Episode 11

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Published on:

20th Mar 2025

S1 E11 Airwolf: Too Deciduous for Burma

In this episode, the girls find out that you can totally use mannequins as extras in your tv show and it absolutely looks super real and not at all lame.

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Can you just follow me around and

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tell me what to do like in that

voice for the rest of forever?

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: didn't

count as down either, so I'm sure

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you caught like me going, but,

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: But

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

It's

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: but

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

I'll isolate that sound and

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use it as a drop somewhere.

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914:

just the but part,

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Hi and welcome to Cool Girls.

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Don't look at Explosions where

we watch dude tv, but quickly,

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because I guess we're supporting

the Eagles for the Super Bowl.

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: are we now?

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914:

Oh, is that what we're doing?

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

I'm so sorry, Laura.

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That's where my country stands.

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Yes.

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Wait, so

is there a reason why the Eagles,

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this will be after the Super Bowl?

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I'm sure.

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So,

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Well, 'cause there's either the chiefs

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or the Eagles and the Eagles won't

go to Mango Mussolini's White House.

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: uh,

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914:

Oh, isn't that one guy?

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: wait,

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what?

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What's up with the ch I, I literally

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know and don't care, other

than the Lions, which

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they're

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916: I

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: is guy's name?

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We've literally discussed him

and I can't remember his name.

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

which guy.

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: The guy

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who's on The chiefs?

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

guys.

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Uh,

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Tim Tebow?

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He's not a he's not playing anymore.

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Right.

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916: he

faded into obscurity and I'm pretty sure

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he's really into right wing conservatism.

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Well that's why

I wondered when you said Mango Mussolini.

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Or pumpkin spice president.

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: No, I

know who you're talking about.

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Oh, okay.

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Last time the Eagles won a

Super Bowl, they refused Trump's

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uh, invitation to the White

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House.

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: the guy

that I thought was the chief's player,

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I can't find him on their roster,

so nevermind about that whole thing.

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Oh,

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916: Oh

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: you talking

about the guy who talked at the

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university about like women's gender

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

oh.

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Harrison Buki

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Oh, that

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914:

but Curry, that's

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Butcher.

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: butcher.

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

will remember, I will not

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914:

he chiefs player?

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

I believe he was a kicker,

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but like bad at it.

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He's like a terrible kicker.

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He's not a good kicker.

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Not like Jake Bates,

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: How can we forget

his name when we started off with butts?

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Butts.

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Butts.

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Butts, butts.

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: E.

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

he's an insignificant little turd.

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Yeah, that's true.

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: mm-hmm.

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

But he's also insignificant

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and will fade into obscurity.

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We have gotten off topic already.

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I'm so sorry.

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Anyway, I'm glow,

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

I'm Beth.

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: I'm Laura.

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

I wanna get into this trash fire

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that's somehow more of a trash

fire than the rest of Air Wolf.

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: so I do,

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I do wanna say Laura with your,

you know, spoilers from last week.

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Ben was so sad when.

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I knew that it was a new cast,

and I'm like, no, it worked out.

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You know, Laura had a thing, it was

fine, but he was like diabolically

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waiting for me to watch the episode

because he wanted me to be sad.

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Alexa play.

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You can't always get what you want.

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: I think

that we handled it beautifully,

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and when he hears it, he's going

to get a little tear in his eye

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Yeah,

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914:

be proud of our choices.

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Indeed,

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

I think so too.

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I think it was handled beautifully.

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It was a good place to bring it up.

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I, for one, needed that preparation

because there was no Ernest Borg

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nine and the Ernest Borg nine stand.

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It just blows up.

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So

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: God, all we

saw was the backside of the stand-in

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for Ernest Borgne, and it was so sad.

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

know,

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: We

didn't even get to goodbye to Dom.

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Needed that emotional warning.

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I needed to be able to

emotionally prepare for that.

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Frankly,

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: At least we

got a backside stand-in of Ernest Bine.

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Our girl Caitlin was done so dirty.

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

they didn't even

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mention her.

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Like they tell us where Arc Angel is even.

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But like, no mention of Caitlyn.

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It's like she didn't exist,

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: It's rude.

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Yes

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

but, but I know why everything

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went down the way it did.

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Would you like me to tell

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Yes,

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: love the tea.

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Tell me.

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

sec.

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The realty is that, um, in 1986.

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So that would've been like during

season three or after season three.

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Um, Jen Michael Vincent was accused

of hitting a woman in his home

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and charged with felony assault

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Oh

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Not great.

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

and put on trial.

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He was acquitted after his lawyer argued

that she tripped on a phone cord and fell.

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Boo.

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Yes.

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Uh, big boo.

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So even, but even though he was

acquitted, he was essentially, accused

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very publicly of, uh, domestic abuse.

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And

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he

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915:

she say she was abused?

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

yes.

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Yeah, she accused him of domestic

abuse and he, uh, later in life was

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arrested for assaulting a girlfriend.

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So

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one could say that that is

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allegedly.

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: a

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Pattern.

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This

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is all alleged.

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Nobody sue me.

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Um,

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: we

that drop from letter Kenny

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right

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

allegedly,

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Yeah,

no, uh, did he look better to

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anyone else in this episode?

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

he, uh, his dick print looked

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better, I think, uh, in those jeans.

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: He

had had to clean up a little

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bit for some reason to me.

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Yeah,

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he

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Like,

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915:

he was in a hospital bed.

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: yeah.

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

He was a little slurry and he had some

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trouble with that helicopter door there

at the beginning of the episode, but

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yeah.

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Oh, man.

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no, I thought he looked better,

but then again, I thought about it

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and I was like, you know, it was

almost like they were having to

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pay him per word in this episode.

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He said, almost nothing.

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Yeah.

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And he was a little slurry and, but

yes, so CBS canceled airwolf after that.

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Um, which fair?

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They didn't wanna deal with the optics.

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Um, and it was picked

up by the USA network.

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: new network.

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new

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Oh,

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network, shoestring budget.

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Did guys notice

was like, almost Not in this at all.

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Yeah.

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

and there is a reason for

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that.

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Um, so they had almost no money.

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It was all shot in Canada, not in Burma.

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I know that's very ,shocking.

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I will give you a

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: I,

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pick that the, uh, the, the lady de jour

definitely had a Canadian accent, so.

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: yes,

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

miss Joe.

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Um,

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: wrote that.

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I don't believe this

is Burma for a second.

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That was the very first

thing I wrote down.

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

That's fair.

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Ah,

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914:

Far too deciduous.

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: deciduous.

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Yeah.

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It was hella deciduous up

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in

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: there was,

there was Mockingbird for me to track

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this time, guys, but I believe Laura

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: We didn't

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have to pull out the

bird calls for this one.

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We are not gonna be

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: no.

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

greenery was all wrong this episode.

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Yeah.

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Also, did you

guys notice, so you know, I guess jumping

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into the episode, like, you know that

we start in Burma and they had maybe two

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or three actual Asian actors they just

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Uhhuh.

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: on, and

the rest were all from behind,

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

yeah.

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Oh my God.

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: It's so

funny too because like basically

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later the episode admits that like,

yeah, we couldn't get enough people

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for this, so we're just gonna

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use mannequins.

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916: I

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know.

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Oh my God, amazing.

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Um, but that's actually also why

air wolf's not in it very much.

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Um, any shots of airwolf are

almost like they relied almost

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entirely on archival footage

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or on, uh, oh my God, what's the word?

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I'm sorry?

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Stock

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footage.

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Stock footage of airplane or helicopters.

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: definitely.

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Erin noticed that like the archival

footage was definitely on film

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and the new stuff was all on

video because it looks worse.

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Can tell, like when they go

from Air Wolf, they had already

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shot three seasons ago to.

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new.

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'cause it's the, the

quality is visibly worse.

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Yeah, and the sound design was rough.

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Like it was distractingly bad.

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Um, but yeah, so because they had that

choose drink budget, they couldn't even

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afford Earnest Borg nine for a cameo,

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which is the level I would

like to be at as a person.

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Wow.

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

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And we only saw his back.

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: And the killing

off Guys, should we just dive into this?

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'cause like

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Yes,

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: bad.

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

we open on the Burma Highlands,

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it says the Burma Highlands.

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Can you

please play some, um, bagpipes?

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Yes, some Highlander

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: yes.

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

and our SAAC is one Gin hawk.

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Look, I even said it

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Yep.

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: She did it.

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

I did it.

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It hurt me, but I did it.

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Um, and it turns out he is, in

fact, the son of Dick Van Dyke, the

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Really?

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

not, the character.

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: looks at man.

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

He's handsome.

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Yeah.

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Yeah.

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I was like, I don't feel like he should

be acting like action hero right now.

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He should be singing about chimneys.

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Wow.

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like, why are we not trying to sweep

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Julie Andrews off her feet, my guy.

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What's happening?

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Yeah.

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: This is gonna

make me watch this season so much

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harder now that makes me so happy.

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916: He

is also the father of Doug from Clueless.

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It was kind of a more of a bit part

and clueless, but he wasn't clueless.

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The grandson of Dick Tap, van Dyke,

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914:

Oh, interesting.

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

girly movie tie.

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Mm-hmm.

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

um, we start in a prison, like a POW

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camp maybe

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Mm-hmm.

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

was kind Right.

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Is that what you guys were feeling?

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Yeah.

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This is a very confusing military

though, because our British guy is

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like in charge, but the bad guy.

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Yeah.

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So.

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

This could have been

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explained, I feel like, but

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Yeah,

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: I think it's

not supposed to be much sense making.

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

they're like, no one will notice.

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We'll distract them with

stock footage and explosions,

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but anyway.

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Season

four, stock footage and explosions.

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Basically and terrible sound

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Seriously.

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It was embarrassing.

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Uh, but anyway, like honestly, if

I had tried to turn in anything

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close to that sound design in any

of my classes, I would've failed.

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I would've been yelled at by my

teacher and that my teacher would've

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asked me if at any point during

the semester had I been in a coma

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because like it was that bad, y'all.

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What the

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: You heard

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it here,

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: like, yes, I

was in a Stringfellow Hawk style coma.

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Oh,

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hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916: so

yeah, and he's like, some British dude is

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pulling him out of a prison where he just

got into a fight with the guards and was

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also possibly making a shiv out of bamboo.

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glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Yeah.

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laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: And

there's another prisoner who is like

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fragile and he's trying to help him

and he gets in trouble and, I dunno.

