S1 E10 Airwolf: Stringle's Dingles

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Welcome to Cool Girls Don't Look

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at Explosions where we watch dude

centric TV and mock And laugh, and

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maybe find the secret feminism.

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But not all of it.

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Not all the show, because

we're I'm gonna redo this.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: We may not find

all the secret feminism either though.

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So

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

That's true.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

yeah, we hallucinate the feminism.

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I

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Welcome to Cool Girls Don't Look at

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Explosions, where we watch DudeTV,

but quickly, because we're too busy

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prepping for the LIONS IN THE PLAYOFFS!

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Oh,

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

bad at this point, like, when this

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drops, like, the Super Bowl will

probably have already happened, and oof.

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Guys, this could be really exciting,

or it can be really disappointing.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: tell, I'll

tell you that if the lions are in the

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Super Bowl, I will watch the Super

Bowl, but I don't usually do that.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

this is, this is Glow, I have

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the, uh, I got my Lion's shirt

on right now, Beth, Beth is also

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proudly representing Michigan, and

Laura is a Michigander at heart.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

Yes, we just had this

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

We literally did, uh, off pod,

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we had a conversation that Laura

is, is, uh, is meant to be here.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: shoot.

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Should we actually identify ourselves?

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Oh, yeah,

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Oh, did we docx ourselves?

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: No,

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I mean, like, we didn't

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identify ourselves for the

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audience yet for this

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

I'm Glow.

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I'm Laura.

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Wait.

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I'm Laura

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

I'm Glow.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: And I'm Beth.

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That, that's

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at the end of the episode, right?

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Yeah,

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that asked me.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: yeah.

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I'm Bath.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

I'm Glow

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: And I'm Laura.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Go Lions!

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Go Lions.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Go Lions.

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And I think I need to propose that we

have a very special episode of Cool

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Girls Don't Look at Explosions today.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

A very special episode.

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Yep.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

very special episode.

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So Are you all right with teeny tiny

minor spoilers that would be revealed

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within the first five to ten minutes

of the next episode we watch anyway?

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

all right,

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: so

the episode we're talking about

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today was Season 3, Episode 20,

The Girl Who Fell From The Sky?

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

correct.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

That was the full name?

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Right.

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Okay, so this was the

season finale of Season 3.

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And it's also, yeah, and it's also the

last time that we see these characters,

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Wait,

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Like, any of What?

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

no,

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

mean, what?

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Laura.

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No,

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wait,

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: What?

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Airwolf

got canceled after season three,

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and it got the Futurama treatment,

except it only did it once.

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Where it comes back for a fourth season.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Oh,

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

to be rebooted, they chose this one.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

stunned silence listener.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

my

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

The shocked faces.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Wait, wait.

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I can't even okay.

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So I am I'm why am I mourning

this the show that I'm making

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fun of actively no more.

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Jan Michael Vincent.

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No more.

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No more Kate.

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No, no more.

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No more Ernest Borgnine?

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: right.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: a

little bit fond of these characters.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: some of

the reason for the cancellation.

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Did you all feel a little odd

about Jan Michael Vincent's

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performance at all in this one?

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Yes!

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Yes!

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Laura!

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: it in.

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Oh, shit.

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Sorry.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

I I had to look it up, Laura, cause

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I'm like, okay, what happened to him?

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I'm like, I

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: He looks bad.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

looked up Jan

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

looks bad!

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

up Jan Michael Vincent Botox.

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I looked up Jan Michael Vincent

I literally was like, did

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he get his wisdom teeth out?

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Like, does he have like Like,

like, you know, something is

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wrong with him.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

He's like, puffy.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

and, and stiff.

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Like, what, what

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

and like, like he's not in the

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character, you know what I mean?

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He's kind of like, slurring,

and he's a little weebly wobbly.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: So do either

of you watch with the subtitles on?

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

No.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

out how to,

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yeah.

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Okay.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

don't.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: to,

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: So, because

we're watching on the Roku app,

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like, it has that, uh, there are

places where Jan Michael Vincent's

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dialogue is marked as inaudible

because he's, his voice is so slurred.

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So, Jan Michael Vincent struggled

throughout his life with, like,

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alcohol and drug addictions.

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Transcribed

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And it had kind of reached

a peak during Airwolf.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Oh no, really?

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: So I

actually found, you know, I did a

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little bit of deep diving on just him.

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So I didn't really get

anything else about the show.

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But it did say that, uh, Jan Michael

Vincent was signed on to Airwolf

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at 200, 000 an episode salary.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Whoa!

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

today's money?

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: shoot.

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I didn't do the

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math.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: crap!

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Sorry!

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

Where's Ja'far when we need him?

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Well,

he's actually at a nerd card event.

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Uh,

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he's doing nerd cards.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

course he is.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Not magic, though.

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He's doing Star Wars cards.

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They're like the same level of nerd.

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I don't know why I felt

the need to specify.

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Like,

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

And, you know, Laura, as you're

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looking up that number, literally

in the middle of my notes, I put

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it, I put down a note that said

Stringfellow is more steely than normal.

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Like, He does, he's staring a lot.

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Like he's like really trying

to focus on what he's doing.

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So it's really interesting

that you brought that up.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yeah.

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So the math on that

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that I did really quickly

through Google is about 600, 000

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Wow.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: dollars.

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So it was a very expensive show, right?

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Right.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: got

Jan Michael Vincent at this much.

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We've got veteran actor, Ernest Borgnine.

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We've got all the zoomies, which

did you notice there weren't a

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lot of zoomies in this episode?

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

there were not a lot of

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zoomies in this episode, but

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the ones that there were

were kind of incredible.

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Like, their stunt pilots in

this show continue to amaze.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

But it's not cheap.

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And

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then you have a lead actor

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more and more erratic

struggling with this problem.

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Uh, did we know that Bryan Cranston

was actually on the crew for this show?

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

No.

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What?

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yeah.

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Apparently this was like a

starting place for Bryan Cranston.

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And he did an interview, I don't know

where this is from, Aaron sent this

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to me, um, where he talked about.

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Like, the struggles of Airwolf,

and one of his jobs on set was

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to go wake Jan Michael Vincent up

when it was his time to perform.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Oh,

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Wow.

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Cause he was like that high.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yeah.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

was just a mess

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all the time.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Uh, I almost would like to propose

that maybe the super secret feminism

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of Airwolf is that like masculinity

hurts more than just women.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: yeah.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Uh, so, you

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know, He He had, like,

kind of a troubled father.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Hmm.

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Mm

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: father

had been in the military and also

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had drug and alcohol problems,

or at least alcohol problems.

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His grandfather had alcohol problems.

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Um, and that's a, that's a big act

that masculinity requires from.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Yeah.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Uh,

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he, he, uh, Oh, go ahead.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

no, you, you go ahead.

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You, you're the one who did the research.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: I mean,

it's clear, right, that when you have

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these kind of long struggles like

this, that your, your masculinity's

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not making you happy, Right.

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Uh, he had a couple of failed

marriages, he even had to pay a

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judgment for assaulting a woman.

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One of, uh, I don't

remember if she was one of

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his wives or a girlfriend,

lots of car accidents, uh, one

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of which took his voice away.

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If you

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find

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Oh.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: like,

interviews, um, I think it was

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in the 90s when it happened.

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Uh, but he, you know, he didn't

pass away until I think: 2017

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Yeah, it was really, really recent.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: not that long.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Really?

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Um, oh, I didn't, I didn't write it down,

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but yeah, he, it wasn't that long ago.

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Yeah.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: If, if

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you find like interviews

of him in the: 2000

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His voice is just destroyed and I think

it was like a neck injury that was so bad

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Jeez.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

and they had to like,

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you know,

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

: 2019

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He

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Yeah.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yeah,

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Wow.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: that's right.

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Because it was right

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

my 29th birthday.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Yeah.

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No,

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he, he died basically, almost

like exactly a year before COVID.

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So Feb, February 2019.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yeah.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

I just found, um, a picture of him,

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like, right before death.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

looks like he went through it and I think,

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I think, you know, I, Laura, I really like

how you're approaching this because, you

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know, we are a comedy podcast, but like,

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drug addiction, you know,

abuse, things like that.

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Like, that's not funny.

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You know, like,

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we're not making fun of him as a person.

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We are making fun of the character

and the writing and things like that.

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So,

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: and some of

the things that society set them up for

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at that time, you

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Yeah.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: the

ludicrous expectations and,

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uh.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: I, I

would propose actually along the same vein

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um, that we watch Ironclaw on our break

uh, to kind of explore that a little bit

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more, the harmful nature of masculinity.

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It's about um, the Von

Erich family family.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Okay.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Um,

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Oh, the, the wrestling.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

the wrestling one,

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Oh, I've

heard of this, but I haven't seen it.

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Yeah,

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: it's

really good and it, um, approaches,

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approaches masculinity and the

same thing, um, because that family

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really, took out that whole family.

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Toxic masculinity took out,

like, almost that entire family.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Hmm.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

did with Jen Michael Vincent.

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I mean, not being able to express

yourself or talk about your feelings

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or go to therapy or deal with

anything that's happened to you.

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Mix that with, you know, the genetics

that make you predisposed to addiction.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Hmm.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Like,

it's just setting you up for failure.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yeah.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

are we proposing, Beth, that we do happy

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yuck yucks on the show and then take an

actual deep dive when we go into movies?

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Cause you did talk about wave breaks.

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So

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

about wave breaks.

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Maybe we leave that up to our listeners?

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

maybe, maybe we need to get a

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Patreon for, for our, our 20,

our, our, our 20 downloads.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Yeah, baby!

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

Everybody kick in 20

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bucks right now.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

You get, you can get, you

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can get the wave breaks,

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: You can

unlock Wave Breaks for 50 cents a month.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yeah, so I

just was wanting to give us a heads up

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that, you know, Jan Michael Vincent's

story is actually extremely sad and

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we will be dealing with a whole new

cast in the next episode we watch.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

man.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: So,

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Wow.

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I mean, really sad for us.

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Like, I'm going to mourn

this and especially Caitlyn.

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I love Caitlyn.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Mm hmm.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

I will, defend Caitlyn until my death.

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Um, but

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

felt so sidelined in this

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episode.

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Just,

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

she, and they even like dressed her badly.

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I don't know if you noticed it at the end.

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That might be like jumping, like

she was just so like girl, like

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not even cute girl next door, just

like, oh yeah, just throw this on.

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You know?

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

I really liked her checked blazer.

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Maybe I just don't have any

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taste, but like, honestly,

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I really liked her checked blazer.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

I'm not talking about a checked blazer,

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or, I don't, I don't even remember that.

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I, I was saying at the very end

she had, I don't know, some kind

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of like just shapeless outfit on.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Oh, yeah,

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at the end she's not wearing the same

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outfit she wore most of the episode.

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That's true, because

it's like two weeks later

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or whatever.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

All

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yeah.

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Yeah.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Cool.

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Thank you for that, Laura.

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That was an awesome

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deep dive.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yeah.

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I, I didn't go too far.

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: 00:14:42

I have no idea what happens

in season four of Werewolf.

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I just thought, man, oh, and Glow,

you had even like done a, you

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just tried to start the deep dive

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until I said, no, stop.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Yeah.

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I was, I was going into it.

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Well, and it actually, it was funny,

Laura, because it was about me looking up.

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I'm like, okay, when did Botox, I

literally had to think, I'm like, okay,

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when did Botox start to be a thing?

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Right.

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Because all of a sudden his, you

know, his cheeks were tight, his

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whole, he was squinting and I'm

like, what's wrong with his face.

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: 00:15:15

By the way, Botox was not used,

um, cosmetically until: 2002

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So that was, yeah.

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So, you know, I'm like,

what is wrong with this guy?

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And then I start.

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Going in these little things and like,

oh, here's a picture of him old and

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oh, he got into these car crashes and

oh, he Might have abused his you know

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his significant others and like all of

this crazy stuff And like then he got

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worse because he was using drugs to now

numb the pain and you know I was like,

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whoa, and then Laura I was like I have

something Don't do it, Glo, stop it.

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: 00:15:51

And it was actually awesome

because I was like, Oh God, I'm

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: 00:15:54

going to be up for an extra hour.

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And it's like midterms right now.

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I'm a, you know, I'm a high school

teacher and I'm just like, I

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

But you fell down the

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hole, the internet hole.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Yeah.

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I needed to know all about

Jan Michael Vincent's life.

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: 00:16:07

So,

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: and you found

where he got bit by a dog sometime in the

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90s and it

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took off part of his lip.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

yes.

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I sent that and hopefully we can maybe

remember to drop that into the discord,

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but um, yeah, he was, uh, he was doing a,

uh, like meet and greet for something and

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a Rottweiler just come up, came up and bit

his face and his bit part of his lip off.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: in the

thing that I read, it said that the

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owner asked him not to pet the dog.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Oh God.

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: 00:16:38

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: he did anyway.

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Ha ha ha.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: on him.

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: 00:16:42

Like,

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: ha

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

reactive.

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Don't touch my reactive dog.

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: 00:16:47

Touch his reactive dog.

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: 00:16:50

Oh my god, why did your

reactive dog bite me?

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: 00:16:53

Dude.

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: 00:16:53

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yeah,

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He, not,

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not the best decisions made.

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: 00:16:58

Well,

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: 00:17:01

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Michel.

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: 00:17:02

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: No.

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: 00:17:05

Oh, there.

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: 00:17:06

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: I guess

we should talk about the episode,

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: 00:17:08

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

This,

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: 00:17:09

cause there's a lot, I actually

have a lot of notes for this episode

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: 00:17:12

and we're already 17 minutes in, so

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: 00:17:15

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: to have

the very special talk, you know?

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: 00:17:18

I hope there's some like

after school music you can

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: 00:17:20

drop in there.

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: 00:17:21

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Don't worry, I'll find it.

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: 00:17:22

The

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: 00:17:22

only drop I haven't been able to find

so far was because I really wanted to

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: 00:17:26

put in, uh, Phil Hartman saying, Ernest

Bogdine liked white cotton panties.

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: 00:17:34

But I got it from this, like,

really obscure SNL skit that's

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: 00:17:39

too obscure for the internet.

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: 00:17:41

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Do you know the, do you know the um,

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: 00:17:42

Weird Al reference to Ernest Borgnine?

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: 00:17:45

In um, and there's a song

called Albuquerque that he

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: 00:17:49

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Oh, yeah,

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: 00:17:50

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

love that

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: 00:17:50

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

yeah.

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: 00:17:51

but it's like, um, he's, Uh, no,

no, no, it's not Albuquerque.

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: 00:17:54

It's uh, your horoscope.

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: 00:17:57

That's your horoscope.

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: 00:17:58

Yeah, I said, um, you, you know uh,

don't, don't make out with Ernest

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: 00:18:03

Borgnine with excruciatingly bad

body odor or something like that.

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: 00:18:08

I'll, I'll send, I'll, I'll

try to remember to send that.

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: 00:18:11

Yeah.

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: 00:18:11

Anyway, that's, that's, that is

my, that is my cultural touchstone

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: 00:18:15

for Ernest Borgnine, by the way,

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: 00:18:17

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: It's a Weird Al

433

: 00:18:18

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

is a Weird Al song.

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: 00:18:20

Actually, most, most of my cultural

references, like when I was from, when

435

: 00:18:24

I was little was understanding the world

through Weird Al, not the actual pop.

436

: 00:18:29

music that he was

437

: 00:18:31

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

Yeah, that's, that's fair.

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: 00:18:32

Yeah.

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: 00:18:33

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

So tells you about my childhood

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: 00:18:38

and now we have a podcast anyway.

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: 00:18:43

All right.

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: 00:18:44

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Do

we want me to open the episode?

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: 00:18:46

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Yeah.

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: 00:18:46

You, you, you,

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: 00:18:47

you're kind of on it.

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: 00:18:48

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: mama.

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: 00:18:49

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

a

448

: 00:18:50

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: So we

open at String's cabin again, and

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: 00:18:53

he's night boating, as one does.

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: 00:18:56

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Workin on my night boat.

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: 00:18:59

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yes.

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: 00:19:02

And he sees a lady get dumped out of

a helicopter during his night boating.

453

: 00:19:09

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

As one does, you know.

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: 00:19:11

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

note guys.

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: 00:19:11

I said, she's probably hot

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: 00:19:15

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Oh.

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: 00:19:16

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

and she was.

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: 00:19:17

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

is actually fun.

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: 00:19:19

Fun fact, guys.

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: 00:19:20

I looked her up.

