April Fools Part 3: Look at Us, Just Whippin' 'Em Out

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Uh, hello and welcome to Girls.

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Don't Look at Explosions.

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I'm a guy.

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

that's pretty funny too.

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Hello and welcome to Cool Girls.

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Don't Look at Explosions, the

podcast that is usually watching

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Dude TV and making fun of it.

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But today we are committed to the

bit and we're finishing this out even

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though I have no idea what's going on.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Oh, for sure.

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I, and

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

I'm Laura.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

I am Ben.

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Nice to see you, Ben.

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Our favorite honorary cool girl.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Well, I, I'm the one who gave you

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guys your first mission, although, uh,

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

It's true.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

that audio seems to

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have been lost to time.

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Uh,

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

really?

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

It's okay.

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It's not a big deal.

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Uh, basically it was just me

being a giant nerd and like

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being like, it be this thing?

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Could it be this thing?

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Nope.

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It's airwolf.

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And, uh, we've seen how that's gone.

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Yeah, yeah.

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It's almost over

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as of this time of recording.

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Yeah.

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Uh, thanks for the idea for a podcast.

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We appreciate you.

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Actually, it was born of this fairy

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thing, wasn't it?

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

This is, this is the anniversary of

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the three of you recording together.

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It was very, very fun.

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Yeah.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

and it, it also turnabout because you

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guys recorded an episode of Viper.

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And then we came back and

actually watched Viper.

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Went around full circle to Viper.

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Yep.

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Finished up that, haven't you?

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

we have our go back episode and that's it.

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Okay.

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Yeah.

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About done with

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that too.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

a movie that we I watched and as

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of recording, Jair still hasn't.

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

You know what you can always do, right?

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Because we've had this happen

on the cool girls where there

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was a little mix up Oopsie

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doodle, and we just were told

to the other person about it

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for a whole episode of podcast.

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So that's an option.

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You couldn't just make the episode

you telling Jair about the movie.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Uh, that might be the only thing worse

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than watching Max Payne is hearing

somebody tell you the plot of Max Payne.

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Uh.

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So I'm actually, I don't hate it.

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Uh,

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because it's not like your fair's getting

off, like getting off easy, you know?

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Right.

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It's even

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worse.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That's, that's what we're about here

at what happened here, productions,

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

How can we make, how can

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we punish our friends?

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

and make it worse.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Yep.

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Okay.

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So we're supposed to be

finishing out the bit,

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right.

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So what is your background with Dr.

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Hugh?

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

My background with Dr.

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Who is almost nothing.

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Yeah.

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Same.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

have seen, I believe, two episodes of Dr.

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Who and one of them, or I believe

I've watched both of them with Jair.

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Mm-hmm.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

of them was like the big

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premier win, I believe.

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Matt Smith took over.

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I was at a, house where everybody's

like, oh my God, we have to watch this.

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And I'm like, will this

mean anything to me?

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And it didn't.

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Uh,

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918: Uh,

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much like today,

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

and then the other one, uh, Jair

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and I used to travel for work and

in one of those situations he was

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like, alright, Ben, I'm making you

watch my favorite episode of Dr.

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Who.

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Uhhuh?

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

And it was, it was all right.

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Uh, the problem was it doesn't

make sense because the main

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character has a time machine.

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Um, the whole, the whole overarching

plot is there's a weird spaceship

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that keeps having the doctor

interact with Madam de Pompadour

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Okay.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

And like he keeps

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falling in love with her.

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Okay.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

by the time he gets through the end

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of this weird derelict spaceship and

there's weird stuff going on, she's

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old and has already been like with,

you know, the, the mistress to the King

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of France for, for 50 years and had to

keep living her life because this guy

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just pops in through the fireplace every

couple of years because of reasons.

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And she's like, I'm sorry, I

had to keep living my life.

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And he is like, I

understand you're old now.

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And it's like, but you

have a time machine.

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918: Uh,

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

You, you could be like, and see

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you tomorrow, that is for me, it's

tomorrow for you because time machine.

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And it's

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Yeah.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

okay, we don't get like the interesting

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metaphysical and like relationship thing

of like, what happens if you fell in

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love with somebody, but you only see them

every 27 years or, you know, whatever.

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And how would that, you know, how

would that, you know, impact a person?

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It's like, that's cool.

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Then he gets back into

his flying time machine.

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Right.

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Crucial point.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Uh, time machines make TV difficult,

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and I think franchises have

discovered that, but I feel like Dr.

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Who is just like, fuck it

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and leans into everything.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Well, uh, I, I will say though,

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I do have experience with the

TV show, torch Wood, which

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is the doctor who

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

spinoff

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

starring the third guy who's

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with our team in this episode.

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Okay.

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I had a feeling there was

something about this third guy,

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but I was like, oh, I don't know.

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It's, I got nothing.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

yeah.

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Uh, 'cause like there's, there's

a weird, magical guy who can't die

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and they make, keep making like

weird oblique references to that.

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918: Uh,

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

He's the main of a different TV show

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918: We

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can talk about that more when we get

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

I've seen.

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made two seasons and then it stopped,

and then it came back for a while and

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they made another season in a movie.

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And yeah.

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Uh, so not nearly as much going on

as like there's 5,000 episodes of Dr.

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Who,

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Right.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

but I have seen, I'm like the only person

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who I've seen more torch wood than I have.

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Dr.

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Who?

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Yeah.

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That's got to be an extremely

small cross section of the

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population that watches both.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

yeah.

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What is

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

seen exactly one episode of Dr.

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Who, uh, oh, I guess now I've seen two.

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Before this, I had seen exactly

one, and it was the one that, it

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was, I believe, Christopher Kelson.

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Is that his name?

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Yes.

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

That kind of, it came back again

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like when we were college age.

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Right.

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With him.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

of the new wave

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

The new doctors.

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Yeah.

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And I believe it's like

the first episode with him.

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Not a hundred percent sure,

but it's in his season.

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If it, if it's not that,

you know, or seasons.

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I don't know how many he had.

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Um,

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

but I'm not sure.

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

and it's the lady with the stretched out.

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She's just basically skin on a, on like a

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Like she's being tanned.

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Yeah.

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She's like tan skin.

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Um, she's a, just a face

that's been stretched out.

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She was so obsessed with not

being wrinkles that she's just

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a stretched out skin face.

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Uh, that's all I remember about that

episode that I believe Christopher

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Kelson was in it and there was

a stretched out skin face lady.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Gross.

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

So, great context to come into the third

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part of this three parter, at least.

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This is David Tenet,

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Yes.

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And I do know, I, I, I am

familiar with David Tenet, like

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I've, I've seen fright Night.

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Yeah.

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Okay.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

who's a fan of David Tenet is

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like, that's the reference you're

making, Ben, how very dare you?

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And I'm like, sorry,

I've seen Fright night.

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

This would be the other reference.

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Right.

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Everybody knows

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Well,

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Who David Tenet

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

And he was, he was In Jess,

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uh, in, uh, Jessica Jones,

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Okay.

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Okay.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

It absolutely horrifying Bad guy

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performance in that, uh, like it's great.

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Um,

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Yeah.

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I feel like he, he can

be a little unhinged.

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That could be a thing.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

he's a great actor when you

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can see his face, like he's

in this episode, technically,

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Yeah.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

like there could have been a different

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person under the David Tenet old mask, and

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

we would have no

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

know.

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Yeah

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Should we tell the people what we're

watching, we're reviewing today,

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

We are watching Doctor Who season

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something, episode something.

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I didn't write that down.

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The last of the time.

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Lords

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

season three, episode

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13 is what I wrote down.

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But the more I think about it, I'm

like, there's so many seasons of Dr.

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Hoo.

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There's no way It's season three, so

it's through season three of something

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

maybe season three of the new run.

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

maybe.

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I don't know the last of the time.

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Lords is the important part.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

it is the one that happens right

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before that year's Christmas special.

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I know because of the Stinger

at the end of the episode.

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Uh,

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918: I

kind of went into the next episode 'cause

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I was like, what the fuck is going on?

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And then that's what I found out.

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Okay.

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So they open with a recap that I did

not understand, except that I was like,

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oh yes, this is a David Tenet episode.

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Good.

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Good to know.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

And it is like, I will say I do

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have a bit of Dr who lower that.

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Like I just know from osmosis.

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Uh huh.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Where it's like, he's one of, I knew

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he was one of the last of the time

Lords, so I get the idea that like,

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oh, hey, there's one other time, Lord.

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And he happens to be a giant dick.

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Uh,

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Mm-hmm.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

that's, that's this is going.

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Uh, and then we've got our, our recap, we

saw Captain, uh, captain Jack, who is John

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Barrowman, who is one of those guys where

it was like the internet nerd community

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loved him until he got canceled because it

came out that he just like, would not stop

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exposing himself to people on, on sets,

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918: Oh,

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

but he was just, he was

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also just like, what?

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I'm just a, , artistic,

uh, homosexual scam.

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It's just fine.

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It's like, no, you're still

showing your dick to people, dude.

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

You, you still gotta keep

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certain things under wraps, guy.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

It's not sexual.

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No, it, it's still gross.

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

It's, it's still unconsensual.

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Yeah.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Um, so I

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Doesn't matter how you beat it.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

I was bummed out 'cause he was one of

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those actors I really liked for a while.

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

They seemed vaguely entertaining

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in this for me, having no idea what

he was doing or why he was here.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Yeah.

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But then after our, our recap, we get

a interstellar warning, Hey, soul three

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is closed, which I appreciated Earth

getting the, uh, the Star Trek treatment

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918: Mm.

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Yeah.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

like, oh, we're on Viridian

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two, and it's just like, that's

not what we call it, man.

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Um,

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how about you ask us what

our planet's name is?

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Viridian two.

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It's in the map.

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Um,

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

We just should standardize everything

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right in the and just be soul three.

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Yeah.

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Uh, yeah.

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We're opening on this sweet earth and,

uh, it's one year after something,

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: 00:12:05

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Yes, I'm

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

all that jazz.

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Mm-hmm.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

episode, but, uh, until our recap

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happens, like I, I'm assuming that

we don't have a year of Martha

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Jones like being a wandering Ronan.

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Uhhuh.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

which would be cool if we did,

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Yeah.

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She seems pretty deep.

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Yeah.

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Uh, this, we get this Tom

Milligan guy with her and they're

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trying to get to some professor.

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I don't know if we've seen

professor before this or not.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

I was really worried at the start of this

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episode though, because we just have a

boat pulling up and a woman gets out of

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it and this person goes, hi, I'm Tom and

there's no need for me to ask who you are.

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And I'm please do.

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: 00:12:43

I don't know who you are.

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

I need some help here.

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Tom

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give me something.

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Just a, just a grain of context, sir.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

But then he immediately goes,

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you are Martha Jones and you

are going to save the world.

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: 00:12:57

And I'm like, thank you

for setting up the stakes.

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Thank you.

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: 00:13:02

Appreciated.

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: 00:13:04

Yeah.

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So off to save the world, I guess.

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: 00:13:07

Um, did you love the

aircraft carrier in the sky?

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

I did.

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: 00:13:12

I was

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Yeah.

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: 00:13:13

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

lands on it because like, this

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Like I understand people love Dr.

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Who, Dr.

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Who like for a giant three parter,

this looks like it was made for 50

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pounds and like we can make you a

CGI like a CGI, uh, HEA carrier.

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: 00:13:32

Nothing's landing on that.

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: 00:13:34

Um.

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

yeah, yeah.

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Don't, don't ask for anything more.

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: 00:13:37

You're gonna need more budget, right.

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Uh, and we can't.

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: 00:13:42

Put any budget toward landing

aircraft on this aircraft carrier.

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'cause we got all these

robot balls we gotta make.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Yes.

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: 00:13:48

Also, we licensed a Scissors sister song,

and we have a full blown music video as

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the master dances around to the song.

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I can't decide which delighted me

as a person who loves that song.

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

I didn't clock the reference,

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so I'm really glad you did.

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: 00:14:05

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Yeah.

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: 00:14:06

It's a,

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: 00:14:06

it, it,

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: 00:14:06

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

a bunch.

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: 00:14:07

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

it is a, like real song

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: 00:14:10

that they had to license.

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So, uh,

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Yeah.

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: 00:14:14

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

it was interesting that just like in

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: 00:14:16

the middle of this, like five, first

five minutes of our episode, it's just

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like, and we wanna spend at least 90

seconds with our bad guy dancing around

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to a song about murdering people.

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Yeah.

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: 00:14:30

I really avoided calling him the master

'cause I was like, I don't like that.

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: 00:14:34

That's not happening over here.

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: 00:14:36

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Yeah.

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: 00:14:37

Uh.

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: 00:14:39

I understand it's a different

country and a different culture.

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: 00:14:41

Uh,

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Still don't like it, especially

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: 00:14:44

when he's got black ladies

running around as his maids.

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: 00:14:47

Don't like it.

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: 00:14:48

Don't like it.

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: 00:14:49

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Um,

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laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Uh, yeah.

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: 00:14:53

So at this point I wrote,

is this aged up David Tenet?

396

: 00:14:58

Because I couldn't tell who the

hell this was supposed to be.

397

: 00:15:01

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

We've got very old David Tenet living in

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: 00:15:04

a, like children's TP in a corner, uh,

399

: 00:15:08

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Yeah.

400

: 00:15:10

He's

401

: 00:15:10

got a wheelchair.

402

: 00:15:11

Right.

403

: 00:15:12

Uh, I guess I was like, well he's

made this other guy really mad 'cause

404

: 00:15:18

he's about to fire as he missiles.

405

: 00:15:20

Um, in 24 hours

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: 00:15:21

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Yes.

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: 00:15:22

Gotta give you time.

408

: 00:15:24

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Yeah.

409

: 00:15:24

Gotta prepare these missiles.

410

: 00:15:28

Uh, but old David Tenet gives some

kind of like little hand signal

411

: 00:15:34

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Yes.

412

: 00:15:35

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

this lady

413

: 00:15:36

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

of hand signals.

