
804
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
she could correct she could
805
:just my back Bain did to Batman
and I would say thank you
806
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: I want
to point out in this next scene
807
:our general got from Moscow to the
Arctic Circle in like 30 minutes I don't
808
:know geography but that seems wrong
809
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: That was pretty
fast And the rad count is up to 30 guys
810
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Do we think
811
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Mm-hmm
812
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Union has their own airwolf
813
:Is it called Air Tiger Siberian Tiger
814
:Air Wolf yeah
815
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Uh at
some point somebody says the word
816
:I think it's the lady I think
it's hot lady colleague that
817
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Yes
818
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Airwolf
is an impressive vessel and she
819
:does not say it as whistle Just so
820
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Oh check off
821
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
That's that's so sad wanted some
822
:Dude
823
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:
whistle in this one
824
:Uh so the general wants to take
Airwolf to the reactor but we are
825
:gonna do it the Russians US guys and
uh they refuse Obviously no one else
826
:is getting inside of Airwolf Uh but
the general asks Ivv if they can be
827
:trusted with this whole thing and he
says yes or kind of vouches for them
828
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yep Yeah
829
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
archive built Ford
830
:in a Jeep Wolf
831
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: We also see
Bronski with the patients um and one
832
:of them dies and this sparks him to
suit up get into you know a casual
833
:tank He just like I don't I don't know
834
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: tank
835
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: light Yeah
You know it's the tank for the weekends
836
:Um and then he's on camera and Dr
Rostov who is the lady um I think
837
:they call her Katerina later Um
838
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: thought it was
839
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: was it
oh Alexandra Yep You're right
840
:Um and she's watching this
on camera um happen and
841
:you know he he's a very
selfless character I think
842
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: His suit looks
a little better than the containment
843
:team that had like the yellow plastic
suit He's got like a foil looking
844
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yep
845
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: uh with a
very silly hatch But uh Probably more
846
:protective than the little yellow
847
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Mm-hmm
848
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Uh oh So Beth
849
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Yes
850
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: you the wrong
thing you missed the really misogyny
851
:grade A misogyny that I wanted you to see
852
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Yeah because I was like you said that
853
:and I was like waiting for the misogyny
I was like racism check but misogyny
854
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Glow
Did you catch the grade A misogyny
855
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:
that Joe was kept back
856
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: No
857
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Oh okay nevermind
858
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: This is Mike
As they like come into their the control
859
:center or whatever for the nuclear
power plant and they meet Alexandria Uh
860
:Mike makes a joke that he thought all
Russian women were built like trucks
861
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: right I
forgot about that And he puffs himself
862
:up to look like like a bodybuilder
863
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Uncle Joey you dumb bitch
864
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: And then gin is
865
:like well you should see their
track team or whatever And just like
866
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
oh
867
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: the
listener since you're not watching
868
:this episode because why would
you waste your time this way
869
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
okay listener I didn't watch
870
:this episode either We could
we could go over it together
871
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yes Yes So like
they meet Alexandria and she like turns to
872
:lead them and they're making these jokes
right behind her back Like it's horrific
873
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
She heard every single one of them and
874
:it's sitting there like I feel unsafe
875
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah
876
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
because probably I mean I'm gonna guess
877
:that there's been a lot of like propaganda
you know on either side right Uh telling
878
:Americans not to trust Russians and
Russians not to trust Americans And then
879
:there are these two Americans like being
gross and lecherous at her while she's
880
:trying to do her job Like that's Ugh
881
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:
Yeah Does it help
882
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
no that's
883
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: so they're
trying to you know go in and get uh
884
:Vladimir because he's gonna damage himself
trying to take care of everything by
885
:himself in this reactor And at Air Wolf
decide to swap the women as hostages for
886
:each other Basically like they're gonna
keep Lady Airwolf and send Dr Alexandria
887
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Jesus
888
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yep
889
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:
to rescue Vladimir because uh
890
:lady Airwolf is insurance Guys
I can't remember her name Was
891
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Her name is Joe Santini
892
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Joe Yeah
Joe San or Joanna Santini Yep
893
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:
That's it That's it Okay
894
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Um after this
happens the rad count turns up to 40
895
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Uh