335

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Yeah, there's a little white

336

:

saviory business happening.

337

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Yes.

338

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Oh yes.

339

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: He's

our one of two Asian people.

340

:

We have Asian prisoner and Asian guard.

341

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Yeah.

342

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

And

343

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915:

And they definitely like

344

:

different country Asian too.

345

:

Like they, there's no continuity

to where these people are from.

346

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: I'm not gonna

pretend to know anything about Burma

347

:

except that Is Burma still a country guys?

348

:

I didn't think

349

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

is.

350

:

No.

351

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: there's

the extent of my knowledge done.

352

:

Oh.

353

:

Also the Burmese Python.

354

:

I know that.

355

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

So cute.

356

:

We love a danger noodle.

357

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Yep.

358

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: now Myanmar.

359

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Yes, that's right.

360

:

Okay.

361

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Yes.

362

:

Uh, I definitely knew looking at the

scenery, that no Burmese Python was

363

:

going to live there in those trees.

364

:

No,

365

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Well, they can't

366

:

afford the cameo.

367

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Python.

368

:

I love it.

369

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

we can't afford Ernest

370

:

ine or his Burmese python.

371

:

We can't afford Stringfellow Hawks

372

:

Python though.

373

:

Hello?

374

:

Um, Jesus, I'm so sorry.

375

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914:

Apology accepted.

376

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

so then we cut to Santini Air, where Hawk

377

:

is flying with a very pretty lady who

turns out to be Joe Santini, niece of Dom,

378

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: But Caitlin.

379

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

but no Kaitlyn, no mention

380

:

of Caitlyn, nothing.

381

:

Um, and he's being a bit of a

condescending dick to her 'cause he's all

382

:

like, well, I'm surprised you knew the

words for, you know, flying a helicopter.

383

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: is stupid because

she's literally the niece of a guy who

384

:

owns a helicopter studio, you know?

385

:

Hello.

386

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Uh huh

387

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

And like, and what, what's worse

388

:

is that later on, she's talking to

Locke, who's archangel's replacement?

389

:

'cause Archangel is in

the Middle East somewhere.

390

:

Um, he's now the sexy

dancing spy plot twist.

391

:

Um,

392

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Perfect.

393

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Yes.

394

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914:

It all comes around.

395

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

they have him in a little

396

:

banana hammock and he's just

whipping his hair back and forth.

397

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915:

Love that for him.

398

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: not that wig.

399

:

No,

400

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

got him a better way,

401

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: I sure hope so.

402

:

For his sake,

403

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

but um.

404

:

Yeah.

405

:

And, uh, but yeah, so like Locke

is all like, oh, did you know gin?

406

:

And she's all like, yeah, him and

Stringfellow and I all grew up together

407

:

and learned how to fly because of Dom.

408

:

And it's, why the fuck then

would string be all like, oh,

409

:

I'm surprised you knew the words.

410

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914:

Yeah, was weird.

411

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Like the writers didn't even

412

:

like care enough for continuity.

413

:

It's wild.

414

:

Um,

415

:

but yeah.

416

:

And so, uh, then they land.

417

:

Um, everybody gets out.

418

:

Hawks Peepee makes its first

appearance, because underwear did

419

:

not exist in the eighties apparently.

420

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Skid Mark Hawk.

421

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Skid Mark Hawk Air Horn, b.

422

:

Um, and then the niece finds a very

different package in their helicopter.

423

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: A

424

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Ah,

425

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: I don't know if

you know this, but winks aren't audible.

426

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

wink wink.

427

:

There we go.

428

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: I have

to say wink 'cause I can't wink.

429

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915:

Oh, you can't win.

430

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Okay.

431

:

That's about the cutest

thing I've ever seen in my

432

:

life, so I love that.

433

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914:

No, it wasn't Go away.

434

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

it was.

435

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915:

They can't see your face.

436

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Just trust me.

437

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

It was very cute.

438

:

Everyone.

439

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: yes.

440

:

So this package is marked

for Stringfellow Hawk,

441

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Yes.

442

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: and we have

to go get it like decoded at the company.

443

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Yes.

444

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: It is,

445

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

the firm.

446

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914:

Is no longer the

447

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915:

of, yeah, not the firm.

448

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914:

The firm is dead long.

449

:

Live the company, apparently.

450

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915:

they even explain that?

451

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Nope.

452

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914:

Okay, here is my explanation.

453

:

Whether or not it's

454

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

happened to her?

455

:

What the hell happened?

456

:

But I got the van.

457

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914:

not, do not know.

458

:

Uh, did not Google it, but only

thing I could come up with in my

459

:

head was that the firm was still

like CVSs intellectual property.

460

:

Like maybe they planned to spin off other

shows that the firm was like, you know,

461

:

maybe they're gonna have sexy dancey lady

spy show and the firm needs to be in that.

462

:

So USA cannot call this the firm anymore.

463

:

It's gotta be the company.

464

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916: I

think that's a really solid explanation.

465

:

Um, I will now be taking it as Canon.

466

:

Also, can we please have that spinoff?

467

:

It is

468

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: It's time.

469

:

CBS.

470

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Yeah.

471

:

What are you doing?

472

:

You've got criminal minds money.

473

:

You can do it.

474

:

Also, please bring back Matlock

because like I have been waiting.

475

:

Kathy Bates is so flippant,

charming in that show.

476

:

Come on.

477

:

Please, please.

478

:

Sorry.

479

:

Anyway, continue.

480

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: So they

like decode string's, cassette

481

:

tape, and it's his brother's voice.

482

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: syn.

483

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

And then Locke's, like, is it, that

484

:

could be my grandma or something.

485

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Yeah.

486

:

It's it's pretty garbled, right?

487

:

It wasn't very clear.

488

:

Um, and he like loses it on this new

guy and demands to see Archangel,

489

:

who is now stationed, and I believe

they called it the far east.

490

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: yes.

491

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

The Far east.

492

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914:

to the middle, the far,

493

:

the

494

:

near the middle, the far whatever,

495

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

yeah.

496

:

What

497

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Yep.

498

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: so

precise so new Archangel, Mr.

499

:

Locke.

500

:

What do we think of Mr.

501

:

Locke?

502

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: he's fine.

503

:

He definitely looks better suited for

the job than, you know, Colonel Sanders

504

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Mm-hmm.

505

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915:

and he has his own hair.

506

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Two eyes

507

:

like, hey.

508

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Hire me.

509

:

I have two eyes and my own hair.

510

:

Damn.

511

:

That's a really good cell, man.

512

:

You're hired.

513

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: no, I was

thinking, you know, in light of current

514

:

in the world.

515

:

Where we're getting rid of certain

initiatives that strengthen, uh,

516

:

the diverseness of our communities.

517

:

I was like, well, Mr.

518

:

Locke out here proving the point that like

your diversity hire has to be twice as

519

:

competent as your regular Archangel White

520

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: yeah,

521

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

yeah,

522

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Yeah.

523

:

I mean,

524

:

Is a person of color, which is

really nice to see because this

525

:

white cast.

526

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916: So

527

:

white.

528

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: For sure.

529

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: And he's

a lead, which is also awesome.

530

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Yes.

531

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: He

seems like a teammate at the end,

532

:

just hopping forward a little bit

533

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Yeah.

534

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914:

so than Archangel

535

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

yeah,

536

:

like he, I feel like in this

season he's probably gonna be

537

:

more of like a main cast member.

538

:

Um, whereas Archangel and his, uh,

ladies kind of on the periphery

539

:

also, he doesn't have like a random

hot lady following him around,

540

:

which is pretty cool in my opinion.

541

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: am

disappointed he doesn't get to

542

:

drive the stretch white limousine

543

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

He's probably disappointed he

544

:

doesn't get to drive the stretch.

545

:

White.

546

:

Limited too.

547

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: and

he doesn't get the white suit.

548

:

But you know,

549

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915:

This is the company now.

550

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Yeah.

551

:

Things have changed from the firm.

552

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

I think probably they couldn't

553

:

afford the limo and the white

suit had to stay with CBS.

554

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: So

meanwhile in Burma, uh, I could not

555

:

tell if this guy was supposed to be

Australian or British, so apologize.

556

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915:

has a red bet on guys.

557

:

Uh,

558

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914:

Oh, is that a thing?

559

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: I don't know.

560

:

It, makes

561

:

you look, I don't know.

562

:

Not American.

563

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914:

Yeah, that's true.

564

:

we

565

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

light.

566

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914:

put a beret in our uniforms.

567

:

crazy?

568

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Um, I am so sorry to the listeners

569

:

for the knowledge I'm about to drop.

570

:

Um,

571

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Uh oh.

572

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

so when Prince Harry was

573

:

serving in the military,

574

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Mm-hmm.

575

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

um, he is notably British.

576

:

Um,

577

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Famously.

578

:

Yeah.

579

:

Yeah.

580

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Um, he, uh.

581

:

Were fatigues and a red beret.

582

:

Thus,

583

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Ah,

584

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

I would think that's a

585

:

British military thing.

586

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: yeah,

587

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

as previously mentioned, my only

588

:

knowledge of the British military,

it's that Prince Harry served in it.

589

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914:

Okay, so this guy is beating up

590

:

syn because they want Airwolf.

591

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Yeah.

592

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Yeah,

593

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Do we

594

:

out in the

595

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: the two,

596

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Yeah.

597

:

Okay.

598

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: uh.

599

:

Gin is a hawk.

600

:

We're pretty sure Hawk

has airwolf, I guess.

601

:

And another tells gin that they got his

message out, but his friends want proof.

602

:

It's really him.

603

:

So he like gives up a ring.

604

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: and I watched it.

605

:

I went back and watched

it a couple of times.

606

:

It is not on his left hand,

so I assume he is not married.

607

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

So the character is single

608

:

ladies or gentlemen, or they,

609

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Yeah.

610

:

Uh, I was so distracted in this

scene by his post-fight makeup 'cause

611

:

it did not look very good to me.

612

:

So if there were more things about

that scene, please do tell me.

613

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

it's 'cause they could only afford

614

:

the, you know, spirit Halloween makeup.

615

:

The little latex.

616

:

Yeah.

617

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: stuff.

618

:

Yeah.

619

:

Yeah.

620

:

Yeah.

621

:

This is where we cut to Ernest Borg nine.

622

:

Explode.

623

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Yes.

624

:

Stand in for earnest.

625

:

Yeah.

626

:

That was really disappointing.