414

: 00:15:38

He, he holds up three fingers.

415

: 00:15:40

And so everybody knows the

resistance starts at three

416

: 00:15:44

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918: Uh,

417

: 00:15:46

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

and then somewhere, somewhere else.

418

: 00:15:48

Katniss Everdeen is like, what?

419

: 00:15:50

Uh,

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: 00:15:51

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

I was about to say something about that.

421

: 00:15:56

It's a very good, uh, good signal.

422

: 00:15:58

Yeah.

423

: 00:15:59

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

so I get to, I'm gonna tell

424

: 00:16:01

you a fun story, Laura.

425

: 00:16:02

I hope you'll appreciate.

426

: 00:16:04

Uh, read the first Hunger Games as a,

like, Anne had read them and loved them,

427

: 00:16:11

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Uhhuh.

428

: 00:16:12

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

and was like, alright, my, my

429

: 00:16:14

girlfriend likes these books, you

know, they're young adult books,

430

: 00:16:16

but you know, we can have fun.

431

: 00:16:18

Uh, and I read the first one.

432

: 00:16:19

I'm like, really enjoyed that.

433

: 00:16:22

Like, I'm

434

: 00:16:22

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Uhhuh

435

: 00:16:22

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

like, in my head I'm like thinking,

436

: 00:16:26

oh, and like, we've got a, this

would be a great anthology series.

437

: 00:16:30

Like our next book goes to a

different Hunger Games and we

438

: 00:16:34

follow a different protagonist

and we see like what's going on.

439

: 00:16:38

And I'm calling, uh, Gloria Ann.

440

: 00:16:40

I believe I was on Christmas break

having finished, you know, I borrowed

441

: 00:16:43

her copy and I read it and I'm

like, yeah, I enjoyed it a lot.

442

: 00:16:46

Like I'm really excited

to read the next one.

443

: 00:16:48

Like, unless it's oh, and it's the

super Secret 75th Hunger Games and, uh,

444

: 00:16:53

it's Tournament of the Champions and

445

: 00:16:56

sort of dumb bullshit like that.

446

: 00:16:58

And she just gets real

quiet and I'm like, oh no,

447

: 00:17:02

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

it is that it is exactly that.

448

: 00:17:05

Yep, yep, yep.

449

: 00:17:06

No, the first one I really loved, like

the world building and stuff of it,

450

: 00:17:10

and I was like, yeah, it's really neat.

451

: 00:17:12

And then like, as we do the very

tropey end of the time, and I was

452

: 00:17:18

the young adult I was targeted to

at the time, like love ly stuff.

453

: 00:17:23

I was like, I don't,

it doesn't make sense.

454

: 00:17:26

I don't like it.

455

: 00:17:28

But I still read them all, and I still

watched all the movies, so here we are.

456

: 00:17:32

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

read the whole series and I did get a bit

457

: 00:17:34

incredulous as I'm just like, how are they

shooting down planes with bows and arrows?

458

: 00:17:38

I understand there's special

bows and arrows, but still,

459

: 00:17:41

um, hey, we, need to have your

special skills still be relevant.

460

: 00:17:47

And it's like, but this is a future

war and you've got bow and arrow.

461

: 00:17:53

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Yeah.

462

: 00:17:53

Yeah.

463

: 00:17:54

It's not the like steepest, sharpest

decline of those type of books.

464

: 00:18:01

So that.

465

: 00:18:05

Okay.

466

: 00:18:06

Anyway, we've got hand signals

just going off all over the place

467

: 00:18:09

because three o'clock is the time.

468

: 00:18:11

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

And then we cut over to Martha Jones

469

: 00:18:14

and they're spying on spaceships.

470

: 00:18:17

And it's just somebody who is

doing a very bad job in a real time

471

: 00:18:21

strategy game where it's just like

missile silo next to missile silo.

472

: 00:18:24

And it's like, you gotta

space these out, dude.

473

: 00:18:26

Like,

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: 00:18:27

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Uh huh.

475

: 00:18:28

Yeah.

476

: 00:18:28

Did you never replace sim city?

477

: 00:18:29

Like you put some stuff too

close together, it doesn't

478

: 00:18:31

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

the city council is not pleased.

479

: 00:18:34

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Mm-hmm.

480

: 00:18:34

They are so mad.

481

: 00:18:36

There's one of 'em who's

always mad though, I think.

482

: 00:18:38

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Mm-hmm.

483

: 00:18:39

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Yeah.

484

: 00:18:40

Uh, so the robot balls accost them while

they're watching these missile silos.

485

: 00:18:47

Uh, it turns out they can only see Tom.

486

: 00:18:49

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Yes.

487

: 00:18:51

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

So Martha's got selective visibility.

488

: 00:18:53

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

is neat.

489

: 00:18:59

Uh, also drops that she's been, uh,

she's met Shakespeare and I'm like,

490

: 00:19:03

why are we not watching that episode?

491

: 00:19:05

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

It wasn't part of a three parter,

492

: 00:19:08

But you should definitely have

a three parter about going back

493

: 00:19:10

in time to meet Shakespeare.

494

: 00:19:11

Right.

495

: 00:19:13

gotta be full of shenanigans.

496

: 00:19:15

Yeah.

497

: 00:19:16

Yeah.

498

: 00:19:16

Okay.

499

: 00:19:16

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

I could absolutely write a, a two-part

500

: 00:19:20

episode where somehow the doctor

accidentally inspires fall staff or

501

: 00:19:25

something like that would be fun.

502

: 00:19:29

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Yeah, I would, I would watch that.

503

: 00:19:32

Uh, there was a steamy guy

locked up in a steamy place.

504

: 00:19:36

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

is Captain Jack his thing

505

: 00:19:39

is that he can't die,

506

: 00:19:41

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Okay.

507

: 00:19:41

And so,

508

: 00:19:42

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

to.

509

: 00:19:43

Like he gets killed a couple of times

in this episode, but we never see it.

510

: 00:19:48

And

511

: 00:19:49

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

oh, I hadn't noticed.

512

: 00:19:50

Yeah.

513

: 00:19:51

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

was really worried about, about you,

514

: 00:19:53

uh, because we get this bit here

where, uh, they, they have their, their

515

: 00:19:58

attempted sabotage and they're stuff

and uh, uh, it fails really quickly.

516

: 00:20:07

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Oh, yeah.

517

: 00:20:08

The coup is like nothing bad, bad shot

518

: 00:20:11

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

John Berryman or Captain Jack character,

519

: 00:20:13

uh, he breaks out and immediately is

accosted by a bunch of guys with guns.

520

: 00:20:17

And then he goes, oh no, not again.

521

: 00:20:20

he's going to get murdered again.

522

: 00:20:22

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918: Oh.

523

: 00:20:23

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

wake back up after a few minutes 'cause

524

: 00:20:25

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Mm-hmm.

525

: 00:20:26

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

he can't die.

526

: 00:20:28

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

See, having not had any context on

527

: 00:20:30

this character, I did not even know

528

: 00:20:32

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Nope, you wouldn't.

529

: 00:20:34

would you think that?

530

: 00:20:35

would be absolutely insane.

531

: 00:20:38

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

because you could say, oh no, not again.

532

: 00:20:39

And it's just like, well,

they captured me again.

533

: 00:20:41

God dang it.

534

: 00:20:42

You know?

535

: 00:20:42

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

That would make the most sense.

536

: 00:20:47

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Yeah.

537

: 00:20:47

And all this like attempted coup old

David Tenet tries to get the master with

538

: 00:20:53

the sonic screwdriver, but it doesn't

work, and he gets slapped in the face.

539

: 00:20:57

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Because it is, uh, identity triggered

540

: 00:21:01

and he can't, he can't zap him with it.

541

: 00:21:03

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Mm-hmm.

542

: 00:21:05

And so for some reason it's identity

triggered not to David Tenet anymore.

543

: 00:21:08

'cause that was true.

544

: 00:21:09

That was his thing.

545

: 00:21:10

But I don't know,

546

: 00:21:10

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

I'm guessing they both have one.

547

: 00:21:12

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

maybe they both have it.

548

: 00:21:13

Yeah.

549

: 00:21:13

Who

550

: 00:21:14

knows my

551

: 00:21:14

Or maybe he got his and he retooled

it or something, I don't know.

552

: 00:21:18

Um.

553

: 00:21:18

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

we also find out TV does

554

: 00:21:20

not work after this year.

555

: 00:21:22

Uh, and our Mrs.

556

: 00:21:25

Countdown.

557

: 00:21:26

Which is a person who loves eight

out of 10 and Cats does countdown.

558

: 00:21:30

I appreciated the reference.

559

: 00:21:32

Um,

560

: 00:21:35

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Yeah.

561

: 00:21:36

Uh, she's gonna somehow intercept

a transmission on this tv.

562

: 00:21:42

Uh, I'm not sure who the

master is talking to.

563

: 00:21:47

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

yeah, I don't know.

564

: 00:21:48

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

yeah.

565

: 00:21:49

Uh, uh, but he sonic screwdrivers,

David Tenet with, in this

566

: 00:21:55

transmission in a totally non-serious

animation, like this is very bad.

567

: 00:22:01

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

This is

568

: 00:22:02

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Well, is it bad or is it like this?

569

: 00:22:04

I think this show is just campy.

570

: 00:22:06

Right.

571

: 00:22:06

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

bad.

572

: 00:22:08

is David Tenet flail acting,

573

: 00:22:11

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918: Uh,

574

: 00:22:11

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

that.

575

: 00:22:12

It is just like, okay, we've

got you in like a burlap, sacks

576

: 00:22:17

worth of makeup here, and then we

577

: 00:22:19

need you flail and flail and then

fall off camera, and then we're

578

: 00:22:23

going to replace you with a.

579

: 00:22:26

CGI Parrot version of yourself.

580

: 00:22:29

Uh,

581

: 00:22:31

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

And we're gonna speed up all

582

: 00:22:32

your flailing really fast too.

583

: 00:22:34

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Like they weren't doing how many

584

: 00:22:35

favors, but it's also just like,

what do you do with that as an actor?

585

: 00:22:39

Like,

586

: 00:22:39

alright, and I'm zapping you

with a ray makes you age 900

587

: 00:22:44

years and act, and I'm like, I, I

don't know what to do with this.

588

: 00:22:52

Like, what does aging feel like?

589

: 00:22:54

I don't know.

590

: 00:22:55

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Apparently it's a seizure.

591

: 00:22:57

Uh, and suddenly he's smigel

like is awful, awful, awful.

592

: 00:23:05

Uh, but Martha is not phased by this.

593

: 00:23:08

She's just happy that he's alive.

594

: 00:23:10

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

we also know that he has whispered

595

: 00:23:12

something to her and it is a secret.

596

: 00:23:15

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Mm-hmm.

597

: 00:23:16

And there's something he was gonna say to

the master, and the master got mad about

598

: 00:23:21

that

599

: 00:23:21

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

keeps saying like, you know

600

: 00:23:22

what I'm going to say to you?

601

: 00:23:23

And the master's like,

nah, no, I'm, I'm evil.

602

: 00:23:27

And, uh

603

: 00:23:29

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

it's like, I guess it can't be

604

: 00:23:30

like, you know, magic words that

take away your power or something.

605

: 00:23:33

Or you just like cut out his tongue.

606

: 00:23:35

Right.

607

: 00:23:35

So it's just something

that's making him mad.

608

: 00:23:37

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Yes.

609

: 00:23:38

But he doesn't seem to be

a hundred percent stable.

610

: 00:23:41

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Oh no.

611

: 00:23:44

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

like

612

: 00:23:45

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

yeah, yeah.

613

: 00:23:46

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

he, he could just be saying like,

614

: 00:23:48

the endless soup and salad at at

Olive Garden isn't actually endless.

615

: 00:23:51

They only give you seven.

616

: 00:23:53

And he would be like, no,

617

: 00:23:57

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Wait, is that true?

618

: 00:23:58

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

I don't believe so.

619

: 00:23:59

But like, I was

620

: 00:24:00

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

I don't

621

: 00:24:01

know

622

: 00:24:01

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

to come up with an example

623

: 00:24:02

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

I if I'm eating that much soup, salad

624

: 00:24:04

and breadsticks at Olive Garden, like

something is horribly wrong in my

625

: 00:24:08

digestive system, that I could fit

more than seven of those in there.

626

: 00:24:14

Uh, so the professor says the

satellites are keeping people scared.

627

: 00:24:18

There's like 15 satellites in

particular, I guess, that are doing this.

628

: 00:24:22

I don't remember exactly.

629

: 00:24:23

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Yeah.

630

: 00:24:23

Uh, did you catch the

name of the satellites?

631

: 00:24:26

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Was it Archangel?

632

: 00:24:28

Yeah, it was.

633

: 00:24:30

Look at that.

634

: 00:24:31

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

I, I, I dunno which side the

635

: 00:24:33

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

The eye patch

636

: 00:24:34

is

637

: 00:24:34

yeah.

638

: 00:24:34

Yeah.

639

: 00:24:35

It moves according to my head, Canon.

640

: 00:24:37

Uh, I don't know if that's

actually true or not.

641

: 00:24:40

Um, the, the Archangel tie in to Airwolf

and then there's another tie in to

642

: 00:24:48

my current show, BSG, but we're not

quite there yet, but we'll get there.

643

: 00:24:53

But we do have bad robots.

644

: 00:24:54

So that's a start, right?

645

: 00:24:57

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

And what, uh, yes.

646

: 00:24:58

Uh, so we then cut back to our, our

resistance on the ground, and we've

647

: 00:25:03

got Tom, who's just popping shots,

uh, drawing the attention of one of

648

: 00:25:07

our, uh, lightsaber training spheres,

uh, that comes flying after him.

649

: 00:25:13

And I.

650

: 00:25:14

He runs him through a gate where

the, our doctor who has discovered,

651

: 00:25:20

Hey, one of these got zapped

by lightning and it killed it.