896
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: or 35 I I can't
tell And then it cuts to broski turning
897
:the valve the correct way this time
898
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Ah
899
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Mm-hmm
900
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:
in Soviet Russia Valve turns
901
:you I
902
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: and
903
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
But really listener righty
904
:tidy lefty Lucy It's very
905
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: but maybe
not in Soviet Russia We're not sure
906
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Yeah that's true I have no idea
907
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Alright
Airwolf is up in the air and they
908
:end up calling Jason from Airwolf and
sending pictures um of what's going on
909
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yes
Uh so Vlad gets the pipe shut uh
910
:but the Russians overheard the
911
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yeah
912
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: a steam
explosion causes Vlad to fall
913
:over the ledge Aaron paused here
because he was laughing really
914
:hard Uh Glow Did you see the helmet
fall off the actor as he went over
915
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: I saw something
and I wasn't quite sure what was going on
916
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: don't know
if this was supposed to happen because
917
:the way they cut to it he still had his
helmet on on the ground So it wasn't like
918
:oh no he went over and he lost his helmet
Now he is gonna die It was just like
919
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yikes
920
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: still had
it on So it was like they didn't cut
921
:the scene well enough that you didn't
922
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: And they were
they were just like yeah our budget
923
:already sucks We we're not gonna pay
this guy to fall over a ledge again
924
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah
925
:So now we've got dark cloud of
926
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yep
927
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: The reactors
melting down begs gin to land and rescue
928
:flat but they're like no there's like so
much radiation we can't open this door
929
:And so they just have the little there's
a harness button I guess and they drop a
930
:harness just like a a yellow rope uh thing
931
:To
932
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
legit Totally totally legit.
933
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yeah,
934
:wanna open the door so they
wouldn't get radiation.
935
:And it, I mean, it's a cool scene,
you know, as far as action, you
936
:know, the action movie quality of
this is, you know, somebody dangling
937
:from a helicopter is pretty sweet.
938
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:
Yeah That's a classic action
939
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Mm-hmm.
940
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Uh, the
reactor explode as they fly him away
941
:and Vlad gets rushed to medical.
942
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:
And the rads are up to 45.
943
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
I.
944
:And then Vlad gets, uh,
emerges a superhero they call
945
:Rad Vlad or Vlad the Impaler.
946
:Whichever you dear
947
:feel is
948
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311:
That, that, that one's taken.
949
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Well,
950
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: What
951
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
maybe we're repurposing.
952
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Rad.
953
:Vlad
954
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
I like that because he, he does
955
:an, he does a kick flip on the
skateboard and then he stabs somebody.
956
:It's a good, a good time,
957
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Rad.
958
:Vlad Scientist, dad.
959
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Yeah.
960
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah.
961
:That's
962
:That's, that's
963
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Although
964
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: a
965
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: There you go.
966
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
and in Soviet Russia, kick
967
:you?
968
:Okay.
969
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: so IV
calls Syngen out on being a dick
970
:back at the headquarters for calling
home and sending pictures, and
971
:I honestly, guys, I'm kind of on
972
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yeah
973
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:
here, like, what are you doing
974
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yep.
975
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311:
That was stupid.
976
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: B's pissed.
977
:Yep.
978
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Mm-hmm.
979
:Uh, the company guy and Jason
are yelling at each other.
980
:The company is washing
their hands of werewolf, but
981
:Jason's PTO has been approved.
982
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yeah.
983
:So Jason says, Hey, send me in there.
984
:Um, not Archangel guy is saying,
sorry, Airwolf doesn't exist anymore
985
:as far as we are concerned since this
happened, and Jason is going to take
986
:his vacation days to go to Russia.
987
:And we know that this happened
because Beth and I, uh, I at least
988
:watched half of the second part
and Beth watched the whole thing.
989
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
Yeah, he, uh, he pretends to run a
990
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yep.
991
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
or
992
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Yep.
993
:half-dead-100--feral_1_03-02-2025_201311:
I think.
994
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: Get ready guys.
995
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: I think we
might need to see part two for hijinks.
996
:That sounds like some hijinks jinx.
997
:glo_1_03-02-2025_201311: You would
think it would be funnier, honestly.
998
:Yeah.
999
:laura_1_03-02-2025_191311: Yeah.
:
00:49:29,987 --> 00:49:30,207
For
:
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-:making it sound way
:
00:49:31,577 --> 00:49:33,047
more entertaining than,
:
00:49:33,407 --> 00:49:33,767
was.
