Episode 9

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Published on:

6th Mar 2025

S1 E9 Airwolf: Father's Christmas Forceps

On this episode, the girls discuss Ford Pinto's and space canoodling.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Do you want to get us started, Beth?

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Uh, sure.

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Crap, that's not the right notebook.

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Hold on.

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Ha I have to move all of the giant

forceps I got my dad for Christmas.

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Okay, there we go.

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Found it!

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Uh, okay, here we go.

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Welcome to Cool Girls Don't Look at

Explosions, where we watch dude TV, but

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quickly, because we're too busy eating

our Christmas tree shaped zebra cakes.

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So,

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Hell

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

treat time, baby!

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So, this week, we

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Wait, who are you?

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: my

god, I don't know, um, I'm Beth.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

I'm Glo!

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: And

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I'm

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Laura.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

if you are

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

we're talking about, you should listen

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to Laura and Ja'far's

podcast, Who Are You?

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A Sci Fi Watchcast.

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No longer a Babylon 5 only watchcast.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah.

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We had to rebrand for

the big switch over to

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: I'm

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: The best!

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Because

I watched it a couple years ago, and it's

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Oh, I'm so

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

where until you get prompted to

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remember all the things that happened,

especially if you watch it, you know,

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we watch one basically every night.

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Kind of we do the same thing

with Star Trek with Henry.

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We'll sit down and we'll watch dinner and

watch a sci fi or something like that.

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And yeah.

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Yaaas!

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah.

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No, I'm excited, but apparently

everyone has seen it except me.

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So we're going to have

lots of guests on our

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yes!

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Ja'far asked me for

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: both of you, I

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: I'm a

dramatic bitch, so I chose the most

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extra episodes I possibly could.

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Um,

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Okay.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yes, I

watched it when I was just starting high

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school because that's when it dropped.

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And, um, only watched it because

my parents are big fucking nerds.

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So they, they were watching it and

they were like, you gotta watch this.

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That's so good.

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I was like, Oh, yeah.

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So today, we watched season 3,

episode 6, called Kingdom Come.

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It aired in November 2nd, 1985.

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It was directed by Harvey

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S.

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Laidman, also known for directing

Knight Rider, Quantum Leap, the OG

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Incredible Hulk show that scared

the shit out of me as a child.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

yeah, I remember that.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: was terrifying.

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Lou

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Interesting.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: was my

nightmare fuel for a long time.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Lots of body paint, I remember.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

There's a lot of body

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paint.

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Like, as an adult, it's very

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embarrassing that that scared the

crap out of me as a child, but yes,

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there was so and that wig was a mess.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: hmm.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: That's the one

that has the sad walking away song, right?

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That's all I know of the

Incredible Hulk TV show.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Amazing.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: love that.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

Thanks, pop culture.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

Oh, and Seventh Heaven.

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So, just kinda, yeah.

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He

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: what a, what a,

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Uh,

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: what range.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

was by Michael Halperin.

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is also known for Knight Rider,

TNG, The Next Generation,

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um, and, uh, He Man, and the original

Fall Guy that the very charming

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Ryan Gosling movie is based on.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

All right.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Marian

Gosling and Emily Blunt, both of them.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Not

surprised to hear a man came

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yeah, right?

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Okay,

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Okay,

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Jesus.

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Oh,

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God.

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But um, yeah.

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Um, it was written by Michael

Halperin and Rick Kelbaugh.

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Rick Kelbaugh is known for TJ Hooker,

which starred one William Shatner.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Oh,

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Uh, Blue

Thunder, which, judging by the picture,

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is basically, uh, Airwolf, just

with, I don't know, a different name.

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Um, Walker, Texas Ranger, and a

show called Jake and the Fat Man?

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So,

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: I

Feel like Beth you are naming or like

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speed dating shows that we're gonna

be forced to watch at some point.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Oh,

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: think we will

definitely have to do Walker, Texas

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

guys so much Chuck Norris

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Well,

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

No, and,

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: You know, I

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

yeah, I feel like a lot of this is going

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: We'll find out.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

shows my parents had on and I was

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like, vaguely aware of their existence

because you just kind of watched

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whatever TV was on when we were kids.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yeah.

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Yeah.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Right.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: That's

how my dad and I got really close.

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Into Party of Five, because,

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Wow.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Dad!

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Yes!

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: dad, huh?

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I admire that.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

But yeah, so, uh, anyway.

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Thoughts on this episode before we start?

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Well, I'm wondering, guys, like, I

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don't want to give away too much at

the beginning, um, but I watched,

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um, the Roku version of this, and I

usually don't, yeah, okay, and this

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version had a preview of the

episode before the episode,

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and I thought that was so,

like, I thought that I was

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watching the last episode, like,

a last time on kind of deal.

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So, yeah.

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And my other ones didn't

have that, and I was just

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like, Oh no, this thing

happened to Caitlyn, what's

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gonna happen in this episode?

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And then I was watching the

episode, I'm like, No, that's

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happening to Caitlyn right now.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: I, that, no,

that, eh, that happened in the episode in

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the, in the place I watched it as well.

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So.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

I'm not crazy, right?

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Like, having, giving away the plot of

your story is not a typical, thing for

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TV shows, or was that an 80s thing?

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: I wonder

if it's like, you know, your, your

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show is going off and Airwolf is

coming on and they're like, Oh wait,

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stay and watch Airwolf 2 please,

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pretty

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

you know you want to.

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Look at all the drama.

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Ooh.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

now that you mention it, I

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remember shows doing that.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah.

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I don't know that they've all carried

it over on their like DVD or streaming.

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versions, but

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Okay.

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Hehehehe.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: like

when I saw that little intro telling

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us what was going to happen in

this episode, I was like, Oh no,

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what's going to happen to our hot lady

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: another

sexy man, maybe, usurping Hawk's spot?

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was like, oh, what's going on here?

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: I, uh, Hehehehe.

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I just fast forwarded through

it because I didn't want to know

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anything before I watched it.

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So I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

mean, you didn't miss

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anything.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

then watch the episodes.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Well, then you fast forwarded

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right to paratroopers.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: I

did we open on more thieves.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

That's true.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yeah, but but

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

yeah, we had thieves in the last

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: so arguably more

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fun.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah.

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A little bit of

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Mm hmm.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: I think

we still kind of blew things up

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or we at least like, um, shot the

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: shot,

uh, they shot the lock off of

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the, the, to get inside

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door.

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And then they blew up the

door that said, Danger!

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Radioactivity behind, on this

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point.

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And they were like, we don't give a shit.

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Also, we're not wearing

any lead lined clothes.

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And you know, at first you're like,

Okay, well these thieves remembered to

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cover their faces and also their hands.

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Um, unlike the last thieves.

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but

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but then, like, our main thief,

Tracy, whips off her mask dramatically

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while they're still in the building.

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So, like, what?

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: So why?

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Mm hmm.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

even have a mask on?

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

I'm saying, right?

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Bad at thievery.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah.

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And.

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Ladies and gentlemen of the audience,

don't blow up the radioactive door.

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Don't do it.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

This has been a public

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

One thing that I did

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

It just seems like a bad

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: and

the last one, though, is they are pretty

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non sexist with who can be a bad guy.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: That's

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true.

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That

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

There has been at least one token lady

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on every thievery squad.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

this one appears to be the

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leader.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: That's true.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Yep, she is.

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Mm hmm.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

Yeah, she's in charge.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

somehow, under that mask, her

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eyeliner and mascara are perfect?

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So what?

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And her hair?

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah,

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yeah,

did they have that in the 80s?

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah,

so they kidnap a security guard,

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he's like insurance, of course,

and then another security team

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

the white helmet

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yep.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: loading

up our, you know, creepy van.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: The

Stormtroopers, if you will.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: and

then, oops, sorry, you go, yeah.

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Ha ha ha!

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: so we,

we all whip out our guns, because

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of course, and the lead security

guy, we find out he's Sawyer,

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

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And you're just kind of like, Wow,

we're in the dark and she's kind of

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far away and you've just got like

some rickety old gun and you managed

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to just scrape her face a little

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bit.

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Good shooting there, bud.

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I guess.

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And then she whips out a machine gun.

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And shoots back, just like,

spray right across the car,

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

And, um, I did note

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: shows, right?

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: at

this point What did I say?

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Yes, there is some real intense and

weird sexual tension betwixt them.

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Apparently, yeah,

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: You called

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: I'm like,

wait a minute, they are totally into

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each other physically and emotionally.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah.

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I was like, we have so many machine

guns just, like, doing their

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thing, and he doesn't even React,

which makes sense later, but at

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this

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: and we're

in the 80s, you know, they weren't

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even as prevalent as they are now.

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So, Uh, Uh, Just gonna,

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

Oh, too soon, too soon, Beth.

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Know,

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We have a car chase, as you should,

uh, when, you know, You've got bad guys

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escaping, and then the security team just

like, rear ends a Ford Pinto, I guess.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: It

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

Was that the car

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: was

hit, it was struck from behind, so

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it makes sense for it to blow up

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Oh, you're right.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: I've

gotta, I've gotta Google it really

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quick, because I was like, that's

gonna be a bad reference if it wasn't

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

say it's the Ford Pinto.

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and we've got an email address

if anyone wants to correct us.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Do we now?

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Pinto.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Amazing.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

that's why it makes sense.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Excellent sleuthing, ladies.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Oh, that's

just the tip of the sleuthberg, let me

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tell ya.

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There was some googling for

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this episode.

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Uh, but yeah, I, I noted that

the car chase was super fun.

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Um, and yeah, and then we find out

that it's the firm that got broken into

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and their software that's been stolen.

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And again, this seems very familiar.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Mm.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Was

this not what happened last week?

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Like,

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

I mean, yeah, kinda.

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No.

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No, this is Sawyer's

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: into?

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: No, I thought

Sawyer was just the head of security.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Am I wrong?

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yeah.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: But he's not

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working for the firm.

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They have this little

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Okay.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

where they're, he's

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Oh, I didn't

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catch that they

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: yeah,

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yeah.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: maybe, maybe

this is one of the, like the firm's like

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It's one of their

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: owned companies

or something, you know, like maybe

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Like, legitimate businesses?

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Yeah,

cause it, he said that he works for Sawyer

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah.