652

: 00:25:23

So how about we zap it with

lightning and, uh, they're able to

653

: 00:25:28

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

I just have lightning around the back.

654

: 00:25:30

Yeah, just get him, get him back there.

655

: 00:25:33

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

And so they zap it and now they

656

: 00:25:39

I don't know if anybody else remembers

those toys or those candies that got

657

: 00:25:45

existed in the nineties before they

were banned along with the Kinder egg,

658

: 00:25:49

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

The kinder egg is still around though.

659

: 00:25:51

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

but not in its true German form.

660

: 00:25:54

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Yeah, I, I actually don't know that.

661

: 00:25:56

I just know that you can get them at Aldi.

662

: 00:25:58

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Yes.

663

: 00:25:58

But the ones we have now are

one half is chocolate the toy.

664

: 00:26:04

The real German ones that I got, I,

I was able to get once because my dad

665

: 00:26:08

had, uh, got sent to work in Germany for

six months, uh, for the auto industry.

666

: 00:26:13

It was.

667

: 00:26:14

It was interesting, uh, like, Hey, my mom

had to six months, be a single parent.

668

: 00:26:21

It's like, yeah.

669

: 00:26:22

And that's how some people

just live their lives.

670

: 00:26:24

You know, I'm not

671

: 00:26:25

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Yeah.

672

: 00:26:26

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

like, I know it was her.

673

: 00:26:28

And so anybody who's doing it without

an, you know, just per perpetually props

674

: 00:26:34

to you, stay strong, you're awesome.

675

: 00:26:36

Um, but as part of that, my dad sent

home real, you know, illicit kinder eggs

676

: 00:26:42

where the toy was actually inside of it.

677

: 00:26:46

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Illicit Kinder Eggs would be a good title.

678

: 00:26:47

I'm just saying.

679

: 00:26:48

Uh

680

: 00:26:49

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Eggs is a great title, Beth.

681

: 00:26:54

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918: uh.

682

: 00:26:55

So we go back to the master and.

683

: 00:27:00

He's going on talking to Smigel about

the drums have called him to war.

684

: 00:27:06

I don't know what that means, but I

bet somebody else on our podcast does.

685

: 00:27:09

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Well, I mean, we've all heard, uh,

686

: 00:27:11

the, the opening to two princes by

the spin doctors and it didn't make

687

: 00:27:15

me want to commit massive universal

688

: 00:27:17

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Right?

689

: 00:27:18

Yeah.

690

: 00:27:19

Yeah.

691

: 00:27:19

Something else going on here.

692

: 00:27:24

Uh, but they're launching tomorrow

and, I don't know why I wrote this,

693

: 00:27:30

but I said I guess David Tenet

loves the balls referring to the

694

: 00:27:35

robot balls because I think somebody

says something about you love them.

695

: 00:27:39

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

He's like, you love them,

696

: 00:27:40

but look what I've done with

them and I've corrupted them.

697

: 00:27:43

And uh,

698

: 00:27:47

David Tenet loves the balls.

699

: 00:27:48

Also a strong contender for a title.

700

: 00:27:52

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Look at us.

701

: 00:27:53

Just whipping 'em out.

702

: 00:27:54

Um, so the

703

: 00:27:57

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

are we, John Barrowman.

704

: 00:27:59

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

The professor is whipping out

705

: 00:28:00

the balls she cracks one open.

706

: 00:28:03

Uh, and I feel like she should be

wearing goggles when she does this right.

707

: 00:28:08

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

and

708

: 00:28:08

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Safety equipment, safety first.

709

: 00:28:11

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

and

710

: 00:28:12

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

You know

711

: 00:28:12

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

what's in the ball?

712

: 00:28:15

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

what's in the ball.

713

: 00:28:18

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

It's a face.

714

: 00:28:20

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

It's a meat robot.

715

: 00:28:23

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Battlestar Galactica

716

: 00:28:25

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Battle of star Galactica.

717

: 00:28:28

It all comes together and it start,

starts talking to Martha Jones.

718

: 00:28:36

yeah, she taught them how to fly

719

: 00:28:40

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

My guess

720

: 00:28:40

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

sky is made of diamonds.

721

: 00:28:42

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

episode before our three parter,

722

: 00:28:45

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Hopefully sometime before there

723

: 00:28:48

should have been an episode with this.

724

: 00:28:51

Uh, and then she tells everyone else

that these are humans from the future.

725

: 00:28:56

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

1 trillion.

726

: 00:28:59

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Wow.

727

: 00:29:00

Cool.

728

: 00:29:01

Did you, okay.

729

: 00:29:02

We talked about this on our other

podcast that we recorded the other day,

730

: 00:29:07

uh, that you watched a lot of Futurama,

you've seen the time machine episode.

731

: 00:29:11

Right?

732

: 00:29:11

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

have.

733

: 00:29:12

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

I really like the song in the year 25.

734

: 00:29:15

25, 25, and then the montage

that they do with that.

735

: 00:29:21

So much fun.

736

: 00:29:22

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Uh, we're not gonna slow down or

737

: 00:29:24

just, uh, we're not gonna stop.

738

: 00:29:26

Just slow down so I

can shoot Hitler again.

739

: 00:29:27

Oh, no, I got Eleanor Roosevelt.

740

: 00:29:29

Uh,

741

: 00:29:32

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

I think maybe they go to

742

: 00:29:33

the year 1 trillion in that.

743

: 00:29:35

I'll have to go back and watch it.

744

: 00:29:36

To, to verify.

745

: 00:29:37

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

I'm not sure, but I know at one

746

: 00:29:38

point were enslaved by a giraffe.

747

: 00:29:41

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Mm-hmm.

748

: 00:29:42

Yeah.

749

: 00:29:43

Uh, so

750

: 00:29:46

then the master starts telling us about

taking Lucy to the end of the universe.

751

: 00:29:51

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

because he

752

: 00:29:51

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Oh, also,

753

: 00:29:52

mm-hmm

754

: 00:29:55

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

the doctor broke it, so it can

755

: 00:29:56

only go to the last place it went

Being the year 1 trillion, I.

756

: 00:30:00

And back to today.

757

: 00:30:02

So we can only hop between two spots.

758

: 00:30:04

And we

759

: 00:30:05

found

760

: 00:30:05

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

point out Oh

761

: 00:30:07

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

the paradox device, which

762

: 00:30:09

is the Hey nerds, shut up.

763

: 00:30:11

Um,

764

: 00:30:14

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

yeah, the shut up nerd device.

765

: 00:30:18

Uh, I also wanna point out that Lucy

is the sexy blonde and the red dress.

766

: 00:30:24

So

767

: 00:30:25

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Another Battlestar Galactica.

768

: 00:30:27

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

yeah,

769

: 00:30:29

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

it's for me, like I, I'm compelled to

770

: 00:30:31

say that the Vulcan science directed,

uh, directorate has, uh, confirmed

771

: 00:30:35

that time travel is impossible, so,

772

: 00:30:38

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Yeah.

773

: 00:30:39

So, uh, so in the year 1 trillion, they

saw the utopia project, which is like

774

: 00:30:48

apparently humanity's last attempt to save

themselves from the end of the universe.

775

: 00:30:53

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

there's no way we're making

776

: 00:30:53

it to the year 1 trillion.

777

: 00:30:56

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918: I

778

: 00:30:56

don't not, I do not have

high hopes about that.

779

: 00:31:01

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Ah.

780

: 00:31:03

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Not at this time.

781

: 00:31:04

Well, and, and we wouldn't

be like in this form, surely.

782

: 00:31:07

Like there's something that we would

evolutionarily maximize ourselves too.

783

: 00:31:13

Right?

784

: 00:31:15

Right.

785

: 00:31:16

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Or just, you know.

786

: 00:31:17

Well, and see, the thing about

evolution is it's not always good.

787

: 00:31:20

It just is change.

788

: 00:31:22

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Yeah.

789

: 00:31:23

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

and yeah, I'm sure like a year, 1 trillion

790

: 00:31:26

human wouldn't look like an US human.

791

: 00:31:29

Just like we wouldn't look like a,

you know, 250,000 year ago human

792

: 00:31:33

when we first started showing up

793

: 00:31:35

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

True, true.

794

: 00:31:36

Uh, I guess they don't

look like you know us.

795

: 00:31:39

'cause it said something about they

turn themselves into children and

796

: 00:31:43

then they turn themselves into robots.

797

: 00:31:45

Yep.

798

: 00:31:45

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

in balls.

799

: 00:31:48

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Uh, meat robots, uh, the

800

: 00:31:51

superior form of being.

801

: 00:31:56

Uh, so then the master

took them back in time.

802

: 00:32:01

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Because, hey, your civilization is ending.

803

: 00:32:03

Come back here with me.

804

: 00:32:05

We'll

805

: 00:32:05

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Mm-hmm.

806

: 00:32:06

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

empire.

807

: 00:32:06

It'll all be great and you won't

be all like dealing with this

808

: 00:32:09

existential end of the universe crisis.

809

: 00:32:11

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918: And

810

: 00:32:12

I've got the paradox machine.

811

: 00:32:13

So shut up

812

: 00:32:14

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

yes,

813

: 00:32:14

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918: and

814

: 00:32:15

you'll stay alive.

815

: 00:32:16

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

This is, this is our version of a wizard.

816

: 00:32:18

Did it?

817

: 00:32:19

Uh,

818

: 00:32:24

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Uh, so Tom asks why they kill

819

: 00:32:26

humans and the head claims it's fun.

820

: 00:32:30

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Which makes this, uh, canonical,

821

: 00:32:34

very similar to the Viper episode,

where our strip club manager just

822

: 00:32:41

finds out that killing people

makes all your problems go away.

823

: 00:32:44

Uh,

824

: 00:32:47

it is like, why if you're humans

from in the future, why are you just

825

: 00:32:50

like massacring us because this fun.

826

: 00:32:53

Alright.

827

: 00:32:54

Maybe you guys are evil.

828

: 00:32:56

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

yeah.

829

: 00:32:57

So he gets Tom's bullet to the

830

: 00:32:58

face

831

: 00:32:59

Uh, then the master declares the human

race, the greatest monsters of them all.

832

: 00:33:04

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Yes.

833

: 00:33:05

Hey, you love these guys.

834

: 00:33:07

Look at what I was able to turn them into.

835

: 00:33:09

They're, they, they willingly

became face murder balls.

836

: 00:33:16

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Uh, so the professor wants the truth

837

: 00:33:19

from Martha, who has, you know,

been by legend traveling the world

838

: 00:33:23

to find a way to kill the master.

839

: 00:33:26

She says she's got this four chemical gun.

840

: 00:33:29

It's a little like gun thing

with tubes that we put on it.

841

: 00:33:34

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Mm-hmm.

842

: 00:33:35

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

is four different chemicals.

843

: 00:33:36

Yeah.

844

: 00:33:37

Three of the four.

845

: 00:33:38

She has, she needs to go get the fourth.

846

: 00:33:41

And then the professor's like, well,

are you sure you can actually kill him?

847

: 00:33:44

'cause you don't look like a killer.

848

: 00:33:46

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Yes.

849

: 00:33:49

Which is famously like a thing you

can tell just by looking at someone,

850

: 00:33:57

Uh,

851

: 00:33:58

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

yeah.

852

: 00:33:59

All the time.

853

: 00:34:00

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

having, having been the

854

: 00:34:02

juror in a murder trial.

855

: 00:34:04

It's not, it's not something they

tell you like, all right, now jury, we

856

: 00:34:09

need you just to look at the bad guy

and be like, you think they did it?

857

: 00:34:14

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Yeah.

858

: 00:34:15

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

like evidence and

859

: 00:34:17

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Right, right.

860

: 00:34:20

Uh, so we go to the Ruins of London.

861

: 00:34:22

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Yes.

862

: 00:34:27

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Do you have a joke?

863

: 00:34:28

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

no, no.

864

: 00:34:29

Sorry.

865

: 00:34:29

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Okay

866

: 00:34:30

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

I mean, I was gonna like the, the ruins

867

: 00:34:33

of London, which just look like, Cardiff,

868

: 00:34:36

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

yeah.

869

: 00:34:36

Yeah.

870

: 00:34:37

But you can tell there are ruins

because there's nobody here and

871

: 00:34:40

it's dark and it's kind of dirty.

872

: 00:34:42

And we have like 20 people crammed in

the hall front hallway of this house.

873

: 00:34:46

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

we also find out that they save

874

: 00:34:48

money by cramming a hundred people

into each flat, also they've

875

: 00:34:53

been murdering people for years.

876

: 00:34:54

So it feels like shouldn't

be a housing shortage.

877

: 00:34:59

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

And if you're murder balls in charge

878

: 00:35:02

of the planet, do you still do money?

879

: 00:35:04

Is money still a thing?

880

: 00:35:06

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

imagine.

881

: 00:35:07

Um,

882

: 00:35:07

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

I don't know.

883

: 00:35:09

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

like

884

: 00:35:09

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

mean, people are slaves building silos.

885

: 00:35:12

What do they need money for?

886

: 00:35:13

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

No.

887

: 00:35:13

Like what?

888

: 00:35:14

What are you saving electricity.

889

: 00:35:18

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Yeah.

890

: 00:35:18

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

so many people.

891

: 00:35:19

What do you need to save electricity for?

892

: 00:35:22

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Well we are murder balls, murder robots.

893

: 00:35:24

So maybe we soak up a lot of electricity.

894

: 00:35:26

I don't know.

895

: 00:35:27

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Maybe.

896

: 00:35:28

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Yeah.

897

: 00:35:29

Maybe our, our brain juice

doesn't power the ball.

898

: 00:35:36

I just really wanna keep

talking about robot balls.

899

: 00:35:41

Okay.

900

: 00:35:42

So the professor tries to call

somewhere to check on her son.

901

: 00:35:45

Previously not mentioned in this

We did not know she had a son.

902

: 00:35:48

Okay.

903

: 00:35:49

I wonder if anybody

904

: 00:35:50

else

905

: 00:35:50

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

my Please tell me about my son.