:
00:49:34,127 --> 00:49:36,857
-:episode with nuclear accidents, it
:
00:49:36,857 --> 00:49:38,477
should have been way more exciting.
:
00:49:39,347 --> 00:49:39,737
-:Yeah.
:
00:49:40,637 --> 00:49:42,467
superhero came out of this.
:
00:49:42,677 --> 00:49:46,517
We didn't actually get red
flag, and I'm upset about it.
:
00:49:47,312 --> 00:49:50,972
-:is that the RAD count is now up to 55.
:
00:49:51,947 --> 00:49:53,027
-::
00:49:54,347 --> 00:49:57,437
that sounds like a lot of rads,
but I don't know anything about
:
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-::
00:49:59,177 --> 00:50:02,627
-:general locks up the air wolf team.
:
00:50:02,927 --> 00:50:08,447
It's gonna turn him over to KGB,
uh, then he IV a little bit of
:
00:50:08,447 --> 00:50:10,367
shit about trusting these guys.
:
00:50:10,847 --> 00:50:12,827
So I don't know if he trusts them.
:
00:50:12,827 --> 00:50:16,937
There must have been some
other, like hijinks when he,
:
00:50:16,937 --> 00:50:18,287
he was discovered in America.
:
00:50:18,377 --> 00:50:18,887
I don't know.
:
00:50:19,817 --> 00:50:21,557
Uh, but
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00:50:22,622 --> 00:50:22,982
-::
00:50:23,177 --> 00:50:24,077
-:I'm kind of with
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00:50:24,617 --> 00:50:25,157
-::
00:50:25,307 --> 00:50:30,947
-:from here on out because like uh.
:
00:50:31,277 --> 00:50:33,707
They don't stay locked up very long.
:
00:50:33,857 --> 00:50:38,957
They like blow the locks and Jim just
has like in his pockets, some like lint
:
00:50:39,437 --> 00:50:42,407
and like shoves it in there and lights
it on fire and boom blows the lock.
:
00:50:43,247 --> 00:50:46,727
-:these ladies, and I wanna admit it
:
00:50:46,787 --> 00:50:51,917
to the, the listener at the moment,
after they clap for Bronski, when he
:
00:50:51,917 --> 00:50:54,017
comes back in and they say, stop it.
:
00:50:54,737 --> 00:50:59,087
I watched the last five minutes
of this show three times,
:
00:50:59,417 --> 00:51:00,017
-::
00:51:00,317 --> 00:51:03,857
-:got distracted by something else.
:
00:51:04,457 --> 00:51:08,747
And because I, my brain just
would not focus in it, I,
:
00:51:08,747 --> 00:51:10,577
it was done with this stuff.
:
00:51:10,577 --> 00:51:12,557
So, Laura, you are on your own.
:
00:51:13,562 --> 00:51:14,492
-::
00:51:14,507 --> 00:51:14,957
-::
00:51:15,182 --> 00:51:18,932
-:everybody is like, oh, Vlad is so brave.
:
00:51:18,932 --> 00:51:19,892
Clap, clap, clap, clap.
:
00:51:19,892 --> 00:51:21,272
And he is not into it.
:
00:51:21,272 --> 00:51:24,452
He is like, this is really bad, you guys.
:
00:51:24,992 --> 00:51:26,492
We've gotta fix this.
:
00:51:27,092 --> 00:51:30,362
Um Alexandria wants to
take over so he can rest.
:
00:51:30,362 --> 00:51:31,532
And he says, no.
:
00:51:32,102 --> 00:51:34,292
Uh reactor one is in total meltdown.
:
00:51:34,292 --> 00:51:38,792
If they can't stop it in 24 hours,
reactors two and three will also blow.
:
00:51:39,212 --> 00:51:39,422
-::
00:51:39,812 --> 00:51:42,452
-:a 24 hour clock on this thing, which
:
00:51:42,452 --> 00:51:44,252
I assume happens in the next episode.
:
00:51:45,722 --> 00:51:46,382
Uh,
:
00:51:47,357 --> 00:51:49,037
-:A lot of stuff is now making sense
:
00:51:49,037 --> 00:51:53,027
because I didn't realize that
there was like a recap happening.
