Episode 9

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Published on:

17th Oct 2025

S2 E8 Walker: I Feel In A Tingle In My Butthole

This week, Glo and Laura tell Beth about Baby Jessica and Walker roundhouse kicks a sewer grate.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: It's me.

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It's honey bear.

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135: Uh,

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Everybody

phone over me and feed me sandwiches.

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Yay.

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Yeah.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Oh yeah.

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I started recording

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: stop

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eating my cheese.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Eat your cheese bro.

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There's no rush.

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

I'm gonna hydrate 'cause I'm hungover.

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Dude, my dude, I had two glasses

of sangria and why am I hungover?

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Mm mm

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

I don't,

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: is deceptive.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

What Laura said

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: deceptive.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

it's like high sugar, high alcohol.

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It is a hangover.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: you.

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Yes.

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Sary is a tricky

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

she is a tricky

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Yeah, my

mom always makes a pitcher in the summer

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and, uh, no one in my family can drink.

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So Jair really?

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That's J Fair's favorite thing

by the way, that no one in my

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family can hold their alcohol.

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'cause he just kind of

quietly gets everyone drunk.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: it

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Amazing.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Yeah.

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I can't hold my alcohol either.

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I don't drink enough to like

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Yeah.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: so

I'm super fun until I fall asleep.

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Like there's like, there's this

little threshold where Laura's a

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lot of fun and if you push her just

beyond that, then she's asleep.

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just gone.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: last

week we said something about how we

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really, really hoped that instead of

a bank robbery episode, we'd maybe

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get a well episode at some point.

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And this episode,

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it's in fact that well episode,

but we thought it was gonna

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be a bank robbery episode.

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We got bamboozled.

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Yep.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135:

girls get bamboozled.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

girls get bamboozled.

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Speaking of which,

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welcome to cool girls.

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Don't look at explosions where we watch

dude tv, but quickly, because fall is

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here and we have fall things to do,

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Yeah.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

how many cinnamon sugar donuts we

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could jam in our mouths at one time.

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Mm-hmm.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: I mean,

fall's not actually here in the south,

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but we are still trying to do the

fall things and manifest the fall.

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That's, that's our goals.

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

have about two weeks until maximum color

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Mm-hmm.

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Mm-hmm.

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

uh, zone six B in Michigan.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Air horns.

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Yep.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135:

The zones have names.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Yes.

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

the zones have, you are in a zone as well.

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You're probably something

like zone eight or something

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Yeah.

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

for gardening.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

was gonna say zoni.

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

yeah, look at, look at,

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look up your gardening zone.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: will

grow because this year it will

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either be too hot or too wet.

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135: Ah,

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too hot, too wet, too dry, like

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something's going to go wrong and

nothing is actually going to grow.

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I don't plant anything

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well,

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: really.

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

weird because like you guys

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get to grow everything.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Yeah,

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to wait, we have to be like, Hey,

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everything has to be f Frost hardy, and

stuff like that up here in zone six.

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And we're not even like just zone six

because we have the Lake Great Lakes.

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We're zone six B because we have

our own little microclimate.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Hmm,

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Yeah.

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Isn't that interesting?

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

we're so cool.

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We have our own microclimate baby.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Yeah,

no, you can plant things here in the

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spring for sure, and they'll probably

get well watered, but at some point

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it's going to get so hot they will fry

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135: Ah.

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Got it.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Oh,

so you could like bake a cake in your

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car, like how people were like baking

stuff in their cars for a minute.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: I

do remember that maybe sometimes

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I could, I should try that.

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'cause

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Yeah.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135:

parking lot at the school I

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feel like gets extremely hot.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Yeah.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: a

lot of shade that I can park in.

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And then it's also like a lot of asphalt.

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And then that way, once you're done

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with your classes, you come out to

your car and it's a sweet treat.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135:

And then I have a cookie.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Yeah.

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And you can eat the

cookies on the way home.

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Cookie car cookie.

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Fry an egg for breakfast.

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You know, it's fine.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

No, that's too healthy.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: fine.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

It needs to be a sweet treat.

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Must be sweet to treat

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: I'm

just looking at our forecast and it

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is supposed to be above 80 pretty

much every day for the next 10

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

if you come.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: October.

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Yeah.

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that's not fall.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: No,

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needs to be in the sixties.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Exactly.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Right.

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I would like that.

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It would be great.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Although

it is 68 here, which is really hot.

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Yeah.

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Warmer than it should

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be for October, I think.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: I do

believe looking at the today's episode

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to try to bring it back to Walker, Texas

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Hmm.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135:

it, it is probably fall or

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winter in Texas in this episode.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Yeah,

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: but there's

still some things that quibbles I have

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with that, that we'll get to eventually

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

All right.

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we've got quibbles to Quabble.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Yeah.

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Uh, also Aaron would like me to note

that he's pretty sure this is not west.

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They say that they're in West

Texas, but he said that there

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are cedar trees in the background

and those are only in East Texas.

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You do not get those in West Texas.

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Oh, did they film this in Texas?

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Are we Sure.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Oh,

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: pretty sure

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Okay.

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This wasn't a A Hollywood approximation.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135:

Oh, I don't think so.

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I think this was Texas.

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Yeah,

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Okay.

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I'm glow.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Oh, yeah.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: right.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: I'm Beth.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: And I'm Laura

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

I am not Googling.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: thir.

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13 minutes into it, we've remembered

that we are people who have names.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Well, um, this person with a name,

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135:

get cut, I'm sure.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

maybe we'll find out.

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Um, we, we start in media homeless.

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I

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Yeah.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: yes.

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Um, it was shot in the Dallas-Fort

Worth area, by the way,

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Oh, okay.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: so,

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okay.

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Yes.

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As Glow said, we start with a

homeless family and a little boy named

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Cody, who is six we find out later.

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Uh, brushing his teeth at a

water wing fountain at a water

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fountain, watering fountain water.

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him.

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WA fountain.

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135: it?

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Yes.

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Hello Point says.

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

'cause Henry, Henry is just about

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this little kid's age, which is sad.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: He

is a good little child actor.

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I'm gonna say that I'm finding

positive things about this episode

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and he's a cute little kid.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

I think yeah, that's true.

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Uh, were this handled differently by

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anyone who understood a

nuance or critical thinking.

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One could have said that this episode

could have turned into some sort of like,

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exploration of homelessness

in America during this time.

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A statement piece on mining

towns being shut down.

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But no, this is Walker Texas Ranger baby.

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You get roundhouse kicks,

you're gonna like it.

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

And I mean, even near the end, I

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don't think this is giving much away.

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He's just like, thanks for all the

help guys, but I just really wanna

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get back on my feet and, and work,

because I don't take any handouts.

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It's

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Yeah.

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

dude, God damn.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Jesus Christ.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: I, I came

up with a theory in the middle of this,

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Mm-hmm.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: this show

uh, Walker, Texas Ranger just really

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wanted to do a Baby Jessica episode.

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Right.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Okay.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135:

was a few years prior to

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

That's what Ben said.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Can, can, can.

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Yep.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: really

wanted to do that, but they couldn't

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figure out how to get spinny kicks in

it without, you know, because a baby

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Jessica Plat is just a child down a well.

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Yep.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: So,

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Oh, okay.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: to

throw in the bank robbery stuff

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so we can have spinny kicks.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Okay.

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Can we?

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Yes.

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

was about a decade before

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Yeah,

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

even more than

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

because like,

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: okay.

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Jessica.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Can you

tell me what the fuck baby Jessica is?

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Because

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135: I

am Get ready for your new hyper fixation.

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This kind of thing is

right down your alley.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Hell yeah,

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Laura, you wanna talk about it?

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Uh, no,

because I, so I know that there's a very

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good, and here's what you should do.

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There's a very good, episode

of You're Wrong about the

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Mm-hmm.

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that talks about Baby Jessica.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Okay.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Uh,

but it was, you know, it was a young

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child, um, less than two years old.

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Mm-hmm.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135:

a well in Midland, Texas.

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So there,

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Oh,

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: they

won't, they wanna do this connection

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: oh,

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: and,

you know, it's called Middle Creek

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because Midland is where it happened,

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Okay.

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

wow.

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You're right.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135:

no Middle Creek, Texas.

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Like, like a region called Middle

Creek, but there's no town.

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Um, and.

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It was like a two day ordeal of

getting this little girl out of the

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well, uh, like hours or something

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: she okay?

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: she was Okay.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Okay, cool.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135:

but they did the same thing.

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They actually, in the episode, the

rescue, uh, mechanism as like a big auger

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and they get it from some construction

guys, but it was, it was oil workers

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because Midland is full of oil, you

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Mm-hmm.

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business, uh, that got their, their

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big drill thing out and were able

to drill down like diagonally to

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But there was something like, it

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was really sensationalized, right?

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Like it wasn't like as big of a

deal as they were making it out

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to be or something like that.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Mm-hmm.

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Yeah.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: yeah.

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It, it was, it was like, you know, it

got the attention of like Ronald Reagan.

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the time, and it was, you know,

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

That's what Trump should do.

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He should find his baby Jessica

to distract from the Epstein files

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instead of messing up our, uh,

our government and our economy.

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if he just gets trapped down?

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The well can, can he just,

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I feel like that what if he goes and

rescues the baby and then the baby

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gets out and then he just stays down

there Like a little bridge troll?

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

there you go.

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He would be baby Jessica.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Yes.

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Yep.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: yeah.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Perfect.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Walker,

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

I was wondering about that,

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: we

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: so.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: this story.

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Yeah, so we have the houseless family

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Mm-hmm.

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Cody, the mom and dad, and then we find

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out that dad is gonna go and like break

it off with this guy called Kyle Gans, who

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: He's

gonna, yeah, he's gonna get like two.

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Um, well first of all, so the

kid brushes his teeth, right?

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And then immediately his mom puts milk

in a bowl and is like, eat your cereal.

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Which is like crazy,

like crazy work, dude.

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

breakfast.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

That's gonna be so gross.

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Mm-hmm.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: but

yeah, so like Glow was saying, um,

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so the dad has found a line of work

or something in Kansas, but in order

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to get to Kansas, they need money.

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And he knows a dude named Kyle Ance

who, um, sounds like, you know, the

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trashy kid in high school, like.

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Mm-hmm.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Mm-hmm.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

I mean like behaviorally trashy.

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Mm-hmm.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: the

unhinged, like that dude might turn

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into a serial killer guy, right?

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Like,

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Mm-hmm.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

um, that's kind of what

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

batty.

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:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Yeah, the

local batty, but not like the local Betty,

340

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Yeah.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: know?

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Batty is Alex

343

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Yeah.

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Lorraine who we're gonna

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find out about later.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Yes.

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We do love Reen.

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Mm-hmm.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Um, and he

says he's gonna meet him at a pool hall in

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Middle Creek roll credits, um, to get this

$200 so that this Kyle Gans or something

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owes him and his wife is like, just like,

be careful 'cause this guy kind of sucks.

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Um,

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Right.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: meanwhile.

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Because the show is so good at

giving us any context, we go

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right over to CD and Walker.

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We don't know why,

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Yeah.

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They're just, they're

driving and CD is hungry.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

CD's hungry, but before CD says,

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I am hungry, like over and over,

uh, we learn about Lorraine.

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Yeah, they had, they had lots of barn

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sex back when they were spring chickens.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

And she was 90 pounds.

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That's, I don't know why it's

so important that we know.

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: say that?

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Like he's

like, she was not more than 90 pounds.

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And I was like, why do you fucking, what?

369

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Oh,

'cause it's funny later because

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the actress is actually a fat

371

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Yeah.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Uh,

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135:

why we had to say it,

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

But nothing about CD's.

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Weight his, you know, potbellied self.

376

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

well, he's a man.

377

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He's allowed to age.

378

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: normal and

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

gain and lose weight.

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Yeah,

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Yep.

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honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

that's fine.

383

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But yes, uh, CD goes, there's very

non-sequitur situations going on

384

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with CD in this conversation because

like he's like, yeah, we did sex

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to each other and it was super hot.

386

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We had hot sex doing in a barn.

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Mm-hmm.

388

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: We

gotta stop right now 'cause I'm huggy.

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Yep.

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:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Don't know

why CD is with what, so the, the Thin, the

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paper thin plot behind why they're going

to Middle Creek is they're doing some

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kind of deposition that's important, isn't

393

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Yeah,

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laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135:

does C need to be here?

395

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: right.

396

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And like, we don't know about

the deposition until like

397

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halfway through the episode.

398

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Like as far as we're concerned, these

two are just road tripping, like,

399

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laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

That's what it felt like.

400

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: yeah.

401

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Yeah.

402

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

we're going back to CD's, old

403

:

stomping grounds or something.

404

:

Yeah.

405

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Like,

406

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Yeah.

407

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: was there

just no editing with the show whatsoever?

408

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Like nobody in the script writing

room was like, Hey, maybe we

409

:

should make this make sense.

410

:

Like

411

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Mm-hmm.

412

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: ever.

413

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: They

were trying to shoehorn like four

414

:

different plots into this episode.

415

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Yeah.

416

:

This is like, this is such a

like, I don't even, what the fuck?

417

:

Like, and yeah.

418

:

And so we imagine at some point

that these two stories will

419

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intersect, but we don't know.

420

:

'cause this is Walker, Texas Ranger,

421

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Mm-hmm.

422

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: so

then we go to the pool hall and I don't

423

:

know y'all, I've been to pool halls.

424

:

There's usually a smokey smell.

425

:

Uh, there's usually beer.

426

:

There are usually pool tables.

427

:

What I have never experienced

at a pool hall, and correct

428

:

me if I'm wrong, is ladies.

429

:

Clad and leather

430

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Yeah.

431

:

Uhhuh.

432

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

dancing on poles.

433

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Yes,

434

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

It's a pool pool hall,

435

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Yeah.

436

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

It's a go-go pool hall.

437

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: It's like

this show is written by people who only

438

:

have like conservative scare tactic ideas

of what the real world is like, you know?

439

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: exactly.

440

:

It's,

441

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135: but

definitely go to the go-go pool hall like,

442

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: yeah.

443

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

real, real men hang out there.

444

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Yeah.

445

:

It's

446

:

Okay.

447

:

So there's this scene in Brooklyn

nine nine where Holt, who's, um,

448

:

their, their chief of police, who's

happily married to a man named Kevin.

449

:

Um, has to pretend to be straight

while in witness protection.

450

:

And he like goes walking with these

ladies every morning and talks about how

451

:

he misses his wife's big, heavy breasts.

452

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

I remember that.

453

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Wow.

454

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

I don't know why, but this

455

:

is giving that same energy

456

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Okay.