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they named GoCo as a contractor, a

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government contractor, who makes nuclear.

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:

Devices, so you guys might be right.

334

:

Maybe I just missed that that

we're working with the firm again

335

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

think we're working with a

336

:

firm again, but it sounds like

337

:

Goku owns the company.

338

:

And, um, that's canon

and I'm sticking with it.

339

:

And, yeah.

340

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Okay.

341

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah, I think

it's supposed to all be like there's this

342

:

shadowy web of all these companies who

do things for the government and the firm

343

:

has their hands and everywhere and they

get called in when there's a problem or

344

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

I think you're right.

345

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: gotta

be real stressed out then.

346

:

I wonder what his blood pressure's

347

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Mm hmm.

348

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah.

349

:

I didn't, uh, go back and

check for eyepatch continuity,

350

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: It's always

351

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

it's oh it was on his left this time.

352

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yes.

353

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Okay.

354

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Um.

355

:

Yes, so we find out it's the

firm, um, and Sawyer and Archangel

356

:

agree that it's probably an

inside job based on the evidence.

357

:

And we're just like sitting

here like, okay, what?

358

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

who who who's on the inside?

359

:

Could he be talking to you right now?

360

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Oh my god,

361

:

spoilers,

362

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

in the room

363

:

with us?

364

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: We can't reveal.

365

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Gosh,

Archangel's just not very smart,

366

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

really needs that, that, uh, rocket

367

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: I don't think,

368

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

with two doofuses driving it.

369

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: yeah.

370

:

I feel like Archangel should

just give everything over

371

:

to his very competent second

372

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

No, but she seems, you're right

373

:

when you say very competent.

374

:

Yeah.

375

:

And she doesn't die.

376

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: it, yeah.

377

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: is also a hot

378

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Yeah.

379

:

She's a,

380

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: like

surrounded by really smart hot

381

:

ladies at all times.

382

:

Yeah.

383

:

Is this just the three

384

:

stooges of the 80s?

385

:

I mean, we've got three

doofuses in the lead.

386

:

Like, what?

387

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Mm-hmm

388

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: of them already

389

:

poked

390

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

them already poked his eye out.

391

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

You're correct!

392

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

They're constantly like, oh,

393

:

I, I oughta at each other.

394

:

Like, come

395

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Oh,

396

:

Beth, you really need to find a

397

:

Three Stooges drop for this part.

398

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah.

399

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: And so

then, uh, you find out that Sawyer,

400

:

who is a smartass, was in the firm.

401

:

And then he left because he was.

402

:

Too much of a smartass,

essentially, as far as I can

403

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Michael says, Michael says, quote,

404

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

Too, mu Too much

405

:

for the,

406

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

program, could you, Sawyer?

407

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yeah.

408

:

And so he's like, No, cause none

of you appreciate my sarcasm.

409

:

Or whatever the fuck.

410

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: and.

411

:

And Hawk some shit about working with

the firm and he's like, yeah, you're with

412

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: You

work for the man now, bro?

413

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: hmm.

414

:

Heh heh

415

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: yeah.

416

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: then, Hawk

and, uh, Dom are both like, Yeah, so

417

:

this was definitely an inside job, huh?

418

:

Everyone's like, mhm.

419

:

And we're still like,

how do you know that?

420

:

Can you please just give us some evidence?

421

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah, and

why would you let anyone who was on the

422

:

inside walk away from this conversation?

423

:

Like, why are they not in handcuffs?

424

:

And why are they not going down to

the unlit room with the one light

425

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

But the security company couldn't be

426

:

the one to not secure th the place.

427

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Because

they're the security company.

428

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: derp.

429

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Um, yeah.

430

:

So Archangel sends our fellas

off to find the thermonuclear

431

:

detonators that were, uh, stolen.

432

:

There were 200 of them.

433

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah.

434

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Bright

435

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

yellow case that was like

436

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Because they all have low

437

:

level radioactive isotopes that

Airwolf can detect from the air.

438

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yep!

439

:

And nothing else is radioactive.

440

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

No, we find, yeah,

441

:

we, and we find,

442

:

we find that they have a hard

443

:

time finding these

444

:

things because they're, like, finding

x ray places and things like that.

445

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yeah!

446

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

Yeah, it's pretty funny.

447

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

And then, we cut to a yacht.

448

:

And we find Sawyer!

449

:

Sawyer!

450

:

In a warm embrace with Tracy, the crime

lady, and they're clearly, like, together.

451

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

I forgot her name was Tracy,

452

:

or I just didn't pick it

up, so I just call her Scar.

453

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: yes.

454

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: never

455

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

So Scar and Mufasa

456

:

are passionately embraced.

457

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

This is not AO3 glow.

458

:

But, um, I guarantee that fanfic

exists though, that's, yeah.

459

:

Anyway,

460

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

For visuals for those at home,

461

:

there is just a really poorly drawn

on scar on her beautiful face,

462

:

just right, that highlights and

accents the angle of her cheekbones.

463

:

Cuz

464

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: yeah.

465

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: well,

if you're going to take that shot,

466

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: make

467

:

it look like highlighter.

468

:

Shit.

469

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

You can't not look pretty.

470

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yes.

471

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: yeah, yeah,

472

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Mm hmm.

473

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: that's the

ultimate lady sin, not look pretty, yeah.

474

:

of Ultimate Sins, uh, for some

reason Sawyer wants to get

475

:

to Airwolf through Caitlin.

476

:

It's a big

477

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Yeah.

478

:

And nothing is really

479

:

revealed yet.

480

:

That's all we know is that he

wants Airwolf and Caitlyn is

481

:

the way he's going to get there.

482

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yeah.

483

:

So then we cut to Caitlyn in the

484

:

coolest jumpsuit.

485

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

not yet.

486

:

First we have, first we

have Airwolf zoomies.

487

:

We have a lot of Airwolf zoomies

488

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: So

489

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

in between scenes here.

490

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Mm hmm.

491

:

Yeah, and this is when Dom is

learning how much irradiation

492

:

is around him at all times.

493

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Yes.

494

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Oh, poor

495

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

Just everywhere.

496

:

Yeah.

497

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

gonna just show up in the next

498

:

episode in a totally lead lined

suit, just I live in here now.

499

:

Um,

500

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah.

501

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: and they are

having absolutely no luck and they're

502

:

sleepy, so they decide to take a nap.

503

:

And then we cut to Caitlyn in

her super fly red jumpsuit.

504

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yes.

505

:

So she's working on the helicopter,

or a helicopter, and the creepy sawyer

506

:

guy, like, demands to know where she is.

507

:

He's like, boy, tell me where

508

:

she's at.

509

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: I

guess she might sound like a boy, but

510

:

like, why would there be a zoomie?

511

:

Pre pubescent boy working on a aircraft?

512

:

I don't know.

513

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: I think this

is a pot shot at the actress and just

514

:

being like, Oh, look at her boyish figure.

515

:

ha

516

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

yeah, Caitlyn's perfect.

517

:

Go to hell.

518

:

You know, all body or good

519

:

body.

520

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: hmm.

521

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Mm hmm.

522

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: then she pops

out and her hair and she's like, oh and

523

:

she realizes she's like some handsome

dude and she Reveals her perfectly coiffed

524

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Mm hmm.

525

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: underneath this

cap and He's all like, oh So you're okay

526

:

And then, like, she's all like, yeah, this

is totally cool and not at all creepy.

527

:

I love this.

528

:

And then, like, he's

like really close to her

529

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Can I get lessons from you,

530

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

And she's like, sure.

531

:

And then he's all like, ooh,

look, your finger's all hurt.

532

:

I'm just gonna, I'm gonna kiss that blood.

533

:

She's right on the

534

:

blood.

535

:

No band aid for you.

536

:

Just blood kisses, baby.

537

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: This

is the biggest suspension of

538

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

Possibly in the entire

539

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: of me.

540

:

That Caitlyn would be totally

cool with all of this.

541

:

Like,

542

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Right,

543

:

not even

544

:

just cool, but like quivering

in her britches like my dude.

545

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

But also Yeah, yeah.

546

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Flooding the

547

:

basement, yeah.

548

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

as far as I can tell, Santini

549

:

Air is not a flight school.

550

:

So like, there's, like, this is so pre

551

:

9 11 of them, like, oh, you

just want to go up in the air?

552

:

Cool.

553

:

Let's

554

:

go.

555

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yeah

And she's just taking him at his

556

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Mm hmm.

557

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: got all

of these, you know, credentials and

558

:

he's like, here are my credentials.

559

:

Smiles.

560

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Yep.

561

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

With the little thing.

562

:

Um.

563

:

anyway.

564

:

Then we cut to Dom and, uh, Hawk.

565

:

Doing some, yeah, having a little nap.

566

:

Well,

567

:

Dom is

568

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: nappy

569

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: a nap.

570

:

Hawk is comically

irritated with Dom snoring.

571

:

Um.

572

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Calls him a moose.

573

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

He calls him a baby

574

:

moose, but it's, but then

I had to look it up, right?

575

:

To see if baby moose, moose, meeses?

576

:

Moose snore.

577

:

And it turns out they

578

:

do.

579

:

Hawk is fairly accurate.

580

:

However, it is much cuter when that

noise comes out of a baby moose.

581

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: for sure.

582

:

For sure.

583

:

For sure.

584

:

Dom needs to get on that CPAP

585

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

Yeah, that man has sleep apnea.

586

:

Let's go.

587

:

Yes.

588

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Wait, I need to

589

:

know when

590

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: for sure.

591

:

I bet he did.

592

:

Yeah

593

:

oh, yeah.

594

:

When was the CPAP invented?

595

:

This

596

:

is

597

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Tangents

with CoolGirlsToLookAtExplosions.

598

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: I

feel like they became popular

599

:

around maybe the 2000s, 2010s?

600

:

And they are life

601

:

changing if you need

602

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

I refuse to

603

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

no jokes about that.

604

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

They were developed in the

605

:

1980s by an Australian doctor.

606

:

But when did they become common?

607

:

The 1990s.

608

:

So, Dom, Dom was a little

bit early for getting his

609

:

CPAP.

610

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: It's okay.

611

:

He was probably around in 1990

612

:

still, so it's fine.

613

:

He got one.

614

:

They could also just fly

to Australia and get one.