:
00:51:53,987 --> 00:51:58,517
Uh, 'cause again, there was a lot
of cold medication involved in my
:
00:51:58,517 --> 00:52:02,987
watching, um, and a fever and um, like.
:
00:52:02,987 --> 00:52:06,227
I wasn't sure what was happening, 'cause
it kind of seemed like a recap, but then
:
00:52:06,227 --> 00:52:10,187
they immediately dove into the episode
and there was no, like, it was after
:
00:52:10,187 --> 00:52:14,747
the opening credits and so I was wildly
confused and now I'm less confused.
:
00:52:15,632 --> 00:52:16,442
-:I am glad we're filling
:
00:52:17,312 --> 00:52:17,492
in
:
00:52:17,972 --> 00:52:18,842
gaps for you.
:
00:52:19,562 --> 00:52:24,392
Uh, so they're stuck in that room,
but syngen like, blows the locks and
:
00:52:24,392 --> 00:52:28,052
then they go like running through
the, like servers and stuff that
:
00:52:28,052 --> 00:52:29,582
are in this nuclear power plant.
:
00:52:30,347 --> 00:52:31,007
-:yes.
:
00:52:31,472 --> 00:52:38,012
-:go left into a room and it's the medical
:
00:52:38,012 --> 00:52:43,352
area and they're just kind of staring at
the, the people who are hurt, you know,
:
00:52:43,352 --> 00:52:45,422
the patients and the nurses and whatever.
:
00:52:45,482 --> 00:52:48,752
And then we cut to the Russians
realizing they're gone and they're
:
00:52:48,752 --> 00:52:52,952
running through the servers and they're
looking everywhere and they turn left.
:
00:52:53,672 --> 00:52:59,162
They come into the medical room and
like Mike and Syngen are like hooked up,
:
00:52:59,162 --> 00:53:01,502
giving blood transfusions to these guys.
:
00:53:01,772 --> 00:53:05,852
So like psych, the Americans
weren't leaving and being jerks,
:
00:53:05,852 --> 00:53:08,432
they were doing blood transfusions.
:
00:53:08,432 --> 00:53:09,272
Ha ha ha.
:
00:53:09,272 --> 00:53:12,152
It seemed like jokes and I
was like, I don't know guys.
:
00:53:12,962 --> 00:53:17,042
-:so, uh, how off base am I here?
:
00:53:17,072 --> 00:53:23,762
Um, in my head, uh, it is literally
the chase scene through the Mattel,
:
00:53:24,272 --> 00:53:26,702
um hallways in the Barbie movie.
:
00:53:27,617 --> 00:53:28,982
-::
00:53:28,982 --> 00:53:29,432
-:yeah.
:
00:53:29,912 --> 00:53:30,662
Okay, cool.
:
00:53:31,922 --> 00:53:35,612
I didn't know Margot Robbie was
also in Airwolf, but that is very
:
00:53:35,642 --> 00:53:37,742
-::
00:53:39,152 --> 00:53:42,002
-:and my God, she's not aging a day still.
:
00:53:42,002 --> 00:53:43,412
Looks like she's in her twenties.
:
00:53:43,412 --> 00:53:43,892
Wow.
:
00:53:45,452 --> 00:53:46,232
-::
00:53:47,762 --> 00:53:50,102
begs the general to let
these Americans help.
:
00:53:50,492 --> 00:53:52,772
She begs our cough, but it's all futile.
:
00:53:52,772 --> 00:53:53,762
Nobody cares.
:
00:53:54,602 --> 00:54:00,122
Um, the Kremlin calls the general
to fire him 'cause he is like not
:
00:54:00,122 --> 00:54:02,222
wrapping this up fast enough, you know.
:
00:54:03,362 --> 00:54:09,962
And then, uh well the general is on the
phone with the Kremlin, the American team.
:
00:54:09,962 --> 00:54:12,512
Airwolf is locked in
this other room, right?
:
00:54:12,662 --> 00:54:16,592
And Mike pulls up the other
phone and starts sassing the
:
00:54:16,592 --> 00:54:18,152
Kremlin about the whole thing.
:
00:54:20,882 --> 00:54:26,192
And then, uh, uh, makes a dated
joke about all their phones in
:
00:54:26,192 --> 00:54:28,202
this facility are party lines.
:
00:54:32,612 --> 00:54:40,592
and then we cut to Jason looking
for running or Russian sports yells
:
00:54:40,592 --> 00:54:43,022
at our company, man and leaves.