457

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: like

458

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

My big heavy briss

459

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

I miss my wife's large pens.

460

:

Breasts.

461

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: my God.

462

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

speaking of that character, his

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:

husband, uh, mark, Evan Jackson.

464

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: right.

465

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Ben and I have an interesting

466

:

connection to him.

467

:

We have like pictures with him.

468

:

I'm friends with him on Facebook, like

he kind of knows who we are a little bit

469

:

'cause he was part of something called

the Detroit Creativity Project and,

470

:

uh, that brought improv to my school.

471

:

And I know his wife, uh.

472

:

They're lovely people.

473

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: It's a,

474

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

end.

475

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: awesome.

476

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

it's a fun crossover.

477

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Yeah, exactly.

478

:

Mark Evan Jackson, if you

wanna come on the podcast.

479

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Yeah.

480

:

If you listen to this podcast,

481

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Yeah.

482

:

I'm sure you listen to our

podcast, mark Evan Jackson.

483

:

Yep.

484

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

I have told

485

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135:

to treat you better than Mr.

486

:

David Elizabeth Matthews.

487

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

we're gonna treat you better.

488

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Good God.

489

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Um,

490

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: so Mr.

491

:

Kyle Gantz clearly doesn't have $200

because he's like, nah, we've gotta knock

492

:

over this bank before you can have $200.

493

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

what I think happened.

494

:

He had the $200.

495

:

And then the local hair salon was

like, the bougie hair salon was all

496

:

like blowouts today, walk-ins welcome.

497

:

And he was like, I'm gonna treat myself.

498

:

I'm gonna treat myself, I deserve it.

499

:

And he went in there, he blew $200.

500

:

He got that fucking gorgeous

feathery head of hair going on.

501

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Yeah.

502

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Like that is not natural.

503

:

That is,

504

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135:

hair is never like

505

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: yeah.

506

:

That is product.

507

:

That is salon quality.

508

:

That's $200 worth of hair

work is what I'm saying.

509

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135: Mm

510

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

So now he's gotta rob a bank.

511

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Yep.

512

:

Gans is like, Hey, there's a heist

on this oil payroll, K payout.

513

:

wanna do it bra?

514

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Yeah.

515

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

do is be the wheel man.

516

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

And he does the right thing.

517

:

At first, he says, no.

518

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: yeah.

519

:

He's like, no, I just really

like my 200 bucks please.

520

:

But some reason, Gantz thinks

it's gonna be effective to

521

:

like choke him and force

him to be their wheelman.

522

:

Like that's going to be a good

partner in crime is someone who's

523

:

literally only doing it 'cause they

were frightened of you for a moment.

524

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

he, I mean, he threatens his family,

525

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Yeah.

526

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

cares about.

527

:

His family.

528

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

He's all like, Hey, do this, or

529

:

We'll kill your wife and child.

530

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Yep.

531

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: And like,

clearly death threats like this happen

532

:

all the time in the pool hall because

the pool dance leather ladies, uh, just

533

:

don't even skip a beat for a minute.

534

:

Like, they're still on B, they're,

535

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Yep.

536

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: 5, 6, 7,

8, you know, like, so yeah, this, this,

537

:

I don't know what pool hall this shit

is, but all of the ones I've been to now

538

:

seem like very classy establishments.

539

:

So,

540

:

um.

541

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

then we go to theme and I

542

:

put in my notes, God, no.

543

:

No, God, no.

544

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Oh my God,

545

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: It is so bad

546

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: this is so

547

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: every time.

548

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: bad.

549

:

And like we've got, our TV is facing

out into the street, and the mail lady

550

:

was coming while I was watching this.

551

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: and

you were like so embarrassed,

552

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: I know.

553

:

And I was like, please don't

drop off a package today.

554

:

Please don't drop off a package today.

555

:

No one can know I'm watching

Walker, Texas Ranger.

556

:

It's not for fun, it's for a project.

557

:

Um, but yeah, so, uh, then

we cut to Walker and CD

558

:

rolling up to a Tex-Mex joint,

559

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Mm-hmm.

560

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: uh, cd.

561

:

Still whining about how he's hungry.

562

:

He, in fact says he's as hungry

as a woodpecker in a steel mill.

563

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

So folksy

564

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: So folksy.

565

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135:

I think he also said

566

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135: I.

567

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: about

being hungry as a gutted snake or

568

:

something at one point, and I was like,

569

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Good for you.

570

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: So

anyway, then some blonde recognizes 'em.

571

:

She comes in later.

572

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Yep.

573

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

I, the writing of the show sucks.

574

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Yeah.

575

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: It's just

576

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

we have somebody comes up behind

577

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: yes.

578

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

and puts her hands over his eyes and

579

:

makes him guess and we find out that

it is none other than our Queen ine.

580

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Queen L.

581

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

She's amazing.

582

:

We,

583

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: only bright

584

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135: we.

585

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: episode.

586

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Yep.

587

:

Uh, she calls him Honey Bear

and Chuck gets a chuckle.

588

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: But

really I feel like it's a chuckle of pain.

589

:

'cause no one's ever called

him honey bear in his life.

590

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Yep.

591

:

We find out that Reine

has three dead husbands.

592

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Yeah.

593

:

But all of them like died

of natural causes in a way.

594

:

Well, I don't,

595

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

still so jovial, like life

596

:

has dealt her a hand like,

597

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135:

she can just get another one.

598

:

Like it is no big

599

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: yeah.

600

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135:

get me another husband.

601

:

They're like a dime a dozen.

602

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: yeah.

603

:

And it sounds something the

last one didn't do shit, so

604

:

she's fine with it, you know?

605

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

enough.

606

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: one?

607

:

Like, if I want one, I'll go get

608

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Yeah.

609

:

If I want that level of

emotional labor, it's fine.

610

:

I can eat Monte Mo like,

611

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: yeah,

612

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Right.

613

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Uh, but CD

has suddenly changed his tune on Reen.

614

:

He's now, oh my God.

615

:

No.

616

:

Beth's face.

617

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Like, it's just

618

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135: Oh,

619

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: so,

620

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

you guys, did you guys clock?

621

:

Clock?

622

:

The actress though?

623

:

Ben did.

624

:

I didn't.

625

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135:

I, I was like, I

626

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: she

627

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: I've seen her

628

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: has

definitely, I, I think of her as

629

:

being like a comforting bosom lady.

630

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Mm-hmm.

631

:

Laura, did you clock

632

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: I.

633

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: I, I

don't know what I recognized her

634

:

from, but I recognized her and

so I looked her up and I saw that

635

:

she was in two and a half men, uh,

636

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Edward Scissor hands?

637

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Edward

Scissor Hands and Erin Brockovich.

638

:

I think that's, I've don't think

I've actually seen Erin Brockovich,

639

:

but I've seen enough clips

640

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Mm-hmm.

641

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135:

think that might be it.

642

:

That might be where I'm clocking her from.

643

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: So,

644

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: But yeah,

645

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: so

646

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

is Conta Ferrell.

647

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Conta

648

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Yeah.

649

:

What a

650

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: bitch.

651

:

That's amazing.

652

:

Um, but yeah, no, I'd forgotten

she was an Aaron Brockovich.

653

:

So, uh, I do hear something though, Laura.

654

:

Um, it sounds like our movie Breaks

will be watching movies with Laura.

655

:

She has not seen, but should

656

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Yeah,

because she missed all the cultural

657

:

touchstones of her generation,

except like Star Wars things.

658

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: I?

659

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135:

Star Trek things.

660

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Yes, yes.

661

:

So we're gonna start with the Mummy

and you'll find out if you are a raging

662

:

homosexual or not, uh, with that movie.

663

:

Holy shit.

664

:

Woo.

665

:

Um, and uh, then we'll

watch Aaron Brockovich

666

:

um, but yeah.

667

:

So we'll go ahead and, uh,

schedule those two movie breaks.

668

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Fine with me.

669

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Cool.

670

:

Um, so, uh, anyway, we find out, so

CD's being all flustered and we're

671

:

being all grossed out because like, sir,

672

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Yeah.

673

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

who do you think you are?

674

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135:

opinion of himself,

675

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Yeah.

676

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: saying.

677

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Yep.

678

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Um, and

then we cut to Alex and DA Sutter, who I

679

:

thought at first was played by baby Mr.

680

:

Feeney, but I was wrong.

681

:

So nevermind.

682

:

Um,

683

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

She is blonder and her perm is

684

:

gone and she has longer hair.

685

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: yes.

686

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: like

687

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

And I think, I think this might just

688

:

be changing, changing, uh, trends.

689

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Yes.

690

:

Yes.

691

:

I think that perms were out by

this point, but I don't know.

692

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Either that or just like

693

:

looser was more in style.

694

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Yeah,

695

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

'cause it's definitely very different

696

:

than the beginning of the show.

697

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: I

mean, the only other fashion I'm

698

:

studying from this time period, uh,

would be er, the fashions of er,

699

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Hmm.

700

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: uh,

I gotta say like everyone I want, my

701

:

dream hair is Carol Hathaway hair.

702

:

Holy fuck.

703

:

It's curly and gorgeous and perfect.

704

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

I have to look that up.

705

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Oh, it's everything.

706

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

What's her name?

707

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Um, Carol

Hathaway in the show, she is played by

708

:

Julianne Marise, who is the good wife on.

709

:

The good wife.

710

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Oh, she pretty,

711

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: petty.

712

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

could pull off that look.

713

:

You have her eyes and

her like sultry look.

714

:

You could definitely pull that off.

715

:

I like your hair short though.

716

:

This is her right?

717

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

That is her.

718

:

That's like so nice.

719

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

you totally have like the

720

:

same eyes and bone structure.

721

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Mm-hmm.

722

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

That's so nice.

723

:

Thank you.

724

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

You're welcome.

725

:

I,

726

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Um, I'm flustered now.

727

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

I think Laura though, you

728

:

like basically have that

729

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Yeah.

730

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135:

Uh, mine's a little tighter.

731

:

Curls, but

732

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Yeah.

733

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: But

I've always loved your hair, Laura.

734

:

I want to play with it.

735

:

I just don't want to.

736

:

Yeah.

737

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135:

to cut it again though.

738

:

I need to reshape it, but

739

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

The shearing.

740

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: have

741

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

girl cut.

742

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: time.

743

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Yeah.

744

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Time is hard.

745

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

I think I'm growing mine out.

746

:

Just 'cause like I miss having it, but

747

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

it short.

748

:

It's so pretty.

749

:

This is called Cool Glow

Glazes, her co-hosts.

750

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Um,

751

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: has high eq.

752

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: yeah.

753

:

Uh, cut to, yeah, Alex and DA Sutter

going somewhere at Walker's request.

754

:

We don't know where until

they get to the elevator.

755

:

Um, Alex Waxes poetic, um, about

how Walker is the best ranger ever.

756

:

While I make gagging noises,

757

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Mm-hmm.

758

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: they're

going to, we find out a deposition for

759

:

a mob trial on neutral ground, which

is also where CD and Walker were going.

760

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Mm-hmm.

761

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Okay.

762

:

Yeah.

763

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

But they don't really like mention

764

:

that until like 40 minutes deep

in the, we're just like, what?

765

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: important.

766

:

It is not important.

767

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

even put it in?

768

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

like three different

769

:

plots in this episode.

770

:

Like it, you guy, listener, you,

I know we talked about that.

771

:

There's a baby Jessica thing that's

gonna go on like not even up yet.

772

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Yeah.

773

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Mm-hmm.

774

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Yeah.

775

:

And this episode's only 45 minutes.

776

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Yeah, it's weird.

777

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Oh,

I should introduce my little game

778

:

that I introduced in our chat, but

the listener doesn't know about yet.

779

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

I don't remember this.

780

:

I'm excited.

781

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

New game.

782

:

New game

783

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: at one point,

I texted my co-host while I was watching

784

:

and I said, just this fucking show.

785

:

And then I was like, okay, now you

have to guess where in the plot.

786

:

said that.

787

:

there's a lot of places

and we haven't hit it yet.

788

:

We are not very far in.

789

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

guys.

790

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

I think I know her.

791

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

would be the best segment.

792

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: All right.

793

:

I'm

794

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135:

let's try it out.

795

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Yeah.

796

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

making making a note.

797

:

Make

798

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Okay,

799

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: that drop.

800

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135: So,

801

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135:

these three plots, there was

802

:

a moment where I had, I broke.

803

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

so we're gonna, we're gonna guess

804

:

Laura did this fucking show as we

go along, or gonna guess it now

805

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135:

Guess as we go

806

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

as we go along.

807

:

Okay, perfect.

808

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Yeah.

809

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Okay.

810

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Uh, but

yeah, this, this like, uh, so I was

811

:

like, I guess we're supposed to feel the

like, 'cause Alex isn't the DA anymore.

812

:

That's part of it,

813

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Yeah.

814

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

What's going on with

815

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Or was she the assistant?

816

:

Da.

817

:

Was she not the da?

818

:

Was she just the assistant da?

819

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: was the

da, but maybe she was an assistant.

820

:

Maybe

821

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

I thought,

822

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: an assistant.

823

:

I

824

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

I thought Mr.

825

:

Sutton was a new guy.

826

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Yeah.

827

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: new boss,

828

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Yeah.

829

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: yeah.

830

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Yeah.

831

:

And they have like, like a coming to

terms while they're driving in the

832

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Ooh.

833

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

not really.

834

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: not yet.

835

:

But not yet.

836

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

we, we won't talk about that

837

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Yeah.

838

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

We will talk about Harlan driving

839

:

the cars and everybody in ba

balaclavas going to rob a bank.

840

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

And they're like in, not the car

841

:

from Supernatural, but pretty

close to the car from Supernatural.

842

:

Like it's a pitch black, like

843

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135:

It's a two door.

844

:

I really wanna make that part

845

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Yeah, it's a, yeah.

846

:

And it's like

847

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

yeah, for

848

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: a room.

849

:

Room.

850

:

Yeah.

851

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Mm-hmm.

852

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: they, they

mentioned that the, it's really fast,

853

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Okay.

854

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: but

still, like you are also slowed down

855

:

by the fact that it's a two door.

856

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Yeah, but like what?

857

:

They're gonna come to the bank

and like, oh dude, hold on.

858

:

It always gets stuck, bro.

859

:

Ile the thing and then

the seat will go back.

860

:

And then you go in there like, what

861

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Oh,

now I'm caught on the seatbelt.

862

:

Oh, oh, oh.

863

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Oh my God, I'm getting choked.

864

:

And you've been arrested.

865

:

You, they're bad at bank robbery.

866

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Yeah,

867

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

you have been arrested.

