Episode 17

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Published on:

1st May 2025

S1 E16 Airwolf GoBack: Rage Bait For Dave Matthews

On this week's GoBack episode, the Cool Girls travel with Stringfellow to rescue his brother, St. John, from a Laotian prison camp. But, can they save Dave Matthew's reputation in Tahlequah, Oklahoma?

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

this is our first morning record.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Is it?

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

I think it

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might

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

It might be.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yeah.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Good morning.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Good morning everyone.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Good morning.

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We are just all discussing our breakfast.

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Why

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

We were

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

introduce ourselves?

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Let's do the intro and then say our

names and what we had for breakfast.

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. borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Welcome to Cool Girls.

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Don't look at explosions where

we watch dude tv, but quickly,

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because we have breakfast to eat.

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I'm Beth and I had a cinnamon

roll and leftover bee dubs.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

I am glow and I had cinnamon French toast

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with strawberries and whipped cream.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

I'm Laura and I had a chocolate

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frosted sprinkle Dunkin donut.

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And a coffee that is mostly milk.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Wait is that how you

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usually drink your coffee?

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Yeah.

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'cause coffee's actually

pretty rough on me, so

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Oh,

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Oh

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

of it.

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So I get the

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: yeah.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

taste,

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

yeah.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

it's mostly milk so that

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I don't suffer later.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Wait,

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

That is fair.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

you're fine with coffee, but or you're

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not okay with coffee, but milk is fine.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Yeah.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Okay.

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I

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Give me

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

all of that

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lactose up in here.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Me, me

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: wow.

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Wow.

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Y'all, that's a flex.

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That's such a flex.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yeah.

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Ben can't either.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

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I no milk and cheese products like, no

dairy products to speak of three days.

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And then we went to the diner And

then I got a big bowl of Alfredo

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and I am just now feeling right.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Oh, geez.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: And

it was like, that was what, four days ago?

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yeah.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Yeah,

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Oh, dude.

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Yeah.

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'cause Beth was like, Hey, we

were there and Beth was like,

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Hey get you some Alfredo.

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And I did

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yes.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

very good.

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And I had it for lunch the next day.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Oh, good choice.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

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They give you hella.

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It's so nice.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

It was like a whole head

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size full of Alfredo.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Wow.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: and

probably an entire bulb of garlic like it.

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Oh,

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

very good.

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Very good.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

yes, Yes,

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Alright.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Did you have a question?

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Glow?

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Uh, It's gone from my head

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now.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Oh, no.

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We got distracted by Alfredo.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

No it's totally gone.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Bested by Alfredo, once again,

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Alfredo.

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and we've lost the Italians.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Sorry.

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It was the Kube quo a couple weeks ago.

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It's the Italians.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

yeah.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

I don't know how I'd put on the side

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of my Jeep Wrangler for the Italians,

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Maria Callas, Italy.

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I will put Maria Callas on the side

of my Jeep Wrangler if you pay for it.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Hell yeah, let's do it.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Now

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

someone to buy Beth a Jeep Wrangler.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

my car is back update.

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Yes.

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It's still, you know, they fixed

the hood, which is super chill.

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'cause you know, I made it sound

easy with the artful jabbing with the

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stick, but it's really quite difficult.

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So,

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but yeah, like it's still, I mean, it's

still like basically being held together

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by, with a thread and a prayer and you can

like totally feel it when you drive it.

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You're just like, Ooh,

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so cheap Wrangler.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

please?

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Please?

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

We will still write your show.

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We're

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workshopping

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

About it.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yep.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

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We got a show here.

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Come on Jeep.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

we got memes too.

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I made a mockup of what America

the Jeep would look like.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Exactly.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

discord guys

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

It's very cute.

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Yeah, it's lovely.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

a

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

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And

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

has a trans flag going off the back.

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It

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had,

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: yes,

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

your indigenous women, so I

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put it on the bumper sticker.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Mm-hmm.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

appreciates,

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

squishing Nazis under its very big tires.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

which is super cute.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

very big tires are supposed to be for.

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Yeah.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Exactly.

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Nazi crushing.

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Yeah,

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yep.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

That's cannon.

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Also Jeep, aren't you like supposed

to support adventurous spirits?

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That's like your thing.

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And we all have adventurous spirits.

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And what's more adventurous than taking

a chance on a little Midwestern girl

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who needs a Jeep and has a dream.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Indeed.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Truth,

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Oh I remember what I was gonna say, Laura.

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So, no, actually this is kind of

an interesting piece of trivia.

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So, Laura, are you part

Austrian in any way?

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

I don't think so, but I don't really know.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Okay.

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Because the ability to digest dairy be

traced back to one little part of Europe

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where they were basically cut off from the

world and had to adjust to milk products.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Huh.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

a lot of that gene, as far as I've been

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educated, has come from that little area.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Okay.

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I know my mom's family is largely Swedish.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

There you go.

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That's probably it.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Yeah.

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Like the ones that came from elsewhere.

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'cause she's got some that were indigenous

to the United States, but the ones

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that came from elsewhere from Sweden.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

There you go.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Yeah.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yep.

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Yeah,

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Sick.

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I'm sure if Sweden wanted to

sponsor us all to move there I

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could learn how to digest dairy.

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Plus I look really cute.

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One of the sweaters,

what do you say, Sweden?

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

I mean,

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

the Jeep would look great.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: I

will pay to put ABBA on my own damn Jeep,

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Yeah.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Let's see.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Sweden.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

SW Swiss flag.

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Yeah,

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

ABBA all the time from

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the

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Oh my God, yes.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Serious speakers and

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ABBA

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: yeah.

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No, for real.

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Seriously?

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Yes.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

what we're asking Jeep is

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for you to take a chance.

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Take a chance.

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Take a chance on us.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yes.

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Because we're all alone

and it really hurts.

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Although also fun fact, Sweden and Laura

and Glow, but also Sweden when I was

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little, I would not get up for anything.

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Like my dad tried everything.

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He like at some point, chucked stuffed

animals at me to try to get me to wake up.

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And he brought me hot chocolate in

bed to try to get me to wake up.

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I wouldn't wake up.

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And out of a moment of frustration

because the speakers for our sound system

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were right under my room growing up,

he just blared dancing queen and did an

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entire like, dance in my doorway to it.

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And that was the only

thing that woke me up.

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So we used it constantly to wake me up.

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So now I have a Pavlovian

response to Dancing Queen.

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I am one of you Sweden

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Do you know what else gets me a response?

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Is the airwolf theme.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yes.

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Oh, speaking of Airwolf, I think

we're supposed to be doing a

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podcast episode about that.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Is that what we're

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supposed to be doing today?

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Yeah.

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one.

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Did

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yeah,

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is our go back.

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Oh my gosh, yes.

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I think,

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of television, even

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though I

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: yeah,

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

got out of it what we wanted.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: and,

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

what I was like focused on, was

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yeah.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

did not get anything

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Gin Hawk out of

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

And I'm like, I'm a little torn like, I

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too really enjoyed this episode, like,

I don't know if it's because I was

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enjoying the episode, like genuinely, or

because we've had the SW of season four.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Mm-hmm.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

we've been like digesting for so long like

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going back to actual helicopter fights

and Earnest Borg nine and excellent music

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and cool location changes and stuff.

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If that's why, because like we had

just been like basically surviving on

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peanuts and we were given airplane food.

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You know, I feel like

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

food.

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Yeah.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

air wolf food.

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Yeah

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

it might be a little bit of both,

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but thi this, I'm glad we're

ending on this one, guys, because

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: yeah.

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was television.

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Like I, I enjoyed it.

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I was entertained.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

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I did like actually enjoy

that last helicopter fight.

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Like I had fun.

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It was fun.

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It was not a chore like

it has been recently.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

It feels and obviously we didn't watch the

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rest of the show, so we don't really know.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

maybe the show kind of forgot about

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Syngen after this episode for a

while until they needed Syngen

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and they went back to get him.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Fair enough.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Dunno for sure about that.

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But also the spinoff, it's not spinoff,

but season four had the ingredients

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that it kind of should have been

more to like our style and our taste.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: yeah.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

and we have Joe who's look at

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these doofuses and they're kind of

doofy and they're kind of funny and

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yeah,

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

not toxic,

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

sure.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

And yet it didn't spark joy.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yeah.

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It definitely could have done a lot

of things better, but, and I don't

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even know if budget was the thing.

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I think it might have been writing.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

That's the other thing, like I was

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totally thinking about this last night,

but like the actors too, in this show,

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uh, in season four, you know, they

had really pretty high caliber actors.

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actor for

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

They had a Van Dyke, they had Joe who

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was also amazing, Jason also fabulous.

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He was doing like physical

comedy, like all sorts of stuff.

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And like the cast was

clearly wildly talented

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and it still fell flat.

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Like, And they had chemistry too,

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They did.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

So it should have worked.

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And I think really you're right,

that like it was the writing,

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it had to have been the writing

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Yeah.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

weird ass editing who edited that.

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Was it a drunken toddler?

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Did they get the drunken toddler back?

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They really need to stop

giving the toddler alcohol.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

was a moose.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

the show and edited the show.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

A drunken moose came in and sat on

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everything and they were like, damn it.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

All the good stuff is gone.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yep.

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Oh, Canada.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

My home in Native land.

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See, I know your national anthem.

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Take me

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

guys take us before they take

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us all to Salvadorian prisons,

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

peace.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

We are definitely getting sent there.

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Look at us.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yeah,

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Okay,

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well, I guess we're about to find out.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

I went to a union protest for the

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Michigan Education Association.

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We

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Hell yeah.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

there were hundreds of us lined up

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along a really big thoroughfare in the

Detroit area and just basically saying,

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Hey, hands off of our education, please.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Oh, it's too late.

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They already have their

hands all over mine.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Yeah, it's about to be all over mine too.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Thank you for standing up Harvard,

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who has the least to lose, probably.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

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That's been like, kind of an interesting

thing that's come out of Michigan State

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and Ohio State are kind of forming

an alliance with the other Big 10.

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Basically you know about this glow.

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Do you know about this, Laura?

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So basically the Big 10 have created

an alliance where if one of them is

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attacked by the Trump administration,

the other nine will come to their defense

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legally, financially, whatever they need.

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They're fighting as one, and a

lot of schools are doing that.

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And it is such a weird moment that

I'm sitting here rooting for Ohio

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State, and I don't know how to feel.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

J just me

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

It's very upsetting.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

10 are.

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No worries.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

that's fine.

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See if Oklahoma's in there anywhere.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

no, we used to have the big 12 down

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here, but then we joined the SEC,

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Ah

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

and the SEC won't let you be.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

or let me be me.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

stuff.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Thank you, glow.

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No, you're fine.

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I was doing an Eminem,

I was doing an Eminem.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

finest.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Ah,

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

I also dunno anything about that either.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

I'm gonna say,

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

all up on eight mile up around here.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

uh, I'm going to respectfully disagree

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and say Iggy Pop and also Mc five.

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Yeah.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Oh, I didn't know that.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

that's pretty

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great.

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Iggy Pop was on Deep Space Nine, so

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

that's right.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

All right.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

We will not be addressing

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Ted Nugent or Kid Rock.

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They hunt people for sport.

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You can't tell me I'm wrong.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

How does this episode start, ladies?

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don't even

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

s we're in a shady

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alley with Stringfellow.

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And there's just Asian men

peeking out at him everywhere.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Yeah, I said,

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

and then they just come out

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him.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: yeah.

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We start off with Hawk sly

sering down an alleyway.

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He's meeting a dude.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Side Story.

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:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

It really does.

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I was kind of expecting people

to be snapping rhythmically.

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But yeah.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Tommy comes out and he's speaking

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Thai, which is really fun.

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This episode's fun for me because

I did study abroad in Thailand and

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yeah, so there's a lot of cool Thai

stuff going on in this episode.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yes.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

I'm gonna tell you guys

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they ate in Thailand.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

No way.

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I'm pretty sure this same

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: What?

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

back up in Thailand.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Oh, I think you're right.

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I was wondering that,

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

No.

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Pretty

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Recycled alleyways, though are

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preferable to recycled helicopter shots.

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Emma Wright, season four, wink.

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But yeah, so he meets with a guy

with a briefcase and our old pal,

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Archangel, it was nice to see him again.

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The guy wants $2,000

from Hawk, which I did.

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Look it up.

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It is $6,155 90 cents in today's money.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Oof.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Beth, I do have a very important

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question for you though.

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You just got your hair cut.

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Did you show Archangel's picture to Megan?

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I.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

You go fuck yourself.

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Clo

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

no,

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Oh, you forgot?

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:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

our friend.

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Megan is a hair wizard and

also a wig expert, and we just

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yes.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

to know, is Archangel wearing a wig?

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Oh, shit.

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That's what you meant.

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You weren't like, you were

like, look at your hair.

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Look at her's hair.

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I,

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

no, you don't.

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:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

No.

448

:

Oh my God.

449

:

I would be such a bitch.

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No, I was talking about,

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: okay.

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That's why I said go fuck yourself.

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I take it back.

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:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

no, I thought you were saying that be No,

455

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: No.

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:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

week's?

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:

Who are you, Beth?

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That I was asking Jair to check

and see with your friend if

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Archangel's hair was a wig.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Oh, I'm so sorry.

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:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

a request I made of Jair.

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So the fact that

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Oh,

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

it, he dropped the ball.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

I am.

466

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

I mean, in his defense.

467

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In his defense he, we have both been

extremely stressed this week, so

468

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

go to Europe again,

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: yeah.

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Yeah.

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So everybody's been kind

of running around, so

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

oh my God.

