Episode 3

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Published on:

5th Sep 2025

S2 Ep3 Walker: gun kick kick, kick kick gun

Yes, we're still doing this shit. Honestly can we just get a Mabel spinoff already?

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: no, I

did not know about Pistachio Land.

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I am a pistachio fan.

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Oh my God, we have to go

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: The

problem is that Jair is not a fan,

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

he's doing it wrong.

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: He's

like mostly Middle Eastern.

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Come on now.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: I'm aware, man.

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

So they brought me back, not just the

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like caramel corn, but they brought

me back, honey, garlic, pistachios,

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Shit.

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

jalapeno pistachios, I think.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Mm.

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

And then Margarita Lime.

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Hell yeah.

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

lime pistachios.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: hear me out.

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Cool Girls Go to Pistachio Land.

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Yeah.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706:

expense it to the podcast

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networks expense account that we

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Yeah.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: have.

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: and 0 cents.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: It's fine.

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We'll hitchhike.

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: don't know.

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Jair.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: that is a lie.

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728:

Jair selling merch now Guys.

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I don't know

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: That's true.

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It's true.

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We now have a me store on Etsy.

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Yeah.

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Listeners, please go buy a t-shirt.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706:

go buy a t-shirt.

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Send us to Pistachio Land.

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: guys.

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We've already sold two Curl Cool girl

shirts and two stickers at least,

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but they were from me, so, because

Lee Middleton is getting one as well.

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Yeah.

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Oh, you got one too?

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: I

do, uh, Jair got us, uh, some

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Who are you and some cool girls

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Very good.

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

that's awesome.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706:

Pretty high quality.

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Honestly, I don't know.

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might be okay for water bottles,

like they're pretty heavy duty.

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Mine's

going on my water bottle.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706:

well, let me know how it goes.

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I'm kind of thinking about

putting on my laptop because I'm

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gonna be using that at school a

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Uh.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: semester and

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Ooh.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706:

like, Ooh, what's that?

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And I'll be like, listen to

my stupid podcast, bitches.

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: I should do that

on mine when I go to my AP conference

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and be like, Hey guys, so we can get

a bunch of English nerds on here.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Absolutely.

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That would be amazing, y'all will

be happy to know that in my super

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stupid essay for my feminist theory

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Mm-hmm.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: did

mention that we have a podcast.

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It came up organically.

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Yeah.

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: I

mean, we're feminist, right?

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Yep.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: I didn't

put the name on though 'cause I felt

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like that was too, that was too much.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm very like,

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: All the D

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

is hard.

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yeah, it is.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706:

I don't do the promotion.

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That's close.

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That's close job.

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I do the editing.

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I just edit the things and then

I, I make the people giggle and

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then I retreat into the shadows.

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Woo.

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yeah.

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Anybody listening, if this makes it

into the podcast, if you see that

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I make something on Blue Sky, can

you, can you like it for me please?

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Because we need more, we

need more interaction.

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We do have over a thousand, yeah, we

have over a thousand followers now, so

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: That's cool.

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: they're not

listeners, but I, I have been, I have

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been pimping out the follows, so.

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'cause a lot of people follow back.

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Yeah.

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Hi Poofing.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: and then.

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Dust poofing.

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She's nesting

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Mm-hmm.

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Mm-hmm.

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Mm-hmm.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: and small dogs.

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That's who Nest.

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: She's so small.

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

true.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706:

She, she perfect.

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Just my perfect bean.

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Oh, we started on the ceiling.

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Well, Jair started on the ceiling.

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I did nothing, but I don't

know if you can see it.

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It's like a very stormy sky

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Oh,

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706:

is what I was going for.

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: All right.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: way, um,

because neither of you really know.

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Um, so Thief books, the Olympians books by

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Uhhuh,

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706:

know, my camera won't focus

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

the Percy Jacksons?

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Yes.

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The Percy Jacksons, so the main characters

in that have a DHD and dyslexia.

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Because the dyslexia allows

them to read ancient Greek.

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'cause they're all demigods.

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So they're like, one parent is a god,

a Greek God, and one parent is a human.

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And so like, they, um, all have

dyslexia because that allows them

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to read ancient Greece, Greek.

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And they all have a DHD because that

allows them to look up for danger.

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Ah,

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Neat.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: yeah.

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So if fair and I have kids,

those kids will have either

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a DHD or dyslexia or both.

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So I figure if I start in

a Percy Jackson room now,

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Uhhuh?

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: you know,

and, and if we do a stormy sky, then I

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can do like lightning bolts in the sky

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Yes.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: and stuff.

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You know, it'd be fun

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Very good.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: like zoos.

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Yeah.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706:

are, I am literally just

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thinking of shit to talk about.

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That is not Walker, Texas

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Uh, should we introduce

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ourselves so that we

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Yeah.

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We should probably do the introduction.

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Yeah.

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Yeah.

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Before we talk about Walker, Texas Ranger.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: ah, here we

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: I.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706:

Welcome to Cool Girls.

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Don't look at Explosions where we

watch dude tv, but quickly, because

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I don't know if you sat through

Walker Texas Ranger, but it is rough

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Yeah.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: we got

bikes to ride and pistachios to eat.

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Heck

yeah, because it's not over 90

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degrees anymore in Michigan.

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Sorry, Laura.

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We're just not built for this.

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Just rub it in.

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Mm-hmm.

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

rub it in.

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Anyway, I'm glow.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: oh, I'm Beth.

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

And I'm Laura.

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Yeah, no, it's gonna be like mid eighties

to low nineties all next week here.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Oh,

I don't know how you function.

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

you know what?

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I'm actually super relieved that

it's not over a hundred yet,

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because usually it is by now.

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Wow.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Oh, Jesus.

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: were

you guys part of the heat dome?

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

No, actually the heat dome was just

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like shifted enough, I think east and

up that we didn't get heat domed, and

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we actually had like a thunderstorm

the other night that brought the

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temperature back down for a little bit.

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I mean, it's been like mid

eighties to nineties, but it

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hasn't, we didn't get domed.

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If we got heat domed, we

would be over a hundred for

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Sure.

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Wow.

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Yeah.

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728:

Poor Henry plays T-Ball and

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Oh

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: the last,

the last two weeks, I believe all

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of his games have been canceled,

either due to heat or rain.

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'cause every Monday and

Wednesday it's been either.

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Over 95 degrees or literally raining,

and I'm pretty sure tomorrow's

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is also gonna get canceled 'cause

of rain, which is a bummer.

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Mm-hmm.

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yeah.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: boo.

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yeah.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: So what it

sounds like is we're all gonna have to

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start playing T-ball with the childs,

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: I mean, if, if,

uh, if we bring, if anybody has any MITs,

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you know, to bring, to bring to, uh,

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

to the cabin situation.

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: cabin situation.

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If you guys will bring some

mitts, um, Henry will probably

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very happily practice with you.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Oh my gosh.

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That's my dream.

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Yes, I have mitts.

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Oh,

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: I might actually

be able to access them by uh, August.

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'cause we're building the library next

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: lovely.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Okay.

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think we have to do it guys.

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

I, I guess that's sort

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of what we signed up for.

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Speaking

of heat, we start in media campfire

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Oh, what episode are we watching?

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Oh yeah,

we're watching unfinished business.

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Unfinished binni, will.

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728:

season two, episode eight.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: yeah.

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And we do, crank up the heat.

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Eslo pointed out literally and

figuratively because it's a bunch of

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from the statistics around a campfire

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: yep.

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

I think before we get too far into

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it, maybe we should discuss our note

taking approaches to this episode,

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Mm.

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

I think there were three very

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different approaches here.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Okay.

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Uh oh.

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

No, no, no.

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I, I just, I I want to, to hear

y'all's thought process and then

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tell you my thought process.

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Um, do you mean

like how do we physically take notes?

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

No, no, no.

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I mean, like, so you, you

like hopped right into

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Oh, okay.

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

after we recorded our last episode,

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glow was very Johnny on the spot.

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yes.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Yes.

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: was honestly

mostly because Ben is excited to watch

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T Walker, Texas Ranger with me, so he

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Like on purpose.

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: ye yeah.

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And guys, I was excited to watch

it 'cause I remember this being

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on in my household growing up.

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Yeah.

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: enough for

me to like sit down and watch it,

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

it was not on in my household,

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but it was one of those things it

would come on if you left the TV

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on too long after something else

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: mm-hmm.

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Yeah.

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Uh, so my note taking approach

to this episode, I, I sat down

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intending because I knew that you

had watched it like three weeks ago

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Mm-hmm.

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

that we, I was gonna be supportive.

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then after this first scene

I was like, I am not wasting

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any more fucking time on this.

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I'm just gonna take notes and not pause

and just let the Lord take the wheel.

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'cause I do not wanna watch the

show any longer than I have to.

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Good.

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The

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: he

wasn't around when cars were, he

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doesn't know how to take the wheel.

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What is your problem, man?

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You know how to fucking drive.

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No.

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What?

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No, I don't know how to fucking drive.

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I don't know what any of this

shit is and I'm fucking scared.

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

You'll still be better at it than

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me 'cause I did not wanna be here.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Same like,

I'm super, I'm taking heart in the fact

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that I get to hang out with my friends.

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But no, to take notes, man, I just, okay.

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I started watching it yesterday then

I was in, I was in some pain, so,

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um, it was too hard to concentrate.

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And I was like, I am

already in physical pain.

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I do not need to be in mental pain.

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Yeah,

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706:

watch something I wanna watch.

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Um, and so then today I, it

took me four hours finish

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

sure.

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Yeah.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: because

I would, I would tolerate it for

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10 minutes and then I would have

to pause take a little breaky.

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

No, seriously, I, if I hadn't shifted the

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gear and been like, nah, not doing it.

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That, how I would've been too, because

I would've been like, you know what?

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I need to do some laundry, or I

need to go load the dishwasher

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'cause I hate being here.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: I

did, I loaded the dishwasher.

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I almost cleaned puffins

ears, but she didn't let me.

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Oh yeah.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: somebody

else to help me with that.

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But yeah, no, exactly.

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There were chores.

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I had a snack.

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Um, yeah, I mean,

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Uhhuh.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706:

my financial aid for school.

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Like just, you know, all the shit

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Yeah.

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No, my, my first line of note on this show

is that this show is a white Republican.

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Wed dream of how law enforcement

works, and the theme sucks

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because this is no airwolf.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: bad

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: actually

Ben, Ben says that this is not

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the theme song that he knows.

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So I don't know if it

changes later on or if they

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

It could be.

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: what?

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

I think this is a thing sometimes in these

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older shows is that they can't get the

rights to the theme song for streaming.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Oh.

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

I've heard of this.

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So they have to slap a

different theme song on there,

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: So we're

gonna have to listen to the actual

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Walker Texas Ranger theme song and try

to figure out what's going on here.

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Yeah.

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'cause Ben,

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

be seasons later, or it could have

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: yeah.

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

get the rights,

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: 'cause I

mean, if they have a good theme song,

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we're missing out because honestly, I

don't know what's gonna top airwolf.

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Yeah,

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706:

I think that's a problem.

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:

I think.

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:

Well, okay, so neither of you have

seen Buffy the Vampire Slay, right?

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

no.

339

:

Mm-hmm.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Well,

um, at some point, do yourself a

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favor, listen to that theme song.

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'cause I feel like it gives

Air Will for run for its money.

343

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Whoa.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Um, but that's

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Interesting.

346

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: I can

think of off the top of my head.

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:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Alright.

348

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Yeah.

349

:

This is not it though.

350

:

Like, this was like after school nineties

special, like very special moment

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Mm-hmm.

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

like terrible theme song.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Yeah.

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:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yeah.

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:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

But yeah, so we're, we're around

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the campfire and we've got some,

they're talking about drugs, right?

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We're

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yep.

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evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

doing drugs.

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yep.

361

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Yes.

362

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: They're doing.

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:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Keefer.

364

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: No, go ahead.

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:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: You go

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glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Mm-hmm.

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:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Uh, I said

that they were sitting around a campfire,

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uh, talking about their friend glucose.

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:

I still don't really understand

why his nickname is Glucose.

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:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

was a weird, stupid story and I,

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it felt like that it was written by

someone who doesn't understand drugs.

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don't know, I, not a personal

experience I've had either, so maybe

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I don't understand addiction or

drugs, but I think the story was that.

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The guy like wanted to shoot something

so he like boiled down sugar or

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something and shot it into his veins.

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I was confused and like, this is,

this feels like Republicans wrote it

377

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Yes.

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:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

to fear monger about drugs.

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beth_1_06-29-2025_211706:

Yeah, this is a very, uh, it's

380

:

giving Marjorie Taylor Green.

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:

Um,

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:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

yeah,

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:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: it's

giving Nancy Reagan, right?

384

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: yeah, that too.

385

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Billy Joe is our like,

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:

main bad guy, right?

387

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: yes, I referred

to him as Knockoff Keefer Sutherland

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in my notes, so I forgot his name.

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:

Uh,

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:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: And Walker

is staking out and comes in and

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:

nonchalantly drink some coffee and

they're like, ha ha, you alone.

392

:

And then in my notes, I have

Kick Kick Gun Miranda Rights.

393

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Yes.

394

:

He literally beats the shit

395

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yep.

396

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: and then

reads them their Miranda rights.

397

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Yep.

398

:

Yep.

399

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: baby what?

400

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: That

could be an episode title.

401

:

Just marking it Now.

402

:

Kick Kick Gun Mari Miranda writes.

403

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: there you

404

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yep,

405

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

There's a lot of kick kick

406

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: yep,

407

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

in the show.

408

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: uh, and then

we cut to the world's worst theme song.

409

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: yep.

410

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Um, and

then we cut to the courthouse and

411

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Uhhuh.

412

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: I assume

who works with Walker and Jimmy

413

:

calls Jimmy over to his computer.

414

:

This turns out to be CD by

415

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728:

Ben made a good point.

416

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

cd.

417

:

Yeah.

418

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Ben said that

the first CD is only in the pilot.

419

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Yeah.

420

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Yes.

421

:

And they replaced him with an older

guy 'cause they felt like the guy in

422

:

the pilot wasn't old enough to play cv.

423

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Yeah.

424

:

I think 'cause CD's

supposed to be like retired,

425

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Mm-hmm.

426

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

they wanted more reading as retired age.

427

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Yes.

428

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

But I wrote, what the fuck is this laptop?

429

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Oh my God.

430

:

Right.

431

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Also,

did they have wifi back then?

432

:

Like is he, is he just sitting in a like,

because he's not wired up to anything.

433

:

Am I wrong?

434

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

wait, what year is this?

435

:

I've forgotten.

436

:

I don't know,

437

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: oh shit.

438

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Okay.

439

:

I'm not crazy.

440

:

He's not like wired up to anything.

441

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: It

didn't even occur to me, dude.

442

:

Like it did not occur to me that they

wouldn't have wifi, but you're right.

443

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

died when he was talking about

444

:

computer bulletin boards on the

laptop, and I was like, oh my God.

445

:

CD's already getting catfished.

446

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yes.

447

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

the internet and CD is getting catfished.

448

:

Wonderful.

449

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Wow.

450

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: 90, it was

the late nineties that wifi came out.

451

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Yeah, but I thought

452

:

this was early nineties.

453

:

Maybe

454

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: I.

455

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

misremembering.

456

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: is 93.

457

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: mean,

maybe he, he just like downloaded

458

:

it and now he's perusing.

459

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Is that a thing?

460

:

Yeah, 93.

461

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

You still had to dial up to the

462

:

internet with the beepy Poopy Sounds

463

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yeah.

464

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

that's screaming at you.

465

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yeah.

466

:

'cause I remember guys, I had

one of those gateways in the cow

467

:

box back in the day and that was

still the, the beep boop boops.

468

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Yeah.

469

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: I used that

cow box to create a neon atom out of.

470

:

Cotton balls,

471

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Cool.

472

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: uh,

and we painted them and with

473

:

highlighters so that they would

glow when exposed to black light.

474

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Well that's cool.

475

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Yes, I

got an a plus plus suck it the rest

476

:

of my fifth grade science class,

477

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: at fifth grade

478

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: boo.

479

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: air horns.

480

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Right.

481

:

Um, so I did, uh, I did write down the ad

482

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Oh good.

483

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: it is, yes.

484

:

Here we go,

485

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

give it to us.

486

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: voluptuous.

487

:

My friends say I am statuesque

and have a naughty smile.

488

:

My idea of a good time the two

step wild times and aggressive

489

:

man seeking a mature, attractive,

490

:

romantic non-smoker knows

how to treat a woman,

491

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: This is cool.

492

:

Girls don't look at explosions nights.

493

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: And

a dating profile for two weeks.

494

:

And literally my bio was half

dead, a hundred percent feral.

495

:

So, uh, clearly I did it wrong.

496

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

I mean, remember when you

497

:

could just like, I don't know.

498

:

I guess you can still do this.

499

:

You could still just totally make

up personas on the internet, but

500

:

remember when you could just make

up a persona on the internet?

501

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: AKA MySpace.

502

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Oh my space.

503

:

Oh yeah.

504

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Yeah.

505

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: I

was so edgy on MySpace, guys.

506

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Those were the days.

507

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: You

remember when you opened up

508

:

the webpage and you could have

509

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: I.

510

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706:

a playlist and everything?

511

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Mm-hmm.

512

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706:

mine was a selection of

513

:

classical music various movies,

514

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: right.

515

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: so

I have always been a nerd.

516

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Wow.

517

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Ah, well, we find out after the

518

:

B plot of CD's love life, that

Billy Joe is going to walk.

519

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Mm-hmm.

520

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

is he just getting bail, right?

521

:

He's still got a trial

522

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yeah.

523

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Although

I was a little bit distracted

524

:

by how embarrassingly long these

grown ass men were talking about,

525

:

this woman's naughty smile.

526

:

So I, I missed bits and pieces of

that, but yes, I believe he made bail.

527

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

and I don't know, I always thought

528

:

the phrase gonna walk means

like, you're not gonna go to

529

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Right.

530

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

So I was confused.

531

:

I was like, I don't know what

you're saying to me here.

532

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: yeah, I

was, I was pretty confused as well.

533

:

'cause yeah, that typically

534

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Yeah.

535

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: like

you got acquitted or whatever.