868

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135:

especially 'cause they also roll up

869

:

on this bank with the windows down.

870

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Yeah, man.

871

:

What is happening?

872

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: I

mean, I know that's like probably

873

:

just because this is TV and we need

to be able to see what's going on

874

:

inside the car because how TV works.

875

:

But also, it's so stupid.

876

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Yep.

877

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Yeah,

878

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

of course, who walks out of the

879

:

whatever, deposition, whatever, whatever.

880

:

Or Wait, wait.

881

:

Are they walking out of No,

882

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: No,

883

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

the,

884

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

the tex max,

885

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Yeah.

886

:

And of course they see it happening.

887

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: uhhuh

888

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Well,

889

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135:

Walker's just like, what's that car

890

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: yeah.

891

:

Walker's like, oh, my

spa tense is tingling.

892

:

I feel a tingle in my butthole.

893

:

I think maybe that car

should not be there.

894

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

My butt hole is clenching.

895

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

There's, there's a, a wild hair in

896

:

that, in that butt hole of mine.

897

:

A wild red hair.

898

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Stop.

899

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Uh, Ben just brought me some

900

:

espresso and I had to like slow, slow

swallow because red hair tingling.

901

:

My butt hole is my, may might be

the name of the, of the episode.

902

:

Oh God.

903

:

Throw me down a well, I'm done.

904

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

The glee I feel right now.

905

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135: Ah,

906

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: I'm trying

to remember, has the local sheriff

907

:

shown up yet or do we get him later?

908

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

I think he just kind of appears

909

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Yeah.

910

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: No, I

911

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Michael Myers.

912

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: right now

913

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Oh, okay.

914

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: like

introducing the local sheriff to them and

915

:

then Walker's like, oh hey, what's that

916

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Oh yeah, that's right.

917

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: And

918

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

a disturbance in my foreskin.

919

:

Yeah.

920

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: local, local

921

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Tingle, tle, tinkle,

922

:

tinkle, tingle, tingle.

923

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: stop.

924

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

It's like a little periscope,

925

:

just checks for danger.

926

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135: no.

927

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: I haven't

had human contact for a seven days.

928

:

This is what happens.

929

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Mm-hmm.

930

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

had COVID

931

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Yeah.

932

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

has cabin fever.

933

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Which

is really, it's a hard thing to do

934

:

because I'm incredibly introverted,

935

:

but um, yes.

936

:

So anyway, they, uh,

go check it out, right.

937

:

And, um, they run outta the bank as

Walker gets there, and then throw

938

:

the money in the car, I guess.

939

:

Um, and then Harlan's like booking it, but

without everybody, which is what happens

940

:

when you get a wheelman under duress.

941

:

So maybe don't do that.

942

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Mm-hmm.

943

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: And, um.

944

:

Consent is key, even in bank robberies.

945

:

All right?

946

:

And so like, they're all

like, fuck, what do we do?

947

:

And so the Gantz and his buddy Witt pull

a lady out of a car and steal that car.

948

:

And then the third bank

robber, uh, runs down an alley.

949

:

Walker, of course, kicks him in the chest,

950

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Hmm.

951

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: and

then he puts up his fist to fight.

952

:

And walker's like, what

do you wanna fight?

953

:

Now,

954

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Cheese Louise,

955

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

I am not a fight expert, but when

956

:

somebody puts up their fists and

gets into a stance reminiscent of

957

:

a character in Mortal Kombat, that

typically indicates that they're about

958

:

to engage in fisticuffs with you.

959

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

correct?

960

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Okay.

961

:

Just making sure,

962

:

but yeah, and so then, you know, blah,

blah, blah, they fight, blah, blah,

963

:

blah, slow motion kick, blah, blah, blah.

964

:

He gets arrested.

965

:

I literally don't care about

the fight scenes in the show.

966

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Yeah.

967

:

This is only, the bank robbery is only

here, so we can have the spinny kicks

968

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Yep.

969

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

I think so, right?

970

:

Like

971

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135:

that we gave some of the

972

:

spinny kicks to trivette later,

973

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: yeah.

974

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135:

even though that is ludicrous

975

:

why they would even be there like

976

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135: But

like at least we get some trivette because

977

:

we have been lacking trivette in this

978

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Yes,

we have like I am all for Trivette

979

:

being the office siren, but it was nice

to see him in his little blue jeans.

980

:

Doing some roundhouse kicks.

981

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Mm-hmm.

982

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135: Was

that, did it dial down the thirst level

983

:

enough that like Yeah, just a little bit.

984

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

to for Trivette.

985

:

He is.

986

:

Yeah.

987

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

He's a very nice looking man.

988

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Yep.

989

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Um, but yeah.

990

:

And then, uh,

991

:

he gets, yeah, he gets his big ass

Harlan goes, um, back with his big

992

:

ass bag of cash and he's trying

to get his kid Cody in the car.

993

:

But Cody of course runs off and

falls down a well because why not?

994

:

And yes, I know this is a drain

pipe, but for all intents and

995

:

purposes, this is a well, and we

will be referring to it thusly.

996

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

Yes,

997

:

laureen_1_10-12-2025_130135: Yeah.

998

:

laureen--glo-glo-_1_10-12-2025_140135:

yes.

999

:

honey-bear_1_10-12-2025_140135:

good, good.

:

00:37:14,342 --> 00:37:14,732

-:

well,

:

00:37:14,837 --> 00:37:15,437

-:

It's a well,

:

00:37:15,657 --> 00:37:18,337

-:

that goes straight down for some reason

:

00:37:18,857 --> 00:37:19,427

-:

:

00:37:20,167 --> 00:37:20,697

-:

:

00:37:21,812 --> 00:37:25,947

Uh, like room was preexisting.

:

00:37:27,602 --> 00:37:29,972

-:

yeah, so it is, it's really weird.

:

00:37:29,972 --> 00:37:34,952

Like it, and they keep on talking

about, well, it's gonna crumble and like

:

00:37:34,982 --> 00:37:37,352

there's definitely some sort of like.

:

00:37:39,107 --> 00:37:40,307

It's not a vault.

:

00:37:40,307 --> 00:37:43,307

Like it's definitely feels like

something that would be under a

:

00:37:43,307 --> 00:37:46,607

city, not something that would

be out in the middle of nowhere.

:

00:37:46,707 --> 00:37:47,127

-:

:

00:37:48,087 --> 00:37:48,377

Yeah.

:

00:37:48,617 --> 00:37:48,827

-:

'cause

:

00:37:48,827 --> 00:37:49,607

-:

:

00:37:51,407 --> 00:37:51,707

Okay.

:

00:37:51,767 --> 00:37:58,007

Maybe it's, uh, the room where they

used to put people when they committed

:

00:37:58,007 --> 00:38:04,157

crimes in San Antonio, parking lots

to drown them for their crimes because

:

00:38:05,297 --> 00:38:10,487

it might not be illegal to commit a

crime in San Antonio parking lots,

:

00:38:11,147 --> 00:38:15,737

but it, it is not without punishment.

:

00:38:16,282 --> 00:38:16,502

-:

:

00:38:16,892 --> 00:38:17,182

Fair?

:

00:38:17,882 --> 00:38:20,252

-:

So, yeah, right?

:

00:38:20,822 --> 00:38:21,042

-:

Yep.

:

00:38:21,512 --> 00:38:21,812

-:

:

00:38:21,962 --> 00:38:24,542

It's where you go when

you mess with Texas.

:

00:38:24,812 --> 00:38:29,012

You know the, the drain pipe room?

:

00:38:31,862 --> 00:38:32,162

No.

:

00:38:32,282 --> 00:38:32,792

Yes.

:

00:38:33,362 --> 00:38:33,782

Maybe

:

00:38:34,472 --> 00:38:35,372

-:

You heard it here folks.

:

00:38:36,292 --> 00:38:36,412

I.

:

00:38:38,012 --> 00:38:42,362

Anybody, anybody who lives in San

Antonio, Texas, out of our followers.

:

00:38:42,632 --> 00:38:47,462

Which, Beth, you just, you just found out

that we have some international followers,

:

00:38:47,687 --> 00:38:47,907

-:

:

00:38:48,452 --> 00:38:49,202

-:

Listeners?

:

00:38:49,202 --> 00:38:49,862

Yeah,

:

00:38:49,862 --> 00:38:49,952

-:

:

00:38:50,402 --> 00:38:52,142

We have some Canadians.

:

00:38:52,322 --> 00:38:53,762

Hello Canadians.

:

00:38:53,762 --> 00:38:54,722

We do love you.

:

00:38:55,742 --> 00:38:56,282

-:

we do.

:

00:38:56,462 --> 00:38:57,722

-:

Even the ones in Quebec.

:

00:38:57,842 --> 00:38:58,082

-:

Yeah.

:

00:38:58,082 --> 00:38:59,402

Even if you're a Quebec quo.

:

00:39:00,752 --> 00:39:01,532

-:

We still love you.

:

00:39:02,042 --> 00:39:02,342

-:

Yep.

:

00:39:02,462 --> 00:39:05,732

-:

Uh, we have some, some UKs.

:

00:39:06,152 --> 00:39:09,362

Uh, so Hello uk.

:

00:39:09,722 --> 00:39:11,192

What's up dude?

:

00:39:11,417 --> 00:39:11,747

-:

:

00:39:11,912 --> 00:39:13,712

-:

some, put some of those.

:

00:39:13,712 --> 00:39:15,572

We, Harry cos for me.

:

00:39:16,387 --> 00:39:16,677

-:

Yeah.

:

00:39:16,997 --> 00:39:20,027

-:

send us video that would be tight, like,

:

00:39:20,267 --> 00:39:21,567

-:

We love the Harry Cos over

:

00:39:21,707 --> 00:39:23,897

-:

cool girls, go boom@gmail.com.

:

00:39:24,137 --> 00:39:27,707

Just send over the cute, fuzzy cows.

:

00:39:27,857 --> 00:39:28,157

Thank you.

:

00:39:30,257 --> 00:39:30,887

Um,

:

00:39:31,897 --> 00:39:33,182

-:

And maybe some healthcare.

:

00:39:33,647 --> 00:39:34,907

-:

and maybe some healthcare,

:

00:39:34,987 --> 00:39:35,587

-:

a little healthcare.

:

00:39:35,697 --> 00:39:35,987

Yeah,

:

00:39:36,002 --> 00:39:36,272

-:

Yeah.

:

00:39:36,587 --> 00:39:39,377

-:

maybe like a passport.

:

00:39:39,647 --> 00:39:41,267

-:

isn't perfect and they're underfunding

:

00:39:41,597 --> 00:39:43,457

underfunding it over there too, guys.

:

00:39:43,487 --> 00:39:43,667

-:

:

00:39:44,267 --> 00:39:45,647

-:

it's bad over here too.

:

00:39:46,007 --> 00:39:46,607

-:

It's real bad.

:

00:39:47,357 --> 00:39:47,897

-:

:

00:39:50,057 --> 00:39:51,227

-:

And we're spicy.

:

00:39:51,467 --> 00:39:52,937

We'll fight for your NHS.

:

00:39:54,257 --> 00:39:54,557

-:

yep,

:

00:39:54,737 --> 00:39:56,447

-:

You know, we're full of, we're

:

00:39:56,447 --> 00:40:01,127

full of piss and vinegar over

here, so we'll bring it over there.

:

00:40:01,127 --> 00:40:02,627

Help us to help you.

:

00:40:04,127 --> 00:40:06,347

And we just lost all of our UK listeners.

:

00:40:06,377 --> 00:40:06,857

Okay.

:

00:40:07,367 --> 00:40:07,757

Um,

:

00:40:07,817 --> 00:40:08,267

-:

Sorry.

:

00:40:08,392 --> 00:40:08,742

-:

:

00:40:10,817 --> 00:40:16,127

But, uh, yeah, so, um,

Cody falls down a well.

:

00:40:16,712 --> 00:40:17,822

Because why not?

:

00:40:17,882 --> 00:40:20,582

This episodes doesn't

have enough subplots.

:

00:40:20,582 --> 00:40:22,742

Let's just throw another one in there.

:

00:40:23,117 --> 00:40:24,947

-:

Yeah, they're just about to skip

:

00:40:24,947 --> 00:40:28,247

town and Cody is playing with

his little soccer ball and kicks

:

00:40:28,247 --> 00:40:30,557

it into the brush, and then we.

:

00:40:30,947 --> 00:40:36,557

Here a help and the parents run over

and find that Cody has fallen down

:

00:40:36,557 --> 00:40:42,047

the well and or drain pipe and cannot,

uh, get himself out, unfortunately.

:

00:40:42,662 --> 00:40:43,262

-:

And then they,

:

00:40:43,517 --> 00:40:44,417

-:

or 50 feet down.

:

00:40:44,417 --> 00:40:44,507

They

:

00:40:44,567 --> 00:40:44,927

-:

Yeah.

:

00:40:45,167 --> 00:40:45,527

-:

:

00:40:45,527 --> 00:40:45,797

Yeah.

:

00:40:46,202 --> 00:40:47,072

-:

yeah, like he,

:

00:40:48,107 --> 00:40:48,947

-:

deep drain pipe.

:

00:40:49,532 --> 00:40:49,742

-:

:

00:40:51,122 --> 00:40:58,652

Um, and then Harlan goes to get help

and STEs the money in a trash can,

:

00:40:59,072 --> 00:41:03,302

which is kind of a terrible idea,

but doesn't really go anywhere.

:

00:41:03,302 --> 00:41:04,772

So it's fine, I guess.

:

00:41:05,522 --> 00:41:06,092

Um.

:

00:41:06,112 --> 00:41:06,522

-:

me out.

:

00:41:06,587 --> 00:41:09,617

'cause like I'm, I'm like, okay,

they're putting it there because like,

:

00:41:09,677 --> 00:41:14,687

you know, the, the DNR or whatever is

gonna come through and empty the trash

:

00:41:14,687 --> 00:41:16,007

and there's gonna be a whole thing.

:

00:41:16,037 --> 00:41:16,337

Nope.

:

00:41:16,337 --> 00:41:18,077

It, it, it does stay there.

:

00:41:18,482 --> 00:41:18,902

-:

:

00:41:19,682 --> 00:41:20,102

-:

:

00:41:20,162 --> 00:41:21,932

-:

don't even, what a, like,

:

00:41:22,367 --> 00:41:23,147

-:

Whatever dude.

:

00:41:24,062 --> 00:41:24,212

-:

:

00:41:25,322 --> 00:41:25,922

Um,

:

00:41:25,922 --> 00:41:27,662

-:

have literally just thrown it into

:

00:41:27,662 --> 00:41:30,602

the brush and it would've been

safer in there, but it's fine.