627

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: wait.

628

:

Why does Ernest Borg nine explode?

629

:

I just realized

630

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Okay, is

supposed to be doing a cargo run,

631

:

right?

632

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Uhhuh

633

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: And

they, oh, that's a good question.

634

:

Looking back, I don't know,

635

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Like, because Stringfellow runs after him,

636

:

so I thought he was gonna say something,

but it's not even like it's in the air.

637

:

Like it would be completely

probable because we all know that

638

:

helicopters are not particularly safe.

639

:

So it's like they could have

had him crash and die, but like

640

:

starting up a helicopter and explode

641

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Yeah.

642

:

And we don't even chase it like.

643

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: but.

644

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: If the

people who are contacting string

645

:

somehow organized it, we don't get that.

646

:

And they don't get, they don't get

Airwolf of string doesn't bring Airwolf

647

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Right.

648

:

So why would you

649

:

want

650

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914:

Syngen is the bait.

651

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Right.

652

:

So like, and now he didn't die in

battle, so Dom can't get into Italian.

653

:

Valhalla.

654

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Hmm.

655

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

been playing Assassin's Creed.

656

:

Valhalla, sorry.

657

:

But

658

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: in

Italy it's called Barilla.

659

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

oh, I'm

660

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Okay.

661

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Dom will not get into Barilla.

662

:

And um,

663

:

I think the character deserved

to be in Barilla forever

664

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Honestly.

665

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

eating macho.

666

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: I, I literally

wrote down how anticlimactic and OMG

667

:

the editing, like I had to go back.

668

:

All they did was cut from a picture of the

helicopter to a picture of an explosion.

669

:

There was no actual

explosion happening here.

670

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Yeah.

671

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: It was bad.

672

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Like what?

673

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914:

To just be an accident.

674

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: that

what it's supposed to be?

675

:

Yeah.

676

:

They don't

677

:

anybody like messing with it

678

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: I thought

it was gonna be like machinations

679

:

or something, but as we're going

back over it, I'm like, no, I don't

680

:

think there were machinations.

681

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

So why not have him crash?

682

:

Maybe that was too expensive.

683

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Well, you Mm,

684

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

having a picture of an explosion

685

:

after, uh, stock footage of a

helicopter crash was too expensive.

686

:

So they just went with the

picture of the explosion,

687

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: they had written

it expecting that Ernest Borgne was

688

:

going to have a cameo and they needed

to put something really stupid in there.

689

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

that's probably, uh, like,

690

:

oh no, he'll just do it.

691

:

Oh, no, we can't afford him.

692

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Yeah.

693

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: did we

just come back from commercial?

694

:

Sorry.

695

:

you mind me moving

696

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: I was,

honestly, I was just absolutely floored.

697

:

I guess my brain just kind of got on

the, oh, this is a ex, I don't know.

698

:

This is a action show.

699

:

Don't think too hard about it.

700

:

That

701

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Yeah,

702

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: this was Bouchard

or one of the baddies, but literally

703

:

there was nothing to show us that.

704

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Yeah,

705

:

No

706

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

they were like, this guy was not at all

707

:

integral to the show, so we're just gonna

explode him and not mention Caitlin.

708

:

And obviously everyone only

cares about String Fellow,

709

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Who did

710

:

Borgne piss off?

711

:

You know what I mean?

712

:

Like maybe they did it on purpose.

713

:

They were just like, oh yeah,

you're not gonna come back.

714

:

your explosion and your death.

715

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: I

wonder if he was just like, I'm

716

:

so fucking tired of this show.

717

:

You'd have to pay me a million

dollars, and they were like, no.

718

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Right,

719

:

right.

720

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

he inspired by Naomi Campbell was

721

:

like, I will not get out of bed

for less than a million dollars.

722

:

And they were like, no explosion.

723

:

Or maybe he had already been contracted

by Nickelodeon to play a SpongeBob

724

:

and he was like, listen, I'm gonna be

Mermaid man on this new show called

725

:

SpongeBob Squarepants, the script.

726

:

Excellent.

727

:

The cast silver, and I can

do it in my pajamas, so

728

:

you gotta help.

729

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: I

sure hope that this cast of

730

:

SpongeBob Squarepants was sober.

731

:

I don't wanna go on that Google hole.

732

:

I'm just gonna believe it.

733

:

gonna believe it into existence.

734

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

I am gonna believe that everyone in

735

:

the cast of SpongeBob Squarepants

was a delight to work with.

736

:

They're all wonderful people who

all have like farms for rescue,

737

:

farm animals and um, yeah,

738

:

we'll leave it at that.

739

:

Mm-hmm.

740

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Beth, we'll

leave that for your next hyper fixation.

741

:

Okay.

742

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Yeah, that's true.

743

:

I just finished my jaws Lego

set, so I uh, don't have a hyper

744

:

fixation right now, unfortunately.

745

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Best

746

:

of luck.

747

:

Uh, so we come back from this

commercial break to the niece at the

748

:

cemetery, and then her at the hospital.

749

:

She like leaves a wreath on Dom's grave

and then goes to see Stringfellow.

750

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

And I just wanna point out once

751

:

again, how bad the sound design is.

752

:

Because if you look at her footsteps

versus the sound of her footsteps,

753

:

they're nowhere near each other.

754

:

Like it's embarrassing.

755

:

Like I am embarrassed for them.

756

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: but

you didn't love the sad beeping of

757

:

string in a coma as sound design.

758

:

It's very sad beeping.

759

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

I think I heard the machine

760

:

SOB a couple of times.

761

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Uh,

762

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: So are we saying

that the beeping machine is a better actor

763

:

than half of the people in this show?

764

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Oh, well, definitely better than Jan,

765

:

Michael Vincent was at this point.

766

:

No, no disrespect.

767

:

Sorry.

768

:

But

769

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Him laying

in the bed was about as good as it got,

770

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

yeah.

771

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: uh,

'cause you know, he was barely

772

:

connected to his desire to see

Sinin again and rescue Sinin.

773

:

And now he is laying in a bed.

774

:

And then when he is

awake and like pleading.

775

:

very good.

776

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

no.

777

:

moves like and sync in

the no strings attached

778

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: no.

779

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Yeah.

780

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: And Appar.

781

:

Apparently Joe does

not know about Airwolf.

782

:

That is important.

783

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Yeah, Locke

is waiting for her and she tells him off.

784

:

Uh, she doesn't know anything and

she's very worried about Stringfellow.

785

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

yeah.

786

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: And then

Locke goes to see, I think I called

787

:

him Dime store, full house uncle.

788

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Oh

789

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: he really

790

:

reminded me of one of the full

house uncles, if that makes sense.

791

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915:

Yeah, no, that makes sense.

792

:

I called him wise guy drinking in a tent.

793

:

'cause he

794

:

guy.

795

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Oh, I just called him Rivers,

796

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Yeah, he's

797

:

felt like he looked like

one of those uncles.

798

:

Uh, the fun one, obviously

because he's drinking in a tent.

799

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Like Uncle Joey.

800

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Oh, he Uncle Joey for sure,

801

:

although he's, yeah, he's Canadian,

so he probably would've treated

802

:

Alanis Morris with more respect.

803

:

Um, this is Gossip Corner.

804

:

I don't know.

805

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: so he's got

new orders for rivers who seems pretty,

806

:

um, lackadaisical about some stuff,

807

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

I mean, to be,

808

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: tell.

809

:

Drinking in a tent.

810

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

to be fair, he's probably like three

811

:

martinis deep in his little tent set up.

812

:

He's

813

:

got you know.

814

:

A lovely sleeping bag.

815

:

Um, but yeah, so that happens.

816

:

And then, uh, Syngen is

doing a white savior thing.

817

:

Um, and,

818

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914:

Speaking of sound design,

819

:

there was the sound as, uh, gin is talking

to Asian prisoner number one, you know,

820

:

uh, that of someone like kicking a dog.

821

:

And I was like, God, I hope

that's not a real kick dog.

822

:

I hope we didn't kick a dog off screen

for this sound like I'm mad if we did.

823

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Yeah.

824

:

And that was a pretty

distressing sound design moment.

825

:

Like really?

826

:

Ugh.

827

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: catch that.

828

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

It was pretty horrifying.

829

:

Yeah, I was, I don't remember what

anybody said in that scene because that

830

:

is all I remember is the dog yelping.

831

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Yeah,

no, I think it was just like, oh,

832

:

I'm so indebted to you Sinjin.

833

:

And by the way, I think this is where

the, he gives him the hint that like,

834

:

Hey, guy who's been working with you

is actually in the British guy's pocket

835

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Yeah,

836

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: and

he's sent him to do bad stuff.

837

:

I think that was the gist of this scene.

838

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Yeah.

839

:

I think that is correct.

840

:

And then we go back to Locke and

Rivers who are at the compound.

841

:

What are we calling it now?

842

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: The company.

843

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Thank you.

844

:

The company.

845

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914:

Looking at reels.

846

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: we just

call it the soft instead of the firm?

847

:

They're back at the squish.

848

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

I'm okay with that.

849

:

It sounds like it's full of pillows

850

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Yes,

851

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

sounds nice.

852

:

I'm very sleepy.

853

:

Um, so yeah, so Syngen is doing the

white savior thing and then Locke

854

:

tells Rivers to sign a contract

without letting him read it.

855

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Yeah.

856

:

He just says Here, sign this.

857

:

Power of attorney.

858

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

And he's like, what is it?

859

:

And he's like, no, don't worry about it.

860

:

Just sign it.

861

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Yeah.

862

:

You just saw this really cool

highlight reel of this helicopter.

863

:

Like, here, I'm very trustworthy.

864

:

Signed this

865

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: it's real, guys.

866

:

It's totally real.

867

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

And then he just signs it like the

868

:

whole thing is just so implausible.

869

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914:

we've established that

870

:

he's not the brains, right?

871

:

Major rivers.

872

:

He's a little chaos scribbling.

873

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: He's

874

:

the wise guy.

875

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: The wise guy.

876

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Mm-hmm.

877

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

who can make a mean martini?

878

:

Um, but yeah, so, um,

879

:

oh my god, I forgot what I was saying.

880

:

Sorry.

881

:

Uh, yeah.

882

:

So, um, Locke has River signed the

contract and then tells Rivers to find

883

:

the And findable for whole three Seasons.

884

:

Werewolf.

885

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Hey,

we had one very competent lady

886

:

who found Airwolf, if I remember

887

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

That's right.