473

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

It sucks though.

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'cause like we did, we hung out with with

my hairdresser Megan and our friend, yeah.

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Friend of the pod Megan

for a while yesterday.

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'cause she cut my hair.

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Then we went to dinner, then we went

and got a birthday presents for a

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friend of ours in Hot Topic, which I

have not been in since I was like 20.

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It smells the same, but it was really

surreal because I was clearly not

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the target audience anymore and

I didn't know how to handle that.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Yeah.

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My son wants to go there to

look at like anime stuff.

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'cause they'll have one piece stuff and

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

I saw some one piece hats.

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They've also got a fair amount

of Studio Ghibli stuff and

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never Fear Hot Cheeto girl.

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They still have the Slipknot pajama pants.

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So, yes, that really took me back.

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But yeah, and then we

ran to the Goon store and

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:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

a gas pa store?

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:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

oh my God, they're so cool.

492

:

Okay, so, so it's a store of a bunch

of those vending machines that you

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see like in restaurants and stuff

that have little bubbles, except

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these are like way more well-crafted.

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. And so they come in little things and

you like pay for tokens and then you put

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different tokens in different machines.

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They had a shark machine, so I kind

of spent a lot of time on that one.

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And then you like put them together,

but they're like kind of, they're

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not like cheap looking, you know,

they're like, really so this

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is like my great white shark.

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I was really hoping for a whale shark,

but I got him and I got a saw tooth shark.

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Yeah.

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And some of them are collectibles, like

I got a little campfire bunny and if I

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collect the whole campfire animal set,

then I get to put together the tent.

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'Cause each one comes with like

different pieces of this tent.

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And yeah, so it's kind of like that.

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:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

I like it.

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:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

they're really cute guys.

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It's you know, that you're,

'cause you like put $20 in to

510

:

get eight tokens or something.

511

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And like each shark was four tokens.

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So it's

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

It's gambling.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

it's gambling is what it is.

515

:

Yeah.

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But it, I don't know.

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Even when you lose, you win.

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Like

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

yeah.

520

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

You

521

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

I feel like I win when I lose

522

:

Waterloo, you know what I'm saying?

523

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

There's abba just blasting out of America.

524

:

The Jeep.

525

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Get outta Sweden please.

526

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

But guys, Why are we doing

527

:

money exchange for a briefcase?

528

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Oh.

529

:

Because Hawk got some real grainy

photos of possible syngen in a

530

:

Laotian prison camp run by Warlord.

531

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Yeah.

532

:

Real grainy does not look

like Barry Van Dyke at all.

533

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: No.

534

:

It really doesn't.

535

:

And yeah, you can just make

out that it's a white guy.

536

:

If you showed me this photo.

537

:

And said, this is a photo of

Dave Matthews in Alien Ocean

538

:

prison camp run by a warlord.

539

:

I would be like yes, it is.

540

:

That could be any white guy

541

:

crimes against, he was imprisoned

for crimes against the Chicago River.

542

:

Am I right?

543

:

Ha.

544

:

cause poop.

545

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

reputation in the town

546

:

of Taliqua, Oklahoma, so

547

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Did he dump?

548

:

Did he dump poop in out

Taliqua, Oklahoma as well.

549

:

Oh,

550

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

like, for some reason, he was doing

551

:

a concert, I think at Northeastern

State University and just left a bunch

552

:

of unpaid bar tabs all around town.

553

:

So people were pretty pissed,

554

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

David Matthews

555

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

David Elizabeth Matthews.

556

:

You get back to Telequah,

Oklahoma and pay your bills.

557

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Christian name.

558

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

30 years, but

559

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Gosh darn it.

560

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Yeah, so it's a crude interest.

561

:

So now he's gotta pay a bag with interest.

562

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

just drop the check

563

:

off at Cherokee Nation.

564

:

They'll figure it out.

565

:

Don't worry

566

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

567

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Dave Matthews hates Native Americans.

568

:

That is what we're saying.

569

:

saying this until you pay

back your Telequah bar tabs.

570

:

David.

571

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

He's not Canadian or Swedish, right?

572

:

Hold on, just make sure

573

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

slandered Dave Matthews because I heard

574

:

stuff as like a preteen and believed

it and it's not true or something.

575

:

Oh my God.

576

:

I'm, if that's how it is, I'm

really sorry Dave Matthews,

577

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

he dump.

578

:

Don't be,

579

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

it is, go fuck yourself.

580

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Don't be sorry.

581

:

He still dumped all that sewage on all

those tourists in the Chicago River.

582

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Yeah.

583

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Can the name of this episode just

584

:

be rage bait for Dave Matthews?

585

:

Say, go fuck yourself Dave

Matthews and see if he listens.

586

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Yeah, I can put that down in a

587

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

gotta have a Google Alert

588

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

'cause You, you are editing this episode.

589

:

Glow

590

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

editing this episode, so he's

591

:

just like on the internet here,

592

:

where's my name?

593

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

My names in this little podcast.

594

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

What happened here?

595

:

Productions the only

podcast to have pissed off.

596

:

Jay, Michael Dave

597

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

And maybe the Welsh and the

598

:

who we are not sure yet,

599

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

also Italy.

600

:

We forgot

601

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

and Italy

602

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Cool Girls, don't look at explosions.

603

:

The Swedes love us.

604

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

I think ABBA could take Dave Matthews.

605

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

I think ABBA could take not to mention

606

:

not only that, but like they've

got all of those scars, guards,

607

:

and they're very like giant men.

608

:

They're giant muscular men.

609

:

They could totally take Dave

Matthews, who would, that's the

610

:

description of this episode.

611

:

Dave Matthews.

612

:

Rage bait.

613

:

Who would win in a fight?

614

:

The Scars Guards or Dave Matthews.

615

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

come at us

616

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

If this is how we go viral.

617

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Oh my God.

618

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

anyway.

619

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

I like how unhinged this episode

620

:

has already become big fan.

621

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

really wild.

622

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Okay.

623

:

Anyway, so even Archangel points

out the graininess of this Dave

624

:

Matthews Les Syngen Hawk photo,

and he's this photo is so grainy.

625

:

It could be Dave Matthews and

Stringfellow's I know my own brother.

626

:

Like what?

627

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yep.

628

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

But anyway.

629

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

he says, I'd go through

630

:

hell to get Syngen out.

631

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Yeah, and no one's doubting that.

632

:

It's just

633

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

about it a lot.

634

:

Yeah.

635

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

yeah, why is he being so defensive?

636

:

At no point did Archangel say

that photo's really great.

637

:

He, maybe you should just give up.

638

:

He was just like, are you sure?

639

:

'cause that photo was really

rainy which is a fair point,

640

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Yep.

641

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

but the government can't interfere.

642

:

We know because, so he can't

get help from the firm.

643

:

He can't get help from the government

because, and this basically has to be

644

:

like a, an unsanctioned, like Black

Ops mission because it's run by a

645

:

warlord and not the latian government.

646

:

So they can't there's no bargaining

chip there, there's no agreement,

647

:

there's no, they just can't be involved.

648

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Right.

649

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

I think my favorite thing is thinking back

650

:

to season four, I love how Jason had to

take his like non-paid time off of his

651

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

I know.

652

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

and this is a cool black ops situation

653

:

with a don't know, season four.

654

:

Wow.

655

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: yeah.

656

:

Season four, like what the fuck?

657

:

Because Yeah, because Archangel's we can't

help you, but we could help you though.

658

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

And then not Archangel

659

:

to Jason is just yeah.

660

:

Have fun

661

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Yeah.

662

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

by yourself.

663

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Exactly.

664

:

And Jason's out here hitchhiking.

665

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Yeah.

666

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

yeah.

667

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

668

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Being called Bill Cosby and

669

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Jesus Christ.

670

:

Oh my God.

671

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yep,

672

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

The indignities of Jason.

673

:

You know, that should really be the

title of the He Wolf behind the scenes

674

:

book that we are totally gonna write.

675

:

And then we get a cut to the cabin.

676

:

We get the cabin back, y'all.

677

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

And all

678

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yeah, we did.

679

:

Yeah.

680

:

It's like

681

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yes.

682

:

And we get down back.

683

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Ernest Borgne.

684

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

That's an air horn y'all.

685

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yep.

686

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

So that was really cool.

687

:

I did experience a rush of

dopamine personally when Ernest

688

:

Borgne popped up on the screen.

689

:

That was really nice.

690

:

They're strategizing and Hawk decides that

they need to put together a little squad.

691

:

They need to get the band back

together so that they can go

692

:

in and extract gin and get out.

693

:

Dom asks Hawk where he's gonna find

people crazy enough for that, and we

694

:

immediately cut to a dirt bike race.

695

:

So, I know,

696

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

people

697

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

yes, you just do any me money.

698

:

Mow it, you know, every

third dirt biker statistics.

699

:

But it turns out one of the racers

is one of hawk's old buddies and a

700

:

soldier in arms, and he looks way

too old to be a dirt bike racer.

701

:

You know?

702

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

and

703

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

it's a mustache and the

704

:

fact that it's the eighties.

705

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

but also he is too old.

706

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

707

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

dirt bikes is not easy on your joints.

708

:

And I would assume somebody

in his I would assume forties

709

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Yeah, I was thinking forties.

710

:

Yeah,

711

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yeah.

712

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: If

you've been doing that your whole life.

713

:

'cause it's like being a dancer, right?

714

:

I mean, also not easy

in your joints and by 40

715

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

yeah.

716

:

Dude,

717

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

you know, they've taken some abuse, but

718

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

we did have to prove that

719

:

he was still bad, you know?

720

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

There was like an undisclosed amount

721

:

of time where he was not racing

turnpikes when they were all in the

722

:

Vietnamese prison camp or whatever.

723

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

That's true.

724

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

yeah, they

725

:

State later that at least this guy

and Wallace were there together.

726

:

I

727

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yes.

728

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

also Stringfellow, but

729

:

it seems like probably

730

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yeah.

731

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

732

:

Yeah.

733

:

And this guy's name is Kerns.

734

:

We find out.

735

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yep.

736

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

It's okay.

737

:

I thought his name was

Mike, but I was wrong.

738

:

So

739

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

by the mustache

740

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yep.

741

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

time.

742

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

it's a very dis I mean,

743

:

it's a very fluffy mustache.

744

:

It's very, like I feel like

you could hide things in there.

745

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Also, in this episode, did anybody

746

:

else feel like the men were awfully

close together all of the time?

747

:

I know we are

748

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: yes.

749

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

limited like.

750

:

Window to get them in.

751

:

But there were moments that I was like,

those two actors have to be uncomfortable

752

:

with how close they are to one another.

753

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Or they're really comfortable with it.

754

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

were they really comfortable?

755

:

Yeah.

756

:

Yeah.

757

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

I, not to make everything

758

:

gay, but that's what I do.

759

:

And I mean, brothers in arms

very quickly became lovers in

760

:

arms, you know what I'm saying?

761

:

Like

762

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

They were all very

763

:

tight in a lot of shots.

764

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Were very tight and then

765

:

they became very tight.

766

:

Boom.

767

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

This has been your gay Minute with Beth.

768

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yes,

769

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Everything is gay.

770

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

everything is gay with Beth

771

:

in the morning.

772

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Speaking of gay, Reagan's on

773

:

the wall of the next scene.

774

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

oh.

775

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

What's on the wall of the next scene?

776

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Really I didn't notice

777

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Did you guys notice esp?

778

:

Like you're talking about the tight shots.

779

:

So while they're waiting for Gary

Wallace, there's a gigantic portrait

780

:

of Ronald Reagan behind them.

781

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Oh yeah, that is

782

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yeah.

783

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

I was

784

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Upsettingly

785

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

distracted

786

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: l.

787

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

in that scene by Ernest ine

788

:

in a tie, he like dressed up

to go to the senator's office.

789

:

Was very cute.

790

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: It

was very cute and he is still wearing his

791

:

old man hat that like silky old man hat.

792

:

I've never seen anyone under

the age of 70 wear a silky hat.

793

:

Like a silky like cap, you know?

794

:

But yeah, and then we find out that he

yeah, he was also a nom, the senator.

795

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yep.

796

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

They did

797

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

and he's,

798

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

of setting up the whole story

799

:

with the senator for me.

800

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

they really did, because like we see him

801

:

like making a speech about environmental

preservation and then you're like,

802

:

where the fuck are they watching this?

803

:

And why is Ronald Reagan with them?

804

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yeah,

805

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

And then the senator comes in and you

806

:

realize it's his office, but you don't

really get like an establishing shot

807

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

No.

808

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

of it being his office.

809

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

No.

810

:

You feel like you're in a weird

waiting room, but it's not.

811

:

Yeah,

812

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Yeah, exactly.

813

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

and the whole thing, like when we were

814

:

talking to him and then we cut from the

scene, I had gotten an impression that

815

:

somehow Wallace was in on Syngen capture.

816

:

Like they set him up as, 'cause

every politician has been like evil

817

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

True.

818

:

Good point.

819

:

Good

820

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Yeah, it's true.

821

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

on it.

822

:

He's a bad guy.

823

:

And no, they're actually setting up

something like entirely different.

824

:

But

825

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

826

:

Look at

827

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

idea.

828

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: make

eye contact with his long flowing locks.

829

:

Laura, you can have long flowing

locks and be evil in this

830

:

show, except if you're a lady,

831

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

But Wallace

832

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

I don't know.

833

:

And

834

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

then he

835

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

then immediately says yes.

836

:

Yeah.

837

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

They walk out the door

838

:

and he's oh, dang it.

839

:

I guess I gotta go.