:

00:41:31,382 --> 00:41:31,832

-:

:

00:41:31,832 --> 00:41:37,892

I don't this episode too, too many,

too many strands in the jus head, dude.

:

00:41:38,012 --> 00:41:38,342

Like,

:

00:41:39,032 --> 00:41:39,272

-:

Yep.

:

00:41:39,812 --> 00:41:41,072

-:

don't be afraid to edit.

:

00:41:41,552 --> 00:41:49,652

Um, and yeah, so CD and Walker call

Trivette while this is going on.

:

00:41:49,652 --> 00:41:50,162

Meanwhile,

:

00:41:50,537 --> 00:41:50,957

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

00:41:51,182 --> 00:41:53,552

-:

who is, yeah, being an office

:

00:41:53,552 --> 00:41:56,612

Siren in his slutty little jacket.

:

00:41:57,257 --> 00:41:57,677

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

00:42:00,002 --> 00:42:04,472

-:

And, uh, they tell him to tell Alex

:

00:42:04,562 --> 00:42:07,532

that they're gonna be late for the

deposition because of course Walker

:

00:42:07,532 --> 00:42:10,772

doesn't have a phone because he's a

boomer and CD doesn't have a phone.

:

00:42:10,772 --> 00:42:13,742

'cause he's also a boomer,

:

00:42:14,957 --> 00:42:16,022

-:

But older boomer,

:

00:42:16,202 --> 00:42:16,382

-:

:

00:42:16,387 --> 00:42:16,832

-:

Boomer,

:

00:42:16,892 --> 00:42:19,592

-:

boomer, maybe silent generation.

:

00:42:20,102 --> 00:42:21,782

-:

Yeah, I was thinking silent Jen

:

00:42:21,872 --> 00:42:22,052

-:

:

00:42:22,442 --> 00:42:24,182

-:

He gives me Borg nine vibes.

:

00:42:25,772 --> 00:42:27,272

-:

fair, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair.

:

00:42:27,722 --> 00:42:27,932

-:

Yep.

:

00:42:28,442 --> 00:42:31,172

-:

Um, but yeah, and so they tell

:

00:42:31,172 --> 00:42:34,202

him they're gonna be late for the

deposition, which is when we find out

:

00:42:34,202 --> 00:42:35,642

that they're there for a deposition.

:

00:42:36,182 --> 00:42:40,352

Um, and, uh, yeah.

:

00:42:40,412 --> 00:42:45,182

And then Harlan finds someone he

thinks can call search and rescue

:

00:42:45,572 --> 00:42:48,722

only to find out that search

and rescue has been defunded.

:

00:42:49,292 --> 00:42:51,212

Wow.

:

00:42:51,482 --> 00:42:52,922

-:

this tracks, this

:

00:42:53,057 --> 00:42:53,347

-:

Yeah,

:

00:42:53,822 --> 00:42:53,942

-:

:

00:42:53,987 --> 00:42:54,377

-:

:

00:42:54,452 --> 00:42:54,572

-:

:

00:42:54,732 --> 00:42:55,022

-:

:

00:42:55,982 --> 00:42:56,732

-:

:

00:42:57,767 --> 00:43:02,447

All the electrical grid problems in the

last few years with like, we can't even

:

00:43:02,667 --> 00:43:02,787

-:

:

00:43:03,017 --> 00:43:07,847

-:

it's very cold outside and like the, lost

:

00:43:07,847 --> 00:43:10,097

a bunch of children in a flooding incident

:

00:43:10,187 --> 00:43:10,662

-:

:

00:43:10,727 --> 00:43:12,497

-:

even have sirens in this county.

:

00:43:12,677 --> 00:43:14,537

Like I was like, yeah,

I totally believe this.

:

00:43:14,537 --> 00:43:16,037

This is Texas all over.

:

00:43:16,277 --> 00:43:17,567

Fucking get it together.

:

00:43:17,792 --> 00:43:19,247

-:

So even decades ago,

:

00:43:19,817 --> 00:43:21,557

-:

I mean, this is kind of

:

00:43:21,557 --> 00:43:23,122

becoming the rest of the US

:

00:43:24,317 --> 00:43:24,497

-:

:

00:43:24,682 --> 00:43:24,802

-:

:

00:43:25,187 --> 00:43:26,717

-:

They're pushing it upon us all.

:

00:43:28,412 --> 00:43:30,312

-:

:

00:43:30,357 --> 00:43:32,057

-:

tv, escapism, let's go back.

:

00:43:32,157 --> 00:43:32,577

Escape.

:

00:43:32,677 --> 00:43:33,097

Escape,

:

00:43:35,372 --> 00:43:35,592

-:

:

00:43:36,947 --> 00:43:40,397

So anyway, they end up getting

ahold of the search and rescue

:

00:43:40,547 --> 00:43:43,187

the town over who puts out a call.

:

00:43:44,297 --> 00:43:50,297

Um, and meanwhile, Alex tells DA

Sutton to unclench his butt hole

:

00:43:50,777 --> 00:43:50,997

-:

yep.

:

00:43:51,287 --> 00:43:52,817

-:

he is scaring the hose.

:

00:43:53,517 --> 00:43:53,737

-:

:

00:43:53,807 --> 00:43:56,657

-:

Um, he does not care.

:

00:43:56,687 --> 00:43:59,357

He's like, no, this is

my management style.

:

00:43:59,477 --> 00:44:00,077

Deal with it.

:

00:44:00,992 --> 00:44:02,612

-:

As he annoyingly taps on his

:

00:44:02,612 --> 00:44:04,352

briefcase while they're driving.

:

00:44:04,457 --> 00:44:04,937

-:

:

00:44:04,982 --> 00:44:07,052

-:

not only is he a bad boss, he's just

:

00:44:07,052 --> 00:44:09,542

an annoying person to be in a car with.

:

00:44:09,557 --> 00:44:10,307

-:

:

00:44:10,577 --> 00:44:11,237

-:

:

00:44:12,827 --> 00:44:18,167

-:

and CD hear the call, uh, for the search

:

00:44:18,167 --> 00:44:20,417

and rescue, so they end up responding.

:

00:44:21,167 --> 00:44:26,927

Um, and then Loren is already there,

so she's at the well with Cody.

:

00:44:26,957 --> 00:44:27,377

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

00:44:27,467 --> 00:44:28,577

-:

And Cody family.

:

00:44:29,237 --> 00:44:33,047

Uh, we find out that the blonde lady

from the diner is there and it turns

:

00:44:33,047 --> 00:44:39,977

out she's a reporter and that this

well could be bigger than baby Jessica.

:

00:44:40,247 --> 00:44:41,897

And I wrote, who the fuck?

:

00:44:42,257 --> 00:44:44,327

Because I didn't know

who Baby Jessica was.

:

00:44:44,567 --> 00:44:46,637

But y'all have filled be it.

:

00:44:47,462 --> 00:44:49,682

-:

Welcome to your new Roman Empire.

:

00:44:49,682 --> 00:44:50,822

Beth, this

:

00:44:50,897 --> 00:44:50,987

-:

:

00:44:51,032 --> 00:44:52,622

-:

this is right up your alley.

:

00:44:52,697 --> 00:44:54,077

-:

need a new Roman Empire.

:

00:44:54,362 --> 00:44:54,632

-:

Yep.

:

00:44:55,382 --> 00:44:55,412

I.

:

00:44:55,757 --> 00:44:56,357

-:

I'm excited.

:

00:44:56,432 --> 00:44:58,652

-:

I didn't catch that.

:

00:44:58,652 --> 00:45:02,462

They broke the, broke the fourth

wall on that, and were like, yes,

:

00:45:02,467 --> 00:45:04,397

we're making a baby Jessica episode.

:

00:45:04,562 --> 00:45:04,832

-:

Yep.

:

00:45:05,002 --> 00:45:06,377

-:

We know what we're doing.

:

00:45:06,467 --> 00:45:07,487

Aren't we smart?

:

00:45:08,447 --> 00:45:08,837

No.

:

00:45:09,662 --> 00:45:10,202

-:

:

00:45:10,637 --> 00:45:11,657

-:

make you smart.

:

00:45:11,837 --> 00:45:14,897

If writing a good show

would've made you smart.

:

00:45:15,362 --> 00:45:15,662

-:

Yep.

:

00:45:17,582 --> 00:45:24,122

Ben made a point that the sheriff in

this episode is named Buck Taylor,

:

00:45:24,542 --> 00:45:29,912

and he is a famous cowboy actor,

uh, famous for being in tombstone.

:

00:45:30,227 --> 00:45:32,837

-:

:

00:45:33,302 --> 00:45:33,932

-:

to see him.

:

00:45:34,847 --> 00:45:37,847

-:

Most notable for their spinoff.

:

00:45:37,907 --> 00:45:39,017

Frozen pizza.

:

00:45:39,017 --> 00:45:41,297

Empire Tombstone.

:

00:45:41,432 --> 00:45:43,262

-:

you like to put on your tombstone?

:

00:45:44,417 --> 00:45:45,497

-:

:

00:45:46,232 --> 00:45:46,712

-:

Okay.

:

00:45:46,727 --> 00:45:51,677

-:

Um, and yeah, so then the EMTs

:

00:45:51,767 --> 00:45:53,837

arrive like they're paramedics.

:

00:45:54,167 --> 00:45:56,867

They're clearly like firefighters as well.

:

00:45:57,197 --> 00:46:03,707

I point this out because they're all like,

oh, it's too dangerous to go down there.

:

00:46:04,127 --> 00:46:06,107

And so walker's like, oh, go

:

00:46:06,622 --> 00:46:07,042

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

00:46:07,097 --> 00:46:09,287

-:

with what fucking training bitch.

:

00:46:09,702 --> 00:46:10,122

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

00:46:10,427 --> 00:46:10,817

-:

:

00:46:13,457 --> 00:46:16,337

Um, so he's just making

everybody's job harder

:

00:46:16,472 --> 00:46:16,892

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

00:46:18,917 --> 00:46:21,977

-:

and Harlan takes this opportunity while

:

00:46:21,977 --> 00:46:28,247

the paramedics and Walker are talking,

um, to tell his wife about the robbery.

:

00:46:28,877 --> 00:46:31,247

And she's all like, dude,

give the money back.

:

00:46:31,247 --> 00:46:32,297

You crazy ass.

:

00:46:32,297 --> 00:46:36,677

And he's like, I'm gonna,

I just can't right now.

:

00:46:37,502 --> 00:46:37,922

-:

:

00:46:38,927 --> 00:46:43,007

-:

then Gantts and the others robber

:

00:46:43,007 --> 00:46:45,317

whit, find a card to Hotwire.

:

00:46:46,817 --> 00:46:50,177

That's it for them, for right now.

:

00:46:50,552 --> 00:46:52,562

-:

just gotta remember they're still around.

:

00:46:52,667 --> 00:46:52,787

-:

:

00:46:53,062 --> 00:46:53,882

-:

That's very important.

:

00:46:58,547 --> 00:47:04,907

-:

episode of this show ages us a decade.

:

00:47:05,567 --> 00:47:09,407

I swear to God, like, maybe

not externally, but internally.

:

00:47:11,907 --> 00:47:12,127

Oh,

:

00:47:12,397 --> 00:47:12,617

-:

Yep.

:

00:47:14,047 --> 00:47:15,817

It's been 85 years.

:

00:47:16,722 --> 00:47:16,942

-:

:

00:47:18,422 --> 00:47:21,362

-:

They send Walker down with just a rope.

:

00:47:21,392 --> 00:47:22,712

No harness or anything.

:

00:47:23,087 --> 00:47:23,477

-:

:

00:47:23,477 --> 00:47:24,197

Mm-hmm.

:

00:47:25,262 --> 00:47:26,072

-:

'cause that's how cool

:

00:47:26,072 --> 00:47:27,752

guys go down into pits.

:

00:47:28,922 --> 00:47:31,412

-:

Even though you have two trained

:

00:47:31,502 --> 00:47:36,422

fire and rescue people on the scene.

:

00:47:37,217 --> 00:47:37,337

-:

:

00:47:37,622 --> 00:47:38,642

-:

But it's fine.

:

00:47:38,657 --> 00:47:41,207

-:

person might be good to send down there.

:

00:47:41,207 --> 00:47:42,377

Someone with medical training.

:

00:47:42,377 --> 00:47:42,797

I don't know.

:

00:47:43,412 --> 00:47:45,902

-:

So, Laura, I know that I, I'm pretty sure

:

00:47:45,902 --> 00:47:50,822

this is not your, this fucking show point,

but that is close to this fucking show.

:

00:47:50,822 --> 00:47:53,222

I, I think I know where

your, this fucking show is.

:

00:47:53,282 --> 00:47:53,777

-:

:

00:47:53,852 --> 00:47:54,002

-:

:

00:47:54,272 --> 00:47:54,962

-:

:

00:47:54,962 --> 00:47:56,072

-:

I think I do as well.

:

00:47:56,582 --> 00:47:58,082

-:

There's a couple of spots that

:

00:47:58,437 --> 00:47:58,557

-:

Hmm.

:

00:47:58,832 --> 00:48:00,872

-:

contenders, but they didn't break me.

:

00:48:01,862 --> 00:48:03,662

-:

I'm thinking and I'm thinking.

:

00:48:03,667 --> 00:48:04,442

I know.

:

00:48:04,472 --> 00:48:04,922

-:

Okay.

:

00:48:04,987 --> 00:48:05,762

-:

:

00:48:07,952 --> 00:48:08,492

um.

:

00:48:09,977 --> 00:48:14,177

Even though, yeah, we

already talked about that.

:

00:48:14,237 --> 00:48:20,027

And then meanwhile, he is an hour

late to the deposition that Alex

:

00:48:20,027 --> 00:48:23,477

and Sutton are at Sutton's, all

like, where the fuck is this guy?

:

00:48:23,867 --> 00:48:27,377

Alex is all like, oh, it'll be fine.

:

00:48:27,407 --> 00:48:32,537

And uh, Sutton ends up going like,

why are you so far up Walker's ass?

:

00:48:33,557 --> 00:48:38,897

And Alex turns into Dominic

Totto and goes, he's family.

:

00:48:39,212 --> 00:48:40,052

-:

Family,

:

00:48:40,157 --> 00:48:42,257

-:

Do you know what family means?

:

00:48:43,337 --> 00:48:45,707

Uh, pretend that was Vin

Diesel saying that and not

:

00:48:45,927 --> 00:48:46,217

-:

:

00:48:46,407 --> 00:48:46,697

Sure.