536

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

But it was just like,

537

:

it sounded like he just got, he made

bail and they were gonna have to wait.

538

:

He was probably gonna get away while

he was out on bail, but yeah, whatever.

539

:

Oh, wanna posit a secret feminism all.

540

:

Uh, Walker, Texas Ranger.

541

:

Mr.

542

:

Chucky.

543

:

Norris wears a black hat in this episode,

544

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Oh.

545

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

which is in the old Western

546

:

signifies the badge guy.

547

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: yes,

548

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

So maybe the show is telling on

549

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Mm

550

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: the costuming

department is like this fucking homophobe.

551

:

We're gonna put 'em in a black hat.

552

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Oh, you know, the costuming

553

:

department is upset about that.

554

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Oh, for sure.

555

:

Um, yes.

556

:

And to go with the

whole black hatted ness.

557

:

Uh, he.

558

:

cd, talking about the woman who's gonna

be in a red dress and blah, blah, blah.

559

:

And Chuck Norris, who is a two on his

best day, goes well, she's proud to be

560

:

an ego, but not like in those words,

561

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Yeah, no, he, he said, what's in the

562

:

dress too that matters or something.

563

:

And I was like, wait, wait, wait.

564

:

Because it is noted at Homophobe Techno.

565

:

I was like, is that a transgender dig?

566

:

Like

567

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: thinking, I

was thinking, I wasn't sure if it was

568

:

like transphobia or if it was just like,

569

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

or

570

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: hate

571

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

phobia?

572

:

Yeah.

573

:

Yeah.

574

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: like

run of the mill misogyny or

575

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Uhhuh.

576

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: You know,

577

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

And at this point, he is just like,

578

:

Evie appears to be maybe an assistant

that we've garnered since the

579

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Mm-hmm.

580

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

and she's like trying

581

:

to give him something.

582

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: And he's

583

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

He's like blowing her off.

584

:

Just like, no, no, no.

585

:

I don't have time for you little girl.

586

:

Uh, so really setting a tone

here, just saying black hat.

587

:

That's all.

588

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Interesting.

589

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: I like it.

590

:

Well, I don't like it,

but I like your theory.

591

:

There we go.

592

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

But Billy Joe's like coming

593

:

out of the courthouse and

hassling Walker on his way out.

594

:

And I just wanna say that Billy

Joe's girlfriend had on a really

595

:

cute dress that I really liked.

596

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: She did.

597

:

That's also in my notes.

598

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Great minds.

599

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706:

Yeah, was way too cute for him.

600

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Mm-hmm.

601

:

Oh, for sure.

602

:

Billy Joe.

603

:

Ooh.

604

:

And his name's Billy Joe.

605

:

Like, Hmm.

606

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Billy Joe.

607

:

The only person who has made that

work is the lead singer of Green Day.

608

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yep.

609

:

Billy Joe.

610

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Um, but

okay, so then they go to the car,

611

:

and as they're getting in their car,

Evie finally gets Walker's attention

612

:

and she's like, this guy left this.

613

:

he said it was really

important, you open it.

614

:

And so like he opens it and

it says case closed on it, and

615

:

then it's signed Steven Bodine.

616

:

so, um, Walker then is like, oh

no, and knows what this means.

617

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Yeah,

618

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: I'm

just like sitting there with

619

:

my snackie like the fuck.

620

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

right,

621

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706:

So anyway, the car blowed

622

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yep.

623

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706:

with Billy Joe in it.

624

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: And Walker is hit

625

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: And then,

uh, refuses to go to the doctor.

626

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

of

627

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yeah.

628

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Because he's a

629

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yep.

630

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: man's

631

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yep.

632

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Yeah.

633

:

he's supposed to be like the platonic

ideal of Republican, strong man.

634

:

And of course he's not

gonna go to the doctor.

635

:

. You've got no arms left.

636

:

Yes, I have.

637

:

Look, just a flesh wound.

638

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Guys,

639

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: course

640

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: is this why

we don't need universal healthcare?

641

:

Because we should all just suck it up.

642

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

I think it is actually.

643

:

I think you've nailed

644

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Awesome.

645

:

I figured it out.

646

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Or

I thought we were, well, now

647

:

we've got that guy who wants us.

648

:

Well, his brain worm wants us

to go to, know, farms and shit.

649

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

farms.

650

:

Yes.

651

:

Yes.

652

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: we go.

653

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Mm-hmm.

654

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728:

You gonna pay for it?

655

:

I mean, I'll go to a wellness farm.

656

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

our labor probably pays for it.

657

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: That's

some Cambodia shit going on.

658

:

Damn.

659

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: hate it.

660

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Ugh.

661

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yikes.

662

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

So

663

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Mm-hmm.

664

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

or whatever and he is

665

:

obsessed with Walker.

666

:

He is got like, he's got the wall,

know all the news clippings of

667

:

Walker, Texas Ranger, and he keeps

his gun and bullets in a jewelry box.

668

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yeah.

669

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Yeah.

670

:

Like he's obsessed with Walker.

671

:

He's got like all of these, like, it

looked like different ranger stars

672

:

on his, like this like dresser thing.

673

:

He like went through the ceremony of

like, I'm latching the jewelry box and

674

:

opening it slowly and then putting his

star inside of a satchel, you know?

675

:

And like, yeah.

676

:

It's weird.

677

:

And yeah.

678

:

And we're being edged, are not allowed

to know what this man looks like.

679

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yep.

680

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Yeah.

681

:

Yeah.

682

:

But then we cut to the team

trying to figure it out at

683

:

the courthouse or wherever.

684

:

The Ranger house, I don't know.

685

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706:

I like ranger house.

686

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Ranger House.

687

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

the ranger house.

688

:

And, uh, Evie doesn't wanna stay late

to deal with Walker's bullshit, because

689

:

she's got a date with her new boyfriend.

690

:

And this was when I called it,

691

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yeah, of course.

692

:

Yeah.

693

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Yeah.

694

:

But, uh, Jimmy is being adorable in this

695

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Mm-hmm.

696

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

yes,

697

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706:

he gives her a Yeah, guy.

698

:

And then he, uh, gases her up.

699

:

'cause she's

700

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

yes,

701

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: She's

like, I don't know why he's in to me.

702

:

And he is like, because you're great.

703

:

Whatcha talking

704

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Uhhuh.

705

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: like, oh.

706

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yep.

707

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Yeah.

708

:

Ranger Trivette, so far a plus

709

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: green flags.

710

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

it.

711

:

Mm-hmm.

712

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: like, okay.

713

:

I feel like Walker is what men

think the female gaze is, and tte

714

:

is actually what the female gaze

715

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Mm-hmm.

716

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: get that.

717

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Yeah,

718

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: I mean,

there's even that like, I don't know,

719

:

uh, shadowy past for the girliest

who, like somebody you can fix.

720

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Yeah.

721

:

You can fix

722

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yep.

723

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Mm-hmm.

724

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728:

Because he gets angry.

725

:

Yeah.

726

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

yeah.

727

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: He's sad kids.

728

:

He can't play football anymore.

729

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Mm-hmm.

730

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Yeah.

731

:

But I think secretly, like he's

got it pretty under control,

732

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: so.

733

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Yeah.

734

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: so,

735

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Uh, and then I guess Evie gives him,

736

:

gives Walker a warrant for a PD Cora, so

737

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yep.

738

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

another dude.

739

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Um.

740

:

Apparently this dude ordered a hit

on some drug dealers a while back,

741

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Oh, I didn't even pay attention to that.

742

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Yeah.

743

:

And it ended up being the wrong address.

744

:

So a dude basically ended up ordering

a hit on this like innocent family,

745

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Mm.

746

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706:

and then he like dipped.

747

:

So Walker's pretty excited to, uh,

to arrest this pd, unlike the podcast

748

:

pd, who is a delightful human being.

749

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Sh.

750

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Petey,

751

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: out.

752

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: we love you.

753

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: See

if you're in our Discord guys.

754

:

Sometimes we'll give

you random shout outs.

755

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Yes.

756

:

Um, but yeah, so, uh, I don't really know

why they gave us all of that backstory.

757

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Mm-hmm.

758

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706:

that was unnecessary.

759

:

But anyway, so Walker and

Jimmy roll up to the club.

760

:

Walker tells noted hottie Jimmy

to go around the back he goes

761

:

through the front of the club and

tries to get past the bouncer.

762

:

Even though as mentioned,

Jimmy's the hot one.

763

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Uh,

764

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706:

what, um, but anyway, so

765

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

probably like actually smooth his

766

:

way through all this and like get

some, get some ladies on his arms

767

:

and stuff and make it actually

subtle, but Checky is not interested.

768

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Jimmy's

face card never declines, but

769

:

Chuck, Chuck Norris doesn't

give a shit noted homophobe.

770

:

Chuck

771

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Yeah.

772

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: punch his way

773

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yeah.

774

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Yeah.

775

:

I mean, he was 50 at the

time the show started.

776

:

Right.

777

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yeah.

778

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

you don't get to just talk

779

:

your way past the bouncer once

you're over a certain mileage.

780

:

Right.

781

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Yeah.

782

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

I say this as someone over the mileage.

783

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: I am also

experiencing twink death right now.

784

:

So I get it.

785

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Ben wanted to

make it very known, especially for Jair,

786

:

that the black bouncer that we have

here is a wrestler named Ahmed Johnson.

787

:

He recognized him.

788

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

does Ben know these things?

789

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728:

Dude, guys, Ben and I, I've,

790

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706:

Lord is so fucking

791

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: guys, I've

said this out loud, uh, many times.

792

:

Ben is my party trick.

793

:

Like if, if you ask Ben

anything, he knows it.

794

:

Like ask him history, ask, like

I don't, he remembers actors.

795

:

I don't know anybody, like

my brain doesn't care about

796

:

that stuff, but Ben's does.

797

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Mm-hmm.

798

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yep.

799

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

He would've been the perfect person

800

:

to watch Black Hawk down with for

me, because I was like, I didn't

801

:

know who anybody was, the actors.

802

:

I couldn't keep the white guys straight.

803

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: And, and guys

like with that, you know, and Laura,

804

:

I, you know, when I listened to your

episode and, you know, talking about

805

:

putting the names on the hats and

stuff like that, that is exactly what I

806

:

needed because, Ben, he knew everybody.

807

:

He's like, every time somebody knew,

showed up, he looked at me Expectingly

808

:

like, you know who he is, you know who

he is, you know, I was just like, uh,

809

:

and then, you know, here's me over here.

810

:

Like, oh yeah.

811

:

Moulin Rouge guy, not Obiwan Kenobi.

812

:

Like, you know?

813

:

. The greatest thing you'll ever learn

is just to love and be loved in return.

814

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Nope.

815

:

Didn't recognize IWiN McGregor at

816

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yep.

817

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

myself.

818

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Wow.

819

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

was Jamie Lannister, and apparently

820

:

there were other big famous names.

821

:

'cause Aaron was like

822

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yeah.

823

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

looking at me.

824

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yep,

825

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Yeah,

826

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: yep.

827

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706:

no, I was doing the

828

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: I.

829

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: thing.

830

:

Glow.

831

:

I was like, shit.

832

:

It's, it's, it's the

OB wants and oh my God.

833

:

Is that tig

834

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yeah, it's tig.

835

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: of Anarchy.

836

:

Like,

837

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: And um, it just

so happened that we are watching Discovery

838

:

Star Trek Discovery for the first time.

839

:

I'm kind of backtracking

and, uh, Jason Isaacs.

840

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Yeah.

841

:

Jair was like, Lorca and I was like,

842

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Huh?

843

:

Yeah.

844

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706:

always be Lucius Malfoy.

845

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

I didn't know that either.

846

:

Like, whoa.

847

:

So the fact that Ben can recognize

one black guy wrestler from

848

:

the nineties and point it out,

849

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Good for him.

850

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

know.

851

:

Yeah.

852

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706:

can do that with Wrestl too.

853

:

It's like, and then, and

then they give you all this

854

:

backstory and you're like, what?

855

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yep.

856

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: It

really, it's like a soap opera

857

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Uh,

858

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706:

with big, meaty men slapping

859

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yep.

860

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

okay.

861

:

So the bouncer's thing, like the,

the plot is very like thin, like

862

:

so thin that I can see through it.

863

:

But the bouncer, the two

bouncer dudes are kind of funny.

864

:

So I did,

865

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Yeah.

866

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

did like them.

867

:

They were okay.

868

:

And then there's one other person

I really liked in this episode.

869

:

Um, but yeah, for some reason

truett's, like at the back door,

870

:

just like trying to break in and

get seen and like beats the guy up.

871

:

And,

872

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706:

the lock off the door.

873

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

I'm just like, why?

874

:

Why are we doing any of this?

875

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: I think

this is guys, I think this is

876

:

what they constituted as comedy.

877

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Oh,

878

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: I think

this is supposed to be comedy, but

879

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

think you're right.

880

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: okay.

881

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Yeah.

882

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Guys, when they

get inside, did you notice the random

883

:

murals that are all over the wall?

884

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

No.

885

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: I didn't,

'cause I was like, you gotta

886

:

tell me about the random murals.

887

:

'cause like, all I noticed was the fact

that we were listening to essentially

888

:

smooth jazz and that a third of the

people were dressed for an actual club.

889

:

Another third of the people were

dressed in like black tie for a

890

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Mm-hmm.

891

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: And

another third of the people were

892

:

dressed as if they were going,

they were hitting the curb.

893

:

then Sunday mass, like,

894

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728:

It was a weird vibe.

895

:

I don't understand this.

896

:

Up on the wall, I clocked

Letter Nemo and Frank Sinatra,

897

:

but like Letter Nemo as Spock.

898

:

So I don't really understand what the

vibe of this club was gonna go for because

899

:

like Frank Sinatra Okay, fine at a club.

900

:

Leonard Nemoy.

901

:

I don't know guys.

902

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

yeah,

903

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: cool in our

904

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yeah.

905

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706:

we're also big nerds

906

:

I guess in the clear,

we really are all fam.

907

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: guess so, man.

908

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

So Walker makes a big scene arresting Mr.

909

:

Petey and like,

910

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: What?

911

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Petey with a straight face either, because

912

:

like Petey is Evie stuffed Penguin,

913

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Aw.

914

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Oh,

915

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

his name is Petey and.

916

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Aw.

917

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Now I have like a certain

918

:

cutesy edge to the name Petey.

919

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Yeah.

920

:

I mean, to be fair, the PD we know

is also adorable, so it's like,

921

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Mm-hmm.

922

:

Okay.

923

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706:

edge to the name for

924

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: We're

just glazing you up, Pete.

925

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Yeah.

926

:

Sorry

927

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yep.

928

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706:

we're just casting you

929

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Mm-hmm.

930

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

I don't think we have

931

:

kick kick guns this time.

932

:

I think it's just kick

933

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yeah, I think

it's just, no, there's some shooting.

934

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: yeah.

935

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Oh, okay.

936

:

All right.

937

:

Cool.

938

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Oh,

no, that was the, the lock.

939

:

Sorry, when they shot the lock.

940

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

We had gun gun kick

941

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yeah.

942

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Gun kick kick.

943

:

So the episode should be

called Kick Kick Gun Semicolon.

944

:

Gun Kick Kick,

945

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: There you go.

946

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: perhaps?

947

:

Yes.

948

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yep.

949

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: All right.

950

:

Um, and then, uh, yeah, so

then they arrest this dude

951

:

and they're walking him out.

952

:

and uh, we see bodine up on the hill, with

a sniper rifle, and he just like pew pews.

953

:

Right into, uh, to our Pete.

954

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Yep.

955

:

Okay.

956

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Yeah, I wondered at this point if we

957

:

were about to have a very special episode

where Walker learns about the importance

958

:

of due process because the other guy was

running drugs and stuff and was gonna get

959

:

away on bail while he was out on bail.

960

:

He was gonna skip states

and then disappear.

961

:

And then this guy, we had that

whole super dark backstory of he.

962

:

Order hit on an innocent family.

963

:

And I was like, oh, okay.

964

:

So he's being confronted with

like, you know, he's wanting to do

965

:

the justice and this guy's really

doing the justice or whatever.

966

:

it seemed like it kind of wanted to

go there, but it never did for me.

967

:

Like, thinking about it, Walker

just like, 'cause he was, he

968

:

was upset at the beginning.

969

:

He was like, I can't believe

this guy's getting away.

970

:

The stupid justice system's

working again, blah, blah, blah.

971

:

growling about it.

972

:

And then at the end he's just

like, no, I, I do the justice,

973

:

the justice system's way.

974

:

And, but he didn't seem to learn anything.

975

:

I don't know.

976

:

It was really weird.

977

:

glo_1_06-29-2025_211728: Hmm.

978

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: I feel

like, yeah, I think that that

979

:

is in fact what they were trying

to go for with this episode.

980

:

It's just like the shoddiness of every

part of this show didn't allow for that.

981

:

Like,

982

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Yeah, it seemed like we were supposed

983

:

to have a moment and learn a lesson, but

we just sort of went hand wave over it.

984

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Yeah.

985

:

Like they just are not

capable of depth in this show.

986

:

You just don't get it, do you?

987

:

evie-s-new-boyfriend_1_06-29-2025_201705:

Yeah.

988

:

beth_1_06-29-2025_211706: Yeah,

like, um, so speaking of Shoddiness,

989

:

so like, dude shoots the gun, right?

990

:

And, uh, our perp goes down and

then, um, and then dude speeds

991

:

off in his like red truck.

992

:

And so Walker chases it down.

993

:

And raises a gun and aims

at it as if he's gonna fire.

994

:

Right.

995

:

But they use two shots for this.

996

:

They use a wide, like, full body shot.

997

:

And then they use like kind of a mid

shot where it's just like his upper

998

:

body, while he's aiming the gun.

999

:

So they could have simply reshot

the wide shot to match their

:

00:39:26,362 --> 00:39:28,252

mid shot, but they didn't.

:

00:39:28,552 --> 00:39:35,962

So instead what we get is a cut to him

standing and you seeing his empty hands by

:

00:39:35,962 --> 00:39:43,882

his sides and every single wide shot and

like him holding a gun in the mid shots

:

00:39:46,072 --> 00:39:46,162

-:

:

00:39:47,162 --> 00:39:49,262

-:

yeah, it's like the continuity

:

00:39:49,262 --> 00:39:50,642

is just like fucked, like.