615

:

And it would probably only

take them like 30 minutes.

616

:

Yeah,

617

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

Yeah, I mean, it's Airwolf.

618

:

They could get one and then they

could blow up the CPAP factory

619

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Archangel.

620

:

Alright, go fellas.

621

:

I need you to go to Australia.

622

:

Someone blew up the CPAP factory.

623

:

And we, of course, also

own the CPAP factory.

624

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

Yeah, of course they do.

625

:

That's very The

626

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Goku's enemy No,

627

:

okay.

628

:

But yeah, and uh, you know, blah, blah,

blah, boomer humor, blah, blah, blah.

629

:

Meanwhile Sawyer and

630

:

Caitlin are doing a flying lesson.

631

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

about astronaut sex,

632

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah, he brings

that up like not a weird, creepy, weird

633

:

person at all.

634

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: in a tiny space

with this man she barely knows in the air.

635

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

And she's totally fine with

636

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: although

she is a little uncomfortable.

637

:

Yeah.

638

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: We're always

fine with it if they're handsome.

639

:

Yeah, it, no, if, if they're,

if they're handsome, it's

640

:

all fine.

641

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: guys!

642

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: And

I think they're also hinting at the fact

643

:

that like, he definitely already knows

how to fly in a helicopter very well.

644

:

Yeah, like,

645

:

right.

646

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Cause

she's like, Oh, you're a natural and

647

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

And it's like,

648

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

I just love flying so much.

649

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yeah, you

650

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

Like other things I love.

651

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: man,

I'd love to be an astronaut.

652

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

the reason we're talking about

653

:

Astronaut Sex Listener is because he

brings up that there were, NASA was

654

:

apparently doing a study on sex in

anti gravity or something like that.

655

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: They were not.

656

:

I

657

:

googled It It is, in fact, a hoax.

658

:

It would have been, however, A hoax

659

:

that was disseminated to the

general public around:

660

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Through Airwolf.

661

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

Not through Airwolf.

662

:

Crap.

663

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

They're just alluding to the

664

:

preexisting hoax, I hope, but

yeah, no, that's, I do, I do do

665

:

you kind of wonder,

though, for science now?

666

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: yeah.

667

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

I mean, we're humans.

668

:

We'll figure out how to

669

:

do it anywhere.

670

:

It's fine.

671

:

We don't need to test

672

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: in space

for, you know, however long they've

673

:

been in space, working in close

674

:

quarters, probably there have

been spicy times in space.

675

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: so you,

676

:

you guys know that we

677

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

already happened.

678

:

You're right.

679

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: last

time on, because I did catch a specific

680

:

episode that Ben was watching where

they were definitely having zero G sex.

681

:

So, you know, it's scientific, I assume.

682

:

All of the sex that was

happening on the expanse.

683

:

So yeah, let's just ask the boys.

684

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Oh, yeah, sure.

685

:

Right?

686

:

Yeah.

687

:

Ew.

688

:

Ugh.

689

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: so He, yeah,

he calls it a love making experiment,

690

:

and then, uh, she's all like, Uh, haha,

let's turn back, and he's like, oh, to

691

:

be an astronaut, it, where's the quotes?

692

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

She's like, let's stop talking.

693

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yeah, and he

says, um, it'll give new meaning to the

694

:

phrase t minus 20 minutes and holding

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And, uh,

695

:

you know, really what she should have

said in a perfect world in which she

696

:

would have been, you know, um, would

be something along the lines of like,

697

:

you could last 20 minutes, ha ha ha

ha ha ha But, like, she I get hurt,

698

:

and you know, so.

699

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Yeah.

700

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: They are in

701

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

Yes, hi about things.

702

:

and yeah, he's already proven himself

to be a creeper who doesn't understand

703

:

boundaries, nor care about them, so.

704

:

Yes.

705

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: We don't always

get to say the zinger even if we think

706

:

of the zinger, and we definitely don't

707

:

think of the zinger

708

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: we totally don't

reenact it in the shower multiple weeks

709

:

after the incident, that would be wild!

710

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah.

711

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Um, Um,

So then, yeah, so then we catch the

712

:

boat and, uh, Scar and Sawyer are

arguing about Caitlyn and Scar calls

713

:

Sawyer out on his bullshit, um, and

she's all like, What the fuck, man?

714

:

We're together.

715

:

What are you doing over there?

716

:

And he's like, chill, babe.

717

:

And then she smacks him

and then they make out.

718

:

So that's a totally healthy

relationship dynamic.

719

:

Nothing wrong there.

720

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

Yeah, nothing to

721

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: And that's

totally how women react in situations

722

:

like that, especially to a man who go

to a man who, yeah, it's just like,

723

:

yeah, I'm in charge all the time.

724

:

So fuck you.

725

:

This is my operation.

726

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah,

and so then we cut to Caitlin on the

727

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

starting to act a little bit

728

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: So she's,

she's like flying a police chopper

729

:

and she chases this bad guy on a

motorcycle off the road into this

730

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: like inches

inches from the pavement, which is

731

:

like super fucking impressive flying.

732

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah.

733

:

Yeah.

734

:

No, she's, she's really great.

735

:

She like jumps out of the copter

and says her one liner and she's

736

:

like, It points the gun at him and

cut scene and Sawyer shows up at her

737

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: at her

738

:

trailer door,

739

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

and champagne.

740

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

with a basket full

741

:

of alcohol.

742

:

Like,

743

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

didn't even think about that alcohol

744

:

when she's doing stunt flying.

745

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yeah,

746

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Ah!

747

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: because

he's just trying to get her liquored

748

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Cheese, Louise.

749

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

Yeah, I wondered.

750

:

I was like, okay.

751

:

Are we kidnapping her now?

752

:

Because he's got like, you know,

roofies in the Dom Pérignon?

753

:

Uh, but no.

754

:

Instead we go to like a gazebo

on the set or something and

755

:

have a weird conversation where

756

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: But in

the weirdest way possible, Like,

757

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: almost

like she's asking if he was currently

758

:

in a relationship, or have you ever

been in a serious relationship before?

759

:

And it's just like, well,

aren't you guys like At

760

:

least in your late 20s, like, of course

they have, like, if not in their 30s.

761

:

Yeah.

762

:

And you're just like,

763

:

yeah, of course.

764

:

And then he's like, no, I've just

never found the right girl or whatever.

765

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: And then he

says this weird, weirdest fuck thing about

766

:

how like, like if they were in another

country, they'd have to, they'd be married

767

:

by now because they're sharing, yeah.

768

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: To be

in a gazebo with, yeah, and I'm

769

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: there's

literally no reason to go this

770

:

hard on the creep level, bro.

771

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Yeah.

772

:

It just, I don't know if they

were playing up on Caitlin's

773

:

like innocence and she's

just kind of the nice girl.

774

:

Cause I've definitely been caught

in situations like that where,

775

:

you know, I'm just too nice.

776

:

Um, but you know, you also are just like,

777

:

really?

778

:

Caitlin is just going to be taken

in by this guy, like this easily.

779

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah,

it doesn't feel even like they're

780

:

playing into oh, she's too nice.

781

:

It's like they're playing

into she's totally dumb.

782

:

Like from the second she saw him it

seemed like she was enamored with him

783

:

in some way, even though he was acting

784

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: and I

785

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

just atrociously bad.

786

:

Yeah,

787

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: that guy is such

an average looking white guy, like what?

788

:

Are you, what?

789

:

What?

790

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

but there's, he's not, you

791

:

know, he's not striking.

792

:

Right.

793

:

Like he was, he's a good looking guy.

794

:

He could probably, you know,

if you clean them up, he could

795

:

be a Prince looking guy, right?

796

:

He's kind of got that basic.

797

:

Yeah.

798

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

Yeah, like, he's just a basic

799

:

handsome dude.

800

:

It's not like, you can't And the other

thing is like, yeah, it's just so men

801

:

writing what they think the female gaze

802

:

is, and like, my dude, that is like,

you've missed you are not even in the

803

:

same galaxy as the point there, bud.

804

:

Like, nuh uh.

805

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

And I think, I think at this

806

:

point, all three of us can

807

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: yeah, no.

808

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

protective of Caitlyn, like

809

:

protect her at all costs.

810

:

She's,

811

:

we are team Caitlyn.

812

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: We

are a thousand percent Team

813

:

Caitlyn and that man is not good

814

:

enough for her.

815

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: No.

816

:

No.

817

:

There is no amount of handsome that

818

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: I

819

:

know.

820

:

this

821

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: behavior

either, like, you do not show up to

822

:

my workplace unless I say, Hey, come

823

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Exactly.

824

:

Especially in the 80s.

825

:

Like he wouldn't have had

a way to get a hold of her.

826

:

He would have had to do all this

footwork to figure out where she was.

827

:

Basically stalker level shit

to then, and then he'd have

828

:

to talk his way onto the lot.

829

:

Right.

830

:

Find her trailer.

831

:

Like the whole thing is just so

creepy the more you think about it.

832

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Wow.

833

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah, he

mentioned that he has friends in security

834

:

is how he got in and I was thinking

like, Oh, does he like have plants from

835

:

his little organization all around?

836

:

And so he just had some,

837

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: which

838

:

is like, again, just so creepy

because like he installed

839

:

people to watch like um yeah

840

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: It's awful.

841

:

But then for some reason

they go wine and dine

842

:

after this.

843

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: we're just

like we listen and we don't judge

844

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

asking for extra spicy dinner.

845

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yeah.

846

:

And like, I know that it was like

a, ooh, sexy, but I was sitting

847

:

here like, oh my god, yes, Caitlin's

a Spice Girl, hell yeah, dude.

848

:

Um,

849

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

But they also have fancy dancing

850

:

at a Chinese restaurant, which

I thought was interesting.

851

:

You don't see that very often.

852

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: like,

853

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: And I was

like, well, maybe this is like something

854

:

that was the 80s, you know, cause we

didn't have our phones to stare at.

855

:

So they had just

856

:

dance floors and all the

857

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: was

the 80s version of, hey babe,

858

:

look at this cool video I found.

859

:

Like Yeah,

860

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: More dance

861

:

floors though.

862

:

More dance floors in restaurants.

863

:

And like, uh, somebody just playing

the piano off to the side, like.

864

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: I

865

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: hell yeah.