906

: 00:35:52

Okay.

907

: 00:35:53

I want to betray the people who will save

the human race and talk to the master.

908

: 00:35:58

Oh,

909

: 00:36:00

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Yeah.

910

: 00:36:00

Turns out compromised.

911

: 00:36:02

Go figure.

912

: 00:36:03

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Professor Doherty is a douche bag.

913

: 00:36:06

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Yep.

914

: 00:36:07

Uh, Martha gives discernment

on the stair steps.

915

: 00:36:13

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

there's a guy you've never heard

916

: 00:36:15

of, but he's super cool and he

saved your life a bunch of times

917

: 00:36:17

and you didn't know about it.

918

: 00:36:18

He's called the doctor.

919

: 00:36:20

Uh, also Dr.

920

: 00:36:22

Who fans.

921

: 00:36:23

He's also Dr.

922

: 00:36:24

Who know one of the, the,

the weird things about Dr.

923

: 00:36:29

Who the weird pieces of trivia is.

924

: 00:36:32

The, at a, at first glance, he's not Dr.

925

: 00:36:36

Who, he's just the doctor,

but on like three separate

926

: 00:36:39

occasions, he says his name is Dr.

927

: 00:36:41

Who like the vast history of Dr.

928

: 00:36:45

Who.

929

: 00:36:46

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

didn't know that.

930

: 00:36:47

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

It's just one of those weird things

931

: 00:36:48

I happen to know at a fandom.

932

: 00:36:51

Uh,

933

: 00:36:52

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Yeah.

934

: 00:36:55

Um, actually

935

: 00:36:57

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Um, actually his name is the doctor.

936

: 00:36:59

He's not doctor who Don't call him

doctor Who, that's not who he is.

937

: 00:37:02

Actually in like three different episodes,

like back before they realized it was

938

: 00:37:05

going to be important or a thing, um, he

939

: 00:37:08

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Uhhuh,

940

: 00:37:11

yeah, so

941

: 00:37:12

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

also get the being super weird

942

: 00:37:15

and Accosting parrot the doctor in

his bathrobe, the master's in his

943

: 00:37:19

bathrobe, the parrot doctor is in

a bird cage and like, ha ha ha.

944

: 00:37:25

I, I won.

945

: 00:37:26

I know.

946

: 00:37:26

Stuff you don't know.

947

: 00:37:28

so weird.

948

: 00:37:29

It's just like.

949

: 00:37:31

Why

950

: 00:37:31

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

keeps being weird.

951

: 00:37:33

Yeah, no, he keeps being weird

because he shows up this dude who

952

: 00:37:37

calls himself the master and tells

Martha to be a good girl and come

953

: 00:37:41

out here and I'm like, no, thank you.

954

: 00:37:44

No thanks.

955

: 00:37:46

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Yeah.

956

: 00:37:46

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

thanks.

957

: 00:37:47

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

he shows up on the street and is

958

: 00:37:48

just like, Hey, I'll kill everybody

if you don't come out here.

959

: 00:37:52

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Yeah,

960

: 00:37:52

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

And then, uh, Martha like,

961

: 00:37:56

whispers something to Tom.

962

: 00:37:58

And I thought at this point

she, she had taken her her

963

: 00:38:01

key that keeps her secret off.

964

: 00:38:04

And I was like, oh.

965

: 00:38:04

And she gave it to Tom, and

now this is some sort of like,

966

: 00:38:07

shell game and, and something's

967

: 00:38:09

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

No, he's gonna be secret.

968

: 00:38:10

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

And then immediately Tom is just like, no.

969

: 00:38:13

And runs out and gets

immediately murdered.

970

: 00:38:15

And I'm like,

971

: 00:38:16

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

I know.

972

: 00:38:17

What a ding-dong Tom Tom.

973

: 00:38:20

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

Tom, you're so dumb.

974

: 00:38:22

You're a doctor.

975

: 00:38:24

Like he's a pediatrician.

976

: 00:38:26

Like, come on Tom.

977

: 00:38:29

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Oh my gosh.

978

: 00:38:31

I, I was, and then I guess it we're

supposed to like, take the little

979

: 00:38:36

bit of tiny bit of romantic tension.

980

: 00:38:38

They've like established between

these two and be like, oh, he fell in

981

: 00:38:43

love with her and then he sacrificed

himself and I'm just like, okay.

982

: 00:38:46

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

No.

983

: 00:38:49

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Okay.

984

: 00:38:49

But uh, the master's not gonna kill

Martha here because he wants Dr.

985

: 00:38:53

Smigel to watch her die.

986

: 00:38:55

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

But he does destroy your backpack

987

: 00:38:57

because I collecting all of the, all

of my horror cruxes, uh, to kill me

988

: 00:39:03

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Yeah.

989

: 00:39:04

Honestly, I had forgotten about

the chemical gun and then it would

990

: 00:39:08

be in her backpack and I was like,

why do you shoot her backpack?

991

: 00:39:12

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

because hate backpacks.

992

: 00:39:15

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

Mm, yeah, that's true.

993

: 00:39:18

That's true.

994

: 00:39:19

Uh, so we go back to

the conference room set.

995

: 00:39:23

And Lucy is just six and all over

the place 'cause she's standing there

996

: 00:39:27

in her big red dress and just tall

997

: 00:39:30

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

and

998

: 00:39:30

laura--time-lord-_1_03-30-2025_201918:

and so

999

: 00:39:31

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_03-30-2025_211918:

gets to talk and it was like, oh,

: 1000

00:39:34,322 --> 00:39:36,212

you might be making sag minimum.

: 1001

00:39:36,212 --> 00:39:36,812

Yay.

: 1002

00:39:38,222 --> 00:39:39,152

I thought you an extra.

: 1003

00:39:40,367 --> 00:39:40,717

-: 2025

right.

: 1004

00:39:41,732 --> 00:39:44,942

I feel like she was supposed to have

been important in the other two episodes.

: 1005

00:39:44,942 --> 00:39:45,782

I sure hope so.

: 1006

00:39:45,902 --> 00:39:46,622

-: 2025

hope so.

: 1007

00:39:47,972 --> 00:39:48,362

Uh,

: 1008

00:39:48,422 --> 00:39:50,852

-: 2025

the, for some reason the master has built

: 1009

00:39:50,852 --> 00:39:58,142

200,000 spaceships, uh, and they're gonna

burn across the universe for something.

: 1010

00:39:59,792 --> 00:40:01,832

-: 2025

They, want to reestablish the, the

: 1011

00:40:02,552 --> 00:40:06,182

Empire he's gonna do it with the Huon,

: 1012

00:40:06,602 --> 00:40:10,232

uh, because the drums told him to.

: 1013

00:40:11,612 --> 00:40:12,002

-: 2025

Okay.

: 1014

00:40:12,092 --> 00:40:13,442

I had no idea what was

: 1015

00:40:13,562 --> 00:40:14,162

-: 2025

real

: 1016

00:40:14,162 --> 00:40:14,462

-: 2025

here

: 1017

00:40:14,882 --> 00:40:16,112

-: 2025

Like they do not do a great

: 1018

00:40:16,112 --> 00:40:18,182

job of explaining this to like

: 1019

00:40:19,052 --> 00:40:20,702

-: 2025

To somebody who's go, coming in, in the

: 1020

00:40:20,702 --> 00:40:22,292

middle of the three parter, how dare they?

: 1021

00:40:22,412 --> 00:40:23,042

-: 2025

Exactly.

: 1022

00:40:23,042 --> 00:40:23,222

Yeah.

: 1023

00:40:25,892 --> 00:40:30,512

But then the doctor says the thing

he was always going to say to

: 1024

00:40:30,512 --> 00:40:32,492

him, that made the master so mad.

: 1025

00:40:33,077 --> 00:40:33,497

-: 2025

Mm-hmm.

: 1026

00:40:34,262 --> 00:40:35,132

-: 2025

forgive you.

: 1027

00:40:36,182 --> 00:40:36,452

Nah.

: 1028

00:40:36,857 --> 00:40:37,147

-: 2025

Yeah.

: 1029

00:40:39,777 --> 00:40:40,067

Yeah.

: 1030

00:40:41,192 --> 00:40:48,272

Uh, so Martha starts laughing at him

for believing the thing about the gun.

: 1031

00:40:49,262 --> 00:40:54,092

Uh, and she's like, I

didn't have a special gun.

: 1032

00:40:54,092 --> 00:40:54,752

That's stupid.

: 1033

00:40:54,817 --> 00:40:55,292

-: 2025

stupid.

: 1034

00:40:56,462 --> 00:41:00,002

-: 2025

Uh, actually I told people about the

: 1035

00:41:00,002 --> 00:41:03,962

doctor and now they're all gonna think

about him really hard at the same time.

: 1036

00:41:04,037 --> 00:41:05,882

-: 2025

And it's going to counteract the.

: 1037

00:41:06,767 --> 00:41:09,557

Make everybody scared, telepathy,

: 1038

00:41:10,067 --> 00:41:14,507

and it's going to like spirit bomb.

: 1039

00:41:14,507 --> 00:41:16,097

Charge up the doctor.

: 1040

00:41:16,937 --> 00:41:20,207

-: 2025

Yeah, so like the, the Archangel

: 1041

00:41:20,207 --> 00:41:25,187

Oppression satellites were like psychic

satellites, and we're gonna reverse,

: 1042

00:41:25,397 --> 00:41:31,697

we're gonna backflow the vibes into

the satellites and they're gonna

: 1043

00:41:31,697 --> 00:41:33,857

make the doctor back to who he was.

: 1044

00:41:34,097 --> 00:41:35,567

-: 2025

This is gonna be more powerful

: 1045

00:41:35,567 --> 00:41:37,187

than a couple of crave cases.

: 1046

00:41:37,187 --> 00:41:42,047

Showing up at 3:00 AM like it is

going to help the vibes so much

: 1047

00:41:44,357 --> 00:41:45,917

how many tacos are here.

: 1048

00:41:46,367 --> 00:41:46,577

Uh,

: 1049

00:41:50,357 --> 00:41:53,447

-: 2025

So the Power of vibes restores David

: 1050

00:41:53,447 --> 00:41:55,397

Tenet to his young, beautiful self.

: 1051

00:41:55,727 --> 00:41:59,687

-: 2025

and also destroys his, uh, bird cage,

: 1052

00:41:59,897 --> 00:42:05,057

which good because full-sized David tenant

in the bird cage would've been like, oh.

: 1053

00:42:06,002 --> 00:42:07,022

Not comfortable.

: 1054

00:42:07,712 --> 00:42:08,342

Um, it would've been

: 1055

00:42:08,417 --> 00:42:08,657

-: 2025

yeah.

: 1056

00:42:08,662 --> 00:42:09,167

Yeah.

: 1057

00:42:09,167 --> 00:42:09,168

Yeah

: 1058

00:42:09,242 --> 00:42:10,802

-: 2025

would've totally undercut the moment,

: 1059

00:42:11,417 --> 00:42:12,227

-: 2025

It would.

: 1060

00:42:12,557 --> 00:42:12,827

Yeah.

: 1061

00:42:12,827 --> 00:42:13,247

Yeah.

: 1062

00:42:13,637 --> 00:42:18,287

Uh, because you can't stop

people thinking, uh, and

: 1063

00:42:18,692 --> 00:42:18,932

-: 2025

isn't

: 1064

00:42:19,217 --> 00:42:24,317

-: 2025

rush in the, the launch begins and

: 1065

00:42:24,317 --> 00:42:28,367

the ma master is like, ready to blow

everybody up with black hole converters

: 1066

00:42:28,367 --> 00:42:29,747

on all the ships or something.

: 1067

00:42:30,467 --> 00:42:30,737

I don't know.

: 1068

00:42:31,052 --> 00:42:34,082

-: 2025

so they have a transporter and

: 1069

00:42:34,142 --> 00:42:37,952

for some reason they transport the

master and the doctor to have this

: 1070

00:42:37,982 --> 00:42:40,412

dramatic cliffside confrontation.

: 1071

00:42:40,862 --> 00:42:42,572

And he's like, I'll do it.

: 1072

00:42:42,572 --> 00:42:43,862

I'll blow up the world.

: 1073

00:42:44,762 --> 00:42:47,972

And the doctor is just like, nah,

man, you love yourself too much.

: 1074

00:42:48,062 --> 00:42:50,252

You won't blow up the world

'cause you'd kill yourself.

: 1075

00:42:50,852 --> 00:42:53,432

And he's like, ah, you know me too well.

: 1076

00:42:54,272 --> 00:42:57,932

And then they go immediately back

to the room with all of the people.

: 1077

00:42:58,937 --> 00:42:59,447

-: 2025

Yeah.

: 1078

00:42:59,522 --> 00:42:59,642

-: 2025

like.

: 1079

00:43:00,887 --> 00:43:04,577

You could have just had this

argument in front of everybody.

: 1080

00:43:04,732 --> 00:43:05,897

It, it would've been fine.

: 1081

00:43:07,022 --> 00:43:09,062

-: 2025

Oh, and also in all of this,

: 1082

00:43:09,062 --> 00:43:12,182

somehow the paradox machine is

in danger, and I'm not clear why.

: 1083

00:43:12,287 --> 00:43:17,027

-: 2025

So they, uh, once the spell is

: 1084

00:43:17,027 --> 00:43:21,317

broken and everybody's not afraid

of the master anymore, uh, captain

: 1085

00:43:21,407 --> 00:43:25,367

Jack is able to immediately tell

all of the goons, all right, it's

: 1086

00:43:25,367 --> 00:43:27,437

time to destroy the paradox device.

: 1087

00:43:28,247 --> 00:43:33,917

And they into the TARDIS

and they shoot like a-holes.

: 1088

00:43:34,067 --> 00:43:40,067

And it makes me mad 'cause nobody aims

and they're all like, firing from the hip.

: 1089

00:43:40,067 --> 00:43:42,377

And I'm like, why do people do this?

: 1090

00:43:42,377 --> 00:43:43,877

I don't, I don't understand.