840

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

841

:

Not even like fully out of the door.

842

:

And he is ha, jk, let's go.

843

:

I just did a bunch of poppers.

844

:

Woo.

845

:

And yeah, and then they strategize at

America, the Jeep which we get back.

846

:

Yay.

847

:

And Kerns and Wallace are

again very close together.

848

:

Very close together,

making deep eye contact.

849

:

If this show were now, they would

be making out is all I'm saying.

850

:

If this show were Riverdale.

851

:

And so yeah, and then they're all

like, we don't have the firepower

852

:

necessary for this, but it's okay

because then Dom shows up with

853

:

Airwolf and they're all like, what?

854

:

And then he wastes a bunch of ammo

by pew and everything around 'em.

855

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Good.

856

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

I know,

857

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

I miss Airwolf.

858

:

Zoomies.

859

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

They look real

860

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

right?

861

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yeah.

862

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

The pew P pew.

863

:

Yeah.

864

:

But it did kind of lead me to a

logistical question, like, where are

865

:

they getting all of this ammo is like

the firm supplying it, even though

866

:

they don't know where Airwolf is.

867

:

Do they just drop it off at the cabin

whenever Hawk snaps his fingers?

868

:

What's happening here?

869

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Yeah.

870

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Enough.

871

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

I don't know

872

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

the Battlestar Galactica situation.

873

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

exactly.

874

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yeah.

875

:

And you talked about

that this week as well?

876

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Oh shit.

877

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yep.

878

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

So Jair and I kind of have

879

:

this like unspoken agreement.

880

:

Like he typically doesn't listen to

this podcast very often, and so I

881

:

don't listen to Who are you very often

because in that way, like we keep the,

882

:

we keep everything even I don't know.

883

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

we put out guys

884

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

I know

885

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

every week.

886

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

like

887

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Yeah, you're so good at that.

888

:

Yeah.

889

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

and your praise.

890

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

891

:

Which we appreciate.

892

:

But yeah, so anyway, they Dom and string,

fellow pile into Air Wolf and Head

893

:

for Laos to do like a recon mission.

894

:

But you know, it's string fellow, so.

895

:

It starts off recon and turns into let's

get close, let's get shot at to Tom's no.

896

:

And of course they do.

897

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

I have a question for you guys.

898

:

Did you guys think about

why when the Vietnam War was

899

:

many years ago at this point,

900

:

Do they still have syngen and POWs?

901

:

Why would you do that?

902

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

the end game?

903

:

What do you get out of that?

904

:

I don't understand.

905

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

906

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

S so I talked to Ben about this.

907

:

Okay, so Ben likes war stuff.

908

:

And so you guys know that Sylvester

Stallone and the people around him

909

:

had a theory at this time, like during

this, when this stuff was being filmed,

910

:

that there were still people being

held in camps after the Vietnam War?

911

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Is that why Rambo?

912

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yes.

913

:

So Rambo is on that.

914

:

Like it is, it's a

conspiracy theory basically.

915

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Okay.

916

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

basically what Airwolf is doing, what Ben

917

:

thinks Airwolf is doing, is playing into

that conspiracy theory that there are

918

:

still Vietnam War POWs in those camps.

919

:

That is why we have a whole episode

of Syngen still there, even though

920

:

the Vietnam War was like years ago.

921

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Yeah.

922

:

And I think Aaron looked

923

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Huh?

924

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

up like when the last

925

:

POW had been released,

926

:

Sometime in the late seventies, it

was like, why in:

927

:

we still this drum?

928

:

And that, I guess that's it.

929

:

Like people really still

930

:

And.

931

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

yep.

932

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

So so there wasn't any validity

933

:

whatsoever, like nothing has come

out like to support this at all.

934

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

and if you think about it, you know,

935

:

if you really just used a little

bit of logic, there would be nothing

936

:

that these people could tell the

Vietnamese or the lain about strategy.

937

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

938

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

later, you know, there's nothing

939

:

you can extract out of them,

why would they still have them?

940

:

But it's one of those like sad

situations where, yeah, there were

941

:

a lot of people who were missing

in action you were in the jungle,

942

:

They wanted to think that they were

still alive, and it just wasn't

943

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

944

:

I think a lot of cons.

945

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

would be revenge, right?

946

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yeah,

947

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

but why would you waste the resources on

948

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

exactly.

949

:

Because even if you were, you know,

bare minimum torturing these people,

950

:

it still costs money, you know,

to have soldiers watching them.

951

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

952

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

So why would you do that?

953

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

954

:

I mean, I think ultimately a lot of

conspiracy theories can be boiled down

955

:

to unprocessed grief if we're being real.

956

:

And I think this is one of 'em for sure.

957

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

So interesting.

958

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: So

anyway they go in for their recon Dom

959

:

is, I guess, putting in a CD to record

the new schematics and handles this.

960

:

Oh my God.

961

:

And the way he's handling

the CD so gently, so cavity.

962

:

I've never seen anyone in my

life handle a CD that way.

963

:

I like, you know, everybody

just like whacking him into

964

:

the player chewing on him.

965

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

No

966

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

you see

967

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

CD and he had lots of very, he

968

:

still has lots of very fancy CDs.

969

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

970

:

Yeah.

971

:

I mean, I was taught to,

972

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

from like stacks that

973

:

you got from Sam's Club?

974

:

Yeah.

975

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

yeah.

976

:

Yeah.

977

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: yes.

978

:

I, in fact yeah, we would trade CDs

at my little arts high school 'cause

979

:

we were all obsessive audio files.

980

:

So we would, yeah, we would

absolutely share them.

981

:

And trade and barter, it was pretty

cute in like the middle of class,

982

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

what a world.

983

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

It was usually musical

984

:

theater CDs For a while.

985

:

It was Jesus Christ Superstar.

986

:

Everybody was trading copies

of Jesus Christ Superstar.

987

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

an amazing musical, by the way.

988

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

So

989

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Truly.

990

:

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

this weekend.

991

:

Yeah.

992

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yeah.

993

:

Easter everybody.

994

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Oh yeah, it's Easter.

995

:

Yeah.

996

:

Happy happy Easter if you celebrate

997

:

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yeah.

998

:

I mean, it'll be a couple weeks, you know,

past Easter, but happy Easter in the past.

999

:

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: y.

:

00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:54,690

So yeah, so they do this, you know, the

string of course decides to go in for a

:

00:36:54,690 --> 00:36:59,730

little looky before heading back, and of

course, he flies away the fuck too low.

:

00:36:59,730 --> 00:37:02,040

And of course, Airwolf gets shot at a ton.

:

00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:02,480

-:

Yeah.

:

00:37:03,150 --> 00:37:05,850

-:

Anyway, now we're in Bangkok, Thailand,

:

00:37:06,335 --> 00:37:06,555

-:

Yep.

:

00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:09,060

-:

string and Dom meet Wallace and Kerns

:

00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:11,550

taxi out front of the hotel, I'm assuming.

:

00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,150

-:

So I do wanna make a little note.

:

00:37:15,150 --> 00:37:21,120

So as my, you know, my officialness

here of living in Bangkok for four

:

00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:26,480

whole months basically they did a

little shot of, you know, setting

:

00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,040

the scene that we're in Thailand.

:

00:37:28,410 --> 00:37:32,910

It looked like they were at one of the

floating markets, which is not in Bangkok.

:

00:37:32,910 --> 00:37:34,380

I just wanna make that clear.

:

00:37:34,745 --> 00:37:35,035

-:

:

00:37:36,270 --> 00:37:36,900

-:

and

:

00:37:37,405 --> 00:37:37,525

-:

:

00:37:37,770 --> 00:37:40,170

-:

do a good job, I think, of like setting

:

00:37:40,170 --> 00:37:46,980

up this like side lot of whatever, you

know, set they're on to look like a Thai

:

00:37:46,980 --> 00:37:49,550

restaurant, but none of this is Thailand.

:

00:37:52,205 --> 00:37:54,545

-:

And of course the camera pans to

:

00:37:54,545 --> 00:38:02,285

a dude in a car across the street

from the Knot Tie Hotel, reading a

:

00:38:02,285 --> 00:38:05,375

newspaper, clearly spying on them.

:

00:38:05,714 --> 00:38:07,064

-:

They say what they're eating

:

00:38:07,064 --> 00:38:09,644

there is called to, okay.

:

00:38:09,859 --> 00:38:18,269

Not, they're not eating to so, so to

is a na basically their national dish.

:

00:38:18,269 --> 00:38:21,319

You think of it as being pad Thai.

:

00:38:21,319 --> 00:38:21,979

It's not,

:

00:38:22,594 --> 00:38:22,884

-:

:

00:38:23,029 --> 00:38:25,669

-:

is a soup and this one

:

00:38:25,669 --> 00:38:27,499

would have shrimp in it.

:

00:38:27,709 --> 00:38:29,959

So they're definitely

not eating soup here.

:

00:38:30,259 --> 00:38:31,039

They're just eating

:

00:38:31,204 --> 00:38:31,474

-:

:

00:38:31,489 --> 00:38:33,529

-:

mishmash of Asian looking food

:

00:38:33,529 --> 00:38:34,819

that they could be eating.

:

00:38:34,879 --> 00:38:35,329

So

:

00:38:35,644 --> 00:38:36,304

-:

Jesus.

:

00:38:36,439 --> 00:38:39,949

-:

that Tomi Yung was Thai food.

:

00:38:39,949 --> 00:38:41,119

But that is not Tomi Yung.

:

00:38:41,194 --> 00:38:41,524

-:

Yeah.

:

00:38:41,584 --> 00:38:43,114

They like did half the research.

:

00:38:43,264 --> 00:38:46,504

-:

Yeah, I was gonna say, yeah, any quick

:

00:38:46,504 --> 00:38:50,674

Google would do that, but this was the

eighties and they did not have Google.

:

00:38:50,749 --> 00:38:51,259

-:

have Google.

:

00:38:51,724 --> 00:38:52,624

-:

Jesus Christ.

:

00:38:52,624 --> 00:38:53,914

I will see myself out.

:

00:38:54,424 --> 00:38:59,324

But while they're eating, not

Tam did I get that right, Tam?

:

00:39:00,254 --> 00:39:00,824

Okay, cool.

:

00:39:01,064 --> 00:39:01,334

Thank you.

:

00:39:01,664 --> 00:39:06,344

The, we get introduced to the

babe de jour for this episode.

:

00:39:07,184 --> 00:39:10,004

She is named Charmaine.

:

00:39:10,634 --> 00:39:12,794

She is played by Ka Sherif.

:

00:39:13,209 --> 00:39:14,774

Who, who was in.

:

00:39:15,449 --> 00:39:16,499

Supernatural.

:

00:39:16,499 --> 00:39:17,399

Just kidding.

:

00:39:17,849 --> 00:39:19,769

She was not in supernatural.

:

00:39:21,629 --> 00:39:25,289

There will be another one I'll get to

talk about supernatural muck my words.

:

00:39:25,559 --> 00:39:31,409

But she was in Wonder Woman

and the search for Spock.

:

00:39:31,784 --> 00:39:32,894

-:

Wow.

:

00:39:34,079 --> 00:39:34,229

-:

What up?

:

00:39:35,279 --> 00:39:36,179

That's an air horn.

:

00:39:36,329 --> 00:39:37,679

I really should get an air horn.

:

00:39:38,519 --> 00:39:43,349

And she was also in Magnum pi,

which I believe is on our list.

:

00:39:43,499 --> 00:39:43,859

So

:

00:39:44,069 --> 00:39:45,404

-:

So she has her badass.

:

00:39:45,564 --> 00:39:46,124

Bonafide.

:

00:39:47,279 --> 00:39:48,299

-:

She does indeed.

:

00:39:48,489 --> 00:39:52,089

And today Charmaine is

gonna be their expert guide.

:

00:39:52,299 --> 00:39:52,899

What up?

:

00:39:53,594 --> 00:39:54,084

-:

Alright.

:

00:39:54,999 --> 00:39:55,269

-:

Yeah

:

00:39:55,449 --> 00:39:58,799

actually 'cause you know there was

all that European colonization,

:

00:39:58,799 --> 00:40:00,449

mostly England and France, right

:

00:40:00,539 --> 00:40:01,229

-:

:

00:40:01,259 --> 00:40:01,829

-:

in the zone.

:

00:40:01,829 --> 00:40:06,749

I was like, oh, did like

Thailand get colonized by France?

:

00:40:06,929 --> 00:40:08,639

-:

So fun little fact.

:

00:40:08,639 --> 00:40:11,189

I did take Thai history when I was

:

00:40:11,279 --> 00:40:11,639

-:

:

00:40:11,849 --> 00:40:12,659

-:

University,

:

00:40:13,199 --> 00:40:13,559

-:

:

00:40:13,649 --> 00:40:15,239

-:

little thing about Thailand

:

00:40:15,339 --> 00:40:17,259

Is that it was never colonized.

:

00:40:17,589 --> 00:40:20,799

And basically the reason why

it was never colonized is

:

00:40:20,799 --> 00:40:23,289

because it westernized so fast.

:

00:40:24,129 --> 00:40:29,919

So, for example, if you get chopsticks

at a Thai restaurant that is not

:

00:40:29,919 --> 00:40:34,209

authentic, they eat with a knife and

a fork and a spoon just like we do.

:

00:40:35,094 --> 00:40:35,919

-:

Oh, okay.

:

00:40:36,439 --> 00:40:38,779

-:

So that is a very big point of pride for

:

00:40:38,779 --> 00:40:40,669

them, is that they were never colonized.

:

00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:42,679

-:

That's pretty cool.