:

00:39:52,102 --> 00:39:53,992

-:

Well, speaking of Shoddiness, I

:

00:39:53,992 --> 00:39:59,092

thought you were cutting to the next

scene where we are just chock full of

:

00:39:59,572 --> 00:40:01,672

pan flutes and magical native uncle,

:

00:40:03,812 --> 00:40:05,312

-:

:

00:40:06,217 --> 00:40:06,697

-:

:

00:40:06,812 --> 00:40:09,842

-:

most Spirit Halloween teepe

:

00:40:10,172 --> 00:40:13,262

I have ever seen in my life.

:

00:40:13,672 --> 00:40:14,632

-:

a Cherokee thing.

:

00:40:14,632 --> 00:40:16,012

Friends, not a Cherokee

:

00:40:16,257 --> 00:40:16,787

-:

:

00:40:18,022 --> 00:40:19,612

-:

No, no, no, no, no.

:

00:40:19,712 --> 00:40:21,692

-:

too and I was like, uh, yep.

:

00:40:21,752 --> 00:40:22,142

Nope.

:

00:40:22,142 --> 00:40:22,802

Not a thing.

:

00:40:22,947 --> 00:40:23,237

-:

:

00:40:24,122 --> 00:40:26,342

-:

would think Chuck Norris, who's going

:

00:40:26,342 --> 00:40:31,292

around going, I'm half Cherokee, would

fucking know if he was half Cherokee.

:

00:40:32,427 --> 00:40:32,647

-:

:

00:40:34,637 --> 00:40:35,867

-:

I am also looking to see if

:

00:40:35,867 --> 00:40:37,847

Washoe is a Cherokee word at all.

:

00:40:38,927 --> 00:40:39,707

It is not.

:

00:40:40,682 --> 00:40:41,882

-:

:

00:40:41,897 --> 00:40:46,187

-:

Uh, there is a, a Washoe people,

:

00:40:46,187 --> 00:40:52,127

but they are distinct from

anything related to the Cherokee.

:

00:40:53,207 --> 00:40:53,567

So

:

00:40:54,227 --> 00:40:57,657

-:

the teepee in my notes, I put.dot.

:

00:40:58,157 --> 00:40:59,137

He has a house.

:

00:41:00,872 --> 00:41:03,707

Like, come on guys.

:

00:41:05,972 --> 00:41:07,757

-:

uh, well just scrolling down through

:

00:41:07,757 --> 00:41:11,717

the Google, it seems like maybe there

was some sort of, you know, those.

:

00:41:12,632 --> 00:41:14,912

Miss, you know, people

were just making shit up

:

00:41:14,927 --> 00:41:15,527

-:

:

00:41:15,632 --> 00:41:17,732

-:

people for a long time, and that

:

00:41:17,732 --> 00:41:22,142

maybe there was a myth running

around that Washoe meant Lone Eagle

:

00:41:22,607 --> 00:41:23,807

-:

:

00:41:24,002 --> 00:41:24,662

-:

this show.

:

00:41:24,662 --> 00:41:25,712

Right, right.

:

00:41:26,687 --> 00:41:27,077

-:

:

00:41:27,077 --> 00:41:27,827

Anybody,

:

00:41:33,257 --> 00:41:33,287

-:

:

00:41:35,177 --> 00:41:35,657

Oh no.

:

00:41:35,707 --> 00:41:40,287

-:

an attraction to be like a string

:

00:41:40,287 --> 00:41:43,262

fellow hawk or a Walker Texas Ranger?

:

00:41:45,192 --> 00:41:48,702

-:

:

00:41:51,282 --> 00:41:54,672

I mean obviously I don't wanna

mansplain over here, but,

:

00:41:54,762 --> 00:41:55,657

-:

:

00:41:55,872 --> 00:41:56,202

-:

Please

:

00:41:56,252 --> 00:41:56,542

-:

:

00:41:56,622 --> 00:41:58,577

-:

splain them splain.

:

00:41:59,207 --> 00:42:05,177

Um, but like, so we had to watch

this documentary for, uh, my

:

00:42:05,177 --> 00:42:10,067

feminist theory class called Tough

Guys spelled G-Y-I-S-E, where,

:

00:42:10,322 --> 00:42:11,552

-:

Oh, that's clever.

:

00:42:11,882 --> 00:42:14,222

-:

it was a really good documentary.

:

00:42:14,222 --> 00:42:16,772

I think it's still on

Canopy, if not the sequel.

:

00:42:16,772 --> 00:42:21,332

Tough guys two is on Canopy and you

can access that with your library

:

00:42:21,332 --> 00:42:23,312

card or your school credentials.

:

00:42:23,427 --> 00:42:23,717

-:

Okay.

:

00:42:23,807 --> 00:42:24,077

-:

:

00:42:25,892 --> 00:42:30,662

-:

like was kind of him talking about this,

:

00:42:30,662 --> 00:42:35,792

this philosopher kind of talking about

how um, like throughout the nineties

:

00:42:35,792 --> 00:42:39,692

specifically, men really got bigger.

:

00:42:39,842 --> 00:42:46,652

Like the ideal man became this like,

big muscly man who did, part of that

:

00:42:47,102 --> 00:42:49,682

ideal was being the lone wolf type.

:

00:42:50,042 --> 00:42:50,372

-:

Hmm.

:

00:42:50,702 --> 00:42:52,832

-:

don't, you know, it's like that

:

00:42:52,832 --> 00:42:54,782

whole, I'm not gonna do emotions.

:

00:42:54,872 --> 00:42:55,292

-:

:

00:42:55,562 --> 00:42:56,222

-:

:

00:42:56,282 --> 00:42:59,612

I'm the lone wolf kind of manosphere

thing that's happening right now.

:

00:42:59,612 --> 00:43:02,222

I feel like it's kind of coming

back around with the like manosphere

:

00:43:02,402 --> 00:43:02,622

-:

:

00:43:02,797 --> 00:43:03,017

-:

Yeah.

:

00:43:03,497 --> 00:43:06,317

-:

Alpha and Sigmas and all that stuff.

:

00:43:06,812 --> 00:43:07,262

-:

:

00:43:07,262 --> 00:43:10,172

Based on defunct research.

:

00:43:10,622 --> 00:43:10,922

Yep,

:

00:43:11,057 --> 00:43:11,837

-:

:

00:43:11,882 --> 00:43:12,182

-:

Right.

:

00:43:12,182 --> 00:43:12,512

Yeah.

:

00:43:12,677 --> 00:43:13,397

-:

:

00:43:14,192 --> 00:43:15,092

-:

Yeah.

:

00:43:15,182 --> 00:43:20,342

-:

tell us, uh, if I'm right or not.

:

00:43:21,002 --> 00:43:23,042

-:

wanna know what predatory bird

:

00:43:23,042 --> 00:43:25,412

you identify with men, folk,

:

00:43:25,427 --> 00:43:26,237

-:

:

00:43:26,312 --> 00:43:26,612

-:

:

00:43:28,482 --> 00:43:30,252

-:

What's your favorite predatory bird?

:

00:43:31,092 --> 00:43:32,007

-:

what's your favorite lab?

:

00:43:32,007 --> 00:43:32,407

Boo Boo.

:

00:43:32,712 --> 00:43:34,302

I wanna know which lab boo

:

00:43:34,497 --> 00:43:39,957

-:

I TikTok told me about Labu Boo, and I'm

:

00:43:40,242 --> 00:43:41,142

-:

:

00:43:41,247 --> 00:43:42,267

-:

:

00:43:42,672 --> 00:43:43,512

-:

:

00:43:43,602 --> 00:43:44,052

-:

Louis Boo.

:

00:43:44,052 --> 00:43:44,892

I have no idea what's

:

00:43:44,967 --> 00:43:46,407

-:

They're weird dolls.

:

00:43:46,422 --> 00:43:46,692

-:

other day.

:

00:43:46,812 --> 00:43:48,222

-:

:

00:43:48,372 --> 00:43:48,672

-:

huh.

:

00:43:48,852 --> 00:43:51,402

-:

so weird and so creepy and so soft.

:

00:43:51,402 --> 00:43:54,702

And I fucking want all of

the lou Boo boos, dude.

:

00:43:56,142 --> 00:43:57,672

I'm obsessed with them.

:

00:43:58,482 --> 00:43:59,622

-:

sure if it's creepy and

:

00:43:59,622 --> 00:44:01,392

weird, my son would love one.

:

00:44:01,572 --> 00:44:02,922

I, uh, that's all I'm saying.

:

00:44:04,602 --> 00:44:07,092

-:

your son and I are going to get along.

:

00:44:07,287 --> 00:44:07,577

-:

Yeah.

:

00:44:07,582 --> 00:44:08,082

Yeah.

:

00:44:09,042 --> 00:44:09,702

-:

:

00:44:09,882 --> 00:44:10,992

-:

loves creepy and weird.

:

00:44:11,952 --> 00:44:12,432

-:

:

00:44:12,642 --> 00:44:14,802

-:

I mean, when he was two, his favorite

:

00:44:14,802 --> 00:44:17,592

movie was The Nightmare Before Christmas

:

00:44:18,112 --> 00:44:18,402

-:

:

00:44:18,762 --> 00:44:19,302

-:

:

00:44:19,662 --> 00:44:20,052

-:

two.

:

00:44:20,532 --> 00:44:22,392

-:

unraveling of Uggy Boogie.

:

00:44:22,572 --> 00:44:24,642

I remember being so fascinated by

:

00:44:24,732 --> 00:44:25,512

-:

thought he was gonna be

:

00:44:25,512 --> 00:44:26,352

scared of this movie.

:

00:44:26,352 --> 00:44:28,962

I thought he wanted to watch it

'cause it showed up on Netflix.

:

00:44:28,962 --> 00:44:29,922

And I was like, great.

:

00:44:30,012 --> 00:44:35,022

In about 20 minutes we're gonna be like

creeped out and scared and hugging mommy.

:

00:44:35,052 --> 00:44:36,822

And it became his favorite movie.

:

00:44:37,137 --> 00:44:37,737

-:

:

00:44:38,832 --> 00:44:40,092

-:

He's just loved the whole thing.

:

00:44:40,872 --> 00:44:42,192

Don't, don't get, don't know why.

:

00:44:42,552 --> 00:44:43,122

He's great.

:

00:44:43,152 --> 00:44:44,052

He's creepy and weird.

:

00:44:45,837 --> 00:44:46,287

-:

:

00:44:46,307 --> 00:44:46,587

-:

:

00:44:46,587 --> 00:44:47,512

-:

we're hanging out with Owen.

:

00:44:47,562 --> 00:44:48,342

-:

:

00:44:48,342 --> 00:44:49,572

I'm so sorry.

:

00:44:49,707 --> 00:44:50,157

-:

Okay.

:

00:44:50,277 --> 00:44:50,997

It'll work out.

:

00:44:51,027 --> 00:44:51,597

It'll be fine.

:

00:44:54,417 --> 00:44:54,777

Okay.

:

00:44:54,777 --> 00:44:57,237

So I don't even know what happens

with our magical native uncle.

:

00:44:57,237 --> 00:44:58,347

I was too mad about it.

:

00:44:58,857 --> 00:45:01,317

-:

something about a shadow over a moon.

:

00:45:01,707 --> 00:45:02,157

-:

sure.

:

00:45:02,547 --> 00:45:02,787

Mm-hmm.

:

00:45:02,847 --> 00:45:04,047

-:

end of this episode

:

00:45:04,437 --> 00:45:05,397

-:

With more flutes.

:

00:45:05,397 --> 00:45:05,757

Yeah.

:

00:45:06,942 --> 00:45:07,362

Mm-hmm.

:

00:45:07,587 --> 00:45:11,937

-:

to be the formula that like we have the

:

00:45:11,937 --> 00:45:16,407

opening and then we have Uncle Ray come

in and have a vision, and then at the end

:

00:45:16,407 --> 00:45:18,837

we're gonna see why the vision came true?

:

00:45:19,737 --> 00:45:20,697

-:

I'm a little afraid.

:

00:45:20,697 --> 00:45:20,967

Yeah.

:

00:45:21,177 --> 00:45:21,807

-:

:

00:45:23,277 --> 00:45:25,197

-:

fear that that is correct.

:

00:45:25,197 --> 00:45:25,677

Yes.

:

00:45:26,907 --> 00:45:27,507

Um,

:

00:45:27,657 --> 00:45:29,487

-:

it's gotta be more than one time.

:

00:45:29,577 --> 00:45:29,847

Yeah.

:

00:45:31,857 --> 00:45:32,247

Okay.

:

00:45:32,397 --> 00:45:33,507

-:

:

00:45:33,992 --> 00:45:34,212

-:

So.

:

00:45:34,377 --> 00:45:37,647

-:

dive and like it seems like, yeah, this

:

00:45:37,647 --> 00:45:41,277

pissed off, uh, native communities like.

:

00:45:41,622 --> 00:45:46,572

As it was airing, like it was

so aggressively racist that even

:

00:45:46,602 --> 00:45:50,952

like in the early nineties, people

were like, Hey man, wait a minute.

:

00:45:51,402 --> 00:45:55,602

-:

Yeah, I am not surprised at all.

:

00:45:56,712 --> 00:45:57,402

-:

:

00:45:58,422 --> 00:45:58,842

-:

Yeah.

:

00:45:58,842 --> 00:46:03,432

So we get some Tufts breaking into the

car and they get got by fake walker.

:

00:46:04,362 --> 00:46:09,522

Um, but more importantly, we

go back to the ranger house

:

00:46:10,542 --> 00:46:13,242

Evie is all tousled and sexy.

:

00:46:13,242 --> 00:46:18,462

Now she's got her tight black

dress with like the little

:

00:46:18,462 --> 00:46:21,702

collared neck and our hair is.

:

00:46:21,702 --> 00:46:24,072

-:

little cutout thing she had going on.

:

00:46:24,102 --> 00:46:24,612

Yes.

:

00:46:24,612 --> 00:46:26,982

And she has like cute tousled, like beachy

:

00:46:27,042 --> 00:46:27,462

-:

:

00:46:28,182 --> 00:46:30,252

-:

She went from like a bun librarian

:

00:46:30,252 --> 00:46:35,562

in the first scene with like a green

cardigan or something to like sexy.

:

00:46:36,507 --> 00:46:40,857

-:

like like, uh, a ranger comes in and

:

00:46:40,857 --> 00:46:47,157

gives her a like thing and basically

goes swing, um, because there is no

:

00:46:47,157 --> 00:46:50,097

HR department in the ranger house.

:

00:46:50,172 --> 00:46:50,952

-:

oh, clearly.

:

00:46:51,222 --> 00:46:51,672

Yeah.

:

00:46:51,732 --> 00:46:53,802

No, he like can't scrape

his jaw off the floor.

:

00:46:53,802 --> 00:46:55,872

He's immediately asking her out.

:

00:46:55,902 --> 00:46:57,462

She shoots him down

:

00:46:59,502 --> 00:47:06,072

and then comes in and I just

wrote Walker, what the fuck?

:

00:47:06,432 --> 00:47:07,542

What the fuck?

:

00:47:07,902 --> 00:47:10,722

You are too old for her fuck.

:

00:47:11,682 --> 00:47:13,992

he also can't scrape

his jaw off the floor.

:

00:47:13,992 --> 00:47:16,062

And she's like, oh, I

can go home and change.

:

00:47:16,062 --> 00:47:17,232

Like, I'm sorry.

:

00:47:17,277 --> 00:47:20,277

-:

no, you're perfect.

:

00:47:21,147 --> 00:47:27,477

After the camera goes from toe

to head, very slowly panning up

:

00:47:27,872 --> 00:47:28,292

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

00:47:28,467 --> 00:47:29,217

-:

:

00:47:30,722 --> 00:47:31,142

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

00:47:31,922 --> 00:47:32,342

Mm-hmm.

:

00:47:34,242 --> 00:47:35,772

-:

No HR department.

:

00:47:38,547 --> 00:47:39,297

-:

I hate this show

:

00:47:40,092 --> 00:47:41,352

-:

I hate this show too.

:

00:47:41,772 --> 00:47:47,202

Uh, it was that scene that made me text

our group chat and go, I'm so sorry for

:

00:47:47,202 --> 00:47:51,462

picking this show, or whatever I said, or

I'm not allowed to pick the show anymore.

:

00:47:51,912 --> 00:47:52,452

I don't know.

:

00:47:53,452 --> 00:47:53,632

-:

glow.

:

00:47:53,722 --> 00:47:54,742

Do you wanna handle that ball?

:

00:47:54,772 --> 00:47:54,802

Oh,

:

00:47:56,477 --> 00:47:59,772

-:

wait, like not picking the show?

:

00:48:00,417 --> 00:48:00,657

-:

no.

:

00:48:00,657 --> 00:48:04,167

I mean like, do you wanna dunk on

Walker some for being a creepy weirdo?

:

00:48:04,637 --> 00:48:05,242

-:

:

00:48:05,297 --> 00:48:07,427

I was just enjoying your guys' commentary.

:

00:48:08,667 --> 00:48:10,137

-:

I would feel bad though if we

:

00:48:10,137 --> 00:48:13,017

left this scene and you hadn't had

your chance to do some dunking.

:

00:48:13,277 --> 00:48:14,147

-:

:

00:48:14,292 --> 00:48:14,562

-:

:

00:48:14,807 --> 00:48:15,467

-:

:

00:48:15,672 --> 00:48:15,822

-:

:

00:48:15,977 --> 00:48:20,237

-:

you know, it's, she, I don't know.

:

00:48:20,237 --> 00:48:24,317

I kind of felt this way between like

Caitlyn and Stringfellow as well.

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00:48:24,317 --> 00:48:26,867

Like I know Stringfellow was like not as.

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00:48:27,417 --> 00:48:30,537

You know, change the biggest,

you know, the same, uh,

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00:48:30,537 --> 00:48:33,177

amount of years between them.

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00:48:33,177 --> 00:48:38,157

But like, you wanna protect Evie, kind of

like you wanted to protect Kaitlyn, right?

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00:48:38,487 --> 00:48:38,877

Yeah.

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00:48:38,877 --> 00:48:39,417

And yeah.

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00:48:39,567 --> 00:48:41,667

No, not, okay.