: 1091

00:43:44,357 --> 00:43:44,867

Uh,

: 1092

00:43:45,002 --> 00:43:46,802

-: 2025

didn't train his goons very well, did he?

: 1093

00:43:46,907 --> 00:43:47,597

-: 2025

no.

: 1094

00:43:47,972 --> 00:43:52,007

And for like, okay, captain Jack,

like you're an immortal, like,

: 1095

00:43:53,387 --> 00:43:55,997

bullets like, don't matter to me guy.

: 1096

00:43:56,942 --> 00:44:00,692

But also like you're trying to destroy

a thing in a specific amount of time.

: 1097

00:44:01,562 --> 00:44:03,632

Freaking aim, please.

: 1098

00:44:04,232 --> 00:44:06,362

-: 2025

maybe the gun training was in the

: 1099

00:44:06,362 --> 00:44:09,332

vibes that they were getting from

those mind control satellites.

: 1100

00:44:09,632 --> 00:44:11,732

Maybe that's where the talent was packed.

: 1101

00:44:12,692 --> 00:44:14,732

-: 2025

uh, but they, they destroy the

: 1102

00:44:14,732 --> 00:44:20,042

paradox device, which makes all of

our, our, uh, human balls disappear.

: 1103

00:44:20,432 --> 00:44:20,762

Uh

: 1104

00:44:20,817 --> 00:44:21,107

-: 2025

Yeah.

: 1105

00:44:23,162 --> 00:44:28,532

Uh, time starts reversing

the aircraft, carrier stops.

: 1106

00:44:28,592 --> 00:44:33,542

Um, and then I was like, 'cause you know,

there were the other like slaves in the

: 1107

00:44:33,542 --> 00:44:35,552

conference room on the aircraft carrier.

: 1108

00:44:35,582 --> 00:44:35,942

And

: 1109

00:44:35,942 --> 00:44:36,092

-: 2025

all

: 1110

00:44:36,092 --> 00:44:36,422

-: 2025

was like

: 1111

00:44:36,422 --> 00:44:38,222

-: 2025

apparently Martha's family,

: 1112

00:44:38,822 --> 00:44:40,082

-: 2025

yeah, okay.

: 1113

00:44:40,802 --> 00:44:42,332

That was not clear earlier.

: 1114

00:44:42,902 --> 00:44:44,942

-: 2025

it is because we've only.

: 1115

00:44:46,067 --> 00:44:49,847

the three characters in the rest

of the season and won't it be

: 1116

00:44:49,847 --> 00:44:51,287

poignant to bring them back?

: 1117

00:44:51,287 --> 00:44:55,277

And I'm like, it probably would if I

had watched any of the rest of this,

: 1118

00:44:55,472 --> 00:44:56,012

-: 2025

Yeah.

: 1119

00:44:58,922 --> 00:44:59,252

Okay.

: 1120

00:44:59,252 --> 00:45:02,942

So the doctor is gonna

take care of the master.

: 1121

00:45:02,942 --> 00:45:05,372

He decides, he's like, well, he's gonna be

: 1122

00:45:05,507 --> 00:45:06,197

-: 2025

the tardis.

: 1123

00:45:06,992 --> 00:45:08,732

-: 2025

I'm gonna try to like reform him or

: 1124

00:45:08,732 --> 00:45:10,502

what I, I can change him, you know,

: 1125

00:45:11,447 --> 00:45:12,917

-: 2025

like, girl, you can't change him.

: 1126

00:45:13,617 --> 00:45:16,982

-: 2025

um, um, some, you know, they say

: 1127

00:45:16,982 --> 00:45:19,982

that blood is thicker than water and

he's like your brother and all that.

: 1128

00:45:19,982 --> 00:45:22,127

But that's actually not the whole phrase.

: 1129

00:45:22,127 --> 00:45:26,432

It's the blood of the covenant is

thicker than the water of the womb.

: 1130

00:45:27,302 --> 00:45:27,992

Did you know that?

: 1131

00:45:28,307 --> 00:45:28,787

-: 2025

I did,

: 1132

00:45:29,462 --> 00:45:29,852

-: 2025

Okay.

: 1133

00:45:31,202 --> 00:45:34,352

So like, you don't have to choose

him just 'cause he is related to you

: 1134

00:45:34,607 --> 00:45:36,047

-: 2025

but I also get like the whole,

: 1135

00:45:36,047 --> 00:45:38,357

like there are two of us left

: 1136

00:45:39,662 --> 00:45:40,022

-: 2025

Yeah.

: 1137

00:45:40,022 --> 00:45:42,537

I mean, survival of a species,

whatever, blah, blah, blah.

: 1138

00:45:42,542 --> 00:45:44,402

-: 2025

It reminded me of, I forget the name

: 1139

00:45:44,402 --> 00:45:51,122

of the language, but there was a, uh,

a language that was almost extinct.

: 1140

00:45:51,182 --> 00:45:52,502

Two people spoke it

: 1141

00:45:53,087 --> 00:45:53,507

-: 2025

Mm-hmm.

: 1142

00:45:53,522 --> 00:45:55,142

-: 2025

hated each other, so

: 1143

00:45:55,472 --> 00:45:56,882

they never spoke in it.

: 1144

00:45:57,212 --> 00:46:01,682

Um, and it just reminded of this, where

it's like, oh, we've got the doctor

: 1145

00:46:01,682 --> 00:46:05,162

and the master one's a good guy and

one's a bad guy and they don't want

: 1146

00:46:05,162 --> 00:46:11,282

to talk in their ancestral gian, um,

'cause they're like, no, that guy sucks.

: 1147

00:46:13,982 --> 00:46:15,992

-: 2025

Do you think that Gaf Fran, time

: 1148

00:46:15,992 --> 00:46:21,332

lords are like, like, um, those

kind of lizards that can change

: 1149

00:46:21,662 --> 00:46:24,002

what they are whenever they need to?

: 1150

00:46:24,182 --> 00:46:28,352

Like if I'm a boy but there's too

many boys around, I can become a

: 1151

00:46:28,352 --> 00:46:30,302

girl so that we can keep reproducing.

: 1152

00:46:30,307 --> 00:46:32,282

-: 2025

mean like certain South African frogs?

: 1153

00:46:32,312 --> 00:46:37,052

Uh, that can, uh, if I'm remembering

the speech from Jurassic Park correctly.

: 1154

00:46:37,682 --> 00:46:38,642

-: 2025

exactly.

: 1155

00:46:41,342 --> 00:46:44,042

-: 2025

But, uh, the doctor stops Mama

: 1156

00:46:44,042 --> 00:46:47,432

Jones from murdering the master,

which is the thing we know.

: 1157

00:46:47,492 --> 00:46:52,262

Doesn't actually matter a time

Lord can just regenerate after

: 1158

00:46:52,262 --> 00:46:54,242

being murdered, uh, or dying.

: 1159

00:46:54,962 --> 00:46:57,542

And I'm just okay, let her do it.

: 1160

00:46:57,662 --> 00:46:59,072

It'll probably be cathartic.

: 1161

00:46:59,282 --> 00:47:00,272

The guy will regenerate.

: 1162

00:47:00,272 --> 00:47:01,652

It doesn't matter to him.

: 1163

00:47:02,297 --> 00:47:04,637

-: 2025

well, but, but doesn't, but Lucy shoots

: 1164

00:47:04,637 --> 00:47:10,907

him and he just decides I'm gonna die

on this hill and I refuse to regenerate.

: 1165

00:47:10,937 --> 00:47:12,737

'cause I don't wanna be near you.

: 1166

00:47:12,737 --> 00:47:14,327

You gross meanie.

: 1167

00:47:16,772 --> 00:47:18,722

-: 2025

know I'm supposed to hate the master.

: 1168

00:47:19,652 --> 00:47:25,352

I respect this so much as a person

who is just always looking for a

: 1169

00:47:25,352 --> 00:47:29,822

hill to die on, where it's just like

I could, this could be nothing to

: 1170

00:47:29,822 --> 00:47:32,012

me, but I'm just choosing to die.

: 1171

00:47:32,222 --> 00:47:33,842

'cause screw you.

: 1172

00:47:34,112 --> 00:47:35,612

You want me to be better?

: 1173

00:47:35,942 --> 00:47:38,822

Nah, I'm gonna die and leave you alone.

: 1174

00:47:38,822 --> 00:47:39,122

I'm like.

: 1175

00:47:40,067 --> 00:47:42,797

I, I recognize the level of petty,

: 1176

00:47:44,642 --> 00:47:45,092

-: 2025

Game.

: 1177

00:47:45,092 --> 00:47:45,962

Recognize

: 1178

00:47:46,157 --> 00:47:48,677

-: 2025

like I don't want to out of spite, but

: 1179

00:47:49,337 --> 00:47:54,317

he chooses to die for something which is

more than, you know, most people can say

: 1180

00:47:54,317 --> 00:47:57,017

like, Hey, did you die for something?

: 1181

00:47:57,197 --> 00:47:57,557

Yes.

: 1182

00:47:57,557 --> 00:47:57,852

What, what?

: 1183

00:47:58,517 --> 00:47:59,147

Spite,

: 1184

00:47:59,852 --> 00:48:00,242

-: 2025

Yeah.

: 1185

00:48:01,232 --> 00:48:06,362

I don't wanna die outta spite, but

if the opportunity presents itself,

: 1186

00:48:06,767 --> 00:48:08,477

-: 2025

Wait, I get a chance to be like

: 1187

00:48:08,747 --> 00:48:13,007

the most massive dickhead in all

of, all of Gallifrey in history.

: 1188

00:48:13,637 --> 00:48:20,867

Sign me up like the master is on board and

the doctor's like, no, but I forgave you.

: 1189

00:48:20,867 --> 00:48:21,917

And he's like, I don't care.

: 1190

00:48:23,552 --> 00:48:25,952

-: 2025

I don't want your forgiveness.

: 1191

00:48:28,682 --> 00:48:29,132

Okay.

: 1192

00:48:29,132 --> 00:48:31,622

And also he is been living with

this drumming in his head for

: 1193

00:48:31,622 --> 00:48:33,422

like, God knows that how, how long?

: 1194

00:48:33,422 --> 00:48:37,202

So like that could, I

could see that being.

: 1195

00:48:37,772 --> 00:48:38,702

Difficult,

: 1196

00:48:40,157 --> 00:48:41,297

-: 2025

And then he's like,

: 1197

00:48:41,957 --> 00:48:43,127

will the drumming stop?

: 1198

00:48:43,577 --> 00:48:46,937

And then he dies and then there's

a music queue, surpri, like

: 1199

00:48:46,997 --> 00:48:48,677

unsurprisingly without drums.

: 1200

00:48:49,007 --> 00:48:49,367

Uh,

: 1201

00:48:50,557 --> 00:48:50,907

-: 2025

right?

: 1202

00:48:51,167 --> 00:48:52,427

-: 2025

okay, I see what you're doing there,

: 1203

00:48:52,427 --> 00:48:55,427

but it might be more pre, I'm like,

I thought it would be like better

: 1204

00:48:55,427 --> 00:48:57,527

if like the music queue had drums.

: 1205

00:48:57,527 --> 00:48:59,987

It's like, no, it's just

part of existence, man.

: 1206

00:49:00,782 --> 00:49:01,052

-: 2025

Yeah.

: 1207

00:49:01,232 --> 00:49:02,762

Or now maybe.

: 1208

00:49:02,762 --> 00:49:05,432

Now the drums have infected you.

: 1209

00:49:06,527 --> 00:49:08,207

-: 2025

It did make me think though, a friend

: 1210

00:49:08,207 --> 00:49:13,847

of, uh, a friend of mine, uh, a friend

of fer and i's, uh, we were once at a

: 1211

00:49:13,937 --> 00:49:21,587

LRP camp out and at certain LRP camp

outs, you get people who a drum circle

: 1212

00:49:22,142 --> 00:49:22,682

-: 2025

Oh, yes.

: 1213

00:49:22,682 --> 00:49:23,912

I'm familiar with the drum

: 1214

00:49:24,257 --> 00:49:25,877

-: 2025

It is exactly what you think it is.

: 1215

00:49:25,877 --> 00:49:29,177

If anybody hasn't been around

a, a white person drum circle.

: 1216

00:49:30,917 --> 00:49:35,237

I'm not talking about like, I went,

I, I grew up in a town with a powwow,

: 1217

00:49:35,267 --> 00:49:37,457

like it's not a real drum circle.

: 1218

00:49:37,457 --> 00:49:39,287

I'm talking a white person drum circle

: 1219

00:49:40,262 --> 00:49:40,442

-: 2025

Yeah.

: 1220

00:49:40,442 --> 00:49:42,062

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

: 1221

00:49:42,062 --> 00:49:43,862

The kind of people you think there.

: 1222

00:49:43,892 --> 00:49:44,192

Yeah.

: 1223

00:49:44,867 --> 00:49:45,617

-: 2025

if they smell like

: 1224

00:49:45,617 --> 00:49:47,567

patchouli, it is a plus.

: 1225

00:49:47,657 --> 00:49:47,897

Uh,

: 1226

00:49:48,902 --> 00:49:49,082

-: 2025

Yeah.

: 1227

00:49:49,892 --> 00:49:51,872

there are other things they can smell like

: 1228

00:49:52,757 --> 00:49:54,647

-: 2025

and they had been just like playing

: 1229

00:49:54,647 --> 00:49:59,627

the same rhythm for like 15 minutes

and this, this guy, Micah, we knew,

: 1230

00:49:59,687 --> 00:50:04,097

just goes, oh, right, let's change

up the beat and then immediately

: 1231

00:50:04,097 --> 00:50:05,477

starts playing the same rhythm.

: 1232

00:50:05,942 --> 00:50:06,572

-: 2025

same rhythm,

: 1233

00:50:07,517 --> 00:50:09,857

-: 2025

And it was just like, but you didn't.

: 1234

00:50:12,032 --> 00:50:13,502

-: 2025

but we could, but we chose not

: 1235

00:50:13,727 --> 00:50:14,117

-: 2025

Yes.