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: 00:19:22

Um, she is actually, um, one of

her, her notes in her career was

462

: 00:19:27

actually, she was an octopussy.

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: 00:19:30

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Oh, good for

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: 00:19:31

her.

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: 00:19:32

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

octopussy?

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: 00:19:33

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

she was not Octopussy.

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: 00:19:34

She was a character called Marta.

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: 00:19:37

Her name is Christina Wayborn.

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: 00:19:40

And I don't know if you guys noticed.

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: 00:19:41

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Is She

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: 00:19:41

Swedish.

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: 00:19:43

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Yes.

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: 00:19:43

Did you notice

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: 00:19:44

just a little bit of a, yeah,

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: 00:19:46

but also, you know, painting the

picture, ladies and gentlemen,

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: 00:19:49

first look up Chris, Kristen, uh,

Weybourne, she's Christina Weybourne.

477

: 00:19:54

Sorry.

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: 00:19:55

She's, she's beautiful.

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: 00:19:56

You know, she's Swedish.

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: 00:19:57

She's tall.

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: 00:19:58

She's blonde.

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: 00:19:59

You know, she's a gorgeous

woman, you know, and they did

483

: 00:20:02

her up in Bond fashion too.

484

: 00:20:04

So, you know, and this is a couple

of years after that, you know,

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: 00:20:06

she's, I want to say older, but.

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: 00:20:09

Not, you know what I mean?

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: 00:20:10

She's

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: 00:20:10

still, she's still gorgeous.

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: 00:20:14

Um, even dripping wet being, you know,

yanked over the side of a fishing boat.

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: 00:20:18

So.

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: 00:20:20

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yeah.

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: 00:20:23

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

That's something you put on your resume.

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: 00:20:26

Hey, even when I'm half dead

and soaking wet, still hot.

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: 00:20:31

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Still hot.

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: 00:20:32

Yeah.

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: 00:20:33

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

What

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: 00:20:33

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: thought

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: 00:20:35

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

I was just thinking, I was just

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: 00:20:36

thinking like what if This person

dropped out of the air, of, of the

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: 00:20:42

helicopter, was not a hot lady, you

501

: 00:20:45

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Oh,

would Hawk just leave her there?

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: 00:20:48

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Just toss her back.

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: 00:20:50

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Oh, it's Dom.

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: 00:20:52

He can swim to shore.

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: 00:20:54

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Or, or what is it?

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: 00:20:56

Oh my gosh.

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: 00:20:56

What does that, uh, mean with the guy

who drinks the Bailey's from the shoe?

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: 00:21:02

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Oh, old Greg.

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: 00:21:03

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

It's just old Greg.

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: 00:21:04

I'm old Greg.

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: 00:21:19

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

So that is from a show that is like

512

: 00:21:22

so You had to be a teenager during

a very specific time in history.

513

: 00:21:31

But.

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: 00:21:32

That is from a show

called The Mighty Boosh,

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: 00:21:37

which was like my favorite show

from like 13 to 17, and it was

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: 00:21:45

complete nonsensical weirdness.

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: 00:21:49

I

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: 00:21:50

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Laura, don't.

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: 00:21:50

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: old

Greg Noel Fielding, though?

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: 00:21:54

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Old Greg is no fielding.

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: 00:21:55

That entire show is a was

a no fielding, um, Vehicle.

522

: 00:22:01

Pretty

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: 00:22:01

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: weird, I love

524

: 00:22:02

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Ugh.

525

: 00:22:03

He, I know.

526

: 00:22:04

And now he's like the host of

the Great British Bake Off and it

527

: 00:22:08

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

Him and Allison, I just, I

528

: 00:22:10

adore their vibe so much.

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: 00:22:13

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Yes.

530

: 00:22:14

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

So, Vic, over at Dominion Media

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: 00:22:16

Television, if you could make us a

meme of old Greg on Stringfellow Hawk's

532

: 00:22:21

fishing boat, that would be great.

533

: 00:22:25

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: You can

email that to coolgirlsgold, boom.

534

: 00:22:29

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Yes.

535

: 00:22:32

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Coolgirlsgoboomatgmail.

536

: 00:22:33

com.

537

: 00:22:34

Of

538

: 00:22:35

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: yeah.

539

: 00:22:36

Yeah, so String takes her

on the helicopter, right?

540

: 00:22:41

Of course.

541

: 00:22:41

Calls down to Fox Ridge, I think

we get the name of the town,

542

: 00:22:45

for

543

: 00:22:45

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Which, as it turns out, is

544

: 00:22:47

not, like, the battlefield for

a Revolutionary War battle.

545

: 00:22:53

Which, like, it totally

sounds like it's just,

546

: 00:22:58

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

The Battle of Fox Ridge.

547

: 00:23:00

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

like, ha

548

: 00:23:02

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: just what

they call this hospital gunfight later.

549

: 00:23:08

Yeah, because as those thugs are

flying away in their helicopter,

550

: 00:23:11

they hear on the radio that Hawk is

radioing in with a woman coming in

551

: 00:23:18

who's unconscious and fell in a lake.

552

: 00:23:24

And, uh,

553

: 00:23:25

I was so distracted when we get to the

hospital by how bad Hawk's haircut is too.

554

: 00:23:30

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Wait, wait, we can't, we can't skip over

555

: 00:23:32

the, the um, the pilot seeing him pull

the Pull the girl out of the lake, though.

556

: 00:23:39

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Oh, I, I

thought they just heard on the radio him

557

: 00:23:42

radioing.

558

: 00:23:42

So they

559

: 00:23:43

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

right.

560

: 00:23:43

They don't see it.

561

: 00:23:44

They don't actually see him.

562

: 00:23:45

I totally

563

: 00:23:45

forgot.

564

: 00:23:46

Yeah,

565

: 00:23:46

they don't see him.

566

: 00:23:47

Yep, you're right.

567

: 00:23:48

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

They, they see a light.

568

: 00:23:49

They do

569

: 00:23:50

see a

570

: 00:23:50

light and they're like, what's that?

571

: 00:23:52

But the other guy's

like, no, it's nothing.

572

: 00:23:54

Then they hear on the radio that,

oops, they've, they've done fucked up.

573

: 00:24:09

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Oopsie poops.

574

: 00:24:10

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yeah.

575

: 00:24:11

So Hawk like calls

Santini from the hospital.

576

: 00:24:15

And Dom is just chewing him out for being

late, and Hawk just doesn't say anything

577

: 00:24:21

about where he's at or what he's doing.

578

: 00:24:23

Yeah.

579

: 00:24:28

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

maybe it's just because of my Type

580

: 00:24:30

A clenched sphincterness, but like,

581

: 00:24:36

the idea of not calling to let your

boss know that you're going to be late

582

: 00:24:45

Fine, you have a medical emergency, but

when you are actively calling your boss

583

: 00:24:50

to call off, not going, Hey, here's

my reason, is, is, is so unhinged.

584

: 00:25:01

It is unhinged behavior.

585

: 00:25:04

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

Maybe lead with that.

586

: 00:25:05

Yeah!

587

: 00:25:06

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Yeah!

588

: 00:25:07

I'm in the hospital.

589

: 00:25:09

I won't be making it into work today.

590

: 00:25:11

It's that easy.

591

: 00:25:12

It is that easy, Stringfellowhawk.

592

: 00:25:15

Damn!

593

: 00:25:15

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

return of, like, Brooding Hawk from the

594

: 00:25:18

first, uh, couple of episodes, right?

595

: 00:25:20

The pilot.

596

: 00:25:22

I don't need to tell my

boss why I'm not coming in.

597

: 00:25:27

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yeah.

598

: 00:25:27

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

I'm gonna squint a

599

: 00:25:28

lot.

600

: 00:25:29

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Yeah, you can't, you can't see us,

601

: 00:25:31

uh, uh, listener, but we're all

squinting and making purse, purse

602

: 00:25:36

lips, because we are Stringfellowhawk.

603

: 00:25:38

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Stringfellow

Hawk brooding the hell out of this.

604

: 00:25:41

Yeah.

605

: 00:25:43

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

The feminine urge to be

606

: 00:25:45

Stringfellowhawk for Halloween.

607

: 00:25:48

Uh,

608

: 00:25:51

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: do an

airwolf group costume for Halloween.

609

: 00:25:55

One of us, one of us needs this

space ball from the pilot though.

610

: 00:26:00

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Wait, can I, can I be the cream

611

: 00:26:02

cheese less bagel, please?

612

: 00:26:06

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Oh, I

want to be eighties Colonel Sanders.

613

: 00:26:14

And I'm going to I'm going to move

my eye patch around to different, the

614

: 00:26:18

different eyes all through the night.

615

: 00:26:19

Okay.

616

: 00:26:20

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Can we just be totally not, not

617

: 00:26:23

airwolf at all and nobody would

understand like, I'm an iguana!

618

: 00:26:27

A bagel!

619

: 00:26:29

Colonel

620

: 00:26:30

Sanders!

621

: 00:26:36

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Nobody

else would get it, but we would get it.

622

: 00:26:38

And like, the 20 people who listen

to our podcast would get it.

623

: 00:26:41

And that would be enough.

624

: 00:26:42

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: What's

625

: 00:26:43

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

you're all we

626

: 00:26:44

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: is I can't

possibly participate in Halloween with

627

: 00:26:47

you guys, so I'll just be like by myself.

628

: 00:26:51

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

As Colonel Sanders moving

629

: 00:26:52

her eyepatch around.

630

: 00:26:54

Perfect.

631

: 00:26:55

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

IT friends, we can make one of

632

: 00:26:57

those like, iPad, iPad Rolling

racks, just come with us.

633

: 00:27:03

Act like we don't have kids

that we actually have to be

634

: 00:27:07

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Right, right,

635

: 00:27:08

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

with.

636

: 00:27:08

Beth is usually with my kid.

637

: 00:27:10

Like,

638

: 00:27:11

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Yeah, that's true.

639

: 00:27:13

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: no, no, no.

640

: 00:27:13

We have a bit,

641

: 00:27:14

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

yeah, we have a bit

642

: 00:27:16

and, and we're also acting like we won't

be onto another dude show by then, guys.

643

: 00:27:21

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Right.

644

: 00:27:23

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

Airwolf is in our hearts forever.

645

: 00:27:25

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

That's

646

: 00:27:25

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

forever.

647

: 00:27:26

It's the start.

648

: 00:27:27

It's the launching pad.

649

: 00:27:29

Also, I may have already convinced

Rafferra to dress like Nicolas

650

: 00:27:34

Cage so that I can be the

Declaration of Independence because

651

: 00:27:37

that is the truest love story.

652

: 00:27:40

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: That's good.

653

: 00:27:41

Yeah.

654

: 00:27:45

anyway.

655

: 00:27:47

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Right.

656

: 00:27:48

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

String asked Dom to look into

657

: 00:27:49

this weird helicopter he saw.

658

: 00:27:51

There was something weird

about the helicopter.

659

: 00:27:53

I don't remember what it was.

660

: 00:27:54

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

I wrote it down.

661

: 00:27:56

It

662

: 00:27:56

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Oh, okay.

663

: 00:27:57

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

is an A 16 with a gunship configuration.

664

: 00:28:02

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Which, like, Okay, so maybe this is

665

: 00:28:06

being raised by a lawyer or whatever,

but like, if you're gonna commit a

666

: 00:28:12

crime, don't use your most conspicuous

667

: 00:28:18

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Mm.

668

: 00:28:20

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

copter thing.

669

: 00:28:22

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Cause, I don't know, like, when they start

670

: 00:28:24

talking about it a little bit later, I

don't think this is giving much away.

671

: 00:28:27

You know, they, they kind of make it

almost like this was supposed to, it's

672

: 00:28:32

not supposed to be airwolf, but it's

like, kind of takes airwolf's, you know,

673

: 00:28:37

Not Airwolf's place, but this, this

674

: 00:28:40

configuration of the A 16, when we

find out more about it later, is

675

: 00:28:45

meant to be sold to make lots and

lots of money because it is very

676

: 00:28:50

deadly and lethal and they're just,

you know, using it to drop a body.

677

: 00:28:55

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yeah.

678

: 00:28:55

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

So, okay.

679

: 00:29:00

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Use a regular run of the mill, can't

680

: 00:29:02

be easily identified helicopter.

681

: 00:29:05

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Or just don't use a helicopter.

682

: 00:29:07

I know it's Airwolf, guys,

683

: 00:29:08

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: plenty

of cars you can drive to a lake.

684

: 00:29:11

Yeah, yeah.

685

: 00:29:12

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Yeah, especially in the 80s, every

686

: 00:29:14

single car was hideous and plain.

687

: 00:29:18

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: And it's not

weird to be out on a boat in the middle of

688

: 00:29:20

the night, because there's night boating.

689

: 00:29:23

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Yeah,

690

: 00:29:23

maybe, Workin on my night boat,

Gotta catch that, Walla, babe!

691

: 00:29:31

Sorry, was that too Midwestern?

692

: 00:29:34

Did

693

: 00:29:34

I?

694

: 00:29:34

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

was wonderful.

695

: 00:29:36

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Good.

696

: 00:29:37

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

We're all Midwestern here.

697

: 00:29:39

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Oh, yeah, yeah.

698

: 00:29:40

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Ha ha ha.

699

: 00:29:42

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: So

the thugs go to co words, hard.

700

: 00:29:49

So the thugs go to talk to Mr.

701

: 00:29:51

Rossiter, who we find out later

is like the owner of the company

702

: 00:29:57

that makes this A 16 gunship

703

: 00:30:00

thing.

704

: 00:30:01

And he's very angry that the

woman isn't confirmed dead.

705

: 00:30:08

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: yes,

706

: 00:30:09

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: And they're

just like, no, man, don't worry about it.

707

: 00:30:12

We got it under control.

708

: 00:30:14

We know what hospital she's at.

709

: 00:30:15

We'll go take care of it.

710

: 00:30:17

Except Stringfellow, Hawk is there.

711

: 00:30:20

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: yes.

712

: 00:30:20

And he's talking to the doctor and

713

: 00:30:25

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Why is the

doctor talking to Hawk about her medical

714

: 00:30:29

condition?

715

: 00:30:30

Where is the HIPAA?

716

: 00:30:31

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

this is not a real hospital.

717

: 00:30:33

I'm convinced of this, but the

first inkling we get is yes.

718

: 00:30:37

Him telling this random ass stranger that

her, about her medical condition, one,

719

: 00:30:44

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Uh

720

: 00:30:44

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

two, him going, let me see your arm.

721

: 00:30:48

And Hawk going, why?

722

: 00:30:49

And him going, we're not virgins here, Mr.

723

: 00:30:53

Hawk.

724

: 00:30:57

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yeah, he seems

to think that, like, Hawk was doing drugs

725

: 00:31:00

with her, and then they had a crisis.

726

: 00:31:03

But she's also, like, in bad condition.

727

: 00:31:07

Like, she's been beaten.

728

: 00:31:08

Right, guys?

729

: 00:31:09

So

730

: 00:31:09

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: says

multiple head contusions, like it sounds

731

: 00:31:12

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

but,

732

: 00:31:13

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: you,

like, be telling a person who

733

: 00:31:15

could potentially have, like,

given her those wounds anything?

734

: 00:31:21

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

not a real hospital, as we will

735

: 00:31:24

find out later in this episode.

736

: 00:31:27

I have much evidence

737

: 00:31:29

to present.

738

: 00:31:31

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

I do want to say for a lady with, who

739

: 00:31:34

also have supposed head contusions and

was just drowned in a lake, um, her

740

: 00:31:40

hair is perfectly coiffed and she has

741

: 00:31:42

perfect makeup when

you see her in her bed.

742

: 00:31:45

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: She

has, they must have a blowout

743

: 00:31:48

division at this hospital.

744

: 00:31:50

Like, the Department of Blowout.

745

: 00:31:53

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

The MUA department is next

746

: 00:31:55

to the blowout department.

747

: 00:31:57

Yes.

748

: 00:31:57

Yes.

749

: 00:31:58

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Yes.

750

: 00:32:01

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

Yeah, uh, so for some reason he

751

: 00:32:06

thinks that maybe Stringfellow

talking to her is going to help.

752

: 00:32:11

When Stringfellow has already

said, I don't know her.

753

: 00:32:16

I fished her out of a lake.

754

: 00:32:20

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

And

755

: 00:32:20

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: he

doesn't maybe believe that.

756

: 00:32:22

And he thinks maybe

String beat her up, but

757

: 00:32:24

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

but let's talk,

758

: 00:32:25

yeah,

759

: 00:32:26

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

let's just put her in the room with

760

: 00:32:28

the man who potentially put her here.