:

00:40:43,129 --> 00:40:44,839

Yeah, that's,

:

00:40:44,839 --> 00:40:45,979

-:

Google search told me

:

00:40:46,039 --> 00:40:46,309

-:

:

00:40:46,729 --> 00:40:46,969

-:

Yep.

:

00:40:47,629 --> 00:40:48,049

-:

but yeah.

:

00:40:48,739 --> 00:40:51,079

-:

that is Malta actually.

:

00:40:51,529 --> 00:40:51,829

-:

oh, yeah.

:

00:40:52,114 --> 00:40:54,464

-:

since we're gonna be traveling there soon.

:

00:40:55,034 --> 00:40:55,544

Yeah.

:

00:40:55,604 --> 00:40:59,264

So they were never

colonized by the British.

:

00:40:59,484 --> 00:41:04,764

They were just Hey, the British Naval,

the British Navy kind of helped them

:

00:41:04,764 --> 00:41:11,134

out of a lot of jams specifically with

Napoleon's army and many other times.

:

00:41:11,134 --> 00:41:16,164

But yeah, so they helped them out so

much that Malta was just like, you

:

00:41:16,164 --> 00:41:20,324

know, we're just gonna go ahead and

adopt the queen is like our queen.

:

00:41:20,504 --> 00:41:22,394

And you know, we'll be chill with y'all.

:

00:41:23,054 --> 00:41:28,364

And they were allies with the

British during World War ii and

:

00:41:28,364 --> 00:41:31,244

that was really great because they

were such an important seaport.

:

00:41:31,304 --> 00:41:35,414

'cause they're halfway between like

exactly halfway between Europe and Africa.

:

00:41:35,804 --> 00:41:36,024

-:

Wow,

:

00:41:36,794 --> 00:41:38,684

-:

So fun facts.

:

00:41:39,014 --> 00:41:39,304

-:

neat.

:

00:41:39,694 --> 00:41:42,934

Not only do you get feminism,

but you get history here, guys

:

00:41:43,789 --> 00:41:44,414

-:

What up?

:

00:41:44,674 --> 00:41:45,414

And Abba

:

00:41:46,024 --> 00:41:46,804

-:

and Abba.

:

00:41:46,864 --> 00:41:47,134

Yep.

:

00:41:47,674 --> 00:41:48,574

-:

and Air Horns

:

00:41:49,429 --> 00:41:49,430

-:

He.

:

00:41:49,444 --> 00:41:49,924

-:

gonna,

:

00:41:50,044 --> 00:41:50,854

-:

forget about me.

:

00:41:52,124 --> 00:41:52,904

-:

and Michael Jackson.

:

00:41:53,584 --> 00:41:54,514

-:

No, that, sorry.

:

00:41:54,514 --> 00:41:56,824

That was supposed to be Dave Matthews.

:

00:41:56,824 --> 00:41:56,854

He

:

00:41:57,424 --> 00:41:57,814

Sorry.

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00:41:57,864 --> 00:41:59,124

He's not he's Heehaw.

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00:41:59,504 --> 00:41:59,724

He

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00:42:01,597 --> 00:42:05,437

-:

I'm gonna mail Beth an air horn and I

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00:42:05,437 --> 00:42:08,227

need her to not tell Jair that she's

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00:42:08,427 --> 00:42:08,647

-:

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00:42:08,647 --> 00:42:09,187

-:

air horn,

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00:42:09,807 --> 00:42:10,287

-:

I won't.

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00:42:10,567 --> 00:42:12,277

-:

give it a nice blast sometime

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00:42:12,277 --> 00:42:13,597

when he's sitting right behind

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00:42:13,682 --> 00:42:14,252

Is now.

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00:42:16,402 --> 00:42:17,062

-:

Oh, I will.

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00:42:17,812 --> 00:42:18,262

This is

:

00:42:18,367 --> 00:42:19,897

-:

listening to this podcast, he's not

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00:42:19,897 --> 00:42:21,452

gonna know that I'm gonna do that.

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00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:23,529

-:

The lady takes them to a

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00:42:23,529 --> 00:42:25,239

big warehouse full of guns.

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00:42:25,764 --> 00:42:26,784

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Farm equipment, guns,

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00:42:27,559 --> 00:42:27,779

-:

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00:42:28,164 --> 00:42:30,054

-:

equipment is what they are doing.

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00:42:30,084 --> 00:42:31,939

They're, that's the

guise that they're under.

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00:42:33,089 --> 00:42:33,309

-:

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00:42:33,504 --> 00:42:36,244

And Kerns is the last one

to show up to the warehouse.

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00:42:36,244 --> 00:42:41,434

He arrives with trach keys and says being

an American tourist is the best cover.

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00:42:42,424 --> 00:42:44,104

I think he just wanted a cute hat.

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00:42:44,284 --> 00:42:44,554

Yeah.

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00:42:46,754 --> 00:42:49,509

There's also a car in this

warehouse, like a little trekky.

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00:42:50,679 --> 00:42:54,399

And then string gives what

he must consider a passionate

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00:42:54,399 --> 00:42:56,229

speech, thanking everyone.

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00:42:56,619 --> 00:42:59,469

So now I'm convinced

they're all gonna die.

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00:43:01,319 --> 00:43:04,709

And then customs knocks on their

super secret warehouse door.

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00:43:04,949 --> 00:43:10,109

So it's, that's a secret 'cause they're

like three customs agents that come in

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00:43:10,529 --> 00:43:11,999

and there were like two more in the car.

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00:43:12,299 --> 00:43:12,659

I don't know.

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00:43:13,119 --> 00:43:13,409

-:

Yeah.

:

00:43:14,759 --> 00:43:17,689

-:

they load their guns into his truck while

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00:43:17,689 --> 00:43:19,969

Charmaine stalls, the customs agents.

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00:43:21,139 --> 00:43:24,979

And then the customs agents

come in, give them shit.

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00:43:25,559 --> 00:43:28,529

And we get another incredible

fight scene from the show.

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00:43:29,379 --> 00:43:31,479

And then they all hop in the truck.

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00:43:31,569 --> 00:43:35,679

And Hawk does kind of a really

cool maneuver where he like pulls

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00:43:35,679 --> 00:43:38,589

Charmaine into the truck by her pants.

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00:43:39,609 --> 00:43:42,589

It's I would assume there

was a stunt actress for that.

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00:43:43,459 --> 00:43:43,749

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Good.

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00:43:43,779 --> 00:43:44,349

Good eye.

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00:43:44,429 --> 00:43:46,499

-:

it was, yeah, it was really cool.

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00:43:46,499 --> 00:43:50,459

It was like, it was kind of one of

those like slick things that like,

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00:43:50,849 --> 00:43:53,094

just it was like a little polishing.

:

00:43:53,394 --> 00:43:57,234

That's the other thing that I feel

like seasons one through three had

:

00:43:57,234 --> 00:44:02,004

that season four didn't was like, just

those little details, those tiny little

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00:44:02,004 --> 00:44:08,094

polished details that just makes the

show feel a little more like upscaled.

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00:44:08,304 --> 00:44:08,574

Yeah.

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00:44:08,634 --> 00:44:09,084

Complete.

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00:44:09,084 --> 00:44:09,594

There we go.

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00:44:10,884 --> 00:44:11,394

Yeah.

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00:44:12,574 --> 00:44:15,214

And then they get the fuck out of there.

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00:44:15,294 --> 00:44:19,344

Two to three more customs

agents shoot at them.

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00:44:19,344 --> 00:44:23,214

I don't know why they're, so that's

a lot of customs agents, right?

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00:44:23,264 --> 00:44:26,144

Like a whole gaggle of customs agents.

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00:44:26,504 --> 00:44:26,954

Yeah.

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00:44:28,169 --> 00:44:28,739

-:

They're implying some kind

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00:44:28,739 --> 00:44:29,614

of governmental corruption,

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00:44:30,294 --> 00:44:30,564

-:

yeah,

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00:44:30,984 --> 00:44:32,664

-:

I think, I don't know.

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00:44:33,024 --> 00:44:34,984

-:

there, there is it, you know, I

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00:44:34,984 --> 00:44:37,594

was there in the two thousands,

but you know, there was still

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00:44:38,314 --> 00:44:38,734

-:

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00:44:38,764 --> 00:44:39,124

-:

anywhere.

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00:44:40,234 --> 00:44:40,654

-:

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00:44:41,554 --> 00:44:44,959

We cut to the next day Hawk,

Charmaine, Kerns and Wallace

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00:44:44,959 --> 00:44:46,609

are in the jungle in fatigues.

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00:44:46,609 --> 00:44:47,959

They all look so cute.

:

00:44:48,079 --> 00:44:52,309

And Hawk has the cutest little sunglasses.

:

00:44:52,309 --> 00:44:53,749

Like I was so into those.

:

00:44:53,749 --> 00:44:55,459

I was like, where do you even get them?

:

00:44:55,459 --> 00:44:58,099

And then he also had a string,

so he doesn't lose them.

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00:44:58,399 --> 00:44:59,599

They were so cute.

:

00:45:00,439 --> 00:45:02,449

-:

This really uncomfortably

:

00:45:02,449 --> 00:45:04,249

long shot of Laos?

:

00:45:05,209 --> 00:45:10,189

Like they just showed us a

mountain for like way too long.

:

00:45:10,999 --> 00:45:12,169

-:

we're definitely in Laos.

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00:45:12,169 --> 00:45:12,649

Guys.

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00:45:12,979 --> 00:45:13,519

Don't look it up.

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00:45:13,519 --> 00:45:14,689

We're definitely in Laos.

:

00:45:14,789 --> 00:45:15,569

See my mountain?

:

00:45:15,839 --> 00:45:17,669

-:

you wanna know why we're not in Laos?

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00:45:17,729 --> 00:45:20,249

I have two bird related segments

:

00:45:20,339 --> 00:45:20,639

-:

it is.

:

00:45:20,759 --> 00:45:21,299

Birds.

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00:45:21,959 --> 00:45:25,409

-:

So while we see them in their really cool.

:

00:45:26,864 --> 00:45:34,224

Fatigue outfits, we have a kookaburra

go off because they needed to signal

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00:45:34,224 --> 00:45:35,934

to us that we are in the jungle.

:

00:45:36,204 --> 00:45:38,754

Kookaburras have very distinctive laughs.

:

00:45:38,754 --> 00:45:39,354

They're the, ooh,

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00:45:40,884 --> 00:45:41,484

-:

:

00:45:41,709 --> 00:45:42,789

-:

like monkeys a little bit.

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00:45:43,069 --> 00:45:46,939

That kookaburras are not native to Laos.

:

00:45:46,939 --> 00:45:48,019

I had to look that up.

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00:45:48,664 --> 00:45:51,034

-:

And they also sit in the old gum tree.

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00:45:51,089 --> 00:45:51,839

-:

Yes, they do.

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00:45:52,574 --> 00:45:54,104

As told in the legend.

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00:45:54,524 --> 00:45:57,764

And they are, they're

just, they're Australian.

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00:45:57,854 --> 00:45:59,894

There's no Kuras in Laos.

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00:45:59,894 --> 00:46:01,184

So there you go.

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00:46:01,859 --> 00:46:02,249

-:

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00:46:02,279 --> 00:46:05,779

And we all know this because

of the song made popular by

:

00:46:05,779 --> 00:46:07,369

Dave Matthews and his band.

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00:46:08,804 --> 00:46:09,024

-:

His

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00:46:09,284 --> 00:46:09,574

-:

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00:46:10,519 --> 00:46:11,569

His my too band.

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00:46:12,529 --> 00:46:14,179

They're all kings of the bushels.

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00:46:14,314 --> 00:46:14,734

-:

Ah.

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00:46:17,689 --> 00:46:22,069

-:

But yeah, and so Dom is in the air above

:

00:46:22,769 --> 00:46:30,389

they all head into the Knot, Laotian

jungle and they find some punchy sticks.

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00:46:30,869 --> 00:46:34,349

And then immediately it got caught

by two guards and brought to the camp

:

00:46:34,529 --> 00:46:36,749

to be questioned by the warlord guy.

:

00:46:38,009 --> 00:46:40,259

I did some research on punchy sticks.

:

00:46:41,399 --> 00:46:46,109

So they were pretty much, it says in

the show that they're used for that

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00:46:46,109 --> 00:46:47,819

they're using them to hunt animals.

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00:46:47,849 --> 00:46:51,849

But as far as I can tell they are

pretty much exclusively used as

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00:46:51,849 --> 00:46:53,859

booby traps for whatever enemy.

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00:46:54,439 --> 00:46:58,159

They were notably used by

the Viet Cong during nom.

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00:46:58,939 --> 00:47:01,009

They are typically like.

:

00:47:01,924 --> 00:47:08,044

A large amount of sticks sharpened

and at one end and sticking

:

00:47:08,044 --> 00:47:11,094

up usually out of a hole.

:

00:47:11,644 --> 00:47:19,154

And were sometimes smeared with poop

to, yeah, to increase infection rate.

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00:47:19,814 --> 00:47:24,734

They were also sometimes coded

in poison or animal venom.

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00:47:25,574 --> 00:47:32,024

And they were not always meant

to kill the enemy, but sometimes

:

00:47:32,024 --> 00:47:36,464

just wound them, get them out of

commission to dwindle the army numbers.

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00:47:36,464 --> 00:47:40,344

So it wasn't necessarily always

a kill thing, it was like a if

:

00:47:40,344 --> 00:47:43,134

they're at the hospital, they

can't fight us, you know, thing.

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00:47:43,764 --> 00:47:44,154

Yes.