: 1236

00:50:15,002 --> 00:50:15,392

-: 2025

Yeah.

: 1237

00:50:15,422 --> 00:50:17,942

So like David Tenet, we're

having a moment like this, I

: 1238

00:50:17,942 --> 00:50:19,322

was like, oh, this is serious.

: 1239

00:50:19,322 --> 00:50:22,142

The rest of this has been a bit

campy, but we're having a moment

: 1240

00:50:22,247 --> 00:50:22,472

-: 2025

Yeah.

: 1241

00:50:22,517 --> 00:50:25,637

Like, Hey, now you are

truly the last of your kind.

: 1242

00:50:25,847 --> 00:50:28,877

And there are 10 minutes

left in this episode.

: 1243

00:50:29,582 --> 00:50:30,122

-: 2025

Yeah.

: 1244

00:50:30,152 --> 00:50:34,682

So we've gotta spend a good amount of

time on the Darth Vaal funeral pyre.

: 1245

00:50:35,297 --> 00:50:39,317

You know, we're gonna light

this guy on fire Jedi style.

: 1246

00:50:40,277 --> 00:50:41,897

-: 2025

Darth Vader funeral pyre

: 1247

00:50:42,317 --> 00:50:42,377

-: 2025

: 1248

00:50:44,687 --> 00:50:45,587

-: 2025

simpatico.

: 1249

00:50:50,147 --> 00:50:51,677

-: 2025

It's almost like we're friends.

: 1250

00:50:56,057 --> 00:50:56,087

Oh.

: 1251

00:50:56,087 --> 00:51:00,677

So, you know, that's how you gotta,

you've gotta send out your bad guys who

: 1252

00:51:00,737 --> 00:51:03,347

like maybe weren't all bad or something.

: 1253

00:51:03,347 --> 00:51:03,587

I don't

: 1254

00:51:03,737 --> 00:51:06,137

-: 2025

He was, he was pretty Like he was a

: 1255

00:51:06,587 --> 00:51:07,277

-: 2025

He seemed pretty

: 1256

00:51:07,307 --> 00:51:09,917

-: 2025

worst dictator that Earth has ever seen.

: 1257

00:51:09,917 --> 00:51:11,357

And like he's got competition.

: 1258

00:51:12,107 --> 00:51:13,787

-: 2025

but he was his brother.

: 1259

00:51:16,082 --> 00:51:19,322

-: 2025

Uh, we have, uh, Martha just randomly

: 1260

00:51:19,322 --> 00:51:24,932

Accosts, our Professor Doherty, now

in our reverse timeline hasn't done

: 1261

00:51:24,932 --> 00:51:26,762

anything wrong and just like shows up.

: 1262

00:51:26,822 --> 00:51:29,912

I forgive you, bouquet of flowers and

: 1263

00:51:30,497 --> 00:51:32,387

-: 2025

I missed that entirely.

: 1264

00:51:32,417 --> 00:51:32,777

Okay.

: 1265

00:51:33,482 --> 00:51:35,522

-: 2025

yeah, she accost, accost,

: 1266

00:51:35,522 --> 00:51:36,272

professor Doherty.

: 1267

00:51:36,272 --> 00:51:37,862

And she was like, I forgive you.

: 1268

00:51:37,862 --> 00:51:38,942

And it's like, for what?

: 1269

00:51:39,152 --> 00:51:40,112

She didn't do anything.

: 1270

00:51:41,327 --> 00:51:41,677

-: 2025

Uhhuh.

: 1271

00:51:42,272 --> 00:51:42,842

Yeah.

: 1272

00:51:42,902 --> 00:51:43,952

Time machine.

: 1273

00:51:43,982 --> 00:51:45,842

You forgot about time machine?

: 1274

00:51:46,862 --> 00:51:49,772

-: 2025

And we everyone not on the hella

: 1275

00:51:49,772 --> 00:51:52,322

carrier has forgotten all of this.

: 1276

00:51:52,742 --> 00:51:53,197

-: 2025

Oh, okay.

: 1277

00:51:53,222 --> 00:51:56,312

So if you were on the heli carrier,

you remember what's going on.

: 1278

00:51:56,852 --> 00:51:57,272

Okay.

: 1279

00:51:57,512 --> 00:51:57,812

Okay.

: 1280

00:51:58,232 --> 00:52:02,612

I, the whole time, because I didn't

know about this Captain Jack fellow,

: 1281

00:52:03,002 --> 00:52:04,382

who he was, name and all that.

: 1282

00:52:04,382 --> 00:52:05,462

I called him Steam guy.

: 1283

00:52:07,502 --> 00:52:11,432

So Steam Guy, looks like he went

back to work with the force,

: 1284

00:52:11,432 --> 00:52:13,112

like he's some sort of policeman.

: 1285

00:52:13,172 --> 00:52:15,422

-: 2025

Well, so he, he is the leader of

: 1286

00:52:15,482 --> 00:52:19,022

the Torchwood team, which they aou,

they, they referenced earlier when

: 1287

00:52:19,022 --> 00:52:22,217

they were like, I went all to, to all

the torchwood bases and got the, the

: 1288

00:52:22,232 --> 00:52:24,242

chemicals to, to kill a time Lord.

: 1289

00:52:24,827 --> 00:52:25,802

-: 2025

Oh, okay.

: 1290

00:52:25,862 --> 00:52:26,312

Okay.

: 1291

00:52:26,402 --> 00:52:29,732

-: 2025

runs that and they are the humans who

: 1292

00:52:29,732 --> 00:52:32,132

try to defend the earth from problems.

: 1293

00:52:33,002 --> 00:52:34,412

-: 2025

Oh, okay.

: 1294

00:52:34,742 --> 00:52:36,722

Yeah, that would be context.

: 1295

00:52:36,722 --> 00:52:37,352

That would be fun to have.

: 1296

00:52:38,042 --> 00:52:42,542

-: 2025

Well, and there is context that I believe

: 1297

00:52:42,542 --> 00:52:49,082

is really important that he just randomly

is just like I'm from, I forget what the

: 1298

00:52:49,082 --> 00:52:51,452

name of the peninsula he's from, but like

: 1299

00:52:51,482 --> 00:52:53,372

-: 2025

Oh, the something Bo,

: 1300

00:52:53,522 --> 00:52:53,942

-: 2025

Yes,

: 1301

00:52:54,002 --> 00:52:55,442

-: 2025

the face of Bo, he tells

: 1302

00:52:55,442 --> 00:52:55,502

Uhhuh

: 1303

00:52:55,802 --> 00:52:59,612

-: 2025

And they called me the face of Bo and

: 1304

00:52:59,672 --> 00:53:01,892

Martha and the doctor look at each other.

: 1305

00:53:01,892 --> 00:53:02,882

Like, what?

: 1306

00:53:03,032 --> 00:53:05,762

No, it couldn't be, but really?

: 1307

00:53:05,762 --> 00:53:08,762

And it's like, what the hell

are you guys talking about?

: 1308

00:53:09,182 --> 00:53:10,022

-: 2025

I don't know what they're

: 1309

00:53:10,022 --> 00:53:11,072

talking about here.

: 1310

00:53:11,162 --> 00:53:11,492

No

: 1311

00:53:11,582 --> 00:53:11,732

-: 2025

know.

: 1312

00:53:12,602 --> 00:53:14,732

-: 2025

It was news to me that he couldn't die.

: 1313

00:53:14,732 --> 00:53:16,952

Uh, he mentions it here specifically.

: 1314

00:53:16,952 --> 00:53:21,602

I know you said it was like alluded to

elsewhere, but he actually says like, I

: 1315

00:53:21,602 --> 00:53:23,222

don't know why I can't die or something.

: 1316

00:53:23,492 --> 00:53:23,852

-: 2025

it is a

: 1317

00:53:23,882 --> 00:53:24,362

-: 2025

: 1318

00:53:24,482 --> 00:53:26,492

-: 2025

of the show, torch Wood, that

: 1319

00:53:26,552 --> 00:53:28,232

he is a guy who can't die.

: 1320

00:53:28,232 --> 00:53:29,432

Like you can shoot him.

: 1321

00:53:29,522 --> 00:53:35,102

And he comes back, like at one point,

uh, there's an episode of Torch Wood

: 1322

00:53:35,102 --> 00:53:37,652

where some bad guys know he can't die.

: 1323

00:53:37,832 --> 00:53:40,952

And so what they do is they

encase him in concrete.

: 1324

00:53:41,852 --> 00:53:45,302

it doesn't matter that he just

keeps coming back, he can't get out.

: 1325

00:53:46,202 --> 00:53:47,132

-: 2025

: 1326

00:53:47,312 --> 00:53:47,672

yeah.

: 1327

00:53:47,847 --> 00:53:49,922

-: 2025

I thought, a really cool, like, do

: 1328

00:53:49,922 --> 00:53:52,052

you deal with a person who can't die?

: 1329

00:53:52,322 --> 00:53:52,802

I don't know.

: 1330

00:53:52,802 --> 00:53:53,702

You just trap 'em.

: 1331

00:53:53,972 --> 00:53:54,812

And it

: 1332

00:53:55,802 --> 00:54:00,092

like dying over and over and

suffocating again and again and again.

: 1333

00:54:00,482 --> 00:54:03,692

Um, they can't encased in concrete.

: 1334

00:54:04,532 --> 00:54:05,642

-: 2025

No, I like that.

: 1335

00:54:06,212 --> 00:54:10,112

Uh, you know, the other thing that would

be really great is if you encased him in

: 1336

00:54:10,112 --> 00:54:13,832

concrete, but you kind of did like the Han

Solo thing where he is like got his hands

: 1337

00:54:13,832 --> 00:54:15,842

up and that'd be a fun reference to make

: 1338

00:54:16,202 --> 00:54:17,582

-: 2025

Oh yeah, that, I don't think

: 1339

00:54:17,582 --> 00:54:18,662

they had the money for that.

: 1340

00:54:19,022 --> 00:54:19,322

Um,

: 1341

00:54:19,592 --> 00:54:19,952

-: 2025

sure.

: 1342

00:54:20,762 --> 00:54:21,062

Yeah.

: 1343

00:54:21,062 --> 00:54:21,752

So.

: 1344

00:54:21,782 --> 00:54:22,562

-: 2025

you help me die?

: 1345

00:54:22,562 --> 00:54:24,122

And the doctor's like, sorry buddy.

: 1346

00:54:24,122 --> 00:54:25,832

He's like, ah, beans.

: 1347

00:54:28,217 --> 00:54:31,127

-: 2025

Yeah, I, I really think that someday

: 1348

00:54:31,127 --> 00:54:35,237

Torch Wood should have gone on

and like explored the darkness of

: 1349

00:54:35,237 --> 00:54:37,877

like, insanity as you can't die.

: 1350

00:54:38,477 --> 00:54:40,787

Uh, but oh, too bad.

: 1351

00:54:40,787 --> 00:54:42,737

The actor ruined that for everybody.

: 1352

00:54:44,357 --> 00:54:49,997

Uh, so Martha's mom like watches the

doctor through a window as they're

: 1353

00:54:50,087 --> 00:54:51,467

having like a reunion party or

: 1354

00:54:51,572 --> 00:54:53,192

-: 2025

having a party, I guess, of the

: 1355

00:54:53,192 --> 00:54:58,172

only people who remember that

this happened outside of Lucy, who

: 1356

00:54:58,592 --> 00:55:00,512

unsurprising, I don't think was invited.

: 1357

00:55:01,202 --> 00:55:01,502

Um.

: 1358

00:55:02,162 --> 00:55:07,262

Because, oh, shot, uh, the doctor

stops Mama Jones from shooting

: 1359

00:55:07,262 --> 00:55:09,392

the master, and shoots him.

: 1360

00:55:10,067 --> 00:55:10,367

-: 2025

Yeah.

: 1361

00:55:11,462 --> 00:55:16,292

-: 2025

'cause she's being your dictator's mole.

: 1362

00:55:16,622 --> 00:55:19,952

Uh, you sucked, dude.

: 1363

00:55:20,882 --> 00:55:21,062

Yeah.

: 1364

00:55:21,062 --> 00:55:26,582

You took time and I still hate

you more than existentialism.

: 1365

00:55:29,132 --> 00:55:32,882

-: 2025

you imagine being like the five people who

: 1366

00:55:32,882 --> 00:55:39,782

went through an extra year of hell, like

Voyager, year of hell and there's no one

: 1367

00:55:39,842 --> 00:55:42,272

on the planet you can talk to about it?

: 1368

00:55:42,572 --> 00:55:46,712

'cause it would just be like

delusions to everyone else.

: 1369

00:55:47,402 --> 00:55:49,412

Like how are you supposed

to work through that shit?

: 1370

00:55:50,192 --> 00:55:55,172

gonna have to go to school and get

your own therapy degree and try to

: 1371

00:55:55,172 --> 00:55:58,112

therapy yourself to get over that.

: 1372

00:55:58,667 --> 00:55:59,837

-: 2025

Yeah, you go back, you get a

: 1373

00:55:59,837 --> 00:56:04,517

degree in psychology and religious

studies, and, uh, then you just try

: 1374

00:56:04,517 --> 00:56:05,772

to make yuck yucks on a podcast.

: 1375

00:56:07,897 --> 00:56:08,387

-: 2025

Exactly.

: 1376

00:56:09,007 --> 00:56:11,312

That's the only way

you're getting past this.

: 1377

00:56:12,632 --> 00:56:17,942

Uh, okay, so the doctor is

waiting for Martha inside the

: 1378

00:56:17,942 --> 00:56:19,892

TARDIS and he wants to just like

: 1379

00:56:20,022 --> 00:56:21,257

-: 2025

Hey, go, where are we going?

: 1380

00:56:21,962 --> 00:56:22,532

-: 2025

Yeah,

: 1381

00:56:22,607 --> 00:56:23,477

-: 2025

And he's like, Hey, we could

: 1382

00:56:23,477 --> 00:56:24,527

go meet Agatha Christie.