866

:

More jobs

867

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: down with

that, um, yeah, although I did really

868

:

find it very cute that Ja'far, so when

Ja'far was just at a nerd convention.

869

:

Um, and where he played cards

for an entire weekend, like

870

:

Magic the Gathering, but Star

871

:

Wars.

872

:

Um, and like every hour,

873

:

he would send me a kissy face,

a little winky kissy face.

874

:

Like, hey babe, I'm alive.

875

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: cute.

876

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

that's cute.

877

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yes.

878

:

And they couldn't do that in the 80s.

879

:

So let's bring back dancing,

but also keep memes, I

880

:

think.

881

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah, no.

882

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: As a treat.

883

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: We can

884

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

You know what else also

885

:

happened in the eighties?

886

:

People trying to cut in

and steal your dance.

887

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yeah,

so like, everybody else sussed

888

:

out that this dude was a plant,

like, the second he showed up,

889

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Yes, absolutely.

890

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: YeAh.

891

:

And Caitlin like makes a joke about it,

but I don't think she really believed it.

892

:

That he was the

893

:

plant.

894

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: And then,

895

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

there were plenty of good looking

896

:

ladies on that dance floor, and

it's just like he's the only one

897

:

that is being weird and belligerent

about getting a dance from someone.

898

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yeah.

899

:

And like, asking her a

900

:

lot of background questions, like,

so babe, what do you like in a man?

901

:

You

902

:

know, it's just like, it

was really over the top.

903

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Mm-hmm . Mm-hmm

904

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: It was.

905

:

I was like, okay, so this is

obviously one of the goons.

906

:

And, we see that Tracy is also

there having to watch all of this.

907

:

Cause she's

908

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

She looks jelly.

909

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: the dance

910

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

She She's so jelly,

911

:

dude.

912

:

Like, we cannot handle all that jelly.

913

:

But not in like a fun,

Destiny's Child way.

914

:

Um, yeah.

915

:

And then, you know, and they're like

walking past, she's like, Oh ho ho ho ho!

916

:

And they're having such a nice time.

917

:

Um, and Then, are they

flying the next day?

918

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: No.

919

:

And then Airwolf has to refuel, midair.

920

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Thank

921

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: And

then, and then we're back to them again.

922

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah.

923

:

They're supposed to like, make a

final pass over California, I think.

924

:

Before they head to

925

:

but the midair refueling is the

thing you're supposed to really like.

926

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: But the

problem is that we are a post Top Gun

927

:

So, if it's not refueling mid air and

an aggressively homoerotic, topless,

928

:

volleyball beach scene, we don't

929

:

need it.

930

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah.

931

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: nothing.

932

:

I felt nothing for that

933

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: for

934

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: either.

935

:

But, you know.

936

:

Sand.

937

:

Oil.

938

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah.

939

:

So then we cut to back to

Caitlin and Ken flying again.

940

:

And I guess if we had to put a

timeline on this whole relationship,

941

:

is it what, three days long?

942

:

I think, I think, that's what

we're supposed to believe.

943

:

Cause like he meets her, then

they're going to go fly the next day.

944

:

Is there another day

when he meets her on the,

945

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: would have

946

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: the set?

947

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: one, they meet.

948

:

And he licks her blood.

949

:

Um, every single time I mention it

is going to get more ridiculous.

950

:

Um, and then day two, he sexually

harasses her, yes, in the

951

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

First flying lesson.

952

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: And then day

953

:

three, he stalks her at her job.

954

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Okay.

955

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yeah,

956

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Then

they go out to dinner, probably same

957

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: step, Marriage,

958

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Mm

959

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

on maybe day four.

960

:

So

961

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: yeah, so

we're in day four, day three, day,

962

:

day, day three, day three, day four.

963

:

Okay.

964

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: three or four

965

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Within a week.

966

:

Yes.

967

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

extremely short.

968

:

Yes.

969

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Uh, and

apparently the fourth, no, the

970

:

second date is the kidnapping date.

971

:

So that's fun.

972

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Can we take a tangent for a second?

973

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: I love tangents.

974

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

there were a lot of close ups of

975

:

people in this scene, I noticed.

976

:

And can we just assume that,

like, sun protection was not

977

:

a thing for this generation?

978

:

Because like, I'm looking at them

and I know that, like, in my brain,

979

:

they are probably close to my age.

980

:

But they look, their skin looks better.

981

:

Bad.

982

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yeah.

983

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah.

984

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Yeah.

985

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: And probably

986

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yeah.

987

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: right?

988

:

A lot

989

:

of them were probably

990

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Yep.

991

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Right?

992

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Yeah.

993

:

Forgot

994

:

these are boomers.

995

:

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: yeah.

996

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah.

997

:

A lot of things going

on in the air that just,

998

:

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Mm hmm.

999

:

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

our government actually took

:

00:39:13,533 --> 00:39:15,653

some actions to like take away

:

00:39:15,739 --> 00:39:15,929

-:

:

00:39:15,929 --> 00:39:16,849

then there was, like,

:

00:39:17,023 --> 00:39:18,003

-:

:

00:39:18,159 --> 00:39:19,689

-:

it for, like, another month.

:

00:39:19,689 --> 00:39:21,979

Ha ha ha!

:

00:39:21,979 --> 00:39:23,119

Sorry, I'm

:

00:39:23,199 --> 00:39:25,289

gonna We're having fun.

:

00:39:25,599 --> 00:39:26,419

This is fun!

:

00:39:26,619 --> 00:39:27,631

Ha ha

:

00:39:27,854 --> 00:39:30,624

-:

probably, this'll probably air in the, in

:

00:39:30,903 --> 00:39:32,053

-:

We're having fun here.

:

00:39:32,054 --> 00:39:34,604

-:

January times, I would assume.

:

00:39:35,204 --> 00:39:36,644

So we'll see where we're at.

:

00:39:36,804 --> 00:39:38,794

-:

:

00:39:38,794 --> 00:39:41,224

-:

Yeah, yeah, but enjoy your

:

00:39:41,224 --> 00:39:43,284

good skin while you have it, ladies.

:

00:39:43,445 --> 00:39:46,055

-:

mucin, now that I've done enough research

:

00:39:46,055 --> 00:39:47,625

to know that the snails are happy

:

00:39:48,185 --> 00:39:48,755

-:

Oh, are you

:

00:39:48,925 --> 00:39:49,845

-:

:

00:39:50,555 --> 00:39:50,685

Yeah,

:

00:39:51,104 --> 00:39:52,144

-:

:

00:39:52,585 --> 00:39:56,135

-:

yeah, um, it's, it's kind of

:

00:39:56,135 --> 00:39:59,705

lovely, um, yeah, cause, cause the,

:

00:40:00,264 --> 00:40:00,694

-:

:

00:40:00,705 --> 00:40:02,045

-:

snails just get to kind

:

00:40:02,074 --> 00:40:02,674

-:

:

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then they collect the little mucins

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and put it in bottles and shit.

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feel like my skin changed after a second

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baby and it's not the same as it was and

my makeup's not right and my stuff's not

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right anymore and I'm like, what do I do?

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What?

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You are beautiful always.

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You're henry

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dude, my my skin did some weird stuff.

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Like I got skin tags when I was pregnant.

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Yeah Yeah, just a few

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and

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Not, not a ton, but I got

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on my face that just showed up when I was

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pregnant and never went away I think it's

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-:

I love that dark spot

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Oh, thank you.

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Oh no,

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I always think Oh

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00:40:42,116 --> 00:40:45,906

that's so cute Well, it's cute

because it highlights your cheekbone

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Thank you.

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assume it's a beauty mark, but I

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hadn't, I haven't noticed it and I

can't even see it on your camera.

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So I'm just

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-:

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I just look at your face a lot

lovingly and that's the only reason

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I love you

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00:40:58,227 --> 00:41:00,507

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think oh my gosh That's such a cute face.

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there.

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you go.

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See, it's fine.

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And this is what you

don't get on last time on.

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This is why You come here

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-:

Guys are all

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beautiful.

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And so are you, listener.

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Yeah, so are you listener

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Especially you, listener.

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they kidnapped Caitlyn You Um, and

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00:41:20,551 --> 00:41:24,971

he like, kinda does that thing that

psychopaths do, where, like, they're

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00:41:24,971 --> 00:41:28,831

all happy and flirty and then all

of a sudden he, pfft, stone face.

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What's about to happen, Caitlin, has to

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-:

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-:

she doesn't like, immediately

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fight like hell, you know?

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And I feel like, if

you're in that situation,

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know, a fight or flight is gonna kick in.

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Um, probably.

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Exactly!

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I want to remind.

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But also, remember, she's,

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she's in a very small, you know,

there's not much she could do.

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-:

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She's in a tiny aircraft with this

guy, but I just, I don't know, I

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just feel like they, they really

shortchange her a little bit.

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00:42:08,881 --> 00:42:13,191

-:

all of the episodes of 9 1 1, Starring

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00:42:13,221 --> 00:42:20,921

Angela Bassett, As a police officer, When

she is on vacation, She, uh, does always

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00:42:20,921 --> 00:42:23,391

react with her law enforcement training.

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00:42:23,901 --> 00:42:28,681

And I would assume that Caitlin,

also being a badass, would

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00:42:29,441 --> 00:42:30,761

react with her law enforcement

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Mm.

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00:42:32,471 --> 00:42:33,421

Indeed, indeed.

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00:42:33,421 --> 00:42:35,311

-:

Yeah, so they kidnap her and

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00:42:35,311 --> 00:42:38,491

I guess, um, Sawyer sets off,

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00:42:38,617 --> 00:42:40,547

-:

Oh yes, and then the oh my

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00:42:40,891 --> 00:42:41,471

-:

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on the helicopter

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-:

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then we do this, like, really

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00:42:45,295 --> 00:42:47,105

smooth little cut to, like, he

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00:42:47,251 --> 00:42:49,211

-:

just gonna be really annoying and

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00:42:49,211 --> 00:42:50,961

ner Can I be nerdy for a minute?

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00:42:51,231 --> 00:42:52,001

Just a little bit?

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00:42:52,161 --> 00:42:52,551

Okay.