:

00:48:47,282 --> 00:48:49,082

-:

it was heart, it was heartwarming

:

00:48:49,082 --> 00:48:53,192

because you know, at this point

we're four seasons in and they

:

00:48:53,207 --> 00:48:53,567

-:

:

00:48:53,642 --> 00:48:56,402

-:

other as like, you know, really close

:

00:48:56,402 --> 00:48:58,082

to each other, which is really sweet.

:

00:48:58,562 --> 00:49:03,002

-:

wondered like, are they married now?

:

00:49:04,202 --> 00:49:05,792

Because they're definitely like

:

00:49:06,512 --> 00:49:07,052

-:

:

00:49:07,292 --> 00:49:08,102

-:

:

00:49:08,102 --> 00:49:09,662

I was confused.

:

00:49:09,932 --> 00:49:15,062

-:

they maybe done the sex in the barn?

:

00:49:15,122 --> 00:49:16,982

The barn sex,

:

00:49:17,252 --> 00:49:18,332

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

00:49:18,332 --> 00:49:22,412

-:

famed iconic sex in the barn.

:

00:49:22,442 --> 00:49:23,192

TMTM.

:

00:49:23,192 --> 00:49:23,522

TM.

:

00:49:23,522 --> 00:49:24,392

T-M-T-M-T.

:

00:49:24,482 --> 00:49:26,732

-:

like there's a romance there.

:

00:49:26,762 --> 00:49:31,502

I don't think it's just

that feel like family.

:

00:49:31,652 --> 00:49:34,202

-:

mean, we thought Caitlin and Stringfellow

:

00:49:34,202 --> 00:49:36,632

were shipped, but it's, you know, we're.

:

00:49:37,472 --> 00:49:40,172

It felt weird all the time too, though.

:

00:49:41,337 --> 00:49:41,627

-:

:

00:49:44,732 --> 00:49:45,272

-:

Hmm.

:

00:49:48,057 --> 00:49:50,497

-:

I don't understand Sexual

:

00:49:50,497 --> 00:49:52,617

tension in early nineties shows

:

00:49:53,702 --> 00:49:54,092

-:

Yeah.

:

00:49:54,347 --> 00:49:55,357

-:

outside of er.

:

00:49:57,747 --> 00:50:00,152

-:

Um, Alex and Tte decide that

:

00:50:00,297 --> 00:50:00,717

-:

:

00:50:01,172 --> 00:50:03,842

-:

right, so to hell with this deposition.

:

00:50:03,902 --> 00:50:06,482

I'm going with you,

Alex says, and they go.

:

00:50:06,917 --> 00:50:07,547

-:

Well, yeah.

:

00:50:07,697 --> 00:50:08,027

Yeah.

:

00:50:08,027 --> 00:50:13,667

Because Tret calls in his slutty little

jacket and goes, Hey, Walker's in

:

00:50:13,667 --> 00:50:17,807

trouble, because walker's in danger.

:

00:50:18,047 --> 00:50:22,847

Because instead of letting the

trained medical professionals who

:

00:50:23,027 --> 00:50:28,067

literally know how to repel down

and like have to, you know, study

:

00:50:28,067 --> 00:50:31,187

structural shit and all that, um,

:

00:50:33,317 --> 00:50:35,957

you know, uh, he goes down instead.

:

00:50:36,827 --> 00:50:37,457

So now

:

00:50:37,607 --> 00:50:37,907

-:

Yep.

:

00:50:37,997 --> 00:50:40,157

-:

everybody's gotta do that emotional labor.

:

00:50:43,727 --> 00:50:44,897

So Sutton goes with her.

:

00:50:46,817 --> 00:50:56,267

Uh, and then, um, Walker finds Cody,

who's definitely got broken bones.

:

00:50:57,832 --> 00:50:58,252

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

00:50:58,607 --> 00:50:58,817

Yep.

:

00:50:58,847 --> 00:51:01,967

We find out that his leg is,

something's going on with it.

:

00:51:02,237 --> 00:51:02,717

-:

:

00:51:03,137 --> 00:51:03,407

-:

:

00:51:03,707 --> 00:51:06,497

-:

then trat shows up on scene in some

:

00:51:09,587 --> 00:51:11,477

nice blue jeans.

:

00:51:12,797 --> 00:51:13,607

Um,

:

00:51:15,737 --> 00:51:16,937

and I wrote, oh, good.

:

00:51:16,937 --> 00:51:21,287

Walker is now telling Cody about

growing up on a EZ and how he was always

:

00:51:21,287 --> 00:51:23,417

cold in the winter, and then racism.

:

00:51:23,417 --> 00:51:26,657

And I'm gonna guess this is

Laura's this fucking show.

:

00:51:27,227 --> 00:51:29,267

-:

That is also my guess when he starts

:

00:51:29,267 --> 00:51:31,037

talking about Chief White Eagle.

:

00:51:31,727 --> 00:51:34,427

-:

and I was like, oh, it's a misleading.

:

00:51:34,427 --> 00:51:35,417

They're probably gonna think it's

:

00:51:35,657 --> 00:51:36,617

-:

Wait, is it be, is

:

00:51:36,702 --> 00:51:37,907

-:

Is it the other one?

:

00:51:39,077 --> 00:51:40,577

It's the other one, isn't it?

:

00:51:41,087 --> 00:51:41,417

-:

because I

:

00:51:41,537 --> 00:51:41,837

-:

:

00:51:42,017 --> 00:51:44,897

-:

it was him cutting metal with his knife.

:

00:51:45,947 --> 00:51:46,247

-:

:

00:51:46,247 --> 00:51:47,777

Although that was insane.

:

00:51:47,927 --> 00:51:48,347

-:

Yeah.

:

00:51:48,677 --> 00:51:49,097

-:

:

00:51:49,277 --> 00:51:49,727

-:

:

00:51:49,847 --> 00:51:51,137

-:

his way down to, to,

:

00:51:51,227 --> 00:51:52,457

-:

concrete with Yeah.

:

00:51:52,457 --> 00:51:52,697

Yeah.

:

00:51:53,657 --> 00:51:56,597

-:

later on in the cave when this kid is

:

00:51:56,597 --> 00:52:02,357

literally struggling to breathe and,

uh, Walker decides to make it about him

:

00:52:02,717 --> 00:52:07,577

And how he was a little Indian boy who,

:

00:52:07,792 --> 00:52:08,012

-:

:

00:52:08,027 --> 00:52:09,197

-:

just needed to

:

00:52:09,377 --> 00:52:10,457

-:

:

00:52:10,632 --> 00:52:11,052

-:

:

00:52:11,207 --> 00:52:12,947

-:

have another guest then when we get to it.

:

00:52:13,172 --> 00:52:13,462

Okay.

:

00:52:13,487 --> 00:52:13,847

-:

:

00:52:14,282 --> 00:52:14,502

-:

All.

:

00:52:16,997 --> 00:52:17,357

-:

:

00:52:17,597 --> 00:52:19,157

-:

Um, no, but this is.

:

00:52:20,237 --> 00:52:22,157

Really ridiculous.

:

00:52:22,422 --> 00:52:24,047

-:

this is so stupid.

:

00:52:25,277 --> 00:52:29,687

-:

what reservation he supposedly lived on.

:

00:52:29,807 --> 00:52:34,577

Um, but, but they ha they were specific

about him being half Cherokee and again,

:

00:52:34,967 --> 00:52:37,367

no Cherokee reservation in Oklahoma.

:

00:52:38,147 --> 00:52:40,727

there, that was not a

thing until very recently.

:

00:52:41,027 --> 00:52:45,497

And, we have never had a chief

named White Eagle, to my knowledge.

:

00:52:46,157 --> 00:52:46,547

Like

:

00:52:46,832 --> 00:52:49,142

-:

and he, he makes it seem like Chief White

:

00:52:49,142 --> 00:52:54,662

Eagle was like his mentor, something,

which this is Uncle Ray erasure

:

00:52:55,397 --> 00:52:56,447

-:

:

00:52:56,627 --> 00:52:58,337

-:

Where the hell is Uncle Ray?

:

00:52:58,547 --> 00:52:59,477

What the fuck?

:

00:52:59,507 --> 00:53:00,497

-:

like, bitch,

:

00:53:01,112 --> 00:53:02,972

-:

Ben revealed to me that Uncle Ray is

:

00:53:02,972 --> 00:53:07,652

no longer a thing, and it it gutted me.

:

00:53:08,102 --> 00:53:09,392

Yeah, it gutted me.

:

00:53:10,082 --> 00:53:11,417

-:

was it like a they killed him

:

00:53:11,417 --> 00:53:12,797

off or they just were like,

:

00:53:13,052 --> 00:53:13,352

-:

They

:

00:53:13,367 --> 00:53:14,537

-:

oh, this is too racist.

:

00:53:14,702 --> 00:53:15,542

-:

just goes away.

:

00:53:15,797 --> 00:53:16,307

-:

:

00:53:16,772 --> 00:53:17,192

-:

Yeah,

:

00:53:18,077 --> 00:53:20,207

-:

well good for them.

:

00:53:20,522 --> 00:53:21,812

-:

didn't get rid of the,

:

00:53:21,812 --> 00:53:23,342

uh, Cherokee subplot.

:

00:53:26,252 --> 00:53:26,472

-:

:

00:53:27,572 --> 00:53:29,372

-:

Chief White Eagle told me to

:

00:53:29,572 --> 00:53:29,792

-:

:

00:53:30,062 --> 00:53:31,337

-:

thoughts when I was cold.

:

00:53:32,697 --> 00:53:32,987

-:

:

00:53:33,417 --> 00:53:33,707

Fuck.

:

00:53:34,162 --> 00:53:40,337

-:

white, right-wing men love to cosplay.

:

00:53:40,877 --> 00:53:42,557

Oppress oppression.

:

00:53:42,602 --> 00:53:42,722

-:

they

:

00:53:42,827 --> 00:53:42,917

-:

:

00:53:43,232 --> 00:53:46,502

-:

necessarily like Native Americans.

:

00:53:46,502 --> 00:53:46,622

They

:

00:53:46,792 --> 00:53:46,912

-:

:

00:53:47,132 --> 00:53:47,222

-:

:

00:53:47,312 --> 00:53:47,432

-:

:

00:53:47,492 --> 00:53:47,822

-:

one.

:

00:53:47,822 --> 00:53:48,152

I don't

:

00:53:48,362 --> 00:53:49,172

-:

It's right.

:

00:53:49,532 --> 00:53:49,982

-:

:

00:53:49,982 --> 00:53:54,002

-:

doesn't make it, this is all, I don't, ah,

:

00:53:55,502 --> 00:53:55,952

-:

Yeah.

:

00:53:56,912 --> 00:53:58,937

-:

this is the most unhinged timeline.

:

00:53:59,792 --> 00:54:03,722

-:

the list of chiefs to see like who been

:

00:54:03,722 --> 00:54:07,322

a chief when he was plausibly a child.

:

00:54:08,732 --> 00:54:09,092

Mm.

:

00:54:09,122 --> 00:54:13,262

Looks like it was probably this person,

this man named WW Keeler because he

:

00:54:13,262 --> 00:54:17,462

was chief from freaking:

:

00:54:17,877 --> 00:54:19,567

-:

Hell fucking Yeah,

:

00:54:20,267 --> 00:54:20,567

-:

All right.

:

00:54:20,567 --> 00:54:21,047

Keeler.

:

00:54:21,122 --> 00:54:22,742

-:

swimmer after that.

:

00:54:23,597 --> 00:54:24,897

-:

but no, no, no, no, no.

:

00:54:26,492 --> 00:54:27,992

-:

not chief White Eagle.

:

00:54:27,992 --> 00:54:28,382

-:

:

00:54:28,472 --> 00:54:29,342

-:

to disappoint.

:

00:54:29,672 --> 00:54:31,772

-:

those names are way more hardcore than

:

00:54:31,772 --> 00:54:33,482

Chief White Eagle for being honest.

:

00:54:33,482 --> 00:54:33,542

Um.

:

00:54:36,872 --> 00:54:40,862

And then walker's all like,

Hey, bring down the oxygen tank.

:

00:54:41,072 --> 00:54:43,352

And then CD sends it down.

:

00:54:43,352 --> 00:54:47,372

'cause he yells at the trained

firefighters who know how

:

00:54:47,372 --> 00:54:49,322

to send down an oxygen tank.

:

00:54:49,352 --> 00:54:51,602

I am going to guess.

:

00:54:52,577 --> 00:54:54,497

-:

While they are cutting, he is

:

00:54:54,497 --> 00:54:56,567

actively cutting metal with metal.

:

00:54:57,257 --> 00:54:58,187

wanna point out

:

00:54:58,382 --> 00:54:59,672

-:

Sparks bitch.

:

00:54:59,897 --> 00:55:00,197

-:

Yes.

:

00:55:00,272 --> 00:55:00,752

-:

:

00:55:01,622 --> 00:55:03,302

-:

Somebody lighting a cigarette behind

:

00:55:03,302 --> 00:55:05,132

him around the oxygen tank too.

:

00:55:05,312 --> 00:55:08,192

Like, alright, little guy.

:

00:55:08,192 --> 00:55:09,032

-:

Cody doesn't like it.

:

00:55:09,032 --> 00:55:10,052

It light up a cigarette.

:

00:55:10,052 --> 00:55:10,562

That's what I said.

:

00:55:11,732 --> 00:55:13,652

-:

Alright, here's another thing.

:

00:55:13,652 --> 00:55:19,922

Chief, chief White Eagle taught me how to

do, do you know how to French Inhale Cody,

:

00:55:20,417 --> 00:55:21,197

-:

Oh God.

:

00:55:21,482 --> 00:55:22,922

-:

how about smoke rings?

:

00:55:23,492 --> 00:55:24,422

We're gonna learn today.

:

00:55:27,122 --> 00:55:31,997

No suck on that Oxygen first you

gotta, it cancels out the cigarettes.

:

00:55:34,062 --> 00:55:34,352

-:

:

00:55:34,357 --> 00:55:34,547

Yeah.

:

00:55:34,547 --> 00:55:35,117

-:

Yep.

:

00:55:36,122 --> 00:55:38,312

-:

Um, but yeah.

:

00:55:38,312 --> 00:55:44,612

And so, uh, Alex and Sutton show

up on scene Walker Roundhouse

:

00:55:44,612 --> 00:55:48,392

kicks the grate and it's in Slowmo.

:

00:55:49,022 --> 00:55:51,662

Is this where you said

this fucking show, Laura?

:

00:55:53,477 --> 00:55:55,757

-:

:

00:55:55,757 --> 00:55:57,497

He kicks the great in slow-mo.

:

00:55:57,917 --> 00:55:59,417

No, that isn't it.