888

:

We did.

889

:

And she was really cool.

890

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: yeah,

891

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Yes.

892

:

Our friend Tova, whose

character's name I can't remember,

893

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Sarah.

894

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Sarah,

895

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Sarah, maybe.

896

:

I don't know.

897

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Lebo.

898

:

Right.

899

:

It was something

900

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914:

that seems like it.

901

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Was the

cool, uh, Jewish n Nazi hunting Spy?

902

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Yes.

903

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Yeah.

904

:

Yep, you're right.

905

:

Yep.

906

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Yes.

907

:

So one single person found it in

the whole of three seasons and

908

:

Locke's like, yeah, totally fine.

909

:

This thing.

910

:

You

911

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Wait,

but in the fourth season,

912

:

it's also found by a female.

913

:

Right.

914

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: yeah,

915

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: fast forward,

916

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: yeah,

917

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: we won't

918

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: well

let's just talk about the next scene.

919

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

yeah.

920

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: So Joe is

talking to string, you know, trying to

921

:

do the thing where you talk to the person

in the coma and maybe they get better

922

:

and hear you and no, they're not alone.

923

:

That thing, and string kind of

wakes up and his acting is so bad.

924

:

Jan, Michael Vincent's

Acting Act coma is so bad.

925

:

Um, tells Joe that Syngen is alive and.

926

:

Begs her to take Airwolf and find him.

927

:

So he tells her of the

existence of Airwolf.

928

:

We don't know if he tells

her where Airwolf is.

929

:

So she might have found Airwolf on her.

930

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Here's what I think.

931

:

I think that she knew where

he wolf was to begin with.

932

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: yeah.

933

:

he probably told her I

didn't even think that.

934

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Um, and she's just playing, oh, I

935

:

don't know what you're talking about.

936

:

But you know, also it could just be that

another woman found, um, are Wolf and I

937

:

would be perfectly fine with that as well.

938

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Hmm

939

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Uh, but yeah, I think probably

940

:

she knew where it was and went,

I'm really concerned about Hawk.

941

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Mm-hmm.

942

:

Could be.

943

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: hmm.

944

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

don't know.

945

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: In the next

946

:

we actually see Gabe

typing in syn J's name.

947

:

Into the So we do know

that his name is St.

948

:

John.

949

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Um, St.

950

:

John is typed in on a brick

of a computer and a keyboard

951

:

that could double as a weapon.

952

:

Quite

953

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: is mashing

954

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Mm-hmm.

955

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: like

956

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

I think you have to, right?

957

:

Like those buttons are like Mount Everest.

958

:

You gotta climb each one,

959

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Yeah.

960

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

stab 'em, get in

961

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: some

real like pushback on the keys.

962

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

That's why everyone had those like

963

:

hand grippy like workout thingies,

you know, so they could like

964

:

get their hand strength up, I guess.

965

:

God.

966

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Yeah.

967

:

So he's like listening to the

damaged cassette and hears the

968

:

words blackjack and looks for.

969

:

That is a code name and then finds

out that, what was this guy's name?

970

:

Bouchard.

971

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Oh yeah.

972

:

Close.

973

:

Got one.

974

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Uh,

975

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: So,

because this is an audio format I

976

:

reached on, um, my husband Ben's

desk, and he does have one of

977

:

the grippy hand exercisers.

978

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: why

does anyone actually have that?

979

:

what does it

980

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: So Ben, you can

make jokes, but um, he does do, uh, your

981

:

or um, uh, medieval European martial arts,

so sword handling and stuff like that.

982

:

Um, so it helps with your grip.

983

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914:

Like grip strength is an actual

984

:

thing that you need in that

985

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: for

986

:

laura_1_01-27-2025_191914: Yeah.

987

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

I just play the piano.

988

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: There you go.

989

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Like people I've held hands with or

990

:

whatever have like commented on the

muscle tone in my hands, which I didn't

991

:

realize was a thing until I was holding

hands with people who mentioned it.

992

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: right.

993

:

hot-lady-half-dead_1_01-27-2025_201916:

Okay.

994

:

So then, uh, he treks down this dude named

Rose, who was like in the mission with

995

:

Syngen, um, and has like the weirdest,

the most awkward and least believable

996

:

fight scene, uh, with his like body guard

997

:

glo_1_01-27-2025_201915: Yeah.

998

:

Whoever they chose to be, the

bodyguard in front of Montrose

999

:

house is just very bad actor.

:

00:41:09,756 --> 00:41:10,356

-:

also.

:

00:41:10,416 --> 00:41:10,746

Why

:

00:41:10,911 --> 00:41:11,991

-:

why we needed him.

:

00:41:12,156 --> 00:41:12,786

-:

yeah.

:

00:41:12,996 --> 00:41:13,656

And why is he.

:

00:41:13,796 --> 00:41:14,916

-:

Montrose need a bodyguard?

:

00:41:15,486 --> 00:41:17,376

-:

Why is he dressed like a gym

:

00:41:17,376 --> 00:41:20,496

teacher Complete with stopwatch.

:

00:41:25,941 --> 00:41:26,721

-:

:

00:41:26,781 --> 00:41:28,941

There's so much here

that I don't understand.

:

00:41:29,271 --> 00:41:31,251

Especially as we start talking.

:

00:41:32,121 --> 00:41:32,931

-:

Yeah.

:

00:41:33,171 --> 00:41:35,661

-:

his little story and he says that

:

00:41:35,661 --> 00:41:37,281

they were captured a year ago.

:

00:41:39,381 --> 00:41:40,671

-:

Which doesn't make any sense.

:

00:41:40,671 --> 00:41:40,821

'cause

:

00:41:40,941 --> 00:41:42,921

-:

I it up to hear it again.

:

00:41:42,971 --> 00:41:44,111

Was like one year.

:

00:41:44,531 --> 00:41:49,721

'cause Syngen, as far as we know,

has been missing for like a decade.

:

00:41:51,101 --> 00:41:52,721

-:

He's been missing for hella

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00:41:53,216 --> 00:41:53,696

-:

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00:41:53,996 --> 00:41:58,586

And he says he's the only one left

and he has a slug in his spine.

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00:41:58,586 --> 00:42:00,656

That's why he's in a wheelchair.

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00:42:01,916 --> 00:42:02,136

-:

:

00:42:02,861 --> 00:42:03,341

-:

yeah.

:

00:42:03,671 --> 00:42:09,221

And then so, and we find out that

we already know who Bouchard is.

:

00:42:10,676 --> 00:42:15,236

And he is like the guy who's been

holding Syngen hostage in the

:

00:42:15,236 --> 00:42:19,016

makeshift, uh, POW situation.

:

00:42:19,796 --> 00:42:20,456

Um,

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00:42:21,786 --> 00:42:22,006

-:

:

00:42:22,376 --> 00:42:22,856

-:

yeah,

:

00:42:23,351 --> 00:42:26,081

-:

Bouchard that captured them either.

:

00:42:26,081 --> 00:42:33,281

It was like they got captured and

then Bouchard was hired to get

:

00:42:33,281 --> 00:42:39,311

them out and he got Montrose out,

but injured and he lost Sinin

:

00:42:40,406 --> 00:42:42,536

-:

He tells Montrose that he saw a

:

00:42:42,536 --> 00:42:48,176

sin engine die and then just like

kidnapped him to get airwolf.

:

00:42:49,901 --> 00:42:51,436

-:

This is very confusing.

:

00:42:51,621 --> 00:42:52,001

-:

:

00:42:53,156 --> 00:42:56,066

-:

I don't feel like this pilot

:

00:42:56,216 --> 00:42:58,166

was at all thought through.

:

00:42:59,471 --> 00:43:02,321

-:

really worried for the rest of the season.

:

00:43:03,606 --> 00:43:05,226

-:

Comments like when I was like doing

:

00:43:05,226 --> 00:43:10,866

research to kind of figure out

what had happened, um, I, yeah,

:

00:43:10,866 --> 00:43:15,456

I'm not feeling super, super,

uh, excited about the season.

:

00:43:15,456 --> 00:43:19,716

'cause pretty much everyone's like,

yeah, all three seasons of Airwolf

:

00:43:19,716 --> 00:43:22,086

we're great and season four sucked.

:

00:43:22,356 --> 00:43:22,776

-:

:

00:43:24,526 --> 00:43:28,161

I mean, usually when these situations

happen, this is how it turns out, right?

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00:43:28,221 --> 00:43:28,671

Like

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00:43:29,976 --> 00:43:30,486

-:

true.

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00:43:31,191 --> 00:43:32,181

-:

:

00:43:32,586 --> 00:43:33,006

-:

Yeah.

:

00:43:33,801 --> 00:43:34,221

-:

:

00:43:35,031 --> 00:43:42,171

we do find out that, um, they were

captured by the Khmer Rouge, so they

:

00:43:42,256 --> 00:43:42,606

-:

:

00:43:43,851 --> 00:43:49,881

-:

saw gin go down, but Montrose didn't.

:

00:43:50,421 --> 00:43:52,491

So, Baard says that he

:

00:43:53,241 --> 00:43:55,371

go down, but obviously

we know that he didn't.

:

00:43:56,121 --> 00:43:58,071

-:

Yeah, that's why Bouchard

:

00:43:58,311 --> 00:43:59,541

told Montrose that he went,

:

00:43:59,641 --> 00:44:01,831

-:

guess we're supposed to kind of

:

00:44:01,891 --> 00:44:09,001

infer here that these people who

have Syngen are the Khmer Rouge and

:

00:44:09,001 --> 00:44:10,711

now Bouchard is working with them.

:

00:44:11,581 --> 00:44:14,701

Like a double agent

kind of thing going on.

:

00:44:14,761 --> 00:44:15,181

-:

yeah.

:

00:44:15,211 --> 00:44:19,411

'cause they describe Bouchard

as like even Montrose as they

:

00:44:19,621 --> 00:44:21,721

describe him as a British mercenary.

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00:44:21,826 --> 00:44:22,246

-:

:

00:44:22,441 --> 00:44:25,411

-:

So I would assume he just kind of

:

00:44:25,411 --> 00:44:27,691

goes with whoever's gonna pay him.

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00:44:28,591 --> 00:44:29,191

Um.

:

00:44:30,706 --> 00:44:33,031

-:

Was the Ca Rouge in Burma?

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00:44:33,031 --> 00:44:34,921

Like I know that they're Cambodian.