:

00:48:41,682 --> 00:48:42,912

-:

is just worse for me.

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00:48:42,912 --> 00:48:43,332

I don't know

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00:48:43,587 --> 00:48:44,097

-:

:

00:48:44,157 --> 00:48:45,897

-:

this is, well, because he's so

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00:48:46,077 --> 00:48:47,247

-:

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00:48:47,247 --> 00:48:47,877

Yeah.

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00:48:48,042 --> 00:48:49,872

-:

yeah, because she's supposed to be like

:

00:48:49,932 --> 00:48:54,312

right out of high school, it seems like,

or maybe right out of college, undergrad,

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00:48:54,362 --> 00:48:56,552

-:

a dad's age almost.

:

00:48:56,657 --> 00:48:57,017

-:

Yeah.

:

00:48:57,422 --> 00:49:00,392

-:

we're circling the drain to Grandpapa

:

00:49:00,587 --> 00:49:04,397

-:

you, but doesn't this play into our,

:

00:49:04,427 --> 00:49:06,647

you know, Republican fantasy, right?

:

00:49:07,067 --> 00:49:11,837

The, you know, older white male

has power to seduce anybody.

:

00:49:12,287 --> 00:49:12,677

Right?

:

00:49:12,827 --> 00:49:17,117

And it, it happens with CD later

on with the big reveal, which

:

00:49:17,117 --> 00:49:17,882

we're not gonna get to yet.

:

00:49:17,972 --> 00:49:20,357

But like, CD even Ha Yeah.

:

00:49:20,357 --> 00:49:24,857

CD even has this expectation that

the women that he's going to be

:

00:49:24,857 --> 00:49:26,447

with are going to be younger.

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00:49:27,192 --> 00:49:28,962

-:

right outta high school, so she's

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00:49:28,962 --> 00:49:33,312

nice and fertile and she's not gonna

get all in fertile, you know, 'cause

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00:49:33,522 --> 00:49:37,302

'cause women lose their fertility

by the time they're 20 or whatever,

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00:49:37,437 --> 00:49:39,357

-:

I think he said 30 or something.

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00:49:39,357 --> 00:49:40,407

Who, who said that?

:

00:49:40,677 --> 00:49:41,637

Why are we talking about it?

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00:49:41,637 --> 00:49:41,877

I don't

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00:49:42,147 --> 00:49:42,897

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00:49:42,927 --> 00:49:43,287

-:

said it.

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00:49:43,287 --> 00:49:43,977

God dammit.

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00:49:45,222 --> 00:49:46,482

-:

It's not true though

:

00:49:46,887 --> 00:49:47,172

-:

:

00:49:47,632 --> 00:49:47,852

Dan.

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00:49:48,867 --> 00:49:50,847

-:

38-year-old mom right here.

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00:49:51,537 --> 00:49:52,257

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:

00:49:52,677 --> 00:49:52,947

Yeah.

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00:49:52,947 --> 00:49:53,517

Seriously.

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00:49:53,517 --> 00:49:53,997

Me too.

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00:49:54,072 --> 00:49:54,432

-:

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00:49:55,287 --> 00:49:55,737

-:

Yeah.

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00:49:55,892 --> 00:49:56,112

-:

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00:49:56,202 --> 00:49:56,712

-:

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00:49:58,662 --> 00:49:59,292

Um.

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00:49:59,437 --> 00:49:59,857

Mm-hmm.

:

00:49:59,877 --> 00:50:02,187

-:

CD's date hasn't shown up at the bar.

:

00:50:03,462 --> 00:50:05,442

Truett State made it though,

you know, she made it a

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00:50:05,757 --> 00:50:06,837

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00:50:06,837 --> 00:50:06,987

-:

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00:50:07,377 --> 00:50:07,707

Yeah.

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00:50:07,707 --> 00:50:08,817

And she looks so good,

:

00:50:09,012 --> 00:50:09,222

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

00:50:09,477 --> 00:50:12,867

-:

um, I think we have to go back

:

00:50:13,272 --> 00:50:14,232

-:

Oh, I missed something.

:

00:50:15,327 --> 00:50:21,717

-:

that whiskey makes the perfect aftershave

:

00:50:22,617 --> 00:50:23,847

-:

it on behind the bar.

:

00:50:25,617 --> 00:50:25,837

-:

Huh.

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00:50:26,747 --> 00:50:27,037

Okay.

:

00:50:27,747 --> 00:50:30,852

-:

who da like, nah,

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00:50:31,332 --> 00:50:32,172

-:

I don't know.

:

00:50:32,427 --> 00:50:33,297

-:

:

00:50:33,347 --> 00:50:34,757

Is definitely a no for me though,

:

00:50:34,832 --> 00:50:35,042

-:

:

00:50:37,012 --> 00:50:38,807

-:

I, I reserve judgment

:

00:50:38,807 --> 00:50:39,977

'cause I have no idea.

:

00:50:39,977 --> 00:50:43,157

But it does seem choice.

:

00:50:43,862 --> 00:50:44,312

-:

:

00:50:45,542 --> 00:50:48,617

-:

he has his own small business guys,

:

00:50:49,967 --> 00:50:50,417

-:

He does.

:

00:50:50,607 --> 00:50:51,027

-:

:

00:50:51,077 --> 00:50:51,977

-:

businessman.

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00:50:52,352 --> 00:50:53,972

-:

she didn't show up 'cause she

:

00:50:53,972 --> 00:50:55,412

was intimidated by his small

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00:50:55,727 --> 00:50:56,147

-:

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00:50:57,272 --> 00:50:58,562

-:

She's probably too old too.

:

00:50:58,562 --> 00:51:01,412

She's probably like 21 gross.

:

00:51:02,882 --> 00:51:03,507

That is a joke.

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00:51:04,112 --> 00:51:04,622

-:

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00:51:04,742 --> 00:51:05,822

-:

For our listeners.

:

00:51:06,417 --> 00:51:08,067

-:

but we, we don't have too long to think on

:

00:51:08,067 --> 00:51:12,447

that because some rude asshole just walks

up to Walker as he's like leaning back in

:

00:51:12,447 --> 00:51:14,787

his chair and pushes him all the way over.

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00:51:15,447 --> 00:51:15,777

-:

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00:51:16,497 --> 00:51:19,107

Then I have in my notes

that Chuck ends him rightly.

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00:51:20,517 --> 00:51:20,907

-:

Yeah.

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00:51:20,912 --> 00:51:21,132

-:

:

00:51:21,327 --> 00:51:23,367

-:

up, just, just starts, you know.

:

00:51:23,817 --> 00:51:27,657

So I walk in there and I started blasting,

you know, he just starts swinging.

:

00:51:29,157 --> 00:51:33,597

and uh, then the dudes are

like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

:

00:51:34,447 --> 00:51:37,827

your partner Bodine said that

this was gonna be a fun prank.

:

00:51:37,947 --> 00:51:39,177

He paid us 500 bucks.

:

00:51:39,177 --> 00:51:48,567

He said, you think it was funny because in

:

:

00:51:48,657 --> 00:51:48,897

You

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00:51:49,032 --> 00:51:49,452

-:

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00:51:49,497 --> 00:51:50,097

-:

:

00:51:52,197 --> 00:51:54,957

so Um.

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00:51:57,507 --> 00:51:59,722

And then da, da da.

:

00:51:59,817 --> 00:52:01,332

-:

I think that whole thing was really

:

00:52:01,332 --> 00:52:06,162

just a thinly veiled excuse because we

realized it had been five minutes without

:

00:52:06,162 --> 00:52:09,222

any kick and we had to do some kicks.

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00:52:09,627 --> 00:52:10,257

-:

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00:52:10,377 --> 00:52:11,367

-:

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00:52:12,552 --> 00:52:13,482

-:

Yeah,

:

00:52:13,527 --> 00:52:16,107

-:

forgot for five seconds that this

:

00:52:16,107 --> 00:52:17,997

wasn't a truck nor his vehicle,

:

00:52:18,942 --> 00:52:19,362

-:

yeah.

:

00:52:19,497 --> 00:52:21,117

-:

he had to remind us.

:

00:52:21,372 --> 00:52:21,762

-:

Yes.

:

00:52:22,457 --> 00:52:25,932

Uh, and I, I wondered, I wrote in my

notes, I was like, do men really live

:

00:52:25,932 --> 00:52:29,352

with this fantasy of constantly being

challenged and then whooping ass?

:

00:52:30,327 --> 00:52:31,947

-:

think that is a thing though.

:

00:52:31,947 --> 00:52:37,647

I feel like this was a thing for a while,

that like there are men, or maybe all men

:

00:52:37,767 --> 00:52:42,657

are always sizing other men up on whether

they could kick their asses or not.

:

00:52:43,497 --> 00:52:47,097

Men in the discord, could

you also talk about that?

:

00:52:48,327 --> 00:52:52,077

Like when, when you walk down

a hall or something like that,

:

00:52:52,137 --> 00:52:54,207

are you sizing other men up?

:

00:52:54,237 --> 00:52:58,557

Just like, not even aggressively,

but like I could take him.

:

00:52:59,860 --> 00:53:01,060

-:

just kind of always thought

:

00:53:01,060 --> 00:53:02,800

that was a manosphere thing too.

:

00:53:02,860 --> 00:53:09,400

Like it was just kind of this like

weird ideal of what a man should be.

:

00:53:09,460 --> 00:53:14,140

Uh, the alpha, the high value

male, he is always izing up

:

00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:18,790

other males keep his high value,

:

00:53:23,650 --> 00:53:24,250

but I don't know,

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00:53:26,090 --> 00:53:26,310

-:

and

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00:53:26,350 --> 00:53:26,710

-:

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00:53:26,730 --> 00:53:27,865

-:

the whole time.

:

00:53:28,240 --> 00:53:31,420

The things that women actually

value in a male are being

:

00:53:31,420 --> 00:53:34,480

completely ignored that manosphere.

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00:53:34,825 --> 00:53:35,045

-:

:

00:53:35,290 --> 00:53:36,880

-:

:

00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:38,110

-:

who doesn't have to be

:

00:53:38,110 --> 00:53:39,970

told to take out the trash.

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00:53:40,345 --> 00:53:41,965

-:

:

00:53:42,625 --> 00:53:44,155

I am a man in my life.

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00:53:44,185 --> 00:53:47,275

I don't even have to even have to

tell him to take out the trash.

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00:53:47,525 --> 00:53:47,815

-:

Yeah.

:

00:53:49,150 --> 00:53:50,710

We just don't wanna be your mommy.

:

00:53:50,740 --> 00:53:55,600

We want you to, to do your own things for

your own house because they need done, not

:

00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:59,740

because you're doing us a favor whatever.

:

00:53:59,740 --> 00:54:01,450

Just fucking do it.

:

00:54:02,110 --> 00:54:04,000

Don't make me be your manager.

:

00:54:04,300 --> 00:54:04,480

Fuck

:

00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:09,400

-:

be clear, when you watch your own

:

00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:13,660

children, men, it is not babysitting.

:

00:54:13,885 --> 00:54:14,175

-:

yeah.

:

00:54:14,650 --> 00:54:20,200

-:

taking on your share of the responsibility

:

00:54:20,500 --> 00:54:25,840

for child rearing Jesus fucking Christ.

:

00:54:27,625 --> 00:54:30,805

-:

to our internet dad, and he's amazing.

:

00:54:30,805 --> 00:54:31,285

So.

:

00:54:31,645 --> 00:54:35,575

Ben, don't read into this

as me ranting on you.

:

00:54:35,575 --> 00:54:36,475

You are a great dad.

:

00:54:37,090 --> 00:54:37,390

-:

yeah.

:

00:54:37,420 --> 00:54:38,050

No, no, no.

:

00:54:38,110 --> 00:54:45,430

We, we, uh, just have general things

that we've absorbed from, you know,

:

00:54:45,430 --> 00:54:49,900

other friends', relationships or

other experiences or the media,

:

00:54:50,005 --> 00:54:50,665

-:

:

00:54:50,860 --> 00:54:51,970

-:

the media's always fucking

:

00:54:51,970 --> 00:54:54,190

talking to us about this shit.

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00:54:54,940 --> 00:54:56,410

-:

:

00:54:57,130 --> 00:54:57,580

Uh, yeah.

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00:54:57,580 --> 00:54:59,590

You know, past relationships, whatever.

:

00:54:59,980 --> 00:55:04,660

Um, no, to be clear, JRA

knows not to read into this.

:

00:55:04,660 --> 00:55:06,760

He's extremely confident.

:

00:55:07,205 --> 00:55:07,495

-:

Yeah.

:

00:55:07,810 --> 00:55:10,600

-:

he is, he is an extremely good

:

00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:12,340

partner and I really did luck out.

:

00:55:13,340 --> 00:55:13,820

-:

CD's.

:

00:55:13,820 --> 00:55:16,640

Not gonna luck out because

:

00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:17,090

-:

:

00:55:17,090 --> 00:55:18,440

-:

there's a lady in a red dress

:

00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:21,800

walking in, but she's about to

make him look like a real schmuck.

:

00:55:24,140 --> 00:55:27,650

-:

is significantly too young for him.

:

00:55:27,740 --> 00:55:28,100

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

00:55:28,130 --> 00:55:28,460

-:

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00:55:29,150 --> 00:55:29,990

-:

Very attractive.

:

00:55:30,455 --> 00:55:30,875

Mm-hmm.

:

00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:31,340

-:

:

00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:32,270

Her hair is.

:

00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:37,730

She's got that early nineties, like

swoopy cloth thing was kind of cool.

:

00:55:39,530 --> 00:55:43,370

and, uh, she's wearing a red dress,

so he thinks it's his women's.

:

00:55:44,690 --> 00:55:53,660

and in fact she is just there to

drop off a another letter for old

:

00:55:53,660 --> 00:55:56,510

Chucky, from our good friend ine.

:

00:55:57,680 --> 00:56:05,060

Um, and it says, God, it says

something like, close walker.

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00:56:05,090 --> 00:56:06,680

No, that's

:

00:56:06,860 --> 00:56:08,780

-:

No, I think this time it was like, I

:

00:56:08,865 --> 00:56:10,520

just wanted to see how good you were.

:

00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:11,240

Ha ha.

:

00:56:11,630 --> 00:56:12,080

-:

:

00:56:12,110 --> 00:56:13,310

-:

Jokey jokes.

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00:56:13,700 --> 00:56:14,180

-:

:

00:56:15,110 --> 00:56:19,670

Uh, you know, you fight nice but

not as nice as me or something

:

00:56:20,690 --> 00:56:23,450

super bratty, flirty like that.

:

00:56:24,620 --> 00:56:24,950

-:

Yeah.

:

00:56:25,310 --> 00:56:27,020

-:

am making this gay victor.

:

00:56:29,225 --> 00:56:29,645

You're

:

00:56:29,795 --> 00:56:30,860

-:

else is making it gay?

:

00:56:30,860 --> 00:56:31,670

Probably.

:

00:56:32,510 --> 00:56:34,760

Uh, this next lady, Mabel.

:

00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:36,380

I kind of like Mabel.

:

00:56:37,220 --> 00:56:38,420

-:

Mabel's kind of chill.

:

00:56:39,065 --> 00:56:39,845

-:

:

00:56:40,055 --> 00:56:43,625

Mabel, I hope Mable comes back

because I love Mabel's character.

:

00:56:43,970 --> 00:56:44,360

-:

Yeah.

:

00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:44,840

No.

:

00:56:45,110 --> 00:56:46,245

-:

she's pretty cool.

:

00:56:46,460 --> 00:56:46,790

-:

Yeah.

:

00:56:46,790 --> 00:56:51,050

I think, I think Mabel is friends

with all the, the gays in the ranger

:

00:56:51,050 --> 00:56:54,710

house that are like on the DL because

this is Texas in the nineties,

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00:56:54,905 --> 00:56:55,325

-:

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00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:57,080

-:

she's cool with them and

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00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:58,130

they're cool with Mabel.

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00:56:58,175 --> 00:56:58,505

-:

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00:56:59,570 --> 00:57:01,100

-:

Mabel is a friend of Dorothy.

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00:57:02,933 --> 00:57:03,203

-:

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00:57:03,668 --> 00:57:03,908

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

00:57:04,013 --> 00:57:05,153

-:

And just the idea that.

:

00:57:05,198 --> 00:57:06,428

-:

friend of, friend of Dorothy.

:

00:57:06,533 --> 00:57:10,253

-:

focusing on like young women this entire

:

00:57:10,523 --> 00:57:14,963

time and like the coolest person in this

show so far has definitely been Mabel.

:

00:57:15,533 --> 00:57:16,193

-:

Yeah, the

:

00:57:16,403 --> 00:57:16,703

-:

:

00:57:16,793 --> 00:57:20,063

-:

lady, like, yeah, close to retirement.

:

00:57:20,063 --> 00:57:21,473

She doesn't give any fucks.

:

00:57:21,473 --> 00:57:25,913

Like they come to talk to her about

warrants and she's just like, oh, you know

:

00:57:25,913 --> 00:57:28,343

that new ranger who's actually handsome?

:

00:57:28,343 --> 00:57:29,933

I told him about this one too.

:

00:57:32,528 --> 00:57:36,698

-:

like, yo, Walker come to Acapulco with me.

:

00:57:37,088 --> 00:57:41,378

Which like, I'm sorry, you're gonna

hit on Walker when Jimmy's right there

:

00:57:41,483 --> 00:57:42,083

-:

He's right there.

:

00:57:42,083 --> 00:57:42,443

Well,

:

00:57:42,608 --> 00:57:43,268

-:

:

00:57:43,268 --> 00:57:44,288

Fucking there.

:

00:57:44,903 --> 00:57:46,463

-:

maybe she's being respectful of

:

00:57:46,468 --> 00:57:50,543

like the age gap 'cause it's not

as big between her and Walker, but

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00:57:50,708 --> 00:57:51,668

-:

Well, that's fair.

:

00:57:51,743 --> 00:57:52,163

-:

I don't know.

:

00:57:52,318 --> 00:57:53,188

-:

I can respect that.

:

00:57:53,188 --> 00:57:54,238

I can see that from Abel.