:

00:55:59,522 --> 00:55:59,852

-:

:

00:56:01,622 --> 00:56:02,162

Okay.

:

00:56:03,362 --> 00:56:05,462

Um, that separates, yeah.

:

00:56:05,462 --> 00:56:08,852

So anyway, that great separating

him from Cody and then of course

:

00:56:08,852 --> 00:56:13,082

the weld collapses trapping them

in there because why wouldn't it?

:

00:56:13,892 --> 00:56:14,612

Um.

:

00:56:15,287 --> 00:56:15,677

-:

:

00:56:16,157 --> 00:56:16,667

-:

Was that it?

:

00:56:16,757 --> 00:56:19,457

-:

count then is when I said this fucking

:

00:56:19,457 --> 00:56:21,197

show because it was the collapse

:

00:56:21,307 --> 00:56:21,327

-:

:

00:56:21,357 --> 00:56:21,647

Okay.

:

00:56:22,187 --> 00:56:23,597

-:

they got me, so

:

00:56:23,627 --> 00:56:24,257

-:

Okay.

:

00:56:25,007 --> 00:56:25,427

-:

:

00:56:25,637 --> 00:56:27,527

-:

was thinking that it was gonna be the next

:

00:56:27,527 --> 00:56:32,777

scene when Sutton reveals that he has also

lost his son, and that is why he is so,

:

00:56:33,392 --> 00:56:35,147

-:

that's why his butt hole's so clenched.

:

00:56:35,237 --> 00:56:35,657

-:

yeah,

:

00:56:35,957 --> 00:56:36,107

-:

:

00:56:36,197 --> 00:56:37,637

-:

I'm an asshole, because it was a

:

00:56:37,637 --> 00:56:41,567

hit and run, which has nothing to

do with somebody falling down a well

:

00:56:42,137 --> 00:56:42,287

-:

:

00:56:42,682 --> 00:56:42,972

-:

:

00:56:43,277 --> 00:56:45,287

-:

but I guess like his son

:

00:56:45,287 --> 00:56:46,847

would've been like six or seven

:

00:56:47,192 --> 00:56:47,732

-:

Yeah.

:

00:56:47,867 --> 00:56:48,617

-:

:

00:56:48,797 --> 00:56:49,907

-:

'cause he said first grade,

:

00:56:49,967 --> 00:56:50,117

-:

:

00:56:50,237 --> 00:56:50,837

-:

:

00:56:50,912 --> 00:56:51,302

-:

Yep.

:

00:56:51,377 --> 00:56:54,767

-:

so like the loss of a son probably

:

00:56:55,367 --> 00:56:57,767

-:

don't know why we had to shoehorn in like

:

00:56:57,767 --> 00:57:00,647

tragic backstory for this character at

:

00:57:01,022 --> 00:57:02,522

-:

This, this whole show

:

00:57:02,522 --> 00:57:04,592

is about shoehorning in

:

00:57:04,802 --> 00:57:05,092

-:

:

00:57:05,132 --> 00:57:06,092

-:

terrible backstory.

:

00:57:06,722 --> 00:57:07,337

-:

and what I,

:

00:57:07,592 --> 00:57:08,192

-:

walker.

:

00:57:09,622 --> 00:57:09,912

-:

:

00:57:12,377 --> 00:57:13,007

-:

:

00:57:14,702 --> 00:57:19,922

Why did they feel the need to shoehorn

in so many things in one episode when

:

00:57:19,922 --> 00:57:22,592

they have like 30 episodes of season?

:

00:57:23,282 --> 00:57:28,712

Like this is episode 24 and it's not

even the last episode of the season.

:

00:57:29,072 --> 00:57:33,452

Like they had time to

like flush this shit out.

:

00:57:33,452 --> 00:57:36,962

Make us understand Sutton, make

us love Sutton, make us like

:

00:57:37,892 --> 00:57:40,232

they had time to flush shit out.

:

00:57:40,382 --> 00:57:47,672

They just, I don't know if they

were too lazy or if like, yeah.

:

00:57:47,687 --> 00:57:50,027

-:

we, what if we did this in a bank robbery?

:

00:57:50,147 --> 00:57:50,357

Yeah.

:

00:57:50,357 --> 00:57:52,877

But then this kid falls down a Well, yeah.

:

00:57:52,877 --> 00:57:54,587

But like sad backstory.

:

00:57:54,587 --> 00:57:55,277

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

:

00:57:55,277 --> 00:57:55,727

Gimme more.

:

00:57:55,727 --> 00:57:56,267

Gimme more.

:

00:57:57,392 --> 00:57:59,762

-:

tell GE Jair that he's not allowed to do

:

00:57:59,762 --> 00:58:05,642

cocaine ever because there's such a razor

thin line separating him from confidence

:

00:58:05,642 --> 00:58:11,192

and megalomania and I feel like the

cocaine would dissolve it completely.

:

00:58:12,012 --> 00:58:12,392

-:

Yep, yep.

:

00:58:13,552 --> 00:58:14,792

I agree with that statement.

:

00:58:18,152 --> 00:58:19,382

-:

Of course, he threw it back at me

:

00:58:19,382 --> 00:58:21,422

when I was chanting I Am a God.

:

00:58:21,422 --> 00:58:24,842

Yesterday he was like, you're afraid

I'm gonna turn into a megalomaniac.

:

00:58:25,322 --> 00:58:25,592

I was like,

:

00:58:25,847 --> 00:58:26,537

-:

:

00:58:29,132 --> 00:58:31,712

-:

um, but yeah.

:

00:58:31,772 --> 00:58:41,372

So, uh, construction crew then volunteers

with their big swirly corkscrew knife.

:

00:58:42,497 --> 00:58:43,127

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

00:58:44,102 --> 00:58:44,792

-:

:

00:58:45,392 --> 00:58:47,312

No, that's an auger.

:

00:58:47,312 --> 00:58:51,092

Augmentin is a antibiotic I think.

:

00:58:54,077 --> 00:58:59,297

Okay, so they get their antibiotic

construction crew out there,

:

00:59:00,617 --> 00:59:06,677

and then we find out the tragedy

of Sutton's Sun in San Antonio.

:

00:59:06,702 --> 00:59:07,122

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

00:59:07,547 --> 00:59:10,487

-:

but we don't know what it is yet.

:

00:59:12,407 --> 00:59:16,787

Um, Walker keeps telling Cody to

breathe through his nose while he has

:

00:59:16,787 --> 00:59:25,097

the oxygen mask on, and I don't get

why, like, I am obviously no medical.

:

00:59:25,337 --> 00:59:34,247

I like it just, I don't know if, if you're

trying, if, if you're trying to get as

:

00:59:34,247 --> 00:59:40,517

much oxygen into somebody's lungs as

possible, why wouldn't you just let them

:

00:59:40,517 --> 00:59:45,407

breathe naturally how they wanna breathe,

like through their MO mouth or whatever.

:

00:59:46,532 --> 00:59:48,367

-:

I know we have some medical people in

:

00:59:48,467 --> 00:59:48,977

-:

:

00:59:49,877 --> 00:59:50,957

Can someone answer this

:

00:59:51,212 --> 00:59:51,392

-:

Yeah.

:

00:59:51,392 --> 00:59:52,412

Talk to us about that.

:

00:59:52,787 --> 00:59:54,767

-:

:

00:59:56,867 --> 00:59:59,537

Baby Hungry for inner information.

:

01:00:01,247 --> 01:00:02,447

I'm gonna cut that out.

:

01:00:02,507 --> 01:00:03,797

That was fucking weird.

:

01:00:03,797 --> 01:00:04,397

Sorry.

:

01:00:04,757 --> 01:00:04,817

Um,

:

01:00:05,972 --> 01:00:07,682

-:

Cody gets made an honorary

:

01:00:07,682 --> 01:00:10,142

Texas ranger while he's dying.

:

01:00:11,492 --> 01:00:11,732

Like,

:

01:00:11,912 --> 01:00:12,132

-:

:

01:00:12,272 --> 01:00:13,697

-:

officially yet, but, but

:

01:00:13,707 --> 01:00:15,697

Chuck, uh, Chuck promises

:

01:00:15,857 --> 01:00:16,187

-:

:

01:00:16,577 --> 01:00:20,507

'cause the promise is, Hey,

Cody, don't die and I'll make

:

01:00:20,507 --> 01:00:23,027

you a Texas Ranger honorary.

:

01:00:23,027 --> 01:00:23,537

Right.

:

01:00:23,857 --> 01:00:24,077

-:

Yep.

:

01:00:24,827 --> 01:00:27,677

-:

Um, and then we find out.

:

01:00:27,737 --> 01:00:28,157

Yeah.

:

01:00:28,217 --> 01:00:32,627

And then Walker keeps telling Cody to

breathe through his nose Walker then tells

:

01:00:32,627 --> 01:00:35,147

another racist story, making it about him,

:

01:00:35,792 --> 01:00:36,032

-:

:

01:00:36,317 --> 01:00:39,347

-:

um, as this kid talks about

:

01:00:39,347 --> 01:00:40,517

how his family's so poor.

:

01:00:41,522 --> 01:00:44,162

They have to sleep in a car

while struggling to breathe

:

01:00:44,702 --> 01:00:48,272

and walker's just like, yeah,

:

01:00:48,662 --> 01:00:51,152

-:

oxygen by telling dumb stories.

:

01:00:51,152 --> 01:00:51,302

That's

:

01:00:53,942 --> 01:01:00,122

-:

okay because me, I learned how I have a

:

01:01:00,122 --> 01:01:03,122

superpower and it's believing in myself.

:

01:01:03,212 --> 01:01:05,582

-:

wolf taught me to believe in myself.

:

01:01:05,582 --> 01:01:06,932

I think that's the gist of the

:

01:01:07,277 --> 01:01:07,697

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

01:01:07,982 --> 01:01:08,612

-:

:

01:01:10,142 --> 01:01:10,802

Um,

:

01:01:15,122 --> 01:01:15,782

anyway,

:

01:01:15,907 --> 01:01:16,727

-:

The sun comes up.

:

01:01:17,582 --> 01:01:20,552

-:

the sun comes up and we learn

:

01:01:20,642 --> 01:01:25,712

that, uh, the Sutton's first

grade son died in a hit and run,

:

01:01:25,867 --> 01:01:26,287

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

01:01:26,432 --> 01:01:29,042

-:

people banning together save Cody from the

:

01:01:29,042 --> 01:01:33,272

well has restored his faith in humanity

and has made his butt hole in clench.

:

01:01:33,812 --> 01:01:34,322

-:

Yes.

:

01:01:34,547 --> 01:01:35,357

-:

That's all it took.

:

01:01:35,957 --> 01:01:43,757

Um, meanwhile, Walker is still telling

yet another racist story, uh, while

:

01:01:43,757 --> 01:01:47,417

Cody literally needs oxygen to breathe.

:

01:01:48,647 --> 01:01:56,537

Um, and Hansen Witt find Harland and

decide to give him a beat down in front

:

01:01:56,537 --> 01:02:02,087

of law enforcement, camera crews and God.

:

01:02:02,087 --> 01:02:02,177

Yeah.

:

01:02:03,527 --> 01:02:03,767

Like,

:

01:02:04,037 --> 01:02:05,432

-:

it's, it's just wild.

:

01:02:05,432 --> 01:02:08,432

Like we didn't, we didn't

need this part of the plot.

:

01:02:08,432 --> 01:02:09,452

It's so weird.

:

01:02:10,577 --> 01:02:12,617

-:

Yeah, like we, but we needed

:

01:02:12,617 --> 01:02:14,357

to get Travet, spinny kicks in

:

01:02:14,702 --> 01:02:15,452

-:

That's true.

:

01:02:15,557 --> 01:02:15,827

-:

:

01:02:15,842 --> 01:02:16,712

-:

challenged Trivette.

:

01:02:16,712 --> 01:02:16,742

I.

:

01:02:17,357 --> 01:02:20,327

-:

um, chance to have his spinny kicks.

:

01:02:20,357 --> 01:02:27,557

But the fact that like like

kind of career criminals, like

:

01:02:27,557 --> 01:02:28,637

that's all they're doing right,

:

01:02:28,757 --> 01:02:29,327

-:

:

01:02:29,567 --> 01:02:29,987

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

01:02:30,047 --> 01:02:31,817

-:

far enough ahead to like, maybe I

:

01:02:31,817 --> 01:02:35,897

shouldn't go to the place with all of

the people and a lot of law enforcement

:

01:02:36,092 --> 01:02:36,512

-:

Yeah.

:

01:02:36,947 --> 01:02:39,437

-:

to, to intimidate this guy.

:

01:02:39,467 --> 01:02:39,947

Like

:

01:02:41,147 --> 01:02:42,047

-:

I guess now we,

:

01:02:42,227 --> 01:02:42,947

-:

:

01:02:43,637 --> 01:02:45,797

-:

guess now we know why they didn't

:

01:02:45,797 --> 01:02:51,587

have the $200 because they're very

bad at their jobs as career criminals.

:

01:02:51,722 --> 01:02:52,072

-:

:

01:02:54,167 --> 01:03:00,137

-:

anyway, they get arrested immediately,

:

01:03:00,947 --> 01:03:06,677

uh, and then they dig through to

Walker and Cody, and then they have

:

01:03:06,677 --> 01:03:12,917

to do it physically with shovels, and

then they yeet the boy up the pipe.

:

01:03:13,187 --> 01:03:13,407

-:

Yep.

:

01:03:13,877 --> 01:03:17,627

-:

then of course everything collapses.

:

01:03:17,627 --> 01:03:19,217

And this has to be dramatic.

:

01:03:19,397 --> 01:03:26,447

God, for fucking forbid we have one,

not shoehorned in bullshit moment.

:

01:03:26,662 --> 01:03:28,022

-:

you all notice the continuity

:

01:03:28,022 --> 01:03:29,207

problems with the hole

:

01:03:30,032 --> 01:03:31,622

-:

Yes, because they were

:

01:03:31,622 --> 01:03:33,152

like, this is a new hole.

:

01:03:33,152 --> 01:03:37,382

And then there's definitely corrugated

metal down at that junction.

:

01:03:37,382 --> 01:03:38,972

Yeah, they were.

:

01:03:39,272 --> 01:03:39,992

Mm,

:

01:03:40,457 --> 01:03:42,467

-:

it's like sometimes you see it and

:

01:03:42,467 --> 01:03:45,347

it's just the dirt, and sometimes

you see it and there's the metal

:

01:03:45,362 --> 01:03:45,632

-:

yep.