761

: 00:32:30

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

and also the most like 80s trope, the

762

: 00:32:33

amnesia thing, which apparently like

this kind of amnesia is just not a thing.

763

: 00:32:38

Like if you had this bad of amnesia,

like you would have very bad brain

764

: 00:32:42

damage probably for a long time.

765

: 00:32:45

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: yeah.

766

: 00:32:46

yeah.

767

: 00:32:47

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: I, um.

768

: 00:32:49

I wrote, Hot Lady doesn't remember

her name or what happened.

769

: 00:32:53

She does clutch hawk to her bosom, which

is a totally realistic response to being

770

: 00:32:59

assaulted by a couple of men, dropped

from a helicopter, and left for dead.

771

: 00:33:03

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yeah,

772

: 00:33:04

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Yeah.

773

: 00:33:05

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Totally.

774

: 00:33:06

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: normal.

775

: 00:33:10

Uh, and then.

776

: 00:33:13

To make it even weirder, like,

I, I don't know how many times

777

: 00:33:16

I wrote down that somebody made

it weird in this episode, but,

778

: 00:33:20

uh, Hawk then tells the doctor that,

Don't worry about this, I've got friends

779

: 00:33:25

who can figure out who she is privately.

780

: 00:33:27

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Which makes Hawk look so suspicious.

781

: 00:33:31

And the fact that the doctor is

like, Okay, is another example of

782

: 00:33:36

how this is not a real hospital.

783

: 00:33:39

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Right.

784

: 00:33:40

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Because doctors are mandatory reporters.

785

: 00:33:44

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

So guys, here comes my bit.

786

: 00:33:46

You guys ready?

787

: 00:33:48

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Ready for the bit.

788

: 00:33:49

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Hit me with the

789

: 00:33:50

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

So when she is being discharged,

790

: 00:33:54

right before she is wheeled out, okay,

he comes out talking to the doctor,

791

: 00:34:00

and I have, uh, taken a picture.

792

: 00:34:03

of, uh, of him coming out.

793

: 00:34:07

And I just, all I want is you to

take, take a gander at this picture

794

: 00:34:11

and tell me why I sent it to you.

795

: 00:34:14

Are you ready?

796

: 00:34:15

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Okay.

797

: 00:34:16

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Go.

798

: 00:34:18

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Uh

799

: 00:34:19

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: they're

looking at her medical chart and neither

800

: 00:34:23

of them have permission to do that.

801

: 00:34:25

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Look lower.

802

: 00:34:27

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Is it his penis?

803

: 00:34:29

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

It is, Unmistakable.

804

: 00:34:31

Guys, every scream capture, dong

is hanging down the, down it,

805

: 00:34:38

it got, yes, yes, go, go,

around, around the 10 mark.

806

: 00:34:44

And it was, it was, yes, there

is, there is a, there is a sausage

807

: 00:34:49

hanging down in there, guys.

808

: 00:34:51

And I have not noticed this

in his character before.

809

: 00:34:54

So I don't know if they are, Like

added this or if this, but come on.

810

: 00:34:59

Okay.

811

: 00:35:00

Beth, Ja'far is right behind you.

812

: 00:35:02

Show him this picture.

813

: 00:35:04

Show it to

814

: 00:35:05

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: okay.

815

: 00:35:05

Hey, babe.

816

: 00:35:06

Hey, babe.

817

: 00:35:07

For pod.

818

: 00:35:08

For pod.

819

: 00:35:09

Come here.

820

: 00:35:10

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

here, Ja'far.

821

: 00:35:11

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

I need penis identification help.

822

: 00:35:13

Penile

823

: 00:35:14

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: no, no,

824

: 00:35:15

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: what?

825

: 00:35:16

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Look

826

: 00:35:17

at this man's crotch.

827

: 00:35:18

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

just look at this picture!

828

: 00:35:20

What's weird about it?

829

: 00:35:23

This picture, is that a, is that some

830

: 00:35:27

dong?

831

: 00:35:31

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: God, I hope the

832

: 00:35:32

mic got that.

833

: 00:35:32

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: dong.

834

: 00:35:34

Alright, well, Ja'far has just confirmed

that this man is in fact a hangin dong.

835

: 00:35:42

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Thank you, Ja'far.

836

: 00:35:44

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Thank you, babe.

837

: 00:35:45

Anytime you need to look at a pair of

pants and wonder if that's a penis,

838

: 00:35:52

Ask someone else.

839

: 00:35:53

Jimmy?

840

: 00:35:54

Jimmy?

841

: 00:35:54

Awww.

842

: 00:35:55

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

guys, if you go in my, in my, version,

843

: 00:35:58

it's right around 10 during the discharge.

844

: 00:36:01

he's

845

: 00:36:01

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

this red!

846

: 00:36:03

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

kind of walking.

847

: 00:36:04

It's swinging around.

848

: 00:36:06

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: dong.

849

: 00:36:07

Good for him.

850

: 00:36:10

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

doesn't wear underwear, guys.

851

: 00:36:11

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Oh, you're right!

852

: 00:36:12

Oh, remember when, Beth, you

used to call him Skidmark Hawk?

853

: 00:36:17

Cause he doesn't wear underwear!

854

: 00:36:19

It's

855

: 00:36:20

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: I think

that's just Jan Michael Vincent, guys.

856

: 00:36:28

I think this is, this

is a self insert, right?

857

: 00:36:33

Oh my god.

858

: 00:36:34

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

it's just practically

859

: 00:36:35

inserting itself at this point.

860

: 00:36:42

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Okay,

we're all very red, listener.

861

: 00:36:45

We're all very red and hot all of

862

: 00:36:48

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

we, we need, guys,

863

: 00:36:50

We need to make a pact to

drop this in the discord.

864

: 00:36:54

And if you have not joined our

discord yet, Beth, can you drop

865

: 00:36:57

in some information about finding

our discord at this point?

866

: 00:37:01

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

We are at What Happened

867

: 00:37:02

Here Productions on Discord.

868

: 00:37:05

A

869

: 00:37:10

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

of string fellow hawks.

870

: 00:37:12

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

string of Jan

871

: 00:37:14

Michael Vincent's Stringle Stangle.

872

: 00:37:20

Yeah, there you go.

873

: 00:37:21

Jesus Christ.

874

: 00:37:32

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: I like how

we started this episode with our very

875

: 00:37:35

serious like, Man, what a tragedy.

876

: 00:37:38

And now we're laughing

at the man's TikTok.

877

: 00:37:40

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: So,

like, we started this episode with 20

878

: 00:37:42

listeners and we probably got about 10.

879

: 00:37:46

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Thanks

for staying with us, y'all.

880

: 00:37:49

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

And

881

: 00:37:49

we'll

882

: 00:37:50

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

my mom listens.

883

: 00:37:52

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

we'll know who the lurkers were when we

884

: 00:37:54

get 10 million new people getting into

the discord to see the dingle dangle.

885

: 00:38:02

Wait, wait, guys, guys, it's been

there the whole time, it's Hoxcock!

886

: 00:38:08

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Goddammit.

887

: 00:38:08

Yo, Stringle Dingle is really fun,

888

: 00:38:16

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Stringle dingle Hoxcock!

889

: 00:38:20

I'm gonna pee, oh my god.

890

: 00:38:21

I'm

891

: 00:38:28

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: I can't

wait till Beth has to edit out all the

892

: 00:38:31

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

sorry, I'm sorry Beth, I'm so sorry.

893

: 00:38:36

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: You're

in luck, I went to school for this.

894

: 00:38:39

This very thing.

895

: 00:38:41

For the wheezing surrounding

the talk of painis.

896

: 00:38:48

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: can't.

897

: 00:38:50

Oh my god.

898

: 00:38:56

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

So, now that we're done talking

899

: 00:38:58

about, about Jan's little man,

900

: 00:39:02

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Jan's man is not little.

901

: 00:39:04

Alright, good for him.

902

: 00:39:06

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: I feel like

we've just issued a challenge to all

903

: 00:39:09

the, the supporting men in our podcast

904

: 00:39:13

universe

905

: 00:39:14

that, that love puns, that

they're going to hit us with

906

: 00:39:17

so many when this comes out.

907

: 00:39:19

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Oh, yeah, no, actually,

908

: 00:39:20

hit us with your best puns,

909

: 00:39:22

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

Your best penis puns.

910

: 00:39:23

Go, go, go.

911

: 00:39:24

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

as Pat Benatar once said.

912

: 00:39:26

Yes.

913

: 00:39:31

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Oh my god,

so I think they were looking at her

914

: 00:39:33

dental records in that screenshot.

915

: 00:39:36

Because that's how they're

trying to identify her, right?

916

: 00:39:38

Is dental records.

917

: 00:39:40

And they're talking about,

918

: 00:39:41

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

And fingerprints!

919

: 00:39:43

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

Oh, and fingerprints.

920

: 00:39:44

Yeah, Yeah,

921

: 00:39:44

Yeah.

922

: 00:39:48

They're gonna take her down

to physiotherapy, which I

923

: 00:39:50

was like, good for you, girl.

924

: 00:39:52

Like, you know, you just fell out of

a helicopter yesterday, but you're

925

: 00:39:55

already ready for physical therapy.

926

: 00:39:57

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Because fake hospital, you know?

927

: 00:39:59

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yeah.

928

: 00:40:01

Uh, and then the goons show up and

929

: 00:40:04

go straight to the doctor.

930

: 00:40:06

Oh, did I miss something?

931

: 00:40:07

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Before, I just would like to present

932

: 00:40:10

two more pieces of evidence that this

is not a real hospital, and in fact,

933

: 00:40:14

some sort of money laundering front.

934

: 00:40:18

1.

935

: 00:40:20

The nurse does the fingerprinting.

936

: 00:40:23

Explain.

937

: 00:40:24

2.

938

: 00:40:26

She's all like, There's a chill.

939

: 00:40:29

Take my coat.

940

: 00:40:30

Like, I know it was the 80s.

941

: 00:40:34

I know they probably didn't

put their blankets in the

942

: 00:40:38

blanket warmer like they do now.

943

: 00:40:40

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

Thank you, guys.

944

: 00:40:42

It's

945

: 00:40:42

so

946

: 00:40:42

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

me too, dude, what?

947

: 00:40:45

But, uh, they had blankets in hospitals.

948

: 00:40:49

That I'm certain of.

949

: 00:40:53

So why is she giving this

random patient her coat?

950

: 00:40:57

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: It's like,

951

: 00:40:58

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

laundering front.

952

: 00:41:02

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: yeah, and

this, this man who is obviously not a

953

: 00:41:06

real doctor gets to confront the goons.

954

: 00:41:10

Um.

955

: 00:41:10

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

he's not okay giving out her

956

: 00:41:12

information to the goons, but

957

: 00:41:15

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Uh huh.

958

: 00:41:16

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Hawk, a possible abuser and,

959

: 00:41:19

uh, strung out on drugs.

960

: 00:41:22

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: It's

because Stringfellow, he was taken,

961

: 00:41:26

he was so taken with the confidence of

Stringfellow to just like, hang dong.

962

: 00:41:33

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: He's like,

wow, I can see what you're working

963

: 00:41:35

with and I have to bow to you, sir.

964

: 00:41:38

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Mm.

965

: 00:41:39

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Yeah,

that's, that's, how men work, right?

966

: 00:41:43

The one with the biggest

penis gets the hippoviolation.

967

: 00:41:46

That's

968

: 00:41:47

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

I mean, but other than that, like,

969

: 00:41:50

if we only take this doctor at what

he does in this scene, he protects

970

: 00:41:54

his patient, you know, protects the

integrity of, of his profession.

971

: 00:41:59

He, I called him the Dr.

972

: 00:42:01

Banff.

973

: 00:42:01

He literally gets shot in a leg, you know,

protecting her HIPAA rights, you know.

974

: 00:42:07

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Oh, I put it in my notes

975

: 00:42:08

that he got shot in the ass.

976

: 00:42:10

I'm pretty sure he gets shot in the

977

: 00:42:12

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Oh.

978

: 00:42:12

he does get shot in the ass.

979

: 00:42:14

Yes, I can confirm.

980

: 00:42:23

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Okay.

981

: 00:42:24

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: I just texted

the picture to my husband with no context

982

: 00:42:27

and I'm going to see if he gets it.

983

: 00:42:31

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Sorry, Aaron.

984

: 00:42:34

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: just a

way for us to show our significant others.

985

: 00:42:40

Hawks cock.

986

: 00:42:42

He

987

: 00:42:45

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

We're all professional women here.

988

: 00:42:47

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: professional,

uh, we get the gunfight, right?

989

: 00:42:52

And

990

: 00:42:53

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Jafar is looking at you, Beth.

991

: 00:42:57

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

does that a lot.

992

: 00:43:00

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: we

get the gunfight, Hawk gets

993

: 00:43:03

away with the girl, of course,

994

: 00:43:05

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Yes, because this was before there

995

: 00:43:08

were, uh, metal detectors and

bulletproof glass in hospitals, so.

996

: 00:43:15

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: And hey,

it's a good thing he brought his

997

: 00:43:17

helicopter and it's still here cause

he can just get away in the helicopter.

998

: 00:43:23

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Sometimes you gotta bring your copter

999

: 00:43:24

to a gunfight, you know what I'm saying?

: 1000

00:43:27,052 --> 00:43:27,442

-: 2025

: 1001

00:43:28,362 --> 00:43:30,702

You should always bring your

helicopter to a gunfight.

: 1002

00:43:30,732 --> 00:43:32,312

That's the moral of Airwolf.

: 1003

00:43:32,312 --> 00:43:37,182

Yeah.

: 1004

00:43:37,227 --> 00:43:37,982

-: 2025

da, da,

: 1005

00:43:38,217 --> 00:43:39,357

-: 2025

Cue music.

: 1006

00:44:03,632 --> 00:44:04,372

-: 2025

: 1007

00:44:07,622 --> 00:44:07,752

-: 2025

I

: 1008

00:44:07,877 --> 00:44:08,607

-: 2025

That's what I'm

: 1009

00:44:08,832 --> 00:44:10,662

-: 2025

I wish so bad you could drop this

: 1010

00:44:10,692 --> 00:44:12,812

music into this podcast, Beth,

: 1011

00:44:18,418 --> 00:44:18,638

cause

: 1012

00:44:18,668 --> 00:44:22,708

I know that you'd probably get flagged,

but guys, if you have not listened to

: 1013

00:44:22,738 --> 00:44:27,468

the Airwolf intro song, it is a banger.

: 1014

00:44:27,944 --> 00:44:29,254

-: 2025

It rips.

: 1015

00:44:29,608 --> 00:44:30,298

-: 2025

It's so

: 1016

00:44:30,418 --> 00:44:30,998

-: 2025

: 1017

00:44:32,478 --> 00:44:35,528

I, I think I made fun of it

the first time I heard it

: 1018

00:44:35,578 --> 00:44:38,318

and then I kept listening

and I was like, God damn it.

: 1019

00:44:38,653 --> 00:44:39,583

-: 2025

It's so good.

: 1020

00:44:40,114 --> 00:44:41,454

-: 2025

it's like Margaritaville

: 1021

00:44:41,484 --> 00:44:43,314

by Jimmy Buffett, you know?

: 1022

00:44:43,404 --> 00:44:47,754

Like, you listen to it the first time

and you're like, this is garbage.

: 1023

00:44:48,264 --> 00:44:53,034

And then you listen to it again and you're

like, wait a minute, secret feminism.

: 1024

00:44:53,514 --> 00:44:56,544

And then it comes back

around to the third time.

: 1025

00:45:00,364 --> 00:45:02,864

I'm going to stop talking

about Jimmy Buffett now.

: 1026

00:45:03,494 --> 00:45:05,684

It's, it's time.

: 1027

00:45:06,184 --> 00:45:07,244

I'm so sorry.

: 1028

00:45:07,938 --> 00:45:08,388

-: 2025

: 1029

00:45:09,308 --> 00:45:09,728

So.

: 1030

00:45:10,628 --> 00:45:12,688

on their way wherever they're going.

: 1031

00:45:12,918 --> 00:45:14,988

I don't even remember where

they're going at this point.

: 1032

00:45:15,874 --> 00:45:17,634

-: 2025

They're going to the spa?

: 1033

00:45:18,504 --> 00:45:18,924

The El

: 1034

00:45:19,118 --> 00:45:22,698

-: 2025

but Archangel doesn't know it yet, right?