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00:42:53,251 --> 00:42:53,731

Um,

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00:42:53,915 --> 00:42:54,355

-:

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00:42:54,786 --> 00:42:57,826

-:

a really beautiful, beautiful jump cut

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00:42:57,996 --> 00:43:01,616

because keep in mind we're in the 80s.

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00:43:02,046 --> 00:43:06,756

So they had to pan away on real film.

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00:43:07,201 --> 00:43:09,311

They had to do that shot perfectly.

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00:43:09,311 --> 00:43:13,911

They had to mark that and then they had

to pan back and they couldn't necessarily

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00:43:13,951 --> 00:43:16,651

do playback right to like see the spot.

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00:43:16,661 --> 00:43:21,821

So they had to mark it all exactly

perfectly, get the right shots and then

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00:43:21,971 --> 00:43:25,511

physically cut it and tape it together.

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00:43:25,511 --> 00:43:25,731

And

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00:43:25,731 --> 00:43:27,561

like, that's

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00:43:27,571 --> 00:43:30,841

just, that is such beautiful editing.

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00:43:30,851 --> 00:43:33,231

There is truly beautiful.

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00:43:33,906 --> 00:43:35,346

Editing in this episode.

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00:43:35,916 --> 00:43:39,066

Um, it, it really, it gave me goosebumps.

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00:43:39,066 --> 00:43:39,716

Okay, that's it.

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00:43:40,576 --> 00:43:42,016

We can, we can return now.

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-:

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No, I, I didn't know, like, the

complexity of doing that, especially at

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00:43:48,750 --> 00:43:51,690

this time, uh, but I, even I noticed.

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00:43:51,690 --> 00:43:53,460

I was like, oh, that's

pretty smooth, that's neat.

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00:43:53,656 --> 00:43:57,926

-:

film teachers had, like, bits of their

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00:43:57,926 --> 00:44:02,886

fingers, like, They like, had stories

where they chopped off bits of their

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00:44:02,886 --> 00:44:07,326

fingers and just like, taped them back

on with like, film tape or film glue.

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00:44:07,356 --> 00:44:07,506

It's

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00:44:07,506 --> 00:44:10,986

just like, it's fine, you just

glue it back on, no problem.

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00:44:12,825 --> 00:44:16,345

-:

somehow Sawyer has, like, the phone

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00:44:16,355 --> 00:44:18,865

number for Michael's car phone.

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00:44:19,141 --> 00:44:26,151

-:

of a super sequel, a super serial secret.

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00:44:26,151 --> 00:44:27,601

Shadow Man, like,

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00:44:28,136 --> 00:44:30,066

-:

I mean, they did say something

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00:44:30,076 --> 00:44:32,226

about them having a connection.

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00:44:32,366 --> 00:44:34,496

Yeah, they talked to each

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00:44:34,496 --> 00:44:34,896

other at the

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00:44:35,215 --> 00:44:37,505

-:

worked, yeah, yeah, I was

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00:44:37,536 --> 00:44:39,266

-:

enough to maybe even consider each other

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00:44:39,266 --> 00:44:42,506

friends, at least, you know, contacts.

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00:44:42,506 --> 00:44:43,316

-:

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00:44:43,316 --> 00:44:44,446

Frenemies a little

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00:44:44,531 --> 00:44:44,951

-:

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00:44:45,010 --> 00:44:48,570

-:

maybe Michael's pretty like loose with

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00:44:48,570 --> 00:44:52,950

that, that car phone number, or maybe he's

called him from the car phone and he had

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00:44:53,126 --> 00:44:54,756

-:

writing it on matchbooks and

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00:44:54,756 --> 00:44:55,046

throwing

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00:44:55,046 --> 00:44:56,006

it out everywhere.

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00:44:56,010 --> 00:44:56,820

-:

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00:44:58,595 --> 00:45:02,555

Oh, to have had a car

phone in your, like, fancy,

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00:45:02,566 --> 00:45:04,296

-:

Lincoln Town car.

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00:45:04,336 --> 00:45:04,716

Yeah.

:

00:45:04,955 --> 00:45:05,995

-:

shadow government

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00:45:06,086 --> 00:45:07,886

-:

remember my mom had one.

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00:45:08,266 --> 00:45:12,506

I was like really, really little and

I don't remember anything about it

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00:45:12,566 --> 00:45:16,556

except that I kept trying to beep boop

beep boop at my mom because I was, you

:

00:45:16,556 --> 00:45:20,416

know, a toddler and my mom was just

like, don't do that, it's so expensive.

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00:45:20,436 --> 00:45:21,516

-:

We had the bag phone.

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00:45:21,516 --> 00:45:22,576

-:

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-:

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00:45:23,356 --> 00:45:28,726

Uh, so Sawyer's threat is that

he wants Airwolf in exchange for

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00:45:28,726 --> 00:45:31,186

Caitlyn, but it seems like he

doesn't actually want Airwolf.

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00:45:31,186 --> 00:45:32,476

He just wants to take a ride in

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00:45:32,667 --> 00:45:33,637

-:

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-:

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00:45:34,697 --> 00:45:35,687

-:

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00:45:36,237 --> 00:45:40,787

like he is, and you're like, also

kind of a megalomaniac, wouldn't you,

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00:45:40,956 --> 00:45:41,856

-:

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00:45:41,917 --> 00:45:44,537

-:

an, like, the biggest ego, right,

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00:45:44,567 --> 00:45:47,587

wouldn't you like, wanna fly airwolf?

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00:45:47,587 --> 00:45:49,717

Like, It's pretty cool.

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00:45:49,757 --> 00:45:51,237

It's a pretty cool guy.

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00:45:51,757 --> 00:45:53,177

So she could just like fly.

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00:45:53,742 --> 00:45:55,682

-:

And it makes me wonder, cause you

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00:45:55,682 --> 00:46:00,472

know, Sawyer does end up in Airwolf,

you know, does he realize that you

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00:46:00,492 --> 00:46:02,502

need at least two people to fly it?

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00:46:02,592 --> 00:46:03,462

You know what I mean?

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00:46:04,397 --> 00:46:04,837

-:

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00:46:05,242 --> 00:46:07,582

-:

Cause, cause it looks like you

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00:46:07,612 --> 00:46:08,652

couldn't fly this

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00:46:08,652 --> 00:46:09,482

thing on your own.

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00:46:09,492 --> 00:46:11,042

Cause Dom is doing a ton.

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00:46:11,452 --> 00:46:12,437

And then, you know.

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00:46:13,077 --> 00:46:13,897

Yeah, he's doing the

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00:46:13,907 --> 00:46:14,397

-:

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00:46:14,537 --> 00:46:14,927

Yeah.

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00:46:15,046 --> 00:46:15,946

-:

he's always doing the beep.

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00:46:15,946 --> 00:46:16,336

Boops.

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00:46:16,336 --> 00:46:16,846

Yeah.

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00:46:17,667 --> 00:46:17,867

-:

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00:46:17,897 --> 00:46:18,277

-:

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00:46:18,347 --> 00:46:19,617

-:

did we ever figure out?

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00:46:19,627 --> 00:46:24,817

So he does say, hey, I need to transport

something really quickly to, you know,

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00:46:24,817 --> 00:46:27,967

over, you know, lines or something.

:

00:46:27,967 --> 00:46:29,867

Do we ever know what he's transporting?

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00:46:29,867 --> 00:46:30,727

Did I just miss it?

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00:46:30,727 --> 00:46:31,147

-:

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00:46:32,146 --> 00:46:33,706

-:

thought it was the detonator box.

:

00:46:33,706 --> 00:46:33,916

Again.

:

00:46:34,077 --> 00:46:38,867

-:

like, it seems to me that Because I

:

00:46:38,867 --> 00:46:43,457

couldn't watch with subtitles, so it's

hard for me to hear when I'm not reading.

:

00:46:44,127 --> 00:46:44,677

Aw sick,

:

00:46:44,677 --> 00:46:45,187

really?

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00:46:45,337 --> 00:46:46,097

Word.

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00:46:46,947 --> 00:46:47,507

Uh,

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00:46:48,127 --> 00:46:52,537

so, yeah, like, I was very

confused by this whole plot twist.

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00:46:52,567 --> 00:46:56,277

Because, okay, so, I'm

gonna fill you in, listener.

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00:46:57,107 --> 00:46:59,867

Just stick with the

ADHD brain for a minute.

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00:47:00,257 --> 00:47:03,257

Um, so, they get in the airplane.

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00:47:03,662 --> 00:47:04,842

Sorry, helicopter.

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00:47:04,842 --> 00:47:08,222

Uh, the flying contraption.

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00:47:08,572 --> 00:47:09,972

That does the big zoomies.

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00:47:10,502 --> 00:47:15,652

And, um, He arms this bomb, right?

:

00:47:15,662 --> 00:47:18,182

Because Caitlyn is strapped in to a bomb.

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00:47:18,232 --> 00:47:19,042

That's the other thing!

:

00:47:19,252 --> 00:47:21,452

Yeah, did we tell them about the bombs?

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00:47:21,482 --> 00:47:21,842

Yeah.

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00:47:22,506 --> 00:47:23,406

-:

We have two bombs.

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00:47:23,612 --> 00:47:24,282

-:

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00:47:24,686 --> 00:47:25,346

-:

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00:47:25,346 --> 00:47:26,256

No, we've got two bombs.

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00:47:26,266 --> 00:47:26,976

Caitlin's got a

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00:47:27,182 --> 00:47:27,842

-:

We don't know where.

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00:47:27,842 --> 00:47:30,682

but she's got a bomb strapped

to her chest, and he's all like,

:

00:47:30,692 --> 00:47:33,802

you meant nothing to me, and

then Tracy, like, laughs, which

:

00:47:33,802 --> 00:47:36,742

is just very not girl's girl of

:

00:47:36,742 --> 00:47:37,012

her.

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00:47:37,502 --> 00:47:42,582

Um, and, which really makes

her an even worse villain.

:

00:47:43,032 --> 00:47:50,572

Um, and, uh, then, like, One

dude is in the helicopter, right?

:

00:47:50,612 --> 00:47:54,892

He arms his bomb and he's like if

anything happens to me and I take my

:

00:47:54,902 --> 00:48:00,192

thumb off this Caitlin's gonna blow

up and like that's fine and dandy and

:

00:48:00,192 --> 00:48:05,662

they're like flying whoo, and then he's

all and then like Hawk figures out that

:

00:48:05,662 --> 00:48:11,482

the bomb that he never actually had the

thermonuclear detonators and that he was

:

00:48:11,482 --> 00:48:15,282

just waiting for Air Hawk to Air Hawk.