:

01:03:45,647 --> 01:03:46,727

-:

:

01:03:48,512 --> 01:03:50,522

-:

Yeah, they were trying but not hard.

:

01:03:50,612 --> 01:03:51,452

Not hard.

:

01:03:51,522 --> 01:03:54,102

-:

kind of sums up this entire show,

:

01:03:54,422 --> 01:03:54,812

-:

They were

:

01:03:54,862 --> 01:03:55,102

-:

:

01:03:55,172 --> 01:03:55,532

-:

but not

:

01:03:55,572 --> 01:03:57,822

-:

they were trying but not hard, like

:

01:03:58,802 --> 01:03:59,162

-:

Yeah.

:

01:03:59,162 --> 01:04:03,362

I, Laura, in my notes, I have that

pipe was definitely already there.

:

01:04:03,362 --> 01:04:04,022

LOL

:

01:04:05,072 --> 01:04:06,887

-:

Yep, yep, yep.

:

01:04:07,742 --> 01:04:10,292

-:

and not the trained

:

01:04:10,382 --> 01:04:12,812

professionals go down to save

:

01:04:13,002 --> 01:04:13,352

-:

:

01:04:13,772 --> 01:04:15,032

-:

Who is it guys?

:

01:04:15,702 --> 01:04:16,552

-:

It's our man.

:

01:04:17,221 --> 01:04:17,512

Yeah.

:

01:04:17,627 --> 01:04:18,107

-:

mantra.

:

01:04:18,287 --> 01:04:18,467

-:

:

01:04:18,592 --> 01:04:19,667

-:

'cause they're family.

:

01:04:19,752 --> 01:04:20,042

Yeah.

:

01:04:20,537 --> 01:04:22,967

-:

Family, they're gonna be, I just

:

01:04:22,967 --> 01:04:28,037

want everyone to be aware there will

be so many fast and furious drops.

:

01:04:28,512 --> 01:04:28,752

-:

Excellent.

:

01:04:28,846 --> 01:04:29,927

-:

:

01:04:31,082 --> 01:04:35,852

Yeah, no, I mean, at least Travet was

like a football player, so I can see

:

01:04:35,852 --> 01:04:39,482

him being able to drag another man outta

somewhere without a lot of training.

:

01:04:39,512 --> 01:04:40,142

Like

:

01:04:40,292 --> 01:04:40,582

-:

Yeah.

:

01:04:40,802 --> 01:04:43,217

-:

Not an 85-year-old man

:

01:04:43,247 --> 01:04:46,997

masquerading as a 38-year-old man.

:

01:04:48,872 --> 01:04:49,997

-:

Are you talking about Chuck?

:

01:04:50,122 --> 01:04:50,412

-:

:

01:04:50,982 --> 01:04:51,332

-:

We're,

:

01:04:51,812 --> 01:04:52,292

-:

:

01:04:52,482 --> 01:04:55,967

-:

I'll up his age every God episode.

:

01:04:57,182 --> 01:04:57,902

-:

:

01:04:57,971 --> 01:04:57,982

-:

:

01:04:58,022 --> 01:04:58,922

-:

:

01:04:59,237 --> 01:05:00,527

-:

he's in his fifties guys.

:

01:05:00,527 --> 01:05:02,087

He is now in his eighties.

:

01:05:02,837 --> 01:05:03,437

-:

:

01:05:03,512 --> 01:05:05,312

-:

this point he might have been 60.

:

01:05:05,312 --> 01:05:05,462

Huh?

:

01:05:05,492 --> 01:05:07,471

'cause he was 55 when it started

:

01:05:07,487 --> 01:05:08,177

-:

Fair.

:

01:05:08,477 --> 01:05:09,346

-:

:

01:05:09,407 --> 01:05:11,717

Next episode he will be 95.

:

01:05:12,192 --> 01:05:12,642

-:

Hold on.

:

01:05:12,782 --> 01:05:15,242

I'm gonna, I'll fact check

that while we continue.

:

01:05:15,692 --> 01:05:16,292

-:

:

01:05:16,412 --> 01:05:16,802

Yeah.

:

01:05:16,832 --> 01:05:22,592

No, but at this point I was also like

this fucking show again because like

:

01:05:22,592 --> 01:05:29,777

Chuck is covered in dirt Uh, completely

knocked out by all the things that

:

01:05:29,777 --> 01:05:31,967

collapsed on him and t's pulling him out.

:

01:05:31,967 --> 01:05:33,857

And I was just like, fuck this.

:

01:05:34,172 --> 01:05:35,612

-:

And not breathing.

:

01:05:38,372 --> 01:05:44,642

This man has now allocated time and

resources by being a narcissist.

:

01:05:44,977 --> 01:05:45,267

Like

:

01:05:46,752 --> 01:05:50,627

-:

like they were shoehorning every possible

:

01:05:50,627 --> 01:05:52,637

thing they could into this episode.

:

01:05:52,637 --> 01:05:58,997

Like, how can we like meet all of

these contractual obligations for

:

01:05:59,202 --> 01:05:59,422

-:

:

01:05:59,747 --> 01:06:00,107

-:

:

01:06:00,117 --> 01:06:00,467

-:

:

01:06:00,797 --> 01:06:01,367

-:

:

01:06:01,507 --> 01:06:01,867

-:

a checklist?

:

01:06:01,952 --> 01:06:03,552

-:

only 56 here guys.

:

01:06:04,817 --> 01:06:05,357

-:

:

01:06:05,462 --> 01:06:05,912

-:

Yeah.

:

01:06:06,332 --> 01:06:06,752

So

:

01:06:06,827 --> 01:06:07,307

-:

:

01:06:07,357 --> 01:06:07,577

-:

:

01:06:07,917 --> 01:06:10,777

An 86-year-old man went down.

:

01:06:11,252 --> 01:06:13,172

-:

he was born in 1940.

:

01:06:13,172 --> 01:06:17,012

This, this, the season

four came out in:

:

01:06:17,447 --> 01:06:17,927

-:

:

01:06:18,002 --> 01:06:18,332

-:

Yeah,

:

01:06:18,557 --> 01:06:20,837

-:

inflated our starting point by five years.

:

01:06:20,837 --> 01:06:21,857

You must have been 50

:

01:06:22,022 --> 01:06:23,462

-:

he was, he was a little

:

01:06:23,462 --> 01:06:25,442

over 50 when it started.

:

01:06:25,442 --> 01:06:25,562

It.

:

01:06:25,592 --> 01:06:30,572

He would've been 53 when,

uh, the season came out.

:

01:06:31,952 --> 01:06:32,792

But still,

:

01:06:32,971 --> 01:06:34,142

-:

always equate to years.

:

01:06:34,142 --> 01:06:34,532

Got it.

:

01:06:34,637 --> 01:06:34,927

Okay.

:

01:06:35,342 --> 01:06:36,721

-:

And you know, Ben and I talked

:

01:06:36,721 --> 01:06:41,252

about this in our bonus episode,

um, where Henry was on it, and we

:

01:06:41,252 --> 01:06:43,352

did Chuck Norris Karate Commandos.

:

01:06:43,712 --> 01:06:47,672

And apparently I didn't know this,

and I should have, because we're

:

01:06:47,672 --> 01:06:49,382

doing, you know, a whole thing on it.

:

01:06:49,382 --> 01:06:56,522

Apparently Chuck Norris was like a

BMO karate guy, like decades before

:

01:06:56,702 --> 01:06:58,832

Walker Walker was his second wind.

:

01:06:59,252 --> 01:07:02,012

-:

I kind of remember us talking about it

:

01:07:02,072 --> 01:07:02,552

-:

Okay.

:

01:07:02,762 --> 01:07:03,692

-:

I just looked it up.

:

01:07:03,692 --> 01:07:07,832

I don't remember exactly, but that,

like he had kind of a movie thing

:

01:07:08,132 --> 01:07:11,462

going on before he became TV thing.

:

01:07:13,712 --> 01:07:13,932

-:

:

01:07:14,987 --> 01:07:15,346

-:

Yeah.

:

01:07:15,587 --> 01:07:18,287

-:

should have given this man a second wind.

:

01:07:21,317 --> 01:07:23,867

-:

I mean he, he is, he looks

:

01:07:23,867 --> 01:07:25,967

like he is very good at karate.

:

01:07:26,207 --> 01:07:27,467

Is he a good person?

:

01:07:27,467 --> 01:07:27,527

Me?

:

01:07:28,367 --> 01:07:31,367

I guess if you are on the right,

you might think he's a good person,

:

01:07:31,427 --> 01:07:33,977

but Noted homophobe, Chuck Norris.

:

01:07:33,977 --> 01:07:34,397

-:

:

01:07:34,637 --> 01:07:37,307

-:

Yeah, no, he is not a good person.

:

01:07:37,412 --> 01:07:37,702

-:

Yeah.

:

01:07:38,596 --> 01:07:42,107

-:

Um, but yeah, so anyway, everyone's

:

01:07:42,107 --> 01:07:48,767

cooing over Walker saving this kid,

uh, which isn't accurate at all.

:

01:07:49,157 --> 01:07:50,177

Let's be real.

:

01:07:50,957 --> 01:07:56,477

Um, we find out calls have come in

wanting to donate to Cody's family.

:

01:07:56,987 --> 01:07:59,142

Um, 'cause they're all

in the hospital now.

:

01:08:00,887 --> 01:08:01,217

-:

:

01:08:02,132 --> 01:08:04,742

-:

and also offering a job to Harlan.

:

01:08:05,342 --> 01:08:11,402

Reen comes in and tries to holler at CD

and everyone acts like, that's hilarious.

:

01:08:11,471 --> 01:08:11,892

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

01:08:13,172 --> 01:08:14,342

-:

:

01:08:16,832 --> 01:08:17,702

Uh,

:

01:08:21,482 --> 01:08:22,142

-:

:

01:08:23,657 --> 01:08:23,926

-:

Yeah,

:

01:08:23,942 --> 01:08:28,502

-:

too much effort into this show because

:

01:08:28,502 --> 01:08:30,721

it feels like the writers also didn't

:

01:08:32,477 --> 01:08:35,117

-:

I did get a little airwolf happy

:

01:08:35,117 --> 01:08:37,877

when the, they medevaced him out.

:

01:08:38,057 --> 01:08:38,836

I was just like,

:

01:08:42,892 --> 01:08:47,716

and we get, you know, we get a cute

bedside moment giving Cody the badge

:

01:08:47,716 --> 01:08:50,687

and Harlan gets probation, right?

:

01:08:50,687 --> 01:08:50,987

And then

:

01:08:51,027 --> 01:08:51,317

-:

:

01:08:51,527 --> 01:08:52,636

-:

I don't want charity.

:

01:08:52,636 --> 01:08:54,407

I want a job, you know?

:

01:08:55,147 --> 01:08:55,367

-:

:

01:08:55,532 --> 01:08:55,752

-:

:

01:08:57,857 --> 01:08:58,216

Which,

:

01:08:58,352 --> 01:08:58,532

-:

:

01:08:58,846 --> 01:08:59,687

-:

awesome.

:

01:08:59,732 --> 01:09:00,572

-:

the rest of that.

:

01:09:00,767 --> 01:09:01,157

-:

Yeah.

:

01:09:01,157 --> 01:09:01,277

I

:

01:09:01,442 --> 01:09:01,772

-:

:

01:09:01,787 --> 01:09:02,807

-:

that's awesome.

:

01:09:02,867 --> 01:09:03,167

You know,

:

01:09:03,211 --> 01:09:03,631

-:

:

01:09:03,917 --> 01:09:05,836

-:

wanting a job, wanting to work for

:

01:09:05,836 --> 01:09:07,697

your family, like that's important.

:

01:09:07,697 --> 01:09:07,997

-:

:

01:09:08,011 --> 01:09:11,011

-:

a job, but like, you know, not taking

:

01:09:11,011 --> 01:09:15,782

this like very well deserved charity for

your family to get them off the streets.

:

01:09:15,782 --> 01:09:16,082

Like,

:

01:09:16,216 --> 01:09:16,457

-:

:

01:09:16,652 --> 01:09:17,761

-:

my dad, my guy.

:

01:09:18,827 --> 01:09:19,636

-:

That's just bullshit.

:

01:09:19,636 --> 01:09:21,287

That's narcissism.

:

01:09:21,582 --> 01:09:21,872

Yeah.

:

01:09:21,961 --> 01:09:22,622

-:

take care of you.

:

01:09:27,437 --> 01:09:28,187

-:

:

01:09:28,397 --> 01:09:28,727

-:

Okay.

:

01:09:30,047 --> 01:09:32,237

-:

we're gonna swirl for an episode.

:

01:09:32,447 --> 01:09:32,987

-:

first?

:

01:09:34,022 --> 01:09:36,692

-:

:

01:09:36,977 --> 01:09:39,197

-:

always do it in an order, do we?

:

01:09:39,317 --> 01:09:39,857

I don't know.

:

01:09:39,992 --> 01:09:40,591

-:

I don't know.

:

01:09:40,892 --> 01:09:41,372

Fuck it.

:

01:09:42,767 --> 01:09:43,846

-:

Yeah, it's our show.

:

01:09:43,922 --> 01:09:44,702

-:

Shit's our show.

:

01:09:44,872 --> 01:09:45,182

-:

we want.

:

01:09:45,318 --> 01:09:46,549

-:

I have a box full of pens.

:

01:09:46,549 --> 01:09:47,118

Look at me.

:

01:09:48,004 --> 01:09:49,624

-:

feel like I was also supposed to

:

01:09:49,624 --> 01:09:51,274

know who the Harlan actor was.

:

01:09:51,274 --> 01:09:52,384

Maybe, and I didn't.

:

01:09:52,738 --> 01:09:52,942

-:

:

01:09:54,692 --> 01:09:55,082

-:

:

01:09:55,097 --> 01:09:55,877

-:

:

01:09:56,025 --> 01:09:58,934

No, this Harlan actor was

in like nothing weird.

:

01:09:59,470 --> 01:09:59,770

-:

All right.

:

01:09:59,790 --> 01:10:02,290

Are we setting up for swirly swirls?

:

01:10:02,820 --> 01:10:05,305

-:

yes, I'm ready whenever you all are.

:

01:10:05,809 --> 01:10:06,100

-:

cool.

:

01:10:06,715 --> 01:10:07,135

-:

:

01:10:08,605 --> 01:10:09,270

-:

I don't remember.

:

01:10:10,050 --> 01:10:10,530

-:

can go, Laura.

:

01:10:12,240 --> 01:10:12,330

-:

:

01:10:13,855 --> 01:10:14,545

-:

Tell me when.

:

01:10:15,014 --> 01:10:15,494

-:

:

01:10:17,009 --> 01:10:25,514

-:

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 6, 7.