: 1035

00:45:23,674 --> 00:45:24,424

-: 2025

: 1036

00:45:26,258 --> 00:45:28,728

-: 2025

trying to ask her about herself.

: 1037

00:45:29,058 --> 00:45:34,478

He tells her about the drugs, but she

insists that she wouldn't do that.

: 1038

00:45:34,488 --> 00:45:38,548

She doesn't do drugs and she

doesn't know where she got this,

: 1039

00:45:39,038 --> 00:45:40,488

this outfit that she was wearing.

: 1040

00:45:40,498 --> 00:45:42,088

Like, I wouldn't wear that, you know?

: 1041

00:45:42,173 --> 00:45:43,643

-: 2025

Mm-hmm

: 1042

00:45:43,914 --> 00:45:48,054

-: 2025

to keep track, does not know her name.

: 1043

00:45:48,724 --> 00:45:50,924

Does know the status of her finances.

: 1044

00:45:51,424 --> 00:45:52,214

Amnesia.

: 1045

00:45:53,194 --> 00:45:53,195

-: 2025

Hmm

: 1046

00:45:55,293 --> 00:45:58,043

-: 2025

remember the big man's name is Steel.

: 1047

00:45:58,123 --> 00:45:58,663

-: 2025

mm-hmm

: 1048

00:45:59,293 --> 00:46:00,993

-: 2025

She's also got that in there.

: 1049

00:46:01,224 --> 00:46:01,944

-: 2025

: 1050

00:46:04,193 --> 00:46:08,363

-: 2025

cops show up at Santini Air, but Dom is a

: 1051

00:46:08,363 --> 00:46:10,793

man who has dealt with many cops before.

: 1052

00:46:11,243 --> 00:46:15,623

He's got his best, like,

diversion tactics ready.

: 1053

00:46:15,623 --> 00:46:20,083

Uh, and he's gonna stall them

so they can call Archangel.

: 1054

00:46:20,643 --> 00:46:21,223

And Harkin.

: 1055

00:46:22,233 --> 00:46:23,493

get the spa paid for.

: 1056

00:46:25,064 --> 00:46:25,634

-: 2025

: 1057

00:46:25,634 --> 00:46:26,604

Yes.

: 1058

00:46:27,263 --> 00:46:30,183

-: 2025

it was at this point that We know Mr.

: 1059

00:46:30,183 --> 00:46:35,773

Rossiter is very concerned about

this woman, but we find out he's very

: 1060

00:46:35,773 --> 00:46:39,173

concerned on behalf of Senator Houston.

: 1061

00:46:39,853 --> 00:46:40,393

-: 2025

Yes.

: 1062

00:46:41,293 --> 00:46:43,743

-: 2025

actually Senator Houston's problem.

: 1063

00:46:43,744 --> 00:46:48,553

Uh, and then the thugs

show up at Santini Air.

: 1064

00:46:49,223 --> 00:46:51,243

And try to pry into Hawks whereabouts.

: 1065

00:46:52,113 --> 00:46:55,343

Dom is suspicious, I think.

: 1066

00:46:55,823 --> 00:46:58,673

Like, immediately suspicious

of their whole thing.

: 1067

00:46:59,153 --> 00:47:04,403

But Caitlyn, like, completely

oblivious, apparently.

: 1068

00:47:05,203 --> 00:47:06,973

-: 2025

Poor Caitlyn gets nothing.

: 1069

00:47:06,973 --> 00:47:08,173

I know you guys mentioned this.

: 1070

00:47:08,173 --> 00:47:10,033

She gets nothing in this episode.

: 1071

00:47:10,033 --> 00:47:10,903

It's a bummer.

: 1072

00:47:10,933 --> 00:47:11,323

'cause we'd

: 1073

00:47:11,393 --> 00:47:12,623

-: 2025

And nothing flattering.

: 1074

00:47:12,663 --> 00:47:14,563

Like, we know she's smarter than this.

: 1075

00:47:14,784 --> 00:47:15,864

-: 2025

We, well.

: 1076

00:47:15,943 --> 00:47:16,633

-: 2025

: 1077

00:47:18,174 --> 00:47:18,574

-: 2025

: 1078

00:47:21,354 --> 00:47:27,466

If put in the same position,

I might unwittingly be.

: 1079

00:47:27,466 --> 00:47:27,778

Mhm.

: 1080

00:47:28,939 --> 00:47:33,539

divulge the same information

she did because I am very smart,

: 1081

00:47:33,599 --> 00:47:37,879

but I am a golden retriever.

: 1082

00:47:37,949 --> 00:47:42,468

Yes,

: 1083

00:47:42,558 --> 00:47:43,108

-: 2025

yeah.

: 1084

00:47:43,523 --> 00:47:44,213

-: 2025

: 1085

00:47:44,573 --> 00:47:45,923

She's very smart.

: 1086

00:47:46,103 --> 00:47:48,563

But she will fetch that ball.

: 1087

00:47:49,029 --> 00:47:50,359

-: 2025

she'll fetch that ball.

: 1088

00:47:51,199 --> 00:47:55,209

And she probably thinks, well, of

course they're not, you know, actual

: 1089

00:47:55,219 --> 00:47:58,189

bad guys, like, they're just trying

to shoot a commercial and they want

: 1090

00:47:58,189 --> 00:48:03,119

to talk to Hook and, you know, like,

they just want to be friends, like,

: 1091

00:48:03,228 --> 00:48:06,228

-: 2025

And they ask for Hawk's home address.

: 1092

00:48:07,138 --> 00:48:07,708

-: 2025

: 1093

00:48:07,809 --> 00:48:08,189

-: 2025

: 1094

00:48:09,508 --> 00:48:09,838

-: 2025

: 1095

00:48:10,558 --> 00:48:13,758

If you're not clued in yet, you

should be at that point, right?

: 1096

00:48:13,968 --> 00:48:15,648

Like Caitlin should be like, oh,

: 1097

00:48:16,069 --> 00:48:18,579

-: 2025

yeah, at that point, yeah, you go,

: 1098

00:48:18,579 --> 00:48:21,109

something is rotten in this state.

: 1099

00:48:21,929 --> 00:48:22,139

Yeah,

: 1100

00:48:23,718 --> 00:48:24,068

-: 2025

: 1101

00:48:24,078 --> 00:48:29,718

So then String and his new lady friend

go to a boutique because I guess this

: 1102

00:48:29,798 --> 00:48:34,678

brand of clothing she was wearing, they

figure out it came from this boutique.

: 1103

00:48:34,718 --> 00:48:35,918

-: 2025

It's called, guys, it's

: 1104

00:48:35,918 --> 00:48:37,948

called country elegance.

: 1105

00:48:38,148 --> 00:48:38,698

-: 2025

: 1106

00:48:39,048 --> 00:48:39,258

let

: 1107

00:48:39,258 --> 00:48:39,548

me tell

: 1108

00:48:39,608 --> 00:48:40,298

-: 2025

what?

: 1109

00:48:40,588 --> 00:48:44,778

-: 2025

nothing either country nor elegant about

: 1110

00:48:45,078 --> 00:48:46,878

this thing that they have her try on.

: 1111

00:48:47,428 --> 00:48:50,273

-: 2025

Yeah, and, like, just so they're,

: 1112

00:48:50,273 --> 00:48:53,378

like, The listener understands,

you know, they're having a pretty,

: 1113

00:48:53,508 --> 00:48:54,848

pretty woman moment, right?

: 1114

00:48:54,848 --> 00:48:57,538

They're going in, Stringfellow

looks out of place.

: 1115

00:48:57,548 --> 00:49:02,518

She's like obviously a Swedish model

actress, but we're like, Oh, why is

: 1116

00:49:02,518 --> 00:49:04,098

she, you know, why is she in here?

: 1117

00:49:04,098 --> 00:49:04,628

They don't have

: 1118

00:49:04,628 --> 00:49:05,018

money.

: 1119

00:49:05,048 --> 00:49:07,858

It's just like, yeah, if this

woman came in, it doesn't matter

: 1120

00:49:07,858 --> 00:49:09,118

if she's wearing a garbage bag.

: 1121

00:49:09,128 --> 00:49:11,758

Like she's going to be wearing

your clothes, you know,

: 1122

00:49:12,999 --> 00:49:14,379

-: 2025

And then they put her in.

: 1123

00:49:14,439 --> 00:49:14,949

Yes.

: 1124

00:49:14,949 --> 00:49:19,989

Like Laura said, something that is

not particularly elegant, however,

: 1125

00:49:20,409 --> 00:49:27,599

it does look like something a rich

Republican wears, and honestly,

: 1126

00:49:28,019 --> 00:49:33,649

judging by the title of this

boutique, probably who they cater to.

: 1127

00:49:34,898 --> 00:49:37,008

-: 2025

catch the name of the boutique.

: 1128

00:49:37,118 --> 00:49:38,208

-: 2025

country, country

: 1129

00:49:38,208 --> 00:49:38,768

elegance.

: 1130

00:49:39,198 --> 00:49:40,448

-: 2025

oh, oh, I thought they were

: 1131

00:49:40,448 --> 00:49:43,698

calling the style that they,

: 1132

00:49:44,059 --> 00:49:44,539

-: 2025

: 1133

00:49:44,643 --> 00:49:46,803

-: 2025

Did you notice the, the runway

: 1134

00:49:46,803 --> 00:49:52,793

or whatever she comes out of is

like, uh, a little, uh, cottage.

: 1135

00:49:53,763 --> 00:49:55,793

The boutique is very weird.

: 1136

00:49:55,803 --> 00:49:57,433

It is not upscale looking.

: 1137

00:49:57,443 --> 00:50:02,143

It is, you know, weirdly

cottagey looking in there.

: 1138

00:50:03,669 --> 00:50:04,529

-: 2025

But elegant.

: 1139

00:50:04,778 --> 00:50:05,348

-: 2025

: 1140

00:50:08,628 --> 00:50:12,398

Anyway, he's just being weird

all over the place in here, too.

: 1141

00:50:13,138 --> 00:50:19,168

Like, he bullies the store owner into

giving him the name and address of

: 1142

00:50:19,168 --> 00:50:21,518

the original buyer of these clothes?

: 1143

00:50:21,778 --> 00:50:25,798

Or of the dress that he had that she

wore when she was dropped in the lake?

: 1144

00:50:26,519 --> 00:50:26,829

-: 2025

: 1145

00:50:27,418 --> 00:50:32,698

-: 2025

don't know why you would have that?

: 1146

00:50:32,699 --> 00:50:34,216

Uh,

: 1147

00:50:34,388 --> 00:50:37,798

-: 2025

back then, you know, to run credit cards,

: 1148

00:50:37,808 --> 00:50:39,928

you would take down that information.

: 1149

00:50:41,459 --> 00:50:43,539

-: 2025

Oh, yeah, because I remember, because

: 1150

00:50:43,539 --> 00:50:47,739

my dad told me one time that in the

80s, people didn't use credit cards a

: 1151

00:50:47,739 --> 00:50:48,089

lot.

: 1152

00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:52,319

They, because it was like a

hassle, so most of the time

: 1153

00:50:52,329 --> 00:50:55,149

they used cash or a check.

: 1154

00:50:55,329 --> 00:50:58,469

Because, like, it was way

easier than using a credit card.

: 1155

00:50:58,648 --> 00:51:00,988

-: 2025

And Hawk does flash a credit card

: 1156

00:51:00,988 --> 00:51:03,008

showing like, yeah, I got money.

: 1157

00:51:03,408 --> 00:51:04,698

-: 2025

Yeah, it looks like an American

: 1158

00:51:04,869 --> 00:51:06,419

-: 2025

Oooooohhhh

: 1159

00:51:07,223 --> 00:51:09,753

-: 2025

that product placement in there.

: 1160

00:51:09,813 --> 00:51:10,223

Yeah.

: 1161

00:51:10,659 --> 00:51:13,689

-: 2025

and like of course you, you're only gonna

: 1162

00:51:13,699 --> 00:51:16,249

have that if you have like, fundage.

: 1163

00:51:16,468 --> 00:51:16,808

-: 2025

right.

: 1164

00:51:16,808 --> 00:51:21,728

And, and nowadays you, you know,

you can get your SNAP benefits on a

: 1165

00:51:21,728 --> 00:51:25,628

card, you know, it doesn't matter,

you know, you have plastic, but back

: 1166

00:51:25,628 --> 00:51:27,218

then it was probably a big deal.

: 1167

00:51:28,113 --> 00:51:28,783

-: 2025

: 1168

00:51:29,373 --> 00:51:29,793

Huh.

: 1169

00:51:30,219 --> 00:51:32,539

-: 2025

There are twenty two dollars in my

: 1170

00:51:32,539 --> 00:51:34,859

bank account and I have a credit

: 1171

00:51:34,859 --> 00:51:35,149

card.

: 1172

00:51:35,523 --> 00:51:35,873

-: 2025

: 1173

00:51:38,233 --> 00:51:44,353

So they go to this apartment

where Hawk got this address from.

: 1174

00:51:45,413 --> 00:51:49,513

And I guess he like picks the lock on

the sliding glass door or something.

: 1175

00:51:49,753 --> 00:51:50,573

-: 2025

We, we,

: 1176

00:51:50,589 --> 00:51:51,339

-: 2025

Oh wait,

: 1177

00:51:51,403 --> 00:51:52,543

-: 2025

we missed something.

: 1178

00:51:52,783 --> 00:51:53,563

-: 2025

: 1179

00:51:53,863 --> 00:51:54,823

-: 2025

Go ahead, Beth.

: 1180

00:51:55,599 --> 00:51:59,059

-: 2025

I was going to say we missed, uh, her,

: 1181

00:51:59,089 --> 00:52:01,209

him telling her that her name is Lila.

: 1182

00:52:02,099 --> 00:52:06,509

And that her response is,

I don't feel like a Lila.

: 1183

00:52:06,949 --> 00:52:10,019

But then again, you don't

seem like a Stringfellow.

: 1184

00:52:10,769 --> 00:52:11,249

Um.

: 1185

00:52:11,453 --> 00:52:14,353

-: 2025

makes fun of his name and it's so good!

: 1186

00:52:14,589 --> 00:52:15,549

-: 2025

: 1187

00:52:16,179 --> 00:52:16,519

Like.

: 1188

00:52:18,199 --> 00:52:18,609

Cause

: 1189

00:52:18,869 --> 00:52:19,639

nobody does.

: 1190

00:52:19,639 --> 00:52:19,689

Laughter.

: 1191

00:52:19,933 --> 00:52:21,593

-: 2025

I'm so glad you clocked that.

: 1192

00:52:24,549 --> 00:52:26,209

-: 2025

And I was really expecting him to

: 1193

00:52:26,209 --> 00:52:29,839

go, Yeah, well, I haven't even told

you my brother's name yet, girl.

: 1194

00:52:29,859 --> 00:52:30,439

Like,

: 1195

00:52:30,448 --> 00:52:31,298

-: 2025

: 1196

00:52:32,848 --> 00:52:33,778

Yeah.

: 1197

00:52:35,169 --> 00:52:35,479

-: 2025

: 1198

00:52:36,868 --> 00:52:37,308

-: 2025

: 1199

00:52:37,318 --> 00:52:45,008

So there they go to the apartment that

the boutique owner gave him and string

: 1200

00:52:45,018 --> 00:52:47,648

gets in the sliding glass door and.

: 1201

00:52:48,838 --> 00:52:53,928

Uh, she's looking around, he looks

in the fridge, and it's like, a few

: 1202

00:52:54,338 --> 00:52:57,378

rotting foods and like, vials of drugs.

: 1203

00:52:57,719 --> 00:52:58,009

-: 2025

: 1204

00:52:58,618 --> 00:53:01,338

-: 2025

she recognizes her makeup and

: 1205

00:53:01,348 --> 00:53:03,508

perfume, but not the clothes.

: 1206

00:53:04,499 --> 00:53:08,409

-: 2025

of course, she, a woman, doesn't know

: 1207

00:53:08,409 --> 00:53:11,479

her name, but totally knows her makeup.

: 1208

00:53:12,388 --> 00:53:12,768

-: 2025

: 1209

00:53:13,138 --> 00:53:15,238

You never forget your

perfume brand, right?

: 1210

00:53:15,273 --> 00:53:15,753

-: 2025

Hmm.

: 1211

00:53:16,309 --> 00:53:18,399

-: 2025

Although, that makes, that

: 1212

00:53:18,399 --> 00:53:21,639

makes marginally more sense,

because it's your, um,

: 1213

00:53:21,958 --> 00:53:22,408

-: 2025

: 1214

00:53:22,523 --> 00:53:22,823

-: 2025

Yeah.