:

00:57:55,798 --> 00:58:04,588

Um, but yeah, so, um, then they figure

out, yeah, that, uh, that um, this guy

:

00:58:04,888 --> 00:58:09,328

is getting inside information and they

don't know how, so they go to Mabel.

:

00:58:09,598 --> 00:58:11,968

Mabel is the warrant officer, right?

:

00:58:11,968 --> 00:58:12,928

She's the one who

:

00:58:12,973 --> 00:58:13,933

-:

She's passing him out,

:

00:58:14,638 --> 00:58:15,058

-:

:

00:58:15,808 --> 00:58:16,408

her job.

:

00:58:16,723 --> 00:58:16,843

-:

it.

:

00:58:16,843 --> 00:58:17,383

Rain

:

00:58:17,848 --> 00:58:18,118

-:

:

00:58:18,118 --> 00:58:18,298

She

:

00:58:18,313 --> 00:58:19,093

-:

warrants

:

00:58:21,358 --> 00:58:24,988

-:

to the United States warrants.

:

00:58:26,338 --> 00:58:27,363

but yeah, and so like.

:

00:58:29,413 --> 00:58:34,153

Um, she says, oh yeah, there was a

super, like you said, you know, the

:

00:58:34,153 --> 00:58:37,903

super hot ranger came in earlier, so hot.

:

00:58:38,803 --> 00:58:43,123

'cause that's all anyone says about the

guy is like, oh, he's just super hot.

:

00:58:43,663 --> 00:58:44,323

Um,

:

00:58:44,408 --> 00:58:44,628

-:

No.

:

00:58:44,863 --> 00:58:45,013

-:

:

00:58:45,783 --> 00:58:46,073

-:

:

00:58:46,693 --> 00:58:49,033

-:

and then she's like, oh, he was

:

00:58:49,033 --> 00:58:50,503

just in here two minutes ago.

:

00:58:50,573 --> 00:58:52,433

you could probably still

catch him until then.

:

00:58:52,433 --> 00:58:55,823

Like they run down the hall, they're

like, they see this guy in a red

:

00:58:55,823 --> 00:58:57,923

shirt, which is like her description.

:

00:58:58,003 --> 00:59:02,833

they grab the guy, bring him back to the

office and she goes, said he was handsome.

:

00:59:04,858 --> 00:59:05,878

-:

:

00:59:05,998 --> 00:59:07,438

-:

Yes, girl.

:

00:59:07,768 --> 00:59:09,238

-:

:

00:59:09,433 --> 00:59:10,723

-:

:

00:59:13,693 --> 00:59:14,443

Uh,

:

00:59:14,728 --> 00:59:16,888

-:

But then like we get the call

:

00:59:16,888 --> 00:59:19,468

from Ranger boating and friends.

:

00:59:19,708 --> 00:59:25,483

I need to ask, I have

never heard this before.

:

00:59:26,188 --> 00:59:30,478

Like he, he's doing the taunt walker thing

and be like, haha, you didn't get me.

:

00:59:30,673 --> 00:59:31,093

-:

:

00:59:31,138 --> 00:59:33,898

-:

he says Close, but no cutey doll.

:

00:59:34,303 --> 00:59:36,103

-:

Like a slutty little brat.

:

00:59:37,338 --> 00:59:37,628

yeah.

:

00:59:37,843 --> 00:59:39,908

So, sorry.

:

00:59:40,873 --> 00:59:42,403

Um, I don't know.

:

00:59:42,403 --> 00:59:48,403

In my notes I theorized that it

must be a doll made out of QPI Mayo.

:

00:59:48,823 --> 00:59:49,123

-:

it's,

:

00:59:49,228 --> 00:59:49,708

-:

:

00:59:49,753 --> 00:59:49,903

-:

of

:

00:59:50,038 --> 00:59:50,368

-:

:

00:59:50,428 --> 00:59:54,988

So it's basically, it would've been

a prize that you would've gotten at

:

00:59:54,988 --> 00:59:58,678

a fair, like if you look up what a

QPI doll is, they're, they're, you

:

00:59:58,678 --> 01:00:00,358

know, you've probably seen one before.

:

01:00:00,463 --> 01:00:01,603

-:

I, I can picture the

:

01:00:01,733 --> 01:00:02,023

-:

:

01:00:02,053 --> 01:00:03,373

-:

but I didn't know that context

:

01:00:03,373 --> 01:00:04,333

of like you win it at a

:

01:00:04,413 --> 01:00:04,703

-:

:

01:00:04,733 --> 01:00:05,143

It's like.

:

01:00:05,203 --> 01:00:06,763

-:

why the fuck would you say

:

01:00:06,913 --> 01:00:10,063

-:

but no cigar close, but no kipi doll.

:

01:00:10,143 --> 01:00:12,873

-:

was distracted because I looked up

:

01:00:12,873 --> 01:00:17,403

what a Kipi doll looks like and that

will haunt my nightmares forever.

:

01:00:17,478 --> 01:00:17,943

-:

not very cute.

:

01:00:18,063 --> 01:00:18,813

-:

:

01:00:18,963 --> 01:00:19,503

Those are

:

01:00:19,698 --> 01:00:22,188

-:

you like the, the, the Lululemon

:

01:00:22,188 --> 01:00:23,658

dolls or whatever they're called?

:

01:00:24,003 --> 01:00:25,503

-:

The La Booboo dolls.

:

01:00:25,503 --> 01:00:29,373

Yeah, because those are

self-aware about their creepiness.

:

01:00:30,033 --> 01:00:32,043

They're, they're creepy, but self-aware.

:

01:00:32,193 --> 01:00:33,903

That was always my issue with the bie.

:

01:00:33,903 --> 01:00:36,603

The BIE thought it was like so cute.

:

01:00:36,723 --> 01:00:39,393

And that's how you get demons, right?

:

01:00:39,393 --> 01:00:43,563

But like the lu boo boo doll, like, ugly.

:

01:00:44,283 --> 01:00:45,033

know I'm ugly.

:

01:00:45,363 --> 01:00:46,683

Love me anyway, dude.

:

01:00:47,043 --> 01:00:47,733

And I'm like, me.

:

01:00:47,973 --> 01:00:49,143

Yeah, me too, dude.

:

01:00:49,143 --> 01:00:50,223

Like let's go.

:

01:00:50,643 --> 01:00:54,393

Like I see myself in you la Boo boo.

:

01:00:54,873 --> 01:00:58,683

I see myself in you and you know.

:

01:00:59,883 --> 01:01:03,393

That's what being an adult is all about.

:

01:01:03,483 --> 01:01:06,633

Just, just buying shit

that makes you happy

:

01:01:06,668 --> 01:01:07,038

-:

It's true.

:

01:01:08,938 --> 01:01:09,158

But

:

01:01:09,303 --> 01:01:10,443

-:

:

01:01:11,398 --> 01:01:12,958

-:

a QP doll for sure.

:

01:01:13,948 --> 01:01:15,688

Um, we cut.

:

01:01:15,813 --> 01:01:16,638

-:

:

01:01:17,358 --> 01:01:19,068

-:

We cut back to Evie still

:

01:01:19,068 --> 01:01:21,168

sexing it up around the office.

:

01:01:22,308 --> 01:01:27,828

Uh, she hasn't had any luck finding any

boatings 'cause they were like, oh, we

:

01:01:27,828 --> 01:01:30,228

need to try to figure out who the sky is.

:

01:01:32,448 --> 01:01:39,888

like for people who were rangers or they

were police or like law enforcement with

:

01:01:39,888 --> 01:01:42,138

the name of Bodine and she can't find any.

:

01:01:43,428 --> 01:01:48,828

Um, and then we find out she met

the new boyfriend in the office.

:

01:01:48,828 --> 01:01:51,168

He was at the ranger house.

:

01:01:51,648 --> 01:01:52,068

-:

:

01:01:52,548 --> 01:01:53,298

-:

Uh oh.

:

01:01:53,408 --> 01:01:58,623

-:

he at the ranger house and she said, IDK.

:

01:01:59,313 --> 01:02:02,883

He just walked up to me and

we were chatting, and then

:

01:02:02,883 --> 01:02:04,293

he helped me fix my computer.

:

01:02:04,293 --> 01:02:05,523

And then we went out on a date.

:

01:02:05,523 --> 01:02:10,623

And now I've have, I've

discovered wearing my hair down.

:

01:02:10,623 --> 01:02:10,683

I,

:

01:02:11,268 --> 01:02:14,058

-:

Guys, friends.

:

01:02:15,618 --> 01:02:20,448

Can you imagine in this day and age

be it working in, in the Ranger house,

:

01:02:20,448 --> 01:02:24,648

the law enforcement with lots of

sensitive information and some rando

:

01:02:24,648 --> 01:02:26,778

walks in and he's just so handsome.

:

01:02:26,778 --> 01:02:28,758

You let him fix your computer.

:

01:02:32,388 --> 01:02:33,288

What the fuck?

:

01:02:34,288 --> 01:02:38,283

-:

if I've ever found anyone that attractive

:

01:02:38,283 --> 01:02:43,323

in my life, like, oh shit, you so hot.

:

01:02:43,323 --> 01:02:45,633

Here's all of my sensitive information.

:

01:02:45,723 --> 01:02:47,043

Ooh, fix it.

:

01:02:47,043 --> 01:02:48,033

Look at it.

:

01:02:48,183 --> 01:02:50,133

Someone order a big sausage pizza.

:

01:02:50,733 --> 01:02:52,773

I did, but I don't have any money.

:

01:02:53,073 --> 01:02:53,558

Why the fuck did Jordan?

:

01:02:53,865 --> 01:02:54,615

-:

:

01:02:55,080 --> 01:02:56,970

-:

The nineties were a special time.

:

01:02:58,445 --> 01:03:00,775

-:

They were, they were.

:

01:03:02,130 --> 01:03:05,070

Um, but yeah.

:

01:03:05,130 --> 01:03:12,330

And so then, uh, she figured out and then,

yeah, so basically she's just at her.

:

01:03:12,420 --> 01:03:16,410

He showed up at her desk, you know,

looking hot, fixed her computer.

:

01:03:17,820 --> 01:03:21,870

and then we cut to Foden's

gym where he lives.

:

01:03:22,775 --> 01:03:23,065

-:

:

01:03:23,190 --> 01:03:23,340

-:

:

01:03:23,385 --> 01:03:24,255

-:

Sure.

:

01:03:24,375 --> 01:03:28,425

-:

like in a warehouse that is also a gym.

:

01:03:29,235 --> 01:03:30,195

Something like that.

:

01:03:30,765 --> 01:03:31,125

-:

Yeah.

:

01:03:31,335 --> 01:03:31,875

Unclear.

:

01:03:33,090 --> 01:03:37,740

-:

he's got an annual membership to that gym.

:

01:03:37,740 --> 01:03:39,090

We find that out later.

:

01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:43,500

Not much later though, because we're,

so, we're at Floatings gym and we're

:

01:03:43,500 --> 01:03:48,480

still getting face edged and, uh,

we see him train at the gym and then

:

01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:54,900

he punches a hole through his walker

Wall shrine, and we finally see his.

:

01:03:55,815 --> 01:03:57,195

-:

:

01:03:58,170 --> 01:03:59,460

-:

Big dramatic gasp.

:

01:03:59,460 --> 01:04:03,960

It's Tommy Evie's new

boyfriend who saw that one

:

01:04:04,245 --> 01:04:05,175

-:

:

01:04:05,655 --> 01:04:06,135

-:

Yeah.

:

01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:13,290

-:

an episode of us just hearing everyone

:

01:04:13,290 --> 01:04:16,500

drool over how handsome this man is.

:

01:04:16,510 --> 01:04:16,860

-:

Uhhuh.

:

01:04:17,130 --> 01:04:20,490

-:

know how like everyone was just like, Ted

:

01:04:20,490 --> 01:04:25,620

Bundy was so handsome, and then you see a

picture of Ted Bundy and it's like he is a

:

01:04:25,650 --> 01:04:30,210

super beaty eyed, lipless unibrow looking

:

01:04:30,285 --> 01:04:31,275

-:

Yeah, I don't get it

:

01:04:31,810 --> 01:04:32,100

-:

Yeah.

:

01:04:32,220 --> 01:04:36,510

-:

kind of how the, the face reveal is.

:

01:04:36,590 --> 01:04:36,950

-:

:

01:04:37,475 --> 01:04:39,425

-:

what do they got going on there in Texas?

:

01:04:39,425 --> 01:04:39,755

Like,

:

01:04:42,425 --> 01:04:44,865

-:

you guys had all of Lavonne, Erics

:

01:04:44,865 --> 01:04:46,865

dude, like they were, they were cute.

:

01:04:46,865 --> 01:04:49,145

Like this was around their era, right?

:

01:04:49,340 --> 01:04:49,580

-:

:

01:04:50,190 --> 01:04:50,410

-:

Mm.

:

01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:52,840

I don't know, man.

:

01:04:54,455 --> 01:04:55,955

-:

:

01:04:57,230 --> 01:04:59,029

-:

it was a time period thing.

:

01:04:59,060 --> 01:05:02,930

Maybe that maybe he was,

I mean, he is not ugly.

:

01:05:02,990 --> 01:05:03,740

He is just

:

01:05:04,265 --> 01:05:05,615

-:

He's not ugly, but like,

:

01:05:05,730 --> 01:05:05,950

-:

We,

:

01:05:06,215 --> 01:05:08,885

-:

assume that if you've got like the Von

:

01:05:08,885 --> 01:05:12,815

Erics running around at the same time

and they're all pretty attractive dudes.

:

01:05:12,815 --> 01:05:18,515

Like they're all really, they were all

very pretty like, and you've got that.

:

01:05:18,995 --> 01:05:22,595

Wouldn't that be like

the standard for ladies

:

01:05:22,730 --> 01:05:23,300

-:

:

01:05:23,555 --> 01:05:24,305

-:

:

01:05:24,305 --> 01:05:24,875

I don't know.

:

01:05:24,890 --> 01:05:25,770

-:

I don't know, man.

:

01:05:26,901 --> 01:05:27,741

-:

:

01:05:28,596 --> 01:05:30,576

-:

so Walker gets a new warrant

:

01:05:30,636 --> 01:05:32,556

and heads off to this one alone.

:

01:05:32,586 --> 01:05:38,436

'cause he's like making Tte

keep doing the Google search and

:

01:05:38,896 --> 01:05:39,186

-:

:

01:05:39,336 --> 01:05:43,146

-:

oh, Bodine gets there first, but

:

01:05:43,176 --> 01:05:47,586

the guy argues with him and I'm not

clear on what happens to this guy.

:

01:05:48,036 --> 01:05:49,926

I guess he gets shot, I don't know.

:

01:05:50,196 --> 01:05:53,016

-:

does because like, 'cause we don't

:

01:05:53,016 --> 01:05:58,346

really know, 'cause it cuts back to

still trying to work out who Bodine is.

:

01:05:58,736 --> 01:06:05,036

And it cuts back to Tommy Bodine, who is

now Cosplaying as a ranger in his mirror

:

01:06:05,036 --> 01:06:08,306

that says, don't mess with Texas Rangers.

:

01:06:08,996 --> 01:06:09,626

Um,

:

01:06:09,716 --> 01:06:09,956

-:

yeah.

:

01:06:09,956 --> 01:06:11,876

He's just like roleplaying himself.

:

01:06:11,876 --> 01:06:13,796

So we don't know what

happened to this guy.

:

01:06:13,796 --> 01:06:16,466

I guess he killed him 'cause that's

what he is been doing with all of 'em.

:

01:06:16,466 --> 01:06:16,886

Right?

:

01:06:17,426 --> 01:06:18,026

-:

:

01:06:18,446 --> 01:06:18,866

-:

So.

:

01:06:18,931 --> 01:06:22,856

-:

would just assume, I guess again, the

:

01:06:22,856 --> 01:06:26,066

show does not give a shit anything.

:

01:06:27,566 --> 01:06:29,006

Um, but yeah.

:

01:06:29,006 --> 01:06:30,566

So then we cut back to Jimmy.

:

01:06:31,136 --> 01:06:31,976

Um.

:

01:06:32,681 --> 01:06:38,831

And he's running ba he runs a background

check at this point on Tommy, and then

:

01:06:38,831 --> 01:06:42,701

Tommy walks in and he takes Evie out.

:

01:06:43,031 --> 01:06:49,171

Um, and then Jimmy tries different

combinations of the name, Thomas Bodine,

:

01:06:49,171 --> 01:06:50,761

Bodine Thomas, that sort of thing.

:

01:06:50,761 --> 01:06:58,681

And he finds our guy, whose

name is William Bodine Thomas.

:

01:06:59,791 --> 01:07:05,221

it says on his little information

thing, he has a annual

:

01:07:05,221 --> 01:07:07,471

membership to the Ironman gym.

:

01:07:08,611 --> 01:07:10,351

-:

Why does this thing know that?

:

01:07:11,581 --> 01:07:17,041

-:

think at this point in history, uh,

:

01:07:17,746 --> 01:07:20,566

-:

We were just like, the internet is magic.

:

01:07:21,601 --> 01:07:22,321

-:

:

01:07:22,321 --> 01:07:24,031

I think it was not a real place.

:

01:07:24,031 --> 01:07:25,111

It was just magic.

:

01:07:25,426 --> 01:07:25,936

-:

Yeah.

:

01:07:26,031 --> 01:07:26,111

-:

:

01:07:26,686 --> 01:07:27,166

-:

Yeah.

:

01:07:27,256 --> 01:07:30,466

Because like without going on the

dark webs these days, you wouldn't

:

01:07:30,466 --> 01:07:37,186

know like from the place that

someone had a gym membership there

:

01:07:37,186 --> 01:07:38,776

unless they'd gotten compromised.

:

01:07:38,776 --> 01:07:40,036

And it's on the dark webs.

:

01:07:40,036 --> 01:07:43,156

Like only way you know is if you

like stalk their Facebook and you're

:

01:07:43,156 --> 01:07:46,396

like, oh, they're checking in at

Orange Theory all the time, you know?

:

01:07:46,501 --> 01:07:47,131

-:

:

01:07:47,941 --> 01:07:51,841

I guess if you had a Garcia

like on, on criminal minds,

:

01:07:51,841 --> 01:07:53,221

she can hack into anything.