:
00:54:43,862 --> 00:54:45,872
that's part one.
:
00:54:47,972 --> 00:54:50,012
-:was definitely an episode.
:
00:54:50,012 --> 00:54:50,432
-::
00:54:50,577 --> 00:54:51,507
-:It did happen.
:
00:54:52,437 --> 00:54:56,312
did happen on television that that episode
:
00:54:57,807 --> 00:55:00,537
-:how we wanted this engine spinoff?
:
00:55:00,972 --> 00:55:01,602
-::
00:55:01,632 --> 00:55:05,712
Now, listening back, you know, you
know, obviously we're recording
:
00:55:05,712 --> 00:55:10,542
ahead and we're listening to things
come out as we're still recording.
:
00:55:10,812 --> 00:55:14,142
And we asked for a Syngen spinoff, guys.
:
00:55:14,202 --> 00:55:17,742
It was like prescient, visions of Airwolf.
:
00:55:18,132 --> 00:55:24,882
And now that we have it, now,
I wanna say though, if we had.
:
00:55:25,242 --> 00:55:30,822
This show, but with like better writing
and a better, you know, a better budget,
:
00:55:31,272 --> 00:55:34,932
like Baby Van Dyke could definitely do it.
:
00:55:36,152 --> 00:55:36,442
-::
00:55:36,597 --> 00:55:37,737
-:Yeah, like that's the thing.
:
00:55:37,737 --> 00:55:43,197
It's like, I don't like the
dude Jason, you know, also a
:
00:55:43,197 --> 00:55:46,767
very fine actor Um Yeah.
:
00:55:47,007 --> 00:55:49,407
And you know, he was
spooky in the X-Files,
:
00:55:50,217 --> 00:55:50,727
correctly.
:
00:55:51,247 --> 00:55:54,097
You know, there is good
acting in the show.
:
00:55:54,097 --> 00:55:56,497
They're just not being given any material
:
00:55:56,917 --> 00:55:57,097
and
:
00:55:57,157 --> 00:55:58,807
-::
00:55:59,392 --> 00:56:00,742
-:think it, I think the actors
:
00:56:00,742 --> 00:56:02,992
are fine for, for what it is.
:
00:56:03,247 --> 00:56:05,017
-:exactly exactly.
:
00:56:05,137 --> 00:56:07,957
-:they're writing sinjin, I don't like
:
00:56:08,122 --> 00:56:08,542
-::
00:56:08,887 --> 00:56:09,487
-:I know,
:
00:56:09,667 --> 00:56:10,897
-::
00:56:11,227 --> 00:56:12,097
-:me too.
:
00:56:12,232 --> 00:56:16,792
-:this like guy who was worth saving for so
:
00:56:17,047 --> 00:56:17,497
-:Yeah
:
00:56:17,872 --> 00:56:18,877
-:and he is all right.
:
00:56:18,877 --> 00:56:20,077
-:he's he's
:
00:56:20,197 --> 00:56:20,527
-::
00:56:20,562 --> 00:56:20,782
-::
00:56:21,907 --> 00:56:24,127
-:you know, but he's not like heads and
:
00:56:24,127 --> 00:56:27,127
tails above the rest of the people the
:
00:56:27,127 --> 00:56:28,537
world You know?
:
00:56:29,737 --> 00:56:30,127
-::
00:56:30,547 --> 00:56:31,087
-:I don't know.
:
00:56:32,542 --> 00:56:34,642
-:go into Russian airspace, like
:
00:56:34,642 --> 00:56:37,882
with no secrecy plan or anything.
:
00:56:37,882 --> 00:56:39,532
I was just like, man, that's not smart.
:
00:56:39,982 --> 00:56:43,672
And then calling home,
man, that's not smart.
:
00:56:45,292 --> 00:56:50,752
And like making sexist remarks about a
Russian scientist right behind her back.
:
00:56:50,752 --> 00:56:51,622
That's not smart.
:
00:56:52,012 --> 00:56:52,432
Like
:
00:56:53,197 --> 00:56:53,767
-:it's weird,
:
00:56:53,857 --> 00:56:58,387
-:get, kept catch himself in Vietnam,
:
00:56:58,537 --> 00:57:00,847
like, because he's not so smart?