:

00:44:34,921 --> 00:44:36,001

-:

:

00:44:36,061 --> 00:44:40,501

I recognized it as a name, but I

couldn't tell you anything about it.

:

00:44:40,756 --> 00:44:42,556

-:

like the Khm Rouge was, so

:

00:44:42,556 --> 00:44:44,206

I've, I learned a little bit.

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00:44:44,206 --> 00:44:47,596

I've, I've been to Cambodia, so I

studied abroad in Thailand, went

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00:44:47,596 --> 00:44:49,036

to Cambodia for a little bit,

:

00:44:49,396 --> 00:44:53,506

and like the Khmer Rouge was, you

know, pole pot and getting rid of

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00:44:53,591 --> 00:44:54,011

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

00:44:55,036 --> 00:44:56,716

-:

you know, that kind of thing.

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00:44:56,716 --> 00:45:01,456

So, but I, I don't know how

that history extends to Burma.

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00:45:01,666 --> 00:45:06,736

If any of our listeners know more than

we do on this, uh, piece of history.

:

00:45:06,736 --> 00:45:09,556

We have some very smart

people in the Discord.

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00:45:10,236 --> 00:45:10,586

-:

:

00:45:11,911 --> 00:45:12,661

I'd love to hear from

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00:45:12,706 --> 00:45:13,216

-:

:

00:45:13,796 --> 00:45:14,216

-:

Yeah.

:

00:45:14,216 --> 00:45:16,041

If anyone, um,

:

00:45:18,321 --> 00:45:24,261

I know that a lot of y'all in

our discord have, um, have some

:

00:45:24,291 --> 00:45:30,561

interesting and numerous, um, special

interests, so hopefully this was the

:

00:45:30,561 --> 00:45:31,971

special interest of one of y'all.

:

00:45:32,331 --> 00:45:33,471

-:

if you haven't joined the

:

00:45:33,471 --> 00:45:35,211

Discord yet, what are you doing?

:

00:45:35,271 --> 00:45:36,711

It's a fun group of people.

:

00:45:37,446 --> 00:45:38,736

-:

Yeah, especially if you

:

00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:40,416

know about this Come over,

:

00:45:41,301 --> 00:45:41,721

-:

Yeah.

:

00:45:41,931 --> 00:45:42,801

Come here

:

00:45:42,981 --> 00:45:43,926

-:

over to what happened here.

:

00:45:44,841 --> 00:45:48,321

-:

we have memes and that's about it.

:

00:45:48,561 --> 00:45:50,901

I don't know why I am

pushing this so hard.

:

00:45:50,901 --> 00:45:56,781

I am super not active on social

media, but um, it's what happened

:

00:45:56,781 --> 00:45:58,971

to your production is our channel.

:

00:45:59,361 --> 00:46:01,041

So come, come get it.

:

00:46:01,431 --> 00:46:03,141

Come, come and get it.

:

00:46:05,511 --> 00:46:11,031

Um, I was stalling 'cause I was trying

to figure out if I knew anything

:

00:46:11,031 --> 00:46:17,571

about, um, if there was an overlap

between Cambodia and Burma, but I'm not

:

00:46:18,041 --> 00:46:18,331

-:

:

00:46:18,811 --> 00:46:21,906

A quick scroll through the

wiki did not enlighten me.

:

00:46:22,611 --> 00:46:27,561

-:

know that they had a civil war, um, but.

:

00:46:29,676 --> 00:46:30,326

-:

:

00:46:31,286 --> 00:46:32,006

gin escapes.

:

00:46:34,476 --> 00:46:38,436

-:

beats up the guy who took his ring and

:

00:46:38,436 --> 00:46:43,806

escapes into the woods only to be captured

by Bouchard and his mini mannequins.

:

00:46:43,916 --> 00:46:44,136

-:

:

00:46:44,356 --> 00:46:45,416

His mannequins,

:

00:46:47,271 --> 00:46:47,481

-:

Which

:

00:46:47,616 --> 00:46:49,176

-:

don't we've gotten there yet.

:

00:46:49,176 --> 00:46:49,656

I don't think

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00:46:49,766 --> 00:46:50,386

-:

:

00:46:50,571 --> 00:46:50,841

-:

:

00:46:50,871 --> 00:46:51,471

Okay.

:

00:46:52,086 --> 00:46:53,616

-:

very little happens in this

:

00:46:53,616 --> 00:46:55,806

pilot episode, in my opinion.

:

00:46:56,556 --> 00:46:58,836

Um, it's a lot of filler and mannequins.

:

00:46:58,936 --> 00:46:59,146

-:

:

00:46:59,146 --> 00:47:03,136

We get some time here where Locke

is asking Joe about her relationship

:

00:47:03,136 --> 00:47:07,546

to Dom Hawkin's engine, and she's

explaining, yes, this all makes sense.

:

00:47:07,786 --> 00:47:08,836

Don't look too hard.

:

00:47:09,076 --> 00:47:10,126

Don't look too close.

:

00:47:10,366 --> 00:47:13,276

I'm pretty sure I have a cousin that

got murdered in one of the earlier

:

00:47:13,276 --> 00:47:15,136

episodes, but don't look too hard at that.

:

00:47:15,376 --> 00:47:15,856

-:

:

00:47:15,856 --> 00:47:16,996

Seriously.

:

00:47:16,996 --> 00:47:18,331

They don't even mention that.

:

00:47:19,141 --> 00:47:20,131

-:

:

00:47:20,221 --> 00:47:22,051

-:

Like, that was a Arc.

:

00:47:22,051 --> 00:47:25,051

Was her cousin getting murdered?

:

00:47:25,201 --> 00:47:27,181

-:

wait, was it the, so

:

00:47:27,301 --> 00:47:27,871

Dom's

:

00:47:28,081 --> 00:47:28,711

-:

:

00:47:29,491 --> 00:47:30,271

-:

No, it was his

:

00:47:30,331 --> 00:47:31,171

-:

:

00:47:31,291 --> 00:47:32,401

-:

daughter got murdered, but he

:

00:47:32,401 --> 00:47:34,381

had a niece who got captured.

:

00:47:34,771 --> 00:47:35,851

Wait, she wasn't captured.

:

00:47:35,881 --> 00:47:37,226

She was kidnapped or

:

00:47:38,531 --> 00:47:40,691

-:

So his,

:

00:47:41,291 --> 00:47:42,191

-:

:

00:47:42,431 --> 00:47:43,901

South American country.

:

00:47:43,951 --> 00:47:44,611

-:

Yes.

:

00:47:44,641 --> 00:47:51,391

The South American country was his

niece and then Cly, or No, it was

:

00:47:51,391 --> 00:47:53,581

Saint Germaine was his daughter.

:

00:47:54,451 --> 00:47:54,781

-:

:

00:47:55,651 --> 00:47:59,641

-:

And then there's Joe who said that

:

00:47:59,641 --> 00:48:06,316

Dom was like a father to her, which

is weird when he already had a child,

:

00:48:06,401 --> 00:48:06,556

-:

:

00:48:06,786 --> 00:48:06,946

wasn't

:

00:48:07,066 --> 00:48:07,936

allowed to be near

:

00:48:07,966 --> 00:48:08,056

-:

:

00:48:08,056 --> 00:48:08,476

-:

:

00:48:08,476 --> 00:48:09,346

I think

:

00:48:09,616 --> 00:48:09,946

the

:

00:48:10,186 --> 00:48:10,846

-:

That's right.

:

00:48:11,566 --> 00:48:13,666

'cause his ex-wife needs therapy.

:

00:48:13,816 --> 00:48:14,356

Yeah,

:

00:48:15,151 --> 00:48:17,971

-:

don't know, but it's all weird.

:

00:48:18,211 --> 00:48:19,321

-:

I looked up the actress.

:

00:48:19,321 --> 00:48:20,881

Do you guys wanna learn some cool things?

:

00:48:21,466 --> 00:48:21,706

-:

:

00:48:21,916 --> 00:48:22,456

me about the S

:

00:48:22,591 --> 00:48:22,876

-:

:

00:48:22,981 --> 00:48:25,471

Her name is Michelle Scarelli.

:

00:48:26,341 --> 00:48:26,731

is,

:

00:48:26,986 --> 00:48:30,286

-:

also a daughter of a Dick Van Dyke man.

:

00:48:30,541 --> 00:48:34,141

-:

she, uh, not that cool, but we do

:

00:48:34,141 --> 00:48:36,901

have a, uh, star Trek connection.

:

00:48:37,681 --> 00:48:37,901

-:

:

00:48:37,966 --> 00:48:38,626

-:

:

00:48:39,106 --> 00:48:39,556

Yeah.

:

00:48:39,976 --> 00:48:42,136

she is on NextGen.

:

00:48:43,216 --> 00:48:50,686

is Lieutenant Jenna Des, and she is

in the episode called In Theory, where

:

00:48:50,686 --> 00:48:53,596

she has a romantic interest in data.

:

00:48:53,596 --> 00:48:55,696

She has like a little crush on data.

:

00:48:57,191 --> 00:48:57,481

-:

:

00:48:58,126 --> 00:48:58,456

-:

:

00:48:59,116 --> 00:48:59,656

So she

:

00:48:59,776 --> 00:49:00,166

just

:

00:49:00,256 --> 00:49:01,096

-:

have a little crush on

:

00:49:01,216 --> 00:49:02,116

-:

:

00:49:02,536 --> 00:49:04,456

-:

Come on, I guess.

:

00:49:05,146 --> 00:49:05,386

-:

:

00:49:05,626 --> 00:49:05,896

-:

:

00:49:05,896 --> 00:49:06,946

line girlfriend.

:

00:49:06,946 --> 00:49:07,426

-:

:

00:49:08,206 --> 00:49:12,286

episode 25, as if anybody's

interested in Lieutenant Jenna Des.

:

00:49:14,026 --> 00:49:19,126

-:

they leave another envelope somewhere

:

00:49:19,276 --> 00:49:23,656

for string with gin's ring in it.

:

00:49:24,096 --> 00:49:24,881

-:

:

00:49:24,966 --> 00:49:30,096

-:

to me lends credence to, it was just

:

00:49:30,096 --> 00:49:35,526

an accident when Dom exploded because

they should know that string's not

:

00:49:35,926 --> 00:49:42,406

capable if they were targeting string,

not capable of going to get airwolf.