: 1215

00:53:23,069 --> 00:53:25,379

-: 2025

Your olfactory nerve is

: 1216

00:53:25,379 --> 00:53:26,859

like connected to memory.

: 1217

00:53:27,459 --> 00:53:31,779

Um, so like it was smart

to put that in there.

: 1218

00:53:32,309 --> 00:53:34,699

It's fine to put that in

there, but they put it in there

: 1219

00:53:34,709 --> 00:53:36,609

probably not for that reason.

: 1220

00:53:36,689 --> 00:53:39,119

The reason they put it

in there being misogyny.

: 1221

00:53:39,669 --> 00:53:41,259

Um, but you know,

: 1222

00:53:42,128 --> 00:53:43,768

-: 2025

Yeah, so she freaks out.

: 1223

00:53:43,778 --> 00:53:45,608

She's like, this is not my apartment.

: 1224

00:53:45,678 --> 00:53:47,018

I have never been here.

: 1225

00:53:47,268 --> 00:53:48,508

These are not my clothes.

: 1226

00:53:49,028 --> 00:53:53,788

And then Hawk hugs her and she

asked him not to desert her.

: 1227

00:53:53,818 --> 00:53:59,918

And they get weird romantic for

people who've known each other for 24

: 1228

00:54:00,578 --> 00:54:00,938

hours.

: 1229

00:54:01,008 --> 00:54:02,948

Maybe not even right.

: 1230

00:54:03,799 --> 00:54:08,950

-: 2025

He says, and I quote, unless

: 1231

00:54:08,950 --> 00:54:10,490

I found out your name.

: 1232

00:54:12,030 --> 00:54:16,200

To which I responded, my brother

in Christ, you've known each

: 1233

00:54:16,410 --> 00:54:18,630

other for 45 business minutes.

: 1234

00:54:19,090 --> 00:54:21,300

You haven't been through that much.

: 1235

00:54:21,300 --> 00:54:23,870

Great.

: 1236

00:54:24,210 --> 00:54:24,680

-: 2025

you.

: 1237

00:54:27,135 --> 00:54:30,175

-: 2025

either of you deserves the other really.

: 1238

00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:33,090

-: 2025

Or they're both still

: 1239

00:54:33,090 --> 00:54:34,610

on hypothetical drugs.

: 1240

00:54:34,660 --> 00:54:35,180

I don't know.

: 1241

00:54:36,630 --> 00:54:37,930

-: 2025

Yeah, maybe one of the vials

: 1242

00:54:37,930 --> 00:54:40,130

broke and they inhaled some drugs.

: 1243

00:54:40,240 --> 00:54:41,170

I don't know.

: 1244

00:54:41,705 --> 00:54:44,295

-: 2025

Yeah, uh, Steel gets the drop

: 1245

00:54:44,295 --> 00:54:47,025

on them and Hawk fights back.

: 1246

00:54:47,055 --> 00:54:51,105

And did you guys feel like this was the

saddest fight scene you've ever seen?

: 1247

00:54:51,850 --> 00:54:52,260

-: 2025

Yeah,

: 1248

00:54:52,260 --> 00:54:57,800

because, okay, does Stringfellow have

a gun on him or did he steal a gun?

: 1249

00:54:57,810 --> 00:55:00,130

Because he just chucks it at the end.

: 1250

00:55:00,350 --> 00:55:00,510

He

: 1251

00:55:00,845 --> 00:55:02,935

-: 2025

think he stole it, right?

: 1252

00:55:03,450 --> 00:55:04,860

-: 2025

because I'm just like, you don't just

: 1253

00:55:04,860 --> 00:55:07,360

chuck your gun when the bullets run out.

: 1254

00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:08,210

Okay.

: 1255

00:55:08,345 --> 00:55:10,225

-: 2025

think he, like, picked it up

: 1256

00:55:10,685 --> 00:55:14,605

and the way he chucked it,

it made the saddest sound.

: 1257

00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:17,450

-: 2025

Waaaaaah.

: 1258

00:55:18,175 --> 00:55:20,655

-: 2025

thing, I was just like, it feels like

: 1259

00:55:20,985 --> 00:55:24,815

the actor, Jan Michael, is struggling

: 1260

00:55:25,245 --> 00:55:25,445

in

: 1261

00:55:25,445 --> 00:55:26,795

this part.

: 1262

00:55:26,815 --> 00:55:32,845

Like, we can't give him any stunts

that are too terribly involved because

: 1263

00:55:32,845 --> 00:55:34,615

he's barely holding it together.

: 1264

00:55:35,690 --> 00:55:37,740

-: 2025

there's a whole lot of weeble wobbling.

: 1265

00:55:37,970 --> 00:55:38,800

Um.

: 1266

00:55:38,830 --> 00:55:41,310

-: 2025

mean if he's making 60, 000 an

: 1267

00:55:41,310 --> 00:55:46,910

episode and today's money He has 60,

000 of cocaine to go buy guys after

: 1268

00:55:47,095 --> 00:55:49,315

-: 2025

six hundred thousand.

: 1269

00:55:49,405 --> 00:55:49,645

Yeah.

: 1270

00:55:50,385 --> 00:55:50,915

You dropped a

: 1271

00:55:50,930 --> 00:55:52,940

-: 2025

Six hundred thousand dollars.

: 1272

00:55:52,970 --> 00:55:55,900

I could like pay for like, two books.

: 1273

00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:57,450

Textbooks with that.

: 1274

00:55:57,790 --> 00:55:58,760

-: 2025

Also, thank you.

: 1275

00:55:59,140 --> 00:55:59,550

Thank you.

: 1276

00:55:59,550 --> 00:56:00,010

Dr.

: 1277

00:56:00,010 --> 00:56:01,010

Accountant Laura.

: 1278

00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:02,630

-: 2025

: 1279

00:56:02,630 --> 00:56:05,790

Oh,

: 1280

00:56:06,195 --> 00:56:10,195

-: 2025

pulls up, and did you all notice that

: 1281

00:56:10,215 --> 00:56:17,085

Archangel not only drives a white

stretch limousine, the vanity plate on

: 1282

00:56:17,085 --> 00:56:19,895

his white stretch limousine says Firm 1.

: 1283

00:56:21,660 --> 00:56:23,470

-: 2025

I didn't clock that license plate.

: 1284

00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:26,360

Um, I could be wrong.

: 1285

00:56:26,770 --> 00:56:30,940

But if you're part of a shady

organization, probably don't

: 1286

00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:35,390

advertise the name of the shady

organization on your license plate.

: 1287

00:56:35,535 --> 00:56:36,205

-: 2025

: 1288

00:56:37,045 --> 00:56:40,495

I thought that the, uh, the firm was

supposed to be like, kind of like

: 1289

00:56:40,495 --> 00:56:45,345

a shadow secret government thing,

but it's like, huh, maybe not.

: 1290

00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:48,920

-: 2025

Maybe somewhere in between season

: 1291

00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:57,950

1 and season 3, they, they left the

shadows and came into the light.

: 1292

00:56:59,795 --> 00:57:00,235

-: 2025

: 1293

00:57:00,375 --> 00:57:00,715

I don't

: 1294

00:57:00,715 --> 00:57:01,085

know.

: 1295

00:57:01,230 --> 00:57:03,430

-: 2025

I don't, I'm bad at jokes today.

: 1296

00:57:03,430 --> 00:57:04,042

Well,

: 1297

00:57:04,245 --> 00:57:07,225

-: 2025

I'm pretty sure that Orville

: 1298

00:57:07,225 --> 00:57:10,285

Redenbacher here is wearing a wig.

: 1299

00:57:12,495 --> 00:57:15,865

Like I hadn't really noticed it before.

: 1300

00:57:16,210 --> 00:57:17,940

In the scenes where we've seen Mr.

: 1301

00:57:17,940 --> 00:57:22,780

Archangel, but in this one, I

was like, that's a wig, right?

: 1302

00:57:23,460 --> 00:57:28,120

Like, the hair does not

look, the hair is not haring.

: 1303

00:57:28,340 --> 00:57:29,480

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Mm hmm.

: 1304

00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:29,820

I'm

: 1305

00:57:29,820 --> 00:57:30,680

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: 1306

00:57:31,740 --> 00:57:34,960

-: 2025

IMDB over here.

: 1307

00:57:35,950 --> 00:57:36,920

-: 2025

actually looking up.

: 1308

00:57:37,210 --> 00:57:39,370

-: 2025

remember the actor's name, even.

: 1309

00:57:39,430 --> 00:57:39,690

-: 2025

I'm

: 1310

00:57:39,690 --> 00:57:40,320

looking that up.

: 1311

00:57:40,330 --> 00:57:40,350

Yeah

: 1312

00:57:40,770 --> 00:57:41,890

-: 2025

something.

: 1313

00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:42,570

-: 2025

Alex,

: 1314

00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:47,990

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Uh, I forgot which show we were

: 1315

00:57:47,990 --> 00:57:48,460

watching.

: 1316

00:57:48,460 --> 00:57:49,250

Cool.

: 1317

00:57:50,700 --> 00:57:51,410

There we go.

: 1318

00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:53,270

Cause it was like a cool name.

: 1319

00:57:53,775 --> 00:57:55,805

-: 2025

like he's always, like, trying to

: 1320

00:57:55,835 --> 00:57:58,715

lower his voice, too, when he talks.

: 1321

00:57:58,850 --> 00:58:01,720

-: 2025

When he lowers his voice.

: 1322

00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:03,270

Oh, he's got dark hair.

: 1323

00:58:03,270 --> 00:58:03,607

Did

: 1324

00:58:03,660 --> 00:58:04,930

-: 2025

really recently too.

: 1325

00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:05,370

He died

: 1326

00:58:05,425 --> 00:58:06,415

-: 2025

Oh, what a shame.

: 1327

00:58:07,905 --> 00:58:08,535

Wow.

: 1328

00:58:11,970 --> 00:58:13,200

-: 2025

backstory?

: 1329

00:58:13,940 --> 00:58:15,950

-: 2025

I know, I kind of want to know now.

: 1330

00:58:16,005 --> 00:58:17,485

-: 2025

no, more deep dives, guys.

: 1331

00:58:17,500 --> 00:58:18,670

-: 2025

Oh,

: 1332

00:58:18,935 --> 00:58:21,875

-: 2025

really happy and he died of old age

: 1333

00:58:22,035 --> 00:58:23,195

-: 2025

had three puppies

: 1334

00:58:23,345 --> 00:58:23,615

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: 1335

00:58:23,955 --> 00:58:24,665

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: 1336

00:58:24,965 --> 00:58:26,735

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and he was, I was really close

: 1337

00:58:26,735 --> 00:58:28,205

with his wife and, and his

: 1338

00:58:28,205 --> 00:58:28,805

children

: 1339

00:58:29,015 --> 00:58:30,595

-: 2025

of beautiful grandchildren.

: 1340

00:58:30,695 --> 00:58:30,845

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: 1341

00:58:30,845 --> 00:58:31,535

everybody was

: 1342

00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:32,590

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So,

: 1343

00:58:32,845 --> 00:58:33,355

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: 1344

00:58:33,730 --> 00:58:34,530

-: 2025

no, no, no, no,

: 1345

00:58:34,530 --> 00:58:35,560

this is actually okay.

: 1346

00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:44,730

Um, in my very, very small deep dive, the

Kord family lived in Texas and, um, he,

: 1347

00:58:44,750 --> 00:58:48,930

they, uh, moved to Texas to raise horses.

: 1348

00:58:48,970 --> 00:58:51,620

He had, I don't know, a wife.

: 1349

00:58:51,650 --> 00:58:52,270

Let's see.

: 1350

00:58:52,740 --> 00:58:58,450

Yeah, so, I don't know, he, it looks like

they, oh, and he died in his home in Texas

: 1351

00:58:58,460 --> 00:59:01,130

where he raised horses at the age of 88.

: 1352

00:59:01,700 --> 00:59:06,870

So, that is, that is, uh, that is

really all I know, um, and there

: 1353

00:59:06,870 --> 00:59:08,610

might be a bad stuff in there.

: 1354

00:59:11,195 --> 00:59:12,585

-: 2025

But he had a nice obituary.

: 1355

00:59:12,660 --> 00:59:13,100

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Yes.

: 1356

00:59:13,825 --> 00:59:15,415

-: 2025

Maybe, maybe he raced the

: 1357

00:59:15,415 --> 00:59:18,915

horses to, um, help with equine

: 1358

00:59:19,130 --> 00:59:19,440

-: 2025

Hmm.

: 1359

00:59:20,395 --> 00:59:29,035

-: 2025

and I hope

: 1360

00:59:29,485 --> 00:59:30,485

-: 2025

In Mission Impossible.

: 1361

00:59:30,525 --> 00:59:31,185

Cause that would be

: 1362

00:59:31,220 --> 00:59:32,540

-: 2025

character, he played a

: 1363

00:59:32,540 --> 00:59:34,550

character named Daniel Travers.

: 1364

00:59:36,905 --> 00:59:37,405

Yeah,

: 1365

00:59:38,275 --> 00:59:41,325

-: 2025

in addition to the eyepatch switching

: 1366

00:59:41,355 --> 00:59:46,975

eyes in season four of Airwolf, that

his wig just looks slightly disheveled

: 1367

00:59:47,305 --> 00:59:49,825

but not in the same way in every scene.

: 1368

00:59:50,485 --> 00:59:50,635

-: 2025

: 1369

00:59:51,855 --> 00:59:52,745

It'd be pretty great.

: 1370

00:59:53,675 --> 00:59:54,495

Some continuity

: 1371

00:59:54,495 --> 00:59:55,165

problems.

: 1372

00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:56,160

-: 2025

and yeah.

: 1373

00:59:56,275 --> 01:00:01,095

-: 2025

he was also in Gunsmoke, and

: 1374

01:00:01,105 --> 01:00:08,065

he also was in The Six Million

Dollar Man The Love Boat.

: 1375

01:00:08,835 --> 01:00:09,295

So,

: 1376

01:00:09,435 --> 01:00:09,745

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: 1377

01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:10,450

-: 2025

built her.

: 1378

01:00:10,685 --> 01:00:11,565

-: 2025

yeah, so he

: 1379

01:00:11,715 --> 01:00:11,745

was,

: 1380

01:00:11,905 --> 01:00:13,375

-: 2025

feels like a love boat.

: 1381

01:00:13,485 --> 01:00:13,985

Yeah.

: 1382

01:00:14,205 --> 01:00:14,545

-: 2025

he did a,

: 1383

01:00:14,755 --> 01:00:16,095

he did a lot apparently.

: 1384

01:00:17,215 --> 01:00:17,625

-: 2025

: 1385

01:00:17,685 --> 01:00:18,895

-: 2025

Yeah, good for him.

: 1386

01:00:20,125 --> 01:00:21,865

-: 2025

Hawk gets some Chinese food.

: 1387

01:00:22,290 --> 01:00:22,510

-: 2025

: 1388

01:00:23,165 --> 01:00:27,165

-: 2025

girl who is not Lila had a shower

: 1389

01:00:27,985 --> 01:00:34,365

and it's like coming out in her towel

and at some point she references

: 1390

01:00:34,605 --> 01:00:38,525

us and I'm like, what girlfriend?

: 1391

01:00:40,225 --> 01:00:45,225

As as Beth 50 business minutes.

: 1392

01:00:47,605 --> 01:00:49,165

Why is there an us?

: 1393

01:00:50,510 --> 01:00:53,290

-: 2025

people moved really fast in the 80s?

: 1394

01:00:53,875 --> 01:00:55,825

-: 2025

I mean, I guess, well, he

: 1395

01:00:55,825 --> 01:00:57,615

told her, I don't know you.

: 1396

01:00:57,895 --> 01:01:02,095

She just wondering, she just thinking

like, maybe we do know each other,

: 1397

01:01:02,095 --> 01:01:03,635

but I just don't remember it.

: 1398

01:01:04,005 --> 01:01:05,615

But he said, I don't know you.

: 1399

01:01:05,685 --> 01:01:06,075

So

: 1400

01:01:06,075 --> 01:01:09,535

like, 50 business minutes.

: 1401

01:01:13,314 --> 01:01:14,834

-: 2025

Yeah, I don't know.