:
00:57:00,847 --> 00:57:00,907
Yeah.
:
00:57:02,137 --> 00:57:02,487
-:right?
:
00:57:02,662 --> 00:57:03,322
-::
00:57:03,322 --> 00:57:03,982
Yeah
:
00:57:04,012 --> 00:57:07,912
-:we did not watch the Syngen episode.
:
00:57:08,062 --> 00:57:11,782
You know, we had the beginning of this
one, but there was a Syngen episode
:
00:57:11,782 --> 00:57:17,632
that explained him that we, that, you
know, mash skipped over for us, so.
:
00:57:18,632 --> 00:57:21,572
-:I just think that this spinoff
:
00:57:21,572 --> 00:57:26,012
could have been, it would've
solved their budgetary issues.
:
00:57:27,212 --> 00:57:33,302
And would've been, I think, a more
compelling watch had it been something
:
00:57:33,572 --> 00:57:42,482
more, um, serial more along the lines
of like, um, an Aaron Sorkin esque
:
00:57:43,222 --> 00:57:46,522
focus on the company kind of show.
:
00:57:47,332 --> 00:57:51,802
Like if he had kind of taken
over for Archangel, for example.
:
00:57:52,162 --> 00:57:57,562
And so we kind of were more in
the company than running missions.
:
00:57:57,562 --> 00:58:00,652
And then occasionally we run
missions when it's really important
:
00:58:01,402 --> 00:58:02,692
would've solved their budgetary
:
00:58:03,232 --> 00:58:09,802
that would've told us more about Syngen,
that would've given us more hijinks, and
:
00:58:09,802 --> 00:58:17,122
I think had, um, the potential to be a
very well written, very compelling show
:
00:58:17,872 --> 00:58:18,162
-::
00:58:18,262 --> 00:58:18,952
-:personally.
:
00:58:19,677 --> 00:58:19,967
-::
00:58:20,562 --> 00:58:22,452
-:Network tv Call up Beth.
:
00:58:23,062 --> 00:58:23,812
She's got ideas.
:
00:58:23,812 --> 00:58:26,512
-:I am a 30 something year old
:
00:58:26,512 --> 00:58:31,232
woman, so I'm not exactly the
target audience, but it's fine.
:
00:58:33,242 --> 00:58:35,792
-:so what do we do from here?
:
00:58:36,032 --> 00:58:37,232
-:Well, we don't have to roll.
:
00:58:37,232 --> 00:58:37,522
-:Yeah,
:
00:58:37,617 --> 00:58:38,217
-::
00:58:38,307 --> 00:58:39,867
-:yeah, that's the next thing.
:
00:58:39,867 --> 00:58:44,217
Well, I'm gonna say that I was
subjected to half of the second
:
00:58:44,217 --> 00:58:47,847
episode, and since I have the notes
for it, I just wanna keep going.
:
00:58:47,847 --> 00:58:48,747
I'm gonna be honest.
:
00:58:50,412 --> 00:58:53,832
re maybe it'll redeem itself
'cause I didn't get to the end.
:
00:58:53,832 --> 00:58:55,332
But Beth, I don't think it does.
:
00:58:55,332 --> 00:58:56,952
Uh, looking at your face,
:
00:58:59,622 --> 00:59:00,322
-:No, but you know.
:
00:59:00,447 --> 00:59:02,067
-:jokes to be had, Beth, since
:
00:59:02,067 --> 00:59:03,147
you have already watched it?
:
00:59:03,207 --> 00:59:07,137
Let's like see, are we, if we
go to this well, will we pull
:
00:59:07,137 --> 00:59:08,277
something out with which to
:
00:59:08,592 --> 00:59:09,072
-::
00:59:09,322 --> 00:59:09,442
-:I
:
00:59:09,582 --> 00:59:12,072
-:Beth did tell us that we are what,
:
00:59:12,072 --> 00:59:15,642
the hundred and 46th rated improv.
:
00:59:16,332 --> 00:59:17,022
-:The hundred and
:
00:59:17,232 --> 00:59:18,222
-::
00:59:18,252 --> 00:59:18,822
Yes,
:
00:59:19,242 --> 00:59:20,832
-:in the United States
:
00:59:20,882 --> 00:59:21,502
-::
00:59:21,672 --> 00:59:22,332
-::
00:59:22,422 --> 00:59:24,642
-:on uh apple Podcast.