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00:48:17,192 --> 00:48:17,652

Uh,

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00:48:17,967 --> 00:48:18,447

-:

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00:48:20,136 --> 00:48:20,976

-:

No, no, it works.

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00:48:21,422 --> 00:48:25,052

-:

to like, suss out where they were for

:

00:48:25,052 --> 00:48:30,842

him and that stealing them was just a ruse

in the beginning and like am I, am I, did

:

00:48:30,842 --> 00:48:35,452

I just completely concoct that in my head

or like is that actually what happened?

:

00:48:35,452 --> 00:48:39,212

-:

I caught that he was like, Didn't ever

:

00:48:39,212 --> 00:48:44,002

actually have the detonators or something,

but then they easily go to where the

:

00:48:44,002 --> 00:48:48,522

yellow box is and they take the yellow

box So it's like I don't understand.

:

00:48:48,593 --> 00:48:49,283

-:

Right, cause

:

00:48:49,283 --> 00:48:49,623

the,

:

00:48:49,702 --> 00:48:50,822

-:

was too much happening

:

00:48:50,873 --> 00:48:52,413

-:

security guys wouldn't have, like,

:

00:48:52,413 --> 00:48:56,273

come out pew pews drawn if they

hadn't actually stolen something

:

00:48:56,273 --> 00:48:59,773

from the firm company, right?

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00:48:59,928 --> 00:49:00,398

-:

:

00:49:00,478 --> 00:49:02,898

And they did steal something,

we saw them steal something

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00:49:02,898 --> 00:49:04,658

so was it like a decoy box?

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00:49:04,658 --> 00:49:04,788

Yes.

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00:49:05,602 --> 00:49:08,352

-:

yeah, and this is why listener.

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00:49:08,392 --> 00:49:15,337

I am not sure if this made it into the

episode proper, but I was trying before we

:

00:49:15,337 --> 00:49:21,157

started talking to find a, uh, synopsis to

like help me out with some of this stuff.

:

00:49:21,787 --> 00:49:25,647

And I clicked and it said,

you know, Oh, there's spoilers

:

00:49:25,647 --> 00:49:27,467

here, click here to reveal.

:

00:49:27,477 --> 00:49:29,807

So I clicked and then there

was still nothing there.

:

00:49:30,297 --> 00:49:34,497

Uh, so I did try to pull up a

second one and it also says that

:

00:49:34,507 --> 00:49:36,417

there is no synopsis available.

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00:49:36,427 --> 00:49:38,367

So maybe the

:

00:49:38,568 --> 00:49:40,228

-:

where I was watching it, like the

:

00:49:40,228 --> 00:49:44,668

synopsis, because, okay, so I

replayed this part of the episode

:

00:49:44,668 --> 00:49:50,448

like three times to try to figure

out what the fuck happened.

:

00:49:50,448 --> 00:49:51,238

Came up with

:

00:49:51,238 --> 00:49:56,488

nothing, went to the synopsis, the

synopsis was like a solid like five

:

00:49:56,528 --> 00:50:02,728

page double spaced 12 point font,

New York Times, New York Times font.

:

00:50:03,308 --> 00:50:07,208

Like, essay, and um, I'm

not gonna read all that,

:

00:50:07,593 --> 00:50:08,683

So,

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00:50:10,432 --> 00:50:10,902

-:

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00:50:11,012 --> 00:50:15,372

And no, this episode also doesn't

know what's going on with it because

:

00:50:15,402 --> 00:50:23,272

like, okay, so while they're flying

around and Michael is looking for,

:

00:50:23,512 --> 00:50:28,422

he thinks he's found the ship that

has Katelyn in it, Dom is like typey

:

00:50:28,422 --> 00:50:31,022

typing messages because he can't.

:

00:50:31,732 --> 00:50:35,502

Let them know that he's

in contact with Archangel.

:

00:50:36,092 --> 00:50:37,892

And so he's like typey typing messages.

:

00:50:37,932 --> 00:50:42,542

And for some reason,

Archangel's computer car has to

:

00:50:42,543 --> 00:50:42,843

-:

:

00:50:42,852 --> 00:50:43,832

-:

:

00:50:44,852 --> 00:50:49,412

And so we have to wait, we have

to wait for the eighties computer

:

00:50:49,752 --> 00:50:56,552

voice to read every single thing

that Dom is typing instead of like

:

00:50:56,638 --> 00:51:00,498

-:

Yeah, it, it seems like a security

:

00:51:00,733 --> 00:51:05,678

-:

technology, they were excited.

:

00:51:05,678 --> 00:51:07,063

Yeah.

:

00:51:07,397 --> 00:51:10,827

-:

much nonsense here, some, I think,

:

00:51:10,837 --> 00:51:14,197

I think what happens is like you're

coming up on the end of your filming

:

00:51:14,197 --> 00:51:17,937

and you're like, Oh shit, we're

going to be about one minute short.

:

00:51:18,297 --> 00:51:20,807

How could we make this

just a little bit longer?

:

00:51:22,907 --> 00:51:24,537

Pad that run time.

:

00:51:24,537 --> 00:51:25,737

I don't know.

:

00:51:25,857 --> 00:51:26,117

Okay.

:

00:51:26,327 --> 00:51:27,867

So yeah, he never had the detonators.

:

00:51:28,782 --> 00:51:29,692

Or something.

:

00:51:29,722 --> 00:51:31,132

It was a smokescreen.

:

00:51:31,812 --> 00:51:33,632

Uh, Michael has found the right boat.

:

00:51:33,642 --> 00:51:34,162

Was anybody

:

00:51:34,298 --> 00:51:34,428

-:

:

00:51:35,108 --> 00:51:35,928

Constantly!

:

00:51:35,928 --> 00:51:40,918

I was so afraid that he was gonna like,

pop up, know Caitlyn, but then he was

:

00:51:40,918 --> 00:51:42,398

all like, Ooh, it's booby trapped!

:

00:51:42,578 --> 00:51:43,138

And I was like, that's

:

00:51:43,252 --> 00:51:43,672

-:

:

00:51:43,948 --> 00:51:44,558

-:

:

00:51:44,708 --> 00:51:45,798

-:

The one with the bomb on it?

:

00:51:46,048 --> 00:51:46,478

Yeah.

:

00:51:46,478 --> 00:51:48,068

-:

don't know if I was sawyer.

:

00:51:48,258 --> 00:51:52,078

I'm gonna have two boats, and

one of them will be full of booby

:

00:51:52,078 --> 00:51:52,778

traps to

:

00:51:53,024 --> 00:51:53,504

-:

:

00:51:53,694 --> 00:51:53,934

That's

:

00:51:54,268 --> 00:51:54,888

-:

:

00:51:55,034 --> 00:51:55,634

-:

:

00:51:56,608 --> 00:51:57,068

-:

:

00:51:58,128 --> 00:51:59,328

But it's all on one boat.

:

00:51:59,538 --> 00:52:01,128

All our kidnapped ladies

:

00:52:01,144 --> 00:52:03,334

-:

from this episode, you never want

:

00:52:03,334 --> 00:52:04,864

to put all your kidnapped ladies in

:

00:52:04,864 --> 00:52:05,804

one boat, you know?

:

00:52:05,804 --> 00:52:07,054

-:

Also, the bomb squad

:

00:52:07,054 --> 00:52:07,384

guy's

:

00:52:07,550 --> 00:52:08,310

-:

:

00:52:08,530 --> 00:52:08,740

In

:

00:52:08,914 --> 00:52:09,864

-:

you guys catch that?

:

00:52:10,235 --> 00:52:11,065

-:

:

00:52:11,395 --> 00:52:13,295

If you look over at the side

:

00:52:13,324 --> 00:52:13,764

-:

:

00:52:13,825 --> 00:52:15,725

-:

list our names for the recording.

:

00:52:16,780 --> 00:52:19,350

-:

That's why you called yourself Babe.

:

00:52:20,014 --> 00:52:20,954

-:

:

00:52:21,190 --> 00:52:23,830

-:

out that his real name is Henry in a

:

00:52:23,830 --> 00:52:26,860

moment, but like, he, his, I don't know,

:

00:52:27,185 --> 00:52:28,375

-:

cause he thought he was gonna

:

00:52:28,490 --> 00:52:31,030

-:

yeah, his work name is Babe, but also,

:

00:52:31,060 --> 00:52:33,250

like, protect Babe at all costs again.

:

00:52:33,260 --> 00:52:35,580

Like, I kind of hope we see Babe again.

:

00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:36,910

He's a fun character.

:

00:52:37,885 --> 00:52:40,315

-:

:

00:52:40,649 --> 00:52:41,389

-:

:

00:52:41,439 --> 00:52:45,009

And first, first time Michael called

him babe, I was looking at the

:

00:52:45,009 --> 00:52:47,159

subtitles and I was like,

that can't be right.

:

00:52:47,839 --> 00:52:52,419

You know, I was like, I, because

sometimes the subtitles have like, had

:

00:52:52,419 --> 00:52:54,549

weird words where they didn't belong.

:

00:52:54,549 --> 00:52:56,619

And I thought, oh, this is

one of those goof em ups.

:

00:52:57,169 --> 00:52:59,009

And then he did it again.

:

00:52:59,019 --> 00:52:59,419

And I was

:

00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:00,460

-:

:

00:53:01,229 --> 00:53:03,129

-:

it's so interesting to hear

:

00:53:03,139 --> 00:53:04,509

Archangel call another man

:

00:53:04,615 --> 00:53:06,065

-:

Hell yeah, they're gonna kiss

:

00:53:06,075 --> 00:53:07,315

at the end of this episode.

:

00:53:07,325 --> 00:53:08,655

Hell yeah.

:

00:53:08,669 --> 00:53:08,999

-:

:

00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:13,219

I was like, what a

direction to go, Airwolf,

:

00:53:13,260 --> 00:53:14,630

-:

:

00:53:15,159 --> 00:53:16,099

-:

ahead of its time.

:

00:53:16,119 --> 00:53:16,789

I love it.