: 1383

00:56:24,527 --> 00:56:25,397

I bet she's cool.

: 1384

00:56:25,397 --> 00:56:28,967

And I'm like, She also just

like disappeared for a while.

: 1385

00:56:29,357 --> 00:56:33,917

And like that sets itself

up perfectly for a Dr.

: 1386

00:56:33,917 --> 00:56:34,517

Who story.

: 1387

00:56:34,517 --> 00:56:34,937

Like,

: 1388

00:56:35,437 --> 00:56:35,857

-: 2025

mm-hmm.

: 1389

00:56:35,957 --> 00:56:37,607

-: 2025

uh, 'cause famously, I don't know,

: 1390

00:56:37,697 --> 00:56:39,407

I don't know if you know this Agatha

: 1391

00:56:39,452 --> 00:56:40,652

-: 2025

know much about Agatha Christie.

: 1392

00:56:40,652 --> 00:56:40,802

Yeah.

: 1393

00:56:41,387 --> 00:56:43,067

-: 2025

one, if you've, if you've

: 1394

00:56:43,067 --> 00:56:43,877

never had the chance.

: 1395

00:56:44,147 --> 00:56:45,827

And then they were, and

then there were none.

: 1396

00:56:46,157 --> 00:56:47,117

Amazing book.

: 1397

00:56:47,887 --> 00:56:48,177

-: 2025

Okay.

: 1398

00:56:48,917 --> 00:56:50,537

-: 2025

Just one of like an absolute

: 1399

00:56:50,537 --> 00:56:52,967

corker of a, of a mystery.

: 1400

00:56:53,687 --> 00:57:01,307

And Agatha Christie, mystery novelist,

good friends with uh, uh, Arthur

: 1401

00:57:01,307 --> 00:57:03,617

Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes author.

: 1402

00:57:04,322 --> 00:57:04,712

-: 2025

Sure.

: 1403

00:57:04,817 --> 00:57:06,617

-: 2025

She disappears for a while.

: 1404

00:57:07,037 --> 00:57:11,147

And Arthur Conan Doyle is like,

oh no, my friend has disappeared.

: 1405

00:57:11,897 --> 00:57:13,517

got like a real mystery.

: 1406

00:57:14,037 --> 00:57:14,457

-: 2025

Mm-hmm.

: 1407

00:57:14,717 --> 00:57:16,577

-: 2025

Uh, I need to find my friends.

: 1408

00:57:17,237 --> 00:57:19,997

And she shows up later,

like, totally fine.

: 1409

00:57:19,997 --> 00:57:26,327

Just like she was in a hospital,

but like, it's not entirely clear.

: 1410

00:57:26,327 --> 00:57:30,767

Was like she there on her own

or was she like sent there?

: 1411

00:57:31,082 --> 00:57:32,012

-: 2025

Right, right.

: 1412

00:57:32,012 --> 00:57:35,312

That was a time when, you know, if a

woman got too uppity, like, we need

: 1413

00:57:35,342 --> 00:57:36,962

to put her in the asylum for a bit.

: 1414

00:57:36,962 --> 00:57:37,292

Right.

: 1415

00:57:37,307 --> 00:57:38,507

-: 2025

but she was also just like, nah,

: 1416

00:57:38,507 --> 00:57:40,007

I just needed some time off.

: 1417

00:57:40,217 --> 00:57:44,537

And I'm like, I also totally get that,

like get a vacation queen, but also like.

: 1418

00:57:44,987 --> 00:57:49,907

It's the late 18 hundreds and like

maybe were just like, I don't know.

: 1419

00:57:49,907 --> 00:57:53,177

I had a mental break, but I can't

tell anybody about that because

: 1420

00:57:53,567 --> 00:57:55,457

then I can't sell my books anymore.

: 1421

00:57:55,697 --> 00:57:58,427

Like, keep your secrets Agatha Christie.

: 1422

00:57:58,427 --> 00:57:59,477

I don't need to know.

: 1423

00:57:59,657 --> 00:58:03,887

Uh, but that would make a fun time

travel episode of, Hey, why did

: 1424

00:58:03,887 --> 00:58:05,657

Agatha Christie disappear for a while?

: 1425

00:58:05,777 --> 00:58:08,027

She was having adventures

with a space alien.

: 1426

00:58:08,852 --> 00:58:09,302

-: 2025

Yeah,

: 1427

00:58:10,487 --> 00:58:11,087

-: 2025

and

: 1428

00:58:11,192 --> 00:58:12,212

-: 2025

where we should all be when

: 1429

00:58:12,212 --> 00:58:13,562

we go away for a while.

: 1430

00:58:13,607 --> 00:58:14,897

-: 2025

yeah, and also like, oh

: 1431

00:58:14,897 --> 00:58:15,737

man, that would be so cool.

: 1432

00:58:15,737 --> 00:58:18,527

Like, they're having adventures with

Agatha Christie and Arthur Cronin.

: 1433

00:58:18,527 --> 00:58:19,817

Doyle is like hunting them down.

: 1434

00:58:19,817 --> 00:58:22,007

Like that episode writes itself.

: 1435

00:58:22,637 --> 00:58:24,797

-: 2025

Yeah, somebody get on it.

: 1436

00:58:24,857 --> 00:58:27,317

-: 2025

yeah, but Martha is just like, actually

: 1437

00:58:27,317 --> 00:58:32,447

no, because like doc Doctor, I'm like

crushing on you hard and you know that,

: 1438

00:58:33,462 --> 00:58:33,812

-: 2025

Uhhuh.

: 1439

00:58:34,037 --> 00:58:36,107

-: 2025

and you're just like, but we're friends.

: 1440

00:58:36,347 --> 00:58:41,207

And I'm like, I don't wanna be,

and this sucks and it's bad for me.

: 1441

00:58:41,912 --> 00:58:42,262

-: 2025

Uhhuh.

: 1442

00:58:42,467 --> 00:58:44,267

-: 2025

So I'm Audi, uh,

: 1443

00:58:45,407 --> 00:58:46,097

-: 2025

That's fair.

: 1444

00:58:46,817 --> 00:58:47,027

fair.

: 1445

00:58:47,027 --> 00:58:50,147

And that's smart to know that about

yourself and take care of yourself.

: 1446

00:58:50,207 --> 00:58:51,257

So go Martha.

: 1447

00:58:52,577 --> 00:58:53,387

I'm happy for her.

: 1448

00:58:54,467 --> 00:58:58,997

Uh, but she does give him a cell

phone and says she'll call, so

: 1449

00:58:59,057 --> 00:59:00,437

-: 2025

Hey, if I call you, you

: 1450

00:59:00,437 --> 00:59:01,637

better have reception.

: 1451

00:59:01,637 --> 00:59:07,697

It's like, well, a range of

time I could be, and that would

: 1452

00:59:07,937 --> 00:59:08,357

-: 2025

Right.

: 1453

00:59:10,037 --> 00:59:10,937

Exactly.

: 1454

00:59:11,387 --> 00:59:15,947

Uh, did you see somebody like pick

up a ring from the ashes of the pyre?

: 1455

00:59:16,877 --> 00:59:18,437

That feels like it's important.

: 1456

00:59:19,157 --> 00:59:21,587

-: 2025

ring and it's like, who knew he was there?

: 1457

00:59:22,517 --> 00:59:23,297

-: 2025

Hmm.

: 1458

00:59:24,137 --> 00:59:25,427

And what are they gonna do with it?

: 1459

00:59:25,487 --> 00:59:26,387

What does it do?

: 1460

00:59:26,537 --> 00:59:27,947

-: 2025

guess is it's evil Lucy,

: 1461

00:59:28,817 --> 00:59:29,567

-: 2025

Oh yeah.

: 1462

00:59:29,567 --> 00:59:30,977

Maybe this is Lucy's turn.

: 1463

00:59:31,262 --> 00:59:31,552

Yeah

: 1464

00:59:34,307 --> 00:59:34,697

Yeah.

: 1465

00:59:34,702 --> 00:59:36,797

I didn't look at the hand

too close, but I was like,

: 1466

00:59:37,202 --> 00:59:38,012

-: 2025

It wasn't any of

: 1467

00:59:38,057 --> 00:59:38,087

-: 2025

: 1468

00:59:39,332 --> 00:59:41,972

-: 2025

Uh, we know that Tom is at work

: 1469

00:59:42,002 --> 00:59:44,312

because Martha bothered him at work.

: 1470

00:59:44,432 --> 00:59:47,582

She called and just like, Hey, I

wanna make sure he still exists.

: 1471

00:59:47,582 --> 00:59:50,072

'cause I saw him get murdered

and it kind of made me sad.

: 1472

00:59:50,162 --> 00:59:53,822

And he's sorry, I was in the

middle of surgery with a child.

: 1473

00:59:53,822 --> 00:59:57,902

'cause I was a pediatric, you know,

pediatric doctor and you knew this.

: 1474

00:59:58,082 --> 01:00:00,182

And she's like, Hey, I

bothered you at work.

: 1475

01:00:00,332 --> 01:00:01,892

Could I have done this after work?

: 1476

01:00:02,432 --> 01:00:03,092

Yeah.

: 1477

01:00:04,082 --> 01:00:04,682

But no.

: 1478

01:00:06,242 --> 01:00:08,372

-: 2025

I, and also crucially, she does

: 1479

01:00:08,372 --> 01:00:12,032

have access to someone with a time

machine, so she really can't wait.

: 1480

01:00:12,097 --> 01:00:12,242

She

: 1481

01:00:12,242 --> 01:00:12,632

Like

: 1482

01:00:12,717 --> 01:00:15,092

-: 2025

to a time machine and also knew he

: 1483

01:00:15,092 --> 01:00:18,902

was a pediatrician, not anything else.

: 1484

01:00:19,322 --> 01:00:24,302

And so my guess is she has spent, like the

last day after giving Professor Dougherty

: 1485

01:00:24,302 --> 01:00:28,052

flowers, calling every hospital the

: 1486

01:00:28,292 --> 01:00:29,762

-: 2025

looking for top Milligan.

: 1487

01:00:29,822 --> 01:00:30,272

Yeah.

: 1488

01:00:33,692 --> 01:00:33,992

Okay.

: 1489

01:00:33,992 --> 01:00:37,232

So then the TARDIS

malfunctions to credits with

: 1490

01:00:37,292 --> 01:00:38,162

-: 2025

And what hits it?

: 1491

01:00:38,672 --> 01:00:39,542

-: 2025

foghorn.

: 1492

01:00:40,022 --> 01:00:40,262

Yes.

: 1493

01:00:40,262 --> 01:00:40,982

What hits it, Ben?

: 1494

01:00:41,582 --> 01:00:42,357

-: 2025

The Titanic.

: 1495

01:00:43,112 --> 01:00:43,412

-: 2025

Yeah.

: 1496

01:00:47,227 --> 01:00:47,517

Yeah.

: 1497

01:00:47,732 --> 01:00:52,502

I stayed and I watched just like the next

minute of the episode where he like knits

: 1498

01:00:52,502 --> 01:00:58,292

the TARDIS backup after the Titanic's,

like life preserver falls into the tardis.

: 1499

01:01:00,062 --> 01:01:01,952

So that's the Christmas special.

: 1500

01:01:02,192 --> 01:01:03,722

Too bad we didn't get that one too.

: 1501

01:01:03,927 --> 01:01:05,727

-: 2025

that's a real upbeat episode.

: 1502

01:01:08,822 --> 01:01:11,582

-: 2025

Yeah, yeah.

: 1503

01:01:11,642 --> 01:01:12,602

If, if Dr.

: 1504

01:01:12,602 --> 01:01:17,492

Who showed up on the Titanic and

still, how many PE did, was it

: 1505

01:01:17,672 --> 01:01:18,872

like two thirds of the people?

: 1506

01:01:19,227 --> 01:01:19,547

-: 2025

I dunno.

: 1507

01:01:19,547 --> 01:01:20,307

A lot of people died.

: 1508

01:01:20,307 --> 01:01:20,547

Side

: 1509

01:01:20,762 --> 01:01:21,902

-: 2025

A lot of people died.

: 1510

01:01:21,902 --> 01:01:23,852

Man, you really blew it.

: 1511

01:01:23,852 --> 01:01:24,482

David Bennett.

: 1512

01:01:24,947 --> 01:01:27,077

-: 2025

I once had a book that was, uh, a

: 1513

01:01:27,077 --> 01:01:29,297

young Indiana Jones, which if nobody

: 1514

01:01:29,387 --> 01:01:29,567

seen

: 1515

01:01:29,642 --> 01:01:30,842

-: 2025

I think I this one too.

: 1516

01:01:30,947 --> 01:01:32,687

-: 2025

Chronicles, they're amazing.

: 1517

01:01:33,077 --> 01:01:36,137

Um, but there was a book that was

: 1518

01:01:36,887 --> 01:01:44,597

young hen uh, Henry Jones was on the

Titanic and he stopped a plot by, uh,

: 1519

01:01:44,957 --> 01:01:48,647

German saboteurs to blow up the Titanic.

: 1520

01:01:49,487 --> 01:01:51,977

then it didn't matter because

then they hit an iceberg.

: 1521

01:01:52,022 --> 01:01:54,362

-: 2025

Right, because it was the Titanic.

: 1522

01:01:54,782 --> 01:01:55,292

Yes.

: 1523

01:01:55,682 --> 01:01:57,332

I, I'm pretty sure I had this book too.

: 1524

01:01:58,187 --> 01:01:59,597

-: 2025

it was really interesting.

: 1525

01:01:59,597 --> 01:02:02,537

'cause I'm just like, are the,

what adventure is he gonna get on?

: 1526

01:02:02,537 --> 01:02:07,037

And like, he runs into all of the famous

people on the Titanic because that's how

: 1527

01:02:07,037 --> 01:02:09,197

those books were and how that show was.