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00:47:44,154 --> 00:47:46,074

So that's my facts about punchy sticks.

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00:47:47,064 --> 00:47:49,614

They're kind of cute

except for the poop part.

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00:47:49,644 --> 00:47:54,899

Like they, they're I don't know, they

look like a little forest of murder,

:

00:47:54,989 --> 00:47:56,909

you know, like little dust sticks.

:

00:47:56,909 --> 00:47:57,179

They're ah

:

00:47:57,539 --> 00:47:57,959

you know.

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00:47:58,619 --> 00:47:59,939

Sorry, was that condescending?

:

00:47:59,939 --> 00:48:01,319

I probably shouldn't

have said that anyway.

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00:48:01,319 --> 00:48:01,829

Cut that out.

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00:48:02,519 --> 00:48:02,939

Maybe.

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00:48:03,134 --> 00:48:03,534

I don't know.

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00:48:03,724 --> 00:48:04,014

Okay.

:

00:48:04,234 --> 00:48:06,239

-:

I say something that is a little bit

:

00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:12,779

like weird and condescending for the,

casting is, they have just a mishmash

:

00:48:12,779 --> 00:48:14,549

of anybody who looks Asian here.

:

00:48:14,609 --> 00:48:14,999

Like

:

00:48:15,554 --> 00:48:15,794

-:

I know.

:

00:48:16,419 --> 00:48:18,609

-:

The guy who is supposed to

:

00:48:18,609 --> 00:48:20,139

be the big bad in the camp.

:

00:48:20,139 --> 00:48:21,309

He is not Thai.

:

00:48:21,389 --> 00:48:25,169

I don't think they have anybody here

who really looks like a tie native.

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00:48:27,424 --> 00:48:28,819

And you know, it's just the same thing.

:

00:48:28,819 --> 00:48:32,419

You know, you see this sometimes

with, you know, African nations, like

:

00:48:32,439 --> 00:48:34,389

Different nations all look different.

:

00:48:34,389 --> 00:48:38,019

Like an Ethiopian guy is not going

to look like a West African guy.

:

00:48:38,019 --> 00:48:39,699

They're just different, you know.

:

00:48:40,374 --> 00:48:40,764

-:

:

00:48:41,169 --> 00:48:42,849

-:

a probably just called for

:

00:48:42,879 --> 00:48:45,879

anybody who looked vaguely

Asian for the casting for this.

:

00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:47,009

-:

Yeah, for sure.

:

00:48:47,214 --> 00:48:47,844

-:

:

00:48:49,624 --> 00:48:56,174

But, and speaking of the warlord

he, Charmaine kind of translates for

:

00:48:56,174 --> 00:48:58,994

everybody while they're questioned by him.

:

00:48:59,354 --> 00:49:03,814

And they, it strings as that they're

combat archeologists on a field trip.

:

00:49:05,989 --> 00:49:12,729

And the warlord sexually harasses

Charmaine because the eighties and

:

00:49:12,729 --> 00:49:16,119

string tells him to be more chill

or he won't do business with him.

:

00:49:16,689 --> 00:49:19,869

And the warlord's kind of

like record scratch what?

:

00:49:20,309 --> 00:49:23,309

And Hawk says, I'll trade

you money for American POWs.

:

00:49:24,069 --> 00:49:27,699

And then he distracts the warlord

and the camp with some super

:

00:49:27,699 --> 00:49:29,499

fake ass looking $100 bills.

:

00:49:30,879 --> 00:49:36,039

And the Airwolf pack takes control of the

camp by grabbing the guns from the guards,

:

00:49:36,699 --> 00:49:44,259

taking the warlord hostage without getting

the location of a single American POW.

:

00:49:47,829 --> 00:49:49,569

'Cause they're bad at this, I guess.

:

00:49:49,569 --> 00:49:50,229

I don't know.

:

00:49:50,244 --> 00:49:50,814

-:

they already know where

:

00:49:50,814 --> 00:49:52,164

that one place is, right?

:

00:49:52,164 --> 00:49:53,904

So they just need to

get to that one place.

:

00:49:54,249 --> 00:49:54,939

-:

Oh, that's true.

:

00:49:55,869 --> 00:49:57,519

-:

The a hundred dollars bills

:

00:49:57,519 --> 00:50:00,849

that he pulls out that are

so, obviously not Ben Franklin

:

00:50:01,809 --> 00:50:01,810

-:

:

00:50:02,879 --> 00:50:04,199

-:

I was like googling to

:

00:50:04,199 --> 00:50:05,024

make sure, like when

:

00:50:05,084 --> 00:50:05,374

-:

:

00:50:05,504 --> 00:50:06,614

-:

Ben Franklin get put on

:

00:50:06,614 --> 00:50:07,544

the a hundred dollars bill?

:

00:50:07,544 --> 00:50:11,054

Because I was like, eh, you

know, it theoretically we could

:

00:50:11,054 --> 00:50:12,704

have changed it in the eighties.

:

00:50:12,754 --> 00:50:15,874

No, he's been on the a hundred

dollars bill since:

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00:50:16,309 --> 00:50:16,909

-:

Well,

:

00:50:20,509 --> 00:50:22,069

good sleuthing, Laura.

:

00:50:22,849 --> 00:50:24,409

-:

Yes, because I too was wondering

:

00:50:24,409 --> 00:50:27,919

that oh, did they put Reagan on the a

hundred dollars bill for a minute there?

:

00:50:28,369 --> 00:50:28,699

-:

no.

:

00:50:29,119 --> 00:50:30,259

-:

Okay, that's something.

:

00:50:30,949 --> 00:50:32,929

-:

Anybody's TV to be high enough resolution

:

00:50:32,929 --> 00:50:34,114

to see this wasn't Ben Franklin.

:

00:50:34,979 --> 00:50:36,414

-:

Honestly, though, you're right.

:

00:50:37,314 --> 00:50:37,534

Yep,

:

00:50:38,629 --> 00:50:39,379

-:

:

00:50:39,864 --> 00:50:40,154

-:

Yeah.

:

00:50:40,699 --> 00:50:41,179

-:

:

00:50:41,179 --> 00:50:42,919

That didn't even occur to me.

:

00:50:42,919 --> 00:50:44,839

That is such a good point, Laura.

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00:50:44,839 --> 00:50:45,049

Yeah.

:

00:50:45,064 --> 00:50:45,544

-:

think that's it.

:

00:50:46,344 --> 00:50:46,564

-:

yep.

:

00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:48,079

-:

:

00:50:48,079 --> 00:50:51,679

'cause we're watching this on like

today, TV and I on like little

:

00:50:51,679 --> 00:50:53,899

small ass TVs with the grannies.

:

00:50:53,899 --> 00:50:54,259

-:

Yep.

:

00:50:55,579 --> 00:50:56,059

-:

Oh shit.

:

00:50:56,059 --> 00:50:58,609

Then that photograph of

Syngen was hella grainy.

:

00:50:59,134 --> 00:50:59,424

-:

Yeah.

:

00:50:59,694 --> 00:51:00,174

-:

good point.

:

00:51:01,969 --> 00:51:02,899

-:

Oh man.

:

00:51:03,319 --> 00:51:03,589

Whew.

:

00:51:05,119 --> 00:51:13,579

But yeah, if I had just even an ounce

of stringfellow's ridiculous confidence,

:

00:51:14,749 --> 00:51:16,219

the entire world would be mine.

:

00:51:16,759 --> 00:51:21,269

But yeah, so, they

escape in Laos, the Jeep,

:

00:51:21,869 --> 00:51:22,889

-:

Yeah, Laos the Jeep.

:

00:51:23,619 --> 00:51:25,779

-:

Throwing the warlord into

:

00:51:25,839 --> 00:51:27,219

water at the last second.

:

00:51:27,969 --> 00:51:33,069

And then we jump to the nighttime when

the pack is eating shitty rations and

:

00:51:33,069 --> 00:51:35,289

joking about how crap the food is.

:

00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:40,459

None of them have had a 90

school lunch and it shows.

:

00:51:42,304 --> 00:51:42,744

-:

I think those

:

00:51:42,884 --> 00:51:43,104

-:

:

00:51:43,264 --> 00:51:44,464

-:

might be worse today,

:

00:51:45,859 --> 00:51:46,519

-:

you serious?

:

00:51:46,764 --> 00:51:47,984

-:

at least at Owen's school.

:

00:51:48,919 --> 00:51:49,969

-:

:

00:51:49,984 --> 00:51:51,024

-:

pathetic what they feed

:

00:51:51,024 --> 00:51:51,944

these children and.

:

00:51:52,729 --> 00:51:54,439

And has never accepted school lunch.

:

00:51:54,439 --> 00:51:55,634

We send him lunch every day.

:

00:51:56,134 --> 00:51:56,354

-:

Wow.

:

00:51:56,689 --> 00:51:59,629

-:

you know, if you move up to where we are

:

00:51:59,629 --> 00:52:06,079

in Michigan, you can go to one of the

richest school districts in the nation

:

00:52:06,499 --> 00:52:09,349

and their foods probably like real bougie.

:

00:52:09,409 --> 00:52:10,939

They probably get pate and shit.

:

00:52:11,659 --> 00:52:12,649

I'm just saying.

:

00:52:12,649 --> 00:52:13,249

-:

looking at you.

:

00:52:13,249 --> 00:52:14,269

West Bloomfield.

:

00:52:14,929 --> 00:52:15,349

-:

Yeah.

:

00:52:15,349 --> 00:52:17,779

I'm not sure I can afford the

real estate, wherever that is.

:

00:52:18,559 --> 00:52:20,329

-:

Oh, you can, 'cause you just

:

00:52:20,329 --> 00:52:21,469

move across the street from us.

:

00:52:21,469 --> 00:52:22,249

It's fine, dude.

:

00:52:22,699 --> 00:52:23,869

-:

oh, you're talking about Berkeley

:

00:52:25,144 --> 00:52:28,054

-:

I am talking about Southfield Detroit.

:

00:52:28,234 --> 00:52:28,444

Yeah.

:

00:52:29,494 --> 00:52:32,644

South Field's not bougie,

but we can pick one.

:

00:52:32,644 --> 00:52:35,404

We can pick the Birmingham

School district if we want.

:

00:52:35,434 --> 00:52:37,084

We can also pick Berkeley.

:

00:52:37,664 --> 00:52:39,734

So we have the choice of

three school districts where

:

00:52:40,094 --> 00:52:42,314

we are on the map, basically.

:

00:52:43,054 --> 00:52:43,274

-:

Fun.

:

00:52:43,394 --> 00:52:46,034

-:

So come to Michigan.

:

00:52:46,034 --> 00:52:48,884

Laura, come to Michigan.

:

00:52:49,089 --> 00:52:50,889

-:

This podcast has three agendas.

:

00:52:51,819 --> 00:52:52,029

It.

:

00:52:52,809 --> 00:52:58,479

has Jeep sponsorship, it

has Auntie Dave Matthews.

:

00:52:59,229 --> 00:52:59,709

-:

Yes.

:

00:53:00,159 --> 00:53:01,419

-:

move Laura to Michigan.

:

00:53:02,109 --> 00:53:02,559

-:

Yes.

:

00:53:03,189 --> 00:53:03,409

-:

:

00:53:03,759 --> 00:53:06,024

Dunk on Dave Matthews and move to Laura.

:

00:53:06,504 --> 00:53:07,734

Move Laura to Michigan.

:

00:53:09,249 --> 00:53:09,400

-:

There you go.

:

00:53:10,494 --> 00:53:12,534

-:

But yeah, so we're in Laos,

:

00:53:12,534 --> 00:53:14,514

the Jeep and Dom rolls up.

:

00:53:15,819 --> 00:53:18,339

And says that airwolf is

fueled up and ready to go.

:

00:53:19,319 --> 00:53:22,168

And everyone's ha, this

is such a nice moment.

:

00:53:22,168 --> 00:53:25,758

And there are lots of closeups and like

everyone's having way too good a time.

:

00:53:25,758 --> 00:53:28,098

So now I definitely know

someone's gonna die.

:

00:53:29,478 --> 00:53:30,288

The next day.

:

00:53:30,798 --> 00:53:33,858

Everyone is gung-ho to go in,

except for Wallace who seems a

:

00:53:33,858 --> 00:53:39,648

little hesitant and there seems

to be some PTSD happening, maybe.

:

00:53:39,653 --> 00:53:41,088

-:

Yeah, except I was still

:

00:53:41,088 --> 00:53:42,403

reading it as a bad guy.

:

00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:45,043

He's funding this prison

camp for some reason.

:

00:53:45,973 --> 00:53:47,743

-:

Ooh, that would've been a twist.

:

00:53:48,058 --> 00:53:49,783

-:

that would've been kind of a fun twist.

:

00:53:49,783 --> 00:53:50,173

Yeah.

:

00:53:50,378 --> 00:53:50,668

That,

:

00:53:51,253 --> 00:53:52,903

-:

it's very strange the way they

:

00:53:52,903 --> 00:53:57,103

wrote it that I could so easily

misinterpret it as like him bad.

:

00:53:57,563 --> 00:53:57,853

-:

:

00:53:58,048 --> 00:54:00,928

And we've been trained by this

show to think all politicians are

:

00:54:00,928 --> 00:54:05,068

bad because that's how they've

written 'em, so it's fair.

:

00:54:06,388 --> 00:54:11,668

But yeah they climb over a wall moving

quietly, overpowering a couple guards.

:

00:54:11,668 --> 00:54:15,488

Wallace seems to once again

be having a hard time finding

:

00:54:15,488 --> 00:54:16,928

his footing in this mission.