:

00:49:42,796 --> 00:49:43,191

-:

:

00:49:43,371 --> 00:49:44,991

-:

Well, and we find out later though

:

00:49:44,991 --> 00:49:53,331

that, um, the company's kind of

keeping, um, strings, coma under wraps.

:

00:49:53,481 --> 00:49:54,381

Like they've,

:

00:49:54,546 --> 00:49:55,446

-:

:

00:49:55,581 --> 00:49:58,011

-:

told everyone that he is, they used the

:

00:49:58,376 --> 00:50:02,226

same old chestnut, you know, as archangel.

:

00:50:03,016 --> 00:50:05,706

He's somewhere on

assignment in the far East.

:

00:50:06,411 --> 00:50:06,711

-:

:

00:50:08,016 --> 00:50:09,246

-:

Because that's where everybody's at.

:

00:50:10,011 --> 00:50:10,461

-:

:

00:50:11,211 --> 00:50:15,921

Is on assignment in the far east

just a euphemism for in a coma?

:

00:50:16,341 --> 00:50:18,801

Did somebody put archangel in a coma?

:

00:50:19,956 --> 00:50:22,356

-:

he shook it too hard in his banana

:

00:50:22,356 --> 00:50:29,046

hammock knocked himself out on one of

the gigantic cords attached to those big

:

00:50:29,046 --> 00:50:32,166

curtains he was using to flail about in.

:

00:50:32,766 --> 00:50:33,786

And now he's gonna come up.

:

00:50:36,501 --> 00:50:37,731

-:

Traumatic brain injury.

:

00:50:37,731 --> 00:50:38,151

-:

:

00:50:38,901 --> 00:50:41,901

assignment in the far east

head cannon, you are in a coma.

:

00:50:42,636 --> 00:50:42,906

-:

Yep.

:

00:50:43,446 --> 00:50:45,546

Or maybe they're boyfriends.

:

00:50:46,611 --> 00:50:47,046

-:

:

00:50:47,436 --> 00:50:47,726

Fine.

:

00:50:48,936 --> 00:50:49,476

-:

Yes.

:

00:50:49,716 --> 00:50:50,286

Yes.

:

00:50:51,216 --> 00:50:52,476

They're in love.

:

00:50:52,986 --> 00:50:53,856

Fuck yeah.

:

00:50:55,416 --> 00:51:00,611

Okay, so, um, da da da, da

:

00:51:00,756 --> 00:51:06,996

-:

so we get some sinister guy is

:

00:51:06,996 --> 00:51:12,816

insisting Locke get Airwolf back,

which almost makes me feel like he's

:

00:51:12,816 --> 00:51:15,606

like the new head of the company.

:

00:51:15,956 --> 00:51:16,176

-:

:

00:51:16,866 --> 00:51:20,796

-:

feels like evil archangel to me.

:

00:51:21,411 --> 00:51:23,961

-:

Yeah, and I don't know if it's like the

:

00:51:23,961 --> 00:51:26,721

fact that he looks kind of like a ghoul

:

00:51:27,411 --> 00:51:32,871

there's some type casting

happening, or like f Yeah, I mean,

:

00:51:32,871 --> 00:51:34,461

he did kind of feel sinister.

:

00:51:34,461 --> 00:51:39,291

Like even the way he was sitting,

his lighting, all of it was sinister.

:

00:51:39,321 --> 00:51:40,941

-:

Bad guy vibes, right?

:

00:51:41,151 --> 00:51:41,601

-:

Yeah.

:

00:51:41,841 --> 00:51:43,251

It's giving bad guy for

:

00:51:43,551 --> 00:51:46,071

-:

maybe we've got the long game going.

:

00:51:46,191 --> 00:51:49,131

The, maybe the company is the bad guys.

:

00:51:50,971 --> 00:51:55,921

The place that trains up young women and

throws them out as cannon fodder is bad.

:

00:51:56,046 --> 00:51:56,336

-:

:

00:51:57,096 --> 00:51:57,386

-:

:

00:51:57,486 --> 00:51:57,976

-:

:

00:51:57,976 --> 00:51:58,021

-:

whoa,

:

00:51:58,076 --> 00:51:59,176

-:

are we, the baddies?

:

00:52:00,571 --> 00:52:01,411

-:

crazy.

:

00:52:01,411 --> 00:52:02,341

Are you kidding?

:

00:52:05,431 --> 00:52:06,991

Um, yeah.

:

00:52:07,111 --> 00:52:15,211

And then Bouchard does, and then we

cut back to Burma, the Burmese Canadian

:

00:52:15,211 --> 00:52:23,641

wilderness, um, where essentially Bouchard

is doing his best bond villain monologue.

:

00:52:24,541 --> 00:52:27,961

And it then, uh, we cut back to Rivers.

:

00:52:27,961 --> 00:52:31,201

He's all like, Hey, I know it's

been 24 business seconds, but

:

00:52:31,201 --> 00:52:34,531

I found Airwolf and then he and

:

00:52:34,651 --> 00:52:36,691

-:

We did, we did miss Where?

:

00:52:36,751 --> 00:52:41,161

Uh, Syngen smacks baard in

the face and steals a blade.

:

00:52:41,191 --> 00:52:41,971

That's important.

:

00:52:43,471 --> 00:52:44,311

-:

Oh yeah, that's

:

00:52:44,566 --> 00:52:45,796

-:

I even missed that.

:

00:52:45,886 --> 00:52:46,396

Okay.

:

00:52:47,206 --> 00:52:50,596

busy listening to poison

gas canisters or whatever.

:

00:52:51,021 --> 00:52:53,391

-:

I was just too busy really hoping

:

00:52:53,391 --> 00:52:55,851

this episode could be done,

so I could take like a little

:

00:52:56,116 --> 00:52:56,196

-:

:

00:53:00,516 --> 00:53:00,876

-:

:

00:53:00,906 --> 00:53:06,096

So Bouchard starts placing those gas

canisters around and this is when he

:

00:53:06,101 --> 00:53:13,191

like expounds on why the mannequins

are not gonna be You know, like we're

:

00:53:13,191 --> 00:53:15,936

not gonna know they're mannequins

'cause they've got little heartbeats.

:

00:53:16,036 --> 00:53:16,546

-:

:

00:53:16,786 --> 00:53:18,226

And heat signatures.

:

00:53:19,401 --> 00:53:21,021

-:

Little scarecrows with real

:

00:53:21,021 --> 00:53:24,201

hearts and no brains and,

:

00:53:24,921 --> 00:53:26,151

-:

hilarious.

:

00:53:27,561 --> 00:53:30,951

It'll be really, really funny

that they all have heartbeats

:

00:53:30,951 --> 00:53:33,626

and about two scenes from now.

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00:53:33,966 --> 00:53:34,026

-:

:

00:53:35,871 --> 00:53:36,591

-:

Um, and

:

00:53:36,636 --> 00:53:36,891

then we,

:

00:53:37,416 --> 00:53:39,186

-:

to mention when we were talking

:

00:53:39,186 --> 00:53:45,036

about evil sinister ghoulman,

that he pointedly refuses to get

:

00:53:45,036 --> 00:53:46,506

involved in this engine business.

:

00:53:46,506 --> 00:53:48,696

So Locke is striking out on his own

:

00:53:49,101 --> 00:53:49,671

-:

yes.

:

00:53:50,091 --> 00:53:51,321

Luck is like, fine.

:

00:53:51,321 --> 00:53:54,171

Then I do, and then l.

:

00:53:54,306 --> 00:53:57,906

-:

go out and they're not white stretch limo.

:

00:53:57,966 --> 00:54:01,026

-:

In their normal ass eighties car.

:

00:54:01,356 --> 00:54:03,696

-:

It's so normal, so boring.

:

00:54:05,106 --> 00:54:06,846

-:

And uh, they find that, you

:

00:54:06,846 --> 00:54:10,296

know, somebody's already

found airwolf and is flying it

:

00:54:10,656 --> 00:54:11,556

-:

:

00:54:11,616 --> 00:54:12,066

-:

a victory

:

00:54:12,306 --> 00:54:14,826

-:

known that this was Joe, but in

:

00:54:14,826 --> 00:54:17,406

my notes I put, please be Caitlyn.

:

00:54:17,406 --> 00:54:18,001

Do do.

:

00:54:18,846 --> 00:54:19,086

-:

Oh,

:

00:54:20,196 --> 00:54:21,786

-:

wouldn't it that be cool?

:

00:54:21,816 --> 00:54:26,196

Like they don't mention Caitlyn,

but like psych, she's actually has

:

00:54:26,196 --> 00:54:27,876

Airwolf and she's gonna bring it.

:

00:54:27,881 --> 00:54:28,041

Da da.

:

00:54:31,416 --> 00:54:32,376

-:

in a perfect world.

:

00:54:32,376 --> 00:54:32,736

Yes.

:

00:54:32,736 --> 00:54:38,526

But this is:

to carry the majority of the cast.

:

00:54:39,726 --> 00:54:40,086

I know.

:

00:54:40,996 --> 00:54:48,976

So then Joe, uh, lands the air wolf back

in the bat cave or the wolf den perhaps

:

00:54:49,441 --> 00:54:49,921

-:

:

00:54:50,791 --> 00:54:50,941

-:

:

00:54:51,931 --> 00:54:52,321

Yeah.

:

00:54:52,711 --> 00:54:56,581

-:

um, rivers and Lock apparently have

:

00:54:56,581 --> 00:55:01,471

very easily found the Wolf den parked

their, you know, car somewhere,

:

00:55:01,501 --> 00:55:02,731

-:

:

00:55:02,911 --> 00:55:05,401

-:

found a door into the mountain, and

:

00:55:05,401 --> 00:55:07,621

then just kind of like ambled in

:

00:55:09,271 --> 00:55:13,681

-:

the same canyon set or same helicopter.

:

00:55:13,831 --> 00:55:17,251

Like there's nothing the same about this.

:

00:55:18,091 --> 00:55:19,411

-:

And I just wanna point out the

:

00:55:19,411 --> 00:55:24,751

very cool Jeep that I would love

to own does not make an appearance.

:

00:55:25,051 --> 00:55:25,846

-:

:

00:55:27,451 --> 00:55:28,081

-:

:

00:55:28,666 --> 00:55:28,956

-:

Yeah.

:

00:55:30,841 --> 00:55:32,401

-:

Uh, Mike Rivers, I'm gonna

:

00:55:32,401 --> 00:55:34,051

give him a couple of points

:

00:55:34,676 --> 00:55:37,736

' cause he was actually quite

respectful to Miss Joe.