:

00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:20,780

-:

instead we just got a weird, blood

:

00:53:20,780 --> 00:53:26,050

sucking, misogyny guy and a bomb

squad dude named Babe, who we love.

:

00:53:26,460 --> 00:53:28,150

We love bomb squad dude named Babe.

:

00:53:28,150 --> 00:53:31,130

-:

the second bomb get on Airwolf exactly?

:

00:53:31,140 --> 00:53:33,060

Because this is where

I noted it in my notes.

:

00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:33,590

I did not

:

00:53:33,716 --> 00:53:34,346

-:

:

00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:38,570

-:

Airwolf as well until, yeah, until here.

:

00:53:38,630 --> 00:53:39,650

Like, I guess it was in

:

00:53:39,706 --> 00:53:40,996

-:

Wait, there were two bombs on

:

00:53:41,050 --> 00:53:41,170

-:

:

00:53:41,170 --> 00:53:43,290

-:

there was just the one bomb on Earwolf.

:

00:53:43,330 --> 00:53:43,850

-:

:

00:53:43,850 --> 00:53:45,370

-:

was one bomb on Airwolf, but I

:

00:53:45,370 --> 00:53:46,890

didn't notice it in the first scene.

:

00:53:47,290 --> 00:53:50,500

In this next scene, I was

like, Oh, there's also a bomb

:

00:53:50,500 --> 00:53:51,640

on Airwolf for some reason.

:

00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:54,210

I just thought the detonator was

connected to Caitlin and that was

:

00:53:54,210 --> 00:53:55,510

his threat, but the detonator was

:

00:53:55,806 --> 00:53:58,576

-:

didn't bring it up until then,

:

00:53:58,626 --> 00:54:00,476

until like hella, until we are

:

00:54:00,486 --> 00:54:03,456

balls deep in this caper, right?

:

00:54:03,966 --> 00:54:06,326

Like, um, he,

:

00:54:06,326 --> 00:54:09,056

-:

is he not just stealing Airwolf?

:

00:54:09,842 --> 00:54:10,312

-:

:

00:54:10,562 --> 00:54:10,912

much

:

00:54:10,942 --> 00:54:11,482

cooler

:

00:54:11,496 --> 00:54:13,686

-:

blow up Airwolf and Caitlin?

:

00:54:14,632 --> 00:54:15,132

-:

:

00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:16,312

-:

:

00:54:16,386 --> 00:54:17,446

-:

just steal Airwolf.

:

00:54:17,532 --> 00:54:17,792

-:

:

00:54:17,792 --> 00:54:18,602

sense.

:

00:54:18,602 --> 00:54:20,632

-:

like earlier in the episode that's

:

00:54:20,632 --> 00:54:22,082

what he was saying he wanted to do.

:

00:54:22,192 --> 00:54:22,912

He wanted

:

00:54:22,988 --> 00:54:25,088

-:

because he deserves nothing nice.

:

00:54:25,138 --> 00:54:28,488

But, it would be understandable.

:

00:54:28,538 --> 00:54:31,408

-:

just, like, brought his Scar

:

00:54:31,408 --> 00:54:34,748

Woman with him, they probably

could have figured it out, right?

:

00:54:35,578 --> 00:54:36,318

-:

:

00:54:36,908 --> 00:54:37,018

Yeah.

:

00:54:38,552 --> 00:54:40,192

-:

I mean, he's got guys, obviously.

:

00:54:40,192 --> 00:54:40,902

He's got people.

:

00:54:40,902 --> 00:54:42,672

He's got, he's got Scar.

:

00:54:42,692 --> 00:54:44,862

Like, he's got competent stuff.

:

00:54:44,862 --> 00:54:45,342

So why

:

00:54:45,473 --> 00:54:48,353

-:

she's like, she's decent at the flying.

:

00:54:48,533 --> 00:54:51,103

We know that Scar can

fly because we see Scar

:

00:54:51,238 --> 00:54:51,468

-:

:

00:54:51,738 --> 00:54:52,318

Yeah, she's in

:

00:54:52,483 --> 00:54:53,533

-:

later in this episode.

:

00:54:53,853 --> 00:54:54,163

Yeah.

:

00:54:55,292 --> 00:54:55,722

-:

:

00:54:55,883 --> 00:54:58,783

-:

like to note, dear listener, two

:

00:54:58,783 --> 00:55:04,283

of the people in this podcast have

master's degrees in very complex

:

00:55:05,023 --> 00:55:07,983

areas that involve a lot of critical

:

00:55:07,993 --> 00:55:08,753

thinking.

:

00:55:08,893 --> 00:55:09,743

Like

:

00:55:10,448 --> 00:55:13,348

-:

I, yeah, I, guess mine's in writing.

:

00:55:13,348 --> 00:55:15,348

I, it just wonder, makes me wonder

:

00:55:15,348 --> 00:55:16,738

about the writing, I guess.

:

00:55:17,368 --> 00:55:20,228

-:

I mean, this is a group of

:

00:55:20,228 --> 00:55:24,278

people that have, you know, are

really good at analyzing these sorts

:

00:55:24,278 --> 00:55:27,778

of things, and everybody's

very confused, so,

:

00:55:27,818 --> 00:55:29,938

-:

okay, speaking, well, we're here.

:

00:55:29,938 --> 00:55:33,408

Why did we just let Sawyer

leave with the detonator?

:

00:55:33,408 --> 00:55:36,078

Like, how?

:

00:55:36,394 --> 00:55:36,954

-:

:

00:55:37,208 --> 00:55:39,178

-:

that he's gonna blow us up the

:

00:55:39,178 --> 00:55:40,928

second we let him leave, right?

:

00:55:41,458 --> 00:55:44,188

Like, I guess they just have a

lot of faith in Dom's ability

:

00:55:44,188 --> 00:55:46,098

to like, jam the signal.

:

00:55:46,148 --> 00:55:46,668

He's going to

:

00:55:47,039 --> 00:55:49,139

-:

Or can, can we just say, like,

:

00:55:49,208 --> 00:55:49,858

-:

:

00:55:49,899 --> 00:55:54,539

-:

Hawk could have maybe gotten off Airwolf?

:

00:55:54,549 --> 00:55:55,489

Like, You know what I mean?

:

00:55:55,489 --> 00:55:55,719

-:

:

00:55:55,719 --> 00:55:56,059

They could have

:

00:55:56,059 --> 00:55:56,599

just been like, you

:

00:55:56,620 --> 00:55:56,940

-:

:

00:55:57,129 --> 00:55:58,679

-:

you got bombs on it and stuff,

:

00:55:58,679 --> 00:56:00,239

we're just, we're just out.

:

00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:02,709

-:

but like, well, it depends,

:

00:56:02,749 --> 00:56:07,319

because we don't know at this point, I've

got to stop playing with stuff on my desk.

:

00:56:07,639 --> 00:56:09,549

Um, we don't know at this point.

:

00:56:10,159 --> 00:56:15,119

if Saint John or whatever the fuck

they're pretending his name is

:

00:56:15,659 --> 00:56:17,669

sarsaparilla yeah

:

00:56:17,858 --> 00:56:18,118

-:

:

00:56:18,128 --> 00:56:19,258

Have we gotten Sinjin

:

00:56:19,679 --> 00:56:20,079

-:

:

00:56:20,319 --> 00:56:24,039

because then that might be hawk's only

bargaining chip and so then that puts

:

00:56:24,109 --> 00:56:24,949

-:

that's a good point.

:

00:56:25,219 --> 00:56:25,679

Good point.

:

00:56:26,849 --> 00:56:27,549

-:

:

00:56:27,609 --> 00:56:32,569

like there's a little bit more

emotional depth if if that's the case um

:

00:56:32,569 --> 00:56:34,839

-:

this is the only way I'll ever get my

:

00:56:35,070 --> 00:56:36,700

-:

:

00:56:36,769 --> 00:56:37,769

-:

:

00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:39,370

-:

know, I just feel like we could

:

00:56:39,370 --> 00:56:43,210

have gone in a lot of different directions

writing wise that we chose not to.

:

00:56:43,210 --> 00:56:43,590

-:

:

00:56:43,590 --> 00:56:43,860

Yeah.

:

00:56:44,140 --> 00:56:49,590

So, at this point, like, we're trying

to get Caitlyn out, and we see that, oh

:

00:56:49,590 --> 00:56:52,500

no, the bomb's down to 30 seconds, and

:

00:56:52,510 --> 00:56:53,750

Babe tells Michael

:

00:56:53,841 --> 00:56:56,911

-:

is I mean, honestly, That moment, like,

:

00:56:56,911 --> 00:56:57,511

-:

That was good

:

00:56:57,610 --> 00:56:58,770

-:

That's the best moment of

:

00:56:58,770 --> 00:56:59,370

this episode.

:

00:56:59,441 --> 00:57:01,441

-:

that was really good directing,

:

00:57:01,451 --> 00:57:03,111

like, I was genuinely nervous.

:

00:57:03,141 --> 00:57:03,841

I thought for

:

00:57:03,841 --> 00:57:05,661

a minute, oh my god,

they're gonna kill Caitlyn.

:

00:57:05,691 --> 00:57:14,286

Like, I really, Yeah, because like, we

go down to three seconds and then he

:

00:57:14,286 --> 00:57:19,566

manages to jam it and like, I haven't

felt tension like that, like, in a

:

00:57:19,566 --> 00:57:22,276

show like this in a really long time.

:

00:57:22,286 --> 00:57:22,996

Like,

:

00:57:23,761 --> 00:57:25,461

-:

But you know what this means, guys?

:

00:57:25,841 --> 00:57:28,591

Hot lady body count zero.

:

00:57:29,496 --> 00:57:33,216

-:

yeah, hot lady body count.

:

00:57:33,971 --> 00:57:34,311

-:

:

00:57:34,681 --> 00:57:34,821

I

:

00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:37,590

-:

our first episode with Zero, right?

:

00:57:38,246 --> 00:57:40,136

-:

Zero lady body count.

:

00:57:40,491 --> 00:57:40,591

-:

:

00:57:41,340 --> 00:57:41,920

-:

:

00:57:41,971 --> 00:57:42,671

-:

it, ladies.