:

00:54:17,508 --> 00:54:19,578

So Kerns has to kind of poke him.

:

00:54:20,428 --> 00:54:22,948

They find prisoners, but

not American prisoners.

:

00:54:23,698 --> 00:54:26,998

And at this point it becomes pretty

obvious that Wallace is dealing

:

00:54:26,998 --> 00:54:29,908

with some PTSD and some guilt.

:

00:54:29,908 --> 00:54:34,498

He tells Kerns he was the one who

betrayed him and made him stay in the

:

00:54:34,498 --> 00:54:40,428

POW camp by showing the escape tunnel

that they showing the guards the

:

00:54:40,428 --> 00:54:41,898

escape tunnel they'd all been making.

:

00:54:42,738 --> 00:54:44,268

He just, you know, he broke.

:

00:54:45,378 --> 00:54:47,898

-:

Yeah, and

:

00:54:48,003 --> 00:54:52,833

He, he got his freedom

by out his brothers.

:

00:54:53,388 --> 00:54:53,658

-:

:

00:54:53,778 --> 00:54:54,068

-:

Yeah.

:

00:54:54,258 --> 00:54:54,948

-:

says something about, you

:

00:54:54,948 --> 00:54:56,568

made me stay an extra year or

:

00:54:56,618 --> 00:54:56,908

-:

Yeah.

:

00:54:57,138 --> 00:54:57,528

-:

:

00:54:58,038 --> 00:54:58,398

Yeah.

:

00:54:58,608 --> 00:54:58,828

-:

Yep.

:

00:54:59,738 --> 00:55:02,378

-:

And Kerns sh you know, you think he's

:

00:55:02,378 --> 00:55:06,038

gonna shoot Wallace, they do the fake

out and he shoots the guard that's

:

00:55:06,038 --> 00:55:08,498

creeping out behind Wallace, of course.

:

00:55:09,228 --> 00:55:12,918

And that starts this kind of

spectacular firefight that we've

:

00:55:12,918 --> 00:55:14,538

been missing from season four.

:

00:55:14,918 --> 00:55:19,508

Dom rolls up an airwolf and provides them

enough cover to get out in the truck.

:

00:55:20,018 --> 00:55:22,298

String gets out in Airwolf with Dom.

:

00:55:23,378 --> 00:55:29,828

String says they have gin in

a truck with other prisoners.

:

00:55:30,768 --> 00:55:31,168

-:

Thinks that.

:

00:55:31,978 --> 00:55:35,128

-:

Yeah I've, I thought he was thinking,

:

00:55:35,278 --> 00:55:39,688

'cause like initially I thought that

he was having some sort of break with

:

00:55:39,688 --> 00:55:44,918

reality and decided like one of those

prisoners has to be syngen that we freed.

:

00:55:45,618 --> 00:55:49,908

And then we find out later it's

another truck driven by guards, but

:

00:55:49,908 --> 00:55:54,558

we have not been given any indication

that they know about this truck.

:

00:55:54,768 --> 00:55:55,548

So

:

00:55:55,698 --> 00:55:57,088

-:

Yeah, it seems like he's

:

00:55:57,088 --> 00:55:58,498

just kind of losing it.

:

00:55:59,398 --> 00:55:59,728

-:

:

00:55:59,818 --> 00:56:01,978

-:

can I give another bird nerd moment?

:

00:56:02,938 --> 00:56:04,918

So this is my second bird nerd.

:

00:56:04,918 --> 00:56:05,278

Moment.

:

00:56:05,338 --> 00:56:05,728

Moment.

:

00:56:05,938 --> 00:56:09,508

So as they were doing the sneaky

sneak into the camp, okay.

:

00:56:09,958 --> 00:56:11,458

I heard a very.

:

00:56:12,883 --> 00:56:15,223

Familiar, but I couldn't place it.

:

00:56:15,253 --> 00:56:16,693

Bird that was chirping.

:

00:56:16,783 --> 00:56:17,383

Okay.

:

00:56:17,428 --> 00:56:17,938

-:

:

00:56:18,013 --> 00:56:19,153

-:

it, I think they were trying

:

00:56:19,153 --> 00:56:21,823

to make it sound like it was

tropical or something like that.

:

00:56:22,153 --> 00:56:23,173

And I was like no.

:

00:56:23,233 --> 00:56:25,243

This is one that I've

heard in Michigan before.

:

00:56:25,888 --> 00:56:26,368

-:

:

00:56:26,413 --> 00:56:30,413

-:

So in the background very noticeably

:

00:56:30,413 --> 00:56:33,383

is the call of the tufted tit mouse.

:

00:56:34,933 --> 00:56:35,153

-:

:

00:56:36,023 --> 00:56:36,443

-:

We love

:

00:56:37,253 --> 00:56:37,703

-:

Yeah.

:

00:56:37,703 --> 00:56:38,123

We lo.

:

00:56:38,138 --> 00:56:39,338

-:

love a tufted tit.

:

00:56:39,338 --> 00:56:39,968

Yeah,

:

00:56:40,028 --> 00:56:41,588

-:

titties and it's my

:

00:56:41,588 --> 00:56:42,728

sister's favorite bird.

:

00:56:42,728 --> 00:56:45,898

I did a cross stitch of

it for her for Christmas.

:

00:56:46,083 --> 00:56:46,243

-:

right.

:

00:56:46,263 --> 00:56:46,763

You did

:

00:56:47,008 --> 00:56:50,488

-:

And I looked it up and specifically

:

00:56:50,488 --> 00:56:55,538

in the area where they would've been

shooting this there is like a gray

:

00:56:55,538 --> 00:56:57,938

tit mouse that, that it might've been.

:

00:56:57,938 --> 00:57:03,398

So it definitely, we have tit, we

have tufted tit mouse mice up here in

:

00:57:03,428 --> 00:57:06,998

Michigan, but they also have them all

the way down in California as well.

:

00:57:07,118 --> 00:57:08,498

And this has been your bird nerd.

:

00:57:08,548 --> 00:57:08,848

Minute.

:

00:57:09,623 --> 00:57:10,678

-:

come to Michigan.

:

00:57:10,798 --> 00:57:11,278

Laura.

:

00:57:11,428 --> 00:57:13,318

We have our tits are tufted.

:

00:57:13,498 --> 00:57:14,638

-:

Our tits are out, man.

:

00:57:15,418 --> 00:57:17,188

-:

Our tits are out and tufted.

:

00:57:17,308 --> 00:57:17,968

Let's go.

:

00:57:18,628 --> 00:57:19,888

Tits out for Michigan.

:

00:57:20,188 --> 00:57:21,388

Should be our slogan.

:

00:57:21,598 --> 00:57:22,498

-:

out for Michigan.

:

00:57:22,933 --> 00:57:23,683

-:

for sure.

:

00:57:23,683 --> 00:57:23,923

For

:

00:57:24,163 --> 00:57:25,243

-:

Hashtag Pier, Michigan.

:

00:57:26,023 --> 00:57:32,783

But yeah, so, this plat as

usual holes like Swiss cheese.

:

00:57:33,323 --> 00:57:38,693

So string says they have

Syngen in the truck, right?

:

00:57:38,743 --> 00:57:41,383

Wallace is possibly still in a flashback.

:

00:57:42,013 --> 00:57:46,603

He says they can't wait for Hawk 'cause

they've escaped right through the Jeep.

:

00:57:47,273 --> 00:57:51,753

And they're kind of like in position

and they're waiting to fig and they're

:

00:57:51,753 --> 00:57:53,313

kind of trying to figure out to do.

:

00:57:53,313 --> 00:57:56,953

And like Kerns is we need to

wait for Hawk and Dom and Airwolf

:

00:57:57,433 --> 00:57:59,023

and Wallace is we can't wait.

:

00:57:59,623 --> 00:58:03,733

The enemy is approaching essentially

like very clearly having a

:

00:58:03,733 --> 00:58:07,893

flashback and, so he runs out.

:

00:58:08,683 --> 00:58:12,973

And two dudes shoo him from a

little mini guard tower, I guess

:

00:58:12,973 --> 00:58:14,293

is how I would describe it.

:

00:58:14,323 --> 00:58:15,193

A guard mound.

:

00:58:15,883 --> 00:58:21,703

And he gets back up, he grabs a

grenade, he pulls the pin, and

:

00:58:21,703 --> 00:58:29,083

then he jumps into their guard

mound, killing himself and them.

:

00:58:30,613 --> 00:58:34,033

And it was just kind of an

unnecessary death in my opinion

:

00:58:34,033 --> 00:58:35,403

because he's having a flashback.

:

00:58:35,433 --> 00:58:35,943

Yes.

:

00:58:36,033 --> 00:58:40,113

But he could have very easily

just chucked the grenade

:

00:58:41,493 --> 00:58:41,783

-:

Fair?

:

00:58:42,363 --> 00:58:42,813

-:

the thing.

:

00:58:42,843 --> 00:58:48,103

'cause like he sort of jumped on top

of the grenade which is what you do

:

00:58:48,103 --> 00:58:50,323

when you don't want it to kill people.

:

00:58:50,323 --> 00:58:50,713

Yeah.

:

00:58:51,643 --> 00:58:52,063

-:

That's

:

00:58:52,093 --> 00:58:53,773

-:

that so?

:

00:58:54,013 --> 00:58:54,913

It was very weird.

:

00:58:55,693 --> 00:58:56,893

It's weird choreography.

:

00:58:58,948 --> 00:59:01,788

Yeah, and so that's pretty upsetting.

:

00:59:02,268 --> 00:59:05,268

And then Hawk, we find out

is pursuing another truck.

:

00:59:06,288 --> 00:59:08,478

And this is a truck he

thinks syn engine's in.

:

00:59:09,178 --> 00:59:15,528

He blocks this path with Airwolf, does

some cool explosions and gets in the

:

00:59:15,528 --> 00:59:22,218

back only to find a very sick looking

American POW, who's definitely not Syngen.

:

00:59:23,098 --> 00:59:27,478

Hawk asks where the rest of the American

POWs are, and the super sick looking guy

:

00:59:27,478 --> 00:59:31,768

says they were all moved somewhere right

after the rain, but he doesn't know where.

:

00:59:32,588 --> 00:59:37,418

Then instead of getting this

guy to a hospital with his fancy

:

00:59:37,468 --> 00:59:43,948

air Hawk, zoomy guy Hawk gives

us some next level brooding.

:

00:59:44,518 --> 00:59:45,388

What the fuck?

:

00:59:46,153 --> 00:59:47,563

That man needs a hospital.

:

00:59:47,623 --> 00:59:48,883

Like immediately.

:

00:59:49,158 --> 00:59:49,378

-:

Yes.

:

00:59:52,093 --> 00:59:54,733

-:

Kerns and Charmaine roll up as an enemy.

:

00:59:54,733 --> 00:59:56,113

Plane starts shooting.

:

00:59:57,073 --> 01:00:02,353

They consolidate all of the POWs, they

rescued into one truck and Charmaine

:

01:00:02,353 --> 01:00:06,343

and Kerns roll out while dumb and

string take a fellow and engage in

:

01:00:06,343 --> 01:00:07,933

one of the very cool fight scenes.

:

01:00:07,933 --> 01:00:10,003

We don't get in Air Wolf season four,

:

01:00:10,033 --> 01:00:11,923

-:

just call Airwolf Air Fellow?

:

01:00:13,153 --> 01:00:13,903

-:

probably

:

01:00:14,058 --> 01:00:14,218

-:

it.

:

01:00:15,853 --> 01:00:17,083

-:

Air fellow.

:

01:00:17,833 --> 01:00:18,253

It does.

:

01:00:18,823 --> 01:00:19,213

It does.

:

01:00:19,363 --> 01:00:20,383

-:

Air fellow.

:

01:00:20,653 --> 01:00:21,223

-:

:

01:00:21,973 --> 01:00:24,463

It's when the plane's

being particularly fancy.

:

01:00:24,463 --> 01:00:25,633

It's air Fellow.

:

01:00:26,028 --> 01:00:30,628

And then strings insists he's not

leaving without syngen while crying.

:

01:00:30,688 --> 01:00:34,678

And it was really a heart wrenching

scene, like it was genuinely upsetting.

:

01:00:35,318 --> 01:00:36,428

-:

Kind of silly though.

:

01:00:36,428 --> 01:00:40,418

At one point he is like crying

with his airwolf helmet on

:

01:00:41,123 --> 01:00:43,343

-:

It's got those absorbent pads in it.

:

01:00:43,433 --> 01:00:46,043

Sometimes they absorb sweat,

sometimes they absorb tears.

:

01:00:46,043 --> 01:00:46,853

Air fellow.

:

01:00:46,958 --> 01:00:49,578

-:

It's just the helmets do look so silly

:

01:00:49,578 --> 01:00:55,908

and I can tell that he's having to

emote with like just above the nose,

:

01:00:55,978 --> 01:00:56,548

-:

:

01:00:56,743 --> 01:01:00,673

-:

covering his mouth he's doing a good job.

:

01:01:00,673 --> 01:01:01,003

But it,

:

01:01:01,288 --> 01:01:01,978

-:

he is.

:

01:01:02,143 --> 01:01:02,953

-:

distracting for me.

:

01:01:02,953 --> 01:01:04,123

I was like, man is so silly.

:

01:01:04,288 --> 01:01:04,978

-:

Yeah, that's fair.

:

01:01:04,978 --> 01:01:08,068

I think maybe they were thinking,

Ooh, this would impact the emotions.

:

01:01:08,098 --> 01:01:10,588

'cause now all you can see are

his eyeballs full of tears.