:

00:55:39,051 --> 00:55:39,271

-:

was,

:

00:55:39,686 --> 00:55:42,806

-:

a game and he recognized game.

:

00:55:43,861 --> 00:55:44,151

-:

:

00:55:44,206 --> 00:55:46,816

-:

He is both a fun uncle

:

00:55:46,846 --> 00:55:48,376

and a respectful uncle,

:

00:55:48,841 --> 00:55:49,231

-:

:

00:55:50,146 --> 00:55:51,346

-:

and we love that for him.

:

00:55:51,466 --> 00:55:52,366

We love rivers.

:

00:55:53,191 --> 00:55:54,991

-:

Is he letting her drive too?

:

00:55:55,021 --> 00:55:55,951

Is she driving the

:

00:55:55,951 --> 00:55:57,361

air wolf this whole time?

:

00:55:58,036 --> 00:55:58,516

-:

I think so.

:

00:55:59,236 --> 00:55:59,536

Maybe.

:

00:55:59,641 --> 00:56:01,531

-:

was, maybe it's not clear, but

:

00:56:01,861 --> 00:56:04,141

I read it as he let her drive

:

00:56:04,711 --> 00:56:07,036

-:

It seems like he is very cool.

:

00:56:07,366 --> 00:56:12,016

All cis white men are on thin ice.

:

00:56:12,346 --> 00:56:13,006

Yes.

:

00:56:13,816 --> 00:56:19,306

But this one is on slightly

less thin ice for now.

:

00:56:19,381 --> 00:56:22,471

-:

think that Rivers is our new Caitlin?

:

00:56:24,266 --> 00:56:24,746

-:

:

00:56:24,881 --> 00:56:25,066

-:

:

00:56:25,066 --> 00:56:27,046

of like the, the aw shucks.

:

00:56:27,856 --> 00:56:30,196

Like, well, he's not

:

00:56:30,421 --> 00:56:30,706

-:

Asha.

:

00:56:30,961 --> 00:56:32,101

Well, and he's got feathered

:

00:56:32,146 --> 00:56:33,706

-:

Yeah, that's true.

:

00:56:35,776 --> 00:56:38,596

Because giving more badass

:

00:56:39,531 --> 00:56:39,881

-:

:

00:56:40,051 --> 00:56:42,751

-:

like fun and cutesy and folky.

:

00:56:43,956 --> 00:56:45,036

-:

no, but

:

00:56:45,186 --> 00:56:45,246

-:

:

00:56:46,206 --> 00:56:47,946

-:

yeah, she is a much more likable

:

00:56:47,946 --> 00:56:49,746

character than Stringfellow

:

00:56:49,871 --> 00:56:50,161

-:

:

00:56:50,346 --> 00:56:50,976

Fair enough.

:

00:56:51,666 --> 00:56:52,806

-:

I do appreciate that.

:

00:56:52,806 --> 00:56:57,816

Honestly, gin is too like notice

I am in fact saying his, his, name

:

00:56:57,816 --> 00:57:03,846

correctly because like, I like him a

little bit more than I thought I would.

:

00:57:04,596 --> 00:57:06,606

And it's not just 'cause he

looks like Dick Van Dyke.

:

00:57:06,821 --> 00:57:07,041

-:

:

00:57:08,616 --> 00:57:14,436

-:

Um, but yeah, so then Locke tells Joe

:

00:57:14,466 --> 00:57:20,466

to fuck off and 'cause she shouldn't be

there and it's top secret and everything.

:

00:57:20,466 --> 00:57:26,616

And she hits him with that Keepers

losers, weepers Logic, which as we

:

00:57:26,616 --> 00:57:30,186

all know, the US government loves.

:

00:57:31,146 --> 00:57:36,426

Um, so he goes, FairPoint and

then they all hop in Airwolf.

:

00:57:36,726 --> 00:57:39,336

-:

it worked once before, right?

:

00:57:39,861 --> 00:57:43,551

When String Feller Hawk and

Dom took the Airwolf, they were

:

00:57:43,551 --> 00:57:45,441

like, no, we have the keys.

:

00:57:46,326 --> 00:57:48,666

-:

Yes, that's true, that's true.

:

00:57:49,056 --> 00:57:54,156

The company, it's Canon, the

company respects finders keepers.

:

00:57:55,116 --> 00:58:05,376

Um, but yeah, and then so they take

the he wolf to berm to rescue gin.

:

00:58:05,976 --> 00:58:11,046

Um, and they get there and they

figure out that all of the mannequins

:

00:58:11,736 --> 00:58:14,496

are one, not looking around.

:

00:58:15,246 --> 00:58:17,466

So at best, they're really bad at their

:

00:58:17,486 --> 00:58:17,906

-:

:

00:58:18,756 --> 00:58:19,986

-:

And then they realize that the

:

00:58:19,986 --> 00:58:27,606

heartbeats that Bouchard was so proud

of are all 72 beats per minute, which

:

00:58:27,806 --> 00:58:28,886

-:

:

00:58:30,571 --> 00:58:33,811

-:

that is our adorable little puppy

:

00:58:33,811 --> 00:58:37,201

dog, Mike Rivers, who figures

that out, and I was so proud.

:

00:58:38,146 --> 00:58:43,426

So proud and I wanna say 72 seems

like a low heart rate for the

:

00:58:43,426 --> 00:58:46,666

situation they were in, so, yeah.

:

00:58:46,831 --> 00:58:47,281

-:

Maybe.

:

00:58:47,281 --> 00:58:47,341

Yeah.

:

00:58:48,226 --> 00:58:48,766

-:

:

00:58:49,546 --> 00:58:49,756

-:

:

00:58:49,876 --> 00:58:50,476

-:

:

00:58:51,046 --> 00:58:52,606

-:

:

00:58:53,611 --> 00:58:54,181

-:

Yes.

:

00:58:54,286 --> 00:58:55,246

-:

:

00:58:55,771 --> 00:58:56,371

-:

With his little

:

00:58:56,626 --> 00:58:56,956

-:

:

00:58:58,256 --> 00:59:02,276

-:

yells out that's a military machine.

:

00:59:02,756 --> 00:59:04,286

Like he's surprised.

:

00:59:05,171 --> 00:59:05,231

-:

yeah.

:

00:59:05,396 --> 00:59:07,796

-:

why did he fucking say that?

:

00:59:08,486 --> 00:59:09,236

He knows that,

:

00:59:11,151 --> 00:59:12,591

-:

Maybe he didn't think it was gonna come

:

00:59:12,591 --> 00:59:14,751

and he's just like, Hey, it came yay.

:

00:59:14,886 --> 00:59:15,936

-:

:

00:59:16,596 --> 00:59:19,086

I was like, this is a weird

thing they're making you say.

:

00:59:20,331 --> 00:59:20,931

-:

Yeah.

:

00:59:21,171 --> 00:59:26,541

It's like three people wrote the script

and never communicated with the other

:

00:59:26,541 --> 00:59:28,911

ones what their scenes looked like.

:

00:59:29,331 --> 00:59:32,091

-:

watched Air Wolf prior to this.

:

00:59:32,331 --> 00:59:35,121

-:

Yeah, wasn't understandable.

:

00:59:35,571 --> 00:59:35,901

-:

:

00:59:35,901 --> 00:59:37,671

I mean like why Waste your time.

:

00:59:37,671 --> 00:59:38,001

Right.

:

00:59:38,051 --> 00:59:40,121

-:

If we were not skipping episodes of the

:

00:59:40,121 --> 00:59:43,721

show, I would be having a much worse time.

:

00:59:44,351 --> 00:59:44,501

-:

:

00:59:45,761 --> 00:59:48,131

-:

And I really enjoy y'all's company, so,

:

00:59:48,521 --> 00:59:48,581

know,

:

00:59:48,641 --> 00:59:49,061

-:

:

00:59:49,061 --> 00:59:49,241

Yeah.

:

00:59:50,981 --> 00:59:54,011

-:

um, yeah, and so they figured

:

00:59:54,011 --> 00:59:59,861

out they, uh, syngen escapes by

unlocking his makeshift cell door.

:

01:00:00,171 --> 01:00:02,901

Airwolf blows everything

up as a distraction.

:

01:00:03,421 --> 01:00:08,461

There's a dog fight between

Airwolf and their helicopter.

:

01:00:09,031 --> 01:00:14,551

Meanwhile, gin doubles back

and kicks Bouchard's ass.

:

01:00:14,686 --> 01:00:15,856

-:

:

01:00:16,651 --> 01:00:17,641

-:

:

01:00:17,971 --> 01:00:19,441

-:

em just stabs 'em.

:

01:00:19,921 --> 01:00:22,861

And then I'm gonna put it that happy

ending for all them white girls.

:

01:00:22,951 --> 01:00:29,551

Drop in here from Thug Notes, which if you

haven't experienced Thug Notes, I will go

:

01:00:29,551 --> 01:00:31,831

ahead and make sure to send y'all a link.

:

01:00:32,341 --> 01:00:32,671

-:

:

01:00:32,736 --> 01:00:32,821

do.

:

01:00:32,861 --> 01:00:33,691

-:

:

01:00:34,591 --> 01:00:34,801

-:

Yes.

:

01:00:36,956 --> 01:00:45,061

Um, and then they all kind of re

uh, gin and Hawk are reunited,

:

01:00:45,451 --> 01:00:47,941

um, by Hawk's Hospital bed

:

01:00:48,331 --> 01:00:57,001

It is one of the best actings of Jan

Micha Vincent's entire arc on Airwolf.

:

01:00:57,031 --> 01:00:57,241

-:

:

01:00:57,326 --> 01:00:58,621

-:

A real tour to force.

:

01:00:58,771 --> 01:00:59,281

-:

:

01:00:59,641 --> 01:01:04,171

make fun of it 'cause I was

actually quite moved and they do a

:

01:01:04,171 --> 01:01:05,821

really good job here and honestly.

:

01:01:06,586 --> 01:01:07,966

End of the series here.

:

01:01:08,266 --> 01:01:09,136

Just end it.

:

01:01:10,486 --> 01:01:15,286

The, the, the main thing that

the protagonist wanted is there,

:

01:01:16,156 --> 01:01:18,526

got his brother back, let him

:

01:01:18,721 --> 01:01:22,726

die tearfully end it.