:

01:07:53,311 --> 01:07:53,641

But

:

01:07:53,686 --> 01:07:56,176

-:

oh yeah, she's probably on the dark webs.

:

01:07:57,121 --> 01:07:58,351

-:

she is on the dark webs.

:

01:07:58,351 --> 01:08:02,671

She actually has like, has to

go watch like puppy and kitten

:

01:08:02,671 --> 01:08:04,591

videos after the dark web to

:

01:08:04,696 --> 01:08:05,266

-:

Uh

:

01:08:05,281 --> 01:08:05,791

-:

:

01:08:05,821 --> 01:08:08,821

'cause she's like, a

precious cinnamon roll.

:

01:08:09,046 --> 01:08:09,436

-:

:

01:08:10,561 --> 01:08:10,891

-:

:

01:08:11,146 --> 01:08:11,326

-:

Yeah.

:

01:08:11,326 --> 01:08:11,566

Yeah.

:

01:08:12,376 --> 01:08:12,766

Okay.

:

01:08:12,766 --> 01:08:12,916

But

:

01:08:12,931 --> 01:08:14,821

-:

not an ad for criminal minds.

:

01:08:14,821 --> 01:08:19,560

I promise though, if they wanna

sponsor us, that would be chill.

:

01:08:20,064 --> 01:08:20,964

Yes, I'm a genius.

:

01:08:21,117 --> 01:08:22,707

-:

Yeah, so I guess that's how

:

01:08:22,707 --> 01:08:23,756

they find the apartment.

:

01:08:23,756 --> 01:08:26,157

'cause I wrote, I don't know

how they find this apartment.

:

01:08:27,727 --> 01:08:28,077

-:

:

01:08:28,211 --> 01:08:29,711

I think they're attached.

:

01:08:29,711 --> 01:08:29,952

It's

:

01:08:29,997 --> 01:08:30,537

-:

Okay.

:

01:08:30,672 --> 01:08:32,202

-:

don't know for sure.

:

01:08:33,086 --> 01:08:33,596

-:

Yeah.

:

01:08:33,627 --> 01:08:33,926

No.

:

01:08:33,926 --> 01:08:34,407

Okay.

:

01:08:34,407 --> 01:08:37,857

I, I thought I saw him like walk

through a wall at some point

:

01:08:37,886 --> 01:08:39,596

from the gym to his apartment.

:

01:08:39,596 --> 01:08:40,047

So that

:

01:08:40,172 --> 01:08:40,461

-:

:

01:08:40,707 --> 01:08:42,207

-:

It wasn't a doorway, friends.

:

01:08:42,297 --> 01:08:43,466

It was not a doorway.

:

01:08:43,466 --> 01:08:46,977

It was walking through the wall

like, 'cause it was like ragged

:

01:08:47,067 --> 01:08:47,727

-:

:

01:08:48,237 --> 01:08:48,687

Yeah.

:

01:08:49,466 --> 01:08:50,336

Really weird.

:

01:08:52,961 --> 01:08:55,547

-:

production team did not give a fuck.

:

01:08:57,852 --> 01:08:58,482

Um,

:

01:08:58,497 --> 01:09:01,197

-:

guess it gives unhinged loaner.

:

01:09:02,247 --> 01:09:02,817

-:

Yeah.

:

01:09:03,176 --> 01:09:03,687

Yeah.

:

01:09:03,687 --> 01:09:03,747

-:

:

01:09:04,301 --> 01:09:06,011

-:

:

01:09:07,662 --> 01:09:10,122

Uh, but anyway, so,

:

01:09:12,162 --> 01:09:14,711

Jimmy figures out that, um.

:

01:09:15,672 --> 01:09:19,841

this guy and they, uh,

he tries to go after him.

:

01:09:20,862 --> 01:09:21,852

with Walker.

:

01:09:21,912 --> 01:09:22,752

They don't find him.

:

01:09:22,752 --> 01:09:24,282

So they roll up to Tommy's place.

:

01:09:24,282 --> 01:09:31,392

They find his weird walker, wall

Shrine, and then Tommy slash Bodine's

:

01:09:31,422 --> 01:09:39,912

phone rings and um, Walker picks it

up and it's Bodine slash Tommy going,

:

01:09:40,301 --> 01:09:42,942

Hey, I've got Evie all tied up here.

:

01:09:44,862 --> 01:09:46,631

you know, meet me at this warehouse.

:

01:09:46,631 --> 01:09:48,372

He's like, at midnight.

:

01:09:48,372 --> 01:09:49,902

And Walker's like, don't kill Evie.

:

01:09:50,322 --> 01:09:54,672

And then goes, I might kill her.

:

01:09:54,732 --> 01:09:55,782

I might not.

:

01:09:55,842 --> 01:09:58,332

You know how women like to talk

:

01:09:58,512 --> 01:09:58,932

-:

Oh yeah.

:

01:09:58,932 --> 01:10:01,482

They're always running

their mouths or something.

:

01:10:01,482 --> 01:10:01,902

-:

:

01:10:02,262 --> 01:10:03,042

-:

misogynistic, right?

:

01:10:03,732 --> 01:10:04,362

-:

:

01:10:04,387 --> 01:10:05,832

-:

was like, fuck you.

:

01:10:06,612 --> 01:10:07,572

-:

:

01:10:07,572 --> 01:10:09,432

You are not pretty to begin with.

:

01:10:09,432 --> 01:10:12,132

You've just gotten uglier, like.

:

01:10:12,177 --> 01:10:14,727

-:

is a good thing that this is something

:

01:10:14,727 --> 01:10:19,887

that the antagonist is saying, you

know, like, Hey, this is trying to make

:

01:10:19,887 --> 01:10:22,737

him seem like a terrible person, so

:

01:10:22,902 --> 01:10:23,502

-:

:

01:10:24,132 --> 01:10:24,882

That's true.

:

01:10:24,972 --> 01:10:25,422

Yeah.

:

01:10:25,422 --> 01:10:26,742

Accidental feminism.

:

01:10:26,742 --> 01:10:26,982

Maybe

:

01:10:27,117 --> 01:10:28,977

-:

accidental feminism.

:

01:10:28,977 --> 01:10:29,427

We don't.

:

01:10:29,457 --> 01:10:30,687

We don't make mistakes.

:

01:10:31,317 --> 01:10:36,182

Accident acts, acts, accidental mechanism.

:

01:10:37,707 --> 01:10:38,622

We have happy accidents.

:

01:10:39,059 --> 01:10:40,379

-:

If you think this way, you

:

01:10:40,379 --> 01:10:42,299

might be bad people too.

:

01:10:42,449 --> 01:10:42,809

-:

:

01:10:42,809 --> 01:10:44,969

You might not be good,

is what we're saying.

:

01:10:45,184 --> 01:10:45,604

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

01:10:45,899 --> 01:10:48,779

-:

:

01:10:49,049 --> 01:10:53,939

And then, uh, there's this super

weird moment with the DA lady.

:

01:10:55,664 --> 01:10:56,364

-:

it was gross,

:

01:10:56,699 --> 01:10:58,379

-:

for emotions here, but

:

01:10:58,404 --> 01:10:58,754

-:

gross.

:

01:10:59,099 --> 01:10:59,759

-:

:

01:10:59,909 --> 01:11:04,559

Uh, Laura is visibly cringing

with her entire body.

:

01:11:04,559 --> 01:11:06,959

That's basically how this scene feels.

:

01:11:07,029 --> 01:11:08,443

-:

I am like contorting.

:

01:11:08,443 --> 01:11:10,364

It's so uncomfortable.

:

01:11:10,364 --> 01:11:13,664

Like, okay, I guess they're probably

doing a thing where the he and the

:

01:11:13,664 --> 01:11:15,914

DA are like, will they, won't they?

:

01:11:16,154 --> 01:11:23,234

Except it's gross and icky and like I

feel like they were the DA up as like

:

01:11:23,264 --> 01:11:27,524

a bleeding heart or something, and

I was like, but she's the right one.

:

01:11:27,614 --> 01:11:28,784

She's correct.

:

01:11:28,784 --> 01:11:33,854

Actually going alone to this is stupid.

:

01:11:35,144 --> 01:11:37,634

-:

like, Hey, don't go there alone.

:

01:11:37,634 --> 01:11:45,524

And he's like, makes this weird as

fuck speech about how like he has

:

01:11:45,524 --> 01:11:48,854

to put his badge on every day and

feel like he's making a difference.

:

01:11:48,854 --> 01:11:52,934

But like going to a warehouse

at midnight to fight a

:

01:11:53,249 --> 01:11:54,029

-:

:

01:11:55,904 --> 01:11:57,314

-:

:

01:11:57,344 --> 01:11:59,414

-:

And I really thought, I was like,

:

01:11:59,474 --> 01:12:03,344

okay, well maybe here's the very

special moment the show's gonna have.

:

01:12:03,374 --> 01:12:06,943

The, the very special episode

is Walker is actually, we're

:

01:12:06,943 --> 01:12:08,324

gonna think he's going alone.

:

01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:12,344

And then he's actually teamed

up and Jimmy is there and CD is

:

01:12:12,344 --> 01:12:14,534

there, and the power of teamwork.

:

01:12:14,864 --> 01:12:16,454

Re rescue it, Evie, you

:

01:12:16,514 --> 01:12:16,934

-:

:

01:12:17,339 --> 01:12:17,849

-:

:

01:12:17,924 --> 01:12:19,604

-:

that's what I wanted and

:

01:12:19,604 --> 01:12:21,704

it is not what I got folks.

:

01:12:22,589 --> 01:12:23,729

-:

:

01:12:24,119 --> 01:12:28,799

It is not even a little bit, um, no.

:

01:12:28,889 --> 01:12:32,699

So Well, and then the da,

like, he's all like, I wish I

:

01:12:32,699 --> 01:12:34,619

was better with my emotions.

:

01:12:35,219 --> 01:12:37,019

And the DA's all like, yeah.

:

01:12:37,499 --> 01:12:41,369

And like, I think the other reason

that the scene got was so weird

:

01:12:41,369 --> 01:12:44,759

is like they lean in for this

kiss and they have no chemistry.

:

01:12:44,774 --> 01:12:45,044

-:

Yeah.

:

01:12:45,389 --> 01:12:46,859

-:

:

01:12:47,429 --> 01:12:53,879

She has more chemistry

with the side of the house.

:

01:12:53,954 --> 01:12:56,864

-:

With Uncle Ray who breaks in here,

:

01:12:56,864 --> 01:13:00,134

he busted and that's how we break

up the will they, won't they kissy

:

01:13:00,239 --> 01:13:00,629

-:

:

01:13:00,989 --> 01:13:01,259

-:

:

01:13:01,274 --> 01:13:01,814

-:

Uh,

:

01:13:02,279 --> 01:13:04,829

-:

has way more chemistry with Uncle Ray.

:

01:13:05,564 --> 01:13:07,484

-:

so now it's time for the like

:

01:13:07,874 --> 01:13:13,154

mystical Uncle Ray flashback

with more native flutes.

:

01:13:13,634 --> 01:13:17,594

And I don't know what was happening here

'cause I was still too mad about it.

:

01:13:18,284 --> 01:13:19,124

-:

Yeah, that's fair.

:

01:13:20,443 --> 01:13:22,214

I don't know what was happening either.

:

01:13:22,214 --> 01:13:25,964

Because the problem with a lot

of these shows and their mystical

:

01:13:25,964 --> 01:13:31,394

shaman bullshit is the mystical

shaman doesn't actually say anything.

:

01:13:31,394 --> 01:13:32,204

That makes sense.

:

01:13:32,884 --> 01:13:33,104

-:

:

01:13:33,854 --> 01:13:34,364

-:

Yeah.

:

01:13:35,234 --> 01:13:39,389

can't even, like, you can't even

like tangential it like Yeah, you.

:

01:13:40,274 --> 01:13:40,693

-:

:

01:13:40,934 --> 01:13:41,384

Yeah.

:

01:13:42,149 --> 01:13:43,289

-:

so we go to the warehouse and

:

01:13:43,289 --> 01:13:44,249

we're gonna have a kick fight.

:

01:13:44,249 --> 01:13:45,449

We're gonna kick fight this out.

:

01:13:45,649 --> 01:13:47,959

He keeps kicking me in the deck.

:

01:13:48,709 --> 01:13:49,249

Why?

:

01:13:50,119 --> 01:13:52,074

Why does he keep kicking me in the deck?

:

01:13:52,551 --> 01:13:52,911

-:

:

01:13:54,156 --> 01:13:56,496

-:

Bodine shows Walker Sinclair's body,

:

01:13:56,496 --> 01:13:58,746

and we find out, yeah, he did kill that

:

01:13:58,776 --> 01:13:59,196

-:

:

01:13:59,301 --> 01:13:59,631

-:

he did?

:

01:13:59,661 --> 01:14:00,051

Oh, okay.

:

01:14:00,051 --> 01:14:00,681

I never saw it.

:

01:14:01,296 --> 01:14:02,346

-:

:

01:14:02,526 --> 01:14:03,996

It was there for a second.

:

01:14:04,146 --> 01:14:08,316

It was this loose thread that they

like barely felt the need to tie up.

:

01:14:08,541 --> 01:14:08,871

-:

Okay.

:

01:14:09,156 --> 01:14:09,726

-:

:

01:14:09,726 --> 01:14:10,806

It's not your fault.

:

01:14:10,926 --> 01:14:13,956

It's everyone on this production team's

:

01:14:13,971 --> 01:14:15,951

-:

Oh, is this one like boat boating Is

:

01:14:15,951 --> 01:14:17,991

telling Walker that he's too soft?

:

01:14:18,021 --> 01:14:21,351

Is that He's like, look, I killed

this guy and I killed the other

:

01:14:21,351 --> 01:14:26,541

guys 'cause I'm hard and I'm doing

the real justice or whatever.

:

01:14:27,396 --> 01:14:27,906

-:

:

01:14:27,966 --> 01:14:30,186

And then walker's like, you're hard ho.

:

01:14:31,926 --> 01:14:33,336

Um, but anyway,

:

01:14:34,221 --> 01:14:35,061

-:

:

01:14:35,496 --> 01:14:36,516

-:

:

01:14:36,531 --> 01:14:40,041

-:

like this also be flipped and be

:

01:14:40,041 --> 01:14:43,071

a plot for like, I don't know.

:

01:14:43,071 --> 01:14:47,631

The same people who watch the show

would also watch a show where somebody

:

01:14:47,631 --> 01:14:49,851

takes justice into their own hands.

:

01:14:49,851 --> 01:14:53,421

'cause everybody is too soft

and like kills the bad guys

:

01:14:54,871 --> 01:14:55,161

-:

:

01:14:55,281 --> 01:14:56,511

-:

:

01:14:56,511 --> 01:14:57,681

Like that kind of thing.

:

01:14:58,911 --> 01:14:59,211

-:

Yeah.

:

01:14:59,991 --> 01:15:03,681

And I kind of thought maybe that they

were like saying Walker was going

:

01:15:03,681 --> 01:15:05,421

down that road, but no, he's not.

:

01:15:05,421 --> 01:15:09,651

He's, he's gonna be real justice man.

:

01:15:10,641 --> 01:15:12,441

But they didn't really like,

:

01:15:14,451 --> 01:15:15,381

I don't know, it wasn't clear.

:

01:15:15,381 --> 01:15:17,571

Maybe it'd be clear if

I'd watch more episodes.

:

01:15:17,631 --> 01:15:18,441

I don't care.

:

01:15:18,441 --> 01:15:19,551

I'm not gonna do that.

:

01:15:20,471 --> 01:15:22,101

-:

Don't wish this on us, Laura.

:

01:15:22,581 --> 01:15:23,151

-:

:

01:15:23,571 --> 01:15:27,986

I like, like basically all

he says is like, you know, I,

:

01:15:27,991 --> 01:15:30,351

I let the courts decide and

:

01:15:30,381 --> 01:15:30,601

-:

:

01:15:30,861 --> 01:15:31,641

-:

:

01:15:33,036 --> 01:15:34,551

-:

Yeah, but it's not like an epiphany

:

01:15:34,551 --> 01:15:38,931

moment of like, this is what's

right and I am doing what's right.

:

01:15:38,931 --> 01:15:40,341

Like, I don't know, it's just,

:

01:15:40,521 --> 01:15:42,951

-:

depth and interest to the show,

:

01:15:43,161 --> 01:15:43,431

-:

yeah.

:

01:15:43,761 --> 01:15:46,731

-:

it's just like so bland and like, I

:

01:15:46,731 --> 01:15:52,371

would believe it if he hadn't spent

the entire episode literally just

:

01:15:52,371 --> 01:15:54,471

punching his punching and kicking

:

01:15:54,591 --> 01:15:54,711

-:

:

01:15:54,741 --> 01:15:56,511

-:

way through Texas.

:

01:15:56,631 --> 01:15:57,411

Like,

:

01:15:59,211 --> 01:15:59,481

-:

Yep.

:

01:15:59,511 --> 01:15:59,781

Yep.

:

01:15:59,961 --> 01:16:00,441

-:

:

01:16:00,501 --> 01:16:02,181

-:

laugh when they're having their kick

:

01:16:02,181 --> 01:16:07,471

fight, the, uh, Walker knocks bodine into

some of those blue barrels that hit wharf

:

01:16:07,471 --> 01:16:09,541

on the next generation and broke his back.

:

01:16:11,577 --> 01:16:13,408

Perhaps today is a good day to die.

:

01:16:13,536 --> 01:16:14,466

-:

It was like, oh, it's those

:

01:16:14,466 --> 01:16:15,546

barrels since they're back.

:

01:16:16,371 --> 01:16:16,581

-:

:

01:16:16,791 --> 01:16:17,631

He round house.

:

01:16:17,631 --> 01:16:19,281

He round house kicks him in there.

:

01:16:19,611 --> 01:16:24,831

He, you, you lose Bodine and

then Yeah, we celebrate with a

:

01:16:24,831 --> 01:16:30,621

drink down at CDs and Uncle Ray.

:

01:16:32,061 --> 01:16:32,601

Yep.

:

01:16:32,781 --> 01:16:33,741

I'm right there with you.

:

01:16:33,741 --> 01:16:40,071

Laura is pinching her nose right now in

just a secondhand embarrassment and rage.