:
00:59:25,152 --> 00:59:26,172
-::
00:59:27,552 --> 00:59:28,932
-:in Canada though, so if our
:
00:59:28,932 --> 00:59:30,552
Canadian listeners can really
:
00:59:31,092 --> 00:59:31,572
-::
00:59:31,617 --> 00:59:31,737
-::
00:59:31,842 --> 00:59:33,852
-:us on Apple, apple podcasts.
:
00:59:33,927 --> 00:59:34,737
-::
00:59:35,232 --> 00:59:40,182
-:stand on guard for thee and Canada.
:
00:59:40,182 --> 00:59:42,012
We hate Trump too, so,
:
00:59:42,432 --> 00:59:44,052
-:God, keep your land glorious and
:
00:59:44,232 --> 00:59:44,832
-::
00:59:46,872 --> 00:59:48,072
-:we we do not.
:
00:59:48,312 --> 00:59:49,152
We are a funk.
:
00:59:49,512 --> 00:59:52,032
We are a fuck Trump sort of
:
00:59:52,032 --> 00:59:52,782
podcast
:
00:59:52,902 --> 00:59:56,172
-:haven't noticed it on any of the,
:
00:59:56,202 --> 00:59:59,862
the, uh, IP of what happened here?
:
01:00:00,162 --> 01:00:01,512
Podcasts?
:
01:00:02,187 --> 01:00:05,097
-:noticed it, your listening is, uh,
:
01:00:05,457 --> 01:00:07,017
do you have an auditory processing
:
01:00:07,467 --> 01:00:09,447
that we need to slow down for
:
01:00:10,887 --> 01:00:12,027
-:If you do let us
:
01:00:12,357 --> 01:00:13,197
-::
01:00:13,227 --> 01:00:13,647
Yeah.
:
01:00:14,427 --> 01:00:14,877
get it.
:
01:00:15,372 --> 01:00:17,022
-:all a little neuro spicy here.
:
01:00:17,782 --> 01:00:18,202
-::
01:00:18,987 --> 01:00:19,497
-:no kidding.
:
01:00:21,242 --> 01:00:21,542
-::
01:00:21,627 --> 01:00:24,207
-:Come in the water's very neuro spicy.
:
01:00:28,137 --> 01:00:29,037
-:so we're gonna do it.
:
01:00:29,037 --> 01:00:29,847
We're gonna do part
:
01:00:29,952 --> 01:00:30,882
-::
01:00:30,957 --> 01:00:31,407
-:part two.
:
01:00:31,407 --> 01:00:33,147
Let's electric boogaloo this
:
01:00:33,192 --> 01:00:34,722
-:the, the listeners.
:
01:00:34,767 --> 01:00:36,357
-:so it does speak to my soul.
:
01:00:36,462 --> 01:00:36,822
-::
01:00:36,822 --> 01:00:39,582
The listeners deserve
this, guys for us to follow
:
01:00:39,892 --> 01:00:40,312
-::
01:00:41,817 --> 01:00:41,967
-:Yeah.
:
01:00:41,967 --> 01:00:44,637
I think we can pull out, uh, some water
:
01:00:45,027 --> 01:00:45,567
the swell.
:
01:00:45,627 --> 01:00:47,007
It might be poop water,
:
01:00:47,232 --> 01:00:48,432
-::
01:00:49,917 --> 01:00:50,037
-:Yeah,
:
01:00:50,712 --> 01:00:51,762
-:It might be completely
:
01:00:51,762 --> 01:00:52,632
irradiated
:
01:00:53,757 --> 01:00:54,297
-:it's okay.
:
01:00:54,297 --> 01:00:56,997
We'll all turn into our
own version of Rad Vlad,
:
01:00:57,867 --> 01:01:00,657
the end of the day, that's
really all that matters.
:
01:01:00,967 --> 01:01:03,347
-:nothing else, we get one more hour
:
01:01:03,667 --> 01:01:05,707
together making Soviet Russia jokes.
:
01:01:06,687 --> 01:01:06,907
So
:
01:01:06,957 --> 01:01:08,217
-:That's all we can ask for.
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all anyone
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-:Russia, friendship choose you.
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-:Perfect Ending Beth.
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-:Goodbye listener.
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Have a lovely
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