:

01:10:27,344 --> 01:10:30,284

That was so weird at Henry's

birthday party hearing a bunch

:

01:10:30,284 --> 01:10:34,274

of tiny humans like repeat.

:

01:10:34,469 --> 01:10:35,029

-:

:

01:10:35,204 --> 01:10:35,264

-:

:

01:10:36,404 --> 01:10:41,384

It was like such a weird

experience just hearing tiny

:

01:10:41,384 --> 01:10:43,844

humans repeat memes to each other.

:

01:10:44,564 --> 01:10:46,604

-:

That's all they do too.

:

01:10:46,934 --> 01:10:48,044

-:

Because this was

:

01:10:48,224 --> 01:10:50,324

-:

quoting back and forth at each other.

:

01:10:50,324 --> 01:10:50,714

But

:

01:10:50,714 --> 01:10:51,344

-:

fair.

:

01:10:51,914 --> 01:10:52,274

-:

that's true.

:

01:10:54,074 --> 01:10:57,794

-:

they like the memes and the brain rot.

:

01:10:58,649 --> 01:11:00,314

what they love.

:

01:11:00,524 --> 01:11:01,664

-:

13 episodes

:

01:11:01,809 --> 01:11:05,979

I thought about doubling it, but that's

not, that's not how the game works.

:

01:11:08,679 --> 01:11:10,029

It could be how the game works.

:

01:11:13,959 --> 01:11:15,129

-:

many, where does that put us?

:

01:11:15,654 --> 01:11:20,814

-:

Uh, so we are on season four.

:

01:11:21,834 --> 01:11:22,164

Okay?

:

01:11:22,464 --> 01:11:25,284

So that would be well,

congratulations everyone.

:

01:11:25,284 --> 01:11:26,874

We've made it to season five.

:

01:11:27,249 --> 01:11:27,909

-:

Excellent.

:

01:11:28,584 --> 01:11:30,144

-:

It's gonna be season five, episode

:

01:11:30,144 --> 01:11:33,174

12, the Deadliest Man Alive.

:

01:11:33,609 --> 01:11:34,299

-:

Ooh.

:

01:11:35,124 --> 01:11:37,799

-:

Um, an assassin is in Dallas

:

01:11:38,154 --> 01:11:39,714

to kill an ambassador.

:

01:11:39,744 --> 01:11:45,744

A Russian agent who has been tracking

him for 25 years asks Walker to help

:

01:11:45,744 --> 01:11:47,334

with the capture and prevent the murder.

:

01:11:47,542 --> 01:11:48,142

-:

Okay.

:

01:11:48,355 --> 01:11:50,305

-:

could be in an interesting episode.

:

01:11:50,395 --> 01:11:52,825

I always say that and I'm always wrong.

:

01:11:53,068 --> 01:11:53,608

-:

All right guys.

:

01:11:53,608 --> 01:11:55,048

You ready for a good, better, best

:

01:11:55,738 --> 01:11:55,918

-:

:

01:11:55,918 --> 01:11:56,668

Better, best.

:

01:11:56,893 --> 01:11:59,338

-:

put in that excellent drop that Beth made.

:

01:12:08,814 --> 01:12:12,324

Alright guys, it's gonna

go glow Beth Laura first.

:

01:12:12,324 --> 01:12:12,624

Okay.

:

01:12:14,304 --> 01:12:14,814

Alright.

:

01:12:15,024 --> 01:12:21,024

Wouldn't it be good if we had a

lost in the Woods episode where

:

01:12:21,049 --> 01:12:26,574

Chuck and Trivette need to find

somebody who is lost in the woods?

:

01:12:31,269 --> 01:12:31,889

-:

:

01:12:32,424 --> 01:12:32,634

-:

Yep.

:

01:12:32,949 --> 01:12:33,774

-:

:

01:12:34,404 --> 01:12:34,914

That's good.

:

01:12:35,544 --> 01:12:43,404

But wouldn't it be better if the Lost

in the Woods episode crossed over with

:

01:12:43,404 --> 01:12:45,439

another very popular nineties show?

:

01:12:46,329 --> 01:12:47,949

That involves a lot of woods.

:

01:12:48,369 --> 01:12:49,494

The X-Files,

:

01:12:50,679 --> 01:12:53,439

-:

Oh, oh my gosh.

:

01:12:53,439 --> 01:12:56,274

Why haven't we had walker with aliens yet?

:

01:12:58,769 --> 01:13:00,564

-:

that would be better.

:

01:13:01,539 --> 01:13:08,619

If we had a Walker, Texas Ranger lost

in the Woods episode that crossed over

:

01:13:08,619 --> 01:13:16,779

with the X-Files and our favorites, David

Duffy and her name, what's her name,

:

01:13:17,164 --> 01:13:18,414

-:

Jillian Anderson.

:

01:13:18,464 --> 01:13:18,754

-:

Yeah.

:

01:13:18,864 --> 01:13:19,354

Jillian.

:

01:13:19,929 --> 01:13:22,779

-:

and Jillian Anderson up.

:

01:13:24,519 --> 01:13:34,359

But wouldn't it be best if they find

the person with the help of a magical

:

01:13:34,359 --> 01:13:39,818

glowing wolf that up in Walker's Vision?

:

01:13:42,999 --> 01:13:44,829

-:

then it turns out to be an alien.

:

01:13:46,749 --> 01:13:47,199

-:

:

01:13:47,229 --> 01:13:48,099

Obviously.

:

01:13:48,443 --> 01:13:48,934

-:

glowing

:

01:13:49,044 --> 01:13:49,264

-:

:

01:13:50,054 --> 01:13:50,334

-:

alien.

:

01:13:53,084 --> 01:13:54,699

-:

If anyone wants to draw a wolf

:

01:13:54,699 --> 01:13:56,349

alien, we will put it on a shirt.

:

01:13:57,634 --> 01:13:58,164

-:

Very good.

:

01:13:59,504 --> 01:14:01,684

All right, next up is Beth Laura Glow.

:

01:14:06,489 --> 01:14:09,549

-:

Wouldn't it be good if we had

:

01:14:12,624 --> 01:14:12,744

a,

:

01:14:16,254 --> 01:14:17,529

I'm thinking about this for a minute.

:

01:14:18,068 --> 01:14:23,619

Wouldn't it be good if we had a

Satanic panic episode revolving

:

01:14:23,619 --> 01:14:24,969

around Dungeons and Dragons?

:

01:14:27,144 --> 01:14:27,954

-:

Excellent.

:

01:14:29,244 --> 01:14:31,193

-:

Wouldn't, that would be good if

:

01:14:31,193 --> 01:14:33,684

we had a Satanic panic episode

:

01:14:34,174 --> 01:14:34,294

-:

:

01:14:34,554 --> 01:14:37,104

-:

around, uh, Dungeons and Dragons.

:

01:14:37,854 --> 01:14:45,804

wouldn't it be better if we found out that

Trat was very into Dungeons and Dragons?

:

01:14:48,384 --> 01:14:50,604

-:

I love that for him guys

:

01:14:52,314 --> 01:14:53,604

-:

Yeah, I'm a big fan of that.

:

01:14:53,999 --> 01:14:56,184

-:

Beth is hyperventilating over here.

:

01:14:56,844 --> 01:14:57,534

-:

I have a type.

:

01:14:59,814 --> 01:15:01,224

-:

I mean, guys, wouldn't it be good

:

01:15:01,224 --> 01:15:05,244

if there was Satanic Panic Dungeons

and Dragons episode where Trivette

:

01:15:05,274 --> 01:15:07,524

was definitely into d and d?

:

01:15:07,854 --> 01:15:13,404

But on top of that, we have some sort of.

:

01:15:16,149 --> 01:15:17,259

Monster.

:

01:15:17,259 --> 01:15:18,669

No, I already did Crypted.

:

01:15:18,669 --> 01:15:28,239

So how about we have a young person, who

goes into some sort of psychosis, um,

:

01:15:28,269 --> 01:15:35,169

because of the d and d and Walker helped

him out of it with folksy Indian wisdom.

:

01:15:35,919 --> 01:15:36,529

-:

:

01:15:37,679 --> 01:15:38,289

Beautiful.

:

01:15:38,769 --> 01:15:39,129

-:

:

01:15:40,779 --> 01:15:43,149

-:

All right, and lastly we have Laura Glo.

:

01:15:43,149 --> 01:15:43,719

Beth,

:

01:15:44,749 --> 01:15:44,869

-:

:

01:15:44,889 --> 01:15:45,369

-:

:

01:15:46,269 --> 01:15:48,369

Wouldn't it be good?

:

01:15:49,164 --> 01:15:57,744

If we had an episode where Walker

and Trivette have to some organized

:

01:15:57,744 --> 01:16:02,664

crime money laundering that is

happening at the Renaissance Fair.

:

01:16:04,269 --> 01:16:05,349

-:

excellent.

:

01:16:08,829 --> 01:16:09,309

Okay.

:

01:16:10,149 --> 01:16:15,099

Wouldn't it be good or that would be

very good, but wouldn't it be better if

:

01:16:15,159 --> 01:16:22,719

in true Chuck Norris fashion, he does

not get into the spirit and walks in

:

01:16:22,989 --> 01:16:30,279

in his checkered shirt and cowboy hat

and definitely is a fish out of water.

:

01:16:30,409 --> 01:16:30,829

-:

:

01:16:33,399 --> 01:16:36,729

-:

Wouldn't it be best if while he's

:

01:16:36,729 --> 01:16:42,009

there in his cowboy boots in this

Renaissance episode, Chuck Norris

:

01:16:42,009 --> 01:16:45,879

is there in his cowboy boots and his

checkered shirt and his cowboy hat.

:

01:16:46,689 --> 01:16:53,109

Uh, he doesn't roundhouse

kick somebody, but.

:

01:16:54,039 --> 01:17:01,599

He whips them in the face and slow-mo

with a giant Turkey leg, thus sending

:

01:17:01,599 --> 01:17:03,939

them flying into the beer wenches

:

01:17:05,604 --> 01:17:05,964

-:

:

01:17:06,234 --> 01:17:07,344

-:

Turkey leg karate.

:

01:17:07,344 --> 01:17:07,974

Guys,

:

01:17:08,259 --> 01:17:08,859

-:

Turkey leg.

:

01:17:09,489 --> 01:17:11,439

Ooh, that might be the

name of the episode.

:

01:17:11,829 --> 01:17:13,029

Turkey Leg Karate.

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01:17:13,119 --> 01:17:14,109

Karate Lobo.

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Not, not Chuck Norris's

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clenched butt hole tingling.

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Chuck Norris is Tingly.

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Butthole.

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01:17:25,344 --> 01:17:26,964

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That's why he's so homophobic.

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Yeah,

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01:17:30,414 --> 01:17:30,714

-:

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01:17:30,744 --> 01:17:30,954

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finally get some angry and sell emails.

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Uh Hey, incel.

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01:17:39,789 --> 01:17:41,289

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Oh no, don't call them.

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01:17:41,454 --> 01:17:41,634

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01:17:41,679 --> 01:17:42,639

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not call them.

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01:17:42,684 --> 01:17:43,554

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summon them.

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Sorry.

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We are females on the internet.

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01:17:48,384 --> 01:17:48,564

I'm

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01:17:48,849 --> 01:17:49,239

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01:17:49,434 --> 01:17:51,624

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will summon an incel or two at some point.

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01:17:51,654 --> 01:17:52,224

-:

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01:17:52,254 --> 01:17:54,504

I'm kind of surprised it hasn't

happened yet, to be honest.

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We're also females on the internet

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01:17:57,534 --> 01:17:59,814

in very good relationships as well,

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01:18:00,204 --> 01:18:00,924

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01:18:01,164 --> 01:18:01,704

Like,

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01:18:02,394 --> 01:18:03,744

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Not, not interesting.

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01:18:03,864 --> 01:18:04,374

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we're all really happy.

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01:18:06,804 --> 01:18:12,354

We're not like, you know,

we're not high value

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01:18:13,014 --> 01:18:13,974

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Yeah.

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01:18:14,124 --> 01:18:15,744

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for males, if you will.

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01:18:15,744 --> 01:18:16,104

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01:18:16,584 --> 01:18:17,844

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Mm-hmm.

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01:18:17,874 --> 01:18:18,744

Sorry guys.

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01:18:19,339 --> 01:18:19,689

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01:18:22,284 --> 01:18:23,004

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Anyway.

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01:18:23,244 --> 01:18:23,784

All right.

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01:18:24,054 --> 01:18:25,674

We know what episode we're watching.

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01:18:25,674 --> 01:18:27,264

We've done our good, better, best.

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01:18:27,414 --> 01:18:27,744

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01:18:29,934 --> 01:18:30,744

we are.

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01:18:30,773 --> 01:18:33,894

We are done glows, hungover,

and probably wants a nap.

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01:18:34,259 --> 01:18:35,729

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I was at a bachelorette party

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01:18:35,729 --> 01:18:37,559

this, uh, yesterday, guys.

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01:18:37,799 --> 01:18:38,369

-:

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01:18:38,999 --> 01:18:41,189

That I had to miss because

I am in quarantine.

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01:18:41,339 --> 01:18:44,489

So invite me to your bachelorette party.

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01:18:44,773 --> 01:18:45,914

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I had a nightmare, Beth,

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01:18:45,914 --> 01:18:47,714

that I also got COVID.

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01:18:48,239 --> 01:18:50,249

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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01:18:50,669 --> 01:18:53,099

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it's not a prophetic dream like

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01:18:53,099 --> 01:18:53,429

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01:18:53,429 --> 01:18:54,209

I hope you didn't

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01:18:54,389 --> 01:18:54,959

-:

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01:18:55,439 --> 01:18:56,339

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COVID, Jesus.

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01:18:56,534 --> 01:18:57,644

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Oh, prescient.

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01:18:57,644 --> 01:18:58,509

Dreams of COVID.

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01:18:59,039 --> 01:19:02,982

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we live in an unhinged timeline.

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01:19:03,432 --> 01:19:06,012

This is the most unhinged timeline.

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01:19:06,175 --> 01:19:09,296

Okay, well on that note,

everybody have a good day.

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01:19:09,326 --> 01:19:09,836

Bye.

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01:19:10,441 --> 01:19:10,661

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01:19:10,691 --> 01:19:11,381

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bye.

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Cool Girls Don't Look at Explosions
Have you ever been curious about what men watched in the 80's and 90's, but didn't want to sit through it? Have we got a show for you! Join Beth, Glo, and Laura as they skip through dude centric TV while laughing, mocking, and maybe finding the secret feminism.