:

01:01:10,588 --> 01:01:10,589

Ha.

:

01:01:11,247 --> 01:01:13,437

But I think it was an opposite situation.

:

01:01:13,722 --> 01:01:15,402

-:

I think they weren't counting

:

01:01:15,402 --> 01:01:18,672

on the TV having such great

resolution that I could see

:

01:01:18,747 --> 01:01:19,227

-:

:

01:01:19,362 --> 01:01:20,142

-:

their helmet looks.

:

01:01:20,487 --> 01:01:21,627

-:

You're right.

:

01:01:22,677 --> 01:01:23,277

You're right.

:

01:01:23,522 --> 01:01:27,597

But we do have confirmation in

this episode that Jan, Michael

:

01:01:27,597 --> 01:01:30,057

Vincent was a great actor.

:

01:01:30,177 --> 01:01:32,457

But yeah, and then string

opens the speakers and tells

:

01:01:32,457 --> 01:01:33,927

Syngen that if he can hear him.

:

01:01:34,287 --> 01:01:35,457

He's coming back for him.

:

01:01:37,447 --> 01:01:38,887

-:

It was really good.

:

01:01:38,887 --> 01:01:43,777

And it honestly, that acting made me

think of my sister, you know what I mean?

:

01:01:43,777 --> 01:01:44,017

Like

:

01:01:44,127 --> 01:01:44,817

For her,

:

01:01:44,907 --> 01:01:46,497

-:

yeah, exactly.

:

01:01:46,827 --> 01:01:49,167

-:

you know, it really made you think about

:

01:01:49,167 --> 01:01:54,837

your own family and the so that you

would go, if you knew that they were

:

01:01:54,837 --> 01:01:56,577

still alive, what you would do for them.

:

01:01:57,537 --> 01:01:57,897

-:

:

01:01:58,527 --> 01:01:58,947

Yeah.

:

01:01:59,907 --> 01:02:03,147

And then our last and final

scene is Wallace's funeral.

:

01:02:03,427 --> 01:02:07,597

He gets a believe a

marine burial and string.

:

01:02:08,027 --> 01:02:11,687

And Kerns is like, string

says you know, he was a hero.

:

01:02:11,717 --> 01:02:14,207

And Kerns says, I don't know about that.

:

01:02:14,207 --> 01:02:16,937

You know, because of

the betrayal, obviously.

:

01:02:17,357 --> 01:02:21,377

And string says Kong

made him crack one time.

:

01:02:21,437 --> 01:02:23,177

But what about all the other times?

:

01:02:23,277 --> 01:02:28,347

Kern takes back his Mac talk and

agrees that Wallace was a hero.

:

01:02:29,337 --> 01:02:34,167

And I don't know, for me that

kind of, this show is very flawed.

:

01:02:34,167 --> 01:02:39,597

But then there are those moments

like that where it acknowledges

:

01:02:39,657 --> 01:02:43,557

the gray area that is humanity.

:

01:02:43,797 --> 01:02:45,777

You know, none of us are black and white.

:

01:02:46,527 --> 01:02:47,787

All of us fuck up.

:

01:02:48,087 --> 01:02:54,797

All of us have the potential to

become better people and tone

:

01:02:54,797 --> 01:02:56,387

for our mistakes, basically.

:

01:02:57,032 --> 01:02:58,712

-:

I think it tries to take the steps

:

01:02:58,712 --> 01:03:03,092

forward sometimes into a progressive

idea, which I was not expecting at all

:

01:03:03,092 --> 01:03:05,342

from the hyper-masculine helicopter show.

:

01:03:05,987 --> 01:03:06,737

-:

:

01:03:06,737 --> 01:03:10,347

And this is 'cause we see

this in the drug episode too.

:

01:03:10,927 --> 01:03:16,837

Where Santini, where Dom is you know,

brings humanity to drug addiction

:

01:03:16,897 --> 01:03:18,667

in the eighties, which is wild.

:

01:03:18,997 --> 01:03:19,447

Yeah.

:

01:03:19,837 --> 01:03:22,987

So I think, yeah, for a

hyper-masculine show, this is,

:

01:03:25,467 --> 01:03:27,532

-:

Can I point out as well?

:

01:03:27,532 --> 01:03:31,552

This last conversation that

the boys have as they're

:

01:03:31,777 --> 01:03:32,257

-:

:

01:03:32,392 --> 01:03:33,202

-:

the grave site

:

01:03:33,372 --> 01:03:39,852

Such an interesting flip on I would think

be, would be having this conversation.

:

01:03:40,202 --> 01:03:40,492

-:

:

01:03:41,022 --> 01:03:41,682

-:

basically.

:

01:03:42,597 --> 01:03:47,897

WA or Kerns asks Dom and the

gang, Hey, let's go get a beer.

:

01:03:48,257 --> 01:03:51,587

And then Dom says nah,

beer has too many calories.

:

01:03:51,917 --> 01:03:53,447

And I'm like, you know what?

:

01:03:54,707 --> 01:04:00,767

They didn't have females saying this,

and it's men talking about their figures.

:

01:04:00,947 --> 01:04:05,237

And I thought that this was a

really interesting, I don't know,

:

01:04:05,237 --> 01:04:07,487

flip of what you would expect.

:

01:04:07,517 --> 01:04:12,917

And I mean, I don't love people talking

about calories and not like grieving and

:

01:04:12,947 --> 01:04:14,777

you know, that kind of stuff because of

:

01:04:14,867 --> 01:04:15,227

-:

:

01:04:15,307 --> 01:04:15,667

-:

I don't know.

:

01:04:15,667 --> 01:04:19,417

I just thought that this was a really

weirdly feminist, I don't know, what

:

01:04:19,417 --> 01:04:20,797

did you guys think about this scene?

:

01:04:20,902 --> 01:04:23,182

-:

thought that poor Ernest Borgne had

:

01:04:23,182 --> 01:04:24,742

been caught by the diet culture.

:

01:04:25,417 --> 01:04:26,887

-:

Yeah, that's what I thought too.

:

01:04:27,397 --> 01:04:30,157

I was like, but I guess you're right.

:

01:04:30,157 --> 01:04:33,367

Like it typically is

women talking about it.

:

01:04:33,427 --> 01:04:39,107

And see men talking about it was

bably kind of progressive for:

:

01:04:39,827 --> 01:04:40,937

-:

Maybe, you know, this is the

:

01:04:40,937 --> 01:04:43,337

time, about the time when we had.

:

01:04:44,462 --> 01:04:49,142

Maybe men like Ernest Borg nine more

okay, I guess I'll go to the doctor and

:

01:04:49,247 --> 01:04:49,537

-:

:

01:04:50,272 --> 01:04:51,292

-:

And now

:

01:04:51,382 --> 01:04:52,042

-:

:

01:04:53,002 --> 01:04:54,532

-:

doctor says I could probably lose

:

01:04:54,532 --> 01:04:56,392

some weight to drop my blood pressure.

:

01:04:56,422 --> 01:04:57,142

Okay.

:

01:04:57,322 --> 01:04:57,471

And

:

01:04:57,552 --> 01:04:59,772

Thinking about those

things when, you know, it

:

01:04:59,807 --> 01:04:59,927

-:

:

01:04:59,952 --> 01:05:02,412

-:

traditionally men didn't think

:

01:05:02,502 --> 01:05:04,302

about or care about those things,

:

01:05:04,842 --> 01:05:05,262

-:

:

01:05:05,442 --> 01:05:05,952

-:

so

:

01:05:06,732 --> 01:05:07,842

-:

I mean, yeah, I mean, for a

:

01:05:07,842 --> 01:05:12,672

hyper-masculine show, this show

was surprisingly full of nuance.

:

01:05:13,062 --> 01:05:13,452

-:

Yep.

:

01:05:13,992 --> 01:05:14,592

-:

But yes.

:

01:05:14,592 --> 01:05:19,971

And then Dom says a very funny

line that I will be adopting.

:

01:05:20,422 --> 01:05:25,042

He says There's an old fashioned, or

there's an old Italian saying that

:

01:05:25,042 --> 01:05:30,292

goes, he who drinks with friends

never puts on weight, which is

:

01:05:30,802 --> 01:05:33,022

I'm going to be adopting for now.

:

01:05:33,442 --> 01:05:33,952

-:

Yes.

:

01:05:33,952 --> 01:05:34,582

I agree.

:

01:05:34,632 --> 01:05:35,562

I will take that one.

:

01:05:36,221 --> 01:05:36,612

-:

:

01:05:36,702 --> 01:05:39,012

-:

Also, I like that Ernest Borg nine is

:

01:05:39,012 --> 01:05:41,402

getting to speak Italian on his show

:

01:05:41,637 --> 01:05:42,507

-:

:

01:05:42,507 --> 01:05:43,887

-:

kind of from that time where he

:

01:05:43,887 --> 01:05:46,647

had to his name a little bit and

:

01:05:46,752 --> 01:05:50,052

Of that Italian heritage in order

to make it big in Hollywood.

:

01:05:50,052 --> 01:05:51,812

And so he's just getting to it out.

:

01:05:51,812 --> 01:05:53,162

So I was happy for him.

:

01:05:53,457 --> 01:05:53,747

-:

Yeah.

:

01:05:54,332 --> 01:05:54,962

-:

:

01:05:56,002 --> 01:05:56,422

Yeah.

:

01:05:56,422 --> 01:05:59,182

And overall, I just thought

this episode was pretty great.

:

01:05:59,242 --> 01:05:59,572

-:

Yep.

:

01:06:00,221 --> 01:06:01,602

-:

It's a good note to end on.

:

01:06:01,932 --> 01:06:06,892

So I guess now that we've

finished our He Wolf watch what

:

01:06:06,892 --> 01:06:09,412

did everybody think overall?

:

01:06:11,032 --> 01:06:11,572

-:

I don't know.

:

01:06:11,572 --> 01:06:13,852

I feel like I'm trauma

bonded with Airwolf now.

:

01:06:13,902 --> 01:06:18,492

Other than the first couple of episodes

that were very problematic and I

:

01:06:18,492 --> 01:06:22,721

mean, we made jokes about the hot

lady body count and stuff like that.

:

01:06:22,992 --> 01:06:27,942

I think that Air Wolf, as it went through,

stopped taking itself so seriously as

:

01:06:28,112 --> 01:06:28,402

-:

:

01:06:28,962 --> 01:06:30,282

-:

hyper masculine show.

:

01:06:30,332 --> 01:06:32,942

There was still stuff to

make fun of by the end,

:

01:06:33,912 --> 01:06:34,032

-:

:

01:06:34,532 --> 01:06:36,602

-:

we were making fun of, you know,

:

01:06:36,602 --> 01:06:40,412

season four that was trying to

do something with very little.

:

01:06:40,562 --> 01:06:42,542

But I ended up, I don't

know, it was charming.

:

01:06:42,542 --> 01:06:43,052

In the end.

:

01:06:43,052 --> 01:06:44,462

I loved Ernest Borg nine.

:

01:06:44,462 --> 01:06:44,582

I

:

01:06:44,772 --> 01:06:45,062

-:

:

01:06:45,062 --> 01:06:46,652

-:

better for Jan Michael Vincent.

:

01:06:46,682 --> 01:06:47,252

Caitlyn.

:

01:06:47,252 --> 01:06:50,882

I will stand her for, I don't

know, what do you guys think?

:

01:06:53,837 --> 01:06:54,527

-:

I agree.

:

01:06:54,587 --> 01:06:59,727

I I mean they made some

really weird editing choices.

:

01:06:59,787 --> 01:07:02,727

They made some weird production choices.

:

01:07:03,327 --> 01:07:12,357

But I think that this show

could be a pretty quality reboot

:

01:07:13,012 --> 01:07:16,932

Or even a movie nowadays

since they keep doing that.

:

01:07:17,642 --> 01:07:18,692

I wouldn't mind that.

:

01:07:18,692 --> 01:07:24,992

I think that a lot could be said with his

show, the show could be used, it could

:

01:07:24,992 --> 01:07:27,782

be brought into modern day pretty easily.

:

01:07:28,532 --> 01:07:30,872

Obviously it was problematic.

:

01:07:31,232 --> 01:07:35,822

There was a lot to make fun of, but

I did find myself genuinely enjoying

:

01:07:35,822 --> 01:07:37,682

it a lot more than I thought I would.

:

01:07:38,642 --> 01:07:38,971

So,

:

01:07:39,107 --> 01:07:39,287

-:

Yeah.

:

01:07:40,052 --> 01:07:41,672

-:

mixed bag, but altogether,

:

01:07:41,672 --> 01:07:43,232

kind of a fun experience.

:

01:07:43,727 --> 01:07:44,567

-:

What do you think, Laura?

:

01:07:45,362 --> 01:07:47,012

-:

Yeah, I was surprised by the show.

:

01:07:47,012 --> 01:07:49,442

I mean, for the pilot that

started out the way it did

:

01:07:50,142 --> 01:07:52,302

A lot to razz on.

:

01:07:52,732 --> 01:07:56,332

There were some little

gems in here like this.

:

01:07:57,757 --> 01:08:01,687

Maybe not the entire handling of the

PTSD, but like the acknowledgement

:

01:08:01,842 --> 01:08:02,132

-:

:

01:08:02,612 --> 01:08:05,042

-:

Ernest Borg nine's acknowledgement

:

01:08:05,042 --> 01:08:09,272

of like his niece not being

ruined by her experience.

:

01:08:09,322 --> 01:08:09,612

-:

:

01:08:10,022 --> 01:08:12,422

-:

You know, if it almost felt like

:

01:08:12,422 --> 01:08:16,942

the show was becoming self-aware a

little bit after that pilot and Oh,

:

01:08:17,242 --> 01:08:21,022

using women totally as advancement

for men's stories kind of sucks.