:

01:16:40,251 --> 01:16:43,821

-:

don't, you, you as a member of the

:

01:16:43,821 --> 01:16:48,151

indigenous community, you don't just

like have a cup of sage tea ready to go.

:

01:16:49,321 --> 01:16:51,571

-:

none of my friends back home have

:

01:16:51,571 --> 01:16:54,091

ever had that ready to go either.

:

01:16:54,331 --> 01:16:55,051

-:

:

01:16:55,111 --> 01:16:55,531

Mm-hmm.

:

01:16:55,771 --> 01:16:55,861

Mm-hmm.

:

01:16:56,041 --> 01:16:56,611

-:

:

01:16:56,641 --> 01:16:56,911

-:

weird.

:

01:16:57,301 --> 01:16:58,891

-:

:

01:16:59,071 --> 01:16:59,821

Magical

:

01:16:59,821 --> 01:17:02,881

-:

t apparently that's all you need.

:

01:17:02,881 --> 01:17:05,941

If you're going to, if you

need like, anxiety, tea, Harney

:

01:17:05,941 --> 01:17:08,191

and Sons, CBDT move over.

:

01:17:08,491 --> 01:17:09,901

All you need is sage.

:

01:17:11,326 --> 01:17:12,671

-:

All you need is sage.

:

01:17:14,096 --> 01:17:14,846

-:

but, but

:

01:17:15,326 --> 01:17:15,596

-:

:

01:17:16,076 --> 01:17:17,876

-:

that's not the only nose pinching

:

01:17:17,876 --> 01:17:21,056

thing in this scene because like,

:

01:17:21,056 --> 01:17:21,716

-:

:

01:17:22,925 --> 01:17:25,416

-:

We've gotten Evie a change of clothes,

:

01:17:25,806 --> 01:17:30,876

but she's, she's sipping her tea and

just magically better from her kidnapping

:

01:17:31,596 --> 01:17:32,046

-:

:

01:17:32,256 --> 01:17:34,116

-:

some guy asked her to dance.

:

01:17:34,566 --> 01:17:35,106

-:

:

01:17:35,106 --> 01:17:35,586

-:

Yeah.

:

01:17:35,686 --> 01:17:38,746

-:

the magical shaman gave her the tea

:

01:17:38,746 --> 01:17:41,146

that that washes away all the trauma.

:

01:17:41,146 --> 01:17:43,066

And then the pretty man asked her to

:

01:17:43,516 --> 01:17:43,906

-:

Uhhuh.

:

01:17:43,996 --> 01:17:45,256

-:

:

01:17:45,406 --> 01:17:46,126

-:

Yep.

:

01:17:46,336 --> 01:17:46,816

Yep.

:

01:17:47,266 --> 01:17:51,466

And so Uncle Ray says, of

course you wanna dance sweetie.

:

01:17:51,796 --> 01:17:53,566

And pushes her out of the dance floor

:

01:17:56,296 --> 01:17:56,925

Cool.

:

01:17:57,556 --> 01:18:00,886

-:

have a new tag tagline for our show.

:

01:18:01,846 --> 01:18:02,266

Cool.

:

01:18:02,266 --> 01:18:04,425

Girls, don't look at explosions.

:

01:18:04,546 --> 01:18:07,216

It's like saget for your trauma,

:

01:18:11,446 --> 01:18:11,806

I think.

:

01:18:11,911 --> 01:18:12,976

I think we got it, guys.

:

01:18:13,171 --> 01:18:14,791

-:

maybe that's a new segment,

:

01:18:15,121 --> 01:18:15,691

-:

:

01:18:16,050 --> 01:18:16,231

Yeah.

:

01:18:16,231 --> 01:18:16,321

There

:

01:18:16,531 --> 01:18:18,151

-:

like the secret feminism.

:

01:18:18,151 --> 01:18:19,951

Now we we're gonna have sage t for your

:

01:18:20,206 --> 01:18:21,166

-:

:

01:18:21,226 --> 01:18:21,496

It's

:

01:18:21,811 --> 01:18:22,021

-:

you've,

:

01:18:22,066 --> 01:18:22,726

-:

:

01:18:24,001 --> 01:18:27,151

-:

you've been kidnapped by, you know,

:

01:18:27,211 --> 01:18:31,381

an intimate partner who threatened

you with violence and held you

:

01:18:31,381 --> 01:18:38,791

against your will, now Saget

another boy has asked you to dance.

:

01:18:38,791 --> 01:18:39,616

So it's all fine.

:

01:18:39,871 --> 01:18:45,151

So also Walker, Texas Ranger is a

huge fucking coward because he like

:

01:18:45,241 --> 01:18:48,151

walks back everything he said to Alex.

:

01:18:48,391 --> 01:18:51,871

Can't remember whole thing.

:

01:18:52,951 --> 01:18:54,601

-:

:

01:18:54,961 --> 01:18:58,861

He's like, she's Well, 'cause it falls

into that tough guy thing, you know,

:

01:18:58,861 --> 01:19:02,101

where he, he can't have emotions.

:

01:19:02,856 --> 01:19:03,076

-:

Yes.

:

01:19:03,271 --> 01:19:03,421

-:

:

01:19:03,826 --> 01:19:04,246

-:

:

01:19:04,651 --> 01:19:06,601

-:

he's just gonna grunt at her and

:

01:19:06,601 --> 01:19:10,651

then drag her back to his cave

that then she'll know he loves her.

:

01:19:11,281 --> 01:19:16,261

And then, uh, Mabel shows

up in a very bitch in

:

01:19:16,381 --> 01:19:16,921

-:

:

01:19:16,921 --> 01:19:17,971

Mabel?

:

01:19:18,571 --> 01:19:19,861

-:

Mabel is the MVP

:

01:19:19,861 --> 01:19:20,131

-:

:

01:19:20,191 --> 01:19:20,971

-:

episode.

:

01:19:21,031 --> 01:19:21,661

Woo.

:

01:19:21,961 --> 01:19:22,591

-:

:

01:19:22,591 --> 01:19:27,961

Can we have, just like, I, I

feel like we deserve like a

:

01:19:27,961 --> 01:19:30,300

spinoff show that is just Mabel.

:

01:19:30,331 --> 01:19:34,351

-:

yes, I'm cool with this guys.

:

01:19:35,776 --> 01:19:38,386

-:

She has been the one catfishing CD this

:

01:19:38,386 --> 01:19:42,436

whole time and she's ready to dance.

:

01:19:42,696 --> 01:19:45,061

-:

catfishing her too because she,

:

01:19:45,061 --> 01:19:48,001

you can tell like she's like, mm.

:

01:19:49,276 --> 01:19:50,206

-:

Well she knew who

:

01:19:50,401 --> 01:19:50,431

-:

:

01:19:50,446 --> 01:19:51,166

-:

:

01:19:51,406 --> 01:19:51,826

-:

Yeah.

:

01:19:52,066 --> 01:19:55,696

She went into this with eyes wide open

and was like, sure, yeah, I'll hit it.

:

01:19:56,626 --> 01:19:58,606

-:

I don't know if I feel like she

:

01:19:58,606 --> 01:20:02,866

was catfishing him 'cause I was

thinking about this and like, she

:

01:20:05,026 --> 01:20:11,086

I think the confidence of a fucking Mabel,

:

01:20:11,236 --> 01:20:11,526

-:

:

01:20:11,806 --> 01:20:15,136

-:

going into that like really genuinely

:

01:20:15,196 --> 01:20:17,836

feeling like a tss with a naughty

:

01:20:18,041 --> 01:20:18,261

-:

Uh.

:

01:20:18,706 --> 01:20:21,316

-:

she is statuesque and like, yes

:

01:20:21,746 --> 01:20:22,166

-:

:

01:20:22,246 --> 01:20:22,966

-:

:

01:20:23,071 --> 01:20:25,591

-:

Look, if you ask me if any of

:

01:20:25,591 --> 01:20:29,731

the actors in this show besides

Jimmy Trave, let's take him off

:

01:20:29,731 --> 01:20:30,901

the board for this for a moment.

:

01:20:31,441 --> 01:20:34,741

If any of these actors are

gonna have a naughty smile,

:

01:20:34,951 --> 01:20:36,751

it is a hundred percent Mabel.

:

01:20:36,751 --> 01:20:38,071

She is the only one

:

01:20:38,296 --> 01:20:38,516

-:

:

01:20:38,581 --> 01:20:40,261

-:

clocking with a naughty smile.

:

01:20:40,591 --> 01:20:41,701

-:

:

01:20:41,936 --> 01:20:42,156

-:

:

01:20:43,651 --> 01:20:45,751

-:

is in fact, age appropriate for

:

01:20:45,766 --> 01:20:45,986

-:

:

01:20:46,201 --> 01:20:48,691

-:

and he finds this to be an

:

01:20:48,966 --> 01:20:49,186

-:

:

01:20:49,621 --> 01:20:53,281

-:

horrified because how dare this woman

:

01:20:53,461 --> 01:20:56,221

who is his age, be attracted to him?

:

01:20:56,581 --> 01:20:59,011

And, uh, we're supposed

to find that funny.

:

01:20:59,196 --> 01:20:59,416

-:

:

01:20:59,550 --> 01:21:01,441

-:

:

01:21:01,556 --> 01:21:01,776

-:

:

01:21:03,061 --> 01:21:03,451

-:

Yep.

:

01:21:04,556 --> 01:21:05,296

-:

:

01:21:07,171 --> 01:21:09,511

-:

frame on everyone laughing.

:

01:21:10,831 --> 01:21:12,331

-:

Uh, get it Mabel.

:

01:21:13,441 --> 01:21:14,101

him up.

:

01:21:14,461 --> 01:21:16,111

-:

She's perfect, man.

:

01:21:16,141 --> 01:21:16,741

I love MIA

:

01:21:17,026 --> 01:21:19,336

-:

Guys, can I propose a game,

:

01:21:20,686 --> 01:21:21,136

-:

Oh,

:

01:21:21,226 --> 01:21:22,096

-:

:

01:21:22,906 --> 01:21:23,296

-:

Okay.

:

01:21:23,536 --> 01:21:23,925

-:

:

01:21:24,226 --> 01:21:29,236

So Ben and I were talking about this and

you know, we don't necessarily do the

:

01:21:29,236 --> 01:21:31,786

same things as the last time on boys.

:

01:21:31,786 --> 01:21:32,175

Right.

:

01:21:32,921 --> 01:21:33,401

-:

That's true.

:

01:21:33,671 --> 01:21:37,151

-:

like, and we were like, I wonder what it

:

01:21:37,151 --> 01:21:39,371

would be like if we did a cool girls game.

:

01:21:39,401 --> 01:21:42,550

Like, that's totally different

than what the boys do, right?

:

01:21:42,846 --> 01:21:43,136

-:

Okay.

:

01:21:43,361 --> 01:21:47,381

-:

a, a proposition for a game for us.

:

01:21:47,501 --> 01:21:47,921

Okay.

:

01:21:48,701 --> 01:21:52,001

I was thinking, so I was thinking,

okay, superlatives instead we're

:

01:21:52,001 --> 01:21:53,771

gonna call it good, better, best.

:

01:21:54,131 --> 01:21:54,581

Okay?

:

01:21:54,756 --> 01:21:55,175

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

01:21:55,691 --> 01:22:00,550

-:

gonna happen is somebody will give their.

:

01:22:01,406 --> 01:22:05,786

Prediction that can happen in any of the

episodes, and we'll give points for it.

:

01:22:05,906 --> 01:22:06,266

Okay?

:

01:22:06,611 --> 01:22:06,901

-:

:

01:22:07,226 --> 01:22:10,016

-:

next person says, that was good,

:

01:22:10,046 --> 01:22:13,496

but what would be better is blank.

:

01:22:13,586 --> 01:22:19,166

And then you add something more unhinged

to it, and then the last person in

:

01:22:19,166 --> 01:22:22,076

the lineup says, Hmm, that was better.

:

01:22:22,136 --> 01:22:25,076

But the best thing that

could happen is this.

:

01:22:25,436 --> 01:22:31,856

So for example, if I said, you know

what would be really good is if

:

01:22:31,856 --> 01:22:36,956

there was a guy pretending to be a

Ranger in one of the shows, right?

:

01:22:37,196 --> 01:22:38,636

This already happened in this show.

:

01:22:38,936 --> 01:22:43,406

And then somebody said, Hmm, what's better

than that would be a guy pretending to be

:

01:22:43,406 --> 01:22:45,925

a ranger that seduces a main character.

:

01:22:46,466 --> 01:22:48,146

Adding a superlative to it.

:

01:22:48,206 --> 01:22:48,596

Okay.

:

01:22:48,611 --> 01:22:48,831

-:

Hmm.

:

01:22:49,376 --> 01:22:49,856

-:

:

01:22:49,886 --> 01:22:54,236

What would be the best would be a guy

pretending to be a ranger who seduces a

:

01:22:54,236 --> 01:22:58,106

main character and holds them hostage.

:

01:22:59,996 --> 01:23:04,436

Okay, so would you guys like to play?

:

01:23:05,701 --> 01:23:05,991

-:

Okay.

:

01:23:06,026 --> 01:23:07,616

-:

there's gonna be three rounds.

:

01:23:07,616 --> 01:23:10,976

I'm gonna type it into the

chat so you guys can see.

:

01:23:11,456 --> 01:23:13,496

So it's good.

:

01:23:15,476 --> 01:23:17,841

Uh, one good, better,

:

01:23:19,093 --> 01:23:19,753

best.

:

01:23:19,843 --> 01:23:20,263

Okay.

:

01:23:21,313 --> 01:23:31,543

And uh, good gets five points

better, gets 10 points.

:

01:23:31,573 --> 01:23:37,843

I'm just gonna do better, gets 10

points and then best gets 15 points.

:

01:23:37,903 --> 01:23:38,293

Okay?

:

01:23:38,893 --> 01:23:43,603

And so what'll happen is, you know,

if somebody gets the good, that's

:

01:23:43,603 --> 01:23:48,373

awesome, but like, you know, the person

who did that gets those five points,

:

01:23:48,373 --> 01:23:52,423

but the person who like superlative

up to better and got that right.

:

01:23:53,098 --> 01:23:55,918

Does get that, you know,

the, the extra points.

:

01:23:55,978 --> 01:23:56,338

Okay,

:

01:23:56,628 --> 01:23:56,918

-:

:

01:23:58,378 --> 01:24:02,068

-:

in alphabetical order, so by first name.

:

01:24:02,068 --> 01:24:06,748

So, but I'll still go first

just to like make it easier.

:

01:24:06,748 --> 01:24:09,958

So technically it would

be Beth Glow, LoRa, right?

:

01:24:10,558 --> 01:24:15,028

Um, but we're gonna go the

first round, round one.

:

01:24:15,028 --> 01:24:16,288

Are you guys seeing what I'm typing?

:

01:24:16,498 --> 01:24:18,988

So round one is gonna be

:

01:24:19,088 --> 01:24:22,118

Laura Beth.

:

01:24:22,538 --> 01:24:23,938

-:

Where are you typing this?

:

01:24:24,043 --> 01:24:24,793

-:

:

01:24:24,793 --> 01:24:27,523

This is in the private

ME secure messaging.

:

01:24:27,613 --> 01:24:29,113

So you do have to click on it.

:

01:24:30,273 --> 01:24:32,157

-:

Oh, I don't know where that is.

:

01:24:33,768 --> 01:24:33,988

-:

:

01:24:35,577 --> 01:24:36,838

-:

Oh, okay.

:

01:24:38,323 --> 01:24:39,973

-:

Round two is lo do you see it?

:

01:24:40,393 --> 01:24:41,443

And round three.

:

01:24:42,388 --> 01:24:46,888

So that it's not as like

crazy as it sounds, but, and

:

01:24:46,888 --> 01:24:50,098

then that'll go Beth Glow.

:

01:24:50,428 --> 01:24:50,938

Laura.

:

01:24:51,778 --> 01:24:52,168

Okay.

:

01:24:52,558 --> 01:24:57,478

So I'm gonna give you guys a second

to think about what your good is going

:

01:24:57,478 --> 01:24:59,428

to be so you're not put on the spot.

:

01:25:00,808 --> 01:25:01,098

-:

:

01:25:01,648 --> 01:25:04,498

-:

just like a base level prediction.

:

01:25:04,948 --> 01:25:06,238

So don't say it out loud.

:

01:25:06,238 --> 01:25:09,808

You can write it down if you need

to, like, I don't know, ninja

:

01:25:09,808 --> 01:25:11,428

show up or something like that.

:

01:25:11,488 --> 01:25:11,848

Okay?

:

01:25:12,118 --> 01:25:13,948

So think about what your base level is.

:

01:25:13,948 --> 01:25:15,778

I wrote down my base level one already,

:

01:25:16,778 --> 01:25:20,318

and Beth, you can edit this, however

it sounds good to you and your brain.

:

01:25:21,293 --> 01:25:21,623

-:

:

01:25:21,713 --> 01:25:21,923

No

:

01:25:21,968 --> 01:25:22,238

-:

:

01:25:23,238 --> 01:25:23,988

-:

Okay, I have mine.

:

01:25:24,018 --> 01:25:25,428

-:

Okay, Laura's got hers.

:

01:25:25,928 --> 01:25:26,108

-:

:

01:25:26,228 --> 01:25:26,528

-:

:

01:25:27,308 --> 01:25:27,728

All right.

:

01:25:27,848 --> 01:25:30,668

I'm gonna, I'm gonna introduce

it like a, like a host.

:

01:25:30,668 --> 01:25:31,058

Okay.

:

01:25:31,393 --> 01:25:31,683

-:

:

01:25:31,778 --> 01:25:34,058

-:

Alright guys, it's time to play.

:

01:25:34,118 --> 01:25:34,418

Good.

:

01:25:34,418 --> 01:25:37,148

Better, best with Glo, Beth and Laura.

:

01:25:38,168 --> 01:25:43,088

So the way that this game is played

is we will have three guesses as to

:

01:25:43,088 --> 01:25:48,368

what might happen in a future episode

with, uh, escalating amount of points.

:

01:25:48,818 --> 01:25:50,648

We'll get five points better.

:

01:25:50,648 --> 01:25:52,298

We'll get 10 points best.

:

01:25:52,298 --> 01:25:53,827

We'll get 15 points.