:

01:01:24,466 --> 01:01:27,256

-:

Honestly, like if they had made this

:

01:01:27,256 --> 01:01:32,356

into like a made for TV movie just

to like kind of tie up all the loose

:

01:01:32,356 --> 01:01:37,936

ends, they could have had, um, Jan

Vinson in for very little of it.

:

01:01:37,936 --> 01:01:39,136

'cause he could still be in the bed.

:

01:01:39,706 --> 01:01:41,446

-:

:

01:01:41,806 --> 01:01:41,986

Bine.

:

01:01:42,226 --> 01:01:42,466

Berg

:

01:01:42,466 --> 01:01:42,646

nine,

:

01:01:43,561 --> 01:01:44,881

-:

Ernest Berg nine could

:

01:01:44,881 --> 01:01:46,381

have definitely showed up.

:

01:01:47,131 --> 01:01:47,851

-:

:

01:01:49,531 --> 01:01:49,711

-:

Me,

:

01:01:52,021 --> 01:01:52,531

-:

:

01:01:52,531 --> 01:01:53,431

Ernest Borg nine.

:

01:01:54,171 --> 01:01:55,876

-:

I'm so sorry, posthumously.

:

01:01:57,946 --> 01:01:58,486

-:

I am not.

:

01:01:58,786 --> 01:02:00,826

'cause I think he would've

found it charming and

:

01:02:01,036 --> 01:02:01,516

-:

:

01:02:01,906 --> 01:02:02,296

-:

Um,

:

01:02:02,341 --> 01:02:03,271

-:

:

01:02:03,336 --> 01:02:05,706

-:

He was, he was a goofy, goofy man.

:

01:02:06,576 --> 01:02:12,816

Um, yeah, they would've been able to

afford Ernest Ang, um, they could have

:

01:02:12,816 --> 01:02:21,786

showed us Alex Cord as Arrc angel,

shake it, you know, uh, and also at the

:

01:02:21,786 --> 01:02:30,666

bedside of his, of his life partner,

uh, Hawk, because come on guys.

:

01:02:30,666 --> 01:02:33,066

I mean, they're both broody.

:

01:02:34,446 --> 01:02:41,556

And Archangel would've kept him in

line, but like gently, and they would've

:

01:02:41,556 --> 01:02:45,126

understood each other and they could

have just fished in their cabin.

:

01:02:46,586 --> 01:02:49,286

And it's not like Hawked liked women, you

:

01:02:49,286 --> 01:02:49,826

know?

:

01:02:49,946 --> 01:02:52,136

That is not a man that likes women.

:

01:02:53,501 --> 01:02:56,201

-:

:

01:02:56,921 --> 01:03:02,501

At the end here, we see Locke come

to the hospital and find string's bed

:

01:03:02,501 --> 01:03:08,081

empty and string was like begging his

brother not to let him die in this place.

:

01:03:08,561 --> 01:03:15,941

So did he die or did he just like take

him back to the cabin to like fish and

:

01:03:15,941 --> 01:03:17,831

play cello for the rest of his days?

:

01:03:18,236 --> 01:03:21,556

-:

end of my notes, I expected that he would

:

01:03:21,556 --> 01:03:25,246

have Hawk in Airwolf when he went back to

:

01:03:25,546 --> 01:03:26,711

the, the wolf den.

:

01:03:26,831 --> 01:03:27,281

Right.

:

01:03:27,761 --> 01:03:28,066

And it's

:

01:03:28,116 --> 01:03:29,556

the fuck is Stringfellow?

:

01:03:29,796 --> 01:03:33,186

Like, they didn't even really

give us a good, you know, okay.

:

01:03:33,186 --> 01:03:33,966

He disappeared.

:

01:03:33,966 --> 01:03:37,386

But like, would've been cool

if he dropped him at his cabin.

:

01:03:37,416 --> 01:03:37,836

Right?

:

01:03:37,836 --> 01:03:41,066

Like, let him play his

cello for the birds.

:

01:03:41,831 --> 01:03:44,471

-:

I think probably if they had the

:

01:03:44,471 --> 01:03:46,181

budget for a cabin, they would've,

:

01:03:46,376 --> 01:03:47,276

-:

:

01:03:47,276 --> 01:03:49,106

They couldn't afford a cabin

:

01:03:49,301 --> 01:03:50,066

cameo.

:

01:03:51,521 --> 01:03:52,931

-:

how they could have, they had, didn't

:

01:03:52,931 --> 01:03:58,031

even, they couldn't even afford like more

than a couple scenes of explosives, you

:

01:03:58,031 --> 01:04:07,481

know, like, um, but they probably

did kind of keep, um, keep his fate

:

01:04:07,541 --> 01:04:10,691

ambiguous in case he could like come back

:

01:04:11,186 --> 01:04:13,706

-:

maybe because even gin just

:

01:04:13,706 --> 01:04:15,326

says he had something to do.

:

01:04:16,361 --> 01:04:16,811

-:

yeah.

:

01:04:17,351 --> 01:04:19,181

-:

he was, when he comes to the cave.

:

01:04:19,181 --> 01:04:23,411

So yeah, maybe they were like

trying to preserve possible

:

01:04:23,441 --> 01:04:25,121

Jan, Michael Vincent cameos.

:

01:04:25,411 --> 01:04:25,631

-:

:

01:04:25,961 --> 01:04:29,666

isn't, I don't know, maybe it's

kind of sad also that maybe they

:

01:04:29,666 --> 01:04:33,176

thought that Jan Micha Vincent

was gonna have like a comeback or

:

01:04:33,206 --> 01:04:35,036

turn his life around or something.

:

01:04:35,796 --> 01:04:36,216

-:

:

01:04:36,431 --> 01:04:38,186

-:

I mean that's, yeah, that's what I was

:

01:04:38,186 --> 01:04:41,291

kind of thinking honestly, was that

:

01:04:42,191 --> 01:04:45,071

they were just really hoping

that, you know, he would,

:

01:04:46,041 --> 01:04:46,641

-:

:

01:04:46,781 --> 01:04:47,261

-:

Yeah.

:

01:04:47,831 --> 01:04:48,371

Um,

:

01:04:49,961 --> 01:04:52,021

-:

kind of read it as like, did Syngen

:

01:04:52,021 --> 01:04:57,961

just like take him out back and

like take him off to the farm?

:

01:04:58,051 --> 01:04:58,531

Like,

:

01:04:59,766 --> 01:05:01,231

-:

he's not in the far east anymore.

:

01:05:01,231 --> 01:05:02,791

He's in the farm East

:

01:05:02,821 --> 01:05:04,201

Ayo.

:

01:05:04,621 --> 01:05:06,661

That's where you go when you die.

:

01:05:07,391 --> 01:05:07,601

-:

:

01:05:07,601 --> 01:05:08,651

No, I think he's fine.

:

01:05:08,651 --> 01:05:09,461

He's at the cabin.

:

01:05:09,461 --> 01:05:10,661

We're hoping he gets better.

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Okay.

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Agree.

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Um, and he finally goes to

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therapy 'cause he's got time now.

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Um, but yeah, and then Locke is all

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like, Hey, we're kind of a good team.

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Do you guys wanna keep Airwolf a secret?

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And then like, work for the company?

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And everyone's like, yeah.

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And then they hug.

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And this could have been a

spinoff for the company, but

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they chose to just keep going.

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like it all the makings are there that

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this should be like an improvement.

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We have Locke who seems like a really

competent dude, like much more interesting

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than Archangel with his mini eye patches

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Yeah,

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and white suits.

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yeah.

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And Joe seems fine.

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She seems also extremely competent.

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I'm loving Mr.

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Dvy guy.

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He's pretty funny.

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Same.

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know, now we've got Van Dyke's son

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on board, and yet nothing about this

seemed, uh, I am not gonna say that I

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like loved Airwolf, but I missed Airwolf

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Yeah.

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like fell in love with it, you know.

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but the horrors persist.

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So, so do I.

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So do

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We

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figure out the next episode.

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I believe it is.

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glows.

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Turn to do swirly.

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Yep.

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So we're gonna skip eight episodes,

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that give us episode nine?

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I believe.

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So.

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Let's find out.

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Jeez, jeez, jeez, geez.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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It's episode nine.

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There's a 24 episode season.

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Okay.

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It is part one of a two-parter.

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Uh, Stavo grad.

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Soviets arrest the crew for

spying after it enters Soviet

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airspace to help during a nuclear

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There are only two

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locations in all of Airwolf.

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It is the Far East and Russia.

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We got Middle East too.

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Remember we got Libya.

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Oh.

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And Middle East

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and occasionally

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well, sometimes South America.

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Oh yeah.

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I forgot about

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is a very show, guys.

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one time.

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Sicily.

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Mm-hmm.

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N nuclear, what you say?

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Sorry.

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Nuclear reactor crisis.

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So

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Nuclear reactor crisis.

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this in in

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What?

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Chernobyl was 1986, wasn't it?

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didn't we say this episode was 1986?

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The season starts in 1987.

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Airwolf got

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we're being topical.

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Okay.

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be a very Chernobyl episode.

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A very special

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yeah.

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Or a very three mile island.

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No, Chernobyl.

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'cause we're gonna be in, yeah.

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All right.

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Well, I for 1:00 AM very hype.

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Was that convincing?

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Uh, I, I don't know.

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I am a little hype for a nuclear reactor

episode because like my father, having

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been a theoretical physicist for a little

while, nuclear power was kind of a special

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interest of mine.

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Like, I'm not gonna pretend that I have.

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Know the things about it that other people

with nuclear power special interests know.

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01:09:00,731 --> 01:09:04,751

Like I know that there's some special

interest people out there who've

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got it on lock, but I'm fascinated

by it, and I'm very interested

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to see how Airwolf treats it.

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yes.

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come up against a two-parter

other than the first episode.

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Are we going to watch both parts?

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Oh, great question.

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What did we land on?

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Did we land on second part or first part?

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First part.

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do you guys handle it?

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Well,

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watch it and see how much we care.

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And decide if we need

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I like, I can be cool with

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sounds

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Bring it to a vote.

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There's an odd number of

us, so we've got a tie

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Yeah.

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yeah.

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right.

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All right, let's do that.

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01:09:54,641 --> 01:09:55,391

Okay, cool.

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Have a good week everybody.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Have you ever been curious about what men watched in the 80's and 90's, but didn't want to sit through it? Have we got a show for you! Join Beth, Glo, and Laura as they skip through dude centric TV while laughing, mocking, and maybe finding the secret feminism.