:

01:08:21,631 --> 01:08:21,862

-:

:

01:08:22,011 --> 01:08:23,242

-:

let's bring Caitlyn

:

01:08:23,242 --> 01:08:24,502

back 'cause she's cool.

:

01:08:24,562 --> 01:08:25,131

You know,

:

01:08:26,482 --> 01:08:26,752

-:

Yep.

:

01:08:27,817 --> 01:08:29,622

-:

it, it was surprising.

:

01:08:29,622 --> 01:08:30,761

I'm not gonna say it was perfect.

:

01:08:30,761 --> 01:08:31,692

It was not perfect,

:

01:08:32,142 --> 01:08:32,652

-:

:

01:08:33,522 --> 01:08:36,402

-:

but it is like you could see society

:

01:08:36,402 --> 01:08:39,582

and the writers inching forward in

:

01:08:39,662 --> 01:08:40,051

-:

:

01:08:40,422 --> 01:08:41,772

I tend to agree.

:

01:08:41,997 --> 01:08:43,947

-:

crazy fears that we had

:

01:08:43,947 --> 01:08:45,807

and have in this country.

:

01:08:46,577 --> 01:08:46,867

-:

:

01:08:47,336 --> 01:08:50,367

-:

incremental progress and incremental is

:

01:08:50,517 --> 01:08:52,947

the best we can hope for really as people.

:

01:08:53,047 --> 01:08:55,567

Not gonna have overnight

changes on anything.

:

01:08:55,567 --> 01:08:59,346

And if we do, it's probably

actually bad, right?

:

01:08:59,797 --> 01:09:00,147

-:

Right.

:

01:09:00,727 --> 01:09:01,147

-:

something

:

01:09:01,312 --> 01:09:01,372

-:

:

01:09:01,477 --> 01:09:02,077

-:

has happened.

:

01:09:04,147 --> 01:09:05,377

Keep inching forward.

:

01:09:05,466 --> 01:09:06,551

That's what I'm getting out of it.

:

01:09:06,862 --> 01:09:11,301

-:

So our next episode, we are

:

01:09:11,422 --> 01:09:11,872

-:

Oh yeah,

:

01:09:12,112 --> 01:09:14,782

-:

leaving the He Wolf.

:

01:09:16,072 --> 01:09:19,192

I don't know Zeitgeist.

:

01:09:19,942 --> 01:09:20,752

-:

we're not

:

01:09:21,362 --> 01:09:23,282

-:

because we're gonna be watching

:

01:09:23,282 --> 01:09:24,662

a grandpa for Christmas.

:

01:09:26,011 --> 01:09:27,062

-:

oh, that's right.

:

01:09:27,482 --> 01:09:29,672

-:

So Beth and I did watch this a little

:

01:09:29,672 --> 01:09:33,792

bit ago but that'll be the next

episode released after this one.

:

01:09:34,692 --> 01:09:36,822

-:

And then we're starting on our new show.

:

01:09:36,852 --> 01:09:37,422

-:

Yeah.

:

01:09:37,961 --> 01:09:39,822

-:

we wanna tell 'em what our new show is?

:

01:09:39,881 --> 01:09:43,542

-:

Do we have them anticipate or do we

:

01:09:43,591 --> 01:09:45,211

do we tell 'em what they're in for?

:

01:09:45,841 --> 01:09:48,272

-:

I am impatient, so I'm thinking

:

01:09:48,992 --> 01:09:49,112

-:

All

:

01:09:49,471 --> 01:09:50,192

-:

We tell 'em

:

01:09:50,282 --> 01:09:51,211

-:

gonna drop it right now.

:

01:09:51,211 --> 01:09:52,772

Beth, do you wanna do the honors?

:

01:09:52,801 --> 01:09:54,122

-:

I will do the honors.

:

01:09:54,122 --> 01:09:54,152

I.

:

01:09:55,712 --> 01:10:01,562

We're zooming into the, no, actually

we're sauntering into the nineties

:

01:10:01,562 --> 01:10:07,322

as if one would saunter into an

old West ba because we are going

:

01:10:07,322 --> 01:10:10,802

to Texas with Walker, Texas Ranger,

:

01:10:10,937 --> 01:10:11,427

-:

Alright.

:

01:10:13,527 --> 01:10:13,867

All right.

:

01:10:15,002 --> 01:10:16,232

Up in here, guys,

:

01:10:16,502 --> 01:10:17,612

-:

yeah, some Chuck Norris.

:

01:10:17,942 --> 01:10:19,532

-:

who's the most manly.

:

01:10:20,732 --> 01:10:21,392

Chuck Norris

:

01:10:21,442 --> 01:10:21,742

-:

I don't know.

:

01:10:22,252 --> 01:10:24,772

He's a raging homophobe sar.

:

01:10:24,832 --> 01:10:25,162

Yeah.

:

01:10:25,702 --> 01:10:27,592

-:

Oh, no, I was just going

:

01:10:27,832 --> 01:10:28,462

-:

I just found that out.

:

01:10:28,512 --> 01:10:29,507

-:

Chuck Norris jokes.

:

01:10:29,857 --> 01:10:30,177

-:

I know.

:

01:10:30,337 --> 01:10:33,852

I was like, I was googling those,

I was googling Chuck Norris jokes

:

01:10:33,852 --> 01:10:37,252

to introduce Walker, and then I

found out that he's like a raging

:

01:10:37,252 --> 01:10:38,662

homophobe and I was like, no,

:

01:10:39,367 --> 01:10:39,877

-:

Guys.

:

01:10:40,177 --> 01:10:41,707

Guys though, guess what?

:

01:10:42,292 --> 01:10:42,532

-:

:

01:10:42,787 --> 01:10:45,427

-:

also 80 fucking five years

:

01:10:45,532 --> 01:10:46,342

-:

no, he's not.

:

01:10:46,432 --> 01:10:47,902

-:

Whoa.

:

01:10:47,902 --> 01:10:48,172

-:

you serious?

:

01:10:48,337 --> 01:10:48,997

-:

is.

:

01:10:50,362 --> 01:10:50,842

-:

man.

:

01:10:50,842 --> 01:10:53,542

That Total Gym must have

really worked for him.

:

01:10:55,282 --> 01:10:56,662

-:

Oh, I forgot about the Total Gym.

:

01:10:56,812 --> 01:10:57,202

-:

Gyms?

:

01:10:57,202 --> 01:10:58,402

I have a Total Gym.

:

01:10:59,812 --> 01:11:00,352

-:

Is this what?

:

01:11:00,352 --> 01:11:02,362

This is one of your mom's wild purchases.

:

01:11:02,542 --> 01:11:02,872

-:

yeah.

:

01:11:02,872 --> 01:11:03,742

Now I have it.

:

01:11:04,312 --> 01:11:05,032

-:

:

01:11:05,432 --> 01:11:08,942

Let us know throughout this,

if you morph into Chuck Norris.

:

01:11:09,542 --> 01:11:10,792

And wait a minute.

:

01:11:11,032 --> 01:11:15,922

So, okay, so the show started

in:

:

01:11:16,612 --> 01:11:17,332

And

:

01:11:18,262 --> 01:11:19,132

-:

you're doing the math.

:

01:11:19,372 --> 01:11:19,432

-:

Ugh.

:

01:11:19,732 --> 01:11:23,812

-:

if he's 85 now, that means he was 50.

:

01:11:24,382 --> 01:11:26,782

He was 50 when Walker

Texas Ranger started.

:

01:11:26,812 --> 01:11:28,762

He was a 50-year-old walker.

:

01:11:29,002 --> 01:11:30,862

I always thought he was like 30.

:

01:11:31,102 --> 01:11:31,942

I what?

:

01:11:32,392 --> 01:11:32,682

What

:

01:11:32,917 --> 01:11:33,397

-:

Hold on.

:

01:11:33,397 --> 01:11:34,657

I need to get a picture of him

:

01:11:34,772 --> 01:11:35,472

-:

are you for real?

:

01:11:35,472 --> 01:11:37,747

Right now, be so fucking for real.

:

01:11:38,437 --> 01:11:38,827

-:

Okay.

:

01:11:38,827 --> 01:11:39,457

Hold on.

:

01:11:40,237 --> 01:11:40,717

Dang.

:

01:11:40,717 --> 01:11:42,487

He looked good for 50.

:

01:11:43,627 --> 01:11:48,277

I mean, he is the dad bod thing

going on, but like good for him.

:

01:11:48,427 --> 01:11:49,387

-:

I th wasn't that the thing

:

01:11:49,387 --> 01:11:50,257

in the early nineties?

:

01:11:50,347 --> 01:11:50,917

I don't know.

:

01:11:50,917 --> 01:11:51,842

I was being born.

:

01:11:52,237 --> 01:11:53,977

-:

I don't think dad bod has ever

:

01:11:53,977 --> 01:11:58,507

been a thing other than internet

stands, but I might be wrong.

:

01:11:59,197 --> 01:12:00,877

-:

I'm a big fan of The Dead Mind.

:

01:12:01,027 --> 01:12:02,347

-:

I like a dad bod too, but.

:

01:12:03,922 --> 01:12:05,302

And the final episode

:

01:12:05,317 --> 01:12:05,887

-:

:

01:12:06,052 --> 01:12:07,372

-:

2001.

:

01:12:07,372 --> 01:12:09,712

So like we had basically

:

01:12:10,027 --> 01:12:12,687

-:

he was in his sixties when the show ended.

:

01:12:12,942 --> 01:12:14,142

-:

Good for him.

:

01:12:15,612 --> 01:12:16,272

Alright,

:

01:12:17,427 --> 01:12:18,237

-:

:

01:12:18,397 --> 01:12:21,772

And I guess the other question

is, speaking of Supernatural

:

01:12:22,192 --> 01:12:23,842

so there's the Walker, right?

:

01:12:23,842 --> 01:12:28,612

Which we're gonna start with, and then

I guess, are we gonna do the reboot

:

01:12:28,672 --> 01:12:32,032

starring Sam Winchester of Supernatural?

:

01:12:32,437 --> 01:12:33,577

-:

There was a reboot

:

01:12:34,137 --> 01:12:34,897

-:

There was a reboot.

:

01:12:34,927 --> 01:12:36,547

It's got four seasons.

:

01:12:36,547 --> 01:12:37,597

It's on Max.

:

01:12:37,657 --> 01:12:38,347

-:

Okay.

:

01:12:39,677 --> 01:12:41,027

We might just have to,

:

01:12:42,002 --> 01:12:42,292

-:

:

01:12:43,037 --> 01:12:43,337

-:

huh?

:

01:12:46,742 --> 01:12:47,342

Cool dude.

:

01:12:48,392 --> 01:12:55,112

next week grandpa for Christmas,

golden Globe, nominated er Borg nine

:

01:12:55,332 --> 01:12:55,452

-:

:

01:12:55,622 --> 01:12:58,562

-:

performance do

:

01:12:58,657 --> 01:12:59,317

-:

in this movie.

:

01:13:00,152 --> 01:13:01,442

-:

grandpa for Christmas.

:

01:13:01,442 --> 01:13:02,282

Yes.

:

01:13:02,372 --> 01:13:02,942

-:

Yes.

:

01:13:03,737 --> 01:13:05,447

-:

It's available on YouTube for

:

01:13:05,447 --> 01:13:06,992

free if you wanna watch it.

:

01:13:07,352 --> 01:13:08,522

-:

if you guys wanna get ready for

:

01:13:08,672 --> 01:13:14,792

Grandpa for Christmas, it's actually,

it is a cute hallmarky kind of movie.

:

01:13:15,077 --> 01:13:15,137

-:

:

01:13:15,272 --> 01:13:18,572

-:

it is totally harmless and honestly

:

01:13:18,572 --> 01:13:21,662

it just made me really happy to

see, or Ernest Bork nine again.

:

01:13:22,397 --> 01:13:22,607

-:

:

01:13:22,607 --> 01:13:26,417

Like the script is ridiculous, but

everyone in it acts their heart out, so

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It was kind of a fun watch.

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And then I assume we'll

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take a little break.

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Yep.

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before we get into Walker, Texas Ranger.

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We do have to travel all the way

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to Texas and that will be you know,

a bit of a involved road trip, so,

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Yeah.

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All right guys,

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right.

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this was, I am, first off, I just wanna

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say I was so excited to podcast today

because I got to see my friends, and

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Yeah,

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I think, I know who are you is the, like

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becoming friends over a podcast thing.

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But you know, Beth, I know

you in real life, Laura.

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I, you know, I am just so excited

to see you in the summer and

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have girly times and hang out.

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fun.

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It's gonna be really fun.

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Yeah.

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And Laura, we've only met like twice

in person, but it's been, yeah.

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old besties,

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yeah.

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Same every, yeah.

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Like we kind of got into the tradition of

hugging each other every time we saw each

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other at the con which was really fun.

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Yeah.

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So yeah.

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I'm really excited y'all.

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Very good.

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Okay.

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See you soon.

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You too.

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Thanks.

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Bye.

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Exactly, it's perfect.

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Hi, Hank.

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Hi.

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How you doing?

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Little buddy?

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Good.

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All right, buddy.

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Can you close the door on your way out?

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Cool Girls Don't Look at Explosions
Have you ever been curious about what men watched in the 80's and 90's, but didn't want to sit through it? Have we got a show for you! Join Beth, Glo, and Laura as they skip through dude centric TV while laughing, mocking, and maybe finding the secret feminism.