: 1528

01:02:09,792 --> 01:02:10,082

-: 2025

yeah,

: 1529

01:02:11,207 --> 01:02:13,487

-: 2025

and then he's like, Hey, he caught all

: 1530

01:02:13,487 --> 01:02:17,147

these, you know, the, the German saboteurs

with a bomb down in the boiler room.

: 1531

01:02:17,417 --> 01:02:21,047

And as they're getting arrested,

suddenly the wall of the boiler room

: 1532

01:02:21,047 --> 01:02:25,667

rips open and there's an iceberg and

everybody's just like, oh my God.

: 1533

01:02:25,667 --> 01:02:28,577

It's like, wouldn't he have

died if he was down there?

: 1534

01:02:28,577 --> 01:02:29,777

But, okay.

: 1535

01:02:30,107 --> 01:02:30,347

Uh,

: 1536

01:02:30,472 --> 01:02:31,307

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I don't know, man.

: 1537

01:02:33,677 --> 01:02:35,477

Well that was it.

: 1538

01:02:35,597 --> 01:02:37,307

We did it last time.

: 1539

01:02:37,307 --> 01:02:38,027

Lord left.

: 1540

01:02:38,687 --> 01:02:39,587

It's David Tenet.

: 1541

01:02:40,517 --> 01:02:41,807

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There could be only one.

: 1542

01:02:43,637 --> 01:02:48,767

Oh man, I should, cool girls really

should do the Highlander series

: 1543

01:02:49,727 --> 01:02:51,017

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I think somebody's gotta

: 1544

01:02:51,017 --> 01:02:51,947

do Highlander, right?

: 1545

01:02:51,947 --> 01:02:52,427

I remember.

: 1546

01:02:52,787 --> 01:02:54,137

-: 2025

if none of you have seen any

: 1547

01:02:54,137 --> 01:02:55,427

of the Highlander movies.

: 1548

01:02:56,297 --> 01:02:57,257

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I have not seen any of

: 1549

01:02:57,257 --> 01:02:58,127

the Highlander movies.

: 1550

01:02:58,127 --> 01:03:01,337

I think it was one of those shows

that I tried to catch it on Network

: 1551

01:03:01,337 --> 01:03:06,377

tv, but like, you know, when you were

a kid in the nineties or teenager in

: 1552

01:03:06,377 --> 01:03:10,427

the nineties, early two thousands,

like if you didn't have your own TV in

: 1553

01:03:10,427 --> 01:03:14,267

your bedroom and I had, I had my own

tv, but it only got three channels.

: 1554

01:03:14,777 --> 01:03:18,197

Um, and it was from like: 1970

: 1555

01:03:18,197 --> 01:03:20,957

Like it was a old ass tv,

but it still had color.

: 1556

01:03:21,737 --> 01:03:26,747

Uh, but like your parents, if they

were very controlling over the tv, you

: 1557

01:03:26,747 --> 01:03:29,957

didn't get to just watch Highlander

if you were like kind of interested in

: 1558

01:03:30,122 --> 01:03:31,562

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I did not have own tv.

: 1559

01:03:31,712 --> 01:03:32,822

I was not that fortunate.

: 1560

01:03:33,182 --> 01:03:37,262

Although we did, we did have the TV

that only had three channels, but

: 1561

01:03:37,262 --> 01:03:39,812

it also, somehow we got showtime.

: 1562

01:03:41,312 --> 01:03:42,842

Uh, yeah,

: 1563

01:03:43,787 --> 01:03:48,167

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No, mine only got Fox and Channel

: 1564

01:03:48,527 --> 01:03:51,497

two, which I think was NBC.

: 1565

01:03:52,277 --> 01:03:54,377

And maybe channel six.

: 1566

01:03:54,737 --> 01:03:55,967

No, 41.

: 1567

01:03:55,967 --> 01:03:56,912

'cause I had UPN.

: 1568

01:03:57,377 --> 01:03:59,927

-: 2025

I it was that our TV we had upstairs

: 1569

01:03:59,927 --> 01:04:01,877

that we had our N 64 plugged into.

: 1570

01:04:01,877 --> 01:04:05,057

So we weren't using the,

the TV to play video games.

: 1571

01:04:05,597 --> 01:04:08,417

It got, it got channels three through 13

: 1572

01:04:09,062 --> 01:04:09,412

-: 2025

Uhhuh.

: 1573

01:04:09,677 --> 01:04:11,717

-: 2025

Channel five was showtime.

: 1574

01:04:12,642 --> 01:04:12,992

-: 2025

Weird.

: 1575

01:04:13,457 --> 01:04:13,967

Yeah.

: 1576

01:04:14,532 --> 01:04:15,102

Right.

: 1577

01:04:17,352 --> 01:04:19,632

Well, I don't know if

I'm gonna watch more Dr.

: 1578

01:04:19,632 --> 01:04:23,982

Who after this, uh, it has

always been one of those things

: 1579

01:04:23,982 --> 01:04:25,422

that has kept me away from it.

: 1580

01:04:25,422 --> 01:04:28,662

Just by the sheer volume,

kind of like Marvel movies.

: 1581

01:04:28,962 --> 01:04:30,132

-: 2025

that is, uh, the same

: 1582

01:04:30,132 --> 01:04:31,721

way I feel about Buffy.

: 1583

01:04:32,767 --> 01:04:33,057

-: 2025

Yeah,

: 1584

01:04:33,462 --> 01:04:35,172

-: 2025

'cause if like I'm gonna watch all like

: 1585

01:04:35,172 --> 01:04:39,822

300 episodes of Buffy, I also have to

watch all five seasons of Angel and

: 1586

01:04:39,822 --> 01:04:41,232

I'm like, I don't have time for that.

: 1587

01:04:41,232 --> 01:04:41,562

I've got

: 1588

01:04:41,952 --> 01:04:42,642

-: 2025

yeah.

: 1589

01:04:43,332 --> 01:04:43,782

Yeah.

: 1590

01:04:43,782 --> 01:04:49,032

I just, I, I wonder if I could

possibly just start a new doctor.

: 1591

01:04:49,032 --> 01:04:51,942

I don't know if I would, you know,

and try to watch some of old doctor.

: 1592

01:04:51,942 --> 01:04:52,842

I don't, I don't know.

: 1593

01:04:53,172 --> 01:04:53,952

I know a lot.

: 1594

01:04:53,952 --> 01:04:56,532

I know and love many people who love Dr.

: 1595

01:04:56,532 --> 01:04:59,442

Who, and I'm happy for them on that.

: 1596

01:04:59,442 --> 01:05:00,522

And I think it's fine.

: 1597

01:05:00,762 --> 01:05:06,312

I just can't get there because

I'm so overwhelmed with everything

: 1598

01:05:06,432 --> 01:05:06,882

-: 2025

a lot of

: 1599

01:05:07,032 --> 01:05:07,212

-: 2025

: 1600

01:05:07,727 --> 01:05:08,017

-: 2025

also

: 1601

01:05:10,737 --> 01:05:13,377

I could see that it costs $7.

: 1602

01:05:15,642 --> 01:05:15,792

-: 2025

Yeah.

: 1603

01:05:16,857 --> 01:05:17,697

-: 2025

It's not like the

: 1604

01:05:17,697 --> 01:05:19,767

spectacle in the grandeur,

: 1605

01:05:21,807 --> 01:05:22,167

you know, we're

: 1606

01:05:22,332 --> 01:05:24,282

-: 2025

mean, that's part of the charm, I think.

: 1607

01:05:24,282 --> 01:05:25,302

But yeah.

: 1608

01:05:25,302 --> 01:05:25,362

Uh,

: 1609

01:05:25,467 --> 01:05:27,477

-: 2025

but we are not getting like the

: 1610

01:05:27,657 --> 01:05:32,846

expanse levels of, oh, we've got

people in zero G and there's,

: 1611

01:05:32,846 --> 01:05:35,127

there's sci-fi stuff going on.

: 1612

01:05:35,127 --> 01:05:39,327

It's alright, trust us off screen.

: 1613

01:05:39,327 --> 01:05:41,517

Somebody got squibbed

and it was pretty cool.

: 1614

01:05:41,517 --> 01:05:43,346

But you didn't see them get shot.

: 1615

01:05:43,346 --> 01:05:44,577

You just saw them fall down.

: 1616

01:05:44,877 --> 01:05:44,937

Uh

: 1617

01:05:45,252 --> 01:05:47,502

-: 2025

we've got the flying aircraft carrier,

: 1618

01:05:47,502 --> 01:05:49,062

but you're not gonna see any planes.

: 1619

01:05:49,317 --> 01:05:49,497

-: 2025

oh.

: 1620

01:05:49,497 --> 01:05:49,677

Yeah.

: 1621

01:05:49,737 --> 01:05:54,177

Like when the master gets shot,

we do not see the gun go off and

: 1622

01:05:54,177 --> 01:05:56,007

we do not see the person get shot.

: 1623

01:05:56,157 --> 01:06:03,237

Um, we hear bang and then see reaction of

person with gun and then actor fall down.

: 1624

01:06:03,537 --> 01:06:07,617

It's like we no blanks and

we have no blood packs.

: 1625

01:06:08,846 --> 01:06:09,357

Action.

: 1626

01:06:12,312 --> 01:06:13,032

-: 2025

Magic.

: 1627

01:06:13,407 --> 01:06:14,727

-: 2025

And I appreciate that

: 1628

01:06:14,727 --> 01:06:16,317

as, as an actor, like, do

: 1629

01:06:16,392 --> 01:06:16,393

-: 2025

Yeah

: 1630

01:06:16,737 --> 01:06:17,187

-: 2025

Come on.

: 1631

01:06:17,187 --> 01:06:19,227

Like I've been in plays

where we have no money

: 1632

01:06:19,727 --> 01:06:20,147

-: 2025

Mm-hmm.

: 1633

01:06:21,252 --> 01:06:21,642

Get it?

: 1634

01:06:21,912 --> 01:06:22,332

Yeah.

: 1635

01:06:23,262 --> 01:06:24,012

Good for them.

: 1636

01:06:24,087 --> 01:06:24,537

-: 2025

Mm-hmm.

: 1637

01:06:25,272 --> 01:06:26,592

-: 2025

I'm glad we watched this together.

: 1638

01:06:26,592 --> 01:06:28,392

I'm glad we got to talk

about this together.

: 1639

01:06:28,467 --> 01:06:29,907

-: 2025

just fun that the two

: 1640

01:06:29,907 --> 01:06:32,846

people with the least Dr.

: 1641

01:06:32,846 --> 01:06:35,007

Whom, uh, are bringing at home,

: 1642

01:06:37,992 --> 01:06:38,622

-: 2025

I hope we did.

: 1643

01:06:38,622 --> 01:06:39,702

Everyone proud?

: 1644

01:06:39,822 --> 01:06:45,342

Uh, well, I guess we should tell 'em where

they can find more, Ben if they need more.

: 1645

01:06:45,342 --> 01:06:45,612

Ben?

: 1646

01:06:46,107 --> 01:06:46,917

-: 2025

nobody needs more.

: 1647

01:06:46,917 --> 01:06:51,897

Ben, uh, your co-host Gloria Ann

here on Cool Girls, uh, don't look at

: 1648

01:06:51,897 --> 01:06:55,767

Explosions, will attest that if you

for some reason decide you need more,

: 1649

01:06:55,767 --> 01:07:00,747

Ben, you can check me out over on last

time on where I am most of the time.

: 1650

01:07:00,747 --> 01:07:02,637

Not this week, but I will be again.

: 1651

01:07:03,596 --> 01:07:06,237

that is where we watch shows fast.

: 1652

01:07:07,542 --> 01:07:08,892

-: 2025

You're watching shows fast.

: 1653

01:07:08,952 --> 01:07:10,392

We're watching shows fast.

: 1654

01:07:10,632 --> 01:07:11,682

Just different shows.

: 1655

01:07:11,682 --> 01:07:13,542

We're doing different

things with different shows.

: 1656

01:07:14,142 --> 01:07:16,392

Uh, different vibes.

: 1657

01:07:16,662 --> 01:07:16,992

Yeah.

: 1658

01:07:17,712 --> 01:07:20,052

But we're all having fun and

that's the important part.

: 1659

01:07:20,982 --> 01:07:21,462

All right.

: 1660

01:07:21,462 --> 01:07:24,372

Well I don't think we have to

say thank yous 'cause I believe

: 1661

01:07:24,372 --> 01:07:25,752

the editor's gonna cut that in

: 1662

01:07:25,987 --> 01:07:26,207

-: 2025

Yes.

: 1663

01:07:27,432 --> 01:07:29,892

-: 2025

and, uh, yeah, it was

: 1664

01:07:29,892 --> 01:07:30,672

great hanging out with you

: 1665

01:07:30,672 --> 01:07:31,092

guys.

: 1666

01:07:31,137 --> 01:07:31,782

-: 2025

this is, this is

: 1667

01:07:31,782 --> 01:07:32,412

-: 2025

Join us.

: 1668

01:07:33,432 --> 01:07:37,512

Yeah, join us next week for more

regularly scheduled programming.

: 1669

01:07:39,102 --> 01:07:39,221

-: 2025

Yeah.

: 1670

01:07:39,221 --> 01:07:42,282

I don't know what you guys will be,

your next episode will be I'm excited.

: 1671

01:07:42,282 --> 01:07:42,732

-: 2025

Yeah, I don't know.

: 1672

01:07:42,732 --> 01:07:43,902

That's why I said the way I

: 1673

01:07:43,902 --> 01:07:44,112

said

: 1674

01:07:44,142 --> 01:07:47,802

-: 2025

For some, some Guy TV show that

: 1675

01:07:47,802 --> 01:07:51,221

I will be very excited, uh,

to, to hear your guys' take on.

: 1676

01:07:52,032 --> 01:07:52,422

-: 2025

Yeah.

: 1677

01:07:53,262 --> 01:07:53,502

Okay.

: 1678

01:07:53,502 --> 01:07:54,012

Bye.

: 1679

01:09:04,595 --> 01:09:06,366

And scene.