: 1402

01:01:14,944 --> 01:01:16,974

I'm pretty, uh,

: 1403

01:01:17,874 --> 01:01:18,254

-: 2025

: 1404

01:01:19,164 --> 01:01:20,594

-: 2025

I don't think I've ever committed to

: 1405

01:01:20,654 --> 01:01:23,144

anyone in 50 business minutes, man.

: 1406

01:01:23,584 --> 01:01:23,824

Like,

: 1407

01:01:25,974 --> 01:01:28,544

-: 2025

Senator Houston, we cut back to him.

: 1408

01:01:28,554 --> 01:01:31,364

He's fretting about his mistress to Mr.

: 1409

01:01:31,374 --> 01:01:31,854

Rossiter.

: 1410

01:01:31,854 --> 01:01:31,874

Yeah.

: 1411

01:01:32,509 --> 01:01:36,729

And he's upset to find out that

she's been murdered, with quotes.

: 1412

01:01:37,704 --> 01:01:38,704

-: 2025

Yeah.

: 1413

01:01:38,789 --> 01:01:40,669

-: 2025

: 1414

01:01:40,874 --> 01:01:41,334

-: 2025

Yup.

: 1415

01:01:42,579 --> 01:01:43,019

-: 2025

: 1416

01:01:44,434 --> 01:01:46,564

-: 2025

uh, my favorite part about all this

: 1417

01:01:46,584 --> 01:01:52,444

is that the senator has a wife, two

kids, and a mistress and he has to

: 1418

01:01:52,474 --> 01:01:56,104

get rid of them he has to neutralize

his mistress because he's running for

: 1419

01:01:56,104 --> 01:01:58,924

president Do you guys remember when,

: 1420

01:01:59,654 --> 01:02:01,004

that was like a big deal

: 1421

01:02:01,244 --> 01:02:01,844

-: 2025

put that in

: 1422

01:02:01,971 --> 01:02:04,874

-: 2025

ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha where,

: 1423

01:02:05,134 --> 01:02:07,354

-: 2025

I literally, word for word, remember

: 1424

01:02:07,354 --> 01:02:10,654

when cheating on your wife was

enough to make you not president?

: 1425

01:02:13,749 --> 01:02:13,899

-: 2025

: 1426

01:02:14,089 --> 01:02:15,229

-: 2025

We share a brain.

: 1427

01:02:15,854 --> 01:02:17,244

-: 2025

Gosh darn it, guys.

: 1428

01:02:18,844 --> 01:02:22,634

I mean, and, and this is going to

release, like, we're only two days

: 1429

01:02:22,634 --> 01:02:24,594

away from the Trump presidency,

: 1430

01:02:24,704 --> 01:02:32,114

um, and, sorry guys, but, this is going

to air, I don't know, as DC's burning?

: 1431

01:02:32,124 --> 01:02:32,814

I don't know.

: 1432

01:02:34,389 --> 01:02:34,409

-: 2025

: 1433

01:02:35,509 --> 01:02:36,349

I hope not.

: 1434

01:02:36,769 --> 01:02:37,229

-: 2025

hope not.

: 1435

01:02:37,229 --> 01:02:38,519

It's very pretty.

: 1436

01:02:38,634 --> 01:02:40,554

-: 2025

Oh, but also, guess what

: 1437

01:02:40,554 --> 01:02:41,994

happened today, guys?

: 1438

01:02:42,714 --> 01:02:43,844

We're, uh,

: 1439

01:02:44,259 --> 01:02:44,349

-: 2025

: 1440

01:02:44,834 --> 01:02:45,774

-: 2025

Amendment 28,

: 1441

01:02:46,869 --> 01:02:47,079

-: 2025

: 1442

01:02:47,874 --> 01:02:48,104

-: 2025

Pat?

: 1443

01:02:48,489 --> 01:02:49,669

-: 2025

living through cool

: 1444

01:02:49,669 --> 01:02:51,288

history for once.

: 1445

01:02:51,449 --> 01:02:51,849

Huh?

: 1446

01:02:51,959 --> 01:02:54,919

-: 2025

feminism moment, we now have equal

: 1447

01:02:54,919 --> 01:02:59,669

protection under the law that's in

the constitutional amendments now?

: 1448

01:02:59,669 --> 01:03:00,499

Yeah, Laura, that

: 1449

01:03:00,509 --> 01:03:01,269

happened today.

: 1450

01:03:01,749 --> 01:03:04,223

-: 2025

The Because you were too busy

: 1451

01:03:04,359 --> 01:03:04,929

-: 2025

Yeah,

: 1452

01:03:04,999 --> 01:03:05,249

-: 2025

: 1453

01:03:05,249 --> 01:03:07,959

so, so full of bullshit

that I didn't notice this?

: 1454

01:03:12,579 --> 01:03:13,969

-: 2025

you were too busy being

: 1455

01:03:13,979 --> 01:03:17,139

a, an empowered woman who,

: 1456

01:03:17,194 --> 01:03:19,344

-: 2025

being awesome, and you were

: 1457

01:03:19,804 --> 01:03:21,724

speaking up on behalf of your

: 1458

01:03:24,464 --> 01:03:26,104

-: 2025

I actually told this to my

: 1459

01:03:26,104 --> 01:03:28,274

students in the middle of class.

: 1460

01:03:28,274 --> 01:03:31,474

I was, you know, or not at the, like

the beginning of one of my classes

: 1461

01:03:31,474 --> 01:03:37,034

because, uh, Ben had messaged it or

Ja'far had messaged it and I told the

: 1462

01:03:37,214 --> 01:03:40,854

kids and, you know, half of the girls

were like, wait, that wasn't in there

: 1463

01:03:40,854 --> 01:03:45,674

already and we don't have to deep dive

this right now guys, but you know, this

: 1464

01:03:45,674 --> 01:03:50,184

was proposed like back in the seventies

and it did not happen until today.

: 1465

01:03:51,054 --> 01:03:51,454

-: 2025

: 1466

01:03:52,279 --> 01:03:56,288

-: 2025

so far down on the CNN app to find this.

: 1467

01:03:57,574 --> 01:03:58,413

-: 2025

It's sad.

: 1468

01:03:58,909 --> 01:04:01,799

-: 2025

I open it up and it be at the top?

: 1469

01:04:02,699 --> 01:04:03,169

I don't know.

: 1470

01:04:03,659 --> 01:04:04,239

-: 2025

Anyway,

: 1471

01:04:04,474 --> 01:04:05,574

-: 2025

then that would give us hope.

: 1472

01:04:06,809 --> 01:04:08,389

-: 2025

I'm feeling real equal today

: 1473

01:04:08,389 --> 01:04:09,679

guys feeling real equal.

: 1474

01:04:10,554 --> 01:04:12,344

-: 2025

I'm just so hyped that we get to

: 1475

01:04:12,344 --> 01:04:16,744

like, experience an amendment.

: 1476

01:04:17,254 --> 01:04:21,604

Being made to the

Constitution in our lifetimes.

: 1477

01:04:21,834 --> 01:04:21,964

What?

: 1478

01:04:21,964 --> 01:04:24,321

What?

: 1479

01:04:24,321 --> 01:04:26,679

Ah!

: 1480

01:04:26,679 --> 01:04:31,394

I know!

: 1481

01:04:31,529 --> 01:04:32,739

-: 2025

to be a one and done.

: 1482

01:04:33,719 --> 01:04:34,599

-: 2025

And

: 1483

01:04:35,054 --> 01:04:35,413

-: 2025

: 1484

01:04:36,499 --> 01:04:36,589

-: 2025

: 1485

01:04:37,734 --> 01:04:37,744

-: 2025

: 1486

01:04:38,569 --> 01:04:41,659

-: 2025

Okay, but Senator Houston is

: 1487

01:04:43,739 --> 01:04:51,169

going to sell some kind of a chopper

to some people who are probably bad in

: 1488

01:04:51,169 --> 01:04:53,349

order to fund his presidential campaign.

: 1489

01:04:53,399 --> 01:04:54,419

That's the thing.

: 1490

01:04:54,799 --> 01:04:56,969

-: 2025

it sounds so much like the airwolf

: 1491

01:04:56,979 --> 01:05:00,309

scheme Except this time it's this time.

: 1492

01:05:00,309 --> 01:05:01,999

It's funding a president.

: 1493

01:05:02,844 --> 01:05:04,954

-: 2025

we just want to bookend it, you

: 1494

01:05:04,954 --> 01:05:08,724

know, like, because we thought

the show was ending, I think.

: 1495

01:05:08,824 --> 01:05:08,934

I

: 1496

01:05:08,934 --> 01:05:11,594

don't know if we knew

when we wrote this episode

: 1497

01:05:11,759 --> 01:05:13,399

-: 2025

Oh good point

: 1498

01:05:13,854 --> 01:05:14,924

-: 2025

: 1499

01:05:14,944 --> 01:05:16,804

Maybe that's why the vibes are all weird.

: 1500

01:05:17,704 --> 01:05:19,474

-: 2025

They were inches away from

: 1501

01:05:19,484 --> 01:05:21,984

being self aware with this one.

: 1502

01:05:22,074 --> 01:05:22,244

-: 2025

: 1503

01:05:24,269 --> 01:05:24,639

-: 2025

: 1504

01:05:24,704 --> 01:05:27,413

-: 2025

story, inches away from being self aware.

: 1505

01:05:30,119 --> 01:05:32,339

-: 2025

Maybe they'll find it in season 4.

: 1506

01:05:33,294 --> 01:05:35,104

-: 2025

we'll find out, we'll find out

: 1507

01:05:35,114 --> 01:05:36,584

by watching at least one, right?

: 1508

01:05:36,754 --> 01:05:37,324

So,

: 1509

01:05:37,339 --> 01:05:37,899

-: 2025

: 1510

01:05:38,649 --> 01:05:41,394

-: 2025

will go to therapy Mmm.

: 1511

01:05:41,599 --> 01:05:43,499

-: 2025

Woah, woah, woah, woah.

: 1512

01:05:43,569 --> 01:05:45,019

This is still the 80's.

: 1513

01:05:45,119 --> 01:05:48,199

Like, therapy's not real.

: 1514

01:05:48,199 --> 01:05:50,699

Woah, woah, woah.

: 1515

01:05:51,819 --> 01:05:54,809

-: 2025

has found out that Lila Maxwell

: 1516

01:05:54,839 --> 01:05:57,329

is a former high class sex worker.

: 1517

01:05:58,479 --> 01:05:59,079

Uh,

: 1518

01:05:59,384 --> 01:06:01,284

-: 2025

Not called a sex worker back then.

: 1519

01:06:02,009 --> 01:06:02,519

-: 2025

: 1520

01:06:02,549 --> 01:06:03,659

They use a different word.

: 1521

01:06:03,669 --> 01:06:06,359

I was trying to be nicer.

: 1522

01:06:06,704 --> 01:06:07,234

-: 2025

classy.

: 1523

01:06:07,979 --> 01:06:08,369

-: 2025

: 1524

01:06:09,219 --> 01:06:11,659

-: 2025

been giving brainwashing drugs.

: 1525

01:06:12,209 --> 01:06:14,719

And of course the firm can

reverse this because the firm

: 1526

01:06:14,769 --> 01:06:16,479

is whatever we need it to be.

: 1527

01:06:16,799 --> 01:06:19,279

-: 2025

Yeah, they unblock the synapses.

: 1528

01:06:20,469 --> 01:06:20,779

-: 2025

: 1529

01:06:21,559 --> 01:06:21,959

Yeah.

: 1530

01:06:22,709 --> 01:06:24,089

-: 2025

Which is totally real.

: 1531

01:06:24,759 --> 01:06:27,109

-: 2025

some goo in the synapses, but we

: 1532

01:06:27,109 --> 01:06:28,819

can just flush that out of there.

: 1533

01:06:29,619 --> 01:06:29,889

-: 2025

: 1534

01:06:30,149 --> 01:06:32,969

-: 2025

it's dangerous because of course,

: 1535

01:06:33,859 --> 01:06:34,259

-: 2025

: 1536

01:06:34,334 --> 01:06:34,754

-: 2025

Yes.

: 1537

01:06:35,809 --> 01:06:40,129

-: 2025

stand like, I think it's Hawk, Dom,

: 1538

01:06:40,579 --> 01:06:45,349

Kaitlin, and Archangel standing

around in a hallway, fretting

: 1539

01:06:46,814 --> 01:06:49,194

-: 2025

Over this totally fake procedure that's

: 1540

01:06:49,429 --> 01:06:50,779

-: 2025

over this thing.

: 1541

01:06:52,059 --> 01:06:55,399

-: 2025

why are they all outside the operation

: 1542

01:06:55,759 --> 01:06:56,479

door?

: 1543

01:06:56,519 --> 01:06:56,859

Like,

: 1544

01:06:57,699 --> 01:07:00,869

-: 2025

the budget at the firm for some chairs?

: 1545

01:07:00,899 --> 01:07:03,169

Like, you

: 1546

01:07:03,288 --> 01:07:05,129

-: 2025

have a whole ass spa.

: 1547

01:07:05,139 --> 01:07:08,059

They can't afford a

couple of folding chairs?

: 1548

01:07:08,538 --> 01:07:08,879

Like,

: 1549

01:07:09,699 --> 01:07:11,109

-: 2025

Chairs and a vending machine.

: 1550

01:07:11,109 --> 01:07:13,019

That's what you should have

for all of these things.

: 1551

01:07:13,019 --> 01:07:13,519

Two vending

: 1552

01:07:13,519 --> 01:07:13,909

machines.

: 1553

01:07:13,909 --> 01:07:16,389

One for bevvies, One for snackies, right?

: 1554

01:07:16,819 --> 01:07:19,429

-: 2025

yes, because honestly though, the like,

: 1555

01:07:19,429 --> 01:07:23,489

those like vending machines with the

bevies have the best hot chocolate.

: 1556

01:07:23,559 --> 01:07:24,749

What is that about?

: 1557

01:07:24,869 --> 01:07:26,038

Like, explain.

: 1558

01:07:26,038 --> 01:07:27,669

-: 2025

don't have the budget for that at the

: 1559

01:07:27,669 --> 01:07:29,359

end of season three.

: 1560

01:07:29,369 --> 01:07:30,079

So,

: 1561

01:07:30,654 --> 01:07:32,804

-: 2025

There apparently isn't a budget for

: 1562

01:07:32,804 --> 01:07:37,944

differentiating between Archangel and this

doctor that walks out of the procedure

: 1563

01:07:38,654 --> 01:07:41,304

because they look almost exactly the same.

: 1564

01:07:41,304 --> 01:07:43,634

They're both dressed in white suits.

: 1565

01:07:44,244 --> 01:07:47,954

-: 2025

all these like, white suited ladies

: 1566

01:07:47,954 --> 01:07:50,654

that are working for Archangel,

and I don't know that we've ever

: 1567

01:07:50,654 --> 01:07:52,314

seen the same lady twice, right?

: 1568

01:07:52,674 --> 01:07:59,764

But how funny would it be if all the dudes

at the firm are just clones of Archangel?

: 1569

01:08:00,244 --> 01:08:04,574

So you're just seeing like, a

different version of him every

: 1570

01:08:04,574 --> 01:08:06,194

time you need a dude for something?

: 1571

01:08:06,538 --> 01:08:10,679

-: 2025

like Boba Fett and the Stormtroopers, bro.

: 1572

01:08:10,764 --> 01:08:11,014

-: 2025

: 1573

01:08:11,194 --> 01:08:11,764

-: 2025

Whoa.

: 1574

01:08:13,244 --> 01:08:13,624

And it's

: 1575

01:08:13,624 --> 01:08:17,514

really these, like, lady sidekicks

that are running the whole thing.

: 1576

01:08:17,573 --> 01:08:18,674

-: 2025

: 1577

01:08:18,674 --> 01:08:19,144

Yeah.

: 1578

01:08:19,254 --> 01:08:20,964

-: 2025

he's just this puppet clone.

: 1579

01:08:22,464 --> 01:08:24,734

-: 2025

And they're all dating each other.

: 1580

01:08:25,934 --> 01:08:29,444

They're all in a polycule,

all of the ladies.

: 1581

01:08:29,783 --> 01:08:33,064

And it's really supportive and nice.

: 1582

01:08:33,413 --> 01:08:37,264

And they go home and they tell

stories about those dumb clones

: 1583

01:08:37,264 --> 01:08:41,264

that they have to take care of while

doing their little cross stitches

: 1584

01:08:41,304 --> 01:08:46,874

and eating their snackies with their

like 20 dogs who are all rescues.