:

01:25:54,068 --> 01:25:58,748

This can happen anytime in our

watching of Walker, Texas Ranger.

:

01:25:59,108 --> 01:26:03,698

And we will do three rounds where

each of us gets to do a good, then

:

01:26:03,698 --> 01:26:06,518

the next person does it better,

then the next person does the best.

:

01:26:06,698 --> 01:26:07,803

I will write these down.

:

01:26:08,858 --> 01:26:09,248

Okay.

:

01:26:09,518 --> 01:26:15,818

So, and if any of these things happen, um,

we will dole out points during an episode.

:

01:26:15,878 --> 01:26:16,238

Okay?

:

01:26:16,538 --> 01:26:22,598

So I am going to go first and I'm going

to say, Hey guys, wouldn't it be good

:

01:26:23,438 --> 01:26:27,338

if Walker gets a young kid admirer?

:

01:26:30,218 --> 01:26:34,688

So like a weird, you know, one of

those like scrappy kids, right?

:

01:26:35,363 --> 01:26:36,173

-:

Mm

:

01:26:36,518 --> 01:26:40,298

-:

is going to say, wouldn't it be better if

:

01:26:41,782 --> 01:26:45,293

-:

So wouldn't it be better if that young

:

01:26:45,293 --> 01:26:53,693

kid admirer, that scrappy kid becomes

like Chuck Norris's short, round.

:

01:26:54,952 --> 01:26:57,683

he is in the truck.

:

01:26:57,923 --> 01:27:01,433

He is kicking bad guys in the nuts.

:

01:27:01,463 --> 01:27:03,623

Like, 'cause he's a short guy.

:

01:27:03,833 --> 01:27:05,243

'cause he is little, right?

:

01:27:06,157 --> 01:27:07,178

-:

:

01:27:09,128 --> 01:27:09,758

Okay,

:

01:27:09,863 --> 01:27:10,313

-:

:

01:27:10,628 --> 01:27:10,778

-:

:

01:27:10,973 --> 01:27:16,013

-:

be the best if that kid got dropped

:

01:27:16,013 --> 01:27:20,963

into a vat of chemical waste and

developed super strength so then

:

01:27:21,023 --> 01:27:21,383

-:

Hmm.

:

01:27:21,443 --> 01:27:23,668

-:

stronger than Walker Texas Ranger.

:

01:27:25,553 --> 01:27:27,113

-:

Does that make him the new

:

01:27:27,113 --> 01:27:28,553

Walker, Texas stranger?

:

01:27:28,913 --> 01:27:29,273

Yeah.

:

01:27:30,083 --> 01:27:34,253

-:

and it, it causes this, this crisis

:

01:27:34,253 --> 01:27:36,532

of faith for Walker Texas Ranger.

:

01:27:37,253 --> 01:27:37,813

-:

:

01:27:37,913 --> 01:27:40,213

You played this game perfectly.

:

01:27:40,763 --> 01:27:45,093

Alright, round two is gonna start

off with Laura, then Beth, then glow.

:

01:27:45,978 --> 01:27:46,268

-:

Okay.

:

01:27:47,748 --> 01:27:52,583

Y'all, wouldn't it be good if

we had an episode on this show?

:

01:27:53,438 --> 01:27:56,407

That was like lower deck style.

:

01:27:56,678 --> 01:27:59,498

Like, get Chucky Norris outta here.

:

01:27:59,498 --> 01:28:06,668

Let's put him in the background and we're

gonna find out about somebody else's day

:

01:28:07,028 --> 01:28:09,398

while he's doing whatever he's doing.

:

01:28:09,818 --> 01:28:11,018

-:

God, I hope it's Mabel.

:

01:28:12,028 --> 01:28:12,318

-:

:

01:28:12,718 --> 01:28:19,583

Wouldn't it be better if bottle

episode that you were proposing is

:

01:28:19,583 --> 01:28:24,053

about Mabel and we find out that

she has like this secret life as

:

01:28:24,053 --> 01:28:26,333

like a romance author or something.

:

01:28:27,278 --> 01:28:29,138

-:

you just saying secret life?

:

01:28:31,327 --> 01:28:31,868

-:

:

01:28:32,138 --> 01:28:32,558

-:

:

01:28:32,708 --> 01:28:33,038

-:

:

01:28:34,748 --> 01:28:35,648

-:

:

01:28:35,888 --> 01:28:42,818

And I'm gonna say, wouldn't it be best

if we found out that Mabel's Secret

:

01:28:42,818 --> 01:28:52,268

Life is that she is somehow related

to one of the characters in the show?

:

01:28:55,058 --> 01:28:55,538

-:

:

01:28:58,508 --> 01:28:59,138

-:

:

01:29:00,138 --> 01:29:03,138

And our last one is Beth.

:

01:29:04,698 --> 01:29:09,438

-:

good if he, if there is an episode where

:

01:29:09,618 --> 01:29:14,748

Walker is forced to go to like therapy, I.

:

01:29:15,663 --> 01:29:15,952

-:

:

01:29:18,633 --> 01:29:18,923

Okay.

:

01:29:18,983 --> 01:29:19,483

I'm just writing.

:

01:29:19,483 --> 01:29:20,163

Gimme a second.

:

01:29:20,958 --> 01:29:22,488

-:

Oh, I'm, I'm the last one.

:

01:29:22,563 --> 01:29:22,853

-:

:

01:29:22,998 --> 01:29:23,268

-:

wait.

:

01:29:24,708 --> 01:29:27,403

-:

be the most in hinge though, so like,

:

01:29:29,053 --> 01:29:31,893

-:

be better though if we found out that

:

01:29:31,893 --> 01:29:39,733

Walker was forced to go to therapy, but

then he ends up dating his hot therapist?

:

01:29:46,398 --> 01:29:50,508

-:

Wouldn't it be best if that

:

01:29:50,508 --> 01:29:54,348

therapist an actual native person

:

01:29:54,768 --> 01:29:55,268

-:

:

01:29:55,428 --> 01:29:56,778

-:

him explore

:

01:29:58,818 --> 01:30:03,827

whole deal of his parents

faking native heritage?

:

01:30:06,258 --> 01:30:09,618

Oh no, that got that crossed into

Chuck Norris's real life Too much.

:

01:30:09,618 --> 01:30:10,638

I'm sorry.

:

01:30:11,032 --> 01:30:11,253

-:

:

01:30:11,478 --> 01:30:13,398

-:

That's not in the fiction of the universe.

:

01:30:14,148 --> 01:30:15,708

-:

:

01:30:15,708 --> 01:30:15,948

I

:

01:30:16,168 --> 01:30:18,468

-:

see Uncle Ray just like Wash o.

:

01:30:19,128 --> 01:30:19,868

Do not go.

:

01:30:20,493 --> 01:30:22,173

Do not go to the witch woman.

:

01:30:23,013 --> 01:30:23,753

-:

Oh no.

:

01:30:25,818 --> 01:30:27,798

-:

find out that I'm actually

:

01:30:27,798 --> 01:30:30,138

just some guy from Saginaw.

:

01:30:32,613 --> 01:30:34,952

-:

for playing good, better, best with me.

:

01:30:34,952 --> 01:30:38,313

I would love to see if any of these

things happen, and I hope that

:

01:30:38,313 --> 01:30:39,873

this becomes a game that we play.

:

01:30:40,673 --> 01:30:41,413

-:

:

01:30:41,628 --> 01:30:42,708

-:

I really need Mabel's.

:

01:30:42,708 --> 01:30:43,548

Stay though.

:

01:30:43,577 --> 01:30:44,718

Mabel's stay.

:

01:30:44,763 --> 01:30:45,543

-:

:

01:30:45,653 --> 01:30:45,833

-:

stay.

:

01:30:46,248 --> 01:30:46,698

-:

:

01:30:46,758 --> 01:30:47,988

Yeah, I would love that battle

:

01:30:48,243 --> 01:30:49,202

-:

:

01:30:50,208 --> 01:30:50,568

-:

:

01:30:51,568 --> 01:30:56,758

Okay, so I stepped away from Mike

so that I could grab my swirly pen

:

01:30:56,758 --> 01:31:01,468

because it is time to play mash.

:

01:31:03,208 --> 01:31:04,288

-:

don't know who did it last time.

:

01:31:04,288 --> 01:31:05,128

It was too long ago.

:

01:31:05,143 --> 01:31:06,223

-:

might've been me.

:

01:31:06,268 --> 01:31:07,138

-:

right, I'll do it.

:

01:31:08,008 --> 01:31:09,327

-:

I think it is your turn.

:

01:31:09,748 --> 01:31:10,048

-:

:

01:31:10,048 --> 01:31:10,618

Here we go.

:

01:31:11,713 --> 01:31:12,443

-:

:

01:31:14,218 --> 01:31:15,208

-:

:

01:31:15,208 --> 01:31:15,628

Swirl.

:

01:31:15,628 --> 01:31:16,138

Stop.

:

01:31:17,893 --> 01:31:18,183

-:

:

01:31:18,478 --> 01:31:31,168

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 1,

8, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

:

01:31:31,273 --> 01:31:31,563

Okay.

:

01:31:32,548 --> 01:31:33,568

Seven.

:

01:31:33,568 --> 01:31:34,798

Episode seven.

:

01:31:34,798 --> 01:31:38,068

We are skipping 14 episodes.

:

01:31:38,068 --> 01:31:39,838

-:

has a lot of episodes, right.

:

01:31:40,858 --> 01:31:41,998

-:

It's a lot of episodes.

:

01:31:41,998 --> 01:31:45,448

And also I hate this show, but

also it's a lot of episodes.

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Wait, you said 14, right?

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so.

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Double checking myself.

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01:31:53,843 --> 01:31:59,693

I think that that would put us at season

two, episode 24, if we are skipping 14.

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Mm-hmm.

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that'd be 18, 19, 20, 21, 22.

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Am I wrong?

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You might be right.

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I got, hang on, let me try it one more

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2, 5, 6, Okay.

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This is weird.

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01:32:28,112 --> 01:32:29,122

It would be episode 22.

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01:32:30,697 --> 01:32:32,257

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So that that skips 14.

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01:32:32,527 --> 01:32:32,827

Okay.

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01:32:32,827 --> 01:32:36,097

This is weird 'cause the, the episode

list I'm looking at actually has

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two episode sixteens on it, which is

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01:32:40,222 --> 01:32:40,972

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are you

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okay.

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01:32:44,887 --> 01:32:46,567

No, I'm just on the Google one.

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01:32:46,567 --> 01:32:48,877

So let me find a different episode list.

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I don't want the Google one.

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01:32:51,507 --> 01:32:53,487

Give me the IMDV one.

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Okay.

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01:32:56,337 --> 01:32:57,657

Season two.

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01:32:59,457 --> 01:33:03,087

'cause I'm like, how many episodes

am I actually going if I have

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two episode sixteens, teens.

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01:33:05,617 --> 01:33:05,907

Okay.

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01:33:06,907 --> 01:33:07,197

Okay.

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01:33:08,197 --> 01:33:08,797

Okay.

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01:33:09,187 --> 01:33:14,677

I think if we skip, actually skip 14

episodes that season two, episode 23.

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01:33:15,622 --> 01:33:15,912

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01:33:16,057 --> 01:33:17,017

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'cause if you just go

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01:33:17,017 --> 01:33:18,847

14, then you land on 22,

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01:33:18,962 --> 01:33:19,252

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01:33:20,227 --> 01:33:20,467

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Yeah.

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01:33:20,822 --> 01:33:21,432

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That makes sense.

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01:33:22,657 --> 01:33:24,157

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Oh, it has such a short,

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01:33:25,416 --> 01:33:26,587

short description.

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01:33:27,937 --> 01:33:28,597

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01:33:28,957 --> 01:33:29,767

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Do you wanna know what

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01:33:29,767 --> 01:33:31,507

season two episode 23

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01:33:31,742 --> 01:33:32,032

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01:33:32,527 --> 01:33:33,666

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Oh, I don't know if I

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01:33:34,927 --> 01:33:35,797

wanna watch this one.

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01:33:35,797 --> 01:33:36,367

You guys,

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01:33:37,207 --> 01:33:37,477

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01:33:37,567 --> 01:33:40,597

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called Stolen Lullaby Walker

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01:33:40,597 --> 01:33:44,407

and Trivette attempt to take

down an illegal adoption agency.

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01:33:44,407 --> 01:33:47,347

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01:33:47,347 --> 01:33:48,277

We need to watch it.

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01:33:48,277 --> 01:33:48,907

Please.

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01:33:49,872 --> 01:33:53,122

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It's gonna be so bad guys, I mean.

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01:33:53,437 --> 01:33:56,527

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that's Winnie Cooper and the uh,

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01:33:58,612 --> 01:34:00,022

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You see a thumbnail?

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01:34:00,037 --> 01:34:00,907

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01:34:00,967 --> 01:34:01,597

Yeah.

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01:34:03,142 --> 01:34:04,492

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I don't know who that is.

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01:34:04,627 --> 01:34:05,407

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01:34:05,541 --> 01:34:05,812

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Okay.

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01:34:05,857 --> 01:34:07,297

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I believe she was Winnie

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01:34:07,567 --> 01:34:08,107

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01:34:08,107 --> 01:34:08,587

Yeah.

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01:34:08,707 --> 01:34:09,727

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She was Winnie Cooper.

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01:34:09,727 --> 01:34:10,027

Mm-hmm.

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01:34:10,057 --> 01:34:14,527

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created some math books for children.

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01:34:15,457 --> 01:34:15,666

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01:34:15,787 --> 01:34:16,177

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01:34:16,177 --> 01:34:21,127

We have some, um, bath Time Math

Time is actually a really great book.

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01:34:22,447 --> 01:34:22,567

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01:34:22,837 --> 01:34:23,077

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01:34:23,467 --> 01:34:24,037

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Bath time.

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01:34:24,037 --> 01:34:24,202

Bath time.

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01:34:24,727 --> 01:34:25,087

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01:34:25,207 --> 01:34:30,337

Because she went on, she went on

in real life to be a mathematician.

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01:34:32,437 --> 01:34:32,707

Yep,

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01:34:33,007 --> 01:34:33,227

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Ah.

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01:34:33,637 --> 01:34:33,847

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01:34:34,777 --> 01:34:35,107

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01:34:35,107 --> 01:34:35,797

Just imagine

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01:34:35,977 --> 01:34:36,217

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01:34:36,397 --> 01:34:39,547

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I was Winnie Cooper and then,

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01:34:39,817 --> 01:34:40,657

and now I'm a mathematician,

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01:34:40,837 --> 01:34:41,107

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01:34:41,347 --> 01:34:43,147

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01:34:44,017 --> 01:34:44,227

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01:34:44,317 --> 01:34:45,157

Bath time, math time.

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01:34:46,507 --> 01:34:47,377

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I love that for her.

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01:34:47,407 --> 01:34:50,737

-:

There is another lady in this episode that

:

01:34:50,737 --> 01:34:56,402

I have seen her face before, but I have no

idea where, so maybe, maybe Ben will know.

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01:34:57,037 --> 01:34:57,817

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01:34:58,817 --> 01:34:59,687

All right, guys.

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01:34:59,867 --> 01:35:00,347

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01:35:00,527 --> 01:35:00,827

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01:35:00,827 --> 01:35:01,127

Bye.

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01:35:02,357 --> 01:35:05,387

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still in Luby is next.

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01:35:05,627 --> 01:35:09,137

Uh, do get more Mabel Maple is in

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01:35:09,287 --> 01:35:10,246

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01:35:10,482 --> 01:35:10,772

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yeah.

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01:35:11,207 --> 01:35:11,927

-:

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01:35:12,317 --> 01:35:12,617

Yep.

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01:35:13,427 --> 01:35:13,727

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01:35:14,987 --> 01:35:15,496

Okay.

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01:35:16,157 --> 01:35:16,577

shit.

:

01:35:17,147 --> 01:35:18,041

Ray Wise is in this.

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01:35:18,887 --> 01:35:19,397

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01:35:20,477 --> 01:35:25,547

-:

was the devil in that show Reaper.

:

01:35:26,117 --> 01:35:30,587

Um, he has been in like a lot of shit.

:

01:35:30,587 --> 01:35:32,117

He was in Twin Peaks.

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01:35:32,207 --> 01:35:33,107

Um,

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01:35:34,397 --> 01:35:34,907

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01:35:34,967 --> 01:35:36,916

-:

is a that guy, you will see his

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01:35:36,916 --> 01:35:39,527

face and you'll be like that guy.

:

01:35:39,707 --> 01:35:46,787

He also played the priest in like all

the ex in the exorcism episode of psych.

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01:35:47,177 --> 01:35:48,166

So Ben will know who

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01:35:48,257 --> 01:35:48,857

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01:35:50,777 --> 01:35:51,166

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01:35:51,467 --> 01:35:52,037

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01:35:53,117 --> 01:35:53,927

All right guys.

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01:35:54,467 --> 01:35:55,097

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we'll do it.

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01:35:55,877 --> 01:35:57,916

-:

Alright, everybody go to bed.

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01:35:57,916 --> 01:35:58,427

Goodnight.

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01:35:58,547 --> 01:35:58,967

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Love you.

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01:35:58,967 --> 01:36:00,077

Bye.

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01:36:00,166 --> 01:36:00,557

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01:36:00,557 --> 01:36:01,307

Bye.

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01:36:02,057 --> 01:36:03,166

Thank you time.

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01:36:03,527 --> 01:36:07,967

A giant thank you to Jeremy Siegel for

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01:36:07,967 --> 01:36:11,147

That's June dash one as our theme music.

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01:36:11,147 --> 01:36:15,227

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01:36:15,227 --> 01:36:20,087

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01:36:20,422 --> 01:36:23,932

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01:36:24,322 --> 01:36:26,992

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01:36:27,322 --> 01:36:30,952

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01:36:30,952 --> 01:36:35,632

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01:36:35,632 --> 01:36:41,541

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01:36:41,541 --> 01:36:43,732

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01:36:44,147 --> 01:36:46,457

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01:36:46,937 --> 01:36:50,057

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Have you ever been curious about what men watched in the 80's and 90's, but didn't want to sit through it? Have we got a show for you! Join Beth, Glo, and Laura as they skip through dude centric TV while laughing, mocking, and maybe finding the secret feminism.