:

00:57:42,671 --> 00:57:45,611

-:

survived with super feathered

:

00:57:45,755 --> 00:57:46,285

-:

:

00:57:46,921 --> 00:57:47,621

-:

:

00:57:48,415 --> 00:57:52,605

-:

and like, Caitlyn, when, when, uh,

:

00:57:52,781 --> 00:57:54,001

-:

Which, okay,

:

00:57:54,305 --> 00:57:54,975

-:

:

00:57:55,101 --> 00:57:56,761

-:

Caitlyn, could have just, like,

:

00:57:57,111 --> 00:57:58,621

lifted it off the whole time?

:

00:57:58,621 --> 00:57:59,241

-:

:

00:57:59,241 --> 00:57:59,781

were bound.

:

00:57:59,781 --> 00:58:00,341

Yeah, she

:

00:58:00,435 --> 00:58:00,725

-:

:

00:58:00,755 --> 00:58:01,435

think her hands were

:

00:58:01,491 --> 00:58:02,821

-:

at least like, the

:

00:58:02,821 --> 00:58:05,821

guys like, could have just

at least taken it off of her?

:

00:58:06,171 --> 00:58:08,641

I guess maybe it was more trippy?

:

00:58:08,651 --> 00:58:09,561

You could have tripped it?

:

00:58:09,601 --> 00:58:10,131

I don't know.

:

00:58:10,941 --> 00:58:12,671

-:

I don't, and I don't really

:

00:58:12,671 --> 00:58:14,031

understand the credit card trick.

:

00:58:14,071 --> 00:58:15,441

Like, don't get me wrong.

:

00:58:15,601 --> 00:58:17,991

I put all my trust in babe.

:

00:58:19,001 --> 00:58:20,641

-:

I did understand that.

:

00:58:21,221 --> 00:58:25,701

So, he he said that there's

probably a trip on the back of it.

:

00:58:26,371 --> 00:58:28,341

So that's why they were doing that.

:

00:58:28,341 --> 00:58:32,031

Like there was some kind of like lever on

the back that had to stay pressed down.

:

00:58:32,961 --> 00:58:34,411

So they slid the

:

00:58:34,511 --> 00:58:35,071

-:

:

00:58:35,291 --> 00:58:35,641

-:

:

00:58:35,681 --> 00:58:38,901

And then kept it down and then

transferred it to another wall.

:

00:58:39,916 --> 00:58:41,926

-:

I thought he meant the back of the

:

00:58:41,996 --> 00:58:42,726

door.

:

00:58:42,826 --> 00:58:45,596

Like, the other side, and I was

like, How's that gonna help?

:

00:58:45,736 --> 00:58:46,676

Okay, see?

:

00:58:46,676 --> 00:58:48,786

-:

Okay, yeah, I'm with you.

:

00:58:50,036 --> 00:58:53,491

Uh, Yeah, so I guess I believe in Babe.

:

00:58:53,761 --> 00:58:54,851

He was pretty cool.

:

00:58:55,571 --> 00:58:56,911

Uh, Kate like throws

:

00:58:56,937 --> 00:58:57,677

-:

And it gives him a big

:

00:58:57,681 --> 00:58:58,791

-:

Archangel and stuff.

:

00:58:59,421 --> 00:59:01,681

And, do, do we think that

:

00:59:01,972 --> 00:59:02,622

-:

Oh yeah.

:

00:59:02,682 --> 00:59:02,932

Oh, a

:

00:59:02,932 --> 00:59:03,182

hundred

:

00:59:03,241 --> 00:59:04,371

-:

Kate and Sawyer definitely had

:

00:59:04,397 --> 00:59:05,647

-:

Oh, they totally did it.

:

00:59:05,647 --> 00:59:06,907

-:

Um, they, they, make a

:

00:59:06,947 --> 00:59:09,017

joke about something.

:

00:59:09,147 --> 00:59:10,937

I forget exactly what was said.

:

00:59:11,797 --> 00:59:16,597

But they, they do, like, almost

positively allude to that happen.

:

00:59:16,597 --> 00:59:17,027

-:

:

00:59:17,467 --> 00:59:21,397

And, so, um, She gets reunited with

:

00:59:21,748 --> 00:59:24,288

-:

like a, like, a on the lips smooch.

:

00:59:24,288 --> 00:59:24,458

right?

:

00:59:24,478 --> 00:59:25,368

Am I crazy?

:

00:59:25,368 --> 00:59:25,718

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She

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No, it was, like, on the lips.

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She, like, kisses Dom on

the cheek, but Hawk on the

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And he also gets in there.

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There's a lot of in there.

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couple times, a couple times

we have thought that they were

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doing?

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like, missed an episode, but she

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wouldn't have been dating Sawyer.

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Right?

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So,

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they're not together.

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I'm not saying that ladies can't

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go have fun, but Hawk doesn't

seem like the kind of dude that

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but maybe like, I

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don't know, he got cool and then and now

they're just like in a weird helicopter

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pilot polycule that we don't know about.

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Or

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maybe.

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gosh, I don't know, but I was,

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I was a little confused there.

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And I like how, like, if

they were a thing, and

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Yeah, for

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a will they won't they thing, you know?

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I don't know.

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But, like, he's gone for, like, a

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day, and then she's like,

Ooh, handsome creepy man.

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I'm just all

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over this.

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you know, like, plot wise, two hot

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people being tied down means fewer

things you can do with the plot.

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So you need the will they won't they.

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Yep, yep.

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Oh, we forgot to say that they blue

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saw your up, didn't we?

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Yeah, they do blue saw

your up after they disarm

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planes are down.

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sorry, I was, I was looking up

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whether or

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I don't want to know!

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No!

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Don't look that up!

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

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Hold

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on,

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I just don't want you to reveal anything

to me, because I don't want to know.

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not reveal anything about the

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your beautiful

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I was worried.

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So, what I was gonna say,

was I was looking up whether

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the actors had ever, like,

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I can handle that.

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And, I cannot find that

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they did.

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I Because I thought, oh, well, maybe

it was like a slip up and it wasn't

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enough of a slip up for them to like,

recut it because it was on actual

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film in the 80s and that was hella

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Fair enough.

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but you know, cause it was also the

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eighties and the internet wasn't

like in every crevice of our lives.

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We also don't know about all

the relationships that were

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probably had in the show,

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really searched for an Airwolf

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expose, but I probably should.

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And that's, that seems like the kind of

useless history knowledge that, uh, I.

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With love, so

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It's like, instead of like quiet on the

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set, it's like quiet in Santini air.

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Well, except everyone's like an

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Yeah, that's

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But yes that same sort of ooh,

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all hug and then

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So that was it.

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that happens.

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all go back and then Hug and Caitlyn go

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01:02:13,725 --> 01:02:18,655

back to their cute little polycule and

then they all hug and kiss Everybody curls

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up and I assume just a bed that is wall to

wall You A room that is wall to wall bed.

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01:02:25,835 --> 01:02:29,145

Um, and they sit there hot cocoa together

and they're matching footie pajamas.

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It's canon.

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Living the dream.

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All right.

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Well.

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it was something.

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Let's, let's see, let's see,

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what we're gonna watch next.

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talking about it than it was watching it.

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Thievery we're going to roll this time.

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I think it's your turn, Glo.

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I think I did it last time.

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Awesome.

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01:02:51,959 --> 01:02:53,729

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pulling up the episode list now.

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two, three, four, five, six.

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All right, we're skipping 13

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Alright.

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Okay, skipping 13.

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Okay, I'm showing that would be Season

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3, Episode 20, Girl Who Fell From the Sky.

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Who fell from the

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that seems right.

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Okay, do you want a little teaser?

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01:03:15,163 --> 01:03:15,504

Oh.

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01:03:15,884 --> 01:03:21,754

While fishing, Hawk witnesses a woman who

is dropped from a helicopter into a lake.

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He must help the heavily drugged

girl discover her true identity

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01:03:25,794 --> 01:03:27,714

and link her link to a senator

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01:03:27,714 --> 01:03:28,244

involved

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01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:30,780

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most realistic episode of Airhawk

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01:03:31,526 --> 01:03:32,276

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Air Hawk.

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01:03:32,460 --> 01:03:33,790

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just, it's Airhawk now!

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01:03:33,790 --> 01:03:35,980

I'm sorry, but it is now Airhawk.

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01:03:37,176 --> 01:03:39,036

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Air Hawk by the way, is like the

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01:03:39,036 --> 01:03:41,916

brand of my tire inflator that I own.

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01:03:42,090 --> 01:03:43,760

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you know it was developed by

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01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:46,030

a shady corporation in the

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01:03:46,286 --> 01:03:46,676

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called the

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01:03:47,010 --> 01:03:47,740

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01:03:47,896 --> 01:03:48,646

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Industries!

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01:03:51,297 --> 01:03:52,977

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the CPAP factor is blown

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01:03:52,977 --> 01:03:54,897

up, they rebuilt into tire.

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01:03:54,897 --> 01:03:55,737

Inflators.

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01:03:56,512 --> 01:03:58,922

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the Vegeta tire inflators now.

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01:04:00,572 --> 01:04:02,072

I regret nothing!

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01:04:02,072 --> 01:04:02,492

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01:04:02,980 --> 01:04:04,200

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I'm looking forward to that

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01:04:04,206 --> 01:04:07,796

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like the end is near for Airwolf, so

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01:04:07,917 --> 01:04:08,467

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Wait, Yeah,

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01:04:08,467 --> 01:04:10,257

because there's four seasons, right?

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01:04:11,507 --> 01:04:12,167

Okay.

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01:04:13,066 --> 01:04:13,416

I thought there

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01:04:13,420 --> 01:04:15,980

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one season left and we're almost there.

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01:04:15,980 --> 01:04:16,340

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But we've,

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01:04:16,460 --> 01:04:20,570

we've, uh, jumped substantially

the last couple jumps, so.

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01:04:20,570 --> 01:04:20,910

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01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:25,480

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us to get through it so we can move

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01:04:26,610 --> 01:04:28,360

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yet another atrocity.

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01:04:29,206 --> 01:04:30,256

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I'm excited, guys.

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bye internet!

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Cool Girls Don't Look at Explosions
Have you ever been curious about what men watched in the 80's and 90's, but didn't want to sit through it? Have we got a show for you! Join Beth, Glo, and Laura as they skip through dude centric TV while laughing, mocking, and maybe finding the secret feminism.