: 1585

01:08:46,874 --> 01:08:48,774

Ha

: 1586

01:08:49,198 --> 01:08:54,209

-: 2025

like, doing all the shit and, like,

: 1587

01:08:54,519 --> 01:09:00,769

driving Archangel around is not a metaphor

for something, don't know what is.

: 1588

01:09:01,453 --> 01:09:01,469

-: 2025

: 1589

01:09:01,629 --> 01:09:01,899

Truly.

: 1590

01:09:02,163 --> 01:09:04,443

-: 2025

And if we remember from the pilot, all

: 1591

01:09:04,443 --> 01:09:06,724

of these women are highly accomplished.

: 1592

01:09:06,924 --> 01:09:09,654

They're not just, they're

not just secretaries.

: 1593

01:09:09,999 --> 01:09:10,759

-: 2025

: 1594

01:09:11,328 --> 01:09:15,259

-: 2025

like, sexy dancing spies and,

: 1595

01:09:15,379 --> 01:09:22,874

like, Engineers, and programmers,

and, like, super cool spy ladies.

: 1596

01:09:24,269 --> 01:09:24,759

-: 2025

: 1597

01:09:24,794 --> 01:09:29,594

-: 2025

from is freakin eyepatch Colonel Sanders.

: 1598

01:09:29,734 --> 01:09:30,334

So.

: 1599

01:09:30,533 --> 01:09:31,283

-: 2025

a bad wig.

: 1600

01:09:33,139 --> 01:09:37,679

-: 2025

Like, but like, okay, so we know

: 1601

01:09:37,679 --> 01:09:44,189

from the pilot that the sexy dancing

spies were raised by Archangel.

: 1602

01:09:44,999 --> 01:09:49,299

Do we think all of these women

were raised by Archangel?

: 1603

01:09:49,484 --> 01:09:50,794

-: 2025

No, I don't like the

: 1604

01:09:50,794 --> 01:09:52,743

opposite of the situation

: 1605

01:09:52,754 --> 01:09:56,274

where the women are the ones who

are raised by Archangel Which we

: 1606

01:09:56,274 --> 01:10:00,654

know is the truth, but I like I

like the women raising Archangel

: 1607

01:10:01,269 --> 01:10:01,979

-: 2025

I do too,

: 1608

01:10:01,979 --> 01:10:02,469

-: 2025

: 1609

01:10:02,769 --> 01:10:05,799

Archangel's over, like,

the sexy dancing spies.

: 1610

01:10:06,159 --> 01:10:08,939

But the other ladies are over Archangel.

: 1611

01:10:08,989 --> 01:10:10,039

That's what I've decided.

: 1612

01:10:11,329 --> 01:10:11,809

-: 2025

It's

: 1613

01:10:12,219 --> 01:10:14,429

the Archangel we parented all along

: 1614

01:10:18,794 --> 01:10:22,064

-: 2025

doctor tells us that her name is Dawn,

: 1615

01:10:22,994 --> 01:10:27,584

uh, she was involved with

Senator Houston, and she's

: 1616

01:10:27,584 --> 01:10:29,104

remembering all this stuff, right?

: 1617

01:10:29,474 --> 01:10:33,604

So we're getting her backstory

and exposition from the

: 1618

01:10:33,614 --> 01:10:35,484

doctor rather than her?

: 1619

01:10:36,364 --> 01:10:38,324

-: 2025

Which is wild, but,

: 1620

01:10:38,424 --> 01:10:38,934

-: 2025

: 1621

01:10:39,324 --> 01:10:39,884

-: 2025

: 1622

01:10:40,129 --> 01:10:40,759

-: 2025

: 1623

01:10:41,318 --> 01:10:47,109

Um, she's really worried about Senator

Huston and his whole thing, and they've

: 1624

01:10:47,619 --> 01:10:51,029

fabricated her past as Lila Maxwell.

: 1625

01:10:51,829 --> 01:10:53,579

Uh, someone did.

: 1626

01:10:54,439 --> 01:10:57,039

I don't know if they know

it's Rossiter yet, do they?

: 1627

01:10:57,929 --> 01:10:58,839

I can't remember.

: 1628

01:10:58,934 --> 01:11:01,504

-: 2025

can't, this was not, that whole

: 1629

01:11:01,524 --> 01:11:05,184

thing was kind of murky and not

well explained in my opinion.

: 1630

01:11:05,289 --> 01:11:08,919

-: 2025

they connect it because he, Archangel has

: 1631

01:11:08,919 --> 01:11:11,289

like access to the Senator's schedule.

: 1632

01:11:11,969 --> 01:11:14,379

And he sees that he's at Ross Air.

: 1633

01:11:14,464 --> 01:11:16,874

Yeah,

: 1634

01:11:17,754 --> 01:11:21,954

and then we know Rossiter runs

Ross Air, so that's how we

: 1635

01:11:21,954 --> 01:11:24,104

make all the leaps to this.

: 1636

01:11:25,064 --> 01:11:28,614

-: 2025

And then I have, um, Hawk goes

: 1637

01:11:28,614 --> 01:11:31,784

to see Dawn, angst ensues.

: 1638

01:11:32,524 --> 01:11:32,884

-: 2025

: 1639

01:11:37,764 --> 01:11:38,174

So,

: 1640

01:11:38,369 --> 01:11:39,689

-: 2025

can someone elaborate?

: 1641

01:11:41,094 --> 01:11:45,874

-: 2025

like apologizes to Hawk that, oh

: 1642

01:11:45,874 --> 01:11:49,234

wait, I remembered I'm actually

in love with someone else,

: 1643

01:11:49,269 --> 01:11:49,659

-: 2025

Right.

: 1644

01:11:50,324 --> 01:11:55,644

-: 2025

uh, You know, that whole relationship

: 1645

01:11:55,644 --> 01:11:59,514

was so wonderful to me, even though

he tried to have my memory wiped.

: 1646

01:12:02,604 --> 01:12:08,084

And, oh, yeah, I also remember

that he's going to let Ross Eyre

: 1647

01:12:08,104 --> 01:12:12,044

sell this equipment to these

terrorists, so she also remembers it.

: 1648

01:12:12,044 --> 01:12:13,770

And, yeah.

: 1649

01:12:13,770 --> 01:12:17,223

Oh, yeah, we're getting

: 1650

01:12:17,439 --> 01:12:19,459

-: 2025

and I think that's one of the reasons

: 1651

01:12:19,469 --> 01:12:24,544

why she's wiped not just because of

being Mm hmm The mistress, but also

: 1652

01:12:24,604 --> 01:12:28,294

she knows this, this information

and could use it to blackmail him.

: 1653

01:12:28,809 --> 01:12:33,139

-: 2025

Hey, remember when, um, you

: 1654

01:12:33,139 --> 01:12:37,539

couldn't be president if you

tried to buy the election?

: 1655

01:12:38,689 --> 01:12:45,709

Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha Good time

: 1656

01:12:45,759 --> 01:12:48,259

-: 2025

back to fun, back to fun eighties,

: 1657

01:12:48,299 --> 01:12:50,599

zoomie helicopters, ladies and gentlemen.

: 1658

01:12:52,269 --> 01:12:53,929

Yes, yep,

: 1659

01:12:54,749 --> 01:12:55,139

-: 2025

: 1660

01:12:55,244 --> 01:12:56,914

-: 2025

Oh, yeah, go ahead,

: 1661

01:12:57,889 --> 01:13:01,689

-: 2025

if she's willing to like get vengeance

: 1662

01:13:01,849 --> 01:13:06,109

on Ross Eyre and Houston and stop him.

: 1663

01:13:06,469 --> 01:13:08,939

And that's when we finally get Airwolf.

: 1664

01:13:08,939 --> 01:13:15,719

So the firm stretch limo pulls

up to Ross Eyre and I guess

: 1665

01:13:15,739 --> 01:13:16,979

we're just going to let them in.

: 1666

01:13:17,544 --> 01:13:18,034

-: 2025

totally.

: 1667

01:13:19,544 --> 01:13:19,614

-: 2025

: 1668

01:13:19,614 --> 01:13:19,794

mean

: 1669

01:13:19,794 --> 01:13:22,004

he is in an official limo.

: 1670

01:13:22,134 --> 01:13:22,734

-: 2025

: 1671

01:13:22,754 --> 01:13:27,144

If I'm a gate guy and a white

stretch limousine pulls up, I'm

: 1672

01:13:27,144 --> 01:13:29,424

going to be like, yeah, yeah.

: 1673

01:13:29,454 --> 01:13:30,144

Come on in.

: 1674

01:13:30,714 --> 01:13:32,984

-: 2025

With driven by a hot lady and

: 1675

01:13:32,984 --> 01:13:34,564

the license plate is firm one.

: 1676

01:13:35,164 --> 01:13:35,504

Forget

: 1677

01:13:35,693 --> 01:13:37,534

-: 2025

Also, when he walks in, I don't know

: 1678

01:13:37,534 --> 01:13:42,204

if you guys noticed, he gives his full

name, and that is what is his full

: 1679

01:13:42,204 --> 01:13:47,793

name in, like, the descriptions of

the show, Michael Coldsmith Briggs.

: 1680

01:13:47,794 --> 01:13:51,064

So he's just throwing around

that that's who he is.

: 1681

01:13:52,574 --> 01:13:54,574

-: 2025

Which is like such a bomb name.

: 1682

01:13:54,584 --> 01:13:57,384

Like I hate that we've been calling

him Archangel when we could be

: 1683

01:13:57,384 --> 01:13:59,844

calling him Michael Coldsmith Briggs.

: 1684

01:14:00,114 --> 01:14:02,374

-: 2025

Or even just Briggs, Briggs is cool.

: 1685

01:14:02,734 --> 01:14:03,964

-: 2025

Briggs is cool.

: 1686

01:14:04,014 --> 01:14:06,304

-: 2025

of those people, like he's got

: 1687

01:14:06,304 --> 01:14:08,514

three last names for a name.

: 1688

01:14:08,914 --> 01:14:10,544

Cause Michael could be a last name,

: 1689

01:14:10,614 --> 01:14:11,034

-: 2025

Yeah,

: 1690

01:14:11,584 --> 01:14:12,744

-: 2025

Yeah, or a middle name if

: 1691

01:14:12,744 --> 01:14:13,834

you're Jan Michael Vincent.

: 1692

01:14:13,974 --> 01:14:14,443

You know what I'm

: 1693

01:14:14,443 --> 01:14:14,684

saying?

: 1694

01:14:14,964 --> 01:14:15,344

-: 2025

true.

: 1695

01:14:15,924 --> 01:14:16,574

-: 2025

: 1696

01:14:16,604 --> 01:14:19,064

-: 2025

Or like, you know, a boomer mom.

: 1697

01:14:19,524 --> 01:14:20,044

Hey Jan.

: 1698

01:14:24,354 --> 01:14:27,854

-: 2025

so Archangel confronts the Senator

: 1699

01:14:27,854 --> 01:14:33,004

and Rossiter, and then they bring

in Dawn and you know, the jig is up,

: 1700

01:14:33,514 --> 01:14:38,294

uh, Archangel is gonna bring

the legal system into this, and

: 1701

01:14:38,294 --> 01:14:40,284

Rossiter calls for his lawyer.

: 1702

01:14:40,914 --> 01:14:44,644

I love that he calls for his lawyer,

and you might think for a second

: 1703

01:14:44,644 --> 01:14:45,804

he's really getting his lawyer.

: 1704

01:14:46,234 --> 01:14:52,244

And while the lawyer is coming,

the senator is just, like, still

: 1705

01:14:52,244 --> 01:14:53,984

incriminating himself the whole

: 1706

01:14:53,984 --> 01:14:54,344

time.

: 1707

01:14:54,634 --> 01:14:55,114

-: 2025

hmm.

: 1708

01:14:57,544 --> 01:15:00,874

-: 2025

his guilt in front of all these people.

: 1709

01:15:00,904 --> 01:15:05,104

But, jokes on you guys, it

doesn't matter because that

: 1710

01:15:05,104 --> 01:15:07,193

wasn't really my lawyer I called.

: 1711

01:15:07,204 --> 01:15:07,664

Ha ha

: 1712

01:15:08,004 --> 01:15:08,384

-: 2025

Ha ha!

: 1713

01:15:09,534 --> 01:15:10,054

-: 2025

: 1714

01:15:10,244 --> 01:15:14,279

-: 2025

was a dude with a gun, what?

: 1715

01:15:14,314 --> 01:15:15,044

-: 2025

: 1716

01:15:15,294 --> 01:15:15,724

-: 2025

Yep.

: 1717

01:15:16,404 --> 01:15:17,644

More goons!

: 1718

01:15:18,976 --> 01:15:23,956

-: 2025

goon leaves, um, Caitlin does a fake out.

: 1719

01:15:23,966 --> 01:15:27,866

This is like the only thing useful

she gets to do in the whole episode,

: 1720

01:15:28,586 --> 01:15:30,066

where she like pretends to faint,

: 1721

01:15:30,116 --> 01:15:31,436

-: 2025

Yeah, it's cool.

: 1722

01:15:31,856 --> 01:15:34,476

-: 2025

the guy, but that's it.

: 1723

01:15:34,526 --> 01:15:36,196

That's like all we get from our girl.

: 1724

01:15:36,246 --> 01:15:36,556

-: 2025

Yep.

: 1725

01:15:36,636 --> 01:15:36,856

just

: 1726

01:15:36,856 --> 01:15:41,206

scra just gets a distraction, just

enough to knock a gun out of a hand

: 1727

01:15:41,206 --> 01:15:44,836

and trigger the air wolf chase.

: 1728

01:15:45,476 --> 01:15:45,946

-: 2025

: 1729

01:15:45,996 --> 01:15:46,286

So the

: 1730

01:15:46,286 --> 01:15:50,616

goons leave, Hawk gets in

the airwolf take flight.

: 1731

01:15:50,616 --> 01:15:52,811

And.

: 1732

01:15:52,811 --> 01:15:53,161

-: 2025

Yep.

: 1733

01:15:53,581 --> 01:15:53,961

And,

: 1734

01:15:54,176 --> 01:15:55,166

-: 2025

them and that's it.

: 1735

01:15:55,196 --> 01:15:55,786

It's over.

: 1736

01:15:55,806 --> 01:15:57,746

The zoomies are over so fast.

: 1737

01:15:57,951 --> 01:15:59,391

-: 2025

Yeah, it's really quick.

: 1738

01:15:59,391 --> 01:16:01,571

The A 16 gets blown out of the sky.

: 1739

01:16:02,531 --> 01:16:03,371

resigns.

: 1740

01:16:03,876 --> 01:16:05,146

Dawn breaks up with him.

: 1741

01:16:06,316 --> 01:16:06,806

-: 2025

: 1742

01:16:06,916 --> 01:16:11,176

She comes by Santini air to like,

I'm going back to Washington.

: 1743

01:16:12,311 --> 01:16:12,701

-: 2025

: 1744

01:16:12,701 --> 01:16:15,631

-: 2025

wrote my last sentence says, this

: 1745

01:16:15,631 --> 01:16:17,841

is the saddest season finale ever.

: 1746

01:16:18,706 --> 01:16:19,386

-: 2025

: 1747

01:16:20,401 --> 01:16:21,401

-: 2025

forgot that this was a

: 1748

01:16:21,431 --> 01:16:22,531

season finale.

: 1749

01:16:22,591 --> 01:16:23,741

It ends on a

: 1750

01:16:23,741 --> 01:16:24,821

hug freeze frame.

: 1751

01:16:25,329 --> 01:16:25,941

-: 2025

: 1752

01:16:26,281 --> 01:16:26,611

Yeah.

: 1753

01:16:26,611 --> 01:16:27,481

it does.

: 1754

01:16:28,321 --> 01:16:29,471

-: 2025

: 1755

01:16:29,631 --> 01:16:30,281

Yeah.

: 1756

01:16:30,411 --> 01:16:33,721

-: 2025

was too busy, like, being nostalgic,

: 1757

01:16:34,001 --> 01:16:39,101

because the senator actually gets, like,

charged for his crimes and steps down,

: 1758

01:16:39,291 --> 01:16:41,841

-: 2025

remember a world where that could happen.

: 1759

01:16:42,211 --> 01:16:45,021

-: 2025

80s, the time of innocence and cocaine.

: 1760

01:16:45,381 --> 01:16:46,411

-: 2025

But, isn't that when

: 1761

01:16:46,411 --> 01:16:48,131

Regan happened too, so?

: 1762

01:16:49,526 --> 01:16:49,986

-: 2025

: 1763

01:16:49,996 --> 01:16:51,666

it might have been right

around this time too.

: 1764

01:16:51,676 --> 01:16:51,746

I

: 1765

01:16:51,746 --> 01:16:53,246

don't remember dates very well, but

: 1766

01:16:54,911 --> 01:16:57,811

-: 2025

And that dude ruined everything.

: 1767

01:16:57,941 --> 01:17:00,331

Literally everything.

: 1768

01:17:00,331 --> 01:17:00,821

-: 2025

: 1769

01:17:00,851 --> 01:17:02,461

So this was kind of a bummer.

: 1770

01:17:03,086 --> 01:17:04,106

-: 2025

Yeah, dude.

: 1771

01:17:04,246 --> 01:17:09,456

It's, and like, and, you know, he was

doing the steely eyed smarmy thing all

: 1772

01:17:09,456 --> 01:17:11,296

the way up to the end, you know, it

: 1773

01:17:11,296 --> 01:17:15,286

wasn't even really convincing, you

know, like you have this hot lady

: 1774

01:17:15,286 --> 01:17:19,136

who obviously likes you, and you're

just kind of squinting at her.

: 1775

01:17:19,701 --> 01:17:20,800

-: 2025

: 1776

01:17:20,951 --> 01:17:21,961

that's the thing.

: 1777

01:17:22,021 --> 01:17:25,581

And one of my things I read about Jan

Michael Vincent, they were like, Oh,

: 1778

01:17:25,631 --> 01:17:27,800

he had stunning piercing blue eyes.

: 1779

01:17:27,811 --> 01:17:31,871

And I was like, God, you would

not know it in this episode.

: 1780

01:17:32,636 --> 01:17:34,226

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do actually need to see

: 1781

01:17:34,226 --> 01:17:35,976

the eyes to be pierced by

: 1782

01:17:36,216 --> 01:17:36,316

them.

: 1783

01:17:36,656 --> 01:17:37,156

Like,

: 1784

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: 1785

01:17:39,266 --> 01:17:39,446

Ugh.

: 1786

01:17:40,436 --> 01:17:43,056

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was very little character development

: 1787

01:17:44,066 --> 01:17:44,476

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Yeah, and

: 1788

01:17:44,476 --> 01:17:44,996

we don't

: 1789

01:17:45,016 --> 01:17:45,476

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: 1790

01:17:45,666 --> 01:17:46,896

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and we don't get to see much of

: 1791

01:17:46,896 --> 01:17:51,836

Dom at the end either like Ernest

Borgdine He he really sparked

: 1792

01:17:51,846 --> 01:17:54,256

a lot of fun into this show.

: 1793

01:17:54,856 --> 01:17:55,296

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: 1794

01:17:56,276 --> 01:18:00,356

Like, I hate to say it, but.

: 1795

01:18:02,156 --> 01:18:04,216

He's kind of charming, a little bit.

: 1796

01:18:04,216 --> 01:18:05,031

He's

: 1797

01:18:05,031 --> 01:18:06,776

a little charmed.

: 1798

01:18:07,076 --> 01:18:09,796

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was, you know, even when he was

: 1799

01:18:09,796 --> 01:18:13,076

like over the top about some

stuff, it was funny because he's

: 1800

01:18:13,256 --> 01:18:14,096

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Mm hmm.

: 1801

01:18:14,866 --> 01:18:16,596

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Right, and he does like a lot

: 1802

01:18:16,596 --> 01:18:19,626

of fun He His eyebrows have

: 1803

01:18:19,946 --> 01:18:20,516

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: 1804

01:18:21,256 --> 01:18:21,666

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True.

: 1805

01:18:21,776 --> 01:18:22,896

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And, um,

: 1806

01:18:23,496 --> 01:18:25,726

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a very expressive face, like he

: 1807

01:18:25,726 --> 01:18:27,901

can like bug out his little eyeballs And

: 1808

01:18:27,901 --> 01:18:31,166

you're like, ah, look at Dom,

he's freaking out, you know?

: 1809

01:18:31,186 --> 01:18:31,566

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Yep

: 1810

01:18:32,206 --> 01:18:33,866

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know he can voice act because he was

: 1811

01:18:33,866 --> 01:18:36,686

Mermaid Man for all of our childhoods.

: 1812

01:18:36,796 --> 01:18:37,286

Like.

: 1813

01:18:38,036 --> 01:18:43,476

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Yeah, guys, you know, I we can say we

: 1814

01:18:43,476 --> 01:18:48,856

it kind of feels like we're wrapping up

air wolf but we still have a Non season

: 1815

01:18:48,856 --> 01:18:52,336

season to to roll through to mash through.

: 1816

01:18:52,806 --> 01:18:55,606

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Yeah, Airwolf, the return,

: 1817

01:18:56,006 --> 01:18:56,816

I guess.

: 1818

01:18:57,591 --> 01:18:58,521

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: 1819

01:18:58,566 --> 01:19:01,046

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now Because this is a reboot.

: 1820

01:19:01,066 --> 01:19:02,796

Do we watch the first one?

: 1821

01:19:02,796 --> 01:19:03,746

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: 1822

01:19:03,891 --> 01:19:04,121

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know what?

: 1823

01:19:04,121 --> 01:19:04,661

I mean?

: 1824

01:19:05,581 --> 01:19:07,131

I almost feel like we should

: 1825

01:19:07,326 --> 01:19:09,626

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we need to set the table again?

: 1826

01:19:10,871 --> 01:19:12,171

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Perhaps we should.

: 1827

01:19:12,351 --> 01:19:12,491

I

: 1828

01:19:12,506 --> 01:19:15,606

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Beth, so we will bow to your decision.

: 1829

01:19:16,821 --> 01:19:19,001

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Um, you know, I think that

: 1830

01:19:19,001 --> 01:19:21,141

Glo brings a good point.

: 1831

01:19:21,351 --> 01:19:25,001

Um, so I think that it

would make sense for us.

: 1832

01:19:25,756 --> 01:19:30,366

Because we're being introduced to

new characters, and potentially a

: 1833

01:19:30,366 --> 01:19:37,476

lot of new plot devices, it might

make sense for us to reset the table.

: 1834

01:19:37,956 --> 01:19:38,425

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: 1835

01:19:38,631 --> 01:19:40,881

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just for this Do we want to look up how

: 1836

01:19:40,881 --> 01:19:43,001

many episodes are in this last season?

: 1837

01:19:43,001 --> 01:19:43,096

You

: 1838

01:19:43,636 --> 01:19:44,566

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I think I'm still on the

: 1839

01:19:44,776 --> 01:19:46,066

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are in season four?

: 1840

01:19:46,776 --> 01:19:49,596

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page, so I can do that pretty quick.

: 1841

01:19:50,726 --> 01:19:56,446

Na na na na na, na na na

na na, na na na na What!

: 1842

01:19:57,076 --> 01:19:59,686

IMDB only has the first three seasons.

: 1843

01:20:00,126 --> 01:20:01,576

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Oh, so it doesn't even count?

: 1844

01:20:02,566 --> 01:20:03,196

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: 1845

01:20:03,576 --> 01:20:04,766

It looks like it's 24

: 1846

01:20:04,766 --> 01:20:05,626

episodes.

: 1847

01:20:05,856 --> 01:20:06,306

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: 1848

01:20:06,376 --> 01:20:07,296

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still mash through it.

: 1849

01:20:07,306 --> 01:20:10,856

Even, you know, we'll

be able to hit a couple.

: 1850

01:20:11,636 --> 01:20:11,776

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: 1851

01:20:11,906 --> 01:20:12,736

Oh, I found it!

: 1852

01:20:12,776 --> 01:20:13,246

I found it!

: 1853

01:20:13,316 --> 01:20:14,236

Oh, uh oh.

: 1854

01:20:14,686 --> 01:20:16,276

Nope, not telling anybody.

: 1855

01:20:16,476 --> 01:20:17,406

I spoiled a thing

: 1856

01:20:17,516 --> 01:20:18,536

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Okay, don't, don't,

: 1857

01:20:19,206 --> 01:20:19,646

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: 1858

01:20:21,766 --> 01:20:23,436

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it's just from the first episode.

: 1859

01:20:24,226 --> 01:20:24,846

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: 1860

01:20:24,916 --> 01:20:25,316

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Okay.

: 1861

01:20:25,316 --> 01:20:25,836

Alright.

: 1862

01:20:25,896 --> 01:20:26,306

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: 1863

01:20:27,026 --> 01:20:27,506

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So we

: 1864

01:20:27,506 --> 01:20:29,546

don't need to, to mash for this one.

: 1865

01:20:29,546 --> 01:20:30,956

We're just gonna keep going.

: 1866

01:20:31,226 --> 01:20:32,166

Does it have a name?

: 1867

01:20:32,166 --> 01:20:33,496

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Oh, the episode?

: 1868

01:20:34,226 --> 01:20:36,316

I should have looked at

that while I was Okay,

: 1869

01:20:36,326 --> 01:20:36,786

hang on.

: 1870

01:20:36,856 --> 01:20:37,086

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: 1871

01:20:37,316 --> 01:20:37,946

I got it.

: 1872

01:20:37,996 --> 01:20:38,686

I got it.

: 1873

01:20:39,791 --> 01:20:41,021

It is

: 1874

01:20:41,731 --> 01:20:42,761

Blackjack.

: 1875

01:20:43,496 --> 01:20:44,106

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: 1876

01:20:44,726 --> 01:20:45,566

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Oh no.

: 1877

01:20:46,261 --> 01:20:47,191

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: 1878

01:20:47,416 --> 01:20:48,946

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this mean that we need Benon

: 1879

01:20:48,946 --> 01:20:52,116

to tell us about the hundred

lives of Black Jack Savage?

: 1880

01:20:52,156 --> 01:20:52,546

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: 1881

01:20:52,546 --> 01:20:53,126

hope not.

: 1882

01:20:53,271 --> 01:20:53,761

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we don't.

: 1883

01:20:54,491 --> 01:20:55,741

We do not need that.

: 1884

01:20:55,841 --> 01:20:57,561

Don't you worry about that.

: 1885

01:20:58,300 --> 01:21:04,961

Um, do you want me to

read to you the synopsis?

: 1886

01:21:04,976 --> 01:21:05,806

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Yes, please.

: 1887

01:21:05,806 --> 01:21:07,381

No!

: 1888

01:21:07,381 --> 01:21:08,956

No!

: 1889

01:21:09,241 --> 01:21:13,311

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critically injured and Dominic is killed

: 1890

01:21:15,401 --> 01:21:23,111

Yeah, yeah Dominic's niece Jo, Major

Mike Rivers, and Jason Locke from

: 1891

01:21:23,111 --> 01:21:26,951

the company use Airwolf to rescue St.

: 1892

01:21:26,961 --> 01:21:27,561

John.

: 1893

01:21:27,796 --> 01:21:27,896

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Sinjin!

: 1894

01:21:29,376 --> 01:21:30,386

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: 1895

01:21:30,656 --> 01:21:33,646

Did they say The company?

: 1896

01:21:34,701 --> 01:21:35,791

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the company.

: 1897

01:21:36,316 --> 01:21:38,206

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The Firm, my friends.

: 1898

01:21:42,046 --> 01:21:44,206

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wait, whoa.

: 1899

01:21:44,531 --> 01:21:46,481

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stupid synopsis

: 1900

01:21:46,675 --> 01:21:47,376

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: 1901

01:21:47,451 --> 01:21:48,441

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a dummy.

: 1902

01:21:48,996 --> 01:21:52,046

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My world is rocked right now, guys.

: 1903

01:21:52,091 --> 01:21:52,871

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Yeah, I'm really

: 1904

01:21:53,206 --> 01:21:55,516

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But also, we, we missed the,

: 1905

01:21:55,526 --> 01:21:57,976

the Sinjin episode, right?

: 1906

01:21:58,006 --> 01:22:00,686

Cause there was like, supposed

to be a really big background

: 1907

01:22:00,696 --> 01:22:05,216

episode that, I feel like maybe

if, if we do a back, you know, a

: 1908

01:22:05,336 --> 01:22:06,336

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: 1909

01:22:06,336 --> 01:22:06,756

so.

: 1910

01:22:07,151 --> 01:22:09,321

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yes, I think I would agree.

: 1911

01:22:09,471 --> 01:22:10,151

I would agree on

: 1912

01:22:10,151 --> 01:22:10,381

that

: 1913

01:22:10,481 --> 01:22:11,371

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might be a good one.

: 1914

01:22:11,931 --> 01:22:12,811

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Renaissance or

: 1915

01:22:13,091 --> 01:22:13,711

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Mm hmm.

: 1916

01:22:15,341 --> 01:22:15,761

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But yeah,

: 1917

01:22:16,171 --> 01:22:18,371

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And, you know, if anybody in the Discord

: 1918

01:22:18,381 --> 01:22:24,541

is an Airwolf connoisseur and knows that

we missed a very good episode of Airwolf,

: 1919

01:22:24,911 --> 01:22:26,671

we'd be open to suggestions.

: 1920

01:22:26,796 --> 01:22:27,861

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: 1921

01:22:28,541 --> 01:22:34,921

I can think of one person in our Discord

who may or may not have recently watched.

: 1922

01:22:35,366 --> 01:22:38,346

All through, uh, Airwolf.

: 1923

01:22:38,541 --> 01:22:39,361

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All right.

: 1924

01:22:39,616 --> 01:22:41,016

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Someone outed themselves,

: 1925

01:22:41,016 --> 01:22:43,076

so we expect to, hear your favorite.

: 1926

01:22:43,636 --> 01:22:44,226

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: 1927

01:22:44,386 --> 01:22:45,336

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: 1928

01:22:45,425 --> 01:22:47,126

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embarrass them by shouting them out,

: 1929

01:22:47,146 --> 01:22:49,796

but, yeah, they know who they are, so,

: 1930

01:22:50,306 --> 01:22:51,536

we're expecting input.

: 1931

01:22:52,516 --> 01:22:53,136

No pressure.

: 1932

01:22:53,136 --> 01:22:53,806

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: 1933

01:22:53,856 --> 01:22:54,076

We,

: 1934

01:22:54,196 --> 01:22:54,606

we did

: 1935

01:22:54,606 --> 01:22:54,866

it.

: 1936

01:22:55,376 --> 01:22:56,516

Another episode.

: 1937

01:22:56,756 --> 01:22:57,476

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we did it.

: 1938

01:22:58,175 --> 01:23:03,856

Um, that was kind of a bummer one,

but I hope you guys liked it anyway.

: 1939

01:23:03,976 --> 01:23:04,146

We

: 1940

01:23:04,146 --> 01:23:05,776

did tell you about a penis,

: 1941

01:23:06,011 --> 01:23:06,671

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not a bummer.

: 1942

01:23:06,671 --> 01:23:09,211

Guys, we laughed the

hardest we have laughed.

: 1943

01:23:09,571 --> 01:23:10,291

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: 1944

01:23:10,421 --> 01:23:11,141

True.

: 1945

01:23:11,271 --> 01:23:12,561

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this was a mountain.

: 1946

01:23:12,631 --> 01:23:16,161

It, you know, it climbed,

it peaked, you know, and

: 1947

01:23:16,306 --> 01:23:16,486

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: 1948

01:23:16,486 --> 01:23:17,175

vallied.

: 1949

01:23:17,561 --> 01:23:18,411

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it vallied.

: 1950

01:23:18,471 --> 01:23:21,771

You know, it was, it was a

good episode of Airwolf, right?

: 1951

01:23:23,611 --> 01:23:26,621

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a good episode of our podcast.

: 1952

01:23:26,666 --> 01:23:28,006

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of our podcast.

: 1953

01:23:28,241 --> 01:23:28,871

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There you go.

: 1954

01:23:29,206 --> 01:23:29,826

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: 1955

01:23:30,406 --> 01:23:30,886

Yeah.

: 1956

01:23:31,996 --> 01:23:36,366

But yeah, I guess we'll see y'all

next week with new characters.

: 1957

01:23:37,106 --> 01:23:41,126

Uh, I'm going to never pronounce St.

: 1958

01:23:41,126 --> 01:23:41,806

John.

: 1959

01:23:42,036 --> 01:23:42,316

St.

: 1960

01:23:42,316 --> 01:23:42,746

John.

: 1961

01:23:43,001 --> 01:23:44,231

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I don't know if I can do it.

: 1962

01:23:44,536 --> 01:23:46,336

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Setting that expectation now.

: 1963

01:23:48,606 --> 01:23:50,206

Have a good week, everybody.

: 1964

01:23:50,206 --> 01:23:51